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Hello and welcome back

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to the canceled podcast.

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Today we are joined with the one

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and only Paige Cameron. It's

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like doo doo doo doo. We've

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been begging Paige to come on forever and

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she always is too shy. I get nervous. I

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get nervous. I'm like sweating. I know it's very

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lost voices are so hot. Like that is the

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one thing I do. No, you know, you know,

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I was on the phone with a man last

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night and he goes, you sound like Tana. Yeah,

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that's the thing is it's like fun to have it occasionally,

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not just like all the time. I used to scream into

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my another pick me activity. I used to scream into my

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fellow and feel and try to lose my voice. And I

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could be like, oh, I lost my voice. Oh, yeah, no,

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no. I was like milking that extra hard. I'm like, yeah,

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you do. Like

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screaming my balls off at Lana just to have this. You

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two commit. So Paige is our

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new George Janko. I

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love it. I'm like your religion. I

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don't even know. I'm like, I was just

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going to say who's Logan and who's Mike. Obviously, you're looking

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and I'm like, where's

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George Janko like the discard? I

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know he's like he's like, I don't know. He

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was just like kind of there. No,

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no, no, not in a bad way, but like some

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one day he was just on the podcast. Oh,

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wait, that's my Lord. But then like they started

1:16

making fun of his religion. So then he got

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he left. Oh, and they replaced

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him with Jeff. Oh, OK. I

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didn't. I'm

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like, this is going really well. Oh, so good.

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I'm I was so excited to podcast

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and then I blinked on everything. I can't stop thinking about

1:37

the fact that I think I've been

1:39

taking my makeup too far. Brooke just said I

1:41

have birthday makeup. Which is

1:44

like we have prom. I give

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a cut a solid white cut

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crease. It's like Miami birthday

1:50

girl makeup like 21st in Vegas. It's

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so cute, though. I remember I used to save all these fit

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photos. And like I never knew I had hooded eyes until I

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was an adult. And so I would try to do that. It

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was. Well, I just got carried away today

2:02

trying to cover my stye. I can't believe

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you got a stye I had to get

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that. Dude, I just it is always something

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it is an eye. It is a foot

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It is a toe it is like I

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was looking at my bathroom counter and it

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was like toe fungus cream prescription eye cream

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like prescription oral rinse for fucking like Like

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I fear I'd be too powerful You

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always have some ailment going on but like

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half the time they're not even fucking real.

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Do you remember the time? Oh, I do

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She sent me a picture one night. It was like 11 p.m

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I get a text from Tana's a picture of

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her ankle and it's orange and she's like I

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help I have John this help What do I

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do? Help? You thought she like leprosy or something

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and it was literally it looked it kind of

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you could see like the sock Outline it was

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her fucking Isle of Paradise spill in your bag.

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It got into your sock. I was like Mentally

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ready to amputate like I'm not even kidding

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at all. I was fucking losing my mind

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We'll insert it and we'll actually insert it.

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Okay actually insert wait. I texted Tana this

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morning Well, let no last night. I find

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my toenail in my bed, and you know how I

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glue on my toenails Yeah, so the um hand got

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a glue back on and I just put

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it to the side on my nightstand, whatever Then I'm taking

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a shower Look down

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at my feet and I have both toenails. I go

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Where's that toenail come from whose toenail? I mean

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it has to be like one of mine But

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you ever see how that like happens to the girlies

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like they'll find like a rogue nail in their bed

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And they're like wait I have my whole side like

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it's in the middle exactly what happened or like when

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you find one your boyfriend's Car and you're like hmm.

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Yeah, so now they're like plant seeds I'll like leave

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a hair tie like loose my boyfriend's bed and be

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like oh no that's how I caught a man up

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recently Yeah, I know I said is that four hairs

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that are not mine And

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it's always like the hair tie especially if you're brunette

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you really gotta like be testing the boy and see

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Are you I picked it up, and it was like

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a little crooked I go mine would never I

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Is this perfect no

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that's crazy. I know I was like testing the I

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said this is not I've always got like

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caught men with earrings like I just

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finding earrings that aren't mine Yeah,

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I got that the problem is like they can't

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even deny that one like yeah, that is so

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crazy The last man I dated was questionably um

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gay But

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that's how I like him but it was like after

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our first date I went into his bathroom and he

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had earrings hanging like on a hook And

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a clock lip bro a clock lip on his thing

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and I said I literally walked out I was so

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drunk I go so who is she

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right? What are you talking about? I go the clock clip on

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your sink. He goes to wash my face. I

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pinned my hair back If

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I saw a man pay like twist up

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his little hair into a fucking clip. I

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would kill myself It's

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you going Rag

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brunches, I'm not gonna put me in rock.

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I'm coming out with a man That

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is so shameful and so relatable yeah, it's

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a problem You know what? I want to

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fucking talk about so bad like speaking

5:03

of rock. Oh is the downfall

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of West Hollywood? It's both

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I just I can't I can't even

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been going on It was like a

5:12

ticking time bomb though like that shit

5:14

was bound to like happen so essentially

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there's like all these bars down this

5:18

one Street on sunset in LA and

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it's all the gay bars and You

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know, it's beautiful pride I'm

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all I'm all for it. Okay,

5:33

and a Monica Boulevard is not I

5:37

just want what I'm saying. Like I want people

5:39

to know that I'm not being homophobic this hasn't

5:45

Okay, okay fair so essentially I avoid the

5:47

strip at all costs like anytime anyone's like

5:49

and you're always trying to go I love

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it there. I Just

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like my Disneyland every time I go

5:57

there it's like people it's just evil

5:59

people are fighting like running

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into traffic, like cussing out street polls,

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everyone's roofied, everyone's shit gets stolen, like

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whatever. And there's this one bar. Not

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kidding. We need to talk about that, by

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the way. Yeah, I think Dewey. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm

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gonna get into that. But okay. It

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like essentially I avoid this one bar called the

6:21

Abbey at all costs. Like I've been roofied there a

6:23

million times. And like, a couple times too, it

6:25

was like I ordered a white claw from the

6:27

bar and drank the white claw. Like it's like

6:29

how crack it yourself? I don't

6:31

think so. But like the bartender crafted and handed

6:33

it to me like type shit. You know what

6:36

I mean? And like, I

6:38

don't know, like just the roofing out there,

6:40

whatever. And they're finally doing like a full

6:42

blown investigation on we hold like the Abbey,

6:44

they're getting a full investigation. That's all my

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crazy because there's no one who hasn't been

6:48

roofied there is the thing everyone gets their

6:50

roofie there and their phone stolen there. Everyone

6:52

Yeah. That's like tenants like that's my favorite

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place on planet Earth. And like, they've been

6:56

shut down so many times for like drugs

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and roofing and all that. You're

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like, it's my favorite. I can't deal.

7:02

That's just stresses me out way too

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much. I'm just excited for it. I

7:07

see a documentary about

7:09

we have rumors often

7:13

get taken out of hand. And

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we have that on our hands right

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now. And we do I sent you

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this is about the TikTok I sent you last

7:22

night. I sent a tanda

7:25

tiktok and it's like, wait, you explain

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it. Well, I'm just I don't I don't know

7:29

all the lore. I feel like God, basically, the

7:31

tiktok was like a Reddit like someone had written

7:34

this like whole Reddit situation.

7:36

Because everyone's like,

7:38

you know, having a conversation about what has gone on

7:40

with Lila and the group and whatever. And

7:43

it has been taken so far. I mean,

7:45

you would not believe the thing. It's like

7:47

the light is being accused of like that.

7:49

I wired her 20 grams on that Hawaii

7:52

flight to like not go to jail and

7:54

kept it and called her like

7:56

a fucking stupid. It's been so

7:59

blown out proportion but it's like

8:01

I feel bad like and I just I

8:03

don't want it hurt I don't want it

8:05

to go down like that you know so

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Tana did not lie or wire Lila $20,000

8:10

and like her that up this whole

8:12

she also wasn't robbing us yeah

8:15

she was not

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robbing us this

8:20

whole shebang also people are making

8:22

it all over that like smoking on the flight

8:24

thing and it's nothing like I need to say

8:26

this to her as well so maybe I'm like

8:28

a little ahead of myself but I just want

8:30

to say like I appreciate all

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of the memories that like we

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had with Lila and I do think that she

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is like the funniest person alive obviously

8:39

that's why like I kept her around for so

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long I like loved being around her in so

8:44

many capacities and I just like I

8:47

wish nothing but the best for her and I

8:49

want people to know that like I hope she

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absolutely plays and has like an amazing life

8:54

and there can be such a point where you

8:56

know maybe we cross paths later in life and

8:58

see we align and yeah and I just like

9:00

it's not this big like drama beef thing I

9:03

think I'm just in this place where I'm like

9:05

really refining you know

9:07

everything it really like nothing ended

9:10

horribly more like cutting

9:12

ties and just like I don't

9:16

know like I felt like I was doing it kind

9:18

of on my own time I really feel like our

9:20

two situations were like separate from one another it wasn't

9:22

even really like nothing happened no one caught fire like

9:25

it wasn't like this huge fight I just personally I

9:27

don't know that's not the vibe I'm on right the

9:29

second it's not to say I won't be on that

9:31

vibe later but I'm not right now and I've seen

9:33

her out and like we were super civil and everything

9:36

like there's no bad blood there's no huge beef that

9:38

happened yeah same I don't I can't remember I want

9:40

nothing is nothing but the best for her I think

9:42

I would be like such a sociopath if I didn't

9:44

you know what I mean like I spent so many

9:46

years yeah with like with

9:48

and around her it's not like it's like

9:51

this big crazy blowout happened I just think I'm

9:54

in like a really reclusive

9:56

stage of my life and a

9:58

really really wholesome one Yeah, so

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it's like two different paths of life and

10:02

that's fine like friends separate and that's life

10:04

Yeah, when you no longer have common interests,

10:07

just about like whatever you're gonna talk about Also,

10:09

I think if we should have learned

10:11

anything over the time that we've all been friends

10:13

It's that we like the Mindy

10:16

situation It sucks when everybody's just going

10:18

and bullying somebody like I don't

10:20

think Lila's this horrible person and everyone's like literally

10:22

making her So I'm like she's like like it's

10:24

I think all the bullying is just like so

10:26

fucking unnecessary And I don't want to be any

10:28

part of any of that because that's exactly what

10:30

I'm trying to grow Yeah, I'm like guys. Let

10:32

me bully her on my own time We

10:37

always talk about that it's like it's so one thing like To

10:40

care about your friend or to say some shit

10:42

about your friend But like the internet just takes

10:44

shit way too fucking far. I know and no

10:46

one got robbed Yeah, and people just like drawing

10:48

their own conclusions. It's crazy like yeah, nothing happened

10:51

like truly nothing happened I feel that completely speaking

10:53

of the internet though taking things like way too

10:55

fucking far Have you seen all that shit with

10:57

Dixie D'Amelio? Yes, but she

10:59

just made the funniest response literally ever Okay,

11:01

essentially all these people are accusing Dixie of

11:03

being on drugs and she has a

11:06

response It was like during a live where

11:08

she was organizing her closet or something, right?

11:10

I so understand exactly how that happened like

11:12

it's so me I agree that she does

11:14

resemble a crack head low-key in

11:16

that video But I think that that can happen

11:18

if you have ADHD and you're just skinny Yeah,

11:20

I didn't I didn't see the OG video but

11:23

like oh you gotta put me Put

11:25

me on Adderall and put me in a closet

11:27

and put me on live like babe like I'm

11:29

funny She was just being like goofy and funny,

11:31

and then everyone's like it's snowing Give

11:34

me one viveance. I'm picking up dust with tweezers

11:36

off my floor like Putting

11:40

my dishes in alphabetical order seriously Like

11:43

I'm on my Hollywood Boulevard shit to low-key when I

11:45

take some Adderall like I just start yelling shit and

11:47

whatever It's funny though her response. Why

11:49

is everyone saying it's snowing? It's so nice out. This is some

11:51

shit. I would do on cocoa Like

11:56

I don't know if she is I don't I

12:00

don't think she is. I don't either. As someone

12:02

who has definitely been on coke on the internet

12:04

way too many times. I don't think

12:06

she is. Yeah, you guys remember the. My

12:08

friend skipping. Can I just say that? Can I say that

12:10

now? Like that was

12:12

that was you did your big one. You

12:16

never forget. Like I was worried. I wasn't even

12:19

there and I was like, Oh God, I should

12:21

I call the police? She dropped her green

12:26

bean casserole was like stepping in it.

12:29

I got hammered on the flight with Ty

12:31

hammered on the flight home from Hawaii. It

12:34

was pouring rain outside. I spent the entire SUV

12:36

ride home with my head out the window of

12:38

the Golden Retriever in the rain. Like

12:40

I still just like thought I was in Hawaii.

12:42

I think I came home jumped directly in the

12:45

pool. Yeah, just that like

12:47

jumped directly in the pool and

12:49

then like when it made a green bean

12:51

casserole wet hair and all shattered it on

12:54

the floor made another one invited every shooter

12:56

I know. What's a shooter mean? You know

12:58

the time I invited my my. Just

13:10

like suede Brooks and Oscar. One

13:18

thing about Hannah is she will make sure that

13:20

there's two people in a room who would never

13:22

ever ever cross paths in life. Otherwise. Absolutely.

13:24

I mean, it's so funny yesterday. Isabella like

13:26

had someone over and it's someone that I

13:29

love. But like just

13:31

someone that I see out in LA and like love

13:33

seeing out in LA and stuff and I was just

13:35

like high as fuck like hat man level, you know,

13:37

and I like get all weird when I'm like,

13:39

you know, in my house, I have a sky

13:41

it's barking and it's like this like LA person like

13:43

you know what I mean on my couch, whatever and

13:46

I'm like pacing about it and hiding in my room

13:48

and then I like thought to myself, I was like,

13:50

Hannah, how the fuck could you ever even

13:52

remotely have a thought about like one of your

13:54

roommates having someone over when you're inviting like everyone

13:57

in LA with a face tattoo to friends giving.

14:00

so crazy. I know that we didn't know.

14:02

Sorry. No, you know the meme where it's like a

14:05

boiling pot and it's like ramen into chocolate, like

14:07

being mixed together and it's like mixing friends on like

14:09

birthday 24 seven. Why? I've

14:11

been told podcasts like launch dinner.

