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Thirteen days of Halloween is from grim
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and mild blum house and I heart
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three D audio headphones recommended.
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Listener discretion advised. M
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M, how
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do you feel? My head hurts,
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I'd imagine. Is it bleeding?
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M No, not very much.
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It looks as though the sea water washed
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it mostly cly. Is
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it very far to the doctor? I
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am sorry to say that it is a bit
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of a hike, but perhaps
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we'll be able to flag someone down on the
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road. There are no strangers
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in dire brook, sat
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me. Yes, this
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is the only road into town. Most
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people come and go by boat. The
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people here all came from across
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the sea, religious outcasts,
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and the sea is largely how we thrive.
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Our forefathers never trusted society
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at large and this road
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was one of their very few concessions to the
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government of the colony and later
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the state. It was a
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grudging concession as well. We
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have never really