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Thirteen days of Halloween is a production
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of I heart radio, Blumhouse television
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and grim and mild from Aaron mankey
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headphones recommended. Listener discretion
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advised. Good
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evening, friend, welcome
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to the Sunset Lounge. Won't
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you join me at the bar a
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live astion? I've
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just the thing here. The architect,
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though possessing a sober mind, wasn't
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a pot of a little tipple here and there. He
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inherited this particular spirit from
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a small tavern in Nantucket, which
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was, in its day, quite popular
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with the types of men who spent their lives
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to see. The owner,
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Nathaniel Mulgrave, was
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a stingy type, particularly when
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it came to the fairer sex, particularly
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when it came to his bar maid, Oh
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Lilian, Long Auburn
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hair and eyes that changed color
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with the mood of the ocean, an
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ethereal laugh that she gave freely
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to anyone willing to earn it, and
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men who worked to earn it
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all the time. and
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One night a young sailor arrived
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in the tavern, causing Lilian to squeal
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with delight. A jealous chill
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overtook Nathaniel, who wasted
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no time but poisoned a bottle
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of fine Oloroso with a small
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dram of arsenic that he kept for the
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rats. He brought it to the young man,
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saying a friend of Lilian's,
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before returning to the bar to wait.
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The sailor turned out to be Lilian's
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brother and quite a good man.
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And then, the end of the night a dozen were
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dead, including the beloved Lilian.
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Nathaniel has tried and executed, of course. Oh
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No, don't, don't worry. This isn't
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that bottle of all a rods. DRINK
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UP, drink up. Oh
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Bravo, Mitch, Bravo.
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Oh God, I cannot
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wait to Entrin to so, Mitch
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de Hup, this is my
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friend who is simply
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dying to hear your tale. Ah,
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if you'll excuse me, listen.
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It's naturally you can stop
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me right here. Just get up and
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walk away. It's okay, because
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what I'm about to tell you is
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a key. The
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key. There are lots of door
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to a place there. I shouldn't be.
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I once that door is open, that's
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no closing it again. All
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right, I can't say I didn't
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warn you. This
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was quite a few years back now. Friday
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night after work me and the rest of the sales
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department hit our favorite water and hole to kick off
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the weekend. The
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last call. I wasn't hammering
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my show. I wasn't ready to drive. You
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know the drill I want to take
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home. I don't want to go back home
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to. Eventually,
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it was just me, bartender
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and him,
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this guy. I want to look at
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him, man, you get it. Being
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as I was raised to avoid a drop down on
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this luck, I made sure to
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avoid eye contact. But screw
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the pouch when I lit up a cigaret at me, but
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of course this fool asked me for one. Then
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a light. Next
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thing I know, he's camped
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out on the store next to me with a
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fresh double. Right
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off the bat, he asked me for a ride
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to his car down the block. I
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tell him maybe the walk with doing some good. M
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H. He grasped
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my wrists like we're on the first state of the
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horrid moone there
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waiting, waiting, the children.
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His eyes, bowls were terror the
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children with
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eyes as
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it started this night, I
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remember those words exactly as
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a startled to night. The
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poetry of it threw me off. I
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was listening when I should have been walking. He
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told me now. A few nights
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ago he was at this bar
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a few over from the one we were at. When
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the place closed, he made
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his way to his car, got in
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and before he could start it up, there
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was a tapping on his window. He
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looked up. Two
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kids stood there, teenagers.
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They looked weird, Pale
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white skin, long black
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hair, with the toss of their faces hidden
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beneath White Brim hats. Excuse
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me to
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give us all
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right, please.
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Normally he would have just flipped
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him off and floored it, but
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suddenly he was overcome with confusion.
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Then it struck terror that
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seized him. On a biologicalge not
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that these kids look her particularly dangerous, but
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on a gut level something was off,
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something was wrong, real wrong.
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He tried to leave, but there was
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a ringing in his ears, the hum
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of an invisible engine feeding
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his skull electricity and panic. Yeah,
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as one
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of them demanded, and he was about
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to give reaching for the lock on
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the passenger side, he noticed
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their eyes started
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started to night. I started
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tonight. How kind of myth right
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there, down my beer
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without a word walked out the bar. By
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the time I got to my car, I was
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curious. It's
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like a car wreck. You know
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there's nothing to see, but I gotta
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see it for yourself anyway. Mh. I
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come up on his car, slow
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down, scope the scene.
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No one there. Everything
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he told me. It was just a bunch of two
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shadows stepped from around
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the car into the light. Still
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knew better than the God, but I
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couldn't help myself. Something
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in the way they moved. Nice
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sleep walkers, played
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at the wrong speed. I
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found myself transfixed. It
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was like watching someone else's bad dream.
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Next thing I know they stepping in
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front of my car, into my head. I said him up. I
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veered around them and put the pellets of
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the metal. I
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looked in the rear view mirror. No
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alms there. Got
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Home, pop open another
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beer, passed out in front of TV.
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In the story, so
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I thought. Welcome
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to the power flickering on and off, plans
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to sleeping, then
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going dead, then
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beeping again. I
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lay there for I
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don't know how long, unable
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to go back to sleep, but
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eventually I
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began to drift off. I
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drawed awake, wait
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to see if it was a dream.
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Lay Back Down, pretended to be asleep, hoping
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whoever it was would would take a hint
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and piss off, grabbed
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my phone, turned on the flashlight.