14:13

Remember when she was like, invite

14:15

whoever you want. And I go,

14:17

listen, if there's limited seats, I

14:19

know I don't have a single plus one because

14:23

she will invite everybody. And sure as shit,

14:25

there were 60 additional people and now only

14:27

13 seats. I invited like eight different

14:29

boyfriends that I was like balancing them all. That

14:31

was, I know she was like holding hands on

14:33

the table with one and talking to another. I

14:36

was like, all like three people on

14:38

one chair. Her fucking mailman was there fully.

14:41

So fucking bad. But that was my fault for

14:43

having that on like day 76 after

14:46

doing 75 hard as well. It was like

14:48

maybe have it on day 75. Like I love this

14:51

sobriety arrow with no limit

14:53

because I don't, I don't, I don't have like a ticking time bomb

14:55

in my head. Like, Oh no, Oh no. Oh no. So

14:58

fucking real. That is so real. Dude, what I will

15:01

say, I've gathered my thoughts finally about Coachella sober. I

15:03

think I had to see it through before I like

15:05

when we were shooting, I was still in it. You

15:07

know, I am so

15:10

proud of myself and I

15:12

had an amazing time. Like

15:15

I had such an amazing time and so many

15:17

things that I will never forget. However, I will

15:20

never go to Coachella sober

15:22

again. So either that means I'll never go to

15:24

Coachella again, or that means next year I'm

15:26

shooting up, getting

15:30

my own situation, my own house, my own

15:32

everything. Well, I'm proud of you for having a

15:34

good time because that's hard. I saw it. I didn't

15:36

really drink that much except for day two. I think

15:38

you were hammered, babe. Only day two.

15:40

You were so funny. You came up to me at

15:42

the VIP bar and I hadn't seen you in like

15:44

all day. It had been eight hours. It's like brookie.

15:46

Your eyes are rolling back. You're like, I just lost my

15:48

phone. I'm going to see that was the night. And

15:50

it was the same night. Everybody knows about the night.

15:53

It was so funny too. Cause she just didn't care

15:56

at all that her phone was

15:58

gone and I was like trying to like phone. If

16:00

my camera or something got stolen, I would have been miserable because

16:02

it's like I can't get that shit back. Like we got a

16:04

cloud. I was going, Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Like, do

16:07

you want to look for it? You

16:09

go, well, it was gone and it was

16:11

my fault. So whatever. And I had

16:13

so much more fun as a result of it because I was like,

16:15

well, who's taking me with him? And I

16:17

chose the wrong one. Yeah.

16:21

Did you talk about that? Yeah, I told

16:23

the story. Oh,

16:26

that's good. That's hilarious. Oh, he texted

16:28

me to tell you. He

16:30

texted me and he said, I'm so sorry for being,

16:32

well, the thing is I also lost my phone. So I'm like,

16:35

why are you texting me? He had to tell me he texted

16:37

me and like send me a screenshot of it. He

16:39

said, I'm sorry. It was such a dick last night.

16:42

That was uncool. I go

16:44

uncool is not the word

16:46

I would use to describe that situation. You

16:49

stranded me there. I was boneless. He made

16:51

me show up. He made me go there

16:53

and I was boneless. Literally like

16:56

tail between my legs. I had no way

16:58

to get home. I was just fucking stranded.

17:00

It's just like blatant disrespect. I know that

17:02

like, sorry, that was uncool of me. Like,

17:06

that was uncool. I go, I'm going to

17:08

ruin you. Men are so like that, just

17:10

like doing some fuck shit like that. And

17:13

then being like, that was uncool. Yeah, I've

17:15

already planned out my vengeance.

17:17

Absolutely. Fuck his father. Yeah.

17:20

All of it. Not kidding. I wonder

17:23

if he's hot. I have like a thing lately for old guys. Do

17:25

you know what kick started at? Yeah. Yeah.

17:29

I have a thing for young guys right now. I'm in

17:31

Cucarara. Me too. That could. Well,

17:34

I'm like on polar ends of the spectrum. But like 21. And

17:36

older than of age. Like a couple of years

17:38

older than of age for sure at least. Yeah,

17:41

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21:09

I got a tattoo yesterday on

21:11

accident. So basically I found this guy on Instagram and

21:14

he was really hot and he like does tattoos and

21:16

I was like, damn, instead of just

21:18

sliding and being like, hey, what's up? I was

21:20

like, let me book a tattoo appointment. Like

21:24

I could have easily just been like, hey, what's happening? You

21:27

couldn't get a smiley face on your hand. You had to

21:29

get a big fat hunker on your back. You're

21:31

acting like it's horrendous.

21:33

No, it's so cute, but it's huge.

21:39

Right, I don't know. How

21:43

big is it? Give me a comparison. Like that.

21:45

Yeah, that's big. That hunker. He did, he showed me

21:47

the stencil. He goes, how big do you want it

21:49

to be? Shows me something like that. And I was

21:52

like, well, maybe a little smaller. It

21:54

is funny to not get like, like, you know

21:56

what I mean? Like a cross on your finger, but

21:58

get a piece. Great

22:00

position like you're laying like ass up like

22:02

you know, I was arching my shit I

22:06

was sweating. I was literally sweating like Sucking

22:09

in the hole. So like did you give me more

22:11

lauris? You get to the tattoo women? It is solely

22:14

because you want to fuck the artist. Yeah, I thought

22:16

he was hilarious We're to God like and also it's

22:18

like yeah, I couldn't have just gone and got like

22:20

a cute little like fingers page It's huge, but

22:22

it's so beautiful What the

22:24

fucking cat you are to stay on the big we'll

22:27

blur it. We'll blur it. We'll blur it Yeah,

22:30

we're all reasonable Whatever

22:33

honestly Dms

22:35

those like let me book this appointment couldn't have just got like a

22:38

cute little finger. I had to get the fucking Expensive

22:41

that's another element. Well, he also didn't

22:44

quote me before I went in Attach

22:49

what Coachella she goes. Oh, what's he charge you go? I

22:51

honestly don't know. I'm going in blind Well, it's cuz you

22:54

were trying to pay him pussy. Let's be real Baby's

22:57

whole boss. She did her whole body like that I

23:02

Really my plan a plan do it saying

23:04

like so anyway, I get to this

23:06

guy's apartment. I Walk

23:09

in you know, I'm hitting them with the damn this

23:12

place kind of cute I'm

23:14

looking around like oh you live here alone

23:17

Like a navy blue fitted cheese on like a metal

23:19

bed frame like brown ass

23:21

flat pillow on the bed I'm like, I

23:24

mean like little peep. I walk in. I'm like, oh

23:26

my god. I'm folding immediately But

23:29

you know, he lays me down Table

23:35

oh, ma'am, please get on the table. Yeah,

23:37

you leave me down Also,

23:40

like I'm wearing like a tight little tank top right it's covered. I'm

23:42

like, oh my god Like should I take this off? Like is that

23:44

either he's like, no, you just push it to the side. I'm like

23:51

Anyway, we got to chat in and like

23:53

it's going well like we're just shooting the

23:55

shit. He's so funny He's so fucking funny.

23:57

So nice. We're getting into like our favorite

23:59

music movies da da da I'm like this

24:01

is love like this is perfect and I got to

24:03

it and I'm like he talked

24:06

about like his birthday or something else like oh

24:08

like how old are you 21 oh

24:10

no my dreams came crashing down dude I was

24:12

like why the fuck I damn near stood up

24:14

mid appointment I was like yeah I'll

24:16

see ya dude

24:23

I swear to god I was devastated and I'm telling how is

24:25

he so good at 21 now that you

24:27

started when he was like 14 oh shit

24:29

yeah it was part of the pandemic as

24:41

a fellow victim of the pandemic,

24:43

a pandemic joke is getting

24:45

me every single time. Is

24:47

that bad? Is that bad to say? No,

24:51

no, as long as we don't put

24:53

his name in, we fully put his name in. It's

24:55

so clockable. It's giving

24:57

boat on the Marina dock. I've

24:59

never forget Oscar. Oh,

25:03

she said 21. I'm like putting my coat on. I'm

25:07

like, yeah. How much was the

25:09

tattoo? Honestly, I thought

25:11

it was gonna be more than that. I thought it would be

25:13

way more. Yeah, I did too, honestly. But maybe he gave you

25:15

friends and family. He was kind of looking me up and down

25:17

the other day. I think he gave me a little discount. He

25:19

was like, um, 400. I

25:22

was ugly. He could have been like 5k. I've

25:26

seen Paige get got lately. I'm not kidding. She

25:29

should get her ear pierced in like one of the cities we were

25:31

in. She spent $600. But you know

25:33

how I justified it? I

25:38

was like, okay, I'm gonna have this

25:40

shit until I'm like, I don't know, I'll live to like

25:42

80 or something. It's giving a dollar for a dollar a day. Literally,

25:45

pennies. A day. So

25:47

that's how I justify everything. I'm

25:50

like, well, if 10 cents a day, if

25:52

I wear it every day and I never do. I

25:54

love that. Yeah. I

25:58

did so much of that though. going so far

26:00

out of my way just to like be

26:03

around a guy 100% oh man i need

26:05

an example or so um well

26:07

i switched my college so that i could follow a man

26:09

and then he literally didn't speak to me the entire time

26:11

we were there like not even once have

26:13

you ever told that no you

26:17

said it so why

26:22

me no yeah fuck crazy and

26:24

it was such a good choice

26:27

no he's broke over here i'm

26:29

like can you check out my size yeah

26:32

no i really yeah well what about how i've

26:34

been taking horse riding lessons every single weekend with

26:38

just hope in my mind is that why for

26:43

you said too much that's

26:45

why oh

26:50

yum i'm trying to think i don't think

26:52

i don't think i have anything like that like i i'm just

26:55

a whore like

26:58

that was like i was telling brook earlier like

27:00

in fourth grade we get to pick our instruments

27:03

for band or whatever and i wanted to play

27:05

the flute so fucking bad and

27:07

pick the trumpet so i had to pick the

27:09

trumpet and then i ended up playing the trumpet

27:11

for eight years didn't you just get married and

27:13

you like cried yes dude

27:17

i thought we were like soulmates like i literally was like

27:19

oh it's one of those things like we're gonna go our

27:21

entire lives and fate will bring us

27:23

back together in the end you just gotta fucking

27:25

engage oh my god fate keeps bringing me the

27:28

biggest fucking losers the

27:30

universe is doing horrible things to me lately

27:32

i haven't had good luck literally ever every

27:34

single situation has been like completely just like

27:36

how the fuck dude i really i was

27:38

saying this downstairs i'm so team

27:40

you like i would tell you if i felt

27:43

like you were doing something wrong like you're picking

27:45

these guys that seem like such good guys and

27:47

i'm like that is such a good catch he would never do

27:49

you wrong this is you're gonna and then it's like oh

27:51

my god i get got every single time but

27:54

it's like i am the common denominator so at what point

27:56

do i have to wonder like what am i doing like

27:58

if you were out here picking like a blake or

28:00

like, you know what I mean? Like an athlete or some

28:02

shit. I'd be like, okay, well maybe like whatever, but you're

28:05

picking these like nice little guy

28:07

next doors. And like, and

28:09

then he goes next door and has

28:12

an orgy. And

28:14

it's blowing my mind. I feel like, but

28:16

I feel like this is that period where you're like putting the

28:19

work in and then something's gonna come. I hope so. But

28:21

there's something to be said about picking the nice guy cause

28:23

like none of yours are nice. But

28:26

I was trying, I was trying. Like they seem

28:28

nice in the beginning. Yeah.

28:30

Like deceivingly nice guys. Yeah. That's the problem. But

28:32

God, I just have bad judgment. I think I

28:35

think I need to do like background checks. Well,

28:37

yeah, I really do need to do background checks.

28:40

Yeah. Where are you from? There

28:43

has to be an app where you can like leave reviews. I

28:46

know. Don't get her started. Getting

28:48

I have a whole pit shark. Yes. Literally

28:50

shark pitch. I love this pitch. I literally

28:52

think there should be a dating app. Someone's

28:55

gonna feel this. Honestly, we'll take

28:57

it. You heard of your birth. There

28:59

should be an app where like after you go on a date,

29:01

you can write them like a Yelp review. Like you can give

29:03

them like five stars and be like, Oh my God, they were

29:05

terrific. Just like not for me, that I like some black mirror

29:07

shit. Or if they're fucking awful, give them one

29:09

star and like leave your whole review. There's that for

29:11

sugar daddy. Really? Yeah.

29:14

You can review them on the CK. No, you

29:16

can look any of the guys up and like

29:18

see if anything horrible, like they've done anything horrible.

29:20

Oh, I remember that app. And I don't know

29:22

this in personal experience just for the record. But

29:26

like or lead, I like the part in

29:28

your pitch where you talk about leading with

29:30

red flags. I can like on hinge how

29:33

you have three prompts instead of that. Like

29:35

people being like, I'm an avoidant attachment. I'm

29:37

this, I'm not like almost leading with the

29:39

negative instead of the positive. Yeah. So the

29:41

whole app, the whole thing is it's called

29:43

Red Flags. And it's like me

29:46

with my tagline, like put your worst foot

29:48

forward and you like say your red flags.

29:50

So like what I love that. Because

29:52

then it's like then I can decide whether or

29:54

not I'm OK with that or not. Yeah, exactly.

29:56

Instead of having to find out later. Yes. I

29:58

love it. you can just text them out.

30:00

That was a personal attack. like,

30:04

that is so camp, Diva. Fuck. But then I

30:06

know, same. I'm like, wow, good for you. But then, but anytime

30:08

I also ever said that I was just an awful deceitful slut.

30:12

So it's like, you know what I mean? Yeah. A

30:15

guy does it. I'm like typical man. Yeah, it's

30:17

so true. like,

31:19

I'm gonna get out here on these streets. Really. I'm sorry.

