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Hello and welcome back to the canceled podcast.

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I'm your new co-host. I

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wish you really would be our new co-host. You

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guys are just busy all the time. No, but

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having you on is

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always my favorite day. I just wake up in

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a different mood when I know Trisha's coming over.

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Oh my gosh, thank you. I've never liked this,

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you know, anal about my house being clean, obviously.

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You know that one, Trisha's coming. I'm like, oh

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no. It's so clean. I was going to say

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that. I didn't know. The bathrooms are

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so clean. Do you do them yourself? That's a hilarious

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question. There's like no ring in it. I was like,

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wow. Definitely, definitely not me. Ring? Like

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the toilet ring, you know, I know. Have you seen them? Yeah, but

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not in many, many years. Yeah.

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Oh my gosh. I could give you 5,000 of them.

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Like maybe Jeff Witte? For sure. For sure

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has a toilet ring. I don't know. No, he's pretty. He's

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so like American psycho coded. Gives me clean vibes. Yeah. Who's,

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who would I have a toilet ring? But even clean people have them sometimes.

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It's like, I don't know. I don't know. I thought

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they were like poop around the thing. I don't know about poop right away. I feel like

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every time I see you it's poop. I know. Every time

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I'm not. I hate it. I went to

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Trisha's like two days ago. I saw your tick tock. Yeah, it was. I

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can't ever get over it. Oh, that's

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the tick tock you saw. I was like, I think you said it on instant. You

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have a stick talk. Yeah. It was

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tick tock. I don't know. I

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don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't

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know. I don't know. I don't

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know. It's

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a quick story. I was like, what? No, I'm like, this

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is an Transition. I was like, I don't know. I don't

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know. I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. And

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I was like, I don't know. I don't know. Like

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if I'm in like a restaurant. Yeah, essentially these fans just heard

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me do some really unspeakable things in a McDonald's bathroom and Paige

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like caught it all and I. That like must be a really

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hard part of your life. You really can't, but you can't even

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go to the bathroom. It's the worst

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thing ever. When? Because I feel like

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I'm always in that situation. Like I'm going through hell in some bathroom

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and there's like fans in there and they're hearing me and it like

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makes me so sad. I'm like, wait, I didn't know about this story.

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Yeah. But like, honestly, the public is so mad at us

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for saying it too many times. I

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can't even tell it again. You weren't supposed to go on a toilet. Yeah,

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you are and it was like a whole but you

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can't like flush toilet paper So we had like an

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incident where there's someone flush toilet paper and she

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thinks so. Yeah. Are you a toilet paper

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user? Yes Moses

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like this does a bidet all day long. He will not

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use toilet paper. Yes. No Squeezy

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one if he brings it to Vegas. He never

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wants to wipe He thinks he thinks like smearing

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it all over your butt, but I love toilet

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paper So do I I'm like I'm really a

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big fan a lot of it a bidet to

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me I don't like walking away and things feel

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wet like I know you feel dry I guess

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you get patted afterwards I don't know something about

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bidets freak me out and they feel weirdly

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sexual to me Oh for sure like waterboarding

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your butthole. Yes, exactly I

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was I had this toilet in Vegas in the hotel

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I was staying on and it had like an iPad

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of options and I was like I know a few

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of these could make me come if I really wanted

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to like fuck around and find out your butt I

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don't know I

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could from the butt but no no no no no You

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mean I'm raised with that oh my

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god, yeah At

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the moment how about you guys? I

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also don't at the moment. Yes a lot We were just talking to

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me my sister about how you get like all these hot guys because

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we heard about all these like They see been on and stuff like

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then last thing you went on like the hottest day ever Wasn't

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the hottest I never think it's the hottest day. I was

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like they think it's a hot day I do not think

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it's a hot date even like the DMS are so high.

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I'm so I've never been more jealous of you ever of

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anybody Could

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we say it if theoretically it was like

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oh, no wasn't no Cuz

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I think it might be if we could push

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her going bad direction because she won't say it

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that that makes me think that we Could get

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her to date the guy do though I think

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if we say it it ruins all chances, but

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if we don't it's like I don't want any

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chances with this man At all like Halis hot

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funny rich Like

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the most impressive I've heard any influencer dating anybody

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I was like wow that's it cracked me

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up so much because I feel like that's

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like the I'm like what did you slide

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in a lot of DMS was that oh

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yeah everybody I mean literally every single person

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zac Efron the rock like anybody I was

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like sending new not

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nude but I DM everybody that's how like

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you say do you say hey I used

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to always say can we hang out that's

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why I got pudavis into respond I literally

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said can we hang out and he's not sure wait

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what you get a number I got his number

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this story is actually really funny I have told

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this story I got his number we were like

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texting for a while and then he was in

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New York filming he's filming the movie I think

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with MGK a Judd Apatow movie he was like

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will you be in New York anytime soon and

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I wasn't gonna be in New York anytime soon

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but I was like boy I'm gonna be there

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next week and so I went with my friend

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who was already going and I never saw him

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we and then a couple like literally a year

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later I started like texting with him back and

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forth again and she took my phone and texted

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him I am so high

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on mushrooms right now I cannot

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function and he never texted his

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mushrooms era so I was really he

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was dead sober I'm so sorry

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I just don't even count but like

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I would never I've never even been so high on

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mushrooms in my life except right your

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birthday party honestly at my birthday

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party mushrooms yeah in Turks really

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it was funny because our other friend was having such

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a bad trip that it like made me not realize

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like what anyone else was doing oh me and Paige

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were laughs oh we laughed so hard I thought I

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was gonna die from laughing you forgot how to swim

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would you be swimming with much on mushrooms oh

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yeah we were having the time of our life

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sounds terrifying but I can't be your birthday this

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year I want to come I want you to

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come see I can do those mushrooms I think

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I think I think I have to rewrite the

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birthday trip last year things went a little wrong I

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want to drama one though I need

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a drama birthday trip total there's drama no

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matter what I know guarantee it

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I love it bring your new analyst boyfriend That

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would be everything if he was there. Come on. You

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guys kill me. Oh my God, that would be great.

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Where are you gonna go? I don't know. I don't

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know. There's a part of it that wants to just

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not do it. Like last year was just so crazy

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and expensive. It was like $100,000 trip. And

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I'm like, shit. Yeah, but we were posting for Liquid

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Ivy. Yeah. Did

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you? That's a pretty good one. Like Natalie in

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the morning should be like, everyone do your deliverables.

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Like it's the thing. It's the thing. Since

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we've done it for so long, brands kind of reach out

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around that time. I feel like Tarte. Like I feel like

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it's like brand new. We got a lot of sponsors and

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stuff. And then what did we do for that plane? No,

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no, who paid me for the plane? You paid 63,000.

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No, someone was paying for it. No, it was at both.

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The app that they exposed us after our show. Oh

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no. Okay, thank you.

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I was like, there's no way I just spent that

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on a jet. That's crazy. Would you? No,

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that's like crazy. That's pretty good. I

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definitely have, you're right. But I was like, no, I

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have this phase where

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I really thought I was like too, like I

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had to fly private everywhere. And then I was

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like, wait, you're literally an off Beyonce, and

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like you don't have it like that. Also, if you look

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at the flip side of it, I like the idea of

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flying private, but I always think like so many people die

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in private planes. Yeah, that's the thing. No one crashes a

7:19

747, you crash a private plane. Yeah, because I looked at,

7:21

yeah, exactly. I looked at like getting one to like New

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York, like when my baby's born, but I was like, maybe

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I should just go by like bus or

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something, you know what I mean? Because I just get scared.

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Like I feel like all the like super hot famous, pretty

7:32

people die in private crashes. And I'm like, I don't want

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to be that. It's just sick. And you are super hot

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famous and pretty. So it's kind of just like. Could you

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imagine if all your influencer friends were like on that jet,

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you know, anyways, that's more, but I never thought about it.

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The point is why I would hate it is because the

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headline would say, Tana Mongeau and friends died in action. I

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think you would get a headline. And that's just how it

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would be for the rest of my life. That's

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what everyone says when they fly private with me is that

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they don't want to die with me because they're gonna be.

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Because they're full. You must listen because it gets like

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dark, but you

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know, like anyways. There's so many people that have been

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like really famous and like, you know, side famous, but

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you're really just the same as they feel now. You're

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like, thanks, Chris. Maybe more, I don't know. Yes, not

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kidding. I'm riding her coattail

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while we're home, and it feels so nice. It's interesting,

8:11

it is so interesting. It's like crazy how there's like

8:13

so many like Brooke stands, you know what I mean?

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Because I watch so many podcasts with two hosts, and

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it's always like, you know, there's a really famous one,

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and then like whatever, little sidekick, but I feel like

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you're equally there now, right? Thank you. I love it

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so much. That's so nice. I love like a cult

8:26

following, like your cult following, like I love seeing people

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like becoming cult stand before.

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I think that also just is a

8:32

test to people loving someone's personality. Yeah.

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Like, oh my God, I love earrings. You know what I mean? Like, it's like,

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they love you for you. The earrings are iconic

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Brooke though. They are iconic both, yeah. I know, I

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switched to silver. Let

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you know. Are these the real ones now?

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No, never that. Really? Never that.

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It's the dumbest $2,000 you could ever spend. They

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look identical. Don't say that, Trish. Just say them

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up. You bought the book, hey. She

8:55

did it for my episode. I

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didn't know. And then mine were huge. I think I had

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the two big ones. They're like humongous. Oh, those are here.

9:02

You're gonna get them at least the two big ones, right?

9:04

I like real though. Even your Von Cleef thing, you were

9:06

saying how everyone was getting the knockoff. I still would want

9:08

a real one, even though there's like a dupe. You know

9:10

what I mean? I don't even think there's a difference, but

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I know I would just feel like, I don't know. I

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do not feel like I would want to wear it. Like

9:16

the same thing with like, why I like to buy like

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nice clothes, because it's like, even if it's the same quality,

9:20

I don't want to wear it if I know it was

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cheap. I don't know why. That's so bad. You

9:24

know, it's cheap. You don't want to wear it. If I buy something from like,

9:26

if I were to buy something from like Shein or something, I

9:28

would feel like I shouldn't wear it. You're like a Ritzia,

9:30

right? Where do you get your clothes? I do a lot

9:32

of a Ritzia, Aloe. That

9:34

one's on your boot. Oh, shadow Aloe. I love

9:36

nice clothes, but if I know I can get

9:39

the same exact thing for like six bucks, then

9:41

it doesn't feel nice to me anymore. It feels

9:43

easily like dupe-able and then I'm like. What's this

9:45

one? Brandy Melville. Oh yeah, Boosh. We're

9:47

both trying to find a brandy too. Although I

9:49

think we're gonna watch, I have to retire it.

9:51

And there's a documentary coming out that's not the

9:53

wrong or shit. I've been waiting for so

9:55

long for that shit. Yeah, I did

9:58

like a video in 2013 about Brandy Melville. Like, hey. getting

10:00

fat people. Was it so viral? Yeah, like one on the

10:02

news and stuff like that. I was like this whole thing.

10:04

But what's this one about? It's just about the same thing.

10:06

I think it's about the same thing, but also just like

10:08

discrimination in the workplace and stuff, I'm pretty sure. From the,

10:10

that's what the trailer says. So just so you know, I

10:12

bought this shirt before I saw the trailer and

10:14

I'm only gonna wear it once. That's wild that this is

10:16

one size fits all. Like you are the tiniest person in

10:18

the whole world. Like I couldn't imagine being a one size

10:20

fits all. Yeah, I don't. It's,

10:23

I can't believe I get it from there.

10:25

Do you know what I mean? Like how would anyone else

10:27

fit in that top? The only reason I love shopping there

10:29

though is they literally completely ignore inflation. You go in there,

10:31

they, their prices have been the same since like 2004. It's

10:34

not like expensive anymore. It used to be like so expensive I thought. No,

10:36

it's like $13 for a shirt. Oh,

10:38

okay, so like cheaper stuff. I was in there in

10:40

Nashville or whatever. You and I both went the same

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day and it was so funny. I was looking at

10:45

these pants. The tag said like medium and large and

10:47

shit. Like, well, they said small and medium. And that

10:49

would make me assume there was a

10:51

large in these pants, right? That's implied large. Yes,

10:53

and so I'm looking through them and I'm like

10:55

asking the girl, I'm like, oh, do you guys

10:57

have any more sizes? And she's like, they're one

10:59

size. Like she kind of like, she hit me

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with the like energy. And I was like, actually

11:04

there's literally sizes on there. And you could tell

11:06

this bitch was like jarred. Like she was like,

11:08

she's probably distraught. Like what is

11:10

going on here? What store is this?

11:12

In Brandy. In Nashville. Yeah. Oh

11:14

my gosh. Like wait, no, why? We can't have larges in here.

11:16

Yeah, I think she was literally triggered by the word large

11:19

and I was like so scared. So many people are,

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I love that you would buy a large pant cause so many people like, even

11:23

if you're not large, like they don't want to buy the large. Like even me,

11:25

I'd always buy like medium so I didn't want to feel like large. I

11:28

mean, I'm like two X, but like. I love anything bigger

11:30

at all because it makes me feel tinier. That's the

11:32

lesson I learned like later in life. I used to

11:35

always want to buy tiny little sizes and I'd be

11:37

like squeezing out of them. And then I

11:39

have a zero, a double zero. And then once

11:41

I realized like, you look better if you wear

11:43

clothes that fit. But I had an area where

11:45

my body dysmorphia was so bad that I was

11:47

buying like men's jeans, like 36 by 36. And

11:51

then I'd put them on and I was giving Jared from

11:53

Subway and I had to like. Oh, did you love it?

11:55

That you felt so skinny. Yeah. I love it too. Oh,

11:57

I'm so small. Remember when Amrata posed in

11:59

the jeans. That was just recent. That was like, what did

12:01

she do? She, um, loved you. It was a Jared

12:03

moment. But she

12:05

literally put her tiny, tiny little self into like

12:08

one tiny little leg of the pants and she's

12:10

like holding them out like this. It's supposed to

12:12

make some kind of statement, but it did exactly

12:14

that. Instead of what she meant to do. I

12:17

don't know. Yeah, exactly. Was it your book or

12:19

something? It was really weird. But it's like, oh,

12:21

can you read my book? Yeah. But I have

12:23

to show you, you're going to die. It is

12:25

crazy. And people, it looks like a weight loss

12:27

thing. That's what people were so confused. It's like, oh, I can

12:29

fit to one leg of my old pants. Like she was never

12:31

fat. I still don't believe you ever even had a baby. I'm

12:33

like, well, she did. She posted this dead serious. Oh,

12:36

wow. What would I need to say

12:38

the caption? That is so weird. I

12:40

think it was for a magazine shoot or something. I

12:43

think I just don't understand what the vision was. And

12:45

nobody along the way was like, maybe this is a

12:47

little distasteful. Well, she took it down right away. So

12:49

someone, someone took like eight her up for it. Like

12:51

a couple of months ago. I remember that it like

12:53

just happened to. It's so funny because

12:55

there's like that the caliber of hot girls that

12:57

want to be so loudly, like I'm just like

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you. And it's like, you're not sometimes.

13:03

I just be a moron. Yeah. Like,

13:05

yeah, just just be hot. Just lean into it.

13:07

Just own the fact that you are the one

13:09

percent. Yeah. Don't try to be the other

13:11

ninety nine because you're not the other ninety nine.

13:13

And then they just take offense to it. They're just like,

13:15

like that. It's just like, OK, stop. Like, you know, it's

13:17

offensive at that point. For sure. It's funny

13:20

because I had a really different approach

13:22

to this next topic until I

13:24

was on TikTok today and I saw a

13:26

TikTok about it and I go in the

13:28

comments. They tagged me and you and you

13:30

respond back. You go, I'm unsubscribing from this

13:32

drama and I'm so sorry, but I'm going

13:34

to need you to subscribe. I love drama.

