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3:37

Harmony. Hey, girl. Yeah, we kinda hate that

3:39

up, it was giving pitch perfect. I know.

3:42

Woo hoo, Paige, we're so excited to have

3:44

you back. The people loved you. That's right.

3:46

In fact, they wanna replace me. That's

3:49

right. Fun. You did.

3:51

I get it. It's so funny how it just goes in

3:53

and out like a cycle. It's like, yeah, whatever. Someone's

3:56

always on the torch. I

3:58

know. And I'm like, come on

4:00

relapse already. I'm just kidding,

4:02

because that's the only time they like me

4:05

is when she's off her rocker. That's not true.

4:08

I don't believe that. I'm just joking. I

4:11

was nervous. Like I almost told Tana to scrap the episode

4:13

because I didn't think it was going to be like entertaining

4:15

or interesting. I have a really bad eye for that because

4:17

sometimes I'll be like, this is going to be received so

4:19

badly and people love it. And then the opposite or like,

4:21

I'll be like, oh my God, people are going to love this.

4:24

And I'm like, this is the worst episode ever. I know both

4:26

of you will like, we'll be sitting on a banger episode. And

4:28

you guys are like, no, no, no, that's not

4:30

the one I'm like, what do you mean? But

4:32

it was a really good one. I thought it

4:34

was going to be like decent feedback, just whatever.

4:36

I was not expecting like overwhelming positivity. I was

4:38

like, thank God. I know, everyone's so nice. Everyone's

4:40

like, Paige should model. Paige is so funny. Lou.

4:44

But like one hate comment and like I would

4:46

have, my therapist would be getting new veneers. Yeah.

4:48

It's so fair. It's so fair.

4:50

I need to get back into therapy, I think. I am

4:52

so happy that both of you are sitting across to me right

4:54

now because I need you to just

4:57

carry this episode on your back.

5:00

Dude, I am, we just got back from

5:02

tour. And

5:04

it's so crazy because we obviously, we have

5:06

our four California shows left, you know, but

5:08

we were all saying this. It feels like

5:10

that last show in Chicago to me felt

5:12

like we were done. It does, because everything

5:15

else is just like a friendly neighborhood show.

5:17

Right, that's what I'm saying. And

5:20

it was like our last time actually being on the bus. And

5:22

I feel like that was just kind of the end to that

5:24

chapter. Did you guys feel like this one felt shorter?

5:26

I didn't even think it felt shorter. It felt like

5:29

we were gone for so long. This one felt like

5:31

six months. I know, it was almost like coming home

5:33

in between made it harder to go back out. Not

5:35

that it's like a horrible thing to be

5:37

out there, but it feels, it

5:39

just felt like so much happened in such a short amount

5:41

of time that it felt like I was gone for a

5:43

year. Literally, it's such a time for text

5:46

though touring. Like it's, I think I was

5:48

saying to Paige that there is

5:50

something about going out with no foreseeable end date.

5:52

Like if you, when you go out and you're

5:54

like, oh, I'm never coming home essentially. Yeah, so

5:56

you're more in it. Yeah, you really get comfortable.

5:58

Yeah, it's like I live. Like this is my

6:00

life. Yeah. Yeah. And but I think we just were

6:02

counting down not like that making it

6:04

sound like I wanted to be home so bad. I didn't at

6:07

all, but I was just like, oh my gosh, see like this

6:09

five amount of days back. Yeah. This, you know what I mean?

6:11

You know what I mean? Right. It's the

6:13

same concept. It literally was. It felt like school

6:15

before the summer break. Like every day I'm like

6:17

three days left, two days left. And it just

6:19

felt like the longest time ever. But then the

6:21

second I get home every time I'm like, oh

6:23

man, I know I go the same way. I'm

6:25

bored. Fuck. You know what I mean? We have to go to

6:27

Cabo in five hours. I know you

6:30

got that for y'all. Paige, can I

6:32

like I literally in the three years

6:34

that I have known Paige, I have

6:36

never seen you so livid. Sorry, Ty,

6:39

about going on a trip ever.

6:42

And OK, it sounds like the world's biggest champagne problem

6:44

because it really is. And like I don't want to

6:46

sound ungrateful or like anything because it's like, well, you

6:48

have to go to Cabo. OK, you're safe here. You're

6:50

still in the already. But I'm just

6:53

such a homebody and like there is nothing that

6:55

I value more than my alone time. And I

6:57

was like, just talked about this. Yes. I'm like

6:59

the biggest recluse in the world. And it's like

7:01

my social battery once it drains. I'm like, I'm

7:03

out for the count. I need to put your

7:05

phone back on the charger. That's like what a

7:07

lot of time is, is like literally charging yourself.

7:09

Like, you know how Whitney Cummings was like, I

7:11

have my energy dollars and like once they're gone,

7:13

like that's it. My energy dollars have been gone

7:15

since like five days. You're in debt. Yeah, I'm

7:17

in debt. But

7:20

I swear to God, like Paige

7:22

said the word Cabo, like anger

7:24

me maybe 400 times yesterday.

7:26

Was that yesterday we were flying home? Yeah.

7:28

We only got back yesterday. How was

7:31

your flight? I felt like we

7:34

were flying from Singapore. Like,

7:36

oh, my God. And I was like walking the

7:39

aisle like a dad. Like, you know, like your

7:41

bones start hurting. Like I kept having to

7:43

get up and stretch like a 50 year

7:45

old man. I can't believe this is twenty

7:47

five. Like my bones hurt so

7:50

bad. Really? So you have no idea.

7:52

At least they flew you first class

7:54

for whatever reason. I love they flew.

7:56

I flew. Yeah, I know. But but

7:58

they you know, they book. just all on

8:01

their own and then send us the flights, or at least in

8:03

my experience, I got a middle seat on an economy flight. I'm

8:05

like, damn. No one wanted to

8:07

ask me, like I could have bought it. Yeah,

8:09

no, I was like hand selecting. I had to

8:11

be maximum comfort. It was, yeah, it was so

8:14

long. And then we got home at like 11

8:16

p.m., got my hair

8:18

done until two, woke up this morning, and

8:20

went and shot a commercial with Bella Thorne.

8:22

I had a big week. How

8:25

about tomorrow? Great Senate for... Wait,

8:27

I'm jealous. Can you tell me about your day this morning? Just

8:30

so like not on my bingo card at

8:32

all. Essentially, Bella texted me like a couple

8:34

months ago, and you know I always do this.

8:36

She's like, hey, I'm shooting this commercial for Amfar.

8:39

And I've been saying, I kind of want to

8:41

like do more charity stuff,

8:43

more mainstream stuff, raise awareness for some shit. Fucking

8:45

do something, right? You know what I mean? And

8:47

like, I was like, Amfar, that's perfect. And that's

8:49

an honor to even be asked to be in

8:51

an Amfar commercial. And so I said

8:53

yes, you're like four months ago. And then

8:55

of course, it falls on the day after

8:57

tour. I don't even remember what REM sleep

9:00

feels like anymore. I'm like, what's a spindle?

9:02

I just obviously couldn't bail and I went

9:04

today. And it was actually like really

9:06

iconic. And like, I

9:08

kept thinking like, God, I'd be so happy to

9:10

be here if I like got an hour of

9:12

sleep. But like, it still was like really sick.

9:14

I still can't act for shit. You already know.

9:18

Because you'll be like, oh, I'm gonna do it. They're premiering it. I

9:20

think it's Bella. Yeah, in Cannes.

9:22

Can's? Can? At the Amfar

9:24

Gala, like in France. Is it Can? Right,

9:26

Can. It's so funny though,

9:29

because I was just like, today as I was acting, I was

9:31

like, it should not be at anybody's Can. Like,

9:33

I just, you know me, you know I can't act. It's

9:35

funny because you. I think you can. I think you just

9:37

can't when you're like too aware of it. It was good.

9:40

I think you act when like, you don't want people

9:42

to know you're acting. That's fair. That's great actress. Right,

9:44

like get me in bed and I'm putting on a

9:46

fucking 10 out of 10 performance. If

9:48

I need to lie to a straight man, let's go. But

9:50

the second I'm like reading lines, I'm like, uh. I've

9:53

seen it happen in real time too. Her line will be

9:55

like, hi, I'm Tanda. She's like hot. I

9:58

completely get it. Oh, because it's

10:00

like I really do I get how that happens. I

10:03

just suck at doing anything that's forced into me I

10:05

don't think I can like leave my own brain and

10:08

like You know what? I

10:10

mean? It's just like whatever but it was funny because you were

10:12

supposed to do it and then Obviously,

10:15

we're just hired tour whatever we get back. So Amari went

10:17

with me today He didn't know he was gonna do it

10:19

and they just like handed him a script that literally

10:21

said Brooke and he just read all Of your

10:23

lines. I had lines. Yeah, I didn't know it

10:25

was like that. I thought I was like a

10:27

background character I'm like, I could probably skip this.

10:30

No, I'm not skipping. I had a lot of shit to

10:32

do today. Absolutely No, I mean, I think

10:34

it was good that Amari went like it's stupid

10:36

Yeah, right. It felt like we took a little

10:38

time machine to like 2019. Yeah, that is you

10:41

know, like Bella and all her Also, I don't

10:43

know Bella like kind of scared of her. She

10:45

was really slayed today. I feel like She

10:47

just she was really proud of her like intimidated

10:49

by her cuz I like you know,

10:52

I was a shake it up girl Me too. She

10:54

says jump. I say how high she scares me forever.

10:56

But in the best way. Yeah, she really killed it

10:58

I remember like we went to a party one time

11:00

and Bella was there and you were like about to

11:02

introduce me and you took Me aside and you're like,

11:05

okay. I'm just gonna give you a warning. There's a

11:07

50-50 like chance here There's your yeah, you

11:09

were like it's gonna go one of two ways Either

11:11

she's gonna love you and be so nice or she's

11:13

going to be the rudest person on the planet And

11:16

I was so nervous. I was like meeting her shaking. I

11:18

was like hi on page. She was so nice I

11:21

was probably a little mad at her at the time. I don't think she's the rudest

11:23

person but there were

11:25

so many people there that were Bella's friends that like

11:27

when she Did like hated me

11:30

like when she made that song about me stupid fucking bitch

11:32

Like there were so many people that were like in that

11:34

music video and I remember at the time I like I

11:36

cussed everyone out, you know what I mean? And then today

11:38

I'm just being all nice to people that like my last

11:40

interaction with them was like fuck you Oh

11:43

shit, that's kind of funny. I felt like I dealt with

11:45

that after like the not

11:47

to bring you back to Mindy but When

11:50

the Mindy thing happened, I like remembered every

11:52

single person who like like blocked me

11:54

like whatever it was and I came back I was

11:56

like I loved her and then hated all these bitches.

11:59

It's so fair on Honestly, so fucking

12:01

fair. This is Oakley? I

12:04

remember it. Speaking of

12:07

Alexis Oakley. Wait, just kidding, Alexis. Well,

12:09

if you're gonna use that as a transition, then I can't believe

12:11

it. Okay,

12:17

we've all grown now. We're all good now. She knows.

