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The Around the NFL Podcast.
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That's a great point, Mark
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Surprice. Welcome
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to the Around the NFL Podcast. I'm
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Greg Rosenthal alongside QB Index
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guru Mark Sessler,
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and yeah, this is a surprise drop. This
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is your favorite, uh musical
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artist just releasing an album
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like a mix tape on a Friday,
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and you're just happy to get the extra content. Hopefully.
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Mark, we hinted at it on our Tuesday
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show and now we are doing more than
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hinting at it, and we thought that we would
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just take a breeze through a trip
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through the QB Index where we stand. Of course, I'm
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uh doing this with the
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creator of the QB Index, so it's sort
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of like there's an interesting dynamic at
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there. Well, I do miss it. I
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have to admit I do miss watching
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the quarterbacks extra close and
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then ranking them. And that's why this
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week we thought it would be fun just get give a little
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extra episode would try something different,
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largely because Mark's concept
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for this week's article,
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which I implore everyone to check out at
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NFL dot com slash QB Index
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is amazing. You wrote high coups
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for all thirty two players. So we're gonna go
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through a good junk of them. We're
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gonna hear your high coups and
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um, and I'm also gonna maybe
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push around about these rankings and see
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see what I would expect you to. How how have
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you enjoyed it? We you're now six seven
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weeks in. It's a lot of work. The thing I love about
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it is we are already
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taking game notes and what, trying to watch
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everything for our Thursday preview show and
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just overall gaining ideas
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of who these teams are. And it marries right
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away on Monday writing it um
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with the project that's due essentially to say
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that's fair. Now hands this is looking for
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us. He was like Mark, Mark and Greg show
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that could be spicy. He wants us to have a
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confrontation. I
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think that Dan often um uh
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silently, not even maybe intentionally creates
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um the environment where you and I get into the conflict.
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I feel like we're pretty polite with each other,
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but we'll try to we'll try to. Yeah, we're pretty
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into it in this in format. I
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think you're ranking of two A Togo volo
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is terrible. Mark. Now uh, let's
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start near someone near
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the top. Um, Let's start with
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Justin Herbert I don't know why, just because I
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find him interesting. Right now you have him number
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five the top five right now, Josh
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Allen moved up to one. Patrick Mahomes
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is at too. I feel like those
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have to be the top two in some order. You could
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argue either way. You got Hurts in Lamar
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three and four. I don't have
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any argument there, although it's interesting that
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Lamar struggled the last few weeks
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and yet there's not anyone logical to pass them.
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And then Herbert here at five.
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Go for your high coup, my high
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coup for justin Herbert human tornado
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trapped inside hyper Milk Toast Bolts
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offensive scheme sit. I
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would point to Monday Night Football as a
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kind of case in point I, just because I so
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Herbert is I want to sit with that haiku
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a little more. There's a certain
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amount of syllables each time. Yes, it's
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gotta be um five seven five,
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And I would say, like the reading of the hikup
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is important too, so don't don't rush
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through it. Okay, That's all I'm saying, because that was great.
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Trapped inside hyper Milk Toast Bolts.
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I mean I was in the newsroom, like counting on my
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fingers one through five and then one through
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five and seven, and there are various like television
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executives looking at me like I would just done a bag
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of cocaine, so you know, after
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the pilocybin. It feels like,
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yeah, Joe Lombardi could
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use some psilocybin maybe to live
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in up this uh mind going yes,
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it's story, Vanilla, It's
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it's weird. It's almost like they've got this the
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stallion of a of a horse here, but
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they're just they're they're
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just uh, you know, letting kids
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ride them for birthday parties instead of taking
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them out into the field. I was trying to really know. I
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love what you said though, you and Grave Digger
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on the Monday Night recap that he's sort of a deodorant
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for the rest of that operation on some level.
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And it's like they're not using him even. I mean,
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they already had unlocked him in years
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prior, and it's like we're getting a lesser
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version of him now, a safer version. The whole offense
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doesn't seem to be uh equipped
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with any daring do I know, we hit Brady
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hard on the Tuesday show so we
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can keep it quick, But I just love the hiku so much
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that I want you to go, well, this highko has been asked
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to um this is a this is an Easter
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eggor because this high coo will not be appearing in print,
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but um it is two Seltzer's
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at the wedding of Robert Kraft
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and people freaking out. I
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I love that we're giving an exclusive
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hiku to our podcast listeners because
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you guys deserve it. Like too hot for NFL,
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I guess hot com. I hope that doesn't make you
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uncomfortable, but yeah, I just I
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have a hard time feeling that him
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him going out on and I had much to do with.