31:21

I wish I were like almost okay with not

31:23

that okay with it, but I wish it didn't

31:25

like literally make me sick to my fucking core because

31:27

like so many people like I know couples

31:30

that get cheated on all the time, like

31:32

huge amazing couples. Yeah,

31:35

you know what I mean? Yeah, dude. One

31:37

of my friends from home was dating this

31:39

guy for eight years, like high school, sweethearts,

31:41

like everything. And we always said we're like

31:43

Jason loves like this girl so fucking

31:45

much. He would never do anything. The easiest guy on

31:47

the fucking planet, she didn't order the whole fucking time

31:50

the entire fucking time. And we would always

31:52

be like he is the nicest, most perfect guy. He's head over heels

31:54

in love with her. Yeah,

31:57

no, it's always the ones who are doing the most who

31:59

are doing the most. doing the most. That's what I

32:01

think. I almost feel like I'd

32:03

rather have a guy who doesn't give me that much attention

32:05

because then it's like, okay, well, he's lazy. He doesn't have

32:07

attention to give to anyone else. Yeah, that

32:10

is really fucking fair. Honest to God. If man is

32:12

going above and beyond for you, we best believe he

32:14

has the energy to do it elsewhere

32:16

as well. Oh yeah. That is so fucking

32:18

true. That is so, so, so fucking true. You

32:20

know what I mean? Like I personally couldn't even

32:23

engage in that kind of activity because I'm so

32:25

fucking lazy. You're lucky. I'm even giving you at

32:27

the time of day. I'm now like that, which I

32:29

absolutely love. Like I know I'm no longer an

32:32

awful whore. Yeah, which is good. That's

32:35

behind me. I was thinking about the other day. So good. I

32:37

know. I just got

32:40

that yourself. I

32:42

do miss turbulent, ruining my life sometimes. I

32:44

really fucking do, but I think it's like

32:46

a weird like mental thing though, because sometimes

32:48

like, like yesterday I just was self self-destructive.

32:50

It was like, what can I do right

32:52

now to like literally like hurt my life?

32:56

And I did exactly that. What was it? Answered

32:58

the phone. That's

33:02

fair. That is fair. It's fun though. You have to like spice

33:04

it up a little. I know. And I

33:07

don't like, I just, when everything's going to write

33:09

it, like almost feels weird. Yeah. I agree with

33:11

that. And I have to like really, you know

33:14

what I mean? Dial it back, dial it back. I

33:16

think my life is getting, wait, I was going to

33:18

ask you this. I've been thinking about it and I'm

33:20

like, what do you think it is? Cause I've been

33:23

in such a good mood lately. Like, well, no, no,

33:25

no, baby. That's been, that's been going

33:27

on for quite some time. I think

33:29

it's cause I work out now.

33:31

Not the cameras. I'm

33:36

so serious because this is like, I literally,

33:39

I remember I had a therapist tell me that

33:41

she thinks I should work out and I nearly,

33:43

well, first of all, I left her immediately on

33:46

the spot because of the new dumb fucking whore.

33:48

Yeah. And I just refused to believe it. But

33:50

then I'm like, God, I've been working on numb.

33:52

I just feel so happy when I saw that

33:54

the Monday morning after Coachella or Sunday, Tuesday, whatever

33:57

fucking day it was, like just directly after Coachella,

33:59

you I was like, she's American psycho.

34:01

I'm not kidding, which I love for you. I

34:03

do agree. Like anytime I've ever been

34:05

on my workout kick, I have more serotonin and shit. And

34:07

I'm so happy. Like nothing can bring me down. I need

34:09

to do that. I've

34:11

been smoking too much weed lately. I'm

34:14

becoming like, like I'm crawling places. Like

34:16

I, it's, it's getting really out of fucking hand. I'm

34:19

not kidding. Like I, the other day I ordered a bunch

34:21

of no home munchies after Koshala. And even that's just a

34:23

low point. Like brook. Brook.

34:28

What? Brook

34:31

is like the sortiest sort, sort, sort. You

34:33

could possibly. Nobody knows what sort means either.

34:36

Binge, binge, binge, binge food you could ever

34:38

eat. Oh, it's one of

34:40

my death rows. But like, I also know

34:42

that when I'm ordering it, I'm mentally on

34:44

death row. Like it's like, we know

34:46

how, like, do I want it? It's the hot Cheetos on top

34:48

of the corn. Like it's like

34:50

the hot Cheetos in the ramen. Like it's

34:53

like a banana pudding. Oh my fucking. Like

34:55

a Nilla wafer. But everything is super

34:58

size me level. Like it's

35:00

like, oh, watermelon. How many

35:02

do they deliver here? Yeah. Oh

35:04

yeah. I know the radius.

35:07

We were fucking two blocks over.

35:09

We wouldn't get it. It's a no home. I

35:12

fucking love it. But when I ordered that, I know it's like

35:14

a low point for me. Like it's like, I just, it's

35:16

one of those restaurants that I just don't need. It's

35:18

so radioactive, you know? And I got it and it

35:21

was at the bench or the edge of my bed

35:23

and I couldn't get there. I was

35:25

in the bed and I couldn't get there. Like

35:27

for an hour I was just staring at it

35:29

and I was like, I had to like, I

35:31

don't know, dude, like my laziness is just at

35:33

an all time. Oh, oh, let's speak. Yeah. I

35:36

said my laziness is on an all time. I think it's like

35:38

one of those ADHD things like where it's like you get stuck.

35:40

Yeah. Like I'm getting stuck. I had

35:42

the biggest episode. Yeah. Like I

35:44

don't know what it's called. Like executive dysfunction, something like that.

35:47

But like I just, oh my God, that's me.

35:50

But then I have to take Adderall to

35:52

like not get stuck and like literally do

35:54

absolutely anything. But that Adderall is

35:56

its whole fucking other beast. What are

35:58

you doing? And now I'm bullying my friends. Yeah,

36:01

it makes me way more of a cunt. Like

36:05

I know not again. I've limited. Sorry. I've limited myself.

36:07

I'm only allowed to have Adderall on days. I'm not

36:09

going to see anybody. Yeah, like

36:11

I have to be alone because if I see you

36:13

on Adderall you're catching fire

36:15

scary like robotic not scary, but like robotic. I'll

36:17

be like, oh my god, you know, like this

36:19

amazing thing just happened. She goes. Wow, that is

36:21

terrific. I know. I know. Just a little bit like,

36:24

hmm. Yeah,

36:26

I have to wait. I literally didn't take out

36:28

her on tour. Fuck. I'm gonna book you off.

36:30

Wait, no, you definitely did. You definitely did. New

36:32

days. Oh, did I? Yeah. It makes my emotions

36:34

very like and I mean what I'm saying like

36:37

I feel so excited or whatever, but it makes

36:39

it like to where I'm just so robotic and

36:41

shit, but it's like and yesterday I took this

36:43

fucking my doctor prescribed

36:45

me generic Adderall, but it's giving

36:47

like crack cartel. Like I

36:49

felt fuzzy. I felt like I prefer

36:52

it. And in fact, I just got

36:54

a bottle dropped off in my house. I like couldn't walk. I

36:56

felt so weird. I felt so fuzzy, but now I'm looking at

36:58

myself and I just am fuzzy like shave your legs. You

37:01

know what I mean? Maybe that's the problem.

37:03

I'm having a really nice. Oh,

37:06

I have also a patch on my back right here

37:08

where he was like taking like alcohol swabs and like

37:10

wiping off my spray tan. So it's like I'm just tan and

37:12

then I have like a white circle. I

37:16

know he was stripping off layers. I'm like, yeah, that's

37:18

crazy. Dude, I like asking a guy for a massage

37:20

and then forget I have a spray tan on him

37:22

feel like balling up and I'm like,

37:24

I know he thinks this is gross. It's

37:26

bawling. It's beating up before Turks. You had

37:28

like the fresh guy Corey Smackdown. I

37:31

started getting her back massage and then she had

37:33

those two big circles. I do the picture is

37:35

the fun. I have tears.

37:38

It was so funny. God, I need one of those before

37:40

we go back on tour. I want to literally be so

37:42

tan and gorgeous. Oh my God. Yeah. I love the guy

37:44

Corey special so much, but I'm just always fucking it up.

37:46

You know what I mean? Oh my God. Wait, I have

37:48

a cumshot tan. Oh my God. I had

37:50

I think I saw someone else's free tan the other day.

37:52

I'm not kidding. I've got I get a call at 8 a.m.

37:55

from my concierge and they go here's pretty

37:57

chance here. I go what? I

38:00

go, okay, send her up. Oh, and I

38:02

got it. It was just someone else who lives in

38:04

your building. Must have been. That is hilarious. Didn't you

38:06

like do the same thing with maids one time? Like

38:08

maids came to your place and you were just like,

38:10

yeah, how about it? Maybe

38:13

that was Lila. I know. It was definitely Lila.

38:17

I woke up today to a dream

38:20

of a text, a

38:23

dream of a text in a group chat

38:25

with you. I can't even say it. I'm so

38:27

heartbroken. On May 1st,

38:29

I was invited alongside Brooke

38:32

to be one of five

38:34

influencers to have the privilege

38:36

of meeting Gypsy Rose Blanchard.

38:38

I know. That's the only

38:40

thing about tour that's so frustrating is the things that

38:43

you have to miss. Like I love tour. I would

38:45

never trade it for the world. Like I'm so happy

38:47

we're going back on tour, but you're telling me I

38:49

could be in a room with five people and miss

38:53

GRB. Like, you know

38:55

what? I feel like that opportunity will present itself again.

38:57

You're going to get so lucky and you're going to

38:59

run into her at fucking Alfred. I

39:01

don't know, dude, though. She's just, I don't, I put

39:04

her on such a pedestal. Like she

39:06

is my new Helen Keller and like she's alive.

39:08

Like it's like if Helen Keller was alive, like

39:10

weirdly, like I completely get comparing her

39:12

to Helen. Like, you know what I

39:15

mean? Just like those figures that like,

39:17

yeah, just like, oh, she's literally historical

39:19

figure and it's like, just imagine like,

39:21

I feel like I would put her on

39:23

to so many things. What would she say to her? Like

39:26

she's so online. Like being in like a

39:28

time capsule, like she was like frozen in

39:30

time. She's just like exactly, like, run out

39:33

into the real world. It is so true.

39:35

Right. It's the closest thing you have, I

39:37

think to like kicking it with a god.

39:39

This is going to get me canceled. Kicking

39:41

it with like a Victorian child. That ask,

39:43

like give her the Rose vibrator. Like, oh

39:45

my, exactly. I want to tell her about

39:47

lip flips and 2CB and M-sculpt. Are you

39:50

kidding? She's definitely done 2C by now. Like

39:53

at the off chance, she hasn't like, I want to be

39:55

the one. You know what I mean? Like, I want to

39:57

tell her about how you can charter. Yes. Like, I want

39:59

to tell her. about some weight trainers. Let's take her

40:01

to Miami. That's what I'm saying. Like all the

40:03

things, especially with the path that she's on right

40:05

now, like the tattoos and the cigarettes and all

40:08

that, like this is my alley. You know what

40:10

I mean? I want to tell her about an

40:12

R-U-M-I corset so bad. Like there's just

40:14

so many fucking things that she doesn't know

40:16

about. And she doesn't even know what she's

40:19

missing. Oh my God. It's actually crazy. Like

40:21

I want to take her to the rainbow room. I

40:24

saw a rumor that she divorced her husband because

40:26

he snored. See,

40:28

she just keeps getting better. Like I hear we

40:31

have way more in common than we, you

40:34

know, we're more alike than we're like than not. Yeah. Yeah.

40:36

And it's like, I'm just so fucking

40:38

bummed about this. You know what I mean? And

40:41

like, I'm not just shit on all the

40:43

other influencers going, but it's like, their approach

40:45

would just be so different than what I

40:47

think I have to offer her. What brand

40:49

is even putting influencers up with gypsy boys? Wait,

40:54

who actually invited you? Like now that I think about it. Like

40:58

that is so true. Yeah. Like what, you

41:00

know what I mean? Like what's the context?

41:02

Like I need more information. Honestly, have her

41:04

send us the details. Yeah. And I'm just

41:07

like putting an air pod in her ear and like having her

41:09

listen to video games, link smoke and cigarette with her. But I'm

41:11

here when prison is like not as like prison-y as

41:13

you think it is. Like there's so much to

41:15

do in prison. You've got iPads and fucking hair

41:17

salons and like, so true and

41:19

no home on YouTube. You can literally get your

41:21

hair done in prison. Was

41:23

she in federal or state? Probably federal because

41:26

she was there for a long time. Eight

41:28

years. Federal prison is like, like

41:30

cute outfits. Like the Grove. Some of them

41:32

like look like resorts. I'm not kidding. They

41:34

have slippers and shit robes. I'm

41:36

serious. Stop pitching. I'm serious. I will fuck around and

41:39

find out. If you went to prison, what do you

41:41

think you would go for? Both of you. You

41:44

know, I have a funny story. I would

41:46

go for stealing in Tana's first memory.

41:48

Also, I don't even know if you guys know, I've been working

41:50

for Tana for like three fucking years now. We

41:53

had no intro here. I'm like,

41:55

everyone's just like, who is this

41:57

bitch? They know you, you know, intro.

42:00

needed. Um, I love that. No, the Tana's

42:02

first fucking memory of me as I started

42:04

working for her like two days in, I

42:06

made a bad joke and I go, yeah,

42:08

sometimes like when I'm drunk on the club,

42:10

though, it's her first ever day at my

42:12

house and Kyla hired her. Kyla was my

42:14

executive assistant at the time hires page and

42:16

at the time my closet was just a

42:18

mess or her job is closet organization and

42:21

she's making a joke about how she's a club. I'm

42:23

like, I'm gonna, you would have done her so many favors

42:25

at that time if you had just robbed her.

42:28

It's funny because

42:30

I really accredit that to bars. Like had I

42:32

been sober, like, you know what I mean? Like

42:34

I probably would have like maybe like kept an

42:36

eye out like like, yeah, or like second thought

42:38

about like, whatever. But now I just know your

42:41

sense of humor and I love it so much.

42:43

And like, so you're just like me though, like

42:45

just trying to be funny, like too quickly. And

42:47

then it was like, like what a crazy fucking

42:49

comment today. First day on the job. I'm like, yeah,

42:51

I'm a fucking kleptomaniac. Like, first of all, no, I'm not.

42:54

I know for some reason I tell every single first date that

42:56

I love long time. And I'm like, I'm not lying. And you

42:58

don't, you like, you don't say that to a guy who you're

43:00

like trying to date. But I get that you like to test

43:02

the waters. Yeah. And last time it didn't go well. He was

43:04

like, that's literally horrible and embarrassing. I was like,

43:06

well, that was a lie. So I would go to jail

43:08

for stealing. Okay. What would you

43:13

go to jail for? Dude, probably like,

43:15

like how the situation got caught up.

43:17

Like the tax evasion or some

43:19

shit. Oh, for sure. That's how I'm

43:22

going. Isabella just came home and she was

43:24

like, um, she has to pay

43:26

her taxes and she like had it in a while or something.