12:19

She freed up, unfollowed me so quick, and I will

12:21

never forget it. Now, she earned her

12:23

points back when? Gypsy

12:26

Rose Blanchard made

12:28

a FaceTime call into our

12:30

camp, okay? Twice. She

12:33

did it two times. All day, Paige is

12:35

like, I have a surprise for you. I say all day, it was like...

12:37

Twice. All day,

12:39

Paige is like, I have a surprise for you. And

12:41

I'm like thinking it's literally a Crunchwrap Supreme. And

12:43

she hates surprises. She was like so on edge.

12:46

That's really crazy that you knew about it all

12:48

day, because then you lied to me about it. Okay,

12:50

no, no, no, no. I was just gonna create...

12:52

You can actually go back on the footage after I

12:54

said all day the first time. I literally said I

12:56

say all day, like it wasn't like one hour. I

12:58

just said that you can roll back the footage. One

13:00

hour is still premeditated. She told me she had no

13:02

clue. I had no clue. That

13:05

it was gonna be Gypsy on the phone. I had no

13:07

clue. I was sitting in the green room. I

13:10

was sitting in the green room. They went to do their

13:12

meeting. Okay. Michael Scott. No, I do

13:14

it like fleabag. You ever seen fleabag? No. You

13:17

guys were doing your meeting. I'm in the green room. I

13:19

get a call from Alexis Oakley. I didn't even put two

13:21

and two together. That was Gypsy day. So I answer and

13:23

it's literally Gypsy on the phone. I was like, oh, there's

13:25

no way. I was freaking out when

13:27

Alexis was like, where's Tana? Where's Tana? And

13:30

I was like, she's doing the meet and greet right now. Like, whatever.

13:32

And she was like, what? She

13:36

was like, have her call me back

13:38

when she's done. Do you ever

13:40

leave your own body? Like, did you

13:42

leave your own body and you're like, there's no way

13:45

I'm in Milwaukee right now. And Gypsy Rose Blanchard is

13:47

on the phone asking. It's so

13:49

funny because like me three months ago, I would have,

13:51

but the Lexapro, I like didn't even care. I was

13:53

just like, okay, cool. Cool. Like

13:56

I was just chatting it up with Gypsy Rose like

13:58

that's casual. But

14:01

she was so nice. I feel like everyone's asking like,

14:03

what did you guys talk about? But it was, I

14:05

literally just kept calling her a hot ass bitch and

14:07

she was laughing. She looks so beautiful, I love you.

14:09

She really does. Like the Alexis Oakley

14:11

beat the blonde hair, the nose job. We're about

14:13

to be twins. Play. Honestly. Like

14:15

that is the Tana smack pack right there.

14:18

I mean, we want to

14:20

have her uncanceled so bad. I fear we're

14:22

going to have to go to wherever she

14:24

is due to parole. Yeah, been there. I'm

14:28

like, fine, stop listening. Her

14:30

parole, but I'm so ready to have her uncanceled.

14:32

And I absolutely love her. It was such a

14:35

like, it's so funny because I'm

14:37

about to say it felt like such a rock

14:39

star moment. Like Gypsy Rose Blanchard calls me and

14:41

then I walk out on stage. But it's like

14:43

you're walking out on stage in Milwaukee with cheese

14:45

on your head. And it's Gypsy Rose Blanchard, not

14:47

like Justin Bieber. I

14:50

mean. But I felt so cool. Don't

14:52

sell yourself short sister. That was a really

14:54

large. Yeah, and honestly, even just our screenshot.

14:56

Like a lot of people seem to care

14:59

because I really you guys know how I feel about

15:01

gypsy. I've said it a million times, but like

15:03

I just I fucking love that bitch. And

15:06

there's something about like Gypsy Rose Blanchard or

15:08

like Big Neck Ed where

15:10

it's like I'd be more for I don't

15:12

know. She

15:14

liked that. I'm very good. I'm very

15:16

good too. But it's like

15:19

for me like that is more I get starstruck

15:21

more over like that than like Kim Kardashian. 100%

15:23

agree. I definitely agree.

15:25

I was like when I met Bill Nye.

15:27

Oh my God. She met Bill Nye.

15:29

I did. That's crazy. Science guy. One

15:31

time I saw him at Life is Beautiful. Like I

15:33

was at Life is Beautiful. I swear to God in

15:35

Las Vegas. Who did that? And Bill Nye was there.

15:37

I don't know. I was on a lot of Molly.

15:39

He's kind of hot. He is. Bill

15:42

Nye the science guy is hot. Yeah. He could still

15:44

get it. For sure. I don't know what he is.

15:46

I have to look it up. Hold on. Last

15:49

episode. Of course you watched it. We're like sobbing our

15:51

eyes on it. She blurred her feet. It's

15:53

like how unserious. I know. Oh

15:56

fuck. I know. They were

15:58

just so bad. It was like. bottom

16:00

of the foot, like real nasty, nasty, scary. It's

16:02

so funny too, because people be like, she's so

16:04

smart, she's blurring it for her OF, and I'm

16:07

like, no, and I was just blurring it for

16:09

the greater good of the viewer. Like, they were just

16:11

really, really scary. It always sends me, because she

16:13

uses like, the Isle of Paradise, like the spray

16:15

bottle, and when she sprays, like it'll land on

16:18

the floor, and she steps in it. You

16:20

have to lay a towel down for that reason, I've made that

16:22

mistake before. It's a really easy one to make, but don't you

16:24

feel like it's wet on

16:27

the ground? I do lay a towel down

16:29

now, but I don't think I have the

16:31

system unlocked, but listen, I'm happy with where

16:33

I'm at tanning-wise, it's been worse. You could

16:35

even hit him with a little swipe of

16:37

water after. What about that? Oh yeah, like

16:39

dip your little dog. It looks better

16:41

than having black, permanently black feet. I know, it's so

16:43

true, but don't you just kind of think it's a

16:45

part of who I am also? I do. Yeah,

16:48

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Podcast. What

19:38

if I have another wine tour situation

19:40

on my hands? Okay.

19:42

Where I have been angered by an

19:44

old woman and then I want

19:46

to speak on it and

19:48

then the, yep,

19:51

that's it. Honestly, speak your truth because I

19:53

was there. I was a firsthand witness and

19:55

I'm coming to bat for you. Okay. This

19:57

helps. And not that I doubt you. Fuck

20:00

you! No, not that

20:02

I doubt you, but I have sometimes... Brooke's

20:05

always doubting me. She thinks my stalker's hot. I

20:07

give up. That's not... That's crazy.

20:10

Here's the thing, like... You

20:12

are known for embellishing a little. I'm

20:15

like... In a good way, in a good way. I

20:17

know, it's so funny because it's like I'll be... I'm

20:19

literally the most dramatic person on this planet. And then

20:21

like, when people are saying this, I'm like, how dare

20:24

you guys? I know. But it really did happen. Maybe

20:26

just like you sprinkled like a little extra

20:28

in there. But that really happened. So essentially,

20:31

I want to give a little bit of

20:33

backstory for the viewer, okay? And

20:35

you guys know how I am. I want to

20:37

say the name. I want to say everything. But

20:39

I've learned some lessons from

20:42

the last... Dockskate.

20:46

Essentially, there is this store in Los Angeles, right?

20:49

That I had been going to for years. And

20:52

a lot of other people I know have always

20:54

gone to that store. And it's exactly the type

20:56

of people that you would think go

20:59

to that store alongside me. Like

21:02

just... Like I think Elijah Daniel put me on

21:04

to the store. Like a lot of my musician

21:06

friends go there. Essentially, it's this jewelry shop in

21:08

LA. But everything in

21:10

the store is fake, okay? So if

21:13

you're shooting something or

21:15

you're doing something like... And you

21:17

wanted to have 10 Chrome Hearts rings on your finger.

21:20

But you didn't want to go spend 10 grand for it. You

21:22

go to this place, right? Okay, so it's like what it's called. It's

21:25

like all... Canal Street. Exactly. It's

21:28

just a Canal Street store, right? But

21:30

it's owned by this lady.

21:33

And everyone knows her by

21:35

this nickname. And she's

21:37

crazy. She's so crazy. And everyone knows it. And

21:39

everyone knows her. And like laughs at that. And

21:41

it's always been that way. And it's one of

21:44

those things where you go into the store. And

21:46

every single time, she tells you it's

21:48

all real, right? And it's not. It's

21:51

like so clearly fake. It's so fake. Like

21:54

everything's so clearly off of like Etsy.

