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That's t-e-r-r-a-n-e-a.com. Hello

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and welcome back to the

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Canceled Podcast. I'm Trish. I'm

1:40

Brooke. I'm Jill. Yeah, that was cute.

1:43

God these are my favorite days. I

1:45

love you so much. You have such a

1:47

like divine energy. I was talking about this

1:49

in the car but like I woke up

1:52

today and like I wanted everyone dead.

1:54

Oh like I have been the most

1:56

horrible person to be around for the past like 48 hours.

1:58

I've been moving. and stuff too so

2:01

I'm just like everyone, yeah only like upstairs but

2:03

it's just so tedious. I've been so mad at

2:05

everybody but I'm like I'll go see Trisha. Oh

2:07

my god, I love it, I love coming here

2:09

too. It's so much fun. You just change a

2:11

mood like anyone who's in the room with you,

2:14

you change the mood immediately. Oh my gosh. Like

2:16

my head was throbbing, I was exhausted, the whole,

2:19

they're coming to see you even. The

2:21

biggest helicopter ever. Like what the fuck.

2:24

It's just like it's my security. It's

2:26

your security. Your security's kinda hot, he

2:28

looks like the rodent man. Anyways, continue your story. The

2:30

what? Wait, like a rodent man. You

2:32

know how rodent men are trending? Oh my, are trending,

2:35

that's all I'd ever known until this era. I love

2:37

the rodent men era. Me too. And your security looks

2:39

like a rodent man. Like so cute. What are the

2:42

qualifications of a rodent man? I think

2:44

it's like bone structure for sure. And

2:46

what about the bone structure? I think

2:48

it's like angular features. Angular, definitely that,

2:50

yes. Like they're giving. No,

2:53

not always. No, they don't really have the- Like Barry

2:55

Keegan is a rodent man. He's a

2:57

rodent man, Mike Feist, Jimmy

3:00

Allen White, Timothy Chalamet. There we go. Oh,

3:02

fuck, I love all of them. See, challengers, those two

3:04

were in the challengers. We just talked about that. Challengers

3:07

was so great. The middle one's in there. It's crazy

3:09

how they're also similar looking. But I guess if they're

3:11

all rodent related. And

3:13

they're also popular right now. They're like in every movie. Is

3:15

it this? That was such a good photo of Barry. Is

3:17

it this? Is it like they're jowls? Like

3:20

they're jowls. Oh, jowls are down there. Jowls are

3:22

here. I don't even know, I don't know where

3:24

jowls are. It must be the angular. Like

3:27

jawline could cut glass type. I

3:30

think it's kind of like emaciated vibes, but

3:32

then also like the nose. The

3:35

nose is very pointy. Yeah, they all have like

3:37

could do a lot of cocaine nose. Yeah. Like

3:39

you know what I think it gets up there.

3:41

I would venture to say they do do a

3:43

lot of cocaine. That guy is not a rodent

3:45

man. That guy is trash. Is that Matt Healy

3:48

on the left? Yeah. He's

3:50

Matt, yeah, that's Matt Healy. He's trash. Like he's not a hot

3:52

one. Like all rodent men are hot and he's not. He's just

3:54

a rat. You know what I mean? Our

3:57

sexy. I like that they put the side by side with

3:59

the action. I think it was Giggly squad. They were like,

4:01

they would never make something like that for like women. They

4:04

would never give like women like a girl and like make it a positive

4:06

thing. Or

4:09

like pig squad or something like that. All the pig looking

4:11

girls out there. Yeah. But like

4:13

it would never be like, Oh my God, like pig girls are

4:15

trending. Oh my God. That's so true. Cause

4:18

guys are just assholes anyways. They don't need to come up with names, but I

4:20

feel like this is like a cute, I think it's like a deer and deer

4:22

meant right? Like, but I would, I would, I would say that's a good point.

4:24

I would say that's a good point. I would say that's a good point. I

4:26

would say that's a good point. I would say that's a good point. Yeah. But

4:29

I would, I would die if I was a guy and I

4:31

just like was minding my own business and everyone's like, God, he's

4:33

so ugly, hot. I'd be like, it's

4:35

meant to be a compliment, but yeah, like that's

4:38

fair. I've always like, I love

4:40

it. Ugly, hot. I think it's like,

4:42

I love that that's trending. Yeah.

4:46

I just, I wish it was trending when like I

4:48

were dating that the rodent. No, you were ahead of the

4:50

curve. That's true. You

4:52

started the trend. Thanks. That

4:56

could be, you know, girls date really ugly guys

4:58

and then they become hot, you know, it's like

5:00

those super rodents, you know, that like accidentally get

5:02

like, like into drugs and they like radio active.

5:04

Yes. The New York rodents.

5:06

Oh my God. That's so fair. That's so

5:08

fucking no, that's the other key. You're secure. It looks just like

5:11

all of them. I was like, that's why I saw him and

5:13

he's like looking at me. I'm looking at how I was like,

5:15

and he looked like he was like a fan because he came

5:17

out of his car and like, I thought he was like a

5:19

fan of yours because I, are you seeing Tana? I'm like, are

5:21

you going to go see Tana? Like, who are you? Why are

5:23

you asking? And I

5:25

was like, so is it Matt? Like

5:27

the little, we have this one security guard and he's

5:29

this all in my own

5:32

life, but like there was one time where

5:34

like the first time he ever started working

5:36

for me, he walked into my house and

5:38

I like squared up with him because he's

5:40

just like, he's like just this teeny tiny

5:42

guy. I mean, granted he has a gun,

5:44

you know what I mean? Like,

5:47

it's just kind of funny. Yeah. Yeah, I

5:49

was like, that was like, that was just a thing. I was like,

5:51

oh my God. I'm going to do some eye dubs a little bit.

5:53

But like like his look. That's

6:00

why I was kind of looking. I was like, hmm, who is

6:02

this person? You know what I mean? Not in a hot way,

6:04

like a suspicious way for you. I was like, hmm, because I

6:07

didn't know if you had security. But I also have realized lately,

6:09

being a runner is also important. When you think security, you think

6:11

big guy. Right.

6:13

But outside of the house, you want a runner.

6:15

Yeah, they've got to be able to move quick.

6:17

You want a runner. And he's getting a runner.

6:19

Have you guys seen that video of Paris Hilton

6:21

when she's trying to frolic around Coachella in her

6:23

poor security? Oh, yeah. That's

6:25

iconic, though. That's everything. But it's like, hey,

6:27

poor guy cannot keep up. That

6:30

your guy would. If his name's Matt, he'd be able to

6:32

keep up with you. For sure. Yeah. He really would. But

6:34

I love the vibe, too. I haven't seen anyone in so

6:37

long. I've just been in my house for four weeks. So

6:39

this is a social hour. I know. What's it been like?

6:41

It's been great. I'm so

6:43

wildly impressed with how much you are doing.

6:47

You pop the baby out. It's like getting a

6:49

latte. And you are just back. I feel like

6:51

it looks that way. But I've really just been

6:53

sitting around the house with the baby. I really

6:55

haven't done anything other than be at our house.

6:58

The cosplays or whatever. But I haven't left. Yeah.

7:01

But I don't do anything productive when I'm just

7:03

at my house. I feel like you're posting content.

7:06

You have episodes still coming out. I do love

7:08

content. And I do love the podcast, too. It

7:10

is fun. It's like I missed it. You've broken

7:12

the internet three times already since the Sabrina. I

7:14

love it. We're talking about how much Sabrina

7:16

Carpenter is my favorite at the moment. I love her. She's so

7:18

adorable. And I love her with that guy. Everyone hated that guy.

7:20

I thought he was so ugly. And then once they got together,

7:22

everyone's like, OK, I see it now. I was like Sabrina made

7:24

him hot. That's so fair. Did you ourselves rent it, though? I

7:26

thought he was hot in Salt Lake. Yeah, I actually did, too.

7:28

But everyone was like, no, he's ugly and gross in that. And

7:30

he was creepy. After that final scene, I don't know if anyone

7:33

could. I know. I

7:36

missed the scene. I thought it was just his

7:38

butt dancing around. Me, too. That's so weird. When

7:40

I watched it, I had to go back and

7:42

see it. And then I was like, oh, it

7:44

was swinging. It's like flopping? Yeah. Like,

7:46

you know when it has some weight to

7:48

it? Yeah. OK. Yeah,

7:51

there was sand inside. Oh, that's why Sabrina's

7:53

hyper. She's on

7:55

it. I know. That's why all her nonsense outroses

7:58

are so like. So horny. Like, extra horny. I

8:00

don't know if you can say that. You're at Disneyland. He's coming in

8:02

me and I'm in doggy. Yeah. That

8:05

was so true though. Love her so much. She was posting

8:07

my video yesterday. I was so excited. You always like, that's

8:09

so iconic. What do you mean? Yeah. She's

8:13

never reposted mine. Ever. She did.

8:16

She reposted your cosplay thing today. I'm so excited. I'm so

8:18

excited. I'm so excited. I'm

8:20

so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

8:23

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. She

8:26

reposted. She

8:28

reposted your cosplay thing today. Really? I

8:31

feel like a chef I don't know. I don't think so. I think

8:33

she doesn't like me because my asker would always be like, oh, she

8:35

reposts everybody. So when we did the Burberry

8:37

Coachella one, I'm like, Oh, she's gonna post us in it. I did. Another

8:40

one did ask. Like, oh man, she hates me. No, she

8:42

couldn't hate him. Probably, cause I feel like, wrong, okay. I

8:45

love this year reposted you, but you are like that girl. And

8:48

I was like, it was something so big. I think I

8:50

commented on it to talk about. Talk

8:53

about the who gets to talk about sponsors. I was so

8:55

excited about, talk about wait till you see Chili's. You had

8:58

Chili's sponsored. That's, you had like the

9:00

era's sponsor show. I'm like, wait, what?

9:02

I want it. I want like, my

9:04

favorite ever was Lipton Green Tea. It

9:06

was Trisha. It was so funny on tour.

9:09

Every single day she had to bring this box of

9:11

Lipton Green Tea everywhere. Show it. Not

9:14

a cup of it. Oh, so

9:16

you were bringing the big box. Were

9:19

you actually? Yeah. Damn.

9:21

I love that. I was so excited about that. I was

9:23

like, I know how you feel. Hi. How

9:26

did it make you feel? She had to bring the box everywhere she went

9:28

and it was just the funniest thing I've ever seen. Well I couldn't get

9:30

the photos right. And like, I was just, I was trying to like make

9:32

sure that it was just in every frame all the time. Just

9:35

like, so it was like organic. Honestly smart. That yeah, that's

9:37

everything. No, you are like the brand girl. I like, I

9:39

had never seen so many brand deals and so many big

9:41

brand deals. I was like, what the hell? It's amazing. It's

9:43

so iconic. I'm living like so vicariously through you. It's funny.

9:46

I like convince myself that I'm doing it too. Like,

9:48

oh, I'm doing it. I'm like more sponsored. I

9:50

live to like, no, you're not at all. Well,

9:53

by association, I get you like by proxy. You are. That's how I

9:55

feel coming on here. I feel like so popular when I come on

9:57

here. I'm like, look at

10:00

us. 2 million views this episode, you know? Do

10:02

you know this? She's so confused. So

10:04

today she went on this tangent about how

10:06

she went on tour. I can't even make

10:08

this up. About how she went on tour,

10:10

she would only sell like 100 tickets. Literally.

10:13

Right? And I'm just sitting there and I'm like, there's

10:15

no way. And then I'm like, Trisha, do you know

10:17

that at every show we do there's usually like 45

10:20

people in the crowd with like, I heart Trisha Paytas

10:22

shirts on. And she goes, that's because of you. Yes,

10:25

it is. 1,000% no

10:27

one would. I saw you go on your

10:29

whole rant. Like you were talking about how you wish

10:31

you could have come to the California show. She said,

10:33

yeah. By the time I can go, like they're not

10:35

even going to want me to come anymore. You don't

10:37

ever, if I'm like bombing, if like something's going terribly

10:39

wrong, I can literally just say like, Trisha

10:41

Paytas. And the entire place. You

10:44

know that we do that. It's because of you girls. I

10:46

cannot do it on my own. I can't. It's so not

10:49

true. It's so not true. I'm telling you. If I don't

10:51

tour anymore. We've never talked about that. That's like a real

10:53

thing that we do. Like if we're on stage and the

10:55

crowd is too silent, we'll just bring you up. She

10:58

had like a little bit of an IBS issue going

11:00

on for the second there. And she'd go

11:02

off stage and I'd be like, so you all love

11:05

Trisha Paytas? I'm kind of a gag.