43:28

So she's freaking out because it's like a big lump sum. And

43:30

she was like, has that ever happened to you? And like, I

43:32

will, I've talked about this on the podcast before, but like when

43:34

I had to write that check for $1.7 million

43:36

to the government, when I was

43:39

with Jordan, like I just didn't pay for years.

43:41

And that's insane. We allegedly, it was supposed to

43:43

be handled and allegedly it wasn't. And

43:45

he just came to me one day and I

43:47

like couldn't post mates and shit. I'm not going

43:49

to lie. I'm currently filing for big

43:52

grub feet. No, for three years. Really?

43:54

Oh, but it's because my

43:56

dad told me I didn't have to. And like, It

44:00

wasn't making any money. Like you don't really have to file if

44:02

you aren't really making any money. Do

44:04

you pay your taxes? Every year, baby. The way

44:06

you're like, I like employ you and don't know

44:08

that like. I'm like, no. Yes.

44:11

I just miss having a job where they were

44:13

taken out automatically. It's like, well, that's another element

44:16

too, is like I had a job. Like I

44:18

don't, those first two years, it was like, whatever.

44:20

Do you say my taxes on shit like Depop?

44:23

Like is there any way to like dirty money it up in the

44:25

influencer space? Yeah, there's

44:27

so many things you can, like literally there's people

44:29

whose entire job it like, it's their whole job

44:31

to like write everything off. Yeah,

44:33

I know about all that. It's just like those

44:36

little intricacies that do end up obviously adding up.

44:38

It was so crazy that, do you remember that

44:41

year where Revolve set a bunch of gifting to

44:43

all these influencers? Like they were sending everyone. Yeah,

44:45

I got got. Dad. What do you want to

44:47

look like I got? I got got. Okay. What

44:50

happened? Cause they were sending me like thousands and

44:52

thousands of dollars of gifting. And you

44:54

don't understand that you have to pay taxes on

44:56

all of that. So then I owed all this

44:58

money on all this free stuff. I got that

45:00

I didn't even really ask for. Are you serious?

45:02

Yeah. All these influencers were like, like,

45:04

you know what I mean? Like smaller influencers like The

45:06

up and arm. It makes sense now, but like I think

45:08

you should be able to decide like, if I had

45:10

known that I might not have accepted so much. Yeah. Cause

45:13

you think it's a gift. Yeah, it's not a gift. Oh,

45:15

that's crazy. I mean, it is a gift. Thank you, Revolve.

45:17

I love you, Revolve. I had so much fun at the

45:19

festival. Brooke,

45:21

I love seeing you like transform into

45:23

your brand safe era. Like I just feel like, I

45:26

think I've been brand safe this whole time. But like

45:28

you're a little more cautious now. You know what I

45:30

mean? I respect, but I obviously I'm never going to

45:32

fucking be like that. So I feel like

45:34

I have to keep the canceled on our back. I'm

45:37

like, and fuck. Right. Keep

45:43

it in. Keep it in. I

45:48

think that you are going to be an amazing addition

45:50

to the canceled podcast. I think you're a nice third

45:52

little guest, especially when I feel like I can't carry.

45:54

I just, I just said three hours of just Trish.

45:57

So I feel like I literally exhausted on my topic.

45:59

When I found out. you were coming here after that

46:01

I was like damn she's brave because I feel like I give

46:03

more at Trisha's like I give everything I have I leave there

46:05

like so I left I was like oh my god I have

46:07

the best personality ever that was so fun and I just like

46:09

love talking and then it took me a whole hour to

46:11

get here and by the time I got here I was like yeah

46:14

yeah I leave Trisha's and I feel like I'm on a Molly

46:16

come down because it's such a serotonin high like being there and

46:18

I love her she you know what I mean I wanted to

46:20

bring her bull deck ramen today because it's in paint packaging and

46:23

I was like oh my god this is so Trish but then

46:25

I was afraid it would like literally induce her labor Brooke

46:27

I tried so hard like when

46:30

you originally came

46:32

to the forefront with your bull deck obsession

46:34

I was like listen like whenever you like

46:36

something I like want to try it like

46:38

obviously like you know that's what you do

46:40

as friends and I was like I

46:43

just don't need to try this because like

46:45

if she is this obsessed with this like

46:47

radioactive food I know I'm gonna have a

46:49

serious fucking problem with it and I finally

46:51

caved and I have been housing bull deck

46:53

ramens like it is just nobody's business and

46:56

it's like lucky for you I'm about to

46:58

buy this town out I feel like I

47:00

shit out a noodle that was like sizzling

47:02

like it's like oh my

47:05

god it's so good though it's all fucking I wish

47:07

I could get a bull deck brand deal I'm trying

47:09

to only do brand deals that I or like things

47:11

I use you know what I mean and like I've

47:13

talked about bull deck so much you should be like

47:15

yeah a bull deck giveaway I don't want to I

47:17

don't want to give it away though

47:19

but dude I'm so serious because you've been hyping up

47:21

for so long and I was like oh it can't

47:23

be all that like whatever no no no I had

47:25

a bite it was all that oh it's so good

47:27

have you been putting heavy cream and cheese in it

47:30

no she always asked me this like I just don't think that you

47:32

realize that I will never be someone with like

47:34

heavy cream like you don't even know what it's

47:37

like you don't even know how good it actually

47:39

is it just already feels heavy and creamy no

47:41

good you're supposed to put like a dash of

47:43

heavy cream and just like a handful of mozzarella

47:45

cheese and it is oh

47:47

my I want a fridge or oh

47:50

my god oh I know how for you

47:52

like you for you I just took a photo of

47:54

you don't very yesterday I should see the contents of

47:56

my fridge no look at my pants look at the

47:58

contents of my pantry it's a boater yes Because I'm

48:00

like it's a humiliating look at this

48:02

one coffee creamer and traitor Joe's um

48:04

smoked salmon. That's it. Look at my

48:06

pantry That's insane. Let

48:09

me see. That's insane. Odds girls send you

48:11

the photo But it just is like there's

48:13

not one thing that doesn't clog your arteries

48:15

in that whole thing. Yeah, whenever I go

48:17

to Brooks It's so funny cuz it's like

48:19

only PR really or like like niche orders

48:22

I have literally live it like the Willy

48:24

Wonka fucking chocolate factory But then they'll just

48:26

do them up like this like a jar

48:28

of Rao's like weird potato soup Well that

48:30

like she loves I notice I haven't opened

48:33

it because I'm busy eating the fucking buck

48:35

I have Bucky's Bucky Beaver Nuggets in there

48:37

that I ordered on Amazon. I Don't

48:40

like things that taste like maple syrup. Oh Those

48:43

were so good. It's like French toad. I'm not gonna

48:45

lie I got these for a man and then I

48:47

and then I decided to keep them for myself. That's

48:49

real. You know, what's crazy I don't know the time

48:51

frame of when this was happening could have been ten

48:53

years ago or 75 and you

48:56

can let me know but like if we were

48:58

in the era where like they lobotomized women We

49:00

would all need a lobotomy. You look up right

49:02

now Oscar. What? Were

49:05

the qualifications for women to

49:07

get like to need lobotomies back at

49:09

that time? I think you needed to be a woman. Yeah,

49:11

I think you need to like say something to a man and they

49:13

were like Scrambler brain. I actually

49:16

think it was like like

49:18

ADHD Mania like

49:20

anything and they were what is

49:22

the lobotomy? I think it's like

49:24

when they take that the ice like the ice pick and

49:27

like scramble your brain or they remove like half your Brain,

49:29

I don't know something something rain, but then

49:31

all of a sudden you're just yeah They like

49:33

take out part of your brain and then you're just like

49:35

but were people coming out like talking

49:37

still No, not really and like you should

49:39

see like what one of the giving Xandemic

49:43

Family they got her a lobotomy and she wasn't even like

49:46

like nothing was hardly even wrong with her They got

49:48

hold of a me John F Kennedy's like niece

49:50

or something I don't remember what it was But she

49:52

you see like the before and after and it's so

49:55

crazy like there's videos of her I feel like a

49:57

back then a woman was just like I have an

49:59

opinion. They're like lobotomize get

50:02

that bitch outta here so

50:04

it doesn't specify women but

50:06

it says patients with schizophrenia

50:08

severe depression depression? OCD

50:11

and in most cases people with

50:14

learning difficulties for fucks

50:17

yeah we would have been so fucked mostly

50:19

performed on women wait what? it does

50:21

say that it was mostly performed on women that

50:23

is crazy crazy speaking

50:26

of people who need a lobotomy I want to talk

50:28

about pregnant people at Coachella I feel like that's hilarious

50:31

and this is one of those things where maybe

50:33

a lot of my hatred is rooted from

50:35

jealousy like I wish that I like I

50:38

barely have the energy to be a non-pregnant

50:40

person at Coachella so I think that that's

50:42

like where my anger is coming from but

50:44

like why? you

50:46

know what's so fucking crazy? we

50:49

were waiting in line at Will Call to

50:51

get our wristbands and I saw like a

50:53

five year old run up and get a

50:55

band and I was like wait it just

50:57

hit me that there's like not an age

50:59

limit on that I pushed shoulders around Coachella

51:01

like depends on what stages they were going

51:03

to I remember during Peso Pluma I turned

51:05

around and I saw damn near like at

51:07

most it was a three year old on

51:09

someone's shoulders with like headphones and it's like

51:13

yes they're taking the precaution of giving

51:15

the headphones so that it's not you

51:19

know what I mean like damaging is hearing but

51:21

like I still think that's kind of fucked up

51:23

and selfish yeah honestly I don't think it's I

51:25

think it's so cool I think that if I

51:27

had a photo to show me at Coachella when

51:29

I was three I would love that I

51:32

don't know but imagine being three

51:35

at Coachella so fun and

51:37

you see a bunch of people like Molly Jha doing

51:39

a seance and shit like that's like fucking weird to

51:41

me like I can't wait to grow up I think

51:43

I would have so much fun I also think that

51:45

is a little crazy just the pregnant

51:47

it's just a dangerous ass environment but

51:50

there's also like it depends on who you're seeing like there's so

51:53

many artists on the Coachella lineup that are just like really

51:55

chill like little indie artists and then these little like hippie

51:57

people will bring their babies and they'll like dangle them by

51:59

their hair. I understand

52:03

maybe like yeah like bringing your like six year

52:05

old to Coachella like when they're I don't but

52:08

the stroller of it all and the pregnancy of

52:10

it all. I also think that I think about

52:12

pregnancy like if I was

52:14

pregnant I would genuinely be scared to jump up and

52:16

down. No my mom was repelling when she was pregnant

52:18

with me like literally off the side of a mountain.

52:20

I mean she was also my mom but I

52:23

I be went nine months pregnant to Coachella

52:25

literally nine minutes. And just

52:27

like people run into you and like it sounds

52:29

really fucking big. Yeah but you could do a

52:31

lot too like it's not like really

52:34

that easy to talk up. That's

52:36

really why I can never be pregnant.

52:38

I would not move. I would have

52:40

bed sores 100% I would have bed

52:42

and I know we're different in that regard you'd be

52:44

on the fucking reformer like killing it

52:46

you know. There is a girl who has been

52:48

doing reformer pilates at Aloe, literally fully pregnant.

52:50

I don't even know like the parameters like

52:52

you can't eat chocolate right? You can't

52:54

eat chocolate. And you're gonna go to Coachella?

52:57

No but all like those are like like there

52:59

it's not recommended like you can drink wine when

53:01

you're pregnant like I'm not gonna but you can.

53:03

Paige do you can I tell you a fun

53:05

fact about me that I don't know if I've ever shared with you?

53:08

Wait please. One time I ate a tide

53:10

pod. First of all

53:12

I did know that and

53:15

also like that's it's predictable. That's so

53:17

upsetting. I just was really thinking about that

53:19

the other day. That's that's giving the pandemic

53:21

like because I was definitely just like not

53:23

in my right state of mind. I think

53:26

you would die. I promise you I remember

53:28

the taste more than anything you can ever

53:30

remember the taste. I don't know if I

53:33

like fully chewed it like on some bulldack

53:35

shit but like I know that pop was

53:37

satisfying as hell. All get out. I have

53:39

a lot of fear about Murphy. I have like

53:41

an irrational fear of Murphy getting a tide pod.

53:43

I just look back at my like my era

53:46

when Elijah Daniel was my best friend. Like when

53:48

you have that friend that's like equally as crazy

53:50

as you and like down to egg on that

53:52

behavior like the things that I did during that

53:54

era I just can't believe. That's why I had

53:56

to get rid of Lila. I was like why

53:58

am I doing this? is just

54:02

kidding. I love you. Well, Brooke

54:05

did kind of mean this weekend. I

54:08

did do kind of mean this weekend. Can I say that you

54:10

did? Yeah. I coach gave it

54:12

to me. He gave me

54:14

Molly for the first time last year. He is

54:17

this year. He came by. He goes, open your mouth.

54:19

I go. Ah, he popped in the fucking shroom chocolate.

54:21

I said, thank you. What it was kind of mean

54:23

like for you. I didn't actually do kind of like,

54:25

it was like this little square. I was like,

54:28

come on. I was like, okay, fine. I

54:30

think that it's so long as you're not snorting

54:32

it. They told me it was just gonna make

54:34

me feel more drunk. I am so against like,

54:36

I don't do any snortable drugs these days. That's

54:39

not my vibe. I don't really do drugs in

54:41

general. I'll dabble in mushrooms if I'm like really

54:43

in the right head to be shunned. But

54:46

I try not to fuck with myself that much because I

54:48

literally like alter my brain chemistry every day with fucking

54:50

300 milligrams of well butrin and whatever else. So why

54:53

am I going to put something in there that's gonna

54:56

wonk it up a little thing upside down? That's very good. So

54:58

you didn't take Molly this coach Ella for that reason, huh?