21:57

And she'll overprice it. I held up

21:59

a video. in Westwood necklace

22:01

and I was like how much and she was like 150 but

22:03

for you my love 70. And

22:07

that's what got me like oh this is

22:09

and that's all the things are barterable like

22:11

you that's what you do when you go

22:14

in there like you're you barter and you

22:16

put it together and it used to be

22:18

like the bee's knees okay because the prices

22:20

used to be like a lot lower oh

22:22

she also was just a little bit more

22:24

normal like still crazy but in like a

22:26

funny way right but then she started taking

22:28

a turn for the worst because I think

22:30

she got people started coming in again became

22:32

like a little known secret in this community

22:34

in LA and I think that she realized

22:36

that so she started like really lying to

22:39

people and like really finessing I'll never forget

22:41

like one time Ashley

22:43

got like a fake Cartier ring from

22:45

her and she's like this is

22:47

the best quality this is the best one

22:49

like obviously telling Ashley it's Cartier but again

22:52

a Cartier ring is like $3,000 and

22:54

you're charging $250 like you know it's not real

22:56

obviously and the second Ashley left like the little

22:58

diamond fell out of it so we bring it

23:00

back to get it fixed and she's like I'm

23:02

gonna fix it in the back I'm gonna bring

23:05

you no I'm gonna bring you a new one

23:07

something like that right and she comes back out with

23:09

the same ring and the thing is like super glued

23:11

in it and covered in super glue and she's trying

23:13

to charge Ashley and Ashley's like I'm not paying you

23:16

this is covered in super glue you know what I

23:18

mean and then it's like this whole altercation like they're

23:20

fighting right a couple years ago she

23:22

sold a bunch of stuff to like some

23:25

people and she told them it was real and

23:27

they believed her and they came back and they

23:29

held her at gunpoint but it

23:32

because of a lot she's been caught but because

23:34

of how it's like delivered and like she's screaming

23:36

at you guys they haven't like raided her that's

23:38

like I mean it's a real crime

23:40

yes that happened like twice I think

23:42

or three times like people have gone

23:45

back to her and like gotten violent

23:47

with her because the shit that

23:49

she's selling is fake and the shit that she's saying

23:51

and doing and like there's

23:53

always some lore with something that's happening over there because

23:55

it's like she's so I wish I could explain like

23:58

she's screaming at you in the top of her

24:00

lungs like just angry

24:02

like but it's all about a good deal it's whatever

24:04

and this one time Paige and I went in essentially

24:06

cuz I we needed something or something and you'll always

24:09

just pick out all the things you want and then

24:11

she'll give you this total that she's making up on

24:13

the spot and then like you'll it'll be like five

24:15

grand and then you barter her down and like whatever

24:18

and you want to take it away so

24:20

I don't even honestly yeah let me have it so but

24:22

she's also funny cuz like you'll find something like on the

24:24

rack and show it to her and be like how much

24:26

and she's like doing the calculation she's like 175

24:30

then you get to the front she's like 350 it's like

24:32

wait wait you just told me 175

24:35

and then the second that you tell her like oh you just told me

24:37

175 like she's fighting with yeah

24:39

she's like she's like no no no

24:41

no screaming so I did

24:43

witnesses firsthand me and he go up to the register

24:45

we have like our collection of jewelry and we always go

24:47

through at the end like pick out what we want

24:49

don't want whatever and we see her

24:51

like calculating everything and by the end of it

24:53

our total should have been like 800 or

24:56

something yeah and we see her

24:58

typing in her calculator and it ended up being like

25:01

a thousand seven hundred it was something crazy it

25:04

was something crazy yeah I remember we were like

25:06

I was like uh Tana what's she

25:08

doing and Tana was like wait wait wait she stopped

25:10

her and she was like hold on hold on like

25:12

what's going on she has my credit where I want

25:14

her to do it and she literally has the credit

25:16

card like about to put into like the card reader

25:18

and we're like wait wait stop stop and she's like

25:20

what what she's putting my card into the terminal as

25:22

I'm telling her not to yeah like and we're just

25:24

screaming like whatever it's like we literally had to like

25:27

grab the card from her and be like wait no

25:29

no no pause you're not doing that I

25:31

don't like literally said you jumped over the counter

25:33

like across the fucking counter not literally like you

25:35

know what I mean but like you know what

25:37

I mean like across the counter grab the fucking

25:39

card whatever we leave I literally have the panic

25:41

attack of a century like because it's screaming like

25:43

she's screaming and you can't get a word in

25:45

this and then I just decided at that point

25:47

that I now as much as

25:49

I loved the deals on the jewelry that

25:51

it's no longer like a fun little thing

25:54

and then I'm done with all of that

25:56

I the real thing yeah but I should

25:58

at the time it was just nice obviously

26:00

for a million reasons to buy it there. And yeah,

26:03

I swore off it forever. And then that night

26:05

I went on Jeff FM and like told the

26:07

story essentially. And then- Oh, this

26:09

was that recently? Yeah, it was probably like

26:11

a year ago. But wait. So she made

26:13

a TikTok. Okay, so that

26:15

clip isn't like new. No. Oh,

26:18

I thought that clip was brand new. No, no, no,

26:20

no, no. Oh, I

26:22

think she deleted it. Oh, that's good.

26:24

She probably came to her senses. Well, she probably knew she

26:27

was in the wrong. For sure. But

26:29

oh my God. It was being so funny. I was like looking at

26:31

some of the comments under her video that she posted. And she

26:34

would respond. Someone was like, I think, like I believe Tana.

26:36

I think this is real. Like da, da, da. And she

26:38

goes, honey, she comes in and she's high. She doesn't know

26:40

what she's doing. Yeah, so she does this whole stitch where

26:42

she's saying that like I was high out of my mind.

26:44

I was literally sober at the time, first of all. Like

26:46

she has this whole elaborate story

26:48

and like she's just the same. And

26:51

I've just been seeing it all over Twitter and everything. And like, I

26:53

feel like people are trying to make it something it's not. But

26:56

it's really funny because like

26:59

there's so many comments on these TikToks about

27:01

it that are like, other people sharing their

27:03

testimonies. Like, like I came into the store

27:05

and she put a ring on my finger

27:07

and like made me buy it and fit.

27:10

Like she's just nuts. And this whole thing

27:12

is so nuts. And it's like, I

27:14

don't even know. She is, it's like a little hustler.

27:17

Yeah. But I get it. What do

27:19

you call that? Like a? Gamer? Yeah.

27:22

Just had to clear that one up for the books. I believe you.

27:24

I was gonna say I do feel bad because she has like a

27:26

small business and I get

27:28

it. She's just trying to, you know, rent to do,

27:30

keep the light on. Yeah, but there has to be

27:32

an easier way. There was a point in time where

27:34

she would tell everyone who came in her husband died.

27:36

She tried to pity them into buying shit. And one

27:38

day we came in and her husband was just there.

27:40

I'm not kidding. Yeah. I'm lying. I've

27:44

seen this down before. Yeah, she was

27:46

like ultimate like final boss level scammer.

27:48

Yeah, you can't just kill people off.

27:51

Yeah. We've always said that. Should

27:55

we talk about the Drake and Kendrick Lamar beef? I

27:57

feel like it's so, we were avoiding.

28:00

Uber a while because it's like this is definitely a girls

28:02

and gave. Podcast, but it's so mainstream that

28:04

we should probably talk about, right? Yeah

28:06

although I might not be completely update of

28:08

today, I suppose you'd have attention to keep

28:10

A when he were talking was talking it's

28:12

so crazy because keep I came on our

28:14

podcast him before anything and went down said

28:16

Kendrick Lamar's gonna come what his foot in

28:18

everyone's ass a lot like all of a

28:20

but keep up keep A would have no

28:23

not know I nobody virtual that we got

28:25

like a debate in place from like someone

28:27

in length you know and I mean the

28:29

meat. Like who would us off as a

28:31

cancelled podcast Rehab like an inside the exclusive

28:33

big break on that is didn't know I

28:35

just a hot So good. The and

28:37

it's probably a minor, I know.

28:40

It's. Crazy did you see to his leg? Cover

28:42

art for that song is a picture of Drakes

28:44

house with a bunch of like. How

28:47

do you say it? Like for hims basically that

28:49

like so we're success, hundred lives, So. It's

28:52

Drakes house and there's a bunch of a

28:54

tad selling that they're like multiple registered sex

28:56

offender like on the property. oh shit oh

28:58

I didn't know that hard I saw like

29:01

the pill bottles for the sleeping pills is

29:03

Olympics the owes them they can say yes

29:05

but then now Drake responded essentially saying like

29:07

you thought the you had a leak in

29:09

know the oh and you thought there was

29:12

a fad setting the out know the over

29:14

like I planted that person citric you yeah

29:16

right something with his daughter to like he

29:18

phrased as hell that daughter. As

29:21

he doesn't have a daughter, you think I

29:23

think I might be totally wrong. I think

29:25

he's claiming. Yeah. Yeah yeah that

29:27

real though it is. It's as I could be like

29:29

at it as if funny cover our and not have

29:31

been. Sex. Offenders are never funny.

29:34

Think you've worked for the clarification. Honestly,

29:37

I think the funniest thing ever. It was

29:39

like during code Cela facilitate Drake and Rick

29:41

Ross are going out at beefing with each

29:43

other on Instagram like going back and forth

29:46

on their stories and Rick Ross was calling

29:48

drag like Bbl drape like we we everybody's

29:50

insane. I do think he got to be

29:52

the on. The hood. It's so

29:54

funny. calling him a bbl drake and

29:56

drake posted like a screenshot of sex with

29:58

his mom being like Don't listen to

30:00

Rick Ross like he's loopy off the menjaro He

30:06

just performs that proms for money now That's

30:10

such a read to fill in

30:12

your loopy off the menjaro and

30:14

perform at prom And Rick Ross

30:17

is like coming back at him going save the

30:19

bbl shit for the girls in the ysl heels

30:24

Funny do you imagine being a girl in the ysl

30:26

heels? You're like what the fuck did like catching

30:28

strays? Too

30:30

many people at this point have said that Drake has

30:32

a bbl for him to not have it I swear

30:34

I think it's more like a dig at his personality

30:36

being so bbl girl coded Yeah, I thought it was

30:39

like he like literally because I could fully

30:41

see him. I think he did get like he's got that belly But

30:43

I think you know, I think you got ab etching. I

30:45

was if he like caked up. No, I'm so

30:47

serious I could see it like I could I

30:50

feel like Drake is like a pretty girl I really go back

30:52

to this so I went to Drake concert and I came out

30:54

here and I said, I don't know I don't like how he

30:56

was moving Bbl

30:58

girl though, like that's he was kicking his feet

31:00

like he was like running and kicking his butt

31:02

when he ran Oh, like yeah, yeah, I heard

31:05

it here for like I Like

31:08

and I listened to Drake more like

31:10

way more and like his

31:12

responses I also do think we're really

31:14

like great to Kendrick but like Kind

31:18

of getting eaten up. No. Yeah, I think so

31:21

There has to be a winner and it doesn't

31:24

always have to be your favorite Yeah has to

31:26

be whoever won the fight cuz I think Hendrick

31:28

chose like psychological warfare Like they doing it all

31:30

in a minor like there are certain. Yeah, there's

31:32

certain letter to the grams He did an entire

31:34

song Do you know this opens it up Deira

31:36

Donnis and like the first? Set

31:38

of bars from the song is all about like if you don't

31:40

understand what I'm saying now come back to this when you're 18

31:43

Like be nothing like your dad. He's so embarrassing

31:45

like yada yada then moves on to Drake's mom

31:47

Like oh that's so dangerous. So like when people

31:49

get into the kids We're

31:52

coming at Haley Jade and Eminem was like Setting

31:56

people say oh, Okay., It's funny too

31:59

because. One of. The.

32:01

Lines and Drake song and like Metro shut your

32:03

how as up and make some drugs hasn't had

32:05

ever like he has. I'm cornered like Metro had

32:07

no choice but it's like either he drops like

32:10

a distract that it's like okay Drake made his

32:12

rap career start or continue to make it. Besides

32:14

embarrassing says like you're doing what Drake that deal

32:16

Yeah like he'd said he made a Be and

32:18

it will be like Bbl Jerseys and the Be

32:21

and he put it to the public and he

32:23

said i like everyone hop on this track whoever

32:25

makes the best distracted drake can get the beat

32:27

for free. Oh any area that the one where

32:30

it's like that the girl singing Bbl Juri as

32:32

oh I didn't know met a woman did that.

32:34

I felt like a idea that like you never

32:36

know anymore you know what I mean I had

32:38

no idea much a woman did that. that's like

32:41

Han I know and he about five like him

32:43

of like everyone have at this man. You know

32:45

there was a point in my music. Career.

32:48

Where. Metro Boom and slid in my

32:50

Dm right and we started but not because

32:52

of my music or let me clarify the

32:54

allergy flood of my Dm try to hit

32:56

i'm assuming rice and we started texting and

32:58

he would like only want me to come

33:00

over at night. Obviously.