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So I think that's why I pointed to it, because it's
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I feel like everything around the Tom Brady
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experienced this season, because we can tell
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he's a little unsettled emotionally.
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I mean, he was just going off on his lineman
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in the Steeler's loss, and it's like,
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oh, what can we blame it on his personal life?
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The fact that he went to a wedding, which he's like, these
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guys do all sorts of things all the time. I mean,
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I just didn't find that to be a factor in his play. He's
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throwing the ball really well. I think
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it's gotten underrated. He had
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three or four great throws
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in that game. The problem is everything
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in between. Yeah, he's had a few more misses,
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I would say than normal, But I think it's more
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he's just getting rid of the ball quickly
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because he doesn't trust what's going to happen, and
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it makes them a little boring to watch two.
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But he's still got that arm. All of these KOs
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are so good, Mark that I actually
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feel like we're losing I'm
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losing something by not having all of them. Like I
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didn't even want to discuss Jaylon Nerds, but I just want
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you. I do want to hear that, yeah
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is so good. They built a statue for
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owls four months away from
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a jail in Carving. That
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would be great, and it's Super Bowl they
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that is it was your super Bowl runner
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up picks, so we could both be feeling
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great during Super Bowl Week and then
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you just root for the other team, and then
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you would be right and root
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for the Eagles, and I will be right. They've set
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a precedent here, like if if
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they win the Super Bowl, Sirianni
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and Hurts have to have one next year. They
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have to also run a Philly special in
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that game if they get there. He's
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very steady. He's not um,
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gonna kill you from the pocket all
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the time. But I think his improvement
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as a passer has
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been notable, Like he makes some
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really nice throws where he buys time
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in the pocket to throw instead of
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running. It's certainly not all R P
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O stuff. And he's a good decision maker. Like how
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many times does he have been like, oh, why did you do
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that? Jail hurts? No? I mean it's
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it's it's on a inn full like the bad thros he's
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made too, And like I I I
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feel like I can't find another quarterback on this
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list that made a bigger leap from where we
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ended with him last year and what that offense
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was to what it can do now. And I mean he's
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at three, and I guess in another season maybe he wouldn't
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be be at three. But it's been a
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tough year to be like, oh, this guy's coming
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from the wilderness and sweeping up the list. There
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aren't a lot of guys doing that right now. It's a great point,
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justin Graver, who's here with us, Hey,
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just then, and how many times have
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we um that's
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how you do. I thought I could get away with it without Dan
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No. I mean I like this. I like the whole
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bit, and you know, feel free to do do drops
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in here all of your normal stuff.
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You just looked like a man who had something to say.
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Well, I was gonna bring it up, and Mark just mentioned it. The
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leap that Jalen Hurts has made. I feel like
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it's underrated and often not talked
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about. Like everyone talks about Josh Allen being
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this guy who improved so
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much and that it's so rare to see someone do that.
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But Jalen Hurts, I mean his last year at
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Alabama before he went to Oklahoma, he
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was a terrible passer of the football
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and he's just improved so much. And I
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think people kind of mocked Nick
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Sirianni for some press conference things that he
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said when he first got hired, but
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he deserves a lot of credit for under
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the radar as a coach. I feel like there should be more
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like Nick Sirianni think pieces out there.
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That's a good point. I mean, the people have just sort
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of accepted them as a superpower, awfully
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quick, and you're right, like
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what I did you know, that's a badman own back here.
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But I did a sandwich prop He's
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gonna make the Pro Bowl team. Jalen Hurts as
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like the first time in a in a pretty loaded NFC
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for quarterbacks that he would be one of the top
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three, And I and everyone at least
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took the sandwich on that. It's
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it's been really impressive. I remember moved
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the sticks. Our friend Daniel Jeremiah,
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who I'm excited to announce is
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going to start a podcast.
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Daniel, Yeah, yeah,
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like talk about the draft. Have read Bucky
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Brooks. I think it's gonna be good. It's got a
8:57
lot of knowledge. I remember during the draft
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process him wrestling with Jalen
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Hurts because he said he
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clearly isn't there as a passer. But
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we're seeing these sort of athletes do
9:08
well at quarterback. And there's something
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that everyone who's ever met Jalen Hurts
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says is so special about him that
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I just have to put him in my top fifty, which
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was higher than most people had him. I just have
9:19
to put him there just because even
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if it doesn't make sense, he hasn't shown it on
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tape. He's just like such an amazing individual.
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And wants it so bad that he thinks like there's a
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good he could get there some day. I mean there's there's
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locker room clips of him weekly talking to the team.