13:37

I love drama. You and I, she actually I went to her

13:39

house and I sit down on her podcast and she's like, you

13:41

know, JoJo Siwa just like came for your neck and I was

13:43

like, what? Like she broke it to me. Yeah. On

13:46

just Trish. OK, Nick

13:48

Vile, the Vile file. I know

13:50

he was really instigating out there. I don't. I've

13:53

wild to me certain podcasts overnight

13:55

just become like he's been he

13:58

is on public line like. Probably

14:00

on episode like 700. His

14:02

podcast has been around for so long. Really? But

14:05

like overnight he became. Bobby Althoff. Yeah, he

14:07

started being like getting really serious. It's because

14:09

he had Gypsy Rose on. Yeah,

14:12

so that was just recent, right? Like a month ago. All

14:14

of a sudden the podcast has shifted to

14:16

these like serious fucking Dateline fucking Oprah Winfrey

14:19

ass interviews, whatever. That's not discrediting his 700

14:21

episodes. I don't know shit about Nick Vial,

14:23

okay? So I'm just being a bitch. Maybe

14:25

he's great. Like what was

14:27

he like, the bachelor? Yeah, he was the bachelor. Oh

14:29

my God, really? Yeah, I didn't know that either until

14:31

recent. He was on the bachelorette I think, and then

14:34

he was the bachelor, but now he's married or he's

14:36

engaged. Oh wow. Like being not someone from

14:38

the bachelor. She's actually my

14:40

friend. Really? She messaged me after the JoJo

14:42

thing, but I haven't opened it because it gave me anxiety. But could

14:44

you open it? Even now? Yeah. I'm the same

14:46

way. I never open text. Even DMs don't open them.

14:48

I mean, yeah. I always hear you say that and

14:50

it's so mean. And it's, I turned off, you know,

14:52

you can turn off scenes. Yes. I

14:55

did that. But even then I still don't want to open

14:57

them. You can also silence. So you just don't see the

14:59

notifications ever on your phone. It'll come, but you'll never see

15:01

them. And I love that. I silence everything. My phone is

15:03

on do not disturb at all hours of the

15:05

day. I've actually never wanted to be disturbed ever.

15:07

Just always don't never text me. Like no, but there's certain people.

15:09

Cause then I say that to you and then you're like, I

15:11

don't want to text you. And I'm like, I don't. I never

15:14

text you first. I like never want to bother you. You texted

15:16

me on Easter. I was like, hey, I'll be Easter. Want to

15:18

come on the podcast? She

15:21

said, I want to clarify. Nick doesn't know Tana

15:23

and his super protective over JoJo wasn't personal. I

15:25

saw your TikTok comment. Super protective over

15:28

JoJo. Why? She is, sorry. A

15:31

toddler. Okay. She's like, you know what

15:33

I mean? Everyone likes that. But like

15:35

she's a kid. I mean, she's not. She's like, what 22?

15:37

That's like not a kid. It's the pony. It's

15:41

the glitter. It's the rhinestone. It's the bobo.

15:44

That's so funny. The amount of like third party of

15:46

it all. Like having her message you that he's protective

15:48

over JoJo. She's my friend. Fair.

15:52

Okay. I'm just being, I'm in the mood to

15:54

be a. I mean, I don't know how I feel. Cause

15:58

I do. I mean, you were low key. like

16:00

actually high key mocking her on

16:02

TikTok. For sure. But how

16:05

can you not? Okay, here's

16:07

the thing, dude. There is

16:09

no world, I said this to you, where

16:11

I'm asking anyone that is a viral meme

16:13

that everyone is chiming in on, that I'm

16:16

gonna reach out and say, hey, is it

16:18

okay if I make this TikTok? That type

16:20

of shit just like, you

16:22

know what I mean? Just weirds me out. Like

16:24

if it's my close ass friend and it's like,

16:27

I know it's really affecting them or something,

16:29

obviously, but even like she's right on God. Like

16:31

you're gonna chime in and make a joke. You

16:34

know what I mean? I personally think JoJo's trolling

16:36

all of us. I think that too. A

16:38

little bit. And if she's not, I'm confused as fuck.

16:41

I think she's trolling a little bit. I think it's

16:43

like her aesthetic and her vibe, but I think she's

16:45

like, now she's like, cause I saw her release party,

16:47

she's like really playing into it now of like being

16:49

like, she's like, like someone called me a psychopath. I

16:51

am a psychopath, cause only a psychopath could do this. Like, you

16:53

know, I think she's like playing into it now that she's like a little

16:55

jokey. She's trolling in the way she's dancing and stuff, cause she's a really

16:57

talented dancer and she's not.

17:01

I've been doing a lot of

17:03

research on delusion of grander with

17:05

narcissism, okay? And I

17:08

don't even know what any of those words mean. Essentially

17:10

it's like, were you really think you're

17:13

this is a grander. Sounds

17:17

like you haven't been doing that much research. Where

17:21

your head just gets so big

17:23

that you convince yourself of a

17:26

whole alternate reality. Okay. Maybe

17:28

it's not, maybe it's not all I'm

17:30

fucking asked is if the girl's ever taken a

17:32

Park 30. The question still stands. The question

17:35

still stands. And like, I

17:38

talked about this with you. So I don't want to be like too

17:40

redundant, but just, she keeps

17:42

referring to this being her bangerous

17:44

era. And to me, I

17:47

don't think the song is that bad. Like I'm enjoying

17:49

watching all of this. I think she should keep doing

17:51

whatever the fuck is going on. Cause

17:53

I was a bitch. Yeah. I'm

17:55

better. If I had a bitch, I would

17:57

have had a bitch. All

18:00

of that is so Sladeeva boots. But like,

18:02

just say that you're in your like banger's

18:04

era. Like, have you put the work

18:06

in? Like, essentially that was my question. Like, are you

18:09

really a bad girl doing bad things? JoJo, no,

18:11

you're super going black rhymes. So that's the underlying

18:13

issue that you have is that you don't think she's done

18:15

anything bad. You don't think she's done anything bad enough to

18:17

say she does bad things. Except

18:19

the son, Colleen. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

18:21

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

18:23

ha And James Charles is there too at her party. It was James

18:26

and Colleen both at her party. So she is in the background. That's

18:28

what I'm saying. Having a party for your

18:30

song and the main

18:32

attendees are James Charles and Colleen

18:34

Ballinger. I'm venturing to say you're

18:37

not in your banger's era. And

18:39

I'm no shade. Like, I'm not I'm not

18:41

shading anyone. I'm just saying like, I'm not

18:43

saying she's never done a bad thing in

18:45

her life. I got someone off in traffic.

18:48

I'm just saying like, is it is

18:50

she in our banger's era? No one announces it.

18:52

Like, Miley doesn't announce she's in her banger's

18:54

era. She smoked Salvia on TMZ and started sucking

18:56

and fucking. You know, same thing as

18:59

Britney stripping on stage. It's like, OK, that's her bad

19:01

girl era, but it's like she never announced it. It's

19:03

just like it feels like. Cornier,

19:07

bad era to me, which is why I made a joke.

19:09

The whole time I thought she was trolling, so I didn't

19:11

think she was going to get mad about some jokes. Yeah,

19:14

she did it so seriously. And they did, too. They called you

19:16

like a biatch or something like that. And I was just like,

19:18

wow, they really took it so seriously. It was like not that

19:20

serious. It really was not that serious. I didn't know either. I

19:22

had to look it up after. I thought I was like, whatever.

19:24

And I looked at it and I was like, OK,

19:26

it's like definitely not bad. James was I thought worse and

19:28

she's like, it's fine because he said it. Ask me if it

19:30

was OK. And I was like, oh, it's kind of like weird.

19:32

I'm also I'm speaking for the people here. OK, that just sucks

19:35

at dancing. So it worked.

19:37

His was sillier and more like on her team

19:39

for sure. Like I'm definitely asking if she has

19:42

ever taken a Park 30. But I mean, I

19:44

was genuinely just curious and I support everything.

19:46

I want her to keep doing exactly what she's

19:49

doing. Like, please, please actually keep doing exactly what

19:51

you're doing. She loves it, though. She's talked about

19:53

all the money is made, all the pre-saves like

19:55

she's been saying. She knows how to be viral.

19:57

I feel like that's what she is doing. Exactly.

20:00

So it's like, wouldn't you like, I would be so happy if

20:02

people were commenting on my shit because I'd be like, it's working.

20:04

I think she is. And I think bringing you up,

20:06

it's just like, it's clickable, you know, it was like

20:08

a, it was a clip. It's like something I saw

20:11

that I wouldn't, I'd never watch the show. And I'm

20:13

like, I think they may be bringing you up because

20:15

like, cause it's like, yeah, it depends. Nick honestly was

20:17

instant. He was the one who was like, self-cannemojo. I'm

20:19

like, yeah, I think I want the smoke with Nick

20:21

Vile. You don't get

20:23

much back. I think I tried to smoke with him one

20:25

time and like nothing's back. I didn't know

20:27

him. I just

20:29

saw like a clip with someone saying, I don't know, I don't know

20:31

this girl. I don't want to start anything, but like that he dated

20:33

like a really young girl. That's like now it's fiance. Oh yeah. No,

20:35

that's awesome. That's not awesome that he did that,

20:37

but that's awesome for the. She was like really young. She's like

20:39

18 years younger than him or something. And he's like 35. I

20:42

don't know. It was something crazy. Anyways, I got

20:44

no smoke back. So it didn't matter. It was like whatever I was just

20:46

saying. I don't know. Maybe you'll have me on.

20:48

Maybe I can go swash this one. Would you go? I

20:51

would go. I would vial file it up now. I don't think I

20:53

would be invited. Oh

21:00

really? Like I don't know. Just if I'm like fighting

21:02

with someone or mad at someone and like we just

21:04

hype each other up. I get particularly mad. It's like

21:06

a sibling. You know when like you talk shit about

21:08

your brother and like it's fine, but when someone else

21:10

touched you, that's how I feel like I can say

21:12

as much as I want about Tana. But

21:14

the second someone else says it, it gets so mad. I'm like, yeah, I

21:16

don't even know her. So what do you do when it's like your friend,

21:18

that's your friend. And then she's your friend and you would like to say,

21:20

oh, she didn't mean anything by it. Like what do you, how did you

21:22

decide? Do you go on? I

21:25

think that you're really good at like, if

21:27

I'm wrong, like you're gonna tell me I'm

21:30

wrong. Yeah, I'm only, I never like just

21:32

side with my friend. I always side like with whoever. Who do

21:34

you think in this one? You think she was in the wrong

21:36

or the right? Tana

21:38

Jojo. No, I think Nick just

21:41

came for your neck for no reason. Oh, okay.

21:43

Teen Tana. So yeah, I mean Tana. I

21:46

love that. I don't actually want like real life

21:48

people Jojo Siwa. That's just not my journey. I don't think

21:51

it was like bullying. If I thought you made like a

21:53

video, like straight up bullying her, I'd be like, okay, you're

21:55

kind of being a bully. Yeah,

21:57

but you just asked if she does Percocet. It's

22:00

obviously like jokingly too. It wasn't like, yeah, I

22:02

just wanted to know how committed to this. I

22:04

was a bad girl. I did some bad things.

22:07

era we are. But then again, I do know

22:09

a lot of her, her dancers and friends like

22:11

personally. And they

22:13

do get wild and rowdy and crazy. So maybe

22:15

she's like a part of that too. Really? Yeah.

22:19

What are they like dancers or influencers or like, well,

22:21

I don't want to just like call out like specific

22:23

people because I don't know how many there are, but

22:25

I don't know. I feel like it's always the ones

22:27

you don't expect that are really doing the crazy ketamine

22:29

and stuff. I

22:39

want to go on Dancing with the Stars. I heard

22:41

I saw this clip of you. I really want to. So

22:43

that's why I have to get really a lot more successful.

22:45

Oh, you go on there now for sure. I

22:49

want to go on so bad. Hey, where was on Dancing with the Stars?

22:51

Did you get invited? No, never, never. I've done

22:53

like porn, like that's busy. So is Harry Jowsey. That was

22:55

so crazy. I remember everyone being like, oh, well, you've done

22:57

like so you can't go on. I was like, Hey, here

22:59

Jowsey though was literally on last season, but I would love

23:02

it too. It's so fun. But I gave up that dream,

23:04

but I think you are clean. I don't think you should

23:06

ever give. I think we should go on at the same

23:08

time. I love it. Like the Amelia, the mom and the

23:10

daughter. Yeah, I wanted so bad. Oh my God. Where did

23:12

you say that? I just saw it recently. I

23:15

saw it on or said it on Gabby Wendy's podcast. Oh, yeah.

23:17

I watched that one. You were her first guest. You're like, you're

23:19

like amazing. You're everywhere. You're on. Oh, we had so much fun.

23:21

We were in New York. We blacked out with her.

23:23

Really? She's the best. Really?

23:26

So fun. We went to every bar in New York. We

23:28

were so drunk. It was like not okay. Do you like

23:30

New York? Trish? Yeah,

23:33

I do. I don't really do anything. I don't go.

23:35

I just go see shows. I like Broadway. That's it.

23:37

Oh, duh. Your Broadway lore is going to be I'm

23:40

like, yeah, I'm talking about you on Broadway as if

23:42

I know you're going to be on Broadway next month.

23:44

Summer. Yeah, I don't know specifically what's happening, but like

23:46

I will be at every show. I would love. I

23:48

haven't gone out to New York. I haven't never been

23:50

to bars in New York or anything. I'm just like

23:53

I think New York. I'm just like scared of In

23:55

general because it's just like so much like the cities in the

23:57

building. Do You stay in like in Manhattan when you go? Yeah

24:00

we did the time my mother I was I didn't have a

24:02

little as a site today as the W like Manhattan. The bet

24:04

that and square one as exclude the fanciest your we can get

24:06

their like i want a big ass or was it of like

24:08

a month or something like that is I. Was.

24:11

So that's at The Plaza

24:13

genome. The little girl fellow

24:15

as well as I'd like that or my dad

24:17

was other guy out of high lock in home

24:19

loan to where he is like saying it's apply

24:22

when i saw oh. Well.

24:26

We. Really, How nice. Knowing.

24:32

How you can afford that? First.

24:35

Hair ever had So much about yeah? They are becoming

24:37

a breezy of. As

24:39

a so any get back I anticipated

24:41

I've been watching Sex in the City.

24:44

So how do you accept know I'd never has

24:46

read you with love and will he loves you

24:48

would have a tell me I don't own any of

24:51

it's also you're watching him has I make everyone's

24:53

always the he would love and on my yeah yeah

24:55

whatever Am I glad I've watched a couple episodes

24:57

and I'd like never got into but I got into

24:59

s and as you so interesting as as is

25:01

for single women just being so slutty and fun the

25:03

whole game with all. The lies and my gosh,

25:05

I learned like everything I needed to know about

25:08

like love and friendship from the So it's like

25:10

huge Israeli or many life skills and itself and

25:12

his. It's just like them sitting around a table

25:14

talking about other antics. It's so. Good. We.

25:17

And all their our like absolutely different characters like

25:20

how they are in south and you would like

25:22

as like he would love like some and I

25:24

think you're Charlotte I am sorry live here so

25:26

no idea I'm I'm concerned it's like a little

25:28

more updates and who sell it which went to

25:31

see the zebra uptight one but since I'm afraid

25:33

I was there denounced les les like really put

25:35

together it's arm who does player? who am I.

25:38

Your Samantha is Samantha. The like sees

25:40

to they are avast there but like.

25:43

Has sex with low. As

25:45

as I have everyone. Yeah, no, I know him.

