Now that it's official that planet earth is dying all companies are having a race to see how much stuff they can sell before we cease to exist.

Extreme weather has made it impossible for citizens to get to their jobs, homelessness is rampant and some are refusing to eat what's left of food. 

In happier news "JFK Superstar" the musical is hitting Squeef Gardens for its final run so get your tickets!

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