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That's sort of been the unanimous thing. You know, we're a year
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removed from It's like this whole thing Jalen Hurts
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is simply on a tryout to see if the
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Eagles can't find something better. Now it's like, uh,
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that tryout worked right, And also,
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can we hold off on the like Jalen Hurts
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contract extension talk,
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Just let's just enjoy the season. Just
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just let this season play out and then
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we can get to that. The defect ball is more
9:56
interesting and the rest of this season
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will greatly in form the contract,
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you know, So just we don't need to talk about
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it now. It's just
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it's just
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like, enjoy it. There you go, Sean Kelly,
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I love it. He's in the back cheering our
10:12
resident Eagles fan. We've got so many Eagles
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fans everywhere, it's it's ridiculous.
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The rest of the top ten Gino Smith, Joe Burrow,
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Aaron Rodgers at nine and
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to a who Yeah, it's tough to know
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what to do with injured guys, I might add him a little
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tough to know what to do with a Rogers. Yeah,
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I think you're I
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would say, you're being generous. But it comes
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back to what we're dealing with in the
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NFL, which Justin and I talked about on Monday
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night, to of like just offenses are down yards
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per attempt is way down in terms
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of quarterbacks, and so once
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you go through the rest of the list, Actually, I don't have
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anyone that like screams they
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have to be ahead of Aaron Rodgers.
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I personally would have Tanno Hire, but we'll we'll get
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to have a question for Mark. Yes, what
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does Gino Smith have to do to climb
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higher than he is? He's seventh? Um,
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I mean that he's seventh. The guys
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he's behind, other
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than Hurts might all be Hall of Famers. Yeah,
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I think it's I think it's that. I think it's just like we're
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you're getting closer and closer where it should be. Based
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almost entirely on this season. I think
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you're there after four or five weeks, I would say,
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but I also like, look at the last game he had, it's like
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he's been good, he's been great. I mean,
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I guess I could go put him at three or four, but I
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and I see that, you know, also like I'll
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go check like pff or something after I
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do it. And I mean all season long, he's
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been riding the top. PFF. He's he's doing,
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he's qbr darling. But
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it's like I just don't I look at the overall person
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and body of work to some degree, still here
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in week six and and he's seven. Is fine
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for MEAs like is he a better quarterback than Tom
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Brady?
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I guess, But part of it is like Tom Brady
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has been in a rough environment, but he but he has
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been he If you didn't know their names, you could
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you could make a case for Gino Smith being high. I think
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you gotta go purely on this year. And
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uh, I don't think it's crazy to have him,
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That's what I mean. I don't think it's crazy to have him at seven
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purely on this year. Yes, all the numbers,
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UH would say higher, They
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would say yeah, fourth, probably
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behind Hurts Mahomes. And I did, at least
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in the high coup for Geno Smith take
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a shot here myself, let's hear it. The
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author of this column giggled at
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me in August. Now he's hushed. M
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hmm. I mean, I'm taking a huge dirt
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nap on the Geno front, and I've accepted it,
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you and many others. I mean, it's Ryan
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Dan, Dan, a lot of a
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lot of a lot of Geno daughters, a lot
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of Jets fans out there. It is outrageous.
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I weirdly liked
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last week as a Geno fan because the heights
12:46
he was reaching, we're getting a little outrageous.
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And what I liked was the defense won
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them a game and that he just had like a
12:53
normal mediocre game. Because
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if that's his baseline of like his
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lower games, that's it. Yeah, you like
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the floor because he reminds
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me a little bit of a more athletic
13:05
now Dalton. And
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I know that's a weird thing to say, but it