25:47

Some advice here and she'll never been a relationship

25:49

because she's just like she system. hate

25:53

some yeah like that's not really right

25:55

now but the van me always went

25:57

on a scary yeah but i'm like

26:00

more self-aware than Carrie. Yeah, I would hear bad things

26:02

about her. When you're talking about this, I'm like, I

26:04

would hear her relationships suck, like her and Mr. Big

26:06

are like toxic. Yeah, but I so relate to her

26:08

in that department, like just blind delusion. Like, she just

26:10

thinks Mr. Big, oh yeah. Maybe this

26:12

is why, like, your relationships go up and down because maybe you

26:14

will learn some sex in the city and if it's all toxic.

26:17

I don't know, I haven't seen it, but I'm just saying. You

26:19

have to watch it though, it's so great. Yeah, okay, maybe I

26:21

will. I've been loving it, I really have. Dude, the idol, you

26:23

changed my life. Have I told you I went and watched it?

26:25

Yeah, I saw the episode after and you're like, I need to

26:27

talk about trash because it's like, I

26:30

don't know, but I completely changed my mind, it's my favorite

26:32

show ever and if you want to petition. Oh, okay, you

26:34

flipped it. Season two. I want

26:36

it so bad, why do they cancel it? I

26:38

think it could come back, I don't know, everyone hated on

26:40

it, but it's gonna be like a cult classic where people

26:42

are gonna love it. It like fucked up my head a

26:44

little, like whenever I'm doing anything now, like I try to

26:46

channel my inner Lily Rhodes step. Yeah, she's everything. She's so

26:48

f***ing awesome. I could definitely do season two of it for

26:50

sure if it got brought back. Like, I want it so

26:52

bad. Because you feel related, you're like related to it, like

26:54

to me too, I was like, god, it's like so relatable

26:56

because it's so like LA. Yes. You

26:59

know what I mean? Like the pub star and the sexiness

27:01

and all. And it's just her f***ed up life and like

27:03

headspace while doing everything. And how she's like f***ed up, everyone

27:05

thought it was like her mom and meanwhile I was like,

27:07

no, you're the f***ed up one, you're like making all this s***

27:09

up about your mom and stuff like that. It's f***ing crazy,

27:11

I loved it. So f***ing good. It was

27:13

so good. We had a photo shoot yesterday at this like

27:15

giant mansion and all these people were just running around like

27:17

doing s*** and I was like, I'm in the idol right

27:19

now. Like I like that. Fully like. Jocelyn

27:22

era. Was it at his house? No, no, I wish. They

27:24

filmed at his house the weekend time and like that opening

27:26

scene where she's like in the camera and stuff like that.

27:28

It's at his house. I

27:30

wonder if he'd like rent out his house. Probably not. He has so

27:33

much money. He would rent out

27:35

his house to you. Really? I'm putting it out

27:37

there again. How did it end? You're his most loyal fan.

27:39

I really, I feel like I've lost it a little bit

27:41

because like the momentum was high and now it's like, I'm

27:43

just fat and I'm just like, okay, I don't have any

27:45

like. What the f***? Ambition.

27:48

I'm going to leave now. No, no, no. I'll

27:50

fly back in those DMs. You need to. You

27:52

really need to. Let the conversation end with you

27:55

and him last. I talked to like his marketing

27:57

team because oh, we're supposed to do like a

27:59

social media collaboration. and just didn't like happen. I don't think

28:01

me and him, I think they just wanted me to like promote

28:03

Fortnite or something, I don't know. I did. I

28:06

mean, I don't think they asked me what I did. Yeah, they

28:08

sent me stuff. I don't know, it was it, that was it.

28:10

And now you've been playing Fortnite. Kind of, I don't really get

28:12

too far. Do you play, do we talk about this, do you

28:14

play? I've done it a few times. I don't get far, I

28:16

like fall out the plane and that's it. I only ever do

28:18

it as like a pick me, like I, you know what I

28:20

mean? Totally. Like other people or like guys

28:22

are doing it, I'll like show interest. I was such a

28:24

pick me about Fortnite that one time I painted a cool,

28:26

like in college you paint coolers for like fraternities,

28:29

like when you're going on a weekender, that's like

28:32

they bring you on the weekender and you fill

28:34

a cooler with alcohol and you paint it. And

28:36

I painted like the whole Fortnite drop in on

28:38

a cooler. And it

28:40

was so extravagant, I have to find it for

28:42

you. You painted it? Yeah, it was like, I really

28:44

took it so far. When you get out of

28:46

it. But all because I wanted a guy to think that I was like into

28:49

Fortnite and I don't fucking even know what Fortnite was, no. Did

28:51

it work out? I kind of love it. Does it ever?

28:53

The extent you go for like love is kind of everything though. It's

28:56

called desperation. No, you're not. You get

28:58

so many people like at your feet. I think

29:00

it's just like, you don't want anyone that wants you. Do

29:03

you have any love life updates that you'd want to

29:05

share for the canceled pod? No.

29:09

None. I want to

29:11

know so bad. I'm just on the lookout. For

29:14

a new man? Yeah. Wait, really? Do

29:16

you end up going on that date? Well, I don't know. No,

29:19

I was supposed to go on a date with this guy the

29:21

other night and he, I ran into him a couple nights before he

29:23

told me, he's like, yeah, I just got out of a situationship

29:26

and I'm not over her. I'm like, oh,

29:28

well, we love the honesty. Me too, but

29:30

I'm like, I told him, I'm like, yeah,

29:32

we can't go on a date. Yeah, like

29:34

why would I want to do that? How

29:37

do you find people on apps or DMs? This

29:39

guy literally met him in person, which was like

29:42

a first time in a while, but I do

29:44

a lot of apps. I'm

29:46

really on the app. How about during tour? Where'd

29:48

you be on apps like in the different cities? I like

29:50

so badly was trying to get her to be on hinge

29:52

in like every city, like, cause that's what I would be

29:55

doing if I were single. And like, I just think it'd

29:57

be so fun for the lore, but I get it. There's

29:59

no time. also like, unless you're Matt

30:01

Rife, I'm like, he's got the time

30:03

in every sitting. I have to think, isn't it crazy?

30:06

Do it. But I also think these guys go to

30:08

their show and their audience is all girls and they

30:10

just can like, yeah, we had like hot guys in

30:12

the audience, I would probably abuse my power. Yeah,

30:15

did you guys have any? What they'll be

30:17

like, just boyfriends of the girls. Got

30:19

it. You know what I mean? There were some hot

30:21

boyfriends, though, like these girls were slang for sure. And

30:23

they were all miserable. They did not want to be

30:25

there. The boyfriends. Yeah, really? It's just not for the

30:27

straights. Yeah, it's just like, what are we watching? But

30:29

you guys had so what do you guys see a

30:31

straight guy? Because there was there that one that like

30:33

people called out, they thought it was like weird. They

30:36

thought straight guy and everyone's like, Oh, this guy's like

30:38

odd. Oh, yeah, we haven't talked about it.

30:40

No, we haven't talked about it. It was like, just

30:42

a random guy. I guess he was like 40

30:44

or something. And he came alone and like wore a mask and

30:46

just took pictures with me the whole time and was

30:48

like, Googling you the whole time and zooming in on

30:51

you on Google. What happened because someone reported it, right?

30:53

And then we like, I don't know, we told security

30:55

about it and like kept an eye out, but we

30:57

nothing ever happened with him. Why

30:59

a mask? Like a COVID

31:01

mask. Oh, that's like a screen mask or something. I was

31:03

like, I would know, but it was like, we had we

31:05

announced like, yeah, we have security here now because people have

31:07

been storming the stage and that's when you put the mask

31:09

on and kept it on for the rest of the show.

31:11

They said you should say no masks loud. Yeah. No, no,

31:13

not if we get to the end of the day, I'm

31:16

gonna have like 100 fucking rules

31:18

like that. Just to like save my paranoid brain.

31:20

You guys are going on another tour. You're finishing

31:22

this one and then another one in the fall.

31:24

I believe it's in the fall. We haven't like

31:26

lost in dates yet. But we've been looking at

31:28

wild. How come so many? I know.

31:31

You were the bit you were the biggest hit on

31:33

tour like they go so crazy when

31:35

you like, I think they think you're coming out

31:37

to and we put them out. I like repost

31:39

everything I felt so relevant when you guys were on tour. I

31:42

was just like, wow, most relevancy I

31:44

have. Always relevant. Even in the intro, like you're in

31:46

like a little bit of the intro and they go

31:48

crazy. And like we always judge like what a crowd

31:50

is like based on how loud they are during that

31:52

part, because we know they're gonna scream. Who gets the

31:55

loudest? You. Okay, besides me. That's

31:57

it in the intro. I was telling us. Oh,

32:00

yeah, but it's there's no comparison. I got on.

32:02

And then any other loud ones or boos? Like

32:04

if we say like, I was telling a story

32:06

about me and Bryce Hall, and we had to

32:08

like, stop the show, they booed. Yeah, cuz they

32:11

don't like him. Oh, really go hard. I feel

32:13

like even if you're cool with someone like they

32:15

go hard, if there was ever like a little

32:17

bit of disrespect on you guys don't forget. Yeah,

32:20

you're in that structure like boil. And I think that's why like,

32:22

we're all cool. And so they're like extra like, right hard for

32:24

me, even online. They're always like, Santa Brooke, like they always do

32:26

the best you're as if I mean, do when you guys want

32:28

to come on. It's always like a million views. And you

32:30

guys come on. So just this is my favorite place

32:32

to go. I wish everyone who's a fan of you

32:34

could experience what it feels like to be in your

32:36

house. I'm so serious. Really? It's a lot of her

32:38

house. That's not what I'm saying. They couldn't even there's

32:40

80 gates. So that's the thing. Yeah, it's just like,

32:46

you pull up to the guard gate and you're like, I'm

32:48

here for Trisha Paytas. I'm like, I'm always making sure that

32:50

I'm playing like, like this time I was playing like making

32:52

my way downtown. Like, I'm always I need to play something

32:54

that feels like it's out of a movie because then you

32:56

drive in and you get to your house and it's like,

32:59

just like her own gate

33:02

and then Moses is always waiting for you. Like, and

33:05

like, let's you in and like all the

33:07

accents are pink. And then and then the

33:09

podcast is in Trisha's like, side

33:12

house. Like, like that. I don't know.

33:14

It's like the yeah, I don't know. It's like the

33:16

bottom house. It's not the basement because it's not underground was always correct me.

33:18

It's just like underneath the house. I don't

33:20

know how to explain and it's the most Kardashian

33:22

shit because like the Kardashians had

33:24

a podcast in their house. That's where it

33:26

would be. And it's very much like you

33:29

don't get to go to the main house if you're

33:31

not like really close, like whatever like, you know what

33:33

I mean? So then you shoot in there and it's

33:35

like, even when you go to the

33:37

bathroom, it's in the it's inside of this glam

33:39

room and the glam room is like and everything

33:41

is Trisha everywhere. There's

33:44

me not like that. No, I love

33:46

it so much. Yeah. So like whatever

33:48

intricate corner like up in the kitchen,

33:50

the whole bedazzled wall and all the

33:52

tumblers like it's just so and

33:54

then yeah, like when you take me up into the main house, I'm like,

33:56

oh my God, I'm a friend of the show. Like I just

33:58

feel so Have you

34:01

been at the I could ever give up the as

34:03

a lot of you will do as an eye my

34:05

own everything like know anyone by like sometimes allegedly don't

34:07

even know what to come up me I guess sir

34:09

yeah have another want to be Malibu like so many

34:12

are normally but it's like a set of music you

34:14

listen to say no never nine months now and I

34:16

like never the not I think I'm like okay elected

34:18

to go along with s there's is like saying the

34:20

night the device the other the other day I was

34:23

like i'm trust you have a snack as you have

34:25

anything to I snap on after and we got stairs

34:27

and moses the same downstairs they were like all we

34:29

have ravioli I thought they might like left over with

34:31

the elites and it's like ten pm a moses of

34:34

getting out all. The. Sentiment: Ravioli I was

34:36

a goal. Don't have enough. So

34:38

that we love cooking for be bought. I was

34:40

so excited he wanted to like eat silently. Much

34:42

as I know ten Pm is yours for am

34:44

now thing I about elegant like eyes of the

34:47

of rubber ducks were you like literally to three

34:49

like literally no not at a perfectly not as

34:51

as by I love and that has a real

34:53

like and came so like low key and as

34:55

you and he's on the you see a like

34:57

an entourage what I love but i was a

34:59

while years so like chill I just love it

35:01

I love the air how me or my it

35:03

will actually come over and like have a dinner

35:05

illegal heating for grabber one at a mario is

35:07

about as much Sadly Guy Lacey. Like love

35:09

cooking for people. I would love nothing

35:11

more than I would literally love nothing

35:13

more. Remain. A. Man.

35:17

A city assets. One of us liked the flu

35:19

Dell because like I said a plane's I my

35:21

I wonder if he would like at like essay

35:23

by my anything like a five year old would

35:25

let me to A and it's his palatable your

35:27

mind and little kid. that's why it's on have

35:29

kids because I order like three things up a

35:31

kid maneuver malibu and eat and fitness as one

35:33

might have something I get the buttered past i

35:35

get sick and fingers and asia like a t

35:37

v thought oh my god my my eyes me

35:39

out and eat early receive a lot of businesses

35:41

as he said fries and broccoli by softly dad

35:43

I did in Iraq lethal that eighteen deliberately now

35:45

yeah no idea of my like broccoli. Really eyes

35:47

as he started I randomly like just

35:50

in started liking like. Healthy.

35:52

Things I think they're worth myself into. What is

35:54

it? Had. And. He switch it to I

35:56

saw him I would love to know. I think

35:58

I had the intro with like. Like are

36:00

unhealthy healthy things like deep fried broccoli.

36:02

I'm like the like buffalo cauliflower mash

36:04

level of our families. Once I got

36:06

used to the ice I could like

36:08

eliminate the buffalo. Ah for

36:10

a I wouldn't put like a good as

36:13

the Basilica, a Dallas or a one airline

36:15

like that A healthy and now I mean

36:17

it's how it feels healthier than like what

36:19

I want to order. Ray they have like

36:21

I do on that a flower stuff and

36:23

you like air one. On.

36:26

And only that might arise. Remember right? The flu

36:28

that saddened by really like are you I am

36:31

Really And And air while I have raised a

36:33

i want. I like despise how expensive

36:35

it I love says he knew the is

36:37

like i love going in and getting a

36:39

smoothie and. I. Don't love thing. For

36:42

thousand and always in a gold bricks for at by. An

36:44

easy and A food I say I saw it.

36:46

All of their food you eat taste like it

36:48

means something and him Me: I'm like no season

36:50

and yeah like thirty dollars for this and like

36:52

it. You. Know what I mean even

36:54

much as and stuff like the way the chickens

36:56

close family now it's kinda we're a site and

36:58

practice croissants but it's just like a little too

37:01

they spit disability a crazy though cause a nazi

37:03

for pregnant people. Like. My mom

37:05

is it on airline when an was I think Olivia

37:07

Rodrigo when she can all of her as we were

37:09

video for our future and has like Oscar Love literary

37:11

to so that let's put our Smitty Smith all the

37:13

ingredients I saw a couple things on it may be

37:15

can have this as like whatever say wrote to the

37:18

air on people it's again the commons and oh can

37:20

you have this if you're like friend yes and I

37:22

go with argument that says the third like harmful for

37:24

babies were programming was kinda that when you're pregnant like

37:26

why would you want to when you're not pregnant see

37:28

I was I live ingredients like printed people can have

37:30

as it'll kill your baby. Isn't there one with like

37:33

the Last Roman a movie Go ahead to awesome. It's

37:35

like when pretty shrewd said. What? Comes

37:37

out of your boobs like right when you give birth. Family.

37:40

That out. And. Like I'm literally that. It's

37:42

like in the smoothie. how do they get hit.