33:02

Horse and then I'm like I was trying

33:04

so hard to like. Like with getting like

33:06

is as I guess I just don't many

33:09

people during my like music career play as

33:11

the time it was so crazy about you're

33:13

gonna say oh sorry large lyric single out

33:15

in the Daylight know I resigned from get

33:17

Him to Make Me a Be and He's

33:19

leaving me on seem like jaw side were

33:21

allowed to do with that. Us episodes as

33:23

as it's like a man and a half

33:26

neuron A metro. Boom and be low

33:28

like know. The truth I would it will

33:30

do. It would lead Steve I think that they're

33:32

all sitting around the like. Have you ever been

33:34

in something where you feel so clever kneeling blasting

33:36

the thing to like giggling at their phones to

33:38

do this elliptical I'm trying to me Lol. Yes,

33:41

it's rap be senate like zone so hard. but

33:44

to me it's just the once a little girl

33:46

he is like angry girlies making poetry. some I

33:48

saw Tic Tac about that young. Like.

33:50

Have seen Only way That is the point. Two

33:52

grown men writing poems about beautiful poems. buddies. And

33:54

others that have a sister authentic Anja

33:57

realm of your. dragon little feet

33:59

so smiling at his phone. I'm

34:01

not just like a hot pink typewriter. He has his

34:03

little legs tucked behind him. Yeah, his acrylic nails. Typing

34:06

up, click-clacking. He is that meme, you know

34:08

what I'm talking about? Yes. Yes.

34:11

Plus his heart. But also, what the fuck

34:13

do we know about rap? At all. Or

34:16

about either, like, the parasocial relationship. Well, we know

34:18

about drama. We can speak to some drama. I

34:20

know someone who fucked Drake, though, and they told

34:22

me that they think Drake fucked like a girl.

34:24

Like, did he? I heard that

34:26

as well. Oh, like, you're pegging. No,

34:29

I think... I don't know about that far. No, I

34:31

think that we can't start that rumor. No,

34:35

but it was like, it was kind of like girly,

34:37

but like, feminine. Like he's moaning. Yeah, like

34:39

he's talking, he's like, I don't know. I'm

34:44

imagining the faces, like, you know what I

34:46

mean? He's arching. He's like,

34:48

ooh. He

34:51

is a little ooh-er, girl. Ooh, Drake.

34:58

No. Oh, yeah, I can

35:00

see it. Oh, my God. How

35:04

come no one's gotten gypsy rose on a beat?

35:06

Okay, next topic. But just imagine, like, I'm on

35:08

a high right now. Oh,

35:10

I'm sorry. I'm

35:13

positive, like, somebody's diplo has done that

35:15

already. Yeah, I know, I know, but I

35:17

want her, like, in the stool cooking. You know what I

35:19

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Ah! I

39:21

wanna talk about Naked and Afraid,

39:24

the television show. You

39:27

know there's a new one. Naked Attraction. You told

39:29

me what you were gonna say, yeah. I

39:31

know all about Naked Attraction. Naked Attraction is

39:33

an amazing show and I think they should

39:36

never stop it. It's a British reality show

39:38

where everyone dates, but they show their genitals

39:40

first before their faces. And

39:43

it's one of the craziest things I've ever seen

39:45

in my entire life. But do you like

39:47

eliminate people based on you? Yeah, if you're like, oh,

39:49

I don't like that he has a

39:51

bush. I would be picked out first round. I don't like

39:53

that he's undersircum sized. I think so too. So

39:56

you would see my titties touching my knees and be like, whoo. Ha

39:58

ha ha ha ha. Oh god. What

40:03

kind of sick fuck do you have to be to

40:05

go on that shit? You have to be, yeah that's

40:07

weird. Bebe in the corner smiling, I know you

40:09

would do it. Bebe I was about to absolutely shit on the

40:11

type of person that would do it and then I made eye

40:13

contact with you and I'm like you would do it. But what

40:16

if someone like- She would do it so quickly. A grower

40:18

and not a shower. That's kind of like an answer. You

40:20

know what? I've had so much

40:22

experience with that lately. Yes. That

40:24

I drive. Growers. I love

40:26

growers. It feels like those little things that you

40:29

drop into the water and then it makes it-

40:31

They're not exactly, that's just like that, the little

40:33

dinosaurs or whatever. Yeah. And like do a trick.

40:36

C'mon. That's the thing, they're not like hard

40:39

at the time so it's like what if it's

40:41

just like a little like- And it's so funny

40:43

too because it's like the people will eliminate the

40:45

people like oh I don't like the way he's

40:47

standing. It's like no you don't like that- It's

40:49

uncircumcision. Yeah. Like I love a

40:51

hood. Have you ever, honestly, stand? You

40:55

used to do this camera. The camera set me. What

40:57

did you say? It's like blind leaf. Huh?

40:59

What, when you look into the camera? Blind leaf!

41:01

What is it? Flea bag! Who's

41:04

weaves? That you use a whistle tone.

41:06

Blind leaf? I told

41:11

you I'm out for the count today dude, I'm

41:13

out for the count. Flea bag! What

41:16

is it? What is it? What

41:18

is it? What is it? What

41:20

is it? What is it? What is it? What

41:22

is it? Flea bag! Flea bag!

41:25

Flea bag! Speaking of whose whistles don't dude, I love that

41:27

we started with they get attraction. But do you know that

41:30

like so long ago, so

41:32

so so long ago, Ariana Grande's

41:35

DMs with Pop Crave on Twitter

41:37

got leaked, right? She was

41:39

DMing with Pop Crave and they all

41:41

got leaked. Allegedly. This is

41:44

all alleged. But in the DM she was talking

41:46

shit about me and Jake Paul and now they're

41:48

resurfacing again and like I just got tagged in

41:50

like a- Do you remember when she came from

41:52

Bryce Hall? What? She

41:54

what? Yeah, Ariana Grande or something, Saddle

41:56

Ranch, super spreaders honestly she probably came

41:58

from you for you at the time. Honestly 100.

42:00

It was essentially she said like

42:02

I feel so bad for their kids With

42:08

that one honestly the fact that Ariana Grande

42:10

knows he was crazy That's

42:12

just it's crazy that it's like resurfacing again cuz I've

42:14

known about this I'm like there's a lot of people

42:17

who know you that you probably don't think about like

42:19

Kamala Harris So

42:23

bold of you know, I know she

42:25

does she's like outside also, I mean

42:27

when I saw that clip of her

42:30

Clearly barred out you think you fell

42:32

out of a coconut tree like lower

42:34

the Kalana Pindo Steve. Oh Maybe

42:38

you know We're more alike

42:40

than right This is me saying

42:42

that me and Kamala Harris are more alike than

42:44

different is why I need to draw the line like

42:46

I didn't mean That I'm a different person. I think

42:48

I could stand behind when I said that like I understood what

42:50

she was saying, too I was like facts

42:52

queen I Naked

42:56

and afraid Okay, naked

42:59

and afraid the television show. Okay. I have

43:01

always heard about it. It's kind of a

43:03

household name, right? We all need kidding afraid.

43:05

We always talk about it, right? I've never

43:07

sat down and watched a full episode of

43:10

that show at length

43:13

Until the other day on tour because that's one thing

43:15

with tour is you get footy with the cable television.

43:17

Okay You

43:20

get so footy with the cable television I

43:22

like the amount of hours of ridiculousness I

43:24

have consumed is just Ungodly like

43:26

there'll be no Netflix on the TV. So you're watching

43:28

whatever is like on, you know, I'm a reba Love

43:30

that show just rediscovered it due to the cable, you know what

43:32

I mean? naked and

43:35

afraid was on First

43:40

of all, dude, it's just like I

43:42

understand that it's exactly what it says But like

43:44

they put these people in the middle of the

43:46

wilderness buck Naked

43:49

with nothing and they have to like figure it

43:51

out But their ass crack is out on live

43:53

television and it's like I'm like, what if something

43:55

crawls up in there? I know and it's like

43:57

that's where a bush would come in handy They're

44:00

hugging for warmth like grown men and

44:02

they're just butt naked like dicks touching type

44:04

shit You know what I mean? And it's

44:06

the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in

44:08

my entire life They don't even blur the

44:10

ass crack. They don't even blur the ass

44:12

crack. They are like hairy

44:14

hole out on national television

44:18

Scavenging these grown men foraging imagine signing up for

44:20

it. Like how what do you how be that's

44:22

the worst part Tana was like like what amount

44:24

of money would you do this for and I

44:27

was like honestly I would have to be like

44:29

500 k like no shoes out in the wilderness

44:31

like not that I have a

44:33

number for what it is. I feel like I know

44:35

but I'm desperate but she literally was like I was

44:38

thinking she was gonna say like 500 million or something

44:41

500 k I put me out in the wilderness. Well, how are

44:43

you out there? It's three weeks That's

44:47

a really long time. They do it for

44:49

free Oh people who go on naked and

44:51

afraid do it for solely the satisfaction of

44:53

saying I survived naked and afraid in the

44:55

middle of The forest dude, I was just

44:57

watching one of these episodes where so it's

44:59

a guy and a girl They don't know

45:01

each other right and they get out there

45:03

and they finally find their Water

45:05

source right and then like they're dehydrated think about

45:08

it You have enough water in like two days

45:10

you finally find a creek and you're you're soaked

45:12

on the creek, right? And this

45:14

bitch shifts in the water source. They're

45:16

naked She starts shitting in the water

45:18

so in front of this man like that's a

45:20

whole thing What the fuck on national television? That's

45:23

another thing now. They can't drink the water. She

45:25

ends up drinking the water and she's just sick

45:27

People fans right in they write in and they're

45:29

like, please I would love to go on whatever

45:31

There was a clip the other day of someone

45:34

holding up their newborn baby at home And it

45:36

was like my dad is going on naked and

45:38

afraid on the baby's want like it is the

45:40

most fucked up Alabama shit I've

45:42

ever seen in my entire life the obsession

45:45

with the show. They do it for free.

45:47

I don't understand dude Oh

45:49

my god, I just yeah, that's that's gotta be

45:52

some sort of like weird fetish Like there's nothing

45:54

like what do you have to gain? And what

45:56

do you have to prove? What

45:58

do you have to prove? And then

46:00

all of this, mind you by the

46:02

way, it's on the Discovery Channel. Hey,

46:04

that's where I'll draw the line. No,

46:06

no, no, no, no, no. I love

46:08

the Discovery Channel. I'm not shitting on

46:10

the Discovery Channel, but when

46:13

I, until 48 hours ago, when I

46:15

thought Discovery Channel, I thought like, credible,

46:17

globe, you know what I mean? Like

46:19

.gov. It was so .gov

46:21

to me until 48 hours ago. And

46:23

then when you watch this fucking show, what the

46:25

fuck? And every other show on the Discovery Channel

46:28

is like, what? Like Skinwalker

46:30

Invasion? Yeah. Like . . . I

46:33

saw a little people like wrestling situation.

46:35

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They had like

46:37

a show called Mud Baddies or something.

46:39

It's like these like hot girls like,

46:42

in like RVs like going through mud.

46:44

Wait, I kind of love it. I just, I didn't

46:47

know the Discovery Channel was like . . . Got

46:49

down like that? Dude, and people saying like, imagine all

46:51

the people sitting around like pitching, like naked

46:53

and afraid. Like Trevor Wallace, do

46:56

us get on it, please. He's the only one

46:58

who could accurately depict that. Put people out in

47:00

the wilderness. No food, no water, no cell phones.