11:07

So you go off and like poop for a long time or

11:09

what? Well, Trisha, no. No,

11:12

she's record speed. Like it's like a bit. Like

11:15

it's like check this one out. No, in the California

11:17

shows, I was having like a real. You don't like

11:19

talking about it. No, I don't mind with you girls.

11:21

I don't. Like anyone else, yeah. You can tell us

11:23

the truth. I promise because I

11:25

actually would like vomit and get like pale if I was

11:27

like anyone else. You guys, I don't. I don't know. I

11:30

don't picture it actually happening. I think it was

11:32

like a story time. That's not true. You know

11:34

what I mean? Keep it that way because you

11:36

wouldn't even want to know. IBS is what? Eartle.

11:38

I didn't literally have IBS, which is that's funny.

11:40

We switched walks because normally I'm like, I have IBS.

11:42

And Brooke's like, no, you don't. But I

11:44

just was uncontrollably pooping every

11:47

like 20 minutes. And

11:49

there were like three shows where I actually

11:51

had to like be like, be right back,

11:53

Sacramento. And then there are your shows like

11:56

an hour and a half. And you couldn't hold it for

11:58

that. I couldn't. Oh my god. I just was like. Oh

12:00

my god. I felt like I was gonna like shoot

12:02

up through the ceiling. Did you ever get it looked

12:04

at like why it's so urgent? No, cuz it just

12:06

stopped. I don't know why and you were eating like

12:08

heavy mac and cheese or something The

12:11

mac and cheese will do it. That's not how it's

12:13

heavy That's like my self-control is

12:15

on zero Like I was supposed to be

12:17

eating the brat diet like bananas rice applesauce

12:20

toast. Oh my god because of the That's

12:22

what you eat when you're when you're I'm trying not

12:24

to say the gross words. Yeah And

12:27

I'm blanking stomach is upset. Yes

12:30

Good and I couldn't do it.

12:32

I was like mac and cheese balls. Oh, did you have that

12:34

what you had for real? Easy

12:36

cuz it's like all these comedy clubs and shit So I

12:39

was like, oh so there was one day where I went

12:41

in the kitchen and I was like eating out of the

12:43

kitchen's Pots and Brooke was gonna literally stop me No, it

12:45

was like it was like a big

12:47

tub full of french fries and she just reached her

12:49

hand to go if you do that They cannot serve

12:51

those anymore. Oh Don't worry, I'll

12:53

eat them all. Oh, they were like cooking a big

12:55

batch and you're just yeah They were

12:58

like letting me in the kitchen and I love that Yeah,

13:01

their food is probably like it's my good. It's like frozen

13:03

fried food, but like I don't know Yeah,

13:05

maybe your system do my big one literally I have to stop

13:07

eating at 10 p.m. That's

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all come so my crown of India's on the way Oh,

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you can't Indian food. It's all I eat.

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We really would you like? No, it's my

13:18

like yeah I get garlic not garlic cheese

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samosas what happens if you like fart during your

13:25

surgery tomorrow? I don't I don't think I'll be

13:27

there Like I don't think I'm gonna be present.

13:29

Yeah to witness. Yeah, that's true Yeah, how many

13:32

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open after surgery. I got them too big. What do you

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scars or my boobs? They're huge, because they literally ripped open

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and they had to sew them back. I had to go

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back five days later and stuff. Yeah, but it was too

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big. They ripped out, so you got it in the nipple,

17:16

and then it ripped? Yeah, because I also got the lift

17:18

too. And the lift is way harder. The lift is hard,

17:20

yeah. It's super hard, because it's crazy. And then also I

17:23

had sex right after what you're not supposed to do. So

17:25

I was literally- I was literally doing that. Can I do

17:27

that? No. Yeah. Although

17:29

I didn't really have to worry about it, to be honest. You're like, I don't

17:31

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17:33

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17:35

we have to have sex now. I was like, okay, and then it literally ripped

17:37

it open again. So I ripped it open twice. And

17:40

the implant was straight up coming out of your- Yeah, do

17:42

me a shake and blur. I'll show you guys. Oh,

17:45

I have my pasties on. These are not my nipples. So

17:48

this is the scar right here. Oh my geez.

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really not as bad as you made it sound like.

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But underneath, you can see it underneath you. easy

32:00

yeah it feels like a challenge and it's

32:02

like fun until it's like wait yeah not

32:05

fun anymore how was last night? what

32:07

happened last night? you were looking

32:09

for a husband at that event?

32:12

oh no husbands but we saw

32:14

really fun good people there what did you

32:16

do? tell me and Trisha you know

32:18

we want to live vicariously through that's so true

32:21

Nina Dobrev from like did you like vampire diaries? I

32:23

didn't watch him I'd know her of course you would

32:26

the way you would go so crazy for me for

32:28

diaries I feel like you would be like in a

32:30

full Elena Gilbert cosplay like immediately okay I have to

32:32

watch okay I have to watch it but she had

32:34

like a movie screening at Alo last

32:37

night and it was just like a bunch

32:39

of fun people but it was the funniest

32:41

movie and everyone was like fun and like

32:43

who are you most excited to see? Finneas

32:46

oh shoot like Billie Eilish oh

32:48

Finneas and Claudia were there oh

32:50

awesome were they um swinging? what?

32:54

there's a lot of rumors that they're swingers

32:57

there are rumors about that but I have

32:59

no clue what you're talking about personally

33:04

it's so good for you it's so good for

33:06

us that like that you're not

33:08

like me it's

33:10

so good for us are

33:16

you like do you like own part of Alo? I

33:18

feel like it's your brand like you are just everywhere

33:20

with Alo you have Alo socks the Alo Brand Drip

33:23

I just love it it's honestly like truthfully it's just

33:25

the fact that I haven't had an opportunity to like

33:27

meet new people in so long because of like what

33:29

we do we don't like I don't go out or

33:31

anything it's fun to like it like when

33:33

I used to have a job I used to meet new people

33:35

all day long and I was like oh it was exciting and

33:37

now I like don't have that so now I'm like I

33:40

think that's why I love it so much that's a

33:42

really good perspective it is it's just like you just

33:44

told me it's like that maybe I'll go no seriously

33:46

because like I'm going to all these events and I

33:48

mean like I have so many new more new friends

33:50

in the past like six months than I have like

33:52

in like the last five years how do you make

33:55

the friends do you go up to them and be

33:57

like I'm Brooke like well I'm always almost always alone

33:59

so like if I'm alone so like have to make

34:01

friends. I just now got bumped up to plus one

34:03

privileges. Oh, so you had to go, OK,

34:05

got it. That's the end of everything. So maybe we should just

34:07

keep going alone, so you meet new people all the time. Me

34:09

and me, we're like. I know. It's

34:12

just like fun. I love that. But

34:15

yeah, that's what it is. It's not like

34:17

I don't love working out. No one loves

34:19

working out. I just love like. I just

34:21

can't imagine going there and shaking on that

34:23

reformer and then going back. Like, no, it's

34:26

fine. It's

34:28

not like no one's judging

34:30

you. And no one can really see you. There's

34:32

never more than like three people in the gym.

34:34

I don't think the aloe world is judgmental. I

34:36

think LA is judgmental. You don't want to. You

34:38

choose the videos you post, you know. That's true.

34:40

You don't have to post you like Brooklyn. Yeah,

34:42

I'm actually like their security cameras are like on

34:45

Twitch. No, they leave it. That'd

34:47

be everything. Are you still working out with Jake Shane? Well,

34:49

he's gone right now, but I do some work. Because I know

34:51

last time you're like, I'm competing to be his like partner. And

34:53

I'm like, I wonder, did you get picked? I'm trying. But he's

34:56

like, God, he's got like a whole roster. And

34:58

he gets every single person who

35:00

comes on his podcast is like

35:02

most of them are aloe connections. Because like Laura

35:04

will like purposefully like Lucy Hale. He'll put them.

35:06

She'll put them together. And then like all of

35:08

a sudden they're on therapist. I'm like, Laura, I've

35:10

got a podcast. Oh my God.

35:13

Yeah, get Ed Sheeran on Canceled ASAP.

35:15

That is such a good matchup. Gay, son of

35:17

a thought daughter, Castle on the Hill. Have you

35:20

seen the clip of Jake like when

35:22

your legs don't work like you used to before? And Jake's like, ha

35:24

ha. That's my favorite

35:27

thing about him. About my grandma. He's like, oh,

35:29

OK. It's

35:31

the funniest clip I've seen on the internet. I would do the

35:33

same thing. I can see Imani here. Because I was just like

35:35

Ed Sheeran spilled some tea. I feel like he'd be down to

35:37

like spill the tea for you guys. I

35:39

would do anything to smoke a blunt with Ed Sheeran. Do

35:41

you think he's doing this? I don't know. I think so.

35:44

I can see it. He has tattoos. I just love that

35:46

song Thinking Out Loud forever. I do too. Is that the

35:48

one? Like my favorite song. Is that the one with the

35:50

legs? Like that song? It's the legs. Remember

35:53

the legs one? I

35:55

have like the A team is like the first

35:57

song in everybody's phone. No,

35:59

you know what's really. funny is that it's either

36:01

the A-Team or 21 Savage has that

36:03

song that's like A and T or something. So mine

36:06

would have been the A-Team and yours would have been

36:08

21 Savage. No no no I'm A-Team I'm a sad

36:10

girl but like it I think it says everything about

36:12

a person which one their first song is. Who's this

36:15

21 Savage Isabella? Like

36:17

Isabella, Ashley, Paige. Paige?

36:19

Paige would have been an Ed Sheeran. No

36:21

Paige is 21 Savage over Ed Sheeran for

36:23

sure. I don't know if you're 21 Savage

36:26

at all. Marijone is not Ed

36:28

Sheeran's drug of choice. Raps.

36:32

That's so funny. Oh he says he

36:34

got high with Steve Blackwell. So I

36:36

feel like he would for you. You

36:38

know like speaking of Jake Shane's podcast

36:41

I saw a clip that I have

36:43

thought about every single day since I

36:45

saw this clip okay. Glenn Powell your

36:47

boyfriend. My boyfriend? You

36:49

love him? Yes. Okay. Well get that

36:51

hook up. Is he single? She

36:55

changed Paige's contact in her phone to Glenn Powell. To try

36:57

to make another guy jealous so that he would be like

36:59

calling me in the middle of the night. How did the

37:01

guys see who it was? How

37:03

would he see it's Glenn Powell texting you? Because it would just

37:05

come up on my phone would be on the bed and it

37:07

would just be like Glenn Powell FaceTiming me and it'd be like

37:09

2 a.m. and I'd be like not him again. And would the

37:11

guy like be like is that Glenn Powell calling you? He'd just

37:14

be like Glenn Powell like duh. Is it

37:16

the guy that I know about that guy? Oh

37:19

so he's like damn I thought I was right. Yeah.

37:21

That was the big one and it's like no this

37:23

is the big one. But really he's like oh Glenn's

37:25

calling you like he really just does not give a

37:27

fuck. But you're trying your

37:29

damn discipline that's why I love you

37:31

okay. That's the thought that counts. Anyway

37:33

Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell was on Therapus

37:35

right? Yes. And he sits down and

37:37

he starts telling the story about his

37:40

sister or sister's friend it doesn't matter

37:42

a girl he knows right. And she

37:44

went on a date with a guy

37:46

and they go on this hinge date

37:48

and they have a great time and

37:50

then they go he asked

37:52

her to go back to his apartment and

37:54

they're chilling and she starts to get like

37:56

weird vibes right. And she's like will you

37:59

he's like can I give you a a

38:01

back massage and she's like, okay. And he

38:03

starts giving her a back massage and he's

38:05

just weird. Like she's scared and it's scary.