37:45

Home please like me by my said

37:47

like what the von could you imagine

37:49

again as or thirty dollars physicists. Cowboys.

37:55

and miller come a long long ago and

37:57

it's like has a free the health benefits

37:59

But I'm wondering if it's like from like a

38:01

cow though and not like it can't be from a

38:03

human. Does it say, does it specify human or cow?

38:08

That'd be wild if it was from human. She says

38:10

it's nature's gold. Oh

38:12

my God, maybe. But like it creeps me out

38:15

that it's the Giselderberry one that was so good.

38:17

Giselderberry is so crazy. What's that? It was like

38:19

Gisele's one, but it was like peanut butter and

38:21

jelly basically. Ooh, that would be so good. It

38:23

was so good. Didn't she say she only eats

38:25

like bone broth? No, that's Gwyneth

38:28

Paltrow. Oh, wow. That's

38:30

crazy. It's just jelly bone broth, adi bone broth, but Gwyneth

38:32

Paltrow. Like, you know, I don't know. She looks good, but

38:34

also like, I don't know if I'd want to like follow her

38:36

diet. You know what I mean? No, not at all. She

38:38

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38:40

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canceled podcast. Have

40:01

you guys seen the new like

40:04

sad with Kratum? What's

40:06

that? Okay, so, you

40:08

know, Emmy on TikTok? I don't know. You

40:10

might know her. I mean, maybe if I

40:12

saw her. She posted a TikTok essentially where

40:14

she'd been buying this LA

40:16

ass drink, this energy drink, like whatever. And she

40:19

was like, it just says like feel good drink.

40:21

And you know, all of them now are like

40:23

weird shit, like mushrooms and random. There's all these

40:25

drinks and like the euphoric shit, like whatever. And

40:28

she was like, oh, I just thought it was that. But

40:30

there's Kratum in it. And Kratum is

40:32

like gas station, like

40:34

opioids, like gas station crap. Like it's

40:36

like, I would put it like doing

40:38

Kratum up there with like smoking spice or like

40:40

I'm like, it's all the other thing with this

40:43

to me. It's like some shit that's legal, but

40:45

like shouldn't be type shit. And then

40:47

people have somehow found a way to like

40:49

extract this Kratum leaf and put

40:51

it into these drinks. And on

40:53

the thing, it's like, don't drink this. If you

40:56

are like prone to addiction, like yada, yada, yada.

40:58

Like a lot of people use Kratum as like

41:00

a gateway to like pills

41:02

and hard drugs and whatever. And

41:04

they just sell it at 7-11. There's

41:06

a case in my kitchen if you want

41:08

to know. I'm not, I'm not going to.

41:11

I've tried Kratum. I think it's like cracky.

41:13

It's like so awful. But Ashley

41:15

and Amari like got the drinks to try them. I don't

41:17

know. I don't need any of that right now. I'm into

41:19

yeah. Sobriety. Are you playing the sobriety

41:21

game? I don't need to be addicted to anything. That's

41:23

crazy. They just said it's a TikToker. Yeah. And

41:26

they just like straight up sell it. And I've been seeing a lot

41:28

of people talk about it. Like Skybree was on her close friends on

41:30

a whole rant. Like I know people who've like died

41:32

from this shit, you know, and now it's just like,

41:35

you can get it on fucking TikTok shop and it

41:37

can. No way. Oh, that is wild.

41:39

Because TikTok is like so strict about everything. It's

41:41

a leaf and it's legal and it's, you know

41:43

what I mean? But it's like, no

41:46

one should be doing that. Maybe they'll outlaw it once

41:48

they figure it all out. They never know. Do

41:50

you ever buy anything from TikTok shop? Um,

41:52

no, I haven't. Have you? Really? Oh,

41:55

I buy so many things. I get. I'm a,

41:57

I'm a, I'm a commission. I'm like, skip, skip, skip. Cause it's like

41:59

the whole thing. Yeah, well that's the thing now

42:01

now I like I mean it

42:03

is my whole for you page But I'm I'm a victim

42:05

I buy all dude I put my apple way to it

42:07

And it's so bad because it is in any moment in

42:09

the McDonald's with while those fans were hearing me blow up

42:12

the bathroom Like I bought something what do you buy like

42:14

what do you buy? I buy who I bought all my

42:16

bulldog ramen and now I'm like so addicted to the food

42:18

like ramen Bullduck

42:20

what is that bullduck? It's like it's

42:23

like from Korea I think and oh good you put

42:25

like heavy cream and cheese in it, and it's like

42:27

spicy and it's definitely radioactive Like there's no way it's good

42:29

for you in any way. Oh my yeah Like

42:32

I know there's gonna be like a recall, and I'm gonna like die.

42:35

Oh my Yeah,

42:40

a girl just posted that she's like in the hospital cuz she

42:42

ate too much bulldog But I'm like I

42:45

think I have a stomach of steel cuz I've always been eating

42:47

oh my god I've always been eating

42:49

like really um same People

42:51

have talked about me. Yeah, like yeah, no no

42:53

no talk about I could eat talk about and

42:55

I feel better I feel better

42:57

than before You crack back and cheese

42:59

too They literally like recall the powders and stuff cuz it's like

43:02

and you're also sad that when you're pregnant either It's like literally

43:04

it's like the worst thing for you, but I love it. It's

43:06

so good I yeah, it's for my birthday when I was little

43:08

oh That was my favorite. I

43:10

remember that my my parents would never mix the powder

43:12

into the mac and cheese Oh, I love it when

43:14

it's like kind of not mixed in no like I

43:17

was straight up It's like a little powder And I

43:19

remember I went to my friend's house and like I

43:21

was eating it like that and I

43:23

remember my friend's mom was like Your parents are no

43:25

what the worst is like a runny one You don't

43:27

want like a runny one you want like you want

43:29

it to be a little like I think yeah runny

43:31

is better Than but just powder on top of noodles.

43:34

Yeah, that's like it wasn't getting mixed at all I

43:36

love it like cream of wheat lumps cream

43:38

of what cream of wheat. I don't know that either I'm hard of

43:40

it, but what is it? It's like oh well It's

43:42

it's like like softer oatmeal, and it's so

43:44

good cream of wheat. It sounds like discharging

43:46

Yeah, I thought yeah set of words. I

43:49

don't like the whole texture of it all

43:51

like white and creamy. Yeah Well

43:53

now you've ruined it for me. I

43:56

mean discharging isn't bad. I mean it's natural. You

43:58

know it's fine, but I

44:00

don't know if we want to eat it. Yeah, definitely

44:02

not. To get ramen. And I would see

44:04

those glitter lip glosses. I was gonna order those. Those are like one

44:06

things I would see where they like have so much glitter on their

44:08

lips. Yeah, those are. Yeah, but I never heard, I don't know. I've

44:11

gotten makeup brushes, eyelashes.

44:14

That right now I keep seeing this stair stepper

44:16

trending. Have you been seeing that? There's a

44:18

reformer machine. There's literally a poor body

44:20

reformer. There's no way these workout

44:22

machines can be $40 and they're like at

44:24

home BBL. I'm like, right. Have

44:27

you tried it? No. Like

44:29

that is, I'd rather have an out

44:31

of home BBL idea. It's

44:33

crazy though, the prices sometimes, it'll be like a microwave for

44:35

$6. It's like a

44:38

key moon. Yeah, like that's gonna blow

44:40

up in the house. Yeah, that's um.

44:43

Why haven't you guys sold anything like Thigh

44:45

Masters or something? I feel like you should.

44:47

I would love to. You don't have any

44:49

product? Like to sell out like as much

44:51

as I do. Oh, I,

44:53

really? Which is good. I just, I don't trust,

44:55

once somebody posts even one time, like something that

44:57

I know they don't use, I

44:59

will never trust them ever again. But what if it's something you love,

45:01

like you use all the time? But like I probably don't use that all

45:03

the time. Like if I do use it all the time, I'll promote

45:06

it. Like what would you, what would be a brand

45:08

product you would sell? That

45:11

you use all the time? Like besides Bulldog Ramen, but

45:13

like something like that. Well shit, I was gonna say

45:15

Bulldog Ramen. I feel like I

45:17

have to make like my own Ramen. Or Tanner or

45:19

something. Like you're so cool right now. Yeah, like it's

45:21

called Tanner. Like, yeah, something. You should do Tanner cause

45:23

you're Tana. I was, I wanted to

45:25

do self Tana for a while, but the thing is.

45:27

That's good. I've never once had

45:29

a good tan. Like, you know what I mean?

45:31

I'm always like my wrists are loaded up or

45:33

like, you know what I mean? The dry slats

45:36

me toe. My ankles, like in between the boob.

45:38

There's just. Yeah, it has to be something that

45:40

you're like known for kind of. Yeah, I'm known

45:42

for the mind being bad. So I don't fear

45:44

that it's like, oh, by myself tan. You could

45:46

do lashes. I feel like you could do lashes.

45:49

Yeah. Well now you're in your

45:51

no lash era. Yeah, I'm in my, well,

45:53

I'm doing individual lashes still. Cause my actual lashes

45:55

are chode. Not

45:57

existent. I'm done. So annoying.

45:59

We were just like born with them. It's so,

46:01

I've been trying last year, but I woke up today

46:03

and my eyes were like glued shut and like burning.

46:06

Oh, well that's not right. Yeah, they say if you have blue eyes or

46:08

light eyes, that it'll turn them dark. Cause that's why I never use them.

46:10

Oh really? I always thought that it made them lighter. Oh,

46:13

maybe. I don't know. No, it turns them dark.

46:15

It turns like a round of your eyes dark.

46:17

Like your eyelids and. Oh, like

46:19

the water line. That's kind

46:21

of good though, right? That's my DIY. But not in a cute

46:23

way, in a sick way. It's

46:26

like scary eyes. You have, I feel like your eye color

46:28

is the same as mine where you have the dark circle

46:30

around. Yeah, that's so weird. I never noticed it either. Cause

46:32

it's like a dark blue eye with like a light blue

46:34

eye. I want blue eyes so bad. You look good with

46:36

it. Was it a filter you put on the other day?

46:38

And I was like, oh yeah. I'm obsessed with blonde hair,

46:40

brown eyes. Me too. I like it.

46:42

It's very Britney Spears and Jeff Simpson has them too. I

46:45

guess that's true. I'll be fine. I used

46:47

to talk to this guy though, that he

46:49

went to Dubai and

46:52

he got his eye lasered. Like

46:55

they changed the color. And it changed the pigment. And

46:57

then he would tell everyone he swam in the deep

46:59

sea, but he didn't. And that's how he

47:01

got his eye blue. Yeah. I like it.

47:03

I'm afraid of going blind. Oh yeah. I

47:05

can't do LASIK for that reason. Cause I always think I'm going

47:07

to go blind. Really? LASIK is so scary. Have

47:09

you done it? Has anyone done it? I think it's pretty like easy

47:11

though. Like a robot can do it these days. But like you have

47:13

to keep your eye open, which is crazy. Like

47:15

I can't even do an eyelash curler. Like it scares me to have

47:18

it. Well, but they do it for you, right? You

47:20

don't have to personally. They like

47:22

hold your eye open and you're just like, I don't

47:24

know. Can they put you out? I don't think

47:26

so. I would love to. That's why I haven't done

47:28

it. Cause I'm like so blind. I can't see, but

47:30

I can't do contact. I'm so unafraid of surgery. I'm

47:32

just horrified of anesthesia. Like I, whenever

47:34

I see people come off of surgeries, like the things

47:36

that they say, like I fear I would just start

47:39

exposing people and like ruining my life. That makes me

47:41

feel like you have a lot of secrets that I

47:43

don't know about. Yeah. Yeah.

47:46

Secrets. Not like really like

47:48

nothing to write home about. Like do you have

47:50

anything that you would like really be upset if

47:52

like your friends knew? No. Oh.

47:55

It's like maybe like trauma that I've like endured that

47:57

I just don't like to share, but not like. that

48:00

I'm hiding secrets. My thing is though, I feel

48:02

like I would come off the wisdom tooth surgery

48:04

and start trying to fuck my dentist. No matter

48:06

who they are. No matter who they are. He's

48:08

a good looking guy. I know, but I'm not

48:10

saying him. I'm saying any dentist in the room,

48:13

I would immediately just like, I feel like I'd take

48:15

my pussy out. I just don't know. I don't think

48:17

they would let you. Like, I

48:20

think someone would intervene. But think about how I

48:22

am really drunk. But imagine no

48:24

one stopping me from anything. So you're not

48:26

scared of dying, Nancy. You're just scared of

48:29

what you would say. Yes. Yeah.

48:32

Well, people don't really remember. And most of the time,

48:34

like people you know, aren't there just the doctors or

48:36

nurses. Have you ever had surgery? Yeah, you know it's

48:38

done though. Yeah. And I woke up

48:40

off that fine. Like I was like saying that alphabet

48:42

backwards and shit. And I remember it all. Can you

48:44

do it now? I'll go backwards. I can do it.

48:46

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Go.

48:50

I'm okay. Okay. Yeah.

48:52

Well, wait, how do you guys know that? Why

48:57

do you know that? Because I waited proof to

48:59

people that you're not drunk. Like it was a

49:01

sobriety test. Really? Oh,

49:03

my grandpa made me learn it. And he

49:05

made me learn the Greek alphabet. Oh, that's

49:07

so sweet. I know. Why? This

49:10

is such a true tale of us. Like I know it because

49:12

like in Vegas, I used to be a sobriety test. And I

49:14

was like, oh. My grandpa made me learn the Greek alphabet. And

49:16

because it was like, he learned it in his fraternity. And then

49:18

I had to learn it in college because of my sorority. And

49:20

I didn't have to learn it. Cause I already knew it. That's

49:23

weird. It's like Zeta and shit. Yeah. What's

49:26

M? It's not

49:28

like that. It's like their own letters.

49:32

What is it? How do you spell your name?

49:34

I do. You don't, you can't. You can't

49:36

spell your name? I don't think so. It's like. What

49:39

do they do with the letters then? Boring. I

49:41

don't really know. It's not really

49:43

that. Sure. It's alpha, beta, gamma, delta.

49:45

It's like, I mean, it's long, but. But

49:47

see like. Alpha, beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, zeta, eta,

49:49

theta, iota, capital, and or moon, nug, xi, omicron,

49:51

pyro, sigma, tau, oops, lon, phi, chi, psi, omega.

49:53

See that's how I would find them

49:55

coming off the anesthesia I fear. So

49:58

like, would the word bad just be like. beta,

50:00

alpha, I mean I get, I don't

50:02

know. Like how do they make words? I

50:06

don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

50:09

It confuses me. Yeah, I don't know. I

50:11

don't know anything. Does beta and alpha have the same meaning in

50:13

Greek as it does in English? I

50:15

don't know. Like a beta male. Why

50:18

do they call it a beta male? Oh, I'm an

50:20

alpha male. I think that's what it is. It's like

50:22

alpha, beta. Yeah. Because it's like AB.

50:25

Oh, so it's like secondary. Like secondary is like, yeah. Like an

50:27

A team. I just learned that. I

50:29

just learned things sometimes to make me want to cry. Learning

50:32

things? Yeah. I get sad that

50:34

we don't learn a lot of new things anymore. That's what TikTok

50:36

is for though. I learned a lot of new things in TikTok.

50:38

Always learning new things. That's why we can't be on TikTok. I'm

50:41

learning new things, but it's about like conjoined twins and

50:43

shit. Oh. And if I bring

50:45

them up on another podcast, I'm the problem. I can't tell you about

50:47

it. I really love it too. I love it.