47:02

They gotta be naked. What the fuck? What

47:05

the fuck? And

47:07

it's just, you know, like no clue.

47:09

It's just, you need to watch it.

47:12

I can't even like explain it. Like

47:14

I was watching these two grown men

47:17

swaying in, like rubbing sticks together for fire. And then

47:19

like a helicopter comes and gets them at the end.

47:21

Imagine being the person fucking flying the helicopter and you

47:23

just see these people. Like balls out. Keep it moving.

47:26

It's just, I just can't even actually believe . .

47:28

. That is fucking crazy. Honestly though, maybe I'll go

47:30

on. It's for the fun. I love killing

47:32

people for short. There's seasons where people fuck. But like all dirty and

47:34

like in the bushes? But at that point, like why not? I'm

47:37

like, y'all haven't showered or wiped. You

47:49

know, you know, I can't even try to act like

47:51

I wouldn't do it. I'm like, okay, I'll do it.

47:54

I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do

47:56

it. It was so fun. No, I

47:58

Would for sure do it. And There's like, Oh God, Survivor. Even Kobe

48:00

like literally. last year I got so

48:02

into survivor was like not even okay

48:04

I last year and seasons in like

48:06

three weeks last year. I applied for survivor

48:08

like I my own time at home life so

48:10

you would I am. Literally.

48:12

Slice of either active my dream that I maybe

48:15

not like the physical aspect like. Like

48:17

them at lab the manipulation. I just like your

48:20

social game and so like you would slide I

48:22

want I would love to go on Survivor I

48:24

fully like filmed a self tape like out them

48:26

and like sense in and like hi i'm ten

48:28

emotional i but I was like probably drunk way

48:31

of what's the premises Survivor is it like a

48:33

fear factor get as negative raid you have to

48:35

survive. It or not, they're not

48:37

a fear factor. Is not like a lot

48:39

of i think they that but it's a lot

48:42

of physical challenges and also like it's a sofa

48:44

game select people have form alliances and like our

48:46

judges the levels on know well it's like hers

48:48

was more on know I mean it's a real

48:50

like questions such as on i'm. So

48:53

Special Forces Oh which is one of the best shows

48:56

I've ever seen in my life. really out in the

48:58

wilderness gouging the we have another the oh yeah different

49:00

sites like so it depends like that and the conditions

49:02

will be different. Sometimes it'll be like a marine for

49:04

a sometimes it'll be like it's It's always different. But

49:07

I'm not winning. Survivor like don't get me wrong brand

49:09

that are an obviously oh fuck no no I just

49:11

wanted me as I literally just as the like. It's

49:13

like one of the thing I just wanna say I

49:15

like I was on Survivor like doesn't like everything else

49:18

sounds awful but it's like so much manipulation. like making

49:20

someone think you're on their side. like really, are you

49:22

have an alliance with like. These people annually was

49:24

like The Hunger Games. And I love

49:26

the house! Jeff Probst. Me: I he's

49:28

in any case of when he gets hotter every

49:30

season. I know he's that hot for like. If

49:33

I was at guys like the you know,

49:35

x there's certain guys like literally get hotter

49:37

with age and Patrick Dempsey. Matthew Mcconaughey Oh

49:40

Oh. My. God. One. hundred percent

49:42

men going to be in the nursing home and

49:44

i'm so gonna oh my god this is i

49:46

would do him that's my one person so i

49:48

goss easily simon his voice to just as it

49:50

for everything about him i cannot around the remedy

49:53

like that says ugly exist or on this planet

49:55

and he's not my husband and he will never

49:57

be you know what else i was noticing in

49:59

the cable TV of it all. My

50:01

topics are all written when I was

50:04

just absolutely stoned out. I'm loving 4am.

50:06

But I'm laying in bed about to

50:08

fall asleep, right? And all of a

50:10

sudden, Billy Mays comes on the TV

50:12

screaming at the top of his lungs

50:14

about the ShamWow. And it just

50:16

brought you remember him, right? Like it's so

50:18

crazy. Because I was in Vegas the other

50:20

day and also had cable TV on and

50:22

it's like Vegas is a bigger city and

50:24

like all of the commercials were very much

50:27

like new age like they were literally for

50:29

like ozempic and AI and like a new

50:31

restaurant and like yada yada. But the second that

50:33

we're in like Milwaukee, it was like a 2007

50:35

commercial for

50:37

like the ShamWow is so crazy. There was

50:39

like a commercial for Bobcats. What's

50:42

Bobcats? Like the tractors. Oh, I

50:44

thought you meant real Bobcats. I'm like, what are they? In like

50:48

Wisconsin, there was a commercial for Bobcat

50:50

vehicles. Oh, no way. I didn't know

50:52

either. That's

50:55

really all I had. Just rest in peace, Billy

50:57

Mays. But that's not so crazy that marketing was

50:59

like that at the time as well though. Like

51:01

just this random man is screaming at you screaming

51:03

at you. Gun your head through the TV to

51:05

buy this rag that you can keep rinsing out

51:07

and like it made billions. What about like the

51:10

bump it or like all the infomercial had about

51:12

it? Oh my God. Or that straightener

51:14

that like straightened wet to dry. No, you use

51:16

that. Oh yeah. But your hair sounded like popcorn

51:18

getting made in the microwave. Yeah. Like there was

51:20

just no way in hell. Oh my God. Billy

51:22

Mays death was like a really pivotal point in

51:24

my life. I feel I 100% like do you

51:26

remember I was devastated. Remember where you were? Absolutely.

51:29

No, but I also don't remember like 9 11,

51:31

but I do remember like Billy Mays. How old

51:33

are you right now? 26. But

51:35

I tell everyone. She remembers 9 11. I'm so

51:39

convinced that I remember 9

51:41

11 literally like two. There's no

51:43

way. I know, but I do. But

51:45

you know, walls were green. They're told a

51:47

story. Somebody's like, you probably learned a story

51:49

or that story so young that it felt

51:52

like it was a memory. Yeah, you're right. I don't know

51:54

what's what. You know what I mean? Like that. I

51:56

think I remember and I probably don't remember, but it's because

51:58

I was told the story at such a young age.

52:00

that I forgot that it wasn't, that I don't remember. But

52:02

I like to convince myself that I was like two

52:04

standing there and I was like, I

52:07

remember it out of here. Barely like

52:09

I'm fair. I was five, which is crazy.

52:13

Yeah, Billy Mays. There

52:16

was a whole time, I mean, me and Tana

52:18

just like got self violently high every night of

52:20

tour. Like we'd go back to her hotel room,

52:22

smoke like three joints and then just have

52:24

like the craziest discussions. But I was telling

52:27

her I'm on ghost TikTok right now. Well,

52:29

yeah, that's what yeah. And I get so scared about

52:31

it. But like, I think it's so interesting. But I

52:34

would say to Tana, I'm like, what's

52:36

the end goal? Like, let's say like,

52:40

okay, okay, stick with me. Like a ghost,

52:42

like a demon's haunting you, right? Like spooky

52:44

scary. They finally possess you. Now what? I

52:47

don't know. What's the point? You want

52:50

to be me so bad. They just become like a supervillain.

52:52

Do they just like wreak havoc on the town? I think

52:54

you could say that to a ghost and they'd give up

52:56

because that's embarrassing. Right. Like what are you trying to do?

52:59

I feel like this is gonna get you possessed. That

53:03

she never quit. She just like starts acting possessed.

53:06

That'll do it. Paige and I had to have

53:08

a sleepover because we were in a haunted

53:10

hotel. Yeah. I'm like too weird about ghost stuff. Like even

53:12

when people start talking about it, I'm like, no, no, no,

53:14

stop. Like someone will ask me, do you believe in ghosts?

53:17

And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like

53:19

I because I just I believe though, like

53:21

that most ghosts are friendly and like they

53:23

probably keep us safe. After my sleep paralysis

53:25

stints, like I fully believe in demons. And

53:27

I think that it's just like I wanna

53:30

like, you don't know me. I don't know you listen. You know what I mean?

53:32

I'll leave you alone. Yeah. Like I'll just you have

53:34

to do like, I don't think we've any of us have

53:36

done anything to like really piss off a ghost. I

53:40

probably have. And you know, Anne Frank

53:42

is like, stop talking about me, Diba. Yeah,

53:44

but I feel like she's got bigger fish to fry. Yes,

53:48

you got some ops. Did

53:53

y'all see Kim Kardashian get booed last night?

53:55

But I think I'm ready or if she

53:57

was getting booed or her joke will like

53:59

got boos. No, no, no, no, no, no,

54:01

no, because it's as she's walking up. Tom Brady's roast.

54:04

No, it's not. It's she gets booed when she makes

54:06

the Kevin Hart short joke. I saw it as she

54:08

was walking up. I saw it before walking up getting

54:11

booed. And she says, I know people make fun of

54:13

you for your height, and then she's getting booed. No,

54:15

but I saw one of like Tom Brady's who where

54:17

she was getting booed, not Kevin Hart. Oh,

54:19

really? Yeah. I

54:22

don't know, but she kind of ate though. I know.

54:24

Like when she like, like left stage people were cheering

54:26

for her crazy. Karma is a relax. She literally came

54:28

part out. She doesn't matter. Oh, yeah. But that's the

54:31

thing is, is it thank you, Amy, that was the

54:33

reason for the booing. I've been seeing all these TikToks

54:35

that are talking about how

54:39

people are theorizing that this is

54:41

the year that the Kardashians get

54:44

like flipped on their head and like the

54:46

downfall of the Kardashians. Yeah. And then like

54:48

they are really so powerful that it's like

54:51

no one lets you remain in power that

54:53

long. And if you think about the way

54:55

that our culture and society is now, like

54:57

everything good eventually gets, you

55:00

know what I mean? And it's like pulled from the

55:02

top or everything. Yeah, everything that's like, yeah, like, and

55:04

I like, isn't that kind of crazy? That

55:06

is it's interesting to think about. I'm eager

55:08

to see like if anybody else, even

55:11

just people already seeing people's reactions to like their

55:13

met looks and stuff like it's. But I feel

55:15

like I feel like Chris would be on top

55:17

of that. Chris would be like, okay, fine, you

55:19

guys hold tight. It's a flop year. Everybody like

55:22

one of everybody do your least. Yeah, that's fair.

55:24

You know what I mean? To like prep for

55:26

something like that because they know they're like the

55:28

most, you know, they're probably sitting on some

55:31

like valuable tea to drop like Kendall's gonna be a

55:33

lesbian. Yeah. And I feel like they were about to

55:35

say Kendall gets spotted with has Bula. There's

55:38

just so many of them that they can all like sequence

55:40

of the team here and there. It's like if one of

55:42

them has to like get in like a major scandal to

55:44

stay relevant. Yeah, that's fair. Do you think

55:46

Courtney Loki loves to see it too? Like Kim getting

55:49

booed? Oh, yeah. I don't know. Are you kidding? She

55:51

is. Yeah. Oh yeah. Whatever. What

55:54

Tom Brady, Tom Brady. Rose was fucking hilarious.