38:07

And so she leaves, she has weird vibes

38:10

and she's like, I gotta go, like this

38:12

is weird, right? And the next day she

38:14

wakes up and she has a rash all

38:16

over her back. And she's like, what the

38:18

fuck, this is weird. She goes to the

38:21

hospital and the massage oil that the guy

38:23

put on her was black market lotion that's

38:25

used to decompose human skin. And

38:27

then, so the cops get called and they go

38:29

to his house and whatever and there's all these

38:31

girls' bodies under his house and he was like

38:34

eating them or whatever. And

38:36

then Paige was telling me that she had a friend

38:38

that this happened to in like a Visa. Wait, what

38:41

really? Like, the, okay. Weird that

38:43

it happened twice. Well, more than twice

38:45

there was bodies underneath the. That

38:48

is so, I feel like I would 100% get eaten. That

38:51

would happen to me in a heartbeat. I love

38:54

a shoulder massage more than any sex ever, more

38:56

than anything ever. I could be the worst guy

38:58

ever and I'm like, get to work on these.

39:00

You love a shoulder massage. Yes, literally I think

39:02

I like massages more than sex. I would fall

39:04

for that. How would they eat it? Yeah, that's

39:06

my question too. Like should we, Armie Hammer just

39:09

came out and finally started talking about. I'm not

39:11

a cannibal. Yeah, that's

39:13

what a cannibal would say. Right,

39:16

oh my God. I never knew Armie Hammer looked

39:18

like until recently when he started, I was like, oh,

39:20

that guy's kinda hot though. That's how keep girls getting nod

39:22

on. Yeah, it's

39:24

like a Ted Bundy effect. Do you think it's like

39:26

giving baby back ribs? I

39:28

was eating baby back ribs the other day and I was like,

39:30

it's kinda weird. What? Oh,

39:33

eat someone's ribs. Like I have ribs. Yeah.

39:36

Oh yeah. That is weird. I wonder what we taste like meat.

39:38

No, I don't. Salty probably. You

39:41

think so? Yeah. Could you eat

39:43

flesh if you had to, if you're like

39:45

stranded on a desert island? I think it

39:47

makes you like so sick. There's also like

39:49

people say that it like makes

39:51

a chemical in your brain happen. God, I'm

39:54

smart. You go like crazy. It makes a

39:56

chemical in your brain happen that like wouldn't

39:59

happen unless. It makes chemical in

40:01

brain happen that wouldn't happen unless you eat human

40:07

Like it like does something your brain yeah,

40:09

I definitely Drives you crazy,

40:12

but I don't I can't imagine I would ever be

40:14

in a situation where I might have to but I

40:16

can't even eat Like a weird California roll, so I

40:18

don't think so. Yeah, the machinists of it You

40:22

but I do think do you like fish?

40:26

No Me

40:28

I know I buy like seafood. I like

40:30

like lobster and shrimp, but I don't like

40:32

a fish like a salmon Yeah, I mean

40:34

either me fish and shit like sushi. I

40:38

Like the rolls like the shrimp tempura like I can't

40:40

do the raw I have some those raw like sashimi

40:42

and I like yeah, you have to like it

40:44

took me so long I had to eat it so

40:46

much before I like actually like well How did you

40:48

get to liking is it good for you to help

40:50

me because I worked at a good sushi restaurant So

40:52

it's like I just ate it until all of a

40:55

sudden. I loved it really and I know that way

40:57

about like yellow tails She me I have weird exceptions.

40:59

Yeah, but like for the most like salmon you will

41:01

catch me dead. That's dirty pussy. I'm in wild Yeah,

41:03

I didn't smell yeah And

41:05

if you're at a restaurant with someone and you're sitting next

41:07

to them and they order salmon It's like the fucking

41:09

audacity you should have to get everyone at the

41:11

table to approve of you eating that yeah You

41:14

know what I thought way about is people who like

41:16

bring certain foods on planes, and it's like An

41:19

airplane is like literally asinine, and I know you would do

41:22

something actually I think I got that from you That's

41:26

one thing about me they just flying I know you do

41:28

you bust on tour So

41:30

you guys were it did you eat the food on the bus and

41:32

does that bother you yeah? Special

41:34

room, and if you open the door you like literally

41:37

had to have a mask on really did you

41:39

keep food in there? What is that with the

41:41

bus would be parked and I would order everything

41:43

on whatever nearby restaurants menu? And then it would

41:45

start moving and the to-go boxes would be like

41:47

the leaning tower of peace I love it I

41:49

would like there was a night I remember because

41:51

mcco is really like he's really lenient and great

41:53

with how I like to eat in bed And

41:56

I really appreciate that he embraces it. I know

41:58

it's not who he is yeah, he loves me

42:00

so he does it but there was a night where I was

42:02

trying to eat tomato bisque in bed and he looked at me

42:04

and like this was like the first time ever where he like

42:06

drew the line he was like because I just had it open

42:09

on the bed while the bus was moving and he was like

42:11

Tana no yeah that's kind of

42:13

wild like it's soup in bed you're like

42:15

by the time that we arrive at the

42:17

destination all of it has been mixed together

42:20

it's like inner hair like there

42:22

was there was a day where I went to

42:24

put on my favorite Steve Madden boots before the

42:26

show and I just looked in the soul of

42:29

it and there was marinara sauce galore and then

42:31

that same night dude Paige brings my duffle bag

42:33

into the hotel and she's unpacking it and it's

42:35

like like a workout set first of all hilarious

42:37

it's like workouts at makeup case breadsticks

42:42

I have a video I'll insert the video I

42:44

swear to God what is she she pulled like

42:46

raw breadsticks out of my Gucci job yeah

42:48

like they were like no raw like

42:51

sashimi raw raw like no it no

42:53

casing like there was loosely in

42:55

my fucking

42:58

duffle bag I couldn't talk to her for an hour I

43:00

couldn't make eye contact I was like dude this is so

43:02

paid were you embarrassed I feel like you're like someone who doesn't

43:05

get embarrassed in the best way possible like you just don't get

43:07

embarrassed that easily I really don't I have to like pretend to

43:09

be embarrassed I wish I wasn't there because a

43:12

lot of things like I feel like I'm

43:16

uptight in ways that's like nobody actually gives a fuck

43:18

and there's no oh for sure I

43:20

get embarrassed by literally everything I'm like why did

43:22

I say that that was so stupid like I

43:24

like overthink everything and you don't even just realize

43:26

that you're Trisha Paytas and you could literally say

43:28

and do anything you are like you really can

43:30

say or do anything oh my god

43:32

the opposite of anything I feel like I have to

43:34

walk on eggshells like everything I say gets like overanalyzed

43:37

no no not by me at least I'm trying to

43:39

find this video of this breadstick in

43:42

my duffle bag but I really can't find it

43:44

and that might be for the better it was

43:46

hard on tour though you like everything is like

43:48

it's nothing but chilies and like nothing

43:50

shout out chilies it's nothing but chilies

43:55

and Lipton and Taco Bell I

44:00

mean honest to God, I'm sorry. That's

44:04

my truth. And it's the dream. The

44:07

dream, yeah. It's literally the fucking dream. No, that sounds

44:09

everything. I do love when people just order so much

44:11

stuff. Like it's so much fun and then you just

44:13

eat everything. I love it, I love that she does

44:15

it. Cause I like, I feel financially

44:17

irresponsible, but I'm like, she's not going to eat

44:19

that. Oh, right. And I like to share with

44:21

everyone. I want everyone to try what I'm eating.

44:23

And like, I like a bite of everything on

44:25

a menu. Like, that's why I love that Chili's

44:28

not sponsored over here. This half of the couch is

44:30

not. They have a new espresso martini. Do

44:33

they? Yeah. Okay. They

44:36

love espresso martini. They don't drink, but I love those. I

44:38

love their big dipper, the platter. Triple dipper. Yeah.

44:40

They have the new cheese sticks too that

44:42

like pull really good. Trisha, I will never

44:44

in my life pull cheese without thinking of

44:46

you. Really? Like I just in Vegas

44:48

had these mozzarella sticks and I was like, Trisha. Can

44:50

I tell you something? I think there should be an

44:52

age, like restriction on mozzarella sticks. I don't think I

44:54

should even be allowed to eat those because I've never

44:57

had so many like life threatening experiences.

44:59

I'll have half the fucking mozzarella stick

45:01

in my stomach and half of it

45:04

still in my hand. I do choke.

45:06

So attached. They're wild. That's

45:09

so scary. And like being able to feel like and

45:11

not being able to cut it off. Oh my God.

45:13

It's my biggest. You can cut off with your teeth.

45:15

Yeah, but it's like, but then I'm choking. And it's

45:17

like, that is the realest shit I've ever heard. That

45:19

is true. Yeah. I'm really, I feel

45:21

about ciabatta bread. Like I think it's too hard. Oh, that's

45:24

tooth shattering. Yeah. Like

45:26

just, you know, in like lunch, like on a

45:28

sandwich, like when you have that like really hard

45:30

toasted white bread, it's like veneer 911

45:33

for me. Oh yeah. You guys have

45:35

the veneer. You have the veneers? Oh yeah. I

45:38

feel, I feel for you because I would crush

45:40

my teeth every day because I'm so hard on

45:42

my teeth. I'm just like, I like, I ripped

45:44

things open with them. Like I just, same. Yeah.

45:46

And I had to like really reroute my brain,

45:48

unfortunately. So I stopped losing them like chiclets, but.

45:50

But I love your toothless videos. Like your toothless

45:53

content, everything. Yeah. I seem cheering. Toothless content is

45:55

everything. Because you're the only

45:57

one getting there. Like the actual category of your content.

45:59

Yeah. You're the toothless influencer. I would

46:01

say sometimes I would have dentures and I could just

46:03

take them out. I'd give the best

46:06

blow jobs. My sister has that, and she says

46:08

that. She says no one's ever complained. Shakes them

46:10

out for that? That's iconic. I'm

46:12

more like your sister than you. No, you

46:14

would love her. She doesn't have

46:16

dentures by choice, but still. Have her on the

46:18

pod. She would love to come on

46:20

the pod. I've been wanting to do a little episode like

46:22

that. I think that we could have a little bit of

46:24

Debbie and a little bit of your family. Tori would kill.

46:27

We should do it. That's fun. When people

46:29

have family on, I think that's a good point. Yeah,

46:31

because no one else is going to come on. I'm

46:33

shocked. You both ask for people to come on?

46:38

I feel like usually do the guests outreach.

46:41

I'm about at my breaking point where I'm like,

46:43

Brooke, you better go to Aloe with a

46:45

flag and start campaigning. You

46:47

have the connections for sure. I feel like you're connected. I

46:50

don't know. I just got in trouble. Tessa

46:53

Brooks goes to Aloe, and then we told

46:55

a story about Tessa Brooks on the podcast.

46:57

And I walked into the lobby, and everyone

46:59

was like, Brooke. Oh, really? Damn it. I'm

47:02

sorry. Oh, that's scary. I hate getting

47:04

in trouble. That would make me so

47:06

embarrassed for the rest of my life. I'm so sorry.

47:08

It did. So I was like. Dude, I just get

47:10

so angry. It's like that

47:13

story, and it's really,

47:15

really funny. It's not really funny. But

47:18

Paige told the story, obviously. And I

47:20

believed Paige fully, whatever. But

47:23

after how dramatic it was, we were

47:25

fact checking, getting other people's sources, whatever.

47:28

Come to find out. The story is entirely true. So

47:30

it's like, why are you in trouble? And Tessa's not.

47:32

No, I don't know. I

47:34

don't know the story, but I. I mean, Aloe,

47:37

I mean, like, societally. Like, it's just like, people

47:39

are always mad at the truth tellers. And

47:41

not the who's the truth is being told about. That's

47:44

the team. This week is also just, I'm having a

47:46

week. I'm like, everyone is so goddamn mad at me

47:48

for telling the truth that I'm like. Yeah, I feel

47:50

like you've had a lot of bad. Like, just for

47:53

stupid reasons, just people against you, not believing you for

47:55

the stupidest things that are so true and you've talked

47:57

about for so long. And it's just so weird. I

48:00

was like, that sucks. I feel like you're just having a

48:02

period of it. Yeah, right now or this week, I just

48:04

can't like when the f*** called

48:06

me. Oh. I'll bleep

48:08

that, but. F***. Speaking

48:10

of cannibals. Sorry.

48:16

That's it. That's it. That was enough. Wait,

48:18

did you know that, well, unrelated,

48:21

you know that if you die, your cat will eat you?

48:23

Oh, yeah. Immediately. Well, it's meat. But

48:26

like, immediately? A dog would like probably like,

48:29

like, sit with your body for a

48:31

second. Like, a cat will eat you instantly. Have you

48:33

ever tried to play dead for a merth? No, but.