50:49

So fascinating. What do you think about just their

50:53

life? That's so crazy. Yeah. I

50:55

want to know everything. I want to know what are your thoughts about like, like

50:58

what is your relationship with them? And what

51:01

are your thoughts about like, like what

51:03

are the things that you're going to be able to do? How are you going to be able

51:05

to have them on so I can put like all my feelings to

51:07

rest? But it's like, it's so individual. Like I'm, I

51:10

can't imagine that what is true for one set of conjoined

51:12

twins is also true for another set. Right. Well,

51:14

they both would be here to answer, right? Yeah.

51:17

So I feel like you get to ask me to them. Are

51:20

you saying like a different set of different set of, right? Right.

51:23

Well, they're all conjoined two differently. Yeah.

51:26

What if you want to debate and I, and you were

51:28

using my lungs? Yeah. That's what's up. Do

51:31

you think they have to make like a lot of decisions like that?

51:33

Like, I don't, like, I don't want

51:35

bulldog. I don't want to shit myself later. Yes. Yeah.

51:38

Oh, oh yeah. For sure.

51:40

Oh my God. That would be the worst part.

51:42

Like what if one of them is not hungry? Is that possible? No,

51:45

I think you share a stomach. Or they do.

51:47

You know that they, they turned my old house

51:49

into a rehab. Oh, I

51:51

think that's the worst location for a rehab ever. Like the

51:53

cloud house. Like the high power. Oh, yeah.

51:57

They turned it into a rehab. Oh,

52:00

I was still living there and I woke up and I was like,

52:02

oh my God, like, thank God, I'm not still living there. And

52:04

then I got on my TikTok and the first video was it

52:07

being a rehab and you can like rent out my

52:09

old room and like they have, they're like showing off

52:11

the shower and the sauna and shit as like rehabilitation.

52:13

But it's crazy because like they have bound of drugs

52:15

that have been done in those houses and like how

52:18

many people associate like, and they really turned over a

52:20

new lease. Like no one's ever moved into that house

52:22

and left more sober until now. I

52:25

mean, hopefully they staged it because that energy of just

52:27

like all the drugs, that's what I mean, dark, you

52:29

know, it was. Yeah, it was so dark. They tear

52:31

down rebuild to do anything or it looks the same.

52:33

No, it looks exactly the same. Glass houses, right? Yeah,

52:35

it looks exactly the same. How much is rent there?

52:38

$40,000 a month. Oh my

52:40

God. But I didn't pay all of that, like at

52:42

all, like everyone paid rent. Okay, that's good. Oh my

52:44

God. Except for one person, but we booted him. He

52:46

lives in London now. He's fine. Did

52:49

you like exile him there or he just went by his own free will? It

52:51

was actually a really interesting thing. He was my

52:53

videographer and editor and so he lived with me

52:56

and so he wasn't paying rent like well, but at the

52:58

same time he was helping me with my vlogs and I

53:00

shouldn't care. It's like a 14 bedroom house. Like you don't

53:02

want to be empty alone in that anyway. He

53:04

stopped cleaning his room like really bad to

53:06

the point that it was like odor

53:09

throughout the whole house. It was like a 10,000 square

53:11

foot house. There were maggots in his room. You

53:14

guys had maggots in my apartment yesterday.

53:16

Oh my God. Wow. Yours is

53:18

so clean and pretty. Because I was out of town.

53:20

Sorry, I just completely cut off your whole story. No,

53:23

I'm loving. I was out of town. I

53:25

was out of town obviously when we were on

53:28

tour and someone was watching my cat and she

53:30

must have like either like left a can of cat food or

53:32

whatever on the counter or something. It was tucked

53:34

away in the corner and I saw Murphy like looking in the

53:36

corner. I was like, what is she looking at? And so I

53:38

looked down there and like deep in

53:40

the back crevice of my kitchen like where I

53:42

couldn't see it was a can of cat food

53:44

and there were maggots crawling up. How did that

53:47

happen? It must have just been pushed over and

53:49

there's like it's chicken and like have you ever

53:51

seen maggots? I don't know. Yeah.

53:54

I mean, it was like a can of cat food and it was like someone

53:56

had thrown it in the trash can and put a trash bag over it. So

53:58

it was just in the trash can forever. Oh my god.

54:00

And then I threw the whole trash can away because I was

54:03

so traumatized. And I'm like, how has this happened to me twice?

54:05

And I didn't have anyone I could have helped me. I was

54:07

texting the group chat like I will pay anybody to come over

54:09

and get the book. You offered a hundred bucks to clear the

54:11

maggots and it felt, I just, I felt like I was reading

54:13

a text from me. And I was like, oh my

54:15

god. I kept making it higher and higher too. I'm like, I

54:18

can't, I can't leave my house knowing that there's

54:20

maggots. Like, because they turn into flies. Maggots become

54:22

flies. And also how do maggots happen? Where

54:25

do they come from? Where do they come from, buddies? But

54:28

like, but they create themselves. No way they

54:30

do. Yeah. That's why it just, they just

54:32

like happen. That's

54:37

what doesn't make sense about it. Like they're just, it was cat food.

54:39

And then all of a sudden they just like, I

54:42

had maggots turn into flies at a house. I lived out

54:44

my ex girlfriend got me flowers and oh

54:46

my god, that was so bad. They make it came

54:48

out of flowers. Yeah. So

54:51

there's someone that can come get rid of them, obviously, right?

54:53

Like, don't you call like, people for lice, you know, one

54:55

little can of cat food, like, but

54:59

I did you clean it up? No, I had my friend do

55:02

it. You can handle her book. Yeah, you bought her

55:04

dinner. Oh, that's a girl. I was a girl. I

55:06

did it. He looks so hot doing it though.

55:08

Which is crazy. She was like, I almost asked Harry J

55:17

Yeah, but I like, I was like, you

55:21

can't, you just can't say, Hey, I have maggots

55:23

in my apartment to somebody like, she

55:26

got it with her bare hand. Oh, which

55:28

is crazy. I would need a hazmat suit.

55:31

Yeah, I would never do it ever. But boys love to

55:33

do that stuff. They love to like show off and like,

55:35

well, I think I just like to be brave. Like, yeah,

55:37

the brave thing. Yeah. Like, who

55:39

wants to be my hero? I love using to

55:41

my advantage so much for sure. Like, at all

55:44

times weaponizing competence to men till I die. Like,

55:46

I'm going to pretend to be so stupid and incapable. Is

55:48

it the lighting is in your eyes? Yeah, I feel like

55:51

I'm like, thinking right now on the fucking sun, making

55:53

me want to go to Turks and Caicos or something. Is

55:56

that where you're gonna go for your birthday? I don't know. Would

55:58

you ever actually come? I was like, honestly, live

56:01

for Bora Bora. I feel like I think it would

56:03

be if everybody was like in one house, that's when

56:05

it gets like overwhelming.

56:07

If it was like rooms, I feel like it would

56:09

be like that. I was saying that four seasons for

56:11

a board. Like I was saying like a hotel might

56:13

do us better because I'm not give separation hours. Yeah.

56:17

Yeah. And privacy and all that stuff. Like, yeah,

56:19

I think I would just like bring the mood down because I'm just like, I

56:21

go to bed at six o'clock. You know what I

56:24

mean? I like, no. Yeah. Such

56:26

a day. I wish I could be that person

56:28

that like stays out in like parties. I

56:30

stay up late still, but I can't be social like at

56:33

all the way when I'm really. Yeah. So when do you

56:35

like call it? Like you guys are on the type where

56:37

a board trip like would you guys what time do you

56:39

guys go to bed? Like are you like after dinner or

56:41

like I think sober. Yeah. I'm not

56:43

long lasting. Like when I'm drinking, I it takes

56:45

me out almost immediately. Really? So

56:47

you like go to bed. Yeah. I can't

56:49

just like stay out. Even in Vegas, like Vegas, you

56:51

like go early. I can. It's

56:53

so funny when I was in Vegas, everyone wears Brooke wears work.

56:56

I'm like, I couldn't get her here with a gun to her.

56:58

Oh, you didn't go. Yeah. Well,

57:00

no, I actually love Vegas, but

57:03

it just is like I have to be in a

57:05

certain headspace to go to Vegas. Like

57:07

I like be going through a breakup or something because

57:09

like, what don't you like about it? It's

57:12

just so much drinking and like waking up and

57:14

feeling so horrible. Well, I mean, you don't have

57:16

to drink. Yeah, but

57:18

I never do. You can develop a gambling

57:20

problem with me. Do

57:22

you know Adam Sandler in Vegas and we had like fun time.

57:24

Do you know the IP? I'm so no,

57:26

we didn't go VIP and I'm so mad because we

57:28

got so hammered that I don't remember what we don't

57:31

remember any of the show. Oh, like I remember him

57:33

with a guitar for like one second. Like his daughter

57:35

came out and saying like Olivia Rodrigo or something.

57:37

I was like, was it an arena? Mm

57:39

hmm. That is the right. It

57:41

was like a no, it's like a no, it's a theater. Yeah. So

57:45

what do you think of people

57:47

saying that your children are reincarnations

57:49

of the royal family? I

57:52

think it is so weird and random. I don't even know what to

57:54

think about it because I'm like, it's so weird. And like, where did

57:56

it start from? And why do people find it like so funny? I

57:58

don't know. I mean, I guess it's nice. to be

58:00

viral but it's like why? What was the

58:02

first one like Malibu was born when Queen

58:04

Elizabeth died? Like a week apart. And

58:07

now she's talking British. She has a British accent. I know

58:09

we didn't talk about that in your episode but she has

58:11

a British accent. Malibu has a British accent? Yes. She

58:14

doesn't watch Peppa Pig because you asked about Peppa.

58:16

So on the notes it was about Peppa Pig

58:18

but she actually doesn't watch Peppa. I didn't know

58:20

Peppa Pig was British to begin with but I

58:22

don't know she just starts talking because my mom

58:24

was like oh she has an accent like Moses.

58:26

Like definitely not. It's not like Moses. But it's

58:28

like a British like bud and mama. It's like

58:31

very British. How cute. And my point is do

58:33

you think she's Queen Elizabeth? Are you ever like

58:35

Liz? You know what? I

58:37

do believe in reincarnation and if anyone is it would definitely

58:39

be her because she's just like old. She's like an old

58:41

soul. Like an old you know she's just like a person

58:43

like a whole human. She intimidates me so much. Like being

58:46

so for real. She's just like stare at me and she's

58:48

like so smart and she's like smarter than me and it's

58:50

like I believe it. Now the whole stuff

58:52

with like King Charles and Kate Mill's I don't know

58:54

it's just like so I guess it's like weird timing.

58:56

Like if they do die around the day

58:59

Elvis is born like it would be weird. It would be a weird

59:01

coincidence. I'm so excited.

59:04

Yeah. I would I love that.

59:07

And more so I subscribe to it now because I'm like

59:09

okay I guess maybe it's possible. We should dress up Malibu

59:11

like a little queen. That would be cute but

59:13

they don't have them for her size. I looked. I

59:15

was like they only have them for like toddlers. I

59:17

guess she's almost in the toddler era but it

59:20

would be cute. Honestly yeah I mean I'm here for

59:22

it if it's like that. I just love at least

59:24

I personally love like free clout for some shit like

59:26

free like yeah it's just so funny like that would

59:28

happen to you. Right and I didn't even like ask

59:30

for it or create for it. So it's like stuff

59:32

like that is like always kind of exciting I guess

59:34

when I just go viral for no reason. That's

59:37

why I think with looking at the outside of people like with you

59:39

guys and stuff like that I'm always like oh I need publicity is

59:41

like good publicity but I know like in the moment can like feel

59:43

like a lot you know like the Matt Rice thing I was just

59:45

like you're like a Zia girl like everyone's talking about you everyone's on

59:47

your side and I'm like that must feel like so good but then

59:49

you're like oh I would say like anxiety talking about it

59:51

and I get it because it's like when it's happening

59:53

to you it's a lot but I get freaked out

59:55

about the idea of like not being able to just

59:57

like hot like turn it off and hide. Yeah you

59:59

can't once it's out it's out and then. And things

1:00:01

that people will bring up forever, I think, is crazy.

1:00:03

People will talk to me about shit that happened to

1:00:05

me eight years ago because it was viral. And I

1:00:07

wouldn't even ever think about it again. But

1:00:10

I get so many ones, too, like the toothbrush and

1:00:12

TanaCon and peeing on Shane. And all these crazy things.

1:00:15

And it's like, yeah, you can never escape it.

1:00:17

It's so crazy. I have no idea if I

1:00:19

peed on Shane or not. And everyone always wants

1:00:21

so much more lore. And I'm like, dude, I

1:00:23

don't know. I don't think I did. I think

1:00:25

it was just a video. Yeah, but

1:00:27

I think I didn't actually pee, is what I'm saying.

1:00:31

I don't even know. I don't know. I'm not kidding

1:00:33

at all. So did you just come out of the

1:00:35

hospital and it was trending on Twitter? It was a

1:00:38

week before I gave birth. Oh, so.

1:00:40

Yeah, so I was still pregnant. And so it

1:00:42

was crazy. Was anyone in the hospital a fan?

1:00:45

I don't know. We had really young delivery nurses.

1:00:47

No one said anything. Actually, I think they

1:00:49

might've been haters, some of them. I mean, not that it was

1:00:51

whatever. Yeah, but they literally wouldn't give me the epidural for a

1:00:53

couple hours after I checked in. And I was in so much

1:00:55

pain and I was screaming. And they wouldn't let me poop. I

1:00:57

don't think they were haters on me. I just think they were

1:01:00

just in general just probably over people screaming.

1:01:02

Someone wouldn't give me a fucking epidural when I asked

1:01:04

for it. Yeah, and the green one's dying. It took

1:01:06

like an hour to check in and then you have

1:01:08

to wait to see if he's available. It's like a

1:01:10

whole thing. And yeah, I was dying. I was screaming.

1:01:13

I would never thought I'd be that person, but I

1:01:15

was screaming, cussing. And I never thought I'd

1:01:17

be that person. I was so excruciating. So I hope this time I

1:01:19

make it to my C-section where they just take it out But

1:01:22

you have to have contractions again. That's

1:01:24

a bitch for sure. I really just want you to

1:01:26

have the most bougie hospital experience. I would've posted it

1:01:28

to Eejana Minis, which sounds delicious because we had the

1:01:31

worst food last time. So we had like a

1:01:33

bag of chips. A

1:01:35

bag of fucking chips. Yeah. Oh

1:01:37

my God. I want filet mignon. No, you've got to have

1:01:39

like so much, all the things you couldn't have. Are you

1:01:41

a sushi eater? Not what I want. I

1:01:43

want that sushi boat. I always see people doing the TikToks with the

1:01:45

big sushi boat holding their baby. I don't really, I mean, I don't,

1:01:47

I like sushi, but I don't love it, but I'll eat it for

1:01:49

sure. I don't like love it either, but.

1:01:51

It's bougie though. I like to take a photo with

1:01:53

like a boat of sushi. Sushi's so beautiful, but I

1:01:55

feel the same way. If it tastes like fish, I'm

1:01:58

going to die. Have you ever been to that yamashita?

1:02:00

Shiro I never been I was he's on

1:02:02

to show it's great as far as ambiance

1:02:04

like it's the most beautiful restaurant in all

1:02:06

The best of you in LA. It's really

1:02:08

good Lily was deaf invited

1:02:10

me to her birthday party there back in

1:02:12

2018. Yeah, and I didn't go cuz I got

1:02:14

so late No way. Yeah,

1:02:16

that is so I was obsessed with her until

1:02:18

the idol so I can I feel like at

1:02:20

the time But now I look back because I

1:02:22

love that she like cuz I was better at

1:02:24

the Grove and they recognized me I was so

1:02:26

excited now I can say like Lily rose up

1:02:28

That's my only flex ever of like any celebrities

1:02:31

recognizing the biggest flex I saw her somewhere and

1:02:33

like Laurel Canyon to like everyone sees her around.

1:02:35

She's really pretty She's

1:02:37

beautiful and petite and tiny.