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prime Dalton. Whereas I just think he makes
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the right decisions, and I think he's ahead
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of the Dalton scale certainly right now. He's certainly
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flasher, he makes better at throws. I just mean
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that he kind of gives what the defense,
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He takes what the defense gives him, and he doesn't make a lot
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of bad decisions. And maybe he holds the ball a little too
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long, so that all reminds me, and he's accurate, and that reminds
13:29
me of Andy Dalton, but like a better version of
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it. I think it's an incredible case study because
13:33
I remember like watching football when I was
13:36
young and was like, oh, Phil Simms finally
13:38
turns a corner in his career in year five,
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or like Joe thiseman had like years
13:43
in a row where he wasn't even a starter. It's like, you didn't just give
13:45
up on these guys and draft someone new right away. And
13:47
she knows a case where like I'm not saying
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he created a lot of his own issues. He wasn't. It wasn't
13:52
excellent on tape when he
13:54
was playing back in the day. But it's
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like these careers go through such bi
13:58
rhythms and like give up on these dudes. It's
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like who else is sitting out there? That could be
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this version of Gino where you've just learned to bathe
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in the league for long enough, you feel more comfortable
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and your skill set takes over. I think that's that's
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a great point. Mark, And Uh,
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it reminds me a little bit of Fitzpatrick because
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people think of Ryan Fitzpatrick in a
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certain way now, but until
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he got that chance in Tampa,
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really, I don't think they,
14:24
like anyone would have thought he could have had a late career
14:27
renaissance like he did, and he just
14:29
got it through injury. And then you have this three
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or four years where actually he played at a
14:33
higher level for those three or four years than really any
14:35
other point except for that one Buffalo. This
14:37
happens to quarterbacks throughout their career. I mean, quarterbacks
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hit their prime in their thirties. Matt
14:42
Ryan didn't win his first m v p N till he was in
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that range. Matthew Stafford got so
14:46
much better than Ryan Tannehill. I mean that was that
14:48
wasn't he didn't go into the wilderness for four
14:50
years, but I mean he was ridden out of
14:52
town and then comeback
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Player of the Year and looking like it. And I think it's for similar
14:57
reasons to Gino, because I
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think you look at the way Gina
15:02
wins and his experience is
15:04
his most valuable asset right now. I think
15:06
he's just like a smart he He always showed
15:08
an ability to go through his reads and stay calm, and
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that was the thing I liked about him. Was like he
15:13
was a real quarterback, quarterback like
15:15
and that usually means success. But
15:17
I think the fact that when your mind catches
15:19
up to your physical skills, and I think that happened
15:21
with Tannehill. I think that happened with Ben Roethlisberger
15:24
late in his career and that's why he got better. And
15:26
now I'm struggling to find your list
15:28
again. Uh give me, uh
15:30
give me Rogers is hiku just because
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it's good. Sorry, I'm just like commanding you.
15:35
Like no, I I like how this is operated.
15:38
Give me a hiku. Aaron Rodgers?
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Uh agitated peeved?
15:43
Wait is that New York Jet skuy wearing a cheesehead?
15:46
Just the way that game ended, just you know, so bizarre.
15:50
Oh that's amazing. Uh to a like
15:52
you said his temper and that's a tough one. He I,
15:54
I didn't count. You can't please anyone. I don't
15:56
mean you, but anyone with wherever you put to a, you're
15:58
gonna anyone's going an off on something.
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To me, i'd have him a little
16:03
slightly lower, maybe based off his play, but not because
16:05
he was hurt. I do how I thought of it
16:07
was after about five weeks, it was just like, what
16:10
is the average start from this guy? Like
16:13
and then whatever that and then rank it that way. That's
16:15
a good with my own little head, good way to do it. Cousins
16:18
eleventh. You know he's he's
16:21
been eleventh forever. Uh.
16:23
Kyler twelfth actually higher
16:25
than I would expect. Uh do you sort?
16:28
We did talk about him a lot Tuesday. I think we part
16:30
of the reason is we put a little more
16:32
on maybe his coach than than him. And
16:35
then Tannehill thirteen, let's hear
16:37
Tannehills. Uh,
16:39
Ryan Tannehills high cup is for those thinking
16:42
he'd be bounced by now from Leak Willis
16:45
Tanny lives. I don't
16:47
know if many people thought he would be by now, but it was got
16:49
kind of dark there when they drafted him, and it
16:51
was like he talked about his offseason and how disconnected
16:54
he felt. They trade A. J. Brown away. It was like they were starting
16:56
over. See sometimes the line breaks
16:59
um are surprising
17:01
and and I like that. And so this is my reading
17:04
of Guyan Tan Hills for
17:06
those thinking he'd be
17:08
bounced by now. For Malik Willis
17:12
Tanny, I think are more
17:14
of the visual when you read it on page Okay,
17:17
that's just my t I thought there
17:20
was like a whole I could be wrong with the
17:22
culture of like how people read
17:26
would wink the listener there by not having them
17:28
not know what I mean. It does have that element to
17:30
it, but sometimes you get the musicality for
17:33
those thinking he'd I like that
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pause be bounced by now for maleik,
17:38
I like that pause, and then willis
17:41
Tanny lives. I don't know, it's just like erratic
17:43
and fun. I would have him higher, and I
17:46
know he doesn't probably rate incredibly
17:49
high in the advanced metrics. Actually
17:52
he has been. He has been ranking high in the
17:54
completion percentage over expectation plus
17:56
e p A per pass attempt there just don't
17:58
throw the ball. I think he was second US and I saw
18:01
the Titans just don't throw the ball very much. And
18:03
yeah in QBR and I think PFF,
18:06
he's mediocre this year, and he had like a two
18:08
year run where they were on top of the world, where he would
18:10
always rank like third in PFF and they'd have
18:12
to defend it. I just watched him every
18:14
week and kind of like Gino, I
18:17
think he just makes good decisions, like he's a guy
18:19
that you know what you're gonna get and there's a lot to that,
18:21
and he makes more big throws than
18:23
people realize. It's one of my favorite quarterbacks to
18:25
watch, and I felt away for a couple of years, but I think there's
18:27
a toughness to his game. He's willing to take
18:30
a shot and fire it down field.