48:36

You should try. Like, I think it's like,

48:38

you have to be like dead, dead. Oh, they can sense it,

48:40

like your cold body or something like that. Yeah, that's wild. I

48:42

try to just sit completely still so that she'll come near me

48:44

because sometimes she doesn't want to. Like, you just eat

48:47

you. Did you like Ariana's new Catwoman music video? I

48:49

don't think I saw it. Really? The

48:51

boy is mine with Penn Badgley was in it.

48:53

Oh, I did see it. I did see it.

48:55

Yeah, she was Catwoman. I think she's one of

48:57

the most talented people. That's a lie right now.

48:59

And certain songs are incredible. Like, I always love

49:01

Dangerous Woman and like. That's good. I just I

49:03

want to hear her sing. Like, I want to

49:06

see her in. An Adele era. Yeah.

49:08

Oh, yeah. That's what I was saying to. I was

49:10

like, I'm like, I didn't know she was like a

49:12

good singer like that. Like, when I hear I was

49:14

like, oh, like, do people know she sings like that?

49:16

That's the thing I like. She's always so pop. Like,

49:18

I just I'm not really like a pop girl in

49:20

general, except for Sabrina. I'm like so obsessed with Sabrina.

49:22

Oh, you love her. But hers

49:25

is slower and more melodic. And I agree with

49:27

you like in that way. Like, I want it

49:29

super poppy. Like, if Ariana singing, I want her

49:31

to sing like Whitney Houston. Yeah,

49:33

I fully agree. Like so talented. I had

49:35

no idea. Amazing. Please, please, please. Already has

49:37

200 million streams. It came out like a

49:40

day ago. I mean, it's like all

49:42

over TikTok. Like my whole for you page is that it

49:44

is a catchy song. It's so good. And I love it.

49:46

Because it's just like, don't be fucking embarrassing. Yeah, that's everyone

49:48

relates to it. I was talking about this in the car

49:50

with Paige on the way here because she was talking about

49:52

when she was dating. That gay guy.

49:55

Right. And now he would do a lot of embarrassing things.

49:59

Not because he was. as gay, it's Pride Month, I

50:01

would never come for that. Happy Pride. Will it still

50:03

be Pride when this comes out? I think so. It's

50:05

always Pride around here, Liz. That's true. But I was

50:07

talking about how every single guy I've ever dated, minus

50:10

Makoa, but I mean, has embarrassed me

50:12

in some way. And it's almost like

50:14

you just have to pick your

50:17

type of embarrassing. Like men are just men.

50:19

What do you mean? What's your type? Yeah.

50:22

What's your embarrassing of choice? Like nerdy. Like

50:25

if a guy's being, like I think it's like, if

50:27

he's doing something embarrassing, like Makoa will be

50:30

like watching a genuine YouTube video on like

50:32

the Pythagorean theorem. That is not embarrassing. That

50:34

is like a flex. Yeah. I

50:36

think embarrassing is like getting another girl pregnant

50:38

while they're dating you. Like that's embarrassing. Yeah,

50:41

you're so right. Let me like

50:43

take my pick me hat off real quick. Yeah,

50:45

that's not that bad. I mean, it's literally so

50:47

embarrassing. Like, no, it's not embarrassing, Tana. You've been

50:49

embarrassed by men. Like don't. You're

50:51

like, okay, but that's like cute. That's something that's like,

50:53

like when I was telling you the text between me

50:55

and Moses, I'm like, this is so cringe. Like that's

50:57

like embarrassing, but cute, embarrassing. It's like not bad. Yeah.

51:00

But yeah, there's some awful embarrassing things. Like I feel like

51:02

not to come for their actions, but like Chloe, it's like

51:04

they, I feel so bad for her. You know what I

51:06

mean? Because everyone just like docked on her. Granted, I heard

51:09

Tristan was also dating someone when he met her and was

51:11

having a baby. I don't know what the whole thing is,

51:13

but yeah, that would be awful and not, not that it's

51:15

close. It shouldn't be embarrassing for her, but it would be

51:17

the worst thing ever. Like I'll just put it in my

51:19

perspective. Like if Moses like got another girl pregnant while

51:21

we're married, that's so embarrassing. It'd be sting all

51:23

of that, but it'd be more just embarrassing. Cause

51:25

I'm like, he's the best guy ever. He's like

51:27

loves me so much. And then does that. That's

51:29

so fucking embarrassing. But I also like, I'm so

51:31

quick to blame a man. It's like, I think

51:33

it's so much more embarrassing for him. Agreed. No,

51:36

no, I'm taking it. You should not feel embarrassed. Yeah, but like

51:38

I hate to like let a man make me feel stupid and

51:40

look stupid. Yeah. And well, my thing is like, I

51:43

have an issue with like going back to guys

51:45

too. And so it's like, now I look so

51:48

stupid. Cause it's like, I gave you the chance. You

51:50

know what I mean? It's like, if you start dating

51:52

like Matt Rife again, you're gonna be like,

51:54

girl, why? Bless his heart.

51:57

That'd be everything though. I always think about that. I'm like, what if she's just

51:59

like one day, just. He's like with him, just like hanging

52:01

out. I don't think he would be

52:03

with him. I'm pretty sure he has like a restraining

52:05

order against me and he like rightfully so. Season to

52:08

cyst. No, I feel like, but I

52:10

take people back. Especially like when you're familiar with him,

52:12

you're just like, oh well, me too. I used

52:14

to be really bad about like not having clean

52:16

breakups. Like and immediately breaking up and

52:18

like going no contact. Like I'm better about that

52:20

or just like immediately breaking up and being friends.

52:22

I like, that's good. But I used to like

52:24

date people for like a couple months still after

52:27

like say we're broken up, but like keep fucking

52:29

them. Yeah. Like it

52:31

just like, that was always me until I found someone new and

52:33

then I was like, okay. That's the thing I have to have

52:35

somebody new before I can stop. Like maybe

52:37

it's a borderline thing with us. I think so. And it's

52:39

bad and I'll be like literally like tell

52:41

me openly that I'm dating other people and I'll be like, it's fine.

52:43

I keep having sex with them. I'm like, this is so stupid. Yeah.

52:46

That is what happens. That is in fact what

52:48

exactly what happens. Oh, I hate that for you.

52:50

Cause I know that. I know that feeling that's

52:52

literally me. And I don't know for

52:54

me, I was always like, well, maybe I'll get pregnant. Like

52:57

maybe I'll stay with me. That was like so weird,

52:59

but like I always had that. Totally get it. Right.

53:02

We were talking about today, like Trisha was saying that

53:04

like with everyone she's ever been with, she was like

53:06

trying to get pregnant and like, isn't it crazy how

53:08

her body like waited till Moses. That's so lucky. Isn't

53:11

it crazy? Cause the thing is like, and you learn like you

53:13

can do that, but it never, like the guy doesn't stay anyway.

53:15

So now you have like, now you are

53:18

permanently attached to him. My

53:20

mom did that three times in a row. My

53:22

mom had three intentional kids in a row with

53:24

three different men and none of them. I know

53:27

my mom, Mary divorced three different men named Richard.

53:29

I was like, maybe try a different, like

53:32

a different that's only different names. She's consistent,

53:34

but like by the second Richard, I'd be

53:36

like, dude, like this might be the problem.

53:38

Not going to work out. Like, you know,

53:40

and sure as shit, third one was the

53:42

problem. Like that's so crazy. That's really interesting.

53:44

I would love to date a guy with

53:46

like a name I've already dated though. Cause

53:48

it's like, you don't worry about mixing them up.

53:51

Yeah. I think Sophia Vigara has a new husband.

53:53

Yeah. Same initials. Initial tattooed,

53:55

but her new man has like the same ones

53:57

as Joe Magnolio or whatever. That guy also has

53:59

them. That's crazy. I love her.

54:01

She's iconic. I do too. I

54:04

watch America's Got Talent all the time for her. I'm like,

54:06

okay, she's kind of everything. Yeah, she is everything. She's like

54:08

beautiful in every way. I've been, oh my God, I just

54:10

saw this. America's Got Talent clip.

54:13

I keep getting emotional. I've got to get off

54:15

crying. TikTok, I cry on TikTok like three times

54:17

a day. You're like an emotional person. I didn't

54:19

know that about you. Like you cried like today.

54:23

Like in a cute way, in the best way. I think

54:25

it's like new. It's newer. It's newer.

54:27

Like it's in the last year. I feel like

54:30

the happier you are, like the happier, the happier. I don't know.

54:33

You're like in your

54:35

feminine, you know,

54:37

like takes care of things. I used to be like

54:40

so much like tougher. And then I would like build

54:42

up and then have crazy crying breakdowns. But now I

54:44

just like cry whenever, but I love that clip

54:46

on America's Got Talent of this guy. He

54:50

was a high school janitor his whole life. And

54:52

then the students said he was a good singer.

54:54

Did you see that? The journey one that don't

54:56

stop believing. Yeah. That one made me cry too.

54:58

It was I got really, you know, it

55:00

just I can't stop thinking about it when I want to hang out with

55:02

him. So get him on the bed. I

55:05

know I am. I'm thinking that since we

55:07

can't get a damn celebrity, we should do

55:10

like Theo von style where we just get

55:12

like a mortician.

55:14

Yeah, that's cute. We could just start

55:16

doing that. And we know so like

55:19

imagine Saudi on the pod. Like

55:21

we know so many funny people for us

55:23

to get canceled of all time. But like

55:25

should we just start having funny people from

55:27

our life on? I think I feel

55:29

like yeah, like you will have Paige and make people love

55:32

when you just know that she's random. I mean, you like

55:34

just other people. Yeah, I really do love you guys. We

55:36

could also start having pets and I've been on this pet

55:38

psychic kick like I have been wanting

55:40

to be on the body. Like why don't we

55:42

put on the pot and then a pet psychic.

55:44

Yeah. I would love that. I'm

55:46

setting that up. I'm afraid. What if

55:49

they tell me she's unhappy with me and she preferred her like previous owners. You

55:51

would never be the same. Yeah.

55:54

I would spend the rest of my life like trying to prove

55:56

myself to her or I would have to give her away. Oh,

55:59

for her. Yeah, oh my god that watch out

56:01

right now Tw

56:05

I love this I had to talk you guys are on

56:07

like cat tick tock crying to talk I need to get

56:09

on those sites what side of tick tock are you it's

56:11

boring it's British. I'm watching right now But like no one

56:13

like In

56:15

the new season I'm I was I'm saving it for me to

56:17

be my boot job show Oh, oh, that's what I did I

56:19

cuz it was out before my pregnancy But I waited till after

56:21

the pregnancy to watch it cuz I was like a separate in

56:23

show I never watched the first two seasons. Oh, I didn't know

56:25

have you now. Yes. Now we're going back and watch Okay, what

56:27

are you on now? Like are you just I was in two

56:30

Okay, finish one and so you're doing season two and then

56:32

you're gonna do season one season one I think is the

56:34

no we started season one and now I was

56:36

in two Okay, what is like Bridgerton's lore? Like

56:38

I'm just imagining like but you know all those

56:40

British memes with like the teeth. No, it's like

56:45

No, it's like very It's

56:48

hard to explain. They're basically like courting each other like

56:50

it's it's the season so you're supposed to be like

56:53

finding a husband and It's

56:55

like there's so much that goes into it and stuff and they have

56:57

like big Like extravagant balls and stuff

56:59

where they like they're courting each other

57:01

like the men are courting the women But sometimes girls

57:03

don't get courted and like then then you have to

57:05

go out again the next Yeah,

57:09

I wouldn't get courted and then no you don't you

57:11

would you would but like sometimes you're good Like it's

57:13

a guy you don't want and he's from a family.