1:02:39

Let's see what else You're

1:02:42

literally eight months pregnant I Look

1:02:46

crazy on this couch. No, you don't so cute

1:02:50

Wait, I love the look of being pregnant. You'll

1:02:52

be cute. You want to be very good. It's

1:02:54

like, yeah You're so

1:02:56

cute though, like I love when you're pregnant So

1:02:59

why I love them like tiny girls are pregnant because

1:03:01

it's like a little bit like Nara Smith She's just

1:03:03

like a little basketball on her. Oh my god, but

1:03:05

she's so tall She like barely even gets pregnant, right?

1:03:07

Like there's so much room for her baby to go.

1:03:09

She's six feet tall Yeah, that's actually crazy. I'm so

1:03:11

cute pregnant. I'm short. So I know I'm gonna be

1:03:13

out to here My new fear is what is

1:03:15

it called? Like at ectopic ectopic

1:03:17

pregnant? Oh, yeah A

1:03:20

lot of people I thought that was happening to me on tour

1:03:22

and I didn't want to share with anyone because I was like

1:03:24

what if but what if I just go one day and I

1:03:26

mean that McDonald's bathroom and van nice and Little

1:03:29

mini Tina comes out Let

1:03:32

me is that how it works. I don't know. I don't

1:03:34

know. Yeah, like they straight up Just don't know and the

1:03:36

baby just comes out. Oh, that makes me so sorry Do

1:03:38

you ever watch like I didn't know I was pregnant. Yeah,

1:03:40

that one's crazy. Like how do you not know? They move

1:03:42

so much. How do you know? Yeah, but some people say

1:03:45

like they just they there were no

1:03:47

movements at all What's our way your baby can't

1:03:49

doesn't move though This is crazy to me that

1:03:51

all those things can happen together like it's one

1:03:53

thing right? Okay, maybe your baby doesn't move or

1:03:55

maybe you don't have your or you still have

1:03:57

your period or whatever but for them all

1:03:59

to exist together Yeah, they're like, yeah. They still have

1:04:01

their period? That is creepy. Yeah, some people have their period

1:04:03

the entire time. Oh my God. That's so annoying, Yeah,

1:04:06

it's the best part. Yeah. That's

1:04:08

weird. That crazy stuff happens, I

1:04:10

guess. But I feel like it's up into like tiny,

1:04:12

tiny people too. Like they just don't show

1:04:15

nothing. And then a baby just comes out one day. What

1:04:17

is it, a cryptic pregnancy? I think so fucking scary. That'd

1:04:19

be crazy to not know you're pregnant. So you could be

1:04:21

pregnant right now, I have no idea. Yeah, or like going

1:04:23

to the hospital for like stomach pains

1:04:25

and you come back with a baby. Like it

1:04:28

happens a lot. Uh-uh. But

1:04:30

I almost would like that more. I

1:04:32

would like that more than knowing your voice is

1:04:34

stressed, but then how do you avoid like fetal

1:04:36

alcohol syndrome? Oh my God. I didn't even think

1:04:39

about that. Well, some people do drink pregnant. It's

1:04:41

like totally fine. The baby's fine, you know? Yeah.

1:04:43

I feel like you can have like wine. My

1:04:46

doctor said that. He's like, you know, like wine or beer. And

1:04:49

you have it. No, I don't really like it. I

1:04:51

never drink anyways, but yeah. Thank God. Because

1:04:53

I probably would be like addicted. I'd be like an alcoholic for sure. I

1:04:55

feel like I would have a hard time with no coffee. Are

1:04:58

you not supposed to have coffee? I think you can have that too. I

1:05:00

think you could have like, I don't know the grams of caffeine, but I

1:05:02

think you could have like a certain amount of caffeine, but

1:05:04

I'm not like a coffee person either. I feel like some people do crack

1:05:06

pregnant. I feel like you can have coffee. No, for sure. My

1:05:08

parents definitely did. I mean, you shouldn't. Crack? I'm starting

1:05:10

to think that I'm like, what if I'm like a

1:05:12

crack baby or a fetal alcohol baby? Like, what do

1:05:15

I need? You would know about it. It's not your

1:05:17

knees. My knees turn in. What happened? Oh, why not?

1:05:19

I'm so sorry for pointing that out. I

1:05:21

told her. I know. I told her I liked

1:05:24

the way that she sometimes will, because she'll sit with her knees

1:05:26

like this. But like, what

1:05:28

if I'm a fuck baby? But like that

1:05:30

is not a symptom of fetal alcohol

1:05:32

syndrome. I don't think it's a

1:05:34

crack baby. I think that you would have to like know

1:05:36

my parents as well to know that like why I, I

1:05:39

like I'm starting to think there's no fucking way. My

1:05:41

mom would always tell me how good the first cigarette after

1:05:43

giving birth was. And I

1:05:45

was like six. I was like, okay.

1:05:47

She didn't smoke with it. like Lucy

1:05:49

Abawa smoking when she was pregnant. You know, like people smoked

1:05:51

and seemed like the babies are fine. I

1:05:54

think they just like make. Maybe that's why my voice is

1:05:57

so low. Like I was just doing from the start. Wait,

1:05:59

I was just. learning about, have you heard of

1:06:01

like a solidamide? Is that what it is?

1:06:03

What's solidamide? Solidamide, it was like a medication

1:06:06

that they gave to people, I think

1:06:08

in like the 70s for morning sickness. And then all

1:06:10

the babies came out with like no limbs. Oh,

1:06:13

I believe that. Like yeah, taking like medicine and

1:06:15

like what happened with that? But it was like

1:06:18

specifically for morning sickness. So it was like given

1:06:20

only to pregnant women. And then the babies had

1:06:22

like, they didn't have that or something. Madeleine Argy's

1:06:24

mom is a child of solidamide. That's

1:06:26

like, you know so much stuff. Like, how do you know

1:06:28

about this stuff? Like research? I'm on TikTok, that's where I

1:06:31

learned. That's

1:06:33

wild, but I believe it. There's only morning sickness medicine now.

1:06:35

Dr. Drew's telling me about it, but I don't know if

1:06:37

it's like talked about a lot, but I think they would

1:06:39

give it to you. Like, can you have Zofran? What's

1:06:42

that? I don't know what that is. And zofran, I love

1:06:45

zofran. Zofran, that is the... Oh. If

1:06:47

I could have one thing for the rest of my

1:06:49

life, one medication, it would be zofran. Zofran, it turns

1:06:51

off your brain to feeling nauseous. Like it's something, it's

1:06:53

the chemical, like works with your brain, not your stomach.

1:06:55

And it's so crazy. I love it. Oh, maybe you

1:06:57

could take it. Oh,

1:06:59

really? That's what's part of my constipation. I don't think

1:07:01

anything can be constipated. Wow, you have a healthy poop

1:07:03

flow? I'm playing. I saw that for so long, and

1:07:06

then I had my major constipation. What happened? How did

1:07:08

you get it? I don't know. Was it on tour

1:07:10

you were constipated? I think for the last like eight

1:07:12

months, I've just been on and off constipated. I've been

1:07:14

a serious Miralax user. Maybe you're like in a relationship

1:07:16

and you're like scared to poop or something like that.

1:07:19

Not even. No, oh, you love me. Oh, that's right,

1:07:21

you love it. I don't know how it is. Me

1:07:23

too, I'm shy. Yeah,

1:07:25

I don't want to do it in front of a guy. Would

1:07:27

you do it? Like if you had a hookup come over, would

1:07:29

you like poop? Absolutely not. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't take

1:07:31

it that way. I don't love it that much, okay? I

1:07:34

feel like I've always thought about what I would do, but I

1:07:36

have a bathroom in my lobby. So I feel like

1:07:38

I'd be like, oh, I gotta go give something

1:07:40

to Brooke downstairs. Oh, that's good.

1:07:42

That's smart. That's great, actually. Who's

1:07:44

Brooke downstairs? No, she's not downstairs.

1:07:47

It's like a friend that you know. It's like, well, you

1:07:49

know everyone. Do you have any tourist stories that you haven't

1:07:51

told like crazy ones, drama? We

1:07:55

love covering it. I don't think these have drama. Let's talk about

1:07:57

it. I love it. I don't know if we have really had

1:07:59

much. So those situations like

1:08:01

the stalker, the fan on stage, were you guys

1:08:03

actually, were you scared or were you just like?

1:08:06

Horrified. I don't really get scared but

1:08:08

I think that's a bad thing. But I think

1:08:10

that for us it's almost nice because I can

1:08:12

look at her not being so scared and kind

1:08:14

of come back to reality. Like I

1:08:16

think if she was scared I would feed into

1:08:18

that so it's good that we have different responses.

1:08:21

You know what I mean? Like responses. Right.

1:08:24

That's what I was going to ask. Why did you just sit there when the person

1:08:26

came on stage? I thought she worked there. Oh

1:08:28

okay. I thought she was bringing me a water bottle.

1:08:31

That's so interesting. You have different perspectives. Because I

1:08:33

have blind trust in everyone. I don't ever assume

1:08:35

everyone's bad. I assume everybody's good. Oh that's good.

1:08:37

So like I thought this woman was bringing me

1:08:39

a water bottle. She looks like someone's like auntie.

1:08:41

Like she, did she talk to you? She

1:08:44

was saying something. I don't know what she was saying though. No

1:08:46

idea what she was saying. In the video you can see she's

1:08:48

like saying something. You said nothing to you. You don't

1:08:50

know. I don't remember what she was saying. Because I

1:08:52

was like laughing at something and then I just looked up and she was

1:08:54

like right here. And then what? You

1:08:56

just continue the show? I was freaking out

1:08:59

though. I tried to hide it but I was

1:09:01

fucking losing it. What

1:09:03

about when the Peppa Pig thing happened and they showed up? What

1:09:05

did you guys do? Well they showed

1:09:07

up at a Bucky's right? So AirTag

1:09:09

and the Peppa Pig. We didn't know that at this

1:09:11

point. And so we were

1:09:13

in Texas and we were like okay tonight

1:09:15

we're gonna go to a Bucky's on our drive right? But

1:09:18

it was like three hours away. So we all fell

1:09:20

asleep. We set alarms to get to the Bucky's and

1:09:22

then technically there is a world where it could not

1:09:24

be these girls. No it was. I think so because

1:09:26

it's like we're parked so far out in the parking

1:09:29

lot and then cars parked right next to us with

1:09:31

fans inside. And fans are like what are the odds?

1:09:33

I'm dying first in every Korean movie. What do you

1:09:35

mean what are the odds? Yeah for sure. I'm like

1:09:37

why did I go in and see you guys? What

1:09:40

a crazy cause you're the paranoid one. So for you

1:09:42

to not even think. Yeah. My

1:09:44

mouth is just dumb as fuck. No like be back.

1:09:46

You're so smart. But is it it was

1:09:48

the people who gave you the Peppa Pig? I think so yeah. Because

1:09:50

we just went through all the Peppas. And why

1:09:52

would you even think to go through the Peppas to find the AirTag? I've

1:09:54

had people do that to me before. I've seen a teddy bear. Yeah.

1:09:58

A long time ago. I'm like

1:10:00

my first tour and then

1:10:02

now I think even when a guy gives me

1:10:04

a teddy bear I'm like low-key like I'm like

1:10:06

thanks, babe, but I'm like squeezing I saw someone

1:10:08

so an air tag into their boyfriends like

1:10:11

the tongue of his shoe the other day. I'm like That

1:10:14

is so I didn't even know what an air tag was

1:10:16

until this story and I was Don't

1:10:18

see a world where I don't know mark you get the notification

1:10:21

We have our locations shared we finally did that and we

1:10:23

finally got into the whatever century we're in 21st century I

1:10:25

don't know and we like turn our location. So do you

1:10:27

guys share locations with people? I

1:10:29

do but I never look at anyone's location. So I don't

1:10:31

really I love having other people's I feel like God to

1:10:34

see where they're at and that it's all my name, right?

1:10:36

Like I guess if you go missing it's like safe. Yeah.

1:10:38

Yeah, I love like I track this location all the time

1:10:40

He'll just run. I don't like it though. Cuz my friend

1:10:42

will friend will text me and be like, what the fuck

1:10:44

Are you doing at like? Oh, they're really like you when

1:10:47

time I was in the middle of the ocean She's like

1:10:49

what is going on? Oh, we've never ever forget this. I

1:10:51

went to Brooks location She was just at the

1:10:53

marina and I was like, what are you doing there? And I got

1:10:55

all scared But then I found out on some dude's boat. Oh

1:10:59

That's so scary. Like well, did you know I'm no

1:11:01

yeah Because

1:11:03

I go out on someone's boat now, I'm always like so

1:11:05

scared. I just it all the time I don't know why

1:11:07

and I just did that on tour and tell me if

1:11:10

you were feeling this way. So we were staying in South

1:11:13

Carolina, I think and I was like, oh my god, we're

1:11:15

by the water like let's charter a boat right and I

1:11:17

wanted to charter like a big sister boat a sleigh sleigh

1:11:19

boat and The big sister

1:11:21

boats were out for the count. So they

1:11:23

only have this like other little like a kind of like

1:11:25

a dinky little It was a nice boat, but it was small.

1:11:28

Okay. I don't know. I think it was a nice boat It

1:11:30

was like an older boat like it was like but it wasn't

1:11:32

like a lot vibe But no

1:11:34

there was like a little living room We could it like

1:11:36

the inside of the living room was like all hot and

1:11:38

gross So we just sat out on the edge of this

1:11:40

boat like getting wet and shit. Whatever. I thought that guy

1:11:42

was gonna kill us You

1:11:49

play with him driving the boat learning with page and I

1:11:51

purposefully sat with him the whole time like he

1:11:53

was he was Happy though, cuz I was like they're persuading

1:11:56

the killer not to kill us. Why do

1:11:58

you think you're gonna kill you? No, I don't know I kept

1:12:00

swearing and saying weird things. She's

1:12:02

making that up. No, I'm not, no. She

1:12:05

was talking about how girls, some girl was

1:12:07

flushing tampons in the boat, but the way

1:12:09

he was talking about it was so scary.

1:12:11

Like he was imitating the girls, laughing. He's

1:12:13

like, you're lying too. We were all there.

1:12:15

I was like, no, she took it first, like

1:12:18

how it actually was. How it

1:12:20

actually is. It is definitely your like perception. Like

1:12:22

you're right, the way you would prefer it. And

1:12:24

you're gonna gut us alive out here like this.

1:12:26

I'm like, oh, he's so funny. Oh

1:12:29

my god. Was he cute? Was he

1:12:31

good looking? He was cute. And that's

1:12:33

who we're driver. We had on the way to dry

1:12:35

bar in New Jersey. Oh,

1:12:38

is that was crazy? What happened? We had an Uber

1:12:40

driver like straight up almost die behind the wheel. Like

1:12:42

all of a sudden he just said it. Not even

1:12:44

when I was talking. Oh my God. I thought he

1:12:46

was a murderer. You go first. Oh, you're talking about

1:12:48

the guy who was hacking. We're talking about the same

1:12:50

guy, but again, just perspective is reality. He said he's

1:12:53

gonna die. Well, he's just, we thought he was having

1:12:55

a heart attack or something because he started clapping so

1:12:57

hard. He like had to pull over. No, but the

1:12:59

irony that that was happening because I thought he was

1:13:01

gonna kill us. Oh, you're like, well, thank God. He's

1:13:04

gonna die first. We get in the car and

1:13:06

he's just like a Long Island guy. And he's

1:13:08

very much like yelling like for, like he's way

1:13:10

too loud. He's just being all, I recorded it.

1:13:12

I could try to find the video, but like,

1:13:15

because I thought we were gonna. Story time. Yes.