55:00

And I really wanted to be rolling at Lana's that like

55:02

that was like my idea. If

55:04

you were rolling, we

55:07

would have died. If

55:10

you guys could have seen I wish

55:12

that we had a camera on page

55:14

and tie during one is that at

55:16

Coachella, it was unsafe. She, they were

55:18

literally a disservice to every single within

55:20

fucking a hundred or

55:22

radius. Their radius just kept getting bigger

55:24

and bigger. It was like, I

55:27

don't even know how to explain it. You guys

55:29

were having sex. I swear to God, I think

55:31

we were. You love Lana more than anything in

55:33

the world. So it was all excusable behavior for

55:35

me. Had it been like an artist you didn't

55:38

really give a fuck about, I would have been

55:40

like, absolutely. And then just your entire love. Like, I

55:42

don't know

55:46

how either one of you will ever

55:48

marry other people. I don't either. Like

55:51

truly, he is the love of my

55:53

fucking life. And like he literally told me

55:55

the next day we woke up after Lana. He was like, I

55:57

fell so deeply in love with you after that. Yes,

56:00

and he is a little gay. I think you guys should just

56:02

fuck. And he is a little gay. Why

56:04

don't you guys? Yeah, you're a lot of gay. I

56:07

don't know. I feel like it's like a slow burn. We

56:09

will. That's how

56:11

I feel about it. You were able to

56:14

convert this gay man back straight. That is

56:16

like the craziest shit ever. I think maybe

56:18

Paige can go so gay herself that she's

56:20

like practically his type. You guys

56:23

are really rewriting like history with your love.

56:25

Oh, I love that. Wait, two gays make

56:27

a straight. It's so funny. I was just

56:29

watching the guy that Ty's talking to

56:31

stand there and like wait for his turn while

56:33

y'all were making out like out of the notebook.

56:35

And I was like, this is the weirdest shit.

56:38

We just have like the weirdest dynamic. Like I

56:40

can't even explain it. Like we are just so

56:42

like deeply in love with each other. But it's

56:44

like platonic. It's like romantic. But it's like also

56:46

like my best friend. We just

56:48

have like. You've always said that you really believe

56:50

in like platonic love over

56:52

anything. Absolutely. Yeah, would you ever like be in

56:54

like a civil? What's it called? Like when you

56:56

marry somebody, but it's like you're just in a

56:59

partnership. That is like our dream situation. We talk

57:01

about that all the time. Oh, like you guys

57:03

could co-parent. I know. And then

57:05

what? You just go whack off in the other room and then

57:07

like come back. It's got to be better than what a man

57:09

can do. True. Honestly. And

57:12

honestly, it's true. My dream scenario or this is like

57:15

this is how I think you can bypass this whole

57:17

situation. I always say this

57:19

to her. Having two boyfriends who

57:22

are also boyfriends. Like,

57:25

for example, if you added one more gay to the

57:27

situation you were the girlfriend of both of these guys,

57:29

but then they were also dating each other. So he's

57:31

still getting what he needs. That's like my dream situation.

57:33

Exactly. And I will. We talked about this this weekend.

57:36

I just I said that too. I would love to

57:38

have two boyfriends be my boyfriend. Like I would love

57:40

to be in like a polyamorous relationship with two gay

57:42

guys. I agree. That is like actually

57:44

ideal. Like that is my dream situation. What is

57:46

your mom text you on the way into Coachella?

57:49

She's like, how's Coachella? I send pictures. I

57:51

send her ones of me and Ty. She goes,

57:53

you're absolutely gorgeous. And I showed Ty. I usually

57:56

got mad. So I go, what about Ty? She

57:58

goes, he's cute too. Very good looking. She

58:00

goes, too

58:03

bad you're a gay man stuck in a woman's body.

58:05

Maybe he could just accept that. I

58:07

wrote out your mother, because I texted her and said,

58:10

we are getting married, we have the biggest crush on

58:12

each other. She goes, too bad you're a gay man

58:14

stuck in a woman's body. My

58:17

own mother. By a witch's curse. By a

58:19

witch's curse, baby. It's so true.

58:21

It really is. But I just, I

58:23

mean, I feel like I understand a lot of the hype.

58:25

You know what I mean? Like gay man just get it.

58:27

Gay man just get it. I think I always have liked

58:30

really feminine guys, though. But now I want like a manly

58:32

guy just because I'm like, oh, my God, do this for

58:34

me. I want to feel like just a little girl who

58:36

can't do anything. Like, I just want to feel like a

58:38

guy's like so mad because I feel like with

58:41

like a Clinton, I'm like, oh, my God, he can't

58:43

do anything. And so I'm like, God, stupid idiot. I'll

58:45

kill the fucking bug. You stupid fucking loser. Like

58:48

I like a guy who I'm like, can you get it? Yeah,

58:51

that's fair. I agree with that. I

58:53

love that when I really do love

58:55

weaponizing competence. Like I when I like poor

58:57

makoa, I just I fully like I have

59:00

this whole bit right now where I pretend

59:02

to him that I am like a little

59:04

tiny Polly Pocket, like actually in real life.

59:06

Like, oh, I can't close the curtain like

59:08

that would be so heavy. Like it's like

59:10

I'm this big in the curtain this tall

59:12

like and I've just taken it. That's my

59:14

just life. But I just do that all

59:16

day long. But it's so like I'll pick

59:18

up something like and be like, oh, and

59:23

it's like this vape like, you know what I mean? And I

59:25

can't. That's why guys don't like me because I'm such like, oh,

59:27

like I'll do it. I'll do it myself. So that's like they

59:29

they're like, babe, like I'll grab the door if you like. No,

59:32

it's OK. Yeah, you need to be with that's why. I

59:36

like it. That's got to be it. Anyway,

59:40

no, Molly at Lana Tella because

59:42

I am on Lexapro. I

59:45

like the program you throw up everywhere. I can't believe I

59:47

can't believe it's raw dog in life. I was just going

59:49

to say, I kind of want to just fuck around and

59:51

try and anti-depressant because a lot of my negatives

59:54

of ADHD go hand

59:56

in hand with. I'm

59:59

not depressed. Yeah, I'm just lazy. I'm

1:00:01

like that's so lucky. I can't even imagine being not

1:00:03

depressed. I know but it's like but I'm Oppressive

1:00:06

like do you get what I'm saying? I

1:00:08

can't like a lot of that's the thing

1:00:10

your ADHD is causing that It's not like

1:00:12

actual depression It's like you like feeling like

1:00:14

you can't do something and having no like

1:00:16

self efficacy Yeah, like you're using and just

1:00:18

tired and lazy and fucking exhausted and like

1:00:20

mentally fucking exhausted But it's from ADHD and

1:00:22

that's that's just what sucks that the

1:00:24

only thing that fixes ADHD is mess Mm-hmm like so

1:00:26

then I just let like I want to fuck around

1:00:28

and try a fucking you gotta watch Madeline

1:00:31

Rg's podcast she talks about this so like eloquently

1:00:33

like makes you understand cuz like I just in

1:00:35

my head I'm like imagine talking about anything eloquently.

1:00:37

Yeah, no, I could literally fucking never on my

1:00:44

Even I look when I know

1:00:46

it's never gonna be me And

1:00:50

I were downstairs in her bathroom and I said something

1:00:52

to her like so deadpan. We're talking about like flight

1:00:54

times I was like yeah slay diva this one's like

1:00:56

boots mama like so serious brain

1:00:58

rot Like I'm taking that so

1:01:00

far lately like hit the

1:01:03

mother bong and Queen doubt like that Like

1:01:05

I've been saying that learn per Her

1:01:07

purrs, but she purred me twice in a day

1:01:14

Like she's texting in like the canceled group chat like what's

1:01:16

your ETA I said 304 to the per I

1:01:23

Think it must be so funny because it's like

1:01:25

I'm like that and then I'll be like hold on

1:01:27

allow me to connect you with My executive assistant

1:01:29

and then you're like hey diva It would be gag

1:01:31

city if she could come at 9 p.m. But

1:01:34

you know whoever's on the other end of all

1:01:36

of our business shit is like like how did

1:01:38

she find another? I know I feel

1:01:40

like in the beginning to like I would take it

1:01:42

so seriously I'm like, yes, Hannah will be reporting to

1:01:44

the stage at 509 like so yeah I

1:01:48

love the way that you guys like match up though because that

1:01:50

was fun on tour when I had like Allison who matches me

1:01:53

perfectly We

1:01:55

are we're two halves of a whole idiot And

1:02:00

it works so well for us. It was

1:02:02

so funny on tour because Brooke has found

1:02:05

someone who's just like her So like they're

1:02:07

showing up like 20 minutes early like we

1:02:09

come downstairs in the exact same out like

1:02:11

like braids clean skin bows like cute earrings

1:02:13

and then me and pager showing up like

1:02:16

this potato sacks on Fucking

1:02:22

buckies nuggets of hands a grip

1:02:30

Oh my fucking it but it works so

1:02:32

well for us it really died No But like I

1:02:34

understand why like us showing up to work is a

1:02:36

lot of people's nightmare but like we I for me

1:02:38

I think that's what's made us work together so well

1:02:41

for like three years as we're just like literally two

1:02:43

halves of a What I always tell Tana like you're

1:02:45

perfect for her cuz you just don't give it like Like

1:02:48

what would normally be such a tedious task for

1:02:50

me is like so easy to be because she's

1:02:52

like whatever just shove it in They're like yeah

1:02:55

It's very just like whatever like in the beginning I

1:02:57

was so type a and I would like freak out

1:02:59

over shit and now like I've just Obviously

1:03:02

adjusted over time like I've became type B

1:03:04

to like mess with her cuz it's

1:03:06

like there's no sense in stressing myself out I'm

1:03:08

learning I'm learning also, but like there's no sense

1:03:10

and like Panicking about shit

1:03:12

that doesn't matter like I've just I that you

1:03:14

myself. Yeah, I think I'm not to a fault

1:03:17

Like I wish I could be

1:03:19

type a you know what I mean? And it's just

1:03:21

I'm so type B Like everything will pan out like

1:03:23

who gives a fuck even just I was thinking about

1:03:25

this the other day that like in

1:03:27

the beginning The way we would like meticulously pack

1:03:29

for shit and now it's like yeah I'm throwing

1:03:31

one shoe in a suitcase and just hope like

1:03:33

rolling the dice, you know And now you're like

1:03:35

that and it's like, you know, I am NOT

1:03:37

type a though like at all And you always

1:03:40

describe like me as type a and I Like

1:03:43

I'm the most unorganized person. I'm messy. I'm like

1:03:45

I'd never have it together. I'm never like I'd

1:03:47

never do anything, right? Well, then she's

1:03:49

like type C but something about the contrast like

1:03:51

from like it's made me look appear that way

1:03:53

Yeah, I was in were to look at me.

1:03:56

She's like how the fuck can you not do

1:03:58

this? Like yeah, I guess I'm just too far

1:04:00

off the rails in that regard. You

1:04:02

know what I mean? Yeah, there's levels to it. I mean, not because

1:04:05

I'm bad. If any of my other friends were to look

1:04:07

at me, they're like, God, get it together. I'm calling Bebe

1:04:09

every day, like, can you please come unpack my suitcase? I'll

1:04:11

give you $100. I've

1:04:13

been loving seeing the transformation of her, though. She

1:04:16

used to get so mad when I would offer people

1:04:18

money to do shit, and now it's like, I love

1:04:20

seeing that Celsius check of yours go straight to who

1:04:22

gonna get it. I'm

1:04:24

paying for quality of life, and that's priceless.

1:04:27

I've always said that, I've always fucking said

1:04:29

that. I have not said that ever,

1:04:31

not once. Well,

1:04:33

this is the same page, is the

1:04:36

day that you told me your Paw

1:04:38

Patrol story. I had an

1:04:40

entire shift where I wanna make you an influencer

1:04:42

so bad, I think you're the funniest person I've

1:04:44

ever met. Paw Patrol story. Bro, Paw

1:04:47

Patrol. Okay, so

1:04:49

I used to work at Texas Roadhouse back in

1:04:51

the day, and once a month, we would have Kids

1:04:53

Night, right? So

1:04:55

Kids Night, it was always like a theme, kids would come in,

1:04:57

they would do like arts and crafts and shit,

1:04:59

like whatever. A dream, for example. A dream, actually

1:05:02

it was a nightmare, working there. But

1:05:04

one of the nights we had Paw Patrol

1:05:07

night, so we called in to get

1:05:09

a mascot. Like Paw Patrol, be there on the

1:05:11

double. No dog too big, no pup too small.

1:05:13

Yeah, like the dog, like the sheriff's dog and

1:05:15

whatnot. So we called in

1:05:17

to get a Paw Patrol mascot. So I'm standing at

1:05:19

the host stand, I'm like whatever, whatever. There's

1:05:22

like 20 kids lined up ready to meet like

1:05:24

Paw Patrol. Paw

1:05:26

Patrol from the movie Trolls

1:05:28

Walks in. Like Paw Patrol.

1:05:31

Paw Patrol. Oh my kids have like dog hats

1:05:33

on and shit. Kids are decked out in Paw

1:05:35

Patrol merch, one of them damn near had a

1:05:37

seizure. They were crying and

1:05:39

screaming, like all hell broke loose in

1:05:41

Texas Roadhouse. That's fucking

1:05:44

funny. What

1:05:46

does Paw Patrol look like? Paw Patrol?

1:05:48

Me. And I don't know why.

1:05:50

I just feel like I give Paw Patrol. I

1:05:52

am so Lady Glitter Sparkle. Look

1:05:56

her up for real. Fucking

1:05:59

Lady Glitter. So this is what was

1:06:01

supposed to show up. Yeah. And this is what showed

1:06:03

up. Yes! This

1:06:06

is what was supposed to be there. And

1:06:08

this is... That's me. Like,

1:06:10

Paw Patrol and Paw Patrol. It does strangely look like you.

1:06:12

It looks like... I'm like, did Miss Kim

1:06:15

do that? Paige just said, I

1:06:17

am so Lady Glitter-Sporkel. That's fun.

1:06:21

Wait, are there characters? Let me go look them up.

1:06:23

You guys are real troll fans, huh? Trolls.

1:06:26

I think that before we end this episode, we have to

1:06:28

end by reviewing some other people's Coachella outfits because it is

1:06:31

a tradition of ours. I just want to talk about it. The

1:06:33

fashion this year was so interesting to me over any

1:06:36

other year. Everyone just kind of did their own thing

1:06:38

and I haven't seen that in years, so I liked

1:06:40

the, like, flip of that. But still, there were some

1:06:43

questionable things. For sure. Starting

1:06:45

with Tara Yummy. I think... I

1:06:48

loved this one. I love a denim on denim.

1:06:51

She's also adorable, so I just feel like she looks cute.