55:56

Did you see Nikki Glaser? No, I

55:58

need to watch the whole thing. She's the. She won.

56:00

She is so funny. She's

56:02

so funny. She's such a fucking icon. She really is.

56:04

But I just like, oh, I admire her so much.

56:07

I'm like, God, I hope one of our friends gets

56:09

roasted one day. I know. It'd be so fun. We

56:11

should do like an at-home roast session. We should, or

56:13

we should do like what Jason Ash used to do

56:15

with like, I was thinking about the other day, hosting

56:18

a roast with like, it would

56:20

be so slay if we like got all of

56:22

our friends together who were down like Whitney and

56:24

like Jeff and like Trevor. Yeah, it'd be so

56:26

funny. We should do some shit like that eventually.

56:28

We'll do a kinemoto roast. I would

56:30

have a field day. God. They would be

56:32

like flashing the light. They're like, get

56:34

off stage. They're like pulling you off. They're

56:37

like, time's been up. Dude.

56:41

I love like when you hit the pre-giggle. That's how I know

56:43

it's gonna be good. It's not

56:46

even gonna, Amari and I were just

56:48

in tears last night, right? We always

56:50

are just making a joke about like

56:52

when I leave, like what PR I'm going to

56:54

come home to. And we equate it in the house.

56:56

We always have about like, if I come home to

56:58

a lot of PR, it's like you're on top right now.

57:00

The brands like you, like if I come home to know

57:02

PR, it's like you're in your flop era. Like you're

57:05

irrelevant, yada, yada. I come home, granted

57:07

it was two weeks of tour. This

57:09

is all such jaded influencer jargon. Okay.

57:11

So like no one needs any PR.

57:14

I don't need anything obviously, but I

57:16

come home to like a TikTok shop

57:18

envelope and that was like it, right?

57:20

And Amari's cooking me like, Kenny, you're

57:22

in your flop era. He literally verbatim

57:25

said, you need to get back on

57:27

your PR game, right? And I'm

57:29

like, Amari, this is a simulation, right? And

57:31

then Brooke's story looks like the Kardashian

57:33

Christmas. I was making jokes all of

57:35

tour too. Like you just come home

57:37

to like a hot pink Bronco, like

57:39

a smeg fridge. Like just the

57:42

difference. I genuinely need to show you.

57:44

Wait, hold on. Look at the difference. That's

57:48

just insane. I

57:58

wasn't doing as well on this tour as I. have

58:00

in the past and so every day that

58:02

I felt bad I needed like some sort

58:04

of like impulse like situation

58:06

so I was buying things too half of that was like should

58:08

I bought myself thank

58:11

you for the pity it's

58:15

so fucking funny it really is so

58:17

fucking funny well thank you to those two prs

58:23

no Paige I promise you it was like shit

58:25

I ordered off TikTok shop dude I want to

58:27

have like a little segment on here where I share funny

58:29

stories of like working for you oh god one under your

58:31

belt that I love to hear every single time just because

58:34

I'm gonna be on like once in a blue moon I

58:36

just feel like I have to sprinkle in some work

58:38

lore you're stuck here but yeah go ahead I

58:40

know um

58:43

one of my favorite Tana stories of

58:45

all time this happened like

58:47

a year ago and I'm home in Massachusetts

58:50

I'm in Massachusetts she is an

58:52

Ibiza Ibiza I tell you or

58:54

Ibiza for the pretentious people she's

58:57

in Ibiza away miles

59:00

away and I get a call from

59:02

her and I go what could this be I

59:04

answer I'm like hi T she's so drunk hammered

59:06

in Ibiza she goes the

59:09

life I doesn't work in the villa I'm

59:12

at home in Massachusetts like this like

59:16

using telepathy I get her wi-fi to work

59:18

like what could she have done do I

59:20

have I'm Paige I'm so sorry for the

59:22

amount of time you had to work for

59:25

me while I was drunk I thought you

59:27

were about to tell the um he as

59:29

an enema Snoopy charger story and

59:32

I was up next I was I

59:35

was clenching I forget how

59:37

this this came up the other night but like

59:39

I was spelling something and I said

59:41

like V as in vagina right and it was

59:43

like the only word that could come to my

59:45

mind you know there's an actual alphabet for that

59:47

and it's not like something you just like bravo

59:49

Charlie yeah yeah oh but I like to

59:51

play the game I yeah I like to play the game off

59:53

the top of my head but like Paige and I also

59:56

I guess this all started with crack packing right we

59:58

coined the crack pack Our

1:00:00

workplace environment is so talky. Wait,

1:00:03

crack pack or smack pack? Because I've heard

1:00:05

you say two in the next zone. No,

1:00:07

no, no. Smack pack is like when you

1:00:09

have some good shit happen. Yeah. Or a

1:00:11

smack pack for me would be like a

1:00:13

pickle talky gusher. Mm-hmm. OK. Right? Or you

1:00:15

know what I mean? Or if we have

1:00:18

a joint and we're watching negative phrase, that's

1:00:20

our smack pack. Oh, OK. Mm-hmm. Crack pack

1:00:22

is when you pack for a trip. Manically.

1:00:24

But I would say 95% of

1:00:26

the time, you are wildly

1:00:28

inebriated on whatever substance of your

1:00:30

choice, OK? Some work better than others,

1:00:33

obviously. Of course. We're packing a suitcase.

1:00:35

And when I lived at my

1:00:37

last house, I feel like I was at the

1:00:40

peak of my, it was just alcoholism. It wasn't

1:00:42

even camp anymore. You know what I mean? It

1:00:44

was scary. I can think of so many times

1:00:46

where we were packing for a trip that we're

1:00:48

leaving on at like 6 AM. I was thinking

1:00:50

of one the other day where like the power

1:00:52

would always go out there because it was in

1:00:55

the hills. And I remember I'm hammered walking around

1:00:57

with two lit candles. Like wax spilling in the

1:00:59

pitch black dark, rolling clothes.

1:01:01

We were having a damn near seance packing

1:01:03

these bags. We had like sand candles lit

1:01:05

around us in a circle. Hammer. Packing bags.

1:01:07

But there was this one night where we

1:01:09

were leaving. We were going to the

1:01:11

Versace mansion. So it's already like, if you're leaving

1:01:14

to go to the Versace mansion, the state

1:01:16

you've got to be in. For sure. At

1:01:18

that point. And I want to like, I

1:01:20

drank probably two bottles of wine. Oh,

1:01:22

she was two bottles of Josh Deep.

1:01:25

Oh, no. A lot of Zana.

1:01:27

Yeah. Yeah. She took a bar or two. And

1:01:30

this is she calls us. We're good enough.

1:01:32

Yeah. She's sober. Thank God. Damn,

1:01:35

I can't believe I stuck it through. I

1:01:37

can't either. Honestly, those were dark days.

1:01:40

I'm so sorry. It's OK. We're

1:01:42

better than ever. But she can't

1:01:44

even get the sentence out. At all. I'm like,

1:01:47

the trauma is coming out. I'm like, ah, ah.

1:01:50

She calls the Versace mansion to like check something

1:01:53

for our check-in, right? And she's talking to the

1:01:55

opera. Mind you, Paige is like, I'll do it.

1:01:57

I'm sober. I'm sitting next to her. It's my

1:01:59

laptop. And I'm like, T, it's okay, I

1:02:01

got it. I'll pull up the reservation, whatever. She's

1:02:04

going, no, no, no, let me do it. I

1:02:06

got it. She's opening up 10 tabs of the

1:02:08

same thing. I'm watching her twiddling my thumbs. She's

1:02:12

like, it's okay, I'll do it. She finally

1:02:14

pulls up the confirmation after 20 tries. She's

1:02:17

like, her eyes are crossing. And she's on

1:02:19

the phone with the operator, and she's like,

1:02:22

okay, are you ready for the confirmation? She's

1:02:24

going through the letter, she's like, wime, zine,

1:02:28

e as in anima.

1:02:31

I literally, oh no, I

1:02:33

literally went, like

1:02:37

there's no way, there's no fucking way.

1:02:39

And I'm just, simpler choice. E

1:02:44

as an elephant. Tana Marie. And

1:02:46

so I'm just like hammered, do this, I just

1:02:49

started dating Kevin too for like three weeks, and I

1:02:51

remember I was telling him I loved him, like you don't.

1:02:53

No, no, no, the best part. So

1:02:56

I like finished packing her stuff. We're like checked in

1:02:58

for the hotel, and like, okay T, like you're all

1:03:00

packed up. I'm gonna go back to my place and

1:03:02

pack. She goes, I'll come with you. I go, it's

1:03:05

okay, you don't have to. She's like, no, I'm coming.

1:03:08

Okay great. The thing is you can't tell drunk

1:03:10

Tana anything. Oh, no, no, no, no. So she

1:03:12

gets back to my apartment, right? First of all,

1:03:14

she gets on my bed, she was on. She's

1:03:16

like under my covers with her shoes. I'm

1:03:19

seething, I'm like, no, no, no. I'm trying to

1:03:21

pack as fast as I can. She's like drunk,

1:03:23

rolling around in my bed. And she's

1:03:25

like, is Kyla home? Cause me and Kyla are neighbors.

1:03:27

And she's like, is Kyla home? I'm like, I don't

1:03:30

know Tana. She goes, okay, I'll be right back. She

1:03:32

goes missing for 20 minutes. I finished packing

1:03:34

my stuff and I'm like, where is this

1:03:36

girl? I go to Kyla's apartment, walk in.

1:03:39

Kyla walks out and she's going, you

1:03:41

have to get her. You have to get her. I

1:03:43

walk into Kyla's room. Tana is down

1:03:45

on all fours under the bed. Kyla's

1:03:49

cat is under the bed. And

1:03:51

I walk into Tana just going, meow.

1:03:54

Meow. She's going, meow.

1:03:57

Meow. Meowing

1:04:00

at the cat. I'm like,

1:04:03

this is my boss. You

1:04:06

have a very serious shock. Oh, I was like,

1:04:08

there's no way. I'm so sorry.

1:04:12

I kind of love that story. I love cat food, Tana. Oh,

1:04:14

just wait. No, no, but

1:04:16

just wait. Just wait. Just wait. So I finally get her together.

1:04:18

I'm like, all right, Tana, let's go back to mine. Like, leave

1:04:20

Kyla alone. She has work at 6am. Aww. So

1:04:24

Tana finally comes back into my house, right? She's

1:04:27

on my bed again. She was on, rolling around. And

1:04:30

I have this, like, Snoopy stuffed animal

1:04:32

on my bed. Oh

1:04:34

no. I

1:04:37

have this Snoopy stuffed animal on

1:04:39

my bed. And she has the Snoopy and she's

1:04:41

like, playing with it. Like, whatever. She's like, oh

1:04:43

my God, Snoopy. Like,

1:04:46

how drunk do you have to be to go

1:04:48

four year old on these houses? Literally.