1:13:18

And so he's just, whatever. He's like on

1:13:20

his Long Island tangent, but then he like

1:13:22

asked us why we're here. And I'm always

1:13:24

trying to lie. I'm like, dude, there, there's

1:13:26

a stamp convention down the street.

1:13:28

I'm here. I'm never, whatever. But he like gets it out

1:13:30

of us that we like have a show. And then that's

1:13:33

the worst. Cause then you're in this Uber. And it's usually

1:13:35

like some millennial who like knows nothing about what we do.

1:13:37

And then they're grilling you try, you're trying to

1:13:39

explain it, whatever. He asked us if

1:13:41

we're a political podcast. And then like, oh

1:13:43

yeah. And then he asked which side we're

1:13:45

on. Oh my God. That's what I'm saying.

1:13:47

He's on this whole like right is right

1:13:50

tangent, whatever. And I thought he was gonna

1:13:52

kill us. And I don't even know. Just

1:13:54

because he was Republican. They're

1:13:57

like, I'm your dad. I

1:14:00

don't know, it's taxis and I'm starting to

1:14:02

think that way. No, no, not because he

1:14:05

was a Republican, but how like how passionate

1:14:07

he was about it. Okay, he was scaring

1:14:09

me. I think maybe your perception is just

1:14:11

paranoid, which I am with you. I would

1:14:13

be that for sure. I always am like,

1:14:15

I'm leaving if it feels uncomfortable. But no,

1:14:17

he was definitely just like a very normal

1:14:20

New Jersey man. He was so funny. Oh

1:14:24

my gosh. He

1:14:30

like put his braids in the

1:14:32

front like, oh, you California color. Wow. Okay.

1:14:36

It sounds cute. It sounds like fun. I had a maneuver

1:14:38

driver in one of the cities that I let him give

1:14:40

me a whole tour of the city. He

1:14:43

dropped me off at the wrong place and we didn't even

1:14:45

care. Me and Allison, we let him show us every historical

1:14:47

place is so cute. That's also scary though. They just start

1:14:49

taking on their own journey. It's like, you could tell him

1:14:51

it was like the most excitement he'd ever had. It

1:14:53

was like, you know, I

1:14:56

miss out on a lot of awesome human

1:14:58

experiences because of my paranoia. I

1:15:00

wonder what did that to you. But I

1:15:02

feel like I've experienced more good people than I have

1:15:04

bad people. I agree. No,

1:15:07

I don't. I'm like 90% bad people. No,

1:15:09

I don't think I know any good

1:15:11

people like, and anytime I say someone's good, it turned out to

1:15:13

be bad. Like literally like six months later,

1:15:15

it's like they're the worst person ever. I'm like, they're

1:15:17

actually pretty good. And it's like horrible. I like don't

1:15:19

ever say people are good anymore. Cause I'm like, I

1:15:22

agree with that. Something crazy will come out and stuff.

1:15:24

And then maybe it's like what I think is bad

1:15:26

too. Cause like someone could do the worst thing to

1:15:28

me. And I'm like, Oh, well, that's true. Everything I

1:15:30

can take online. I can't let go. Like those, the

1:15:32

college girls who got murdered in like Idaho or

1:15:34

whatever. Like, Oh yeah. Like they're

1:15:36

like an advanced or a new, the ones that there

1:15:38

was like survivors, like there was two survivors, that one.

1:15:40

Yeah, I think so. Stuff like that

1:15:42

is so scary to me. I like whenever I hear stuff, I'm beside

1:15:45

it. I turn it right away. I'm like, I don't want to hear

1:15:47

it. Cause it'll be in my head too. That's going to happen. That's

1:15:49

why I'm so paranoid. I

1:15:51

never, I didn't like that.

1:15:53

I'm looking up the Idaho murders. They found

1:15:55

an audio recording. Do you know about

1:15:57

this? Not really. Brian Coberger. He

1:16:00

looks like a completely hot normal guy. It's always

1:16:02

that. He came and he... Oh

1:16:04

my God! First hot A-list boyfriend just texted.

1:16:06

What did he say? Is that a text or DM? A

1:16:09

text. Oh my God. What did he say? This is the most

1:16:11

excitement I've ever had. He sent me this. It says if her

1:16:13

phone looks like this, just focus on yourself, King. And I have

1:16:15

that on the back of my phone. He knows that. You have

1:16:17

that on your phone. That's what he was like, what is that?

1:16:20

That's crazy video. Wait, why is he so obsessed

1:16:22

with you? I'm so... Oh

1:16:24

my God. I don't want to be obsessed with him.

1:16:27

Why doesn't anybody I want to be obsessed with him?

1:16:29

He is so hot. He's like iconic, legendary. I would

1:16:31

do anything to date him. Literally. Damn.

1:16:34

You're crazy. I would be so giddy. I

1:16:36

probably saw that a bit. Oh my God. Literally. I'm giddy

1:16:38

for you. She's like over it. She's like rolling her eyes

1:16:41

at his texts. That's so crazy. Can we go? I only

1:16:43

left my house. I would battle with you. Honestly,

1:16:45

we should. Like a little field trip. I'm

1:16:48

not even actually kidding. That would be everything.

1:16:50

I would be scared of getting murdered. I'm trying to figure out

1:16:52

these Idaho murders. That's when I'm scared

1:16:55

of getting murdered. That's that person. I think that's that

1:16:57

person. He could be scared. That's crazy. He

1:16:59

could finally become scared of someone and it's just him. He's like

1:17:01

a nameless, like famous person. Yes. Those are always

1:17:03

the worst ones. That's true. Like

1:17:06

Phil Spector, OJ Simpson, Army Hammer.

1:17:09

Is that real? Did he actually eat people or

1:17:11

that's like. Well, he was like doing weird shit.

1:17:13

I'm pretty sure he was like eating tampons and

1:17:15

stuff. Oh, that's better than eating flesh. I don't

1:17:17

think I, I think I would rather my boyfriend

1:17:19

eat literal flesh than a tampon. A tampon? A

1:17:21

used tampon. I mean a tampon is not your

1:17:23

skin. Yeah, but like at least like meat. I

1:17:26

don't know. That's true. Army Hammer looks

1:17:28

normal too. effects

1:17:30

of cannibalism. They're kind of crazy. Wait,

1:17:33

actually. Did you see that girl on your 40-foot face

1:17:35

that was like, let me explain to you the psychological

1:17:37

effects of. Yes, and then I went down a rabbit

1:17:39

hole. Wait, what are they? Apparently it just really actually

1:17:41

fucks up your head. Like just like

1:17:43

your thought process and shit. Like it really psychologically

1:17:46

like damages you if you eat human. Well, of

1:17:48

course, I think you're already there if you're eating

1:17:50

human, you're already psychological. Damn it. Yeah, it's like,

1:17:52

I don't think that's it. Do

1:17:54

you love those stuff? Like Cannibal Holocaust, like those movies?

1:17:57

I've never seen that. I don't know. Hannibal

1:18:00

Holocaust. No, no, no. Wait. Oh, wait. Is that a

1:18:02

movie? Yeah, the horror movie. I think they did a

1:18:04

remake. I think Eli Roth did like the green inferno

1:18:06

and it's like a remake of that. Eli

1:18:08

Roth is not the guy who made Thanksgiving. Yeah.

1:18:11

You guys love that. My best friend wrote that movie.

1:18:13

They were so cannibal in that. They

1:18:15

want each other. I watched it. I went to the is

1:18:18

it good? Oh, it's a vista. I was

1:18:20

supposed to go, but he told me last minute. I was

1:18:22

like, I know she was there. I

1:18:24

thought it was a cute movie. I love seeing Addison, right?

1:18:26

Just like act. I'm all for Addison.

1:18:28

I winning. Me too. Now I am

1:18:31

too. When I found out at first, though, because I've known Jeff,

1:18:33

the one who wrote it and Eli since I was like 18

1:18:35

when Thanksgiving was like a parody. And I liked a biggest fan

1:18:37

of how I met them of Thanksgiving. So I was like one

1:18:39

day when this movie gets made, it's been 18 years in the

1:18:41

making. I'm like, I'll have a part. And then when I saw

1:18:43

that I like didn't have part, I was like so mad. He's

1:18:45

like, well, we can only hire three American actors. So it

1:18:47

was only like Patrick Dempsey, Addison Ray and like someone else.

1:18:49

I was like, Milo, it had to be there

1:18:52

another one. And no, Milo's American. Oh,

1:18:55

really? Yeah. I just

1:18:58

thought he was from somewhere else. He feels so

1:19:00

transplanted. They filmed in Canada and had to

1:19:02

hire like only Canadians, according to my friends. And

1:19:04

I was like, why didn't you give me like a part in that? That's like I was so

1:19:06

pissed because I've known him for so long. We were there since I was 18. And

1:19:09

we met because of Thanksgiving. And I was like a fan.

1:19:11

And I was like, and it would have been so easy

1:19:13

to have a partner because you could have been running around

1:19:15

the grocery store. He literally wrote a part like a cheerleading

1:19:17

coach and said, you guys like that. I was like, this

1:19:19

is so annoying. And I like known this guy for like

1:19:21

a best, best friend. I was so pissed. Have you ever been

1:19:23

in a movie? No, that's like my dream, though. I want

1:19:25

to be one. I bet it'll happen like this year. What movie

1:19:27

would I have been in? I don't know. You

1:19:29

said it like Modern Family. Yeah, like little

1:19:32

extra parts. But I did that for a second,

1:19:34

too. I did the background. What were you on?

1:19:37

I did How to Get Away with Murder. I did like a

1:19:39

couple of random things. Did you? What were you? Just in

1:19:41

the back. I was in general hospital. No,

1:19:43

I did a boo. The funny one was How to

1:19:45

Get Away with Murder because I got like randomly bumped.

1:19:47

And then I was like a law student and it

1:19:49

was like Viola Davis. And it was amazing. I love

1:19:51

it. How did you get into acting? How did you

1:19:53

even get into that? Well, I came here for action,

1:19:55

but that's different. Like central casting is like you literally

1:19:57

did. Did you get to go through central casting? show

1:20:00

up there at literally 4am and

1:20:02

it's like they cut off the line at a certain time

1:20:05

so people like camp out in front of central casting and

1:20:07

you have to show up with like your social security card

1:20:09

your birth certificate all this information it's like it's like a

1:20:11

huge thing you go and you sign up there's a whole

1:20:13

course that you take and then they

1:20:15

take like your photo and your um like

1:20:17

specifications so like they'll say

1:20:19

like we need two blonde girls tomorrow for Grey's

1:20:22

Anatomy like casting call like you have to wear

1:20:24

this boba and you have to be the first

1:20:26

person to submit and then if you get

1:20:28

it you go yeah it's really how early you submit

1:20:30

because they want someone like now and like

1:20:32

they'll like cast the first people that submit that's how I

1:20:35

always got them too I like submitted so but it was

1:20:37

fun because you're checking constantly and it would be like all

1:20:39

this and it would be amazing things we do it now

1:20:41

like 2 and a half minutes yeah I don't think you

1:20:44

would enjoy it very much yeah because it's a lot of

1:20:46

just sitting around and like it's very catacall too where it's

1:20:48

like we need like you just say they like they don't

1:20:50

want you pee like they're very just like don't treat it's

1:20:52

not like star quality yeah I don't care about you at

1:20:54

all yeah but it would be fun to be I always

1:20:56

wanted to do it because I had fun at the time

1:20:58

like just being background in a show or something it would

1:21:00

be so funny to do it now because it would be like

1:21:03

what the fuck is like yeah I think

1:21:05

two and a half men was it when

1:21:07

I was doing it so I was like

1:21:09

always in the background not through that show

1:21:12

but yeah it's like a long

1:21:14

story there's like a the charlie sheen story is like long it's

1:21:16

not really like I met him it's like that's a long no

1:21:18

it's just like such a long story and also to be

1:21:20

fair I like don't remember a lot of it so I

1:21:23

never tell it because I'm just like I have a thought

1:21:25

like a foggy memory of it it's a funny it's

1:21:28

a long story like you don't want me to tell you I'm like

1:21:31

I want nothing more than a long story because that's

1:21:33

why they're like protecting me because I'm just like wait

1:21:35

like sometimes I'm like did I hit like imagine that

1:21:37

or did it happen so that one's a fuzzy one

1:21:39

If it was like a clear cut like this story

1:21:41

happened that I like tell it but that one is

1:21:43

a fuzzy one I feel the same way. Yeah, remember

1:21:45

a lot of your life or no? no. Well I

1:21:47

think we're talking about this where you like you want

1:21:49

people to tell you so you like remember because when

1:21:51

someone like triggers something in me or I'm like oh

1:21:53

yeah now I remember like yeah then I do but

1:21:55

it's like a lot of stuff I don't remember at

1:21:57

all and yeah I don't remember anything. It makes sense.

1:22:00

Really sad yeah me feel our like

1:22:02

childhood don't remember like with a little

1:22:04

less school on like sign of a

1:22:06

nice and then yeah my early twenties

1:22:08

and or member see my i remember.

1:22:10

Everything as late as I remember like the

1:22:12

what I wore on the fourth day. ally

1:22:15

like I remember really every little detail as

1:22:17

crazy as and language is pretty easy for

1:22:19

like trauma news you like eating like like

1:22:21

people block out like what I really remember

1:22:23

that he remember the tom I roll my

1:22:25

teachers though like that's one thing to i

1:22:27

was I would like cycle analyze them and

1:22:29

like. And on I was weird.

1:22:32

I. I I can remember like I

1:22:34

guess I'm now I'm thinking on like I don't

1:22:36

really remember. My first grade teacher was definitely a

1:22:38

slot. You know Miss

1:22:40

Highsmith, I just I know as as Brand and

1:22:42

I did a like i know that she was

1:22:44

late. For Miss

1:22:46

Us. So. We eyes on nudes

1:22:48

and when I'm a teacher sounds really you would have

1:22:50

to use just letting us good like movie Reid's playing

1:22:52

with her phone. And a Why? And

1:22:55

then she had news. and there as a

1:22:57

damn lie, Nunes, I. Sit. Sit. To.