57:15

You don't want they don't have as much money. Yeah

57:18

Well, no, I'm trying to relate it

57:20

to my life. Like you want them

57:22

to be like of the highest like

57:25

so they're gold-digging Yes, it's like you and

57:27

Jake Paul You came from like royalty from two sections

57:29

and then you like married together to create like a

57:31

big family. You know what I mean? Yeah It's

57:34

not for love. It's a love match if you're truly in love

57:37

but a lot of times It's the Jake and Tana where it's

57:39

just like it makes sense like okay You come from a bougie

57:41

family or bougie family like you're gonna marry even if you don't

57:43

love each other Yeah It's

57:47

very that I will watch Bridgerton and get

57:49

back to you guys on yeah When I

57:51

want you put me on to the idol and it changed my life Okay,

57:53

so this is like the idol for me because it's also super horny

57:56

I get like really horny watching this like season one is

57:58

like season one is crazy They're

58:00

just constantly eating them out all the time again on

58:02

a staircase at their family home. He's just like, oh,

58:04

I'm like, it's a but also

58:06

if you get caught as a woman doing

58:08

that before you're married, like you're, like

58:10

nobody will want you anymore. I hate horny shows when I'm alone

58:12

though because then it's like, I just, I'm taking out the vibrator

58:15

again. I'm like, oh, this whole thing. You gotta watch it then

58:17

when you're with him, yeah. I can't have sex for six weeks

58:19

after you have brain. So I was like, and I'm so horny

58:21

because the third season is about a fat girl that gets her

58:23

love story. And I was like, oh, I love this so much

58:25

and the guy's so into her. And I was like, fuck, I

58:27

wanna get fucked so bad. You know what I mean? And it's

58:29

so hard. And they're like in a carrot, he's like fingering her.

58:32

And she's like, ah, you know, like, makes fingering

58:34

hot. I was like, okay, just stick

58:36

a finger in there. Oh my God, did you see somebody?

58:38

I probably put a finger in there. Somebody asked her like,

58:41

somebody asked her like, what's it like? Like to

58:43

see your body type like represented on the screen.

58:46

And she responded like literally without even a question.

58:48

She goes, yeah, we're really underrepresented. Like the perfect

58:50

tit community. Yeah. People said that. The

58:52

girl who they were talking to like that. Oh, that's

58:54

iconic. They basically were like, you know, like you're big.

58:56

So like. And trying to make it negative and shoot.

58:59

Yeah. And

59:01

she's like, well, it's really hard to have perfect boobs. It's like, yeah, she's like,

59:03

she's like, I love her. She's

59:05

everywhere now. She's like skims model. She's just

59:07

like, she's so cute. We're saying that you

59:09

saved watching Bridgerton

59:12

till after you were pregnant. And it like had me

59:15

on this whole mental thought process right now

59:17

of like, did you have different cravings with

59:19

Malibu versus Elvis? Like, did you? It's so weird when

59:21

I was pregnant. I like don't have cravings. Like it's

59:23

so weird. Like I would like not hungry when I'm

59:25

pregnant. Cause I would kind of breathe. So I just

59:27

like wasn't hungry. I get hungry after pregnancy. So I

59:29

didn't really have any, I wish I did like eating

59:31

chalk or soap or, you know, people eat like the

59:33

weirdest shit when they're pregnant, but I didn't have any.

59:35

In fact, anything, if anything, I was like trying to

59:37

eat healthier. Cause I was just like, I feel so

59:39

gross. You know what I mean? So I was 263 pounds when I gave

59:41

birth. Now I'm like 223. I

59:44

like lost like a lot of its baby weight, but I

59:46

was like humongous and I like wasn't eating. And I was

59:48

like, I don't like, I was eating, but I just wasn't

59:50

eating anything like shitty. You know, people like gorge themselves in

59:52

their pregnancy. I'm eating for two, but I was like the

59:54

opposite. I just, you know, I'm going to be like, I

59:57

know I'm going to be like full, like everything swells. Oh,

59:59

I think I saw. Maybe it was a comment where

1:00:01

you're talking about pregnancy face. Did you see that on TikTok? And

1:00:03

you're like is this real and I like people look you did

1:00:05

not have that at all No, I'm like I didn't know about

1:00:07

it either though And I was like wait is this a real

1:00:09

thing I had a little bit of pregnancy No, my first one

1:00:12

a little but some people are like a completely different person favorite

1:00:14

nose ever. It's my nose Hey,

1:00:16

why knows I look at your girls nose. It's cute

1:00:18

yours would both go up You have like a little

1:00:20

like tip go you have the year this knows but

1:00:22

I need a second nose job I want one really

1:00:24

bad. You should know you're done it together and gotten

1:00:26

down time Like we could have been down together and

1:00:28

that's why dream I wanted to get joint surgery with

1:00:30

a surgery, but like it'd be so

1:00:32

fun then you're noticing now like I've

1:00:34

really dialed back my Face

1:00:37

tuning and face apping and all of that But I

1:00:39

noticed it because you posted birthday photos for Ari today

1:00:41

and I was like I know you would never tune

1:00:43

a photo that way now It's like old photos that

1:00:45

you're posting face tunes like years ago. Uh-huh. I'm like,

1:00:48

oh bless her heart It's yeah, like it now it

1:00:50

but I still know I'll still like make my nose

1:00:52

a little cuter and I'm like fuck I should just

1:00:54

go do it. But the thing is I was spewing

1:00:56

like a geyser when I Complications

1:00:59

blood coming out. Yeah, they almost couldn't

1:01:01

give me the nose job Like

1:01:04

it was like bad like they said that did they say

1:01:06

it look like a fountain? Oh my god And then they

1:01:08

yeah Like every girl in

1:01:10

my elementary school She shut her finger

1:01:12

in the corner in the door and they cut the tip

1:01:15

of her finger off and she was just spewing out Everybody

1:01:17

and we all got covered in blood Rachel.

1:01:19

Oh my god. That makes me so squeamish.

1:01:21

That's wild Do

1:01:24

the other day it was I dropped a

1:01:27

mason jar on my ankle and it

1:01:29

shattered on my ankle bone first of all and I was

1:01:31

like What

1:01:34

Sony skinny it's like you can look at

1:01:36

it like now look how deep it is

1:01:41

I was spewing blood absolutely everywhere and I was

1:01:43

like pain I was yeah and it's on the

1:01:45

bone So it's like, you know what I mean?

1:01:48

And I decided to go to Vegas instead of

1:01:50

the hospital Which was like just the dumbest decision

1:01:52

ever and I was spewing blood all

1:01:54

around Vegas through my socks all weekend Like someone

1:01:56

hit it in the club. It was really bad.

1:01:58

I had to like call hotel

1:02:00

security and have them like help me. And like men

1:02:03

came up and they were like helping

1:02:05

me stop spewing. It was like a whole thing. I

1:02:07

went on Instagram live. I was like, what an idea. That's

1:02:09

so scary. Yeah, why don't you go to a hospital?

1:02:12

Dude, I have like a serious, like I will like die. You

1:02:14

don't want to go to a hospital. Really? Yeah. You

1:02:17

know that they will help you there. Yeah. I

1:02:19

know. But it's like, I imagine I had to stay there.

1:02:22

Like I'm just not mentally fit for it. You don't stay

1:02:24

at a hospital? I don't think they would make you stay

1:02:26

there for that. I know. I didn't want to go to

1:02:28

the Vegas hospital either though. I would send people home with

1:02:30

like their arm coming. Yeah,

1:02:32

actually. I guess that's true. But like the wait

1:02:34

time, it's like, oh my God, get it together.

1:02:36

Like I'll just, I'm like, I'm just always like,

1:02:38

there's got to be a DIY hack at home,

1:02:40

you know? So I was pinching it together. Like

1:02:42

we have stitches at home. Oh

1:02:45

my gosh. I don't know. I've never had to

1:02:47

get stitches or anything like that. Thank God. But

1:02:49

I'm so squeamish and like blood.

1:02:52

I don't know what I was thinking, thinking I

1:02:54

was going to be a nurse, but. How are

1:02:56

you going to get never been successful? Your implants.

1:02:58

Are you getting them through the nipple? Okay. So

1:03:00

are they taking your nipple off? I don't know. It's

1:03:03

just the bottom. It's just the bottom half. They

1:03:05

like cut it open and then they squeeze them

1:03:07

in. I'm literally after this podcast gonna like assault

1:03:09

you. Like I need one last squeeze of these

1:03:11

boobs. Of course. Oh my God. That's

1:03:14

kind of like the thing. I love your boobs too. I

1:03:16

love, I love my boobs. They're my favorite thing about my

1:03:18

body. But like, I mean, I was thinking about

1:03:20

that yesterday. I was like, this is my like last day with my boobs.

1:03:22

That is. As I know them. Yeah, it's

1:03:24

kind of sad. But it's crazy. But that's why you are

1:03:26

still with me. I was about

1:03:29

to say the most toxic shit, but like with my nose job,

1:03:31

I had to just go get it. Like I couldn't like think

1:03:33

about it. Oh, did you, how, oh yeah. How far

1:03:35

in between your consultation to the surgery did you guys have? Like, was

1:03:37

it like your consultation the next day you got the surgery? I had

1:03:39

like a week and a half. Yeah. What

1:03:42

was yours? My consult was only like a month ago, but I've

1:03:44

been thinking about this for like a long time. You just made

1:03:46

it. And I'm like good for you for doing your research. Well,

1:03:48

I had, I had to, and I'm like, oh

1:03:50

my God. It scares me. Cause there was a point in time

1:03:52

where I was going to get a BBL and can you imagine

1:03:54

me with a BBL? That would be wild. And

1:03:57

that's how much my mind has changed. Like I

1:03:59

could never imagine. myself now with the BBL. So my

1:04:01

God, I don't want to change my mind. Yeah. But I've

1:04:04

had big boobs before. And so I know what they

1:04:06

look like. And like, I know I want them. With

1:04:09

my nose job, I straight up googled nose

1:04:11

job Los Angeles, went to the first option,

1:04:13

did no research, and see one before and

1:04:15

after photo from the doctor. Nothing. Wait, what?

1:04:17

Isn't that fucking nuts? Why? I mean, now

1:04:20

I want a second one. Look at me.

1:04:22

But isn't that? No,

1:04:24

but it could have gone a lot worse. Yeah. There's

1:04:26

some botched ones for sure. Your nose looks cute. I

1:04:28

literally just picked the first person and just went in and got

1:04:30

it like it was like a sweet dream. That should get because

1:04:33

it's like on your face. Well, anything permanent. I like got it.

1:04:35

But I was just like 16, 7. Like,

1:04:38

I didn't know any better. You were 16 when you got

1:04:40

a nose job? Or like 17. Really?

1:04:42

Did your parents have to sign off for you? And

1:04:44

they're like, OK. Yeah. I

1:04:47

don't think I would sign off for my daughter. Even if she hated her

1:04:49

nose. I would be like, wait. Yeah. Aww.

1:04:51

That's so sad. Like, yes. Fix

1:04:53

your face at 17. Because it could change. Your nose could

1:04:55

change. And like, you could change at 19 like this. Oh,

1:04:57

but I needed to put a hammer on it. My side

1:04:59

profile. My nose entered the room 16 minutes

1:05:01

before me. Wait, what was it? It did not.

1:05:03

My nose entered the room 16 minutes before me.

1:05:06

What did you hate about it? What was it

1:05:08

that you didn't like? It was just big. I

1:05:10

got a big nose. Really? Like this part. Like

1:05:12

it didn't slope. It like went out. Can I

1:05:14

say I love big noses. I think big noses are good.

1:05:16

On a guy, it's the hottest thing in the world. I like

1:05:18

the one girls too. Me too. I feel

1:05:20

like it's very Bridgerton. It's very Bridgerton. Like Michelangelo. Unfortunately,

1:05:22

my brain has been like Kardashian unified when it comes

1:05:24

to like, I love a cutie little pointed nose. I

1:05:26

do love a cute nose too. But I don't know

1:05:28

something about when you see a girl with a big

1:05:30

nose too, because like so many people fix theirs. Like

1:05:32

the girl from very dancing was so cute. And then

1:05:34

she fixed hers. And she looks like everyone else. And

1:05:36

she's pretty. There are certain people who get nose jobs.

1:05:38

And I'm like, oh my God, you took away what

1:05:40

like made you look. I feel that way about teeth.

1:05:42

Like people who change their teeth and like they

1:05:45

had like very cute, like specific teeth. Like if Sabrina

1:05:47

Carpenter ever touches her teeth, I'm going to die. Right.

1:05:49

Because they're so cute. And like they're just her teeth.

1:05:52

I remember when I was with Bella Thorne and I

1:05:54

got veneer, she cried. And I like didn't understand why.