1:04:50

So finally she's, I don't know, she's Kiki with

1:04:53

Snoopy. I finish packing my bags. And

1:04:55

I go, Tana, are you ready to go? And she

1:04:57

goes, no. I don't have all

1:04:59

my stuff. I go, you didn't bring

1:05:01

anything with you. What are you talking about? She goes, no,

1:05:05

I need my Snoopy charger.

1:05:12

What on God's green earth

1:05:14

is a Snoopy charger? What?

1:05:18

What's my Snoopy charger? She

1:05:21

has my Snoopy, like, and a grip. She's

1:05:25

like, I need my Snoopy charger. I woke up the next

1:05:28

day. I don't think I've actually ever had anxiety that

1:05:30

bad. And it's like, you're going to Miami. Like,

1:05:33

you haven't even started what should be

1:05:35

the anxiety activities at all. It was

1:05:37

so bad. Dark ages. Yeah,

1:05:40

Paige, I don't know how you've stuck it out. I don't either.

1:05:43

Thank you so much. I'd be dead. Got you,

1:05:45

boo. God bless you. That's

1:05:47

why we're getting along so well. We

1:05:49

really are. Life is good. I

1:05:52

love my horse, Amara. I'm so livid to be going to Cabo

1:05:54

Soba. Well, you know what the thing is? I feel like you

1:05:56

can do Cabo Soba. I have done Cabo Soba. It's actually not

1:05:58

Cabo Soba. Habbo sober.

1:06:00

It's like the fact that I

1:06:02

know everything everyone else is like

1:06:06

Snoopy charger. Yeah, and yeah, that's the

1:06:08

most frustrating feeling in the world to just be

1:06:10

like you stupid fucking idiot Yeah, it's oh my

1:06:12

god. It's just gonna be a mess. I think

1:06:15

everyone's gonna be doing their big one. I'm so

1:06:17

sorry It's not gonna be fun. Hmm. I think

1:06:19

I'm happy my color is going massages. That's

1:06:21

literally all I'm gonna do I'm just fuck off

1:06:23

with my color like honestly, it's gonna be great.

1:06:25

How long you this here like three days

1:06:27

I just talked for a year downstairs. Of

1:06:29

course. Oh, man, you could bring the bowing.

1:06:31

That's true So

1:06:34

as you guys know I have been petitioning

1:06:36

and petitioning and petitioning I fear I might

1:06:38

have gotten got okay, and maybe I'm jumping

1:06:40

the gun on this I didn't get got

1:06:42

and I shouldn't be saying any of this

1:06:45

No, I think it's a valid thought because I've

1:06:47

been having this thought for you as you guys

1:06:49

know I'm now I'm doing your um,

1:06:52

I love it. You're breaking the fourth wall still bird.

1:06:54

I forget what it was again Flea

1:06:57

bag bag. Look there's a term do

1:06:59

I don't know what's wrong with me

1:07:01

like blind Lisa? I've

1:07:06

been promoting Morphe's makeup talk lip liner since the

1:07:08

dawn of time and I love it more than

1:07:10

anything Brooke Put me on because if I don't

1:07:12

say that she's gonna beat the fuck out of

1:07:14

me Well, no, it wasn't that that you didn't

1:07:16

say it's that she was asking Morphe for a

1:07:18

makeup top collab and I go You know what

1:07:20

would happen if I saw you pop out with

1:07:23

a makeup top collab with no mention of me

1:07:25

whatsoever I'd be like, where'd you get that? I?

1:07:28

Think you deserve the collab. I think it should be a cancelled collab

1:07:31

honestly and so Exactly

1:07:38

Eventually they discontinue it. I'm really upset

1:07:40

about it. We never stopped talking about

1:07:43

it I'm making a bunch of tiktoks

1:07:45

late like I've made some crazy tiktoks

1:07:47

obviously just joking like saying

1:07:49

like I hope the CEO has a Bad day they did

1:07:51

tell me they relayed that to the CEO and he laughed

1:07:53

But I probably shouldn't have said that um,

1:07:56

but just like a lot of jokes. Whatever lately. I've

1:07:58

been amping it back up again And

1:08:00

little did I know, we made a TikTok literally

1:08:02

less than a week ago where I was saying

1:08:04

like, Morphe, please bring this back. I will never

1:08:07

shut up about it until you bring it back.

1:08:09

Little did I know, they already had a plan

1:08:11

in the works to come visit me or at

1:08:13

least send me makeup talk. I don't know, whatever.

1:08:15

We're in Chicago. Page again is like, I have

1:08:17

a surprise for you. I'm like thinking

1:08:20

it's the Crunch Wrap for real this time. And

1:08:22

the Morphe girls walk in with boxes

1:08:24

of makeup talk for all of us.

1:08:27

And which is so amazing. Like, I

1:08:29

have enough makeup talk until I'm in post-mortem. Okay.

1:08:31

And that's awesome. And I love it so much.

1:08:33

And I'm so happy. I've been down to my

1:08:36

little nubs and like, so on and so forth.

1:08:38

Right. I'm not going to lie to you. And

1:08:40

maybe this is my fault. Like maybe I'm like

1:08:42

really thinking of myself as something I'm not, you

1:08:44

know what I mean? But I'm like, there's no

1:08:46

way they flew all the way out here just

1:08:48

to give me some lip liner. Right. No, it

1:08:50

was a beautiful business venture for them. Exactly.

1:08:53

And I know I loved it. It was,

1:08:56

I'm literally wearing it on my hat as we speak.

1:08:58

Like we love it. We love them. They came,

1:09:00

but then at the end of it, they're like,

1:09:03

and we've restocked 500 for your fans. And then

1:09:05

maybe we'll give you a collab. Like first of

1:09:07

all, the fact that no, no, no, what they

1:09:09

said was that they, if they sell out the

1:09:11

500, then they're going to bring

1:09:13

makeup talk back. No mention of a collab.

1:09:15

Oh, that's

1:09:18

what I think is like a little like questionable

1:09:20

about it because I'm like, not only did you

1:09:22

just sell so many lip liners, it's sold. I

1:09:24

posted it and they can make more money. I

1:09:27

posted that it was back for

1:09:29

them and for the fans, obviously, because now I

1:09:31

have my 40. I wanted to let people know because

1:09:34

I do think it's the best. It sold out in

1:09:36

three minutes. That's crazy. And I have no check. I

1:09:38

have no check. I've been doing so much free work

1:09:40

for Morphe. I literally, I

1:09:43

want to give them a time limit. And if it's like at that point,

1:09:45

they haven't done it, I'm getting to the lab

1:09:47

or I'm collabing with some brand that wants to, you

1:09:49

know, brands that I've mentioned so many times that

1:09:51

I'm like, if you don't work with me, I'm going to start telling

1:09:53

people like it made my hair fall out. You

1:09:56

know, and here's the thing, no one owes me like

1:09:58

shit. That's not why that's not the point. The

1:10:00

point is is I have gotten

1:10:02

swindled I think into doing way too much free

1:10:04

work for my yeah That's what it is and

1:10:06

like oh this God is hard to say it

1:10:09

without And meanwhile, you

1:10:11

know, they're giving Meredith Duxbury her 80th

1:10:13

skin and billboard knowing like how much

1:10:15

money these influencers have made off Of

1:10:17

their morphe collabs. I know it's like

1:10:20

like tens of millions of dollars So

1:10:23

I just think it's kind of crazy It

1:10:25

was so nice that they did it the gesture and everything was

1:10:27

so nice But I just thought about it like really in my

1:10:29

head after and I was like All

1:10:31

it did was it was really smart for

1:10:33

them because that now they're so they ate They

1:10:36

really did Maybe that's the thing

1:10:38

too is like that they're like you're gonna keep

1:10:40

making jokes about like showing up to our headquarters with a

1:10:42

gun Like we're gonna flip this

1:10:44

on you No funny dude, cuz you're

1:10:46

like on your 20th tick-tock like raving

1:10:48

about morphe for free like meanwhile Was

1:10:51

rotting down there for six months? Like

1:10:55

hey girl, can you maybe post that today? And

1:10:58

she's like morphe makeup dog Yeah,

1:11:01

I have to it's I'm just so

1:11:03

authentic to a fault My

1:11:06

takeaway is that Tana sells Okay,

1:11:08

yeah, she didn't sell a product But that's the

1:11:10

thing at the end of the day Like I

1:11:12

could sell so much more of a product than

1:11:14

an influencer who converts less than me and the

1:11:16

brands are gonna choose The

1:11:19

brand safe option every time I'm

1:11:22

like I wear makeup Don't

1:11:25

get it cuz it's like I really will

1:11:27

never understand that cuz it's you really

1:11:30

people buy so much shit just cuz

1:11:32

you Have it. Yeah, I know

1:11:34

it doesn't make sense. It is what it

1:11:36

is that showbiz, baby I know that there

1:11:38

are people who have said I saw an

1:11:40

alien right, you know I'm probably one of

1:11:42

those people Snoopy Jar Jar's right telling you all about

1:11:44

how I saw UFO, right? Like

1:11:46

yes, people say that they have

1:11:48

had spotting But it's not like people are

1:11:50

just kicking it with aliens in a waffle

1:11:53

house, right? Like it's not like Aliens

1:11:55

are having meat and grease right? It's not

1:11:57

like There's not real

1:12:00

cold hard cash when in the

1:12:02

alien community community right and think

1:12:05

about the fact that it's So

1:12:09

like normalize It's like

1:12:12

it's an emoji or so popularized like we

1:12:14

all know what an alien is why? Why

1:12:17

like don't you think it should be like

1:12:19

a myth? That's like barely known like aliens

1:12:21

are as known as like cows dude and

1:12:23

like why we had this whole breakthrough Well,

1:12:25

like when we were so high Yeah,

1:12:28

I don't know if I could get behind you guys on this one, but it's

1:12:30

just like For how little we

1:12:32

have known and seen about aliens It should be

1:12:34

something where like maybe we're in a room full

1:12:36

of 10 people and I'm like, oh my god

1:12:38

alien and someone's like What's that? Like why does

1:12:40

it why is it in a moment? Okay well

1:12:42

like we've never personally been to Mars, but we

1:12:44

know that Mars is there like That's

1:12:47

I but we know that well, there's there's

1:12:49

hundreds of years of like research and stuff

1:12:51

about other planets in space and whatever it

1:12:53

is So like like there

1:12:55

there's just implied understanding like that. There's life,

1:12:58

but do you really think alien should be as famous

1:13:00

as cow? See

1:13:03

word do trick You

1:13:10

the Gronk joke, oh wait, yes. Yes.

1:13:12

Oh the crypto. He's like this money ain't

1:13:14

real Yeah, okay aliens didn't hit that wasn't

1:13:17

no I get I get what you're saying

1:13:19

Why is alien as famous as cow and

1:13:21

alien there's like this we see it out

1:13:23

we can also picture an alien Yeah, that's

1:13:26

what I like. I don't collectively like Noah

1:13:28

and I did it the green fucking like

1:13:30

little teardrop shaped It's

1:13:32

just aliens are way too famous for what they've done.

1:13:35

Maybe it was right. He Scared

1:13:37

the fuck I love a little so obsessive ET.