1:22:59

School. Back and members

1:23:02

and I was in eighth grade and I think

1:23:04

she's really, really traumatized. Fitted. With i

1:23:06

guess who are teacher she was like our friends yeah yeah

1:23:08

but like also like she doesn't want us to see her

1:23:10

new. He. Of us so it's it's likely

1:23:12

Duncan thrive on now firmly on how do we

1:23:14

go on that word have you are saying we're

1:23:17

getting some awesome thing for getting stories that are

1:23:19

lacking the I'm I'll address the as as as

1:23:21

as passing was on the that was like the

1:23:23

fun as time. I would love to do a

1:23:26

movie now though like and like says even a

1:23:28

little part yet one before you die Now I

1:23:30

am so not above like use it like I

1:23:32

love that Addison.cast for being an insult like I

1:23:35

love that the I would read while amazing I

1:23:37

want hides I believe there should be allowed to

1:23:39

cheat the system and I also began. Can ask

1:23:41

do acts he will do not have a got

1:23:44

it in about how hard acting is that your

1:23:46

religious gave her apart less memorizing all of that

1:23:48

and doing that is so I think it's the

1:23:50

hardest fucking job and why. And it's not like

1:23:52

super glamorous like she could make so much more

1:23:55

money doing something else like you know she probably

1:23:57

like really like saying cares about it yet I

1:23:59

wasn't really. a low-budget movie too, so. I

1:24:02

just, but like, I'm just saying, it wasn't much. I

1:24:08

didn't know Thanksgiving was like a whole lore. Like I thought

1:24:10

that was the first one of that. No, it came out

1:24:12

in 2007, I was 18, and

1:24:14

it came out in a Quentin Tarantino movie called

1:24:16

Grind House, and I was obsessed. I just finished

1:24:18

high school, I was like three days out, and

1:24:21

Eli Roth sent me like a DM, because he saw that

1:24:23

I was obsessed with Quentin Tarantino, and he's like, oh, Grind

1:24:25

House, I just come out. And so he had sent me,

1:24:27

he's like, oh, you should come to the New Beverly cinema,

1:24:30

which is where Peter Quentin owns. And that's when I

1:24:32

first met Eli and Quentin, I was like 18, I have a picture with

1:24:34

them, I have no idea. Did you ever use a channel at that

1:24:36

time? Yes, huh? No, no, no, people think I dated Quentin,

1:24:39

I wish I dated Quentin Tarantino. They were like picking up

1:24:41

on like, cuddly, no, no, no, no, no, no, not at

1:24:43

all, for real, for real. I would have, I'd be like

1:24:45

so proud to say that. Both him and

1:24:47

Eli were like so like, still to this day, like

1:24:49

the nicest, like genuine, like not creepy, to me anyways,

1:24:52

I don't know, I don't know how they are, but

1:24:54

like they were so nice. And so, yeah, they

1:24:56

had a fake trailer called Thanksgiving in the middle

1:24:59

of these two double features, and my friend Jeff

1:25:01

wrote it and was off with a pilgrim, and

1:25:03

then Eli directed it. And I stalked Jeff on

1:25:05

Eli's page and like befriended him, so I could be

1:25:07

like, if they made the movie for real. So I was like

1:25:09

befriending him like at an early age. So you've been at it

1:25:11

forever. Yeah, I've been at it forever, and I told him that

1:25:13

too, like I was like, I started a friendship because I wanted

1:25:16

to get in these movies. And like, come on, you were playing

1:25:18

the long game for sure. Yeah. It's

1:25:20

literally been 18 years. And we did become really actual

1:25:22

best friends, like he's still like my best friend, like

1:25:24

he came to my wedding, and like he's always, like

1:25:26

we've just always been like really close, but he helped

1:25:28

me move like everything. Well maybe it could be in

1:25:30

Thanksgiving too. They are doing a sequel, I told him

1:25:32

that, but he's like, yeah, of course. And I was

1:25:34

like, okay, but this one time I could have been

1:25:36

in this movie. I was so sad. That's such a

1:25:38

nice opportunity, like if I knew that Trisha Paytas wanted

1:25:40

to be in my movie, like I would write the

1:25:42

whole movie around. Oh my god, you just signed a

1:25:44

day. Yes, congratulations. I know, they were, we were

1:25:46

talking about that, the agency thing, I was like, that's so weird. When

1:25:48

she announced it on cancel, that's like, yeah, you played? Like

1:25:51

at the same time. Oh my god, how fun. Such

1:25:56

a crazy feeling, especially like for you. How long have

1:25:58

you had a YouTube? Like. Did you become famous

1:26:00

on YouTube? I don't know, I guess just everything. Yeah, like I've

1:26:02

had it since I was 18, so like 2006. Yeah,

1:26:05

so like it's been 18 years, I'll be 36

1:26:08

this year, so 18 years. And

1:26:10

my YouTube was dedicated to Quentin Tarantino, so I had like

1:26:12

50 videos dedicated to him. And that's how Eli saw him,

1:26:14

he saw my pain, and was like, oh my God, this

1:26:16

girl's like obsessed. You had 50 videos dedicated to him? Yeah,

1:26:19

they're still up. I have like poems I wrote to Quentin

1:26:21

Tarantino. I love how biotchy you are about everything. I was

1:26:23

like, I'm gonna meet him. I really thought like I would

1:26:25

like get in and meet him and be in a movie

1:26:27

or something like that. And I don't know, never happened. It

1:26:30

didn't need to happen. I feel like

1:26:33

sincerely I'm so about manifesting and just talking about things

1:26:35

as of late. Like I feel like this right now,

1:26:37

this conversation, you're gonna end up being in a crazy

1:26:39

movie. I hope so. I

1:26:42

was like, I kinda wanna act. You know, it sounds like crazy, because I'm like

1:26:44

36 and like what? But like, I don't know, I just wanna be in one

1:26:46

thing. I don't need to be in like a TV show. And I also don't

1:26:48

know if I'm a good actress. I have no idea, but. I know

1:26:50

you are, are you kidding me? I don't know. You

1:26:52

are, you would commit. I think it's so different to

1:26:55

like do lines and like act. And I don't know,

1:26:57

it just sounds fun. I'm horrible,

1:26:59

horrible at it. What'd you do to

1:27:01

skip the night, right? Horrible. That was good. But

1:27:03

because I was being mean, it wasn't good. You

1:27:05

know where you played The Maury Show? Yeah,

1:27:08

that was wild. I thought that was real at the time. I watched

1:27:11

it back the other day and I was like, wait,

1:27:13

did they think it was real or they called you

1:27:15

guys? No, it was all planned fake. That was another

1:27:17

Elijah Daniel stint. I'm telling you, he reached out to

1:27:19

The Maury Show. It's hilarious, but that was some of

1:27:21

your back work. That was, no,

1:27:24

but what do you mean? You

1:27:26

were acting. Me, kind of though. Well, that's what

1:27:28

it should be. I think if you ever are

1:27:30

in a movie, it should be like a role

1:27:32

that's like pretty much you. Okay, but I just,

1:27:34

I was in this movie that never ended up

1:27:36

coming out. You acted? I tried it. I tried

1:27:38

it. Remember, Pangeeta? It was called

1:27:40

Candy Flip. What? And Jessica Belkin starred

1:27:42

in it and she played this girl

1:27:44

and it was her 21st birthday. And it was actually

1:27:46

at the house that I had my 21st birthday

1:27:49

at, which was so weird randomly. So like, and

1:27:51

it was just this whole thing. She played this

1:27:53

like LA Socialite, like whatever.

1:27:55

And I Think that's why they wanted me

1:27:57

in the movie because the character that she

1:27:59

was playing. Very much like media. Until

1:28:01

then I came on. I played heard wrong,

1:28:03

friends. think about that. I'm playing that song

1:28:05

friend, I am So good. It's outlet. Yeah,

1:28:08

someone like hundred and really dry. Yeah. I

1:28:10

know method I know yeah but as a second

1:28:13

I have these lines in it was like what

1:28:15

are we doing and a girl like I was

1:28:17

like what are we doing tonight girl like I'd

1:28:19

say or something really serious. I get I get

1:28:22

like that seasons hims really over at his shoe

1:28:24

life. I completely like forget him and and coach

1:28:26

for you like something on Saturday that given acting

1:28:28

coach to help ya I think anyone could have

1:28:31

tried to thought you don't I sell me a

1:28:33

wired it's it's it's that would be used as

1:28:35

I would be delegates. I agree one of those

1:28:37

franchises for sure like apparently I would love for

1:28:40

you to do. Something like completely opposite

1:28:42

of what you are like a

1:28:44

legal working, a corporate like. Display.

1:28:46

I moved or alliance and beings as like

1:28:48

of. And are no I don't know what I

1:28:50

would play either either. In as a play something close to meet of I

1:28:53

don't think I can see myself. And. It out. And.

1:28:56

And Rebel Wilson's Korea Li I wasn't her book on

1:28:58

the way everyone up all those parts you know like

1:29:00

I like i need to hire book is it crazy?

1:29:02

yes yes yes as a lot lot of high with

1:29:04

story that is interesting and yes lobbying satellite what I

1:29:06

like love you know like really to that's that's where

1:29:09

com parts crazy where it like the second thing about

1:29:11

and like the crit you to drop his hands in

1:29:13

front of it like this crazy shit yeah I wondered

1:29:15

why you're fired me as write a book denials into

1:29:17

her buchan I spy really we're at a bucking like.

1:29:20

Say. Like a bunch of names to and

1:29:22

that he doesn't is a crazy dramatic would. Just

1:29:24

like all the names that I've encountered. High would

1:29:27

see that us and wife Kathy Griffin has this

1:29:29

book where it's literally and eight as the celebrity

1:29:31

encountered dictionary like screen of a language that each

1:29:33

chapter is a letter. So like chapter T she

1:29:36

writes all about her encounters with Taylor Swift among

1:29:38

all of us and it's such a disease that

1:29:40

like that there would be so I'm Ceo after

1:29:42

he's I am I doing a buck as a

1:29:45

cut yourself under that name. names that are now

1:29:47

and with you I would you like and but

1:29:49

aired in the pie. Their. Specific in L,

1:29:51

A to Z dating which is amazing and

1:29:53

the last minute about my own of the

1:29:56

idol I'm in Ohio in Holland Guys you

1:29:58

damned as I know whether innocent. Because

1:30:00

you're so lucky I wasn't. really. I think

1:30:02

it's more I'm interested in them. Now.

1:30:05

Now now these are like. Somebody.

1:30:07

That lives in New? Yeah. just not interested

1:30:10

in the people that are interested in here.

1:30:12

I am I, What I heard and that

1:30:14

completely. I love people who hate me. Like

1:30:18

that the for a long time Sweet Limbs was another

1:30:20

jama. When you came on I was looking. I never.

1:30:22

Never. Been radically Things like them with accessing public sliminess

1:30:25

going to get is ready see like topic things that

1:30:27

be one an hour and like humans are not betty

1:30:29

them model that horrible say like never got a bit

1:30:31

about a northwest with or something I don't have. I'm

1:30:33

getting it right were like you said. Your.

1:30:35

Exes are ugly or your exes or uglier

1:30:38

biases are other. Someone said that for the

1:30:40

Fsf as a smile on my items are

1:30:42

hideous. yeah the ones that I don't have

1:30:44

room to call her exes ugly but only

1:30:46

out the guy ever have abandoned by his

1:30:48

hi vis and we can mutually agree that

1:30:50

we both have dated some fucking lizards and

1:30:52

I know how to identify lizards because that.

1:30:55

Is mice history? It's funny because them to

1:30:57

go on tour mccullough me he was at.

1:30:59

why would for of state Clinton came like

1:31:02

so I would have a news addict undereducated

1:31:04

Iran was if I was trying to explain

1:31:06

some a coma this like Beautiful Mans the

1:31:08

lore of dating an ugly guy like this.

1:31:10

sounds like there's I said, I really didn't

1:31:13

even like stinky. I mean yeah I did.

1:31:15

But noble you you romanticized that the guidelines

1:31:17

are to find them hot. Were.

1:31:21

Young guy that gives the i don't that whether they're

1:31:24

hot people as their look said. As.

1:31:26

A blizzard. I know you and I know that

1:31:28

you I need a hot air and out Now

1:31:30

it's like a if they all suck anyway they

1:31:33

need to be hahaha Licensing Iran is I'm talking

1:31:35

to Now it's hot and you can guarantee it.

1:31:37

Yep that's it. End of the and Lepage Decide

1:31:39

not you're in your house I ask is your

1:31:42

own It's either a leader, decide, keynote and acquired

1:31:44

tastes. You know their dislike him right looking good

1:31:46

I like it over an ugly like obviously they're

1:31:48

going to be nice and amazing of their mother

1:31:51

are lovely that aware assume that says that is

1:31:53

so so so fucking room yeah I'll such as

1:31:55

loves like body. modifications i guess i guys

1:31:57

who were weird shit and tassie their face

1:31:59

Like I love the like rage against the

1:32:01

machine. Like a lot of guys with like

1:32:04

moon boots. Yeah. Wait, you mean

1:32:06

moon boots? Aren't they kind of a slave? I

1:32:09

don't know. Like the puffy ones. The type

1:32:11

that I dated who addressed so crazy. He's

1:32:13

having a baby now. And I'm like thinking

1:32:16

he's having a baby. And I'm like, it's

1:32:19

so crazy to me. Like imagining

1:32:21

him as a father. Does it make you feel some type

1:32:23

of way when that happens and they like move on or

1:32:25

are you like totally over the people? Not him. Cause I

1:32:27

like whatever we did was like, we might as well just

1:32:30

been friends. Like who just, you know what I mean? Like

1:32:32

we're still great friends. Like, okay. So you stay

1:32:34

friends with your exes. Yeah, definitely for the

1:32:36

most part. Unless it's like a traumatizing hole I

1:32:38

go down. You know what I mean? Then it's

1:32:40

like harder. That's great.

1:32:43

Do you stay friends with your exes? I've

1:32:45

never had the option. It just

1:32:47

ends tumultuously. You're like, no, thank you.

1:32:49

Yeah. Like really. I don't think

1:32:51

that's better. Like even it's so hard to

1:32:54

like sometimes nurture our friendship with

1:32:56

an ex too. All right,

1:32:58

people like lately, I'm like always checking on Chris and

1:33:00

like trying to like make sure he's gonna hang

1:33:02

out. Well my thing is I won't leave until I hate somebody. Like

1:33:05

yeah. Like it's not like,

1:33:07

oh yeah, no. It's always like

1:33:09

by the time it's over, it's like something caught

1:33:11

fire. And you've always been the one to leave?

1:33:14

Oh no. No, I'm not

1:33:16

good at that. What about the Clinton one? Did you

1:33:18

leave with me? He's like, I don't want to talk.

1:33:20

Can you believe that? He was like, can you believe

1:33:22

that? He like on record, he broke up with me.

1:33:25

You would have taken him back and you would have

1:33:27

said I killed his mom. That's how I know that

1:33:29

I like something is so mentally wrong with me. That's

1:33:31

how I knew I had it to be like, that's

1:33:34

anyone who thinks I'm not mentally ill can look

1:33:36

at that situation and say, checks

1:33:39

out. That was just such a

1:33:41

dark time. But I mean, whatever. I love that

1:33:43

the traction on the hate for him is in

1:33:46

full effect right now. I love it. I

1:33:48

keep getting tagged in TikToks about him and it makes me

1:33:50

so much. So many girls coming forward now who were like,

1:33:52

oh yeah, I dated him too. I dated him too. I'm

1:33:54

like, you really start

1:33:56

a whole movement when you date people and break

1:33:58

up with them. Well. Nobody really cared

1:34:00

about that one until now we just like ran all the

1:34:02

sudden people care about it I think recent or like they

1:34:05

dated him back then when you did Oh,

1:34:07

could you say you found out he cheated on a girlfriend

1:34:09

with you? Yeah, did

1:34:11

you know that at the time? No, I didn't know until

1:34:13

like well into our relationship but also he when he was

1:34:15

dating her that's when he killed his mom off and

1:34:17

she Was dating him at the time

1:34:19

and she flew out to see him stayed with him for three

1:34:21

months straight He grieved her the whole time Like

1:34:24

she like this the day her his mom supposedly

1:34:26

died She flew out and stayed with him for

1:34:28

three months straight and the mom was just sick

1:34:30

and the mom was at Jolly B that hard

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like three months straight. He every day. He was

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my mom just died. My mom just died my mom That's

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like the most wild thing ever.

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Yeah, what's her heart? It's

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one thing to say your mom about your right

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now She's probably in a strip mall like shopping

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and he's like yeah like and he's still The

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girlfriend also didn't know I I told her

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that I when we broke I went to her and I

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said by the way The time line did you know did you

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know that his mom is alive and she was floored?

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That's wild It's like one

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thing to say Oh my dad died when I was like a

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kid like ten years ago But to say like it just happened

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come see me like that's crazy Yeah, he would like mix up

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the stories like sometimes it was cancer. Sometimes she fell down the

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stairs Like one time I made a joke. I was like hi

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I was like, what would you do if I just fucking fell

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down the stairs right now? And he didn't talk to me for

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hours because his mom fell down the stairs and died I Find

1:35:22

out that she's just kicking Oh like imagine him

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like really making me feel so bad about that

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like oh and I felt so insensitive I'm like,

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I didn't know she fell down the stairs and

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died That's yeah like actual

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psychopath like that's so weird That

1:35:36

night like at my house where he may had you on my

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balcony for like hours on facetime because he was like all sad

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Yeah, I was about to go do a podcast and he was

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like how dare you not come here right now with everything that's

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