18:32
I could see his teammates love him for all that business
18:34
and like that's my kind of dude. Okay, Yeah,
18:36
that the raw numbers are are weird,
18:38
Like he has thrown half as many passes as
18:40
Joe Burrow, so yeah, he doesn't miss the
18:43
ball. Yeah. They also had a bye week, but heading into
18:46
last week when Titans didn't play, Tannehill
18:48
was tied for the league leading games
18:50
with a QB rating over one hundred
18:52
for this season with five out of They've
18:55
had like the streak
18:58
of good halfs in a good way, and he's been sent sational
19:00
for like chunks of time in a row. Here here's why
19:02
I think he deserves to be even higher. I
19:04
would probably have him eight
19:07
or nine. I just think all
19:09
the reasons that we give as excuses
19:11
for all these other quarterbacks, he's got
19:13
those in spades, and people don't
19:15
think of Ryan Tannell as a guy who improves
19:18
his teammates, like lifts them. But I
19:21
think he's at that level now. He's no longer
19:24
close to the Dalton line to meet his offensive
19:26
line in the past. Protection has been terrible the
19:28
last two years, and he like makes it work.
19:30
And his receivers aren't really that good and he makes it
19:32
work like that. I I give him a lot
19:34
of credit. Car and Stafford
19:36
are next Garoppolo goff. Wow.
19:39
That to me, those are all like in the from the same
19:41
generation of players too. I guess Stafford's
19:44
a little older. Let's do Stafford
19:46
at a T
19:48
and t ads should
19:50
be fewer. Pick sixes
19:53
should be fewer too. Oh that's it. That
19:57
might be the winner so far. That's a good
19:59
one. What about uh little Caesar's
20:01
ads? Well, you know, when you're dealing
20:03
with a five seven five syllable count
20:05
like there's limited space to uh, It's
20:08
like it's like a less um open
20:10
field tweet. I think he's getting a little bit
20:12
of credit for what he did a
20:15
year ago. Uh. And the situation
20:17
is tough because he struggled.
20:19
He has not looked good. I think it's with some of these
20:21
guys like the floor is about to
20:23
fall out. If if what we see is what we're gonna get,
20:26
we'll talk about them when they come off the by. But
20:28
they were under center a lot more against
20:31
the Panthers, and it really worked well. The numbers
20:33
were great for Stafford under center. That
20:36
was sort of more of the old basic
20:39
Jared Goff offense. Our friend
20:41
Maurice Jones Drew who does their broadcast, was
20:43
saying mcveigh's gotta stop
20:45
being stubborn and realized like, kind of go back
20:48
to use that trope again, simplify,
20:51
go back to the basics. But he said,
20:53
but they were doing that, I think against the Panthers,
20:56
and it worked all right. Jared Goff,
21:00
Daniel Jones, Mariota and
21:02
Dalton. I've
21:04
really cracked up checking the PFUH
21:06
numbers the last couple of weeks because Andy
21:09
Dalton is fourth right now among their
21:11
qualifying quartotas. That it's
21:14
funny because I think it's because they look they
21:16
grade in such a way that made me like
21:18
Tannehill and Gino two in that they
21:20
just grade like pluses
21:23
and minuses, and like he just has so
21:25
few minuses that you're just like, oh, he pretty
21:27
much does the right thing, and he doesn't hurt you. It's been
21:29
a good version of Daltons. I also I think
21:31
that you know, but he's not not a lot of flash, not
21:34
a flash. I mean. Also the most exciting
21:36
um performance uh in the
21:38
backfield came from Taysom Hill. Recently he's
21:40
sort of like got a sidecar doing stuff he
21:42
could do and throwing a touchdown in that game. But Dalton's
21:45
been really clean. But like I do think there's an
21:47
human element where it's like I can't put
21:49
Dalton at number four or five, like come
21:51
on, I mean that's preposterous and there's no way
21:53
he's even played at that level
21:56
anyway. So if you wanted to give him some love,
21:58
you could maybe put him ahead
22:00
of Daniel Jones. I
22:03
know he hasn't won mini games. I don't know. I think
22:05
you've got him in just the right spot. And I was too hard
22:07
on you last week with your Jimmy g at sixteen.