1:13:39

That's my favorite character. I have a BT. I

1:13:41

would just love to have a light-up finger He's

1:13:43

so cute. You scare me so bad when I

1:13:46

was young And I feel about her

1:13:48

being terrified scared the first time I watch it too But

1:13:50

I just love that movie like his little scream little

1:13:52

very more. Oh, I love to very more so

1:13:54

fucking much I literally like whichever I know I hate

1:13:57

so much when people get mad about Drew Barry more

1:13:59

like touching them or people try to make jokes

1:14:01

about that. Like, if Drew Barrymore was like sitting on

1:14:03

my lap, like, I would be the happiest person alive.

1:14:05

She could wear my skin. Yeah, literally. I would want

1:14:07

her to like caress my face, gently. Me too. She's

1:14:10

so safe. She's such a safe person. You

1:14:12

know, she's like so good in bed. With

1:14:15

like her touch. OK. You know what I

1:14:17

mean? Like, do you think she's a gentle lover? Sorry,

1:14:19

Drew. How did

1:14:21

we get here? There's something healing about her. I was

1:14:23

so quick. We're like, oh, she's so sweet and kind.

1:14:25

You know she's throwing it. Yeah. But

1:14:28

that's not what I mean. I don't think that

1:14:30

Drew Barrymore is like reverse cow girl fucking own

1:14:32

finger in her own ass. Like, you know what

1:14:34

I mean? Maybe. Sometimes those ones.

1:14:36

Her touch is like seamless

1:14:39

and beautiful. Yeah, I think she's

1:14:41

like, OK. I get what

1:14:43

you're saying. I hear you. Just like think about

1:14:45

how much she's willing to touch someone on live

1:14:47

television. Like, what's she doing? Right.

1:14:49

OK. She wants you. Back to Ailey and Tuck

1:14:52

really quickly. I saw Theo Von

1:14:54

Gett ask a question. And it was like,

1:14:56

if you were to choose one human to be

1:14:58

a spokesperson for the entire human race, who would

1:15:00

you choose? Like, if aliens came

1:15:02

and invaded and we can only put one

1:15:05

person forward to like represent us, who would

1:15:07

you choose? I

1:15:09

just saw this clip this morning. He just

1:15:11

goes, a Filipino guy? I

1:15:17

think I would use Drew Barrymore. Oh,

1:15:19

wow. Adam

1:15:23

Sandler? He's a good one, but I kind

1:15:25

of feel like he'd be like, what the fuck you got me here for? Theo?

1:15:29

I know. No, that's not a good represent. No

1:15:31

offense, but they will kill us all. I'm putting

1:15:33

Trisha Paytas on the front lines. Oh, duh. Literally,

1:15:36

duh. Put Trisha Paytas on

1:15:38

the. Oh, my god. She could give them like

1:15:40

a full rundown of all history in five minutes.

1:15:44

No, they just know everything about Quentin

1:15:46

Tarantino. Right? The

1:15:48

important shit. She'd have them like try a mozzarella.

1:15:50

A blingy cup. Yeah. God,

1:15:53

I love her. So much. Would you know

1:15:56

that we are so close to her giving

1:15:58

birth that this could be out? There

1:16:00

could be alves, That's. So

1:16:02

crazy. Oh My. God on let's

1:16:05

see my notes. I gained five pounds

1:16:07

on Tor. That's a really

1:16:09

small not going on for tour is no

1:16:11

no no no no not like collectively this

1:16:13

past week and a half signed you think

1:16:16

if I come from literally a. Really?

1:16:18

Big Hot Dog. Will. We were doing

1:16:20

big back seventies. We are at

1:16:23

a restaurant called. Hi broke in Hungary

1:16:25

and I had to have like a full

1:16:27

reevaluation of my entire life when I found

1:16:29

myself in Milwaukee eating a deep fried. On

1:16:31

cross double. I know, That restaurant was in

1:16:33

some buddies kitchen. Like all the photos were

1:16:36

like taken on a Samsung Galaxy to us

1:16:38

an egg. It had three stars on who

1:16:40

breathes like it's just. it was delicious though.

1:16:42

Honestly we're in Milwaukee or he later but

1:16:44

I love space food. Needs. To

1:16:46

like since I was robot food like

1:16:48

know humans with red. Boarding. Call my

1:16:51

friend had already it over Joe: I'm

1:16:53

I'm. My new hyper secretions in the into

1:16:55

the cats have eating Indian food at all time

1:16:57

or with I had for I came here today

1:16:59

had it last night I'm on the bull that

1:17:02

train have him I know years the how had

1:17:04

the narrow for her that I to feel pack

1:17:06

from you're not getting before we live with so

1:17:08

many I need I got a light from the

1:17:10

meet and greets. I love you guys the.com what's

1:17:13

the oh I have is simply any random thought

1:17:15

that came to me I was writing down. I

1:17:17

guess it kind of ties with our Cabo Lore.

1:17:20

How we have so many allegations that we've

1:17:22

hooked up? Oh my gosh, I doubt that

1:17:24

out there I know, which is like very

1:17:26

believable and very much in the realm of

1:17:29

possibilities. but leg. Isn't really the

1:17:31

only flat fee but you're right like were

1:17:33

studio at wide receiver legs to find know

1:17:35

why they think they're so during Ilya Sydney

1:17:37

like. Say. It one time

1:17:39

like on your or something. Probably.

1:17:42

A price on if of your my

1:17:44

and on. I mean yeah yeah yeah.

1:17:47

And then we have a meme of us. Did

1:17:50

you find Nevada? I will. I

1:17:52

will and I'll send the. my birthday trip

1:17:54

when we were all in mexico i love

1:17:56

our enemies and i came back south holding

1:17:59

hands we were making out though I can modify

1:18:01

your phone. Oh yeah, you guys did hook up that

1:18:03

night. What are you even talking about? But we didn't

1:18:05

fuck. Yeah, but like, well what do you guys think

1:18:07

about saying hooked up to mean make out? I have

1:18:09

something to do with that. I think it's just a

1:18:11

blanket term. It can mean anything. Yeah, that's true. Really,

1:18:14

when I say hooked up, I mean like specifically like

1:18:16

have sex. I don't think

1:18:18

have sex, but I think more than make out. Like

1:18:20

if I like sucked it. Yeah, that

1:18:22

makes sense. Like that's hooked up with it.

1:18:25

I think there was just a large period of my life

1:18:27

that I genuinely felt like making out with like shaking

1:18:29

hands and that's a horrible. It's so fun

1:18:31

and so casual. Hi. Hi. Hey

1:18:34

Diva. Oh my God. Do you wanna come tell

1:18:36

your Harriets on La Cienega and Sunset story or

1:18:38

have we already told them? Oh, that was so

1:18:41

good. I think we have. What's

1:18:44

that? You don't know. Oh, you didn't

1:18:46

work with us yet. Did you? No.

1:18:49

I don't, with us it's crazy like. It's

1:18:51

like we're all just one entity. It

1:18:53

was Amari's birthday. And

1:18:55

we were at Harriets on La Cienega and Sunset. Well,

1:18:57

y'all were. Oh

1:18:59

yeah. He was telling this story last

1:19:02

night to Zach and it's up there with Snoopy

1:19:04

Charger. Stop. Essentially it's Amari's

1:19:06

birthday and so we do a dinner and you

1:19:08

know I like to like plan Amari's birthday and

1:19:10

whatever. So I'm like, I'm gonna host

1:19:12

him an after party at Harriets on La Cienega

1:19:15

and Sunset, okay? It's a rooftop bar for those

1:19:17

who don't know. And I'm so

1:19:19

hammered that I get to the after party.

1:19:21

And you know how I was at the

1:19:23

time with throwing parties and shit? I

1:19:26

was very much, I still am with throwing

1:19:28

events and shit. Like if I even see

1:19:30

gaps in the room, like I am inviting

1:19:32

everyone. Like I want to uncorrect. Why didn't

1:19:34

nobody could get in? And we were all, everyone's

1:19:36

like waiting downstairs. Zach P is like the one bringing

1:19:38

people up. Well here's why. And nobody can get in.

1:19:40

Nobody can get in. I posted. What is happening? Why

1:19:42

can't anyone get in? Like what is going on? Oh

1:19:44

my God. I'm like, worry. On my close friend story,

1:19:47

my close friends for those who don't know have like

1:19:49

2000 people because when a girl needs to

1:19:51

finesse, I just put it on my close friend, whatever it is

1:19:53

that I want. And I put come

1:19:55

to Harriet's on La Cienega in Sunset. And

1:19:57

I almost got literally charged with inciting a

1:19:59

riot. And Omari couldn't get into

1:20:01

his own birthday party like it was

1:20:03

So many people were like where are

1:20:05

they coming from and then it's like

1:20:07

on her story i forgot of the

1:20:09

have them are you have any additional

1:20:12

lower your like I'm talking to this

1:20:14

my. The. His whole far does

1:20:16

your V or V like how you felt we have

1:20:18

He's clearly I'm so excited I'm like oh my god

1:20:20

I'm obviously like to see would zip sci hub is

1:20:22

great time and I'm like oh my God is the

1:20:25

opposite. Like

1:20:27

followed right now you know still makes I

1:20:29

sell up and I'm sitting down there have

1:20:31

like. Forty. Five minutes to Zelig where I

1:20:33

capacity were a capacity of mcguire that capacity and

1:20:35

I like em on Instagram. Nice of your clothes

1:20:37

the like. It's my birthday Our villages has come

1:20:40

to her the last year ago. Sunset Five. Other:

1:20:43

that's why I'm against my birthday suit

1:20:45

Other people like a small town. That

1:20:49

I love their. Wait for

1:20:51

like thirty people. Know about of

1:20:53

that from. Nobody would hate when literally shoulder

1:20:55

to shoulder nobody could move. know? I forgot

1:20:57

about that. They became a meme for a

1:20:59

while or exact name for like at least

1:21:02

eight months and became such a meme because

1:21:04

you know my inviting the mailman problem like

1:21:06

that was boiling or such as he was

1:21:08

like. I have no idea how this happened.

1:21:12

He was what is going on and or in

1:21:15

of I thought to look and like when we

1:21:17

thought we were like there's just no way you

1:21:19

play dumb. If if it or. If

1:21:22

we obviously you know i don't remember was i

1:21:24

just say we got have no idea why really

1:21:26

should like where we. Are Today exams, an

1:21:29

assisted. Singer like I haven't

1:21:31

had a hurry that you're. Not

1:21:37

around, but. It's

1:21:41

those bases up here was year.

1:21:44

I'm so sorry. I'm

1:21:47

so sorry of his spit. Okay,

1:21:49

guys that thank you so much for

1:21:51

listening to another episode of the cancelled

1:21:53

podcast age you for joining us our

1:21:56

lovely are almost one year my god

1:21:58

sadness that of with you Thank

1:22:02

you guys for having me. This is fun. We

1:22:04

love you guys so much. We're headed to Cabo de

1:22:06

Roo and some lives. We're happy to be back off

1:22:08

tour and yeah. Bye. Bye.

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