1:05:56

And she was like, I just don't. They made like

1:05:58

they were making who you are. and she was so

1:06:00

sad and at the time I was like rich

1:06:03

but like now I look back and that's like really sweet

1:06:05

what did you not like watch your teeth my

1:06:08

front teeth are like overlapping and I tried in

1:06:10

visalign but I just was getting hot

1:06:12

Cheetos in the trays that's

1:06:14

like so sad I feel like I know I mean

1:06:16

I get it look I love it here I think

1:06:18

they do look beautiful and I would love them cuz

1:06:21

mine are like baby chicklets but no another one like

1:06:23

if you change your teeth I'll cry yeah I would

1:06:25

look I would look a little crazy I'm sure but

1:06:27

I would love to but also I

1:06:29

think you kind of saved me from doing it because

1:06:31

you would always like lose your tooth and I'm like

1:06:33

so hard with my teeth and I'm like yeah I

1:06:35

lose it so it's yeah I tell everyone not to

1:06:37

get them unless but now I really I've never seen

1:06:39

any other surgery or procedure change like I feel like

1:06:42

veneers what they were when I got them like four

1:06:44

or five years ago like we're completely different than like

1:06:46

all the things they have now like composite and like

1:06:48

there's so many other like back then it was kind

1:06:50

of just like saw them off so

1:06:52

are yours oh right so yours are pointed at

1:06:54

them I think certain doctors should go to jail

1:06:56

for letting people like our age even do that

1:06:58

I when you have healthy teeth I wish anyone

1:07:00

like but also at the time like everyone had

1:07:02

them and was just like do it like it

1:07:05

no one told me anything you know yeah they

1:07:07

were just really expensive too so I was just

1:07:09

like so expensive per tooth I'm

1:07:11

like that's wild yeah I think the

1:07:13

bottom line about everything is like get

1:07:16

what you want to get if it yeah you happy

1:07:18

and like it comes from a crazy place of insecurity

1:07:20

obviously like you should work out those demons and stuff

1:07:23

like people I feel sad for people get addicted to

1:07:25

surgery and shit but do you regret fun we live

1:07:27

one life yeah you know yeah when I did my

1:07:29

arms though like I could people would say that to

1:07:31

me like oh like you're just it's just gonna be

1:07:33

the next thing but I did that and I was

1:07:35

so happy I was like I never what'd you get

1:07:37

done I just did air sculpt like the like

1:07:40

laser light okay did my arms in

1:07:42

my back and I was like

1:07:44

so happy I was like I love my body I

1:07:47

just remembered how fucking funny you

1:07:49

were like with your faha my

1:07:52

faha came to Hawaii it was your birthday time

1:07:54

too last time I got on your birthday also

1:07:56

so you're gonna like that just like me made

1:07:58

me happy. Like you're going to be so, I

1:08:00

forgot how funny you're going to be after the

1:08:02

surgery till right now. I really hope

1:08:05

you can come to Cabo. I do too, but I

1:08:07

don't want to get your hopes up about it because

1:08:09

I don't want a hematoma. Oh yeah, it's going to

1:08:11

be scary. Maybe we can put you on a

1:08:13

boat. Do you have to go

1:08:15

over water to go to Mexico? No, just drive. Go.

1:08:19

On to, on to, command Z, command

1:08:21

Z, command Z. Hannah, let me tell

1:08:23

you something. I didn't know the answer. Oh my God,

1:08:25

that makes me feel so much better. What made me want to go on a boat? I

1:08:28

didn't know the answer because I've been getting confused about

1:08:30

things because I was just on a flight and I

1:08:32

was over the ocean and I went to Cabo and

1:08:35

I was over the water the whole time. Maybe they took

1:08:37

you to scenic route. I think they did. Yeah, I think

1:08:39

you could do a cruise actually to Mexico. So I think

1:08:41

you could go on a boat. I used to drive to

1:08:43

Mexico. You could also do, yeah, you could do a drive

1:08:46

to Tucson. Oh my God, I'll send someone to come get

1:08:48

you. How long is it from LA to Cabo? I think

1:08:50

it might just be like a we celebrate next week situation.

1:08:54

I'm loving that because that means this year for

1:08:56

your birthday we can celebrate a week later and

1:08:58

we live to see another. We were going to

1:09:00

do that anyway. We live to see another season

1:09:02

of the canceled podcast. No,

1:09:04

what I'm just doing is now nobody's birthday

1:09:06

is like, I'm like, okay, well we can

1:09:08

do whatever. No, I agree. What's

1:09:11

your birthday on Thanksgiving? No, sometimes

1:09:14

it is. Sometimes it isn't. I hope it

1:09:16

falls on Thanksgiving. That's iconic. Sometimes

1:09:18

it does, but sometimes it's six days away

1:09:20

from Thanksgiving. I would make Thanksgiving all

1:09:23

about me too. I'd be like, you shouldn't have

1:09:25

made any games. My

1:09:27

family doesn't do holidays like that. So I'm just like,

1:09:30

but my grandpa and I have like our birthdays

1:09:32

are a few days apart. So we do a

1:09:34

joint birthday. That's really cute. What is it November?

1:09:36

What? Mine's 26th. Okay.

1:09:38

What can we talk about? You guys think of the title first because

1:09:40

we always like to go the title and then we're like, okay, make

1:09:42

sure we put that like at the end or something like that. Like

1:09:45

that's where we'll go with the title and be like, okay. No fucking

1:09:47

way. Yeah. I'm

1:09:49

going to talk about Shane and then you

1:09:51

guys are always the hot topic though. You are a

1:09:53

genius. No one does that. Really?

1:09:57

I feel like that's always my videos. I think about title and

1:09:59

then like, okay. What can I talk about? No, I like. I'll

1:10:02

scheme a title out of, like that's why we

1:10:04

have some crazy clickbait sometimes, obviously, because I'll scheme

1:10:06

a title out of what happened. But

1:10:09

that's so smart to like think of a

1:10:12

title and then. I love it and your titles are always like

1:10:14

so out there. I'm like, oh my God. I give Oscar credit

1:10:16

for that. Sometimes if they're too out there, I have to be

1:10:18

like, I don't want to get in trouble. You know what I

1:10:20

mean? Like it's like they're like a little crazy, but they're always

1:10:22

good. Like he's so good at titles and thumbnails. So I'm just

1:10:24

like, but they are wild sometimes. I'm like, oh, like I'm like,

1:10:26

I don't want to get in trouble. But yeah. Who

1:10:28

could we, who could we? Tristan Betes exposes. I

1:10:31

don't know if I'm the good clickbait for this.

1:10:35

I could always, because he always knows it's the clickbait is and

1:10:37

I don't like sometimes I'll never even hear some of the people

1:10:39

we talk about. I'm like, wait, is this, is this what's trending

1:10:41

right now? But that's how I feel right now with all this.

1:10:43

Like, like I feel like all the drama on TikTok right now,

1:10:45

I just like don't fucking know. I'm starting to age out of

1:10:47

it. I feel like because it's like it almost seems like they're

1:10:51

like the younger, like newer. Yeah.

1:10:53

I just, I miss a good like scandal

1:10:55

on TikTok. Like the Try Guys was everywhere for

1:10:57

a minute when he cheated on his wife. Like

1:10:59

I love a big like last year, obviously the

1:11:01

equal lately thing, you know, like I just feel

1:11:04

like a big scandal. What happened today? Justin Timberlake

1:11:06

got a DUI. Oh, we were talking about.

1:11:08

Oh yeah. He looks crazy. I know it's hard to do

1:11:10

a double one because it's like we said that on the

1:11:12

way here. I go, are you guys even going to have

1:11:14

anything to talk about anymore? I feel like I'm going to

1:11:16

look like I'm just like the, the, the ruiner. No, no,

1:11:18

but we can, we can also get a double one. I

1:11:20

always say I want to ask for both of you guys

1:11:22

together, but I'm like, I feel like your schedules are hard

1:11:24

to coordinate. But I like one, one, two,

1:11:26

but I'll come on. I'll

1:11:28

do debut my tits on the podcast. Please. I was like,

1:11:30

come on. Yes. I want to do a just Trish where

1:11:32

you sit on my lap in the chair the whole time.

1:11:34

I know that would be really cute. Yeah.

1:11:38

I think that's cute. And those chairs because the chairs are so

1:11:40

big and you guys are so small. So just be really cute.

1:11:42

I love it. I love to be like dwarfed by an item.

1:11:44

I want to get a house of like enormous thing. And resize

1:11:46

furniture. Our whole house is oversized furniture. No,

1:11:48

it's my fate. I'm like, oh my God, look,

1:11:51

this huge four. Yeah. That's

1:11:54

actually really smart to have a huge utensils.

1:11:56

That is so smart. Big beauty blender. Oh

1:11:58

my God. Beauty Blender. Beauty Blender

1:12:00

is big and I just have to go like, she

1:12:02

takes it everywhere she goes. I love that. And it's

1:12:05

so fun. It's like wet for like a week. Ooh.

1:12:07

Like it's like, it's so funny. It's amazing. Have you

1:12:09

ever put a Beauty Blender up your vagina? No,

1:12:11

but I might have to because I'm supposed to

1:12:13

start my period tomorrow. Yeah. And I'm like, Bebe's

1:12:15

about to be in for it. If Bebe has

1:12:17

to change your tampon, she deserves so much compensation.

1:12:19

Oh, are you up until you're taking care of

1:12:21

her? I already sitting. Oh, she, oh

1:12:24

my God. Yeah. Are you from here?

1:12:26

Are you from here? Yeah. Okay, okay, I didn't know. God,

1:12:29

I thought maybe you knew each other from here. Because you look like each other. No,

1:12:32

we spend every single waking second together, but poor thing

1:12:34

is going to be, well, she's already been getting the

1:12:36

wrath from all my, my

1:12:38

period personality. It's going to start. Oh,

1:12:41

fuck. And now my real period is supposed to

1:12:43

come. How are you on your

1:12:45

period? I'm just like. Well, I'm fine on

1:12:47

it, but like before I'm evil to people.

1:12:49

I just cry a lot before. Me too,

1:12:51

a very emotional starving to death. Mm-hmm. Just

1:12:53

have to eat everything. Everything, so much Indian

1:12:56

food. Periods suck. I

1:12:58

just, mine just started getting like really horrible recently. And

1:13:00

I don't know what is going on, but like there

1:13:02

will be like two days out of the month where

1:13:04

I'm like debilitated. I just am such a

1:13:06

bleeder dude. But some people have like weeks at a time.

1:13:08

So it's because we were so much that it's like actually

1:13:11

so frustrating. Like I, there's blood on

1:13:13

my bathroom door right now. Like the toilet's so

1:13:15

far from the door. How, how? Did you splurge

1:13:17

it? Like your nose? Well, yeah, I remember there

1:13:19

was like a, there was a door bust situation

1:13:21

where there was like bloody walls at one point.

1:13:23

And we were like, no. Wait,

1:13:25

what happened? I don't know who

1:13:28

it was. Was it actually bloody? I actually don't think

1:13:30

this one was you. Jordan, Morona was just telling me

1:13:32

this story about this time that we were, I

1:13:35

was in Elton John's old house and like

1:13:37

you would think you'd have your shit together.

1:13:39

And apparently I like bled all over the

1:13:41

floor and like the bedroom everywhere. Like just,

1:13:43

what? Like, I don't know, down my leg.