22:09
He's been steady too, he played well. I had him
22:11
higher last week because he had had to I
22:14
thought promising performances in
22:16
a row, but then he came back to earth a little bit. The start
22:18
of the show here though, is your high Cuz, let's
22:21
go with you're gonna
22:23
rip him off in a row. We're
22:25
gonna do something different. Three quarterbacks
22:27
in a row, Jared Goff, Daniel Jones,
22:30
and Mariota. Okay, Jared Goff
22:32
off adequate golf. Lucky
22:35
there aren't thirty other Belichicks
22:37
just because Belichick just owns them.
22:40
Daniel Jones operating
22:42
as a s Quan handoff robot
22:45
who does just enough. It
22:47
doesn't maybe a little harsh on Daniel Jones handoff
22:50
robot is just a very uh
22:52
poetic image. You know that's
22:55
what Pops? Do you want me to do? Mariota?
22:57
Was that the third one here? Um? I flung
22:59
a t D to Kyle Pitts.
23:02
Time to chill fantasy nimrods. Although
23:06
I think from a real football angle that was a nice development
23:09
too, I mean it was, But you're right, I
23:11
am getting I've gotten annoyed by the
23:15
whole like fantasy community because
23:17
I follow enough of them on Twitter. Are like really
23:20
mad at the Falcons and the Jets.
23:22
They're just like really mad at Arthur Smith
23:25
and uh Mike la
23:27
Fleur for running efficient offenses that are
23:30
back in there. They're
23:32
not. It's not resulting in
23:35
good fantasy numbers for anyone, but
23:37
get over yourself. They're actually good offenses
23:40
for what they need to be. Did you see Elijah
23:42
Moore's tweet after the game one
23:44
that was unfortunate? Yeah? He
23:47
said, like if I said what I really wanted to say,
23:49
It's like if you say that, you might as well just say it because
23:51
you've already said it. But he's like, I'm happy we're winning,
23:53
but yeah, this sucks. Uh
23:56
you might want to say, like, uh,
23:59
yeah that Flacco we were throwing it for like three
24:01
d and sixty yards and like three inter se is
24:04
a different of it. Can we get some like music
24:07
or sound accompaniment to when Mark reads
24:09
this? I, uh, I'm gonna
24:11
read Andy Dalton's How about that? Andy Dalton
24:15
glowing red ginger Man
24:18
average skills, a key back
24:22
tastes them to start. Not that was
24:24
it was a bad reading. I mean, have it changed
24:26
that too? Because I think we're getting closer to Dalton
24:29
starting. It looks like he's gonna start on Thursday night.
24:31
All right, your next uh five, we'll we'll
24:33
say. Trevor, Lawrence Russell, Wilson, Matt
24:35
Ryan moving up this week, Carson Wentz
24:38
moving down he has that injury four? Can
24:40
he pickets at five? I gotta
24:42
say the single most surprising
24:45
ranking you had to me was
24:49
Russell Wilson. I thought he would
24:51
be even lower.
24:53
Let's hear that sad music for the for the Russell
24:56
WILSONI depressing
25:00
yards after halftime is not what
25:03
Denver paid for. I
25:05
think that was good because it's stripped
25:08
away the artifice, like the
25:10
poetry, you know what I mean, Like something needs to
25:12
be flowery, have that image. In this case,
25:14
everything is dark and you just gave
25:17
us like the simple plain words
25:20
of darkness. Yeah, I mean, so you're you
25:22
would like to see him?
25:24
Well, you mentioned on our other show that you felt he
25:26
was at the very bottom of the league. Who
25:28
has played worse at quarterback than
25:31
and then Russell Wilson this year. I'm gonna
25:33
go through your list. P J. Walker is on the
25:35
list right now. And whoever is the Panthers guy? Yes,
25:39
Davis Mills. I
25:41
think I'd put Mills ahead of him. Cooper Rush.
25:44
I'd put Cooper Rush ahead him. I would say
25:46
Cooper Russia's average game was better. Justin
25:49
field. We love Akholder back. I
25:53
put dustin fields behind him. So that's thirty.
25:55
So that's two. Bailey's Appy, I
25:58
got it. Bailey's Appy's definitely had a rustle. Well
26:00
I just want but
26:02
just right now, Bailey Zappy's average
26:04
game has absolutely been better. Zack Wilson
26:08
I put ahead of him, not by a ton and then yeah,
26:14
so yeah, I think i'd have him thirty. Wow.
26:16
I mean, I just I guess with Russell will
26:18
I mean, he's looked terrible. He's seen
26:21
yards after it's
26:24
the whole thing seems so broken that I don't
26:26
hate what you're saying. I um, I mean, he's
26:28
gonna sink like a stone if this is what is what he
26:30
is right now, because I don't know how you go
26:33
through another off season if this is Russell Wilson all
26:35
season saying we're gonna roll this whole thing out again.