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Out I found a baseball
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bad stashed by my bed and made
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my way to the front door. M
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Hmm, stood there. Who
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is it? He tell
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me. Our carts
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are a lot of trouble.
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You have to open
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the door please.
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There was an urgency in the voice that
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that I couldn't refuse. I
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brought the bat against the wall, ensuring it
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was it was in grabbing distance. Ben
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My hand. Shaking Open
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door, I raising a flashlight
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from behind the screen door. A
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little boy and an equally little
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girl stood there, shouting
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their faces from the glare. You have
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to let us there
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was something off about them. They
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didn't move except to keep the life
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from their eyes. When I asked
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them what happened, they just repeated the same
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words us.
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Yeah, I caught
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a whiff of something, stench
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of rotten. Next, but more accurate,
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and just then, my grain knife
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jasp me between the eyes. Please
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you yere
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us. Then I heard
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it humming in my ears, surge
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of power thriving through the skull, drowning
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out my thoughts. M
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Hm oh,
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suddenly I can't help myself.
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Of course I would let them in, and
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all made perfect sense. Just
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as I reached for the screen door to unlock it,
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I phone it up their faces and
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there was eyes
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the starllars night. I
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snapped out of it slammed
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the door down. That won one.
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All of a sudden my
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phone's got no service. The
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powers how many of my skull again? It
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was making me dizzy and I stumbled
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back. They stood there
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knocking on the door until dawn. That's
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when the power came back home, my
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phone started working again and
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they went away. I
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almost called out sick, but I
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was too freaked out to stay home alone. I
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worked through the day and the more
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I dwelled on him, the more I realized
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that it must have been a nightmare,
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not the war. Until
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the next night, that buzzing
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noise in my skull again. I
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know, yeah,
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yeah, they
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were standing in the bushes outside my window.
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They clawed at the glass and then
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try and open in the window. When
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that didn't work, I can hear them
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scirting around, making their way through the
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backyard searching
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from our opening. They kept
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at it until down and
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then disappeared. I
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knew if I phoned the costly just I
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just think I was crazy. So
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I called my therapist told
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her my story in detail. She
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told me I was just a victim of a
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prank, but agreed to pounce me
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in the next day. That
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night I finally slept free
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of any interruptions. When
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I showed up for my session the following afternoon,
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my therapist hand shown up and wasn't
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returning any calls. I
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think I knew even then what happened later
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back home, the power
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died again, and
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right on cue, only
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this time they knocked on the
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door to my bedroom. They
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rattled the door now told
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me they knew I could hear them,
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that I needed open the door let
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the men. I
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could hear them rummaging around my home, knocking
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on different walls, making their
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way to the to add it to Claude
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the ceiling. All night it went
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on. I didn't know what to
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do, but we called my best friend.
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I told him everything. Begged
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him to come over that night to
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wait with me, to prove me crazy,
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you're saying. Reluctantly,
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my request was granted. He promised
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to come by after work that
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night. He didn't show up, and
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neither did the black eyed children. That's
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when I figured it out. Being
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invaded not just
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our nation, but the whole
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damn planet. They're not
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traveling here, no UFO, or there's
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some gateway to hell like in the
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movies. H M
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HMM. They
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come here their stories,
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stories about children, eyes
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starvus night that, once
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heard, opens the door for them
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to the listeners world. But
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there's a way out. Oh
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Yea to do. Let's passed the story
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along to some other
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poor sucker. Only
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then did they let you sleep,
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but only for a night. It
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provides incentive for you to find
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an audience for them, an audience
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for them to enter our world through. which
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brings me to
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you. I know
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you don't believe me, at
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least not until they come knocking
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on your door, but when
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they do, you have a choice
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to make. Let them
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in or tell their
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story.
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M H
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tragic? No, but there
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he sits every evening
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until the sun departs to
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night. He'll continue on well past
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the witching hour, and that's thanks
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to you. So much power
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exists in the simple act of
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listening. A
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word of warning to you. If
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to night you hear a knock on
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your door, perhaps best
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to let them believe that you're not in. Just
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roll over and go back to sleep, no
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matter how insistent they may become well,
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my friend, you look tired
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and the evening does seem to be wearing
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on. We have much yet
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to explore in the days ahead if we're going
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to find that door. One
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more thing. You'll find complimentary
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air plugs in the washroom cabinet. That
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is safe than sorry. How
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do you make flights
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of Angels Sing
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Thee to Thy Wrist? Thirteen
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days of Halloween was created by Matt Frederick
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and Alex Williams and executive produced
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by Aaron Manky, starring Keegan Michael
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Key as the caretaker. Today's
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story was written by Robert Mosca, performed
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by Jason Williams and directed by Matt
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Frederick, with editing and sound designed by
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Trevor Young, additional writing and script
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supervision from Nicholas Dakowski casting
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by Jessica loser. Only
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eight days remain. Tomorrow
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another story. Sometimes
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newborn children open their eyes and see
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the sun or Bright Blue Star in the darkness
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and they think it sees them as well and
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they smile and they are beautiful.
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For some people, he said, it's a day, a
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night on the water, a graduation walk,
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a glory. That was their room.
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For some people it's a moment and
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they often do not see it when it happens. To
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see it to be seen. They
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look back years later and they think I
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was beautiful. Thirteen
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days of Halloween is a production of I heart radio,
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Blumhouse television and grim and mild
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from Aaron Bankey. For more podcasts
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from my heart radio, visit the I heart radio
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listen to your favorite shows, and learn
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