1:13:45

I don't, I don't know. Because you like

1:13:47

started your period? I guess, yeah. Damn,

1:13:49

that's a lot of blood if it came, because usually

1:13:51

it's like a little bit at the beginning. Yeah, I

1:13:54

know. I've never like woken up in like a big

1:13:56

bleeder. Like I'm always like, oh my God, like CSI

1:13:58

Miami. Interesting. In my, in my. skims

1:14:00

long stop that's your campaign

1:14:02

for skims is like bloody underwear for Halloween

1:14:04

right whoa that is that an invention like

1:14:07

pre bloodstain but like not

1:14:13

really like red like guy so that like

1:14:15

in the spot where it would be so

1:14:18

it's cats like what your grandparents think about

1:14:20

ripped jeans it's like what the fuck I

1:14:25

keep trying to think of drama to start and

1:14:27

it's so true like we're not gonna we're not

1:14:30

gonna I'm serious I'm trying to change this week

1:14:32

I'm trying to shut up but I was just thinking about

1:14:34

like it just it's used

1:14:36

to be so different like like drama get

1:14:38

him we were talking about that today like

1:14:40

with James Charles and like tati and shit

1:14:42

it would be like one big drama that

1:14:44

like consumed the world for like yeah that's

1:14:46

what I'm saying like those big dramas like

1:14:48

I remember where I was when that fucking

1:14:50

my sister video dropped I sat and watched

1:14:52

it in the fucking room at catch LA

1:14:54

over and over and over again I was

1:14:56

like oh he's over and then he dropped

1:14:58

his and then she was over and I

1:15:00

was like sweet that all this and I'm

1:15:02

like oh god like it was crazy to

1:15:04

watch I would miss out that we re-watched all of

1:15:06

them and I was like that's such a crazy thing that

1:15:08

happened because it was you were so on teen tati in

1:15:10

the first one and then when James Charles came with the

1:15:13

receipts I was like these people are like evil what they

1:15:15

did to him it was crazy do you know what I

1:15:17

found out today this is a repeat from her podcast but

1:15:19

I just have to express this to you right now do

1:15:21

you know why my sister started why because

1:15:24

you know remember

1:15:27

it's cuz cuz James Charles did sugar bear yes

1:15:30

yeah she had a hair gummy brand taught you

1:15:32

at the time I'm sorry that is the dumbest

1:15:34

shit I've ever had and at the time everyone

1:15:36

was like how could he and I'm just thinking

1:15:38

about the fact that if I had a hair

1:15:40

gummy brand and you went to Coachella with sugar

1:15:42

bear hair I wouldn't give a fuck I will

1:15:44

cuz we sell out like that is so like

1:15:47

it's it's really strange

1:15:52

to like not want your friend to have something

1:15:54

good because it's like you know what I mean like

1:15:56

to not and like you're 37 yeah Like

1:16:00

looking back, like I think that like we need

1:16:02

like history went down wrong. Yeah. He was like

1:16:04

18. They were friends when he was like 16. I

1:16:07

think she met him when he was 16 before cover

1:16:09

girl, she said. So he's like 16. So

1:16:11

like you kind of friends and then you think he owes you something

1:16:13

because you helped him out at 16, which is kind of like, kind

1:16:16

of loosely a definition of grooming is like, you know,

1:16:18

like having this kid to be like, Oh, you owe

1:16:20

me something your lawyer. And even in his first apology

1:16:22

video back, he was like crying and apologizing to them.

1:16:24

And I'm like, why are you apologizing? Like you literally,

1:16:26

but he was so like warped into thinking that he

1:16:28

owed her and her husband. He's like, I apologize to

1:16:30

her husband. I apologize. I'm like, you are sick. Overall,

1:16:33

I get, I get, I get, I get, I get

1:16:35

indebted to people that help you, but also like, I

1:16:37

would never be like, imagine I did

1:16:39

like a wine deal and you were like, I had

1:16:41

dizzy. Yeah. Like that's, that's just crazy. And he called

1:16:43

her multiple times to tell her apologize. And she ignored

1:16:45

him and made the video and then he called her

1:16:48

again and she, and she made another video. So then

1:16:50

when he made his video with all the receipts, she

1:16:52

chose like, they try to reach out to mediate and

1:16:54

like whatever. And he's like, no, absolutely not. Like I

1:16:57

tried to, like they really did. I'm dirty. She tried

1:16:59

to say that he, this is wild. Like that he

1:17:01

would try to trick straight men into like making out

1:17:03

with him. But like, then it came out that the

1:17:05

guy was like actually gay and like it was like

1:17:08

this whole thing and I was like, she made this

1:17:10

whole thing and I was like, how dare he do

1:17:12

this? And then it was just all her facts were

1:17:14

wrong. And it's hard with stuff like that because even

1:17:16

if like you do prove like come out with receipts

1:17:19

or whatever, people are always just going to remember that

1:17:21

first thing, like there's still always going to be people

1:17:23

who like don't even see the second part and they

1:17:25

just believe it forever. Like thinking about it now, like

1:17:28

hearing all of that now, it's like you

1:17:31

were his friend when you thought that he was making

1:17:33

out with the straight guy. You were only mad over

1:17:35

the hair guy and now you're trying to take him

1:17:37

down, which is like narcissistic and evil. No, she had

1:17:39

multiple accounts of him being like, he was lewd. He

1:17:41

was this, he was this. It was so disgusting how

1:17:43

he would like sexualize these people. And he did it

1:17:45

at my birthday. And he did at my birthday. That's

1:17:47

what it's from. And it's like, he would take cock

1:17:49

and balls. I'm like time and place. Like she was

1:17:51

so crazy. I was like, you are a psycho. And

1:17:53

you did it at my birthday. And it did at

1:17:55

my birthday. We'll just never get drama like

1:17:57

that again. I fear. No. I'm

1:18:00

too careful. It was a different time. I feel like

1:18:02

your drama though is so funny. When people do pick

1:18:04

out your drama, we talked recently about your Bob Gate

1:18:07

and I was like, I didn't know, I wasn't familiar

1:18:09

with it. So I did a deep dive into it.

1:18:11

I was like, this is wild. This became such drama.

1:18:13

I felt bad, but here and see and now. It's

1:18:16

like sometimes you just want to tell a lighthearted, funny

1:18:18

story. Yeah, I felt like it wasn't so serious and

1:18:20

it became so serious. Honestly, I loved it. I read

1:18:22

the DMs and I really genuinely do appreciate that she

1:18:24

came online and maybe she had no ill will. She

1:18:28

apologized and she handled it so

1:18:31

classily and you know what I mean? What

1:18:33

I was going to say is I love-

1:18:35

But she still sent you those DMs and

1:18:37

no context, those were crazy. Maybe it's a

1:18:39

touch of the- But there is something to

1:18:41

be said about my victim

1:18:43

complex and feelings. Sometimes everyone's

1:18:46

meaning things worse than they are. I feel that too. But what

1:18:48

I was going to say is I loved the way that she

1:18:51

handled it internally because she just messaged me and she was like,

1:18:53

that's not what I meant, right? And I was like, yeah, it's

1:18:55

lag. And she was like, okay, thank you. And that was it.

1:18:58

Whereas we had another situation on the same episode where someone

1:19:00

was like, I will literally get my

1:19:02

lawyer involved. Oh my God, those

1:19:04

people are so- I appreciated Hailey

1:19:06

for just being like, okay. I think it,

1:19:09

dude, it is so funny when these influencers

1:19:11

are like, I'm going to sue you. I'm going to get

1:19:14

my fucking lawyer involved. I'm like, dude, let's go. Let's

1:19:16

go. My lawyer

1:19:18

will out lawyer your lawyer and I'm down.

1:19:21

I'm like, don't shoot. Sorry, okay, okay. I'm

1:19:23

sorry. I only mean that when

1:19:25

it's like you're telling the truth about a shitty influencer

1:19:27

and then they like are like, yeah, and I know

1:19:29

exactly what I'm talking about, but I don't want you

1:19:31

to have to walk into the ala lobby again. But

1:19:35

like nothing happens because the end of John McGadden,

1:19:37

just like, because I love it. The conclusion of

1:19:39

John McGadden was Tati's video, like one year later,

1:19:41

like nobody was talking about it anymore. But Tati

1:19:43

makes like another video in 2020 and we say,

1:19:45

okay, my lawyers are telling me I can't say

1:19:47

this and it's all going to come out in

1:19:49

court. And then I asked Oscar, I'm like,

1:19:51

so what happened? He's like, nothing. No paperwork was filed. Like

1:19:53

no one did lawsuit. It's like, it just stopped after that.

1:19:55

And I was like, she was probably still just saying that

1:19:57

to try to save her ego. Must

1:20:00

have Jeffrey or somebody like made her do it. I

1:20:02

also just that was the video Like

1:20:05

I don't want to get like real life sued Yeah,

1:20:08

we need anyway. I can't afford it personally like the Jeff

1:20:10

and Dave. I mean that's like so sad like that's like

1:20:12

real I mean like it's just like when these people are

1:20:14

like trying to know do a slander lawsuit when you're telling

1:20:16

the truth That's what I meant. Yeah, people have definitely tried

1:20:18

It's like also really hard cuz you feel like proof losses

1:20:20

you have to prove like they're so it's so hard I

1:20:22

feel like you can talk about stories that are like out

1:20:24

there or you can talk about your own stuff and also

1:20:26

like you There's just even if

1:20:28

you say people's name when it's true. It's like it's so hard

1:20:31

to sue people Yeah, we said we told a story the other

1:20:33

day about something that was literally what I thought was common knowledge

1:20:35

And then we got death threats the next morning. I heard about

1:20:37

that. So it's so wild. No, that's why I like if it's

1:20:39

like a public Story like that's crazy. I had someone try to

1:20:41

sue me because I commented on a public story that was out

1:20:43

there I didn't know this person at all Like and I just

1:20:45

come to a story that was so popular and then she tried

1:20:47

to sue me and I'm like well you say I don't want

1:20:49

to believe it. I believe believe it for sure Yeah,

1:20:53

well believe that she tried to sue me in Boston and

1:20:55

California and I was like didn't even know who she was

1:20:57

and I talked About like I just commented on the story

1:20:59

about her like, you know, yeah, and I was like, oh

1:21:01

this is like some fucked up Shit, I'm gonna sue you

1:21:03

and I said to the cops. Oh, yeah do it and

1:21:05

that's why I heard her name You're like so like cash

1:21:07

grab for sure. Yes one in your I think oh for

1:21:10

sure She was like trying and I didn't I didn't have

1:21:12

a lawyer in Boston So I was like trying to like

1:21:14

settle out or she was oh and I didn't get like

1:21:16

letters in the mail So it was getting to the point

1:21:18

where it's gonna like I was gonna owe money cuz I

1:21:20

just wasn't showing up and I was Just like well dance

1:21:22

and I got a lawyer boss. I was like, what the

1:21:24

fuck is I thought it was like fake I mean you

1:21:26

get a lawyer in Boston is crazy. That's a flex though.

1:21:28

Now you can be like my Boston my boy I'm a

1:21:31

Boston it was crazy. I'm boy. People are annoying when they're

1:21:33

like that. I mean And

1:21:35

yeah, I've been on the situations where I'm like, oh I could sue people

1:21:37

first share But then I'm like, I don't know

1:21:39

like who like I don't know It's also hard to

1:21:41

board people sue people unless it's real fucked up shit

1:21:43

if it's a real fucked up shit or business shit

1:21:45

Yes, but when people are like like imagine like I

1:21:48

sued Nick vial. Yeah, like that.

1:21:51

It's like what like Weird.

1:21:53

Yeah, like wait back to Jeffrey those

1:21:55

then what happened? That

1:21:58

she had like Jeffrey in her ear and he

1:22:00

was like feeding all this information about James and

1:22:02

then Tati felt pressured to make the video. It was

1:22:05

Jeffrey and Shane she said. Oh. And then she

1:22:07

came out so 2020 she's like James was gonna

1:22:09

be here to make the video with me but he thought

1:22:11

I should do this myself or something. She goes um she

1:22:14

basically blamed Shane and Jeffrey for feeding her lice saying that

1:22:16

there was a bunch of victims of James Charles that were

1:22:18

gonna about to come out and that Tati should be the

1:22:20

first one to make the video so that the other victims

1:22:22

can come forward and then no one came forward and then

1:22:24

Tati's like what the fuck like whatever. That's what she said.