1:06:55

Body on denim. I know. You know how

1:06:57

hard it is to still look cute like that when

1:06:59

you're four foot fucking ten? I really

1:07:01

like when people stay to their own style, but

1:07:03

just elevate it. I almost feel like she's less

1:07:05

dressed up at Coachella than she dresses up in

1:07:07

daily life. Right. Yeah,

1:07:09

but even that within itself... I like it

1:07:11

because this isn't like emo. She usually is

1:07:13

like very emo girl and this is cute.

1:07:16

It's like cowgirl Yummy. I love people who

1:07:18

can make a messy ponytail look so c***.

1:07:20

I had that messy ponytail on in any

1:07:22

way I would look like I just threw

1:07:24

up. Like, you know what

1:07:26

I mean? I'm gonna give this like a nine out of

1:07:28

ten. Oh, see, that's Tara Yummy.

1:07:30

Yeah. So that's Tara Yummy on

1:07:32

her podcast. That's Tara Yummy at Walmart. But

1:07:35

I love that about her and she looks cute. And

1:07:37

therefore... It's one of those things where I love it

1:07:39

because it's her. Like, I love it because

1:07:41

it's her. It's so her. If I

1:07:43

saw anyone else in it, I think that I would like think it's

1:07:45

the doll's killification of it all. You know what

1:07:47

I mean? Yeah, what if I wore that? Yeah, no. What

1:07:50

would you do? That's like... Like,

1:07:53

that is so against everything you know. No, no, no.

1:07:56

But I like her. It's so crazy though because I like look

1:07:58

at her and she's the cutest and she couldn't be further from my vibe. I

1:08:00

know she is so sweet. She's so cute. God.

1:08:02

She's perfect I was looking for her everywhere just

1:08:04

because she's laid coachella so hard last year. She

1:08:07

is perfect I really want to say this that

1:08:09

I was saying it all weekend and I really

1:08:11

mean this from everything in me. I Zoe

1:08:14

fish is my coachella I'm like I feel like the

1:08:16

way people care about like what Kendall Jenner or Hailey

1:08:18

Bieber or whatever where I only Care

1:08:20

what Zoe fish wears to Coachella. She is

1:08:22

Coachella like she she's just like she's it

1:08:24

She is the eight girl. Her fashion is

1:08:27

fucking impeccable every outfit of hers is a

1:08:29

10 out of 10 I aspire to be

1:08:31

her so bad. She is there anyone we don't like in

1:08:33

this though, cuz I want to say something mean about someone

1:08:35

Oh, yeah, definitely Zoe fish is my coachella though for real

1:08:37

like I love this I give this an 11 out of

1:08:39

10 It's so funny because I tried

1:08:41

on something just like the skirt that she's wearing. It's like

1:08:43

I think it's acting studios I don't know if hers is

1:08:45

back me studios did that like denim on mesh and I

1:08:48

put it on and I looked like somebody's

1:08:50

me maw Like

1:08:52

Stevie Nicks like I'm not even kidding

1:08:55

Yeah But it just ate like imagine

1:08:57

me in like some denim mesh like

1:08:59

to the floor shit and I was like

1:09:01

someone's gonna eat This up, but I had to like

1:09:03

rip it off my body. I was like absolutely not

1:09:05

He's fucking perfect. I want to talk about this look I Hate

1:09:10

this I loved his other

1:09:12

one. What was this? I only saw

1:09:14

him one of the days I thought he looked gorgeous

1:09:16

like like very traditional James

1:09:19

but like I love like he was still Coachella

1:09:21

this like I can't get behind the fucking mullet

1:09:23

wig I am so ridiculously behind this I think

1:09:26

the more because okay What we need to do

1:09:28

is find a photo of him that he didn't

1:09:30

post like what what did he look like? Standing

1:09:32

at the VIP bar because you tell he was

1:09:34

wearing a mullet wig I saw him in this

1:09:37

look and no like I thought

1:09:39

it was really I I don't

1:09:41

I just I like the like Conan

1:09:43

gray a vacation. I loved the eye

1:09:45

makeup The other looks

1:09:47

of his to me felt like To

1:09:50

him to styled to like I don't know

1:09:53

the colors too though I think you're gonna

1:09:55

look back on that and be like why

1:09:58

did I do I like I love I love

1:10:00

the fit. I love the mullet. Something

1:10:02

about a mullet just gets me going. The eye makeup,

1:10:04

I just wish he went like natural. Nothing. But it

1:10:06

felt natural to me for him. This was the look

1:10:08

that I would like, the other ones to me felt

1:10:11

one trip and fall away from an assless chap, okay?

1:10:13

Like this one to me felt like so different and

1:10:15

like, I don't fucking know. I loved it. Oh, I'm

1:10:17

obsessed with this Mimi Okaboy hat. I want it so

1:10:19

bad. I know, I almost, I thought about buying it

1:10:21

for you because you said you liked it, but then

1:10:23

I was like, I think I'm gonna have to buy

1:10:25

it for me. And I would

1:10:28

just borrow it, honestly. The wet t-shirts, like

1:10:30

the wet tank top look is so sickening.

1:10:32

But the only thing I didn't like about

1:10:34

a wet shirt is that Lele Pons and Hannah

1:10:36

Stocking did it. I loved it on them too.

1:10:38

For some reason, it really upset me. Oh, I

1:10:40

didn't see it. I think they did

1:10:43

their biggest with that. Like I liked seeing them in some

1:10:45

more chill shit. Like I saw Lele in person and I

1:10:47

was like, wow, I really liked it. Oh really? I

1:10:50

love, that would have been the outfit that

1:10:52

Alicia was just saying. I love the lonification

1:10:54

of Alicia Marie. Like you can see it

1:10:57

in her glow. When I saw her in person,

1:10:59

I was like, you've been lonified. And I love

1:11:01

this to you. I would wear, I just would

1:11:03

wear that. The George. I would wear it

1:11:05

too. I would lose the studied belt, but that's a, I would

1:11:07

lose my studied belt too. I know, I

1:11:09

just wear it too. This to me is everything.

1:11:12

I love that. See, that to me

1:11:14

is Ashley Schwann in Japan. Oh, it's

1:11:16

Cody Colachino down the street. I'm like, suddenly

1:11:18

I fucking hate her. That is Mario Selman

1:11:20

in Japan. Should

1:11:22

we throw Mario into this mix? I need, I

1:11:25

have shit to say. Oh, absolutely. Yeah,

1:11:28

this to me just feels like James Charles at Coachella

1:11:30

and like, I like them all

1:11:32

at once. Well, that's what I want to see. I want

1:11:34

to feel like, oh, it's Paige at Coachella, Tana at Coachella.

1:11:37

Like this feels like James at Coachella. The other one felt

1:11:39

like, but I think James made

1:11:41

Sononik give James that Coachella. His cream outfit

1:11:43

was the best, I thought. This was my

1:11:45

favorite Los Angeles pattern. I loved it. This

1:11:49

look is pretty good. I'll give her that. But

1:11:51

I can't tell if I just like how she looks. Yeah. It's

1:11:54

just a white t-shirt, but I love the little baby shorts.

1:11:56

Baby shorts were like my thing this year, like, or like

1:11:58

what I thought was going to be big. I get Coachella

1:12:00

and then I barely even saw any of it.

1:12:02

I saw so many baby shorts. That's all I saw.

1:12:05

That's all I saw. I feel like that was like

1:12:07

the, you know what I mean? I saw a lot

1:12:09

of baby shorts. I do love those shorts. She's a

1:12:11

boot. I just think I love to see her be

1:12:13

like, just like cool girl casual. But

1:12:17

I don't remember what her other outfits were. I

1:12:19

do like this one. Like her face just

1:12:21

gives me so like Miami girl, obviously Miami

1:12:24

girl, like gorgeous pretty that it's

1:12:26

like the outfit like, like

1:12:28

if you put like Devin Lee Carlson in that fit, I'd

1:12:30

be like, damn that eats. But because it's Alex, I'm like,

1:12:32

oh yeah, she like looks cute. Like

1:12:34

it's like, she's just so pretty that it like, Yeah.

1:12:37

I get what you're saying. Like president of the

1:12:39

Miami girls, like pretty, like so pretty that it

1:12:41

like, Yeah, that it like doesn't make the outfit

1:12:43

as cool. Like it's less edgy and more pretty

1:12:45

and put together. Correct. I get what you're saying.

1:12:48

I do really like this, honestly. Like I think

1:12:50

she looks sweet and. She

1:12:52

is gorgeous. Yeah, it's just, it's sweet. Um.

1:12:56

Oh my. This

1:12:58

made me want to go home. I

1:13:01

saw this in person and it made me want to go

1:13:03

home. That's all I know to say. It made me want

1:13:05

to go the fuck home. Like I've last minute I had

1:13:07

like a cooler edgy outfit and I didn't want to wear

1:13:09

it. Like my turtleneck lower. Yeah. Because I

1:13:11

was just like, this is like I'm doing too much. And then I wore

1:13:13

like just a more basic top and baby shorts and I got there and

1:13:15

I saw her and I was like, I'm a failure. And

1:13:18

I love it. We all blew it. She

1:13:20

is everything I want to be in more. God,

1:13:23

I'm obsessed with her. What's next? And if I took a

1:13:25

picture like that, someone would. Her other. Yeah.

1:13:28

Okay. I can't even keep talking about the way she's

1:13:30

perfect. Everything is perfect. To the

1:13:32

detail. But she puts in the effort and she

1:13:34

just has the eye that knows. My brain would

1:13:37

never do such a thing. Like layer layering those

1:13:39

two tops to me feels like E equals MC

1:13:41

squared. Yes. You know,

1:13:43

my, my, literally it would not compute. That would never happen in

1:13:45

my brain. Like it just wouldn't hate

1:13:47

awful, awful, awful. I love

1:13:49

her. I hate that so

1:13:52

much. But only, I feel like imagine getting

1:13:54

caught on a doorknob in that shit. Oh,

1:13:57

my nipple ring would be topsy turvy twisted around

1:13:59

in that. Sherry Hill prom dress.

1:14:02

Oh shit. It's Roberto

1:14:04

Cavalli. It's ugly No,

1:14:08

I like her I just loved the other one

1:14:10

I just want like this just feels so like

1:14:12

Windsor store Justine would bring me that outfit and

1:14:14

tell me it's Cavalli and then I would get

1:14:16

roped into wearing it You know what? I mean?

1:14:18

I just I guess it does weirdly It did

1:14:20

help me for you to tell me that like

1:14:22

i've had a lot of things like that happen

1:14:25

where like Some archive designer has

1:14:27

brought to me and just because it's archive

1:14:29

designer Yeah, like I get roped into it

1:14:32

and I don't realize what it looks like

1:14:34

to the average eye If

1:14:36

anyone can do this, it's her like just how

1:14:38

beautiful she is. I would look so fucking Oh

1:14:41

my god. I'm sitting here judging like I

1:14:44

can't like I know I won't have a fucking like

1:14:46

hang on tank top. Yeah, literally. Yeah, please

1:14:48

don't rate my gorgeous She's lily gourd. I

1:14:51

know I just totally got this. Yeah, you're right. This

1:14:53

really sucks I Would

1:14:56

love to see Michael Trowartha in

1:14:58

that like Michael Trowartha would

1:15:00

wear that it's on theme. That's what I'm

1:15:03

saying Literally, it's on theme like the dune

1:15:05

realness. It looks like he's going to Yeezy

1:15:07

Um service Sunday service Rick

1:15:09

Owens to me has to match personality

1:15:13

to an extent to me like I

1:15:16

like knowing James Charles and

1:15:19

You know what I mean like seeing him in like a like

1:15:21

a hard ass Rick Owens boot Like I know so many people

1:15:24

that I would see that in and love But

1:15:26

I think that that is his thing is playing

1:15:29

so much into the theme that it strays like

1:15:31

away from him And like he does like this

1:15:33

outfit eats No, but like it's

1:15:35

just like it doesn't eat. I love that he's

1:15:37

like like at the

1:15:40

Microsoft desktop I

1:15:42

know he's literally that's not at

1:15:44

coach. That's not a minecoachella That's

1:15:47

Sunday service that's where they had your Sunday service Yeah,

1:15:49

like I did that i've never once and those

1:15:51

boots are criminal. I don't care who the fuck

1:15:53

made them I love the boots.

1:15:55

I really do and I love Rick Owens. I

1:15:57

want that the problem. But like I I

1:16:00

think I give that. The beauty influencers

1:16:02

do something that no one else can.

1:16:05

Okay? Okay? I

1:16:07

think the word is should. No one else should.

1:16:09

Yes, exactly. Like they've got

1:16:12

to carry a percentile

1:16:14

of Coachella that no one

1:16:16

else can. It's giving like

1:16:18

Dorothy, no? Yeah. It's

1:16:21

like little both. Yeah. It'd be

1:16:23

long. My makeup looks like that today for

1:16:25

the canceled podcast. My

1:16:27

makeup looks just like that. Like actually look at me.

1:16:30

I don't even think the makeup outfit to me is

1:16:32

the problem. I think she looks great. I

1:16:35

see no difference, but no, I'm

1:16:37

not fucking. I'm not fucking with the

1:16:39

picnic table at Coachella

1:16:41

belt. Guys, this means because

1:16:43

I love Antonio. I love Antonio.

1:16:46

But we're trying to be, we're listen, we have

1:16:48

to be honest. I know. I love

1:16:50

Antonio so much. Also I can never see that belt

1:16:52

again on anyone. I can never see that belt again.

1:16:54

I have a problem where it's like if I love someone,

1:16:56

I want to say like their look, but that's just not always

1:16:58

true. I would be a bad friend

1:17:00

if I said, I think I might

1:17:02

as well get Mario up here. I saw everyone

1:17:05

in the beauty community and it was

1:17:07

this in a different way though. And I

1:17:09

think that that's the lore that is the beauty

1:17:11

community lore. Yeah. Okay.

1:17:15

They're like giving stagecoach that literally it's so funny because

1:17:17

I was just going to say like I saw Douse.