26:37
Now. Uh. You
26:39
know, some of the numbers are closer to you.
26:43
The e p A completion
26:45
percentage over expected composite
26:47
has him twenty six out of thirty three,
26:49
so a little closer to you.
26:53
Completion percentage over expected
26:56
similar, He's ahead of about five
26:59
or six guys QB are similar, and
27:01
just the eye test in PFF, which
27:03
to me is sometimes kind of similar has
27:06
him about. Yeah, I had a five or six guys.
27:08
So either way though, it's somewhere
27:10
between our two. Right, it's surprising, no matter
27:12
what I mean, it's crazy. I
27:15
can you think of any example, And
27:17
this is tough. It's putting you on the spot. I
27:19
couldn't come up with anything in the history,
27:22
at least in the last twenty years when we're covering
27:24
the NFL, like, has there ever been like something
27:26
like this, a dramatic fall off
27:29
for a great you know, potentially Hall
27:31
of Fame quarterback this fast?
27:33
Certainly not while changing teams, because that like
27:35
has hasn't really happened. That hasn't happened.
27:37
I can't come up with anything. I mean not not if you look at
27:40
Russell Wilson's age, because he's not forty
27:42
two. Um, I would point to
27:44
like a startling fall off. A cliff was
27:46
Brett Farve in two thousand and ten, but not surprising.
27:48
It just was hard to watch. I mean maybe even
27:50
then he had kind of fallen. He had declined
27:53
pretty hard before that two thousand nine
27:55
season, and that was like his resurgence. So it's sort
27:57
of made sense. I mean, I guess, like you know, it
27:59
was to pressing to watch another Bronco
28:02
Peyton Manning during that Super Bowl season. His
28:04
exit like you know, be replaced
28:06
by Brocks. That was like a neck
28:08
injury and age too
28:10
true, but it was truly shocking because
28:13
he had shown no signs the year before
28:16
he was still like that's
28:19
also I would say that there was natural
28:22
age going on there, and Roethlisberger
28:24
is a guy who age was like purely
28:26
the reason he fell off a claiming
28:29
if anybody Wilson's still young, Wilson's
28:31
not not in that group where he
28:34
was at the age. Raethlisberger was a guy
28:36
everyone said would age poorly, and the reality
28:38
was he didn't. That didn't happen until he
28:40
was thirty eight thirty nine. He was maybe
28:43
playing the best football of his career at
28:46
Russell Wilson's age. And they're pretty similar
28:48
players. I think if you had to come up with I
28:51
know that the size is so different, but
28:53
in the in the running ability, but I think in
28:55
some ways they're they're about as similar as anyone
28:58
I can come up with for Ben, and but it's like it's
29:00
a unique case. And I also think this season, especially
29:03
like it's been if they had been tucked away
29:05
at one pm Eastern, six games in
29:07
a row, A lot less people would be talking about it, but
29:09
like it's been so visual and so island
29:11
gaming and so in our face. Yeah,
29:14
I'm not sure what to do with Trevor Lawrence. I think you have him
29:16
in in the exact right spot at
29:20
I don't know if he's hot and cold so much as
29:23
just um, not there
29:25
yet, and that's fine. He's in the second
29:28
year, some progress
29:30
this year, certainly. I think you've got him
29:32
in the perfect spot, which would be it's weird
29:34
because he'd be a Dalton right now at
29:37
twenty is kind of the Dalton scale.
29:39
He's the Dalton. Is the Dalton line
29:41
right now? Maybe on this list, and Lawrence,
29:43
I would say, is like right at it, right
29:46
at it. Maybe he's one above it, maybe he's one below.
29:49
Uh. You want to do matt Ryan's hiku
29:54
where they all said sad autumn
29:56
brighter after Mattie
29:58
ice flings and third throws.
30:02
We'll get to it on Thursday, but Mattie
30:04
I showed something that was a great game.
30:07
It was a nice change for them. This just feels like poetry
30:10
music to me. And yeah, not necessarily sad.
30:12
I mean it is sad, But yeah, I
30:14
think you're a little hard on, uh, your
30:16
guy, Jacoby Brissette. I think you're showing
30:18
some of your yeah,
30:21
some of your feelings
30:23
there. It's like you're you're harder
30:25
on him. I think he played so great
30:28
until last week. I know, I
30:30
know he had some big time misses and that's why, a
30:33
big time mistakes and key spots, and
30:35
that's why you couldn't put him in
30:37
the top ten where all the advanced
30:39
stats would have had him before last week.