1:22:27

That's some shit I would have gotten looped into though. But

1:22:29

really cuz like I think about it right like I'm not

1:22:31

even 38 yet that's all she was and she made the

1:22:33

video and I was like I couldn't imagine right like you

1:22:35

two telling me something like just you make this video about

1:22:37

something like about like a friend like James Charles she said

1:22:40

was her best friend right so like you guys are coming

1:22:42

to me and you're like we just heard some shit about

1:22:44

oh my god I have no friends Oscar like Moses or

1:22:46

something and then like oh I better make this video before

1:22:48

you're right yeah and she said her excuse was like I

1:22:50

was trying to protect James so I made the video and

1:22:53

I was like what the hell it was so you were

1:22:55

just mad that he ate that little blue bear in the

1:22:57

desert bitch like that's crazy he had the backpack on though

1:22:59

it was actually wild like no watching those videos are

1:23:01

we watched all of them in their entirety it was

1:23:03

actually crazy I was so not a part of it

1:23:05

but it's like a I feel like it's gonna be

1:23:08

like a relic in in 10 years that's oh for

1:23:10

sure like you're gonna be able to show Malibu yeah

1:23:12

there's an e-trolley with story on it I'm trying to

1:23:14

get in no way that's fun I was on it

1:23:16

they interviewed me and I had nothing to do with

1:23:18

it oh fuck Richard did

1:23:20

I'm going on a deep dive of that

1:23:22

time of like YouTube yeah this is so

1:23:25

that's so funny Trisha what because I know

1:23:27

you just

1:23:29

got the e-true Hollywood story call and it was like e

1:23:31

and you were like I'm down oh yeah and I was

1:23:33

like not a part of the and the questions they would

1:23:35

ask me were so random and I knew nothing about this

1:23:37

at all I love it though but

1:23:40

I don't know why this made me think of it but have

1:23:42

you seen the turban house of horrors you love

1:23:44

the turban no worries I can't stop showing

1:23:46

it to people but it's like it's a 2020 special

1:23:48

but it was about this family where you do really

1:23:50

not like laughing at the turban

1:23:52

I'm laughing at how much you love what was it

1:23:54

so fascinating so basically it was like this family they

1:23:56

had 15 kids and

1:23:58

at the time like Basically, yeah, they were locked

1:24:00

in the house. Yeah, I never came out of the house Yeah, one day

1:24:03

like one of the girls she was like an

1:24:05

18 at the time or 19 got out She

1:24:07

didn't know what a sidewalk is and she was like

1:24:09

my siblings are tied up or whatever body cam footage

1:24:11

Like I focus once it will not and all her

1:24:13

siblings had been locked in that house for all those

1:24:16

years and they were in A truck home so they

1:24:18

had like houses on each side like in a neighborhood

1:24:20

a nice neighborhood in like Tucson, California Oh

1:24:23

Orange County again, the neighbors just didn't know what was

1:24:25

going on They were like a wealthy family and they

1:24:27

were just the kids were not allowed to stand up

1:24:29

during the day So they couldn't be seen in the windows. It

1:24:31

was like so Crazy and horrible,

1:24:33

but and she was a little believer. She saw

1:24:36

me We're in that made her want to break

1:24:38

out and like yeah, that's iconic Yeah,

1:24:40

but what I'm saying is cuz she is like

1:24:42

a tick-tocker now and like oh she just she's

1:24:44

obsessed with tick-tock She's like she's like a pop

1:24:46

culture girlie Like she just like loves to do

1:24:48

like dances and stuff and I'm like you should

1:24:50

have her on just church cuz she would You

1:24:54

should have her on here that's very Doing

1:24:58

stuff like that like interviewing like just interesting

1:25:01

people with interesting stories, especially like you're interested in

1:25:03

it, right? Like you want to know? So

1:25:05

many people watch it because it was way me it was

1:25:08

horrible, but it was like I just couldn't believe it You

1:25:10

know what made me think of that

1:25:13

family channel. That was just yeah

1:25:16

Did you which one there's a couple there's

1:25:18

a stoppers within you Utah? And

1:25:21

they they would they would family vlog and then the

1:25:23

kids were locked in the room and they just broke

1:25:26

out and it Was same thing nice track homes nice

1:25:28

houses. No, it was it was a five

1:25:30

million dollar beautiful house in the middle But then

1:25:32

they made like a dungeon room to lock them

1:25:34

in and they wouldn't be that who was that

1:25:36

and the kids had like duct Tape like they're

1:25:38

to their own. Yeah, I would like starve them

1:25:40

if they got in trouble and stuff No, that

1:25:42

when they would do like it if

1:25:44

they got a cut or something. They put like cayenne and

1:25:46

like lemon on it. Oh my god That's

1:25:51

right, yeah, and you know what was really fucking

1:25:53

crazy First of all fuck them.

1:25:55

It's so wild too. Cuz if you go back and watch

1:25:57

the vlogs now, there's so many signs of a beat It's

1:28:00

another phase, probably much more healthy than some of

1:28:02

the phases I've seen you in. That's true. That's

1:28:04

true. The emo boots were like my Reiki garden

1:28:06

at the time. Whatever those Attico boots are that

1:28:08

you still wear to this day are the problem.

1:28:11

My Attico boots are fashion. What are they? I

1:28:13

don't even know what that is. I wear these

1:28:15

boots a lot and Brooke is really, really cruel

1:28:17

off camera about them. She's literally the mean she's

1:28:20

a bully. Don't say that. They try to cancel

1:28:22

break it. Don't say that. First

1:28:24

the Joris and the Atticos. Cruel. Just

1:28:26

about my boots. I don't take it too. I just think

1:28:28

you're better than the boots. That's

1:28:31

nice. It's coming from a place of love. I

1:28:33

think you're above those boots. I love the fucking

1:28:35

boots. I can't find a photo of the boots.

1:28:38

They are. It's like it's something about the boot

1:28:40

that like they're just straight down. That

1:28:44

doesn't show it. Wait, don't you have them? Aren't these not

1:28:46

the same boots you have? They have

1:28:48

a skirt on them. Oh,

1:28:50

they're kind of like Givenchy a little bit. Yeah.

1:28:54

OK, they're not bad. But I have also really

1:28:56

bad fashion taste. Well, I'm not

1:28:58

like a fashion girlie at all. You are.

1:29:00

You're a ritzy. But I have like very

1:29:03

base model. I only

1:29:05

wear the same outfit in different colors because I

1:29:07

don't want to say. That's the difference. I love

1:29:09

weird silhouettes and things that aren't necessarily flattering. And

1:29:11

that's where we won't see eye to eye because

1:29:13

I love a weird ass boot. I'm

1:29:17

very uniform. I'm like a cartoon dresser because

1:29:20

I just like I only buy

1:29:22

something if I know that it has a drawer with like 12

1:29:25

other things alike. It's

1:29:28

good because then you will always be able to

1:29:30

look back on your life and you've had a

1:29:32

more universal style. Like I definitely will always have

1:29:34

things I look back on. I'm like, what the fuck? But

1:29:36

at the time I thought they were cool. You know what

1:29:38

I struggled with and I still kind of do is like

1:29:40

not knowing like what looks good on my particular body. Like

1:29:43

the amount of years I spent in high waisted jeans, I

1:29:45

have a torso this long. I'm bad about

1:29:47

that too. Yeah, I'm saying. Do you know what's

1:29:50

been pissing me the fuck off lately? What?

1:29:53

So you remember obviously that

1:29:55

I dressed as a dollar bill. Right.

1:29:58

I walked. The VMA's

1:30:00

Tana Mongeau dollar bill. You just did a dollar

1:30:02

bill. Well, it's going to come up with you

1:30:04

when you bid a dollar bill and you went

1:30:06

toothless. That's true. But I dressed as this dollar

1:30:08

bill, right, with this money clip at the MTV

1:30:11

Movie Awards. And it was in my like, dressing

1:30:13

for crazy attention, worst dressed era. I love that.

1:30:15

Like, whatever. And it was crazy. But I got

1:30:17

bullied so hard to the point that

1:30:19

I almost was like, OK, I'll give up. Like, you know

1:30:21

what I mean? Like, that was one of my last ones.

1:30:23

What did they say? What was the bullying? Well, you need

1:30:25

to see it. And then you'll be like, OK. I

1:30:29

thought you looked amazing. But it was like you had

1:30:31

to stand with your legs far apart, right? You know, it

1:30:33

was a bit aggressive. OK?

1:30:36

Who are you with? But the other day, Kim Petras,

1:30:38

they only make this one dress, so Kim Petras wore

1:30:40

the same dress for this Mac campaign,

1:30:42

like the same exact one I wore. She definitely

1:30:45

had to get it from the same designer. And

1:30:47

everyone was like, slay dollar girl. And

1:30:49

nobody gave me that. And

1:30:51

now I keep getting tagged in it. And they're like,

1:30:53

look, Tana, you did eat. And I'm like, where

1:30:55

was this when I needed it? I

1:30:58

thought you ate at the time. I remember seeing it and being like, oh

1:31:00

my god, that's really fun. Yeah, I feel like there's no

1:31:02

way that that's what you thought. I did. I like really

1:31:04

had to add a couple of boots. I

1:31:07

hate them now because I feel like they don't

1:31:09

suit you. This was me. And

1:31:12

that's the exact reaction. Yeah, the legs are

1:31:14

kind of everything. That's so funny. And now

1:31:16

look at this, though. I don't remember that.

1:31:19

I can't remember so much. But dollar. That's

1:31:21

kind of everything. What was

1:31:23

your inspo? Why did you? Were you like, I love

1:31:25

it. I love it. Literally, it was just the most

1:31:27

asinine. That's probably the wrong word. I don't know, but

1:31:29

that's my word of the week. Asinine. It's the same

1:31:31

thing I could wear. But now I'm trying to find

1:31:33

Kim Petris to show you. She just did it. It's

1:31:36

in the group chat. Oh, yeah. She

1:31:38

definitely slayed it. But you did too. Look out.

1:31:40

Her legs were also far apart. Yeah, but you

1:31:42

have to stand that way. It was definitely the

1:31:44

dress. But it's kind of wild, huh? Yeah. I

1:31:46

don't know. Whatever. Trisha, I just really

1:31:48

do want to tell you this was the best

1:31:50

day ever. And I just appreciate you

1:31:53

for always writing for us and coming on the

1:31:55

cancel podcast. I'd literally wait for you to

1:31:57

say, I want a podcast, but I would literally do it

1:31:59

every week. with both of you. Oh my God,

1:32:01

I wanna come. I tell you this every time. Yes, please, that's why

1:32:03

I DM'd you. I was like, cause I never wanna just be like,

1:32:05

only DM'ing you when you're like, you wanna come on the podcast, but

1:32:07

I was genuinely excited about your boob job. So I was like, okay.

1:32:09

I would love to. I just love to come on. Whatever you're available.

1:32:12

You're my favorite person on planet earth and today was

1:32:14

just so special. She got me the cutest birthday gift

1:32:16

too. Oh, I saw it, it is so cute. It's

1:32:19

so cute. And like, it was so weird yesterday. I

1:32:21

was talking about wanting one of those bags. So it

1:32:23

was just like, you know me so well. Oh, I'm

1:32:25

so glad, oh my God. You're just like the sweetest.

1:32:27

I'm so happy everything is baby Elvis family is great.

1:32:30

Yeah, I know you're a rush dad. I was like, oh, I

1:32:32

really wanted you to meet. Oh, I would have, I just

1:32:35

wanna have a Calaboo. Really? Oh yeah, she'll come back. She

1:32:37

only does one nap now, so she'll come down next time

1:32:39

you're there. Oh, I just, I never wanna ask cause I

1:32:41

know you don't say no to people or like you don't

1:32:43

like to say no to people. Right, right, right. So it's

1:32:45

like, I didn't wanna ask them, like, do you wanna say

1:32:47

no and then say yes anyway? No, you're so different. You're

1:32:49

so different. I mean, it's so funny I felt that today

1:32:51

though. Like at the end I was like, so, but I

1:32:53

didn't wanna be like. I just felt like you had to

1:32:55

go. Baby Elvis was in you like a week ago. You

1:32:57

know what I mean? Like, so I'm not gonna. So little,

1:32:59

no, but she was, yeah. I'm like vaping. It's like, no,

1:33:01

like let's wait. Wait, how big was she? She

1:33:04

was 10 pounds. Well, she was nine pounds, seven ounces, yeah.

1:33:06

Oh my God, goals. Yeah, she's a big baby.

1:33:08

So when she came out, I was like, woo, you know, it

1:33:10

felt such a relief. It was so great, so yeah. I'm just

1:33:12

so, so, so, so happy for you and I love you more

1:33:14

than anyone in the world. I'm happy for you girls. Congrats on

1:33:16

the finish of your tour. We talked about

1:33:18

that when I come to one, I wanna come to like all

1:33:21

of them. The next two hours come on off. The

1:33:23

October one, whoever gets Trisha at their show, it's

1:33:25

gonna be the best for them. I wanna go to like

1:33:27

Albuquerque or something, some random ones. We should just surprise the

1:33:29

absolute fuck out of a crowd and it's gonna be so

1:33:31

fun. I love that we're

1:33:34

both in guest droughts right now because it's

1:33:36

us, it's Paige, it's Trisha. That's

1:33:39

it. Me too. Or like our hair girl

1:33:41

or like someone random. Like I'm done, we're

1:33:43

done. I will get back on it, I

1:33:45

think. I think there is a drought right now for sure. It's

1:33:48

cyclical, I think. It'll come back to us. Yeah.