1:17:20

He is the most beautiful fucking person I've

1:17:22

ever seen. He really is. I'm

1:17:25

laughing because I saw him at the Coachella

1:17:27

VIP bar. We have this whole conversation at the end of

1:17:30

the conversation. He looks at me and he goes, now wash

1:17:32

your makeup off tonight, Pookie. And just walks away. And I

1:17:34

was like, that is so real. Like I

1:17:36

messaged him at 3am. I was like, I did it. It was

1:17:38

my first time doing it. That's why I have a stye. But

1:17:42

see, here's the thing. Like if I saw an

1:17:44

IG model in this, I would

1:17:47

be like, get your ass home. Yeah. Do

1:17:49

you know what I mean? Like it's, I'm

1:17:51

not into the toilet paper trend, but

1:17:55

it's Dune. No, it's

1:17:57

the Dune trend. No, it's not because it was long

1:17:59

before that. all those little flowers with

1:18:01

all the toilet papers on them everyone was

1:18:03

wearing that oh I guess that's fair my

1:18:05

birthday last year yeah me at the cancelled

1:18:07

podcast live dinner or lunch dinner we're just

1:18:09

live fucking all these men I

1:18:12

love it because it's Douth like a

1:18:14

you know what I'm like it's it's the big fitting

1:18:16

that I want his body I was just gonna say

1:18:19

the body doesn't come with the fit but oh my

1:18:21

god I complimented a beauty guru

1:18:23

this weekend on their BBL and

1:18:25

I didn't it was just one of those where I was

1:18:27

bored I was just bored and I was like

1:18:29

I love your video and then they were like yeah like you need

1:18:31

one like when are you gonna get one like hit me up like

1:18:33

some shit and I was like I didn't

1:18:36

actually want to smash back so I

1:18:38

want to be so clear nobody in

1:18:41

history besides Kylie Jenner has ever looked good with

1:18:44

the BBL it's so funny because when you compliment

1:18:46

the beauty gurus on their like surgeries like they

1:18:48

they'll talk to you like yeah like you need

1:18:50

this like I can't believe you don't have this

1:18:52

and it's like in your head you're just like

1:18:55

whatever yeah I love

1:18:58

it well their outfits are stupid but I love them

1:19:00

so much no but I someone's giving happy happy

1:19:04

more huh they're so shitty that it's no I

1:19:06

love them to say I felt the same way

1:19:08

about Haley Beiber's look where it's like I love

1:19:11

when you put so many stupid things together that

1:19:13

it's just fun I agree I love

1:19:15

going to Coachella looking like and I

1:19:17

love her red lips no matter what

1:19:20

I love that she's in her era where you know he looked at

1:19:22

her in that outfit and he's like is this good and she was

1:19:24

like yes babe yes I'm so

1:19:26

excited for what Taylor's new

1:19:28

album oh shit I love it I

1:19:32

love it so funny cuz if it was anyone

1:19:34

else you would absolutely like crucify yeah

1:19:36

it's another like just random couple we can think

1:19:39

of like stop rocking Rihanna on here well

1:19:41

yeah but like that's on a random couple I

1:19:43

would say oh who's next I mean you're just

1:19:45

like Oscar and Shay that's the worst thing

1:19:47

I've ever seen oh my god pitiful that's I

1:19:50

picture him posing out in front of a car

1:19:52

and like in front of a car with

1:19:54

the doors open this pitiful it's

1:19:56

so him you don't know him

1:19:58

I just know he likes that outfit You

1:20:00

know what I don't like when the low socks is

1:20:02

what's sending me to the moon is like like why

1:20:04

are your ankles showing? No Air

1:20:07

Force ones with the Burberry smack

1:20:09

back Burberry General

1:20:11

I'm like you retire it I love this Sabrina

1:20:13

and Taylor's men like div this though Like there's

1:20:15

something about being with a man and like you're

1:20:18

so in love with him and like fashions about

1:20:20

his forte And then you're just like yes babe.

1:20:22

I love your cojello fit. Oh, yeah, and you

1:20:24

know, I like Sabrina I feel

1:20:26

like she would be like take that the fuck off. You know

1:20:28

his fucking feet like toasty no chips Uh-huh

1:20:31

next but why do I want to oh, I love this one.

1:20:33

I think she's so cute Is

1:20:36

that a peplum top? No, it's not a peplum top.

1:20:38

She's just what it's a joke. It's a jersey. She

1:20:40

gets smoked for this Yeah,

1:20:43

why I love it. I

1:20:45

like it too, but it's not I mean, it's Haley so I think

1:20:47

she could do better I loved her other

1:20:49

one. I like this one. I like that her

1:20:51

cojello style has always just been her style elevated

1:20:53

I don't mean to be positive Polly pocket over

1:20:55

here. God damn it. Well, I mean,

1:20:58

I I think I loved her other outfit with

1:21:00

like the head Scarf and like all that. This

1:21:02

is not like my yeah, she I also love

1:21:04

that. She can just do whatever she wants and

1:21:06

Get away with it. That's the thing. Oh the

1:21:09

little Mary Jane's with the sock. This was

1:21:11

my favorite cojello outfit So cute. This is

1:21:13

my favorite cojello outfit Charlie D'Amelio. Oh

1:21:17

my god, it feels like almost just like Britney

1:21:19

Spears or something like her like getting older and

1:21:21

being like Able to

1:21:23

like really like slutify some shit like in

1:21:25

her hot girl era. This is so hot.

1:21:28

It's insane I love her. She looks perfect.

1:21:30

You know, I have to talk dance a

1:21:32

man I went I literally went up to her

1:21:34

I go keep dancing Charlie I heard it's funny

1:21:37

Ty was talking about that and didn't know that

1:21:39

that's like a thing Like thought you were just

1:21:41

so on drugs that you were like keep dancing

1:21:43

Charlie like and I had to explain to him

1:21:45

Laura dancing again. Yeah. Yeah, but like imagine not

1:21:47

knowing that I was over hearing you say that

1:21:49

and being like like thinking you're So on drugs

1:21:51

here just like You

1:21:53

were so drunk. You're like keep going. No, I

1:21:56

just got I like it was so happy that

1:21:58

she started dancing again. I saw men

1:22:01

swarming her like Unlike

1:22:04

like you could that's it's

1:22:06

a testing to the fact that she's finally in her

1:22:08

like old enough hot enough era To the point that

1:22:10

it's like scary Like I I hope that I just

1:22:13

don't want to see you hot on us Charlie I

1:22:15

I just saw her with a lot of men that I was also like

1:22:18

18 and fucking and look back now and

1:22:20

was like You know what? I mean? Like I just I I

1:22:22

have an event It is such a

1:22:24

canon event and you can't change it like you really

1:22:26

can't I just hope she's I don't want to see

1:22:28

your Get got by the the creepers. Yeah,

1:22:30

I love Charlie's looks so fucking much. She

1:22:32

looks beautiful. Yeah, she's very Paris Hilton's fair

1:22:35

Hilton It's ass like it

1:22:38

But she is perfect. She is just

1:22:40

miss Coachella and it's so cute I

1:22:42

just think this again gives Windsor store,

1:22:45

but it's Paris Hilton. So it's okay anyone

1:22:47

else I'm I'm handcuffing them and I'm taking

1:22:49

them to federal prison by a bit Where

1:22:52

that you should hit me? Yeah, she can do actually whatever

1:22:54

the fuck she wants like and I love her

1:22:56

a little flower crown I actually really do love it.

1:22:59

It is cute because I feel like throughout the year

1:23:01

She is Misconsistent like if anything happens like she is

1:23:03

going to look like that every year and it's a

1:23:05

serial when it's her like you See her walk by

1:23:07

with her nine bodyguards and it's like oh my god.

1:23:09

Oh, yeah, you know She'll sprint by and her poor bodyguards

1:23:11

are like having to keep up. Yeah, there is

1:23:14

no iconic What's my English like a little princess

1:23:16

love? Love love love

1:23:18

love love. I don't know about this

1:23:20

on you guys That

1:23:23

he looks he's dressed like Chris Miles. That's

1:23:25

why I love it I

1:23:28

I love like a mr. Put

1:23:30

that shit on like just like 80

1:23:32

different layered like things like this I fucking love

1:23:34

it wearing like five different pairs of boxers and

1:23:36

I love it I love that fur like I

1:23:38

had a little moment with that for this weekend

1:23:40

and I love it So I love like and

1:23:42

it's just like imagine them walking by you Like

1:23:45

I would be so gagged if they walked by

1:23:47

me in this no, I they're sweaty. I can

1:23:49

tell they're sweaty I

1:23:51

love Rihanna so much and do anything she can do

1:23:53

anything and I will never ever ever criticize her But

1:23:55

I will criticize I want to be this for Halloween

1:23:58

like that's how much I love it. I love it

1:24:00

so much. I love his boots. Yeah,

1:24:02

all of it. I think he got cold. I

1:24:04

don't think that was his look. I think he

1:24:06

got cold. He is my favorite. This

1:24:08

is just a Jake Shane review. Yeah, he is

1:24:10

my favorite person in the entire world. I can't

1:24:12

express it enough. I told him this weekend, I

1:24:14

was like, your use of your social media is

1:24:17

like, it's perfect. Like you're moving

1:24:19

mountains for the next generation. I love you

1:24:21

so much. I love everything he posts, everything

1:24:23

he does. I love that he hard posted

1:24:25

this not in a swipe set, like just

1:24:27

one photo in his crew neck and bandana.

1:24:29

Like he's so authentic. So funny. He is

1:24:31

just like a little ball of sunshine about

1:24:33

his breath. It

1:24:36

wasn't the caption of this, like had to cover up

1:24:38

my titties or something. Oh, he is like a little

1:24:40

ray of sunshine. So fucking cute. He's never had someone

1:24:42

make that happy. He's 20 out of 10. Yeah.

1:24:45

Yeah. In fact, he's perfect. This was

1:24:47

his coach. I'm sick.

1:24:50

I'm not even, I can't explain the visceral

1:24:52

reaction that I had when I saw this

1:24:54

woman pull up on her fucking motorcycle. I

1:24:56

am sick to my stomach. She is so

1:24:58

fucking beautiful. And whoever got her her, I

1:25:00

have never felt the

1:25:02

way I felt seeing her in her first.

1:25:04

I loved this outfit, but the blue, the

1:25:07

other one on stage, I've never felt

1:25:09

like it was like God, like

1:25:11

it genuinely felt like she wasn't a person.

1:25:13

It was so ethereal. Literally, she's

1:25:16

like, I've never seen anybody with her. Like,

1:25:18

Oh God, she looks like a fucking princess.

1:25:20

She is. She has kiss three. I know

1:25:23

in life. She is actually perfect. She's

1:25:25

the most stunning woman on the fucking

1:25:28

planet. Timeless beauty. Like, Oh my

1:25:30

God, I'm in love. This wasn't even

1:25:32

like a rate of her outfit. I'm like, she's gorgeous. Yeah.

1:25:35

Outfits great. No notes. Zero.

1:25:39

Love. I loved Olivia

1:25:41

Rodrigo's look here so much. Like

1:25:43

it's so simple, but it's saying so much.

1:25:46

I feel like that's just another day for

1:25:48

Gwen. I loved that they brought out

1:25:50

Olivia. So like, I just thought that was

1:25:52

so like, I missed it though. I watched

1:25:54

the whole no doubt side. I just don't remember seeing

1:25:56

Olivia. I don't know where I was during that. I

1:25:59

feel about when I went. I just don't even remember

1:26:01

seeing her. I love this outfit. I like that

1:26:04

some shit I would have wanted to wear to Coachella a

1:26:06

few years ago and it's just so going only she can

1:26:08

do it. Yeah, truly. And I'm so happy for that. Perfect.

1:26:11

Perfect. Perfect little princess. Oh,

1:26:13

this stage set also had me gagged like

1:26:15

the red bed in the daytime. It's so,

1:26:18

so cute. She's actually like,

1:26:20

and she had the best set time. That's my favorite

1:26:22

set time when they're blowing in the wind and it's

1:26:24

like, like sun's about to set. I

1:26:27

miss them every year. Oh my God. It

1:26:29

was so good. I think the story's

1:26:32

outfit was tragic. Like the little videos of him recording her. Yeah,

1:26:34

and she waits to him. Yeah. She's the

1:26:36

cutest. I think I love her. It's so funny though, because like

1:26:38

when I look at her, she's so innocent

1:26:40

and like, boys came in

1:26:43

me three times. Yeah.

1:26:46

I know. And I feel like I used to hate

1:26:48

those little like jingles that she would do at the end, but now

1:26:51

I'm kind of with it. She is the people's princess. I'm

1:26:53

just not with it when we're at the era's tour. I'm like

1:26:55

someone seven in the audience. Ooh, yeah. Did

1:27:00

you see her doing the Jojo dance in this? No. Like

1:27:03

she was on stage hitting like the... No. No,

1:27:06

I'm a bitch. Yeah, I fully... And Jojo like do

1:27:08

edit it. It was just funny. Like all the comments

1:27:10

are like, she's not, she's not

1:27:12

teaming this. She's not with you, Jojo. We

1:27:15

are well... I feel like she was hammered during

1:27:17

doing this, which also made it like so iconic

1:27:19

to me. Maybe she wasn't.