30:43
But to me, he would He would have been closer to like
30:45
fifteen going into last week and six
30:48
and it was a bad game out of him, there was no question
30:50
about. I just kind of think that might be like what
30:52
we just saw is like more the Jacoby
30:54
Brissette we're going to see um,
30:57
But he also had three killer
30:59
miss stakes that prevented them from winning
31:01
games. It kind of bothers me. But can we
31:04
get the haiku for him to Jacoby
31:10
passes times?
31:14
Chubb carries twelve,
31:16
Pat's a bomb Browns. That's
31:21
amazing. Trying out some new music there. I
31:23
like that. I like that fit. You
31:26
know, I was very basic. I don't know
31:28
if Dan would have you know, spiced
31:30
it up. I just went straight through the list. We're hitting
31:32
the bottom five Zack
31:35
Wilson. Pretty
31:37
low for Zack, but I guess it makes sense. Hasn't played that
31:39
much and hasn't done that much. Bailey Zappy,
31:42
he's gotten better each week. Justin Fields,
31:45
Cooper Rush, Davis
31:48
Mills, and then P. J. Walker,
31:50
who believe only completed
31:53
one pass past the line of scrimmage, which
31:55
is like sixty yards when he was taken out of the
31:57
game. That was a tough situation.
31:59
I think of his completions were behind the line of
32:01
scrimmage. Um, all right, our final two
32:03
high coups we're gonna do for
32:06
the day. Let's end. Uh strong love
32:08
these two. Cooper Rush at thirty and Davis
32:11
Mills at third. All right, here's Cooper Rush,
32:16
Cooper Rush. Time for Jara to
32:19
leave a suitcase full of green bills
32:21
in my locker. Davis
32:25
Mills, Mills
32:28
wondering if Easter but will return
32:30
his R. E. M C D. That's
32:36
another Easter Egg, one that's been exclusive
32:38
to the pods, been asked to be edited.
32:41
I don't even want to go deeper into that joke.
32:44
Um, I just love uh
32:46
that image just
32:49
strange. Team Jack borrow that
32:51
reckoning c D. He's like, yeah, they have
32:53
that reckon, you have reckoning love that hour from Davis
32:55
Mills, who's like very
32:58
little of an r M fan. I'm an Davis
33:00
will has been uh like a little
33:02
disappointing to me this year. He's just
33:04
not accurate, uh deeper
33:07
down the field and you just haven't seen the
33:09
flash plays. He's played
33:11
like a perfectly competent
33:14
backup at worst, but he hasn't.
33:17
He's I think shown less than a year. He
33:20
hasn't been bad. It has been bad, but he's not
33:22
good. I was expecting him to kind
33:24
of be Um a favorite of mine, in a
33:26
nice surprise, and it's not really held
33:29
true. The ball just doesn't go where he intended
33:31
to go, which is like the number one thing um
33:34
that bothers me when you're watching them each and every
33:36
week, because you you can never overcome
33:38
that unless you're Josh Allen and then you become the
33:41
greatest chord back in the world. Uh. And yeah,
33:43
Cooper Rush was on the practice squad and
33:45
it's only making a million dollars. Give me a break for
33:47
all the overpaid cowboys that
33:49
they have over the year, they better give him like an
33:52
assistant vice president, uh
33:55
job to like you know, charity and
33:57
in the off season, and like I I went to
34:00
are the Cap to look at where he ranked, and
34:02
it's like there are some absurd human beings
34:04
making more than he is from what he's done this year. But
34:06
right, some of them probably are not playing football.
34:08
They're they're out of the league and they have guaranteed
34:10
money. Uh yeah, Cooper, rusty of their season.
34:13
And I think we've saved um
34:15
this podcast and not that it
34:17
needed it. Um, I mean the the
34:20
hole around the NFL, this individual
34:22
spinoff show,
34:24
I mean the whole enterprise. We
34:26
needed an injection of surprise
34:30
and um daring do and haiku.
34:32
And we've done it. We've done it this Wednesday.
34:35
We've done it. Thank you, Grave Digger. We credit you
34:37
for that. Oh no, don't
34:39
do that. Yes, fabulous,
34:42
fabulous uh producing
34:44
and just a little something extra for the listeners.
34:46
I hope you guys liked it. Uh, let
34:49
us know. And if you don't like it, don't let
34:51
us know. That's how I don't get into
34:53
our headspace with complaints. We
34:56
will be back on Thursday and
34:58
Friday with our regularly
35:00
scheduled preview show and
35:03
uh Friday Fun Show. It's fun Mark. I
35:05
had fun for Mark Sassler, grave
35:07
digger. He'd the call M
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