1:27:21

She was just, maybe she was just lit, but like I loved

1:27:23

it. Like I felt like she was just like on

1:27:25

her shit. Yeah, that's how I got my phone stolen. Is

1:27:28

she meeting Odessa? It's up

1:27:30

in the air. I don't know. Did

1:27:32

you hear her like sample of her new song? Yeah. Some

1:27:35

people think it's Claro. Both great choices. Ooh. Both

1:27:38

great choices. Yeah, she didn't slay

1:27:40

here necessarily, but I love her regardless and

1:27:42

that's that. But I mean, it's Billie

1:27:45

again. She can do anything. Like she'd

1:27:47

wear that. Yeah. Like

1:27:49

if I saw her wear this on the Grammys carpet, I would still be like it's

1:27:51

Billie and she's slang. She

1:27:53

just like, no rules apply to her to me. Yeah. You

1:27:56

know. She was going gay when she took them

1:27:58

nails off. This was my favorite outfit in the. absolute

1:28:00

entire world when she came out on stage

1:28:02

I came wait do you know

1:28:04

that Tyler Lambert did her fur look yes

1:28:06

really he's king of the fur I'll tell

1:28:08

you that much is I want him to

1:28:10

make me some fur Tony's I'm bushed up

1:28:12

this set gave me full body chills like

1:28:14

actual full body chills she did demons and

1:28:17

me and Ari were walking up to the

1:28:19

stage and I was like actually

1:28:21

being possessed it was so fucking good it was one of

1:28:23

those things where I was like this is a satanic ritual

1:28:25

but I want to be a part of it oh yeah

1:28:28

what's wrong with satanic I don't think I know enough about him I

1:28:31

don't know I feel like this is how I look

1:28:33

after eight hours with miss Kim beauty and like I'm

1:28:35

so into it I'm so into it I

1:28:37

really want to do an outfit like this what's

1:28:40

next I

1:28:43

fucking love I spice because she is just always

1:28:45

in a Gia set like like taking ass yeah

1:28:47

I think that's the bothers me about it I

1:28:49

think it's just knowing that it's IMG I'm like

1:28:51

I spice you have millions and millions of dollars

1:28:53

again that's in the deli it's just

1:28:56

but she can do no wrong to me

1:28:58

because I think she's the cutest fucking little

1:29:00

angel but like something about her almost makes

1:29:02

me feel like she's like the face of

1:29:04

a Gia baddie yeah like she's getting paid

1:29:06

differently probably yeah I'm Gia post everything

1:29:08

she does oh yeah I would too if she

1:29:10

was wearing I'm Gia yeah also you could just

1:29:13

see her liking I am Gia hello like she's

1:29:15

just so authentic to herself and like I look

1:29:17

good in this like I look like about you

1:29:19

are her body's made for it you know like

1:29:21

that's that's why I think I'm into it because

1:29:23

she is like the face of it like the

1:29:25

poster girl of a Gia set and it's like iconic

1:29:27

does she have like the Jersey Shore nails going on

1:29:30

like how they look like duck nails she does oh my god I want duck

1:29:32

nails oh my god but if I had

1:29:38

duck nails like I would end you like

1:29:40

cheese under them you can just see it now we

1:29:42

can't I thought I was gonna be cooking people because

1:29:46

usually I am but like

1:29:50

I was I was really positive today honestly half

1:29:52

those outfits fucking sucked I just didn't have it

1:29:54

in me to like cut like I just I can't

1:29:56

separate the person from the outfit at this point like I feel like

1:29:58

I'm coming for the person whatever But I

1:30:00

think the reason why I have transcended

1:30:04

into this era where I'm being like nicer about

1:30:06

people's outfits is because I think that I had

1:30:08

an ego death about the things

1:30:10

that I have worn to pass Coachella's. And

1:30:13

I just I want to talk about a couple Coachella

1:30:15

outfits of my own today if that's okay you guys.

1:30:18

Time was it. An issue of formal apology maybe

1:30:20

for a few. This was not that long ago.

1:30:22

This was last time I went with you and

1:30:24

I actually don't think this is bad. Yeah, this

1:30:26

is like what? I think it's like to be

1:30:28

honest with you I think it's just my pose.

1:30:32

Why am I doing that? Did you post that?

1:30:34

Like yes, I posted that on my grid. Why

1:30:36

do I have my why did I always have

1:30:38

to have a hand up like that like on

1:30:40

the head? Like it was just so unnecessary. Is

1:30:42

your signature move? It also like the glasses and

1:30:44

my hair matched like my hair had blue and

1:30:46

yellow like rubber bands all in it. Like I

1:30:48

would do blue and yellow but I do like

1:30:50

I love that corset. Of course, that's great. Well,

1:30:52

wasn't it like vintage Dior? Yeah, but that again

1:30:54

just one of those things where I think I

1:30:56

got roped in because of the I don't know

1:30:58

this one is it this was just like to

1:31:00

get us in the water. Okay, can we

1:31:02

keep going shoes? Wait go

1:31:04

back those shoes you beat the

1:31:07

smithereens. They've seen it all the

1:31:09

soles were falling off. They've

1:31:12

seen it. Absolutely. And I still wear them to this day.

1:31:14

I can't even believe but now I'm three sizes bigger. So

1:31:17

interesting. Yeah, this is like

1:31:19

not even okay in any any

1:31:21

capacity at all whatsoever. I

1:31:24

love like the fish

1:31:27

that underwear underneath. Yeah, like I know you

1:31:29

had the craziest yeast infection after this situation.

1:31:32

I'm not even kidding Brooke. I like your

1:31:34

right like what this outfit did to my

1:31:36

puss like I think I just now recovered

1:31:39

the fanny pack is a low crazy. Where

1:31:41

was I in the chains? Like I just imagine

1:31:43

the chain like all cold on your leg dude.

1:31:45

This Kylie wore this a set like this to

1:31:47

Coachella, but it was like she was so rich

1:31:50

that it was like at her house like it's

1:31:52

a pregame by the pool. Oh, I remember the

1:31:54

photo. I know what you're talking. I'm pretty sure

1:31:56

hers is blue and I thought that

1:31:58

I was giving. It'll roll exactly just

1:32:00

like Kylie. Exactly just like Kylie. Like I thought

1:32:02

I was Kylie fucking Jenner. I need to show

1:32:05

you some candids too. Like this is, think about

1:32:07

this. This looks like as good as it got.

1:32:09

Ooh, yeah. Like I'm posing. Yeah,

1:32:11

yeah, yeah. Absolutely awful. Another interesting pose choice,

1:32:13

but that's none of my business. It

1:32:16

was the vibe at the time. What's Kendall Jenner

1:32:18

saying? I'm so happy. It's the talent 2015. I'm

1:32:20

happy you put the tongue back in your mouth.

1:32:22

Me too. So happy I put my tongue. It

1:32:24

was, I don't even know. What's next? Guys,

1:32:27

can I show you before? The

1:32:30

earrings. Oh my God. Oh

1:32:33

my God. Speaking of my earrings, I'm glad I

1:32:35

have them. Oh my God. I'm glad I've never

1:32:37

seen this. You still have

1:32:39

those fucking earrings. And

1:32:42

she will not throw them away.

1:32:44

You won't give up. Like she

1:32:46

thinks she's gonna use those again. The

1:32:49

eye makeup, the scrunchies did that. I think the

1:32:51

pasties did that and I had to change. Look

1:32:53

at my laces on my shoes. No.

1:32:57

Oh, you're supposed to do that. Listen, what I will

1:32:59

give you is your attention to detail on this one.

1:33:03

This is a one. That you missed not

1:33:05

one single thing. This is a product of

1:33:08

being on so many drugs. Like

1:33:10

so many drugs. The clear bra, you can't even

1:33:12

like see the chains. Like the pink leopard with

1:33:14

the. Where were your friends? Dude, you know what's

1:33:16

funny? Is they all looked like that. I think

1:33:19

that's the problem as well. Let me show you a photo

1:33:21

of me, Ashley, and Isabella this year. I

1:33:23

think that this is also a product

1:33:25

of. ED. From

1:33:27

Las Vegas and going to EDC and thinking

1:33:30

that all festivals were made

1:33:32

equally. Yes, I

1:33:34

need to find, hold on. It was like the

1:33:36

blind leading the blind. This

1:33:39

is the outfit that made me like looking back

1:33:41

at this one that made me fucking realize like,

1:33:43

you have no room to say anything about anything

1:33:45

anyone has ever wanted to. I know I had

1:33:47

the shit to talk and I like did not

1:33:49

fly out. Like look at me asking an Isabella.

1:33:53

Oh, Isabella's bandana. Like, oh

1:33:55

yeah. I'm assuming this is

1:33:58

like pre stylist. For sure. Yeah,

1:34:00

for fucking sure this this one just makes me

1:34:02

want to kill myself and start my own life

1:34:04

over I'm not even kidding necklace photo What

1:34:15

the fact that this is a professional photo that

1:34:17

someone had to take of me Like

1:34:19

and I was walking around this party and it

1:34:21

was like Stasi baby and shit like no one

1:34:23

had like the fact that these People were like

1:34:25

talking to me and shit like Tana You are

1:34:27

so embarrassing the face tune on all of these

1:34:29

two like who the fuck is that? But I

1:34:31

didn't think it was crazy when you did it

1:34:33

like I remember seeing these at that time and

1:34:35

not thinking it was Like so out there Thanks,

1:34:38

Brooke. Yeah next So

1:34:45

girly girly coated This

1:34:48

is the only time I've actually ever done anything assless

1:34:50

that I can like stand behind like I'm not like

1:34:52

I don't think That's bad at all. I think it's

1:34:54

looked amazing. I actually like this outfit

1:34:56

and like it was the time It was the

1:34:59

dog. I like seeing whatever your your profile picture

1:35:01

was at that time. Like I remember that I'm

1:35:03

gonna let this outfit live but I think it's

1:35:05

the only time I ever should have done assless

1:35:07

and unfortunately It was one of my like 50

1:35:09

assless Journeys, you know what I

1:35:11

mean? I just whatever over his little pose. Yeah,

1:35:14

I can't even believe This

1:35:18

Is this is the case

1:35:20

of the swing set? Yep face

1:35:22

tune I don't I

1:35:25

just I almost wish we we were taking it

1:35:27

like anatomy at that time because sometimes you would

1:35:29

do things that weren't even like like Anatomically

1:35:31

like Alexis Ren didn't even have that going

1:35:34

on what swing set face Oh,

1:35:36

there's this like photo of her on a swing set that she

1:35:38

faced in so crazy that it like literally went down in history

1:35:41

As the swing set photo it was the time I'm

1:35:43

not even like I'm more mad at the face. Oh

1:35:45

young at that time That's what all of us were

1:35:47

wearing at that time I would just do anything to

1:35:49

redo the mugshot and not have glitter tears

1:35:51

in Vegas Nate blue pack on You know

1:35:54

what I mean? Whatever next Can

1:35:57

I talk to you guys about the one where you were the yellow Bikini.

1:36:00

Wait, wait, wait. Paige, I wore just

1:36:03

a yellow bikini like this, like no pants

1:36:05

to Coachella, like just cheeked out. And like

1:36:07

keep in mind, like this is me like

1:36:10

arching and doing the most. Like I'm literally

1:36:12

bent over. Imagine me just flat Stanley standing

1:36:14

there, like at all times with no pants

1:36:16

on. And I

1:36:19

remember I showed up to Bella's house, and

1:36:22

I was like ashamed of her. I was

1:36:24

like, I can't believe she has on this

1:36:26

much clothing. Like I can't believe. And like

1:36:28

she's wearing like a Coachella outfit. Like it's

1:36:30

still, yeah. Like she's wearing pants and like

1:36:32

a waist, like as she shilled. Is

1:36:34

that her sister? Yeah. Oh, OK. I literally,

1:36:37

I thought it was like Photoshop or something.

1:36:39

Like I was judging all of them. And

1:36:42

it's like kind of your giving race car

1:36:44

pool party. The literal checkered socks are

1:36:46

sending. There was a checkered fanny hat. At

1:36:49

the high top. I can't even. No. Yeah.

1:36:53

This is. You are giving. I know who you

1:36:56

were influenced at this time, and it should have

1:36:58

stopped. Who did

1:37:00

I think I was? You look like I'm

1:37:02

a goofy Cooper. Right. Like with the shoes

1:37:04

on. Like Tomb

1:37:06

Raider. I just can't even. I really can't

1:37:08

even believe it. I thought I ate so

1:37:11

hard. Like you couldn't talk to me at

1:37:13

this hotel. I would have been getting caught

1:37:15

on everything. Oh, I was.

1:37:17

I was getting caught on absolutely everything. I

1:37:19

know you put tones like on your titty

1:37:22

right there. Yeah. Like who's boobs. I

1:37:24

can't even actually. And like the hair too. Like trying

1:37:27

to give it like some array of five. Like you

1:37:29

know eight tracks were out. Like it's just. And

1:37:32

you couldn't talk to me. I thought everyone

1:37:34

else was worse dressed than me. Who was

1:37:36

the silent bow here. Paige. Tomb

1:37:39

Raider. Like I don't know. I really don't know. This is

1:37:41

one of the most Googled outfits of that year. And I

1:37:43

remember thinking like I was so cool for that. And it's

1:37:45

like no. They

1:37:48

weren't Googling it on your side, sweetie. Yeah. They

1:37:50

were like what the fuck. I love like the

1:37:52

pink and green nails. Like you stay consistent. This

1:37:54

was for that pink and green look like I

1:37:56

had. Oh.

1:37:58

Oh. Oh. Oh. That was the

1:38:00

same year as super scary film That

1:38:03

was like like Saturday. I was this and Sunday. I

1:38:06

was that you know what though I feel like

1:38:08

bitches were eating this up and like what was this 24? That's

1:38:10

the thing. I think it really was the vibe at the time

1:38:12

it was I

1:38:15

can't there's no Coachella where the pink and green

1:38:17

would have made sense in my opinion

1:38:19

Mm-hmm. That's it for that segment. There are more.

1:38:21

There's so many more Fuck

1:38:24

I wish I could find you this denim moment that

1:38:26

I wore one year so bad page like

1:38:29

in my ass this era I

1:38:31

need to see that's crazy. You're

1:38:33

kidding. You're actually kidding

1:38:36

You're actually getting and just again like look

1:38:38

at what I'm having to do to even

1:38:40

try to get an ass Like imagine just

1:38:42

standing there like like standing up straight. That's

1:38:45

the front of them. Oh my god I

1:38:48

remember that I had a line of my spray tan from

1:38:50

the port of body But you could

1:38:52

see where I sat affected the balance in

1:38:54

the bottom and then with the stock Balenciaga

1:38:56

is is so Absolute

1:38:58

federal federal federal and I thought

1:39:00

I was again just the coolest

1:39:03

person at Coachella Standing

1:39:09

up straight. Oh, yeah, you're doomed.

1:39:12

It wasn't a good time. I don't think Like

1:39:16

and it's just like the the want

1:39:18

and need and desire to be that

1:39:21

naked in public Like at that

1:39:23

point just go naked pity out like I just

1:39:25

I can't even believe that was the one that

1:39:27

really got me going this year Yeah,

1:39:30

you had a vision. I don't know what

1:39:32

it was We

1:39:35

can be done with the outfit segment. I just think that

1:39:37

I had to really like give myself a hard time Well

1:39:39

Paige, thank you for joining us on this episode of canceled.

1:39:41

I'm so I think you should come back all the time

1:39:43

He's so funny. I'm not kidding. I would I would love

1:39:45

nothing more than for you to be here a lot, brookie

1:39:47

I love you so much by the time this comes out.

1:39:49

We will be back on tour

1:39:52

and Chaos will be ensuing. I

1:39:55

am so excited and nervous for

1:39:57

this run and we got a show to come

1:39:59

up with and let us know what you want

1:40:01

to see. But yeah, we love you guys so

1:40:03

much and we will talk to you in the

1:40:05

next episode of the cancel podcast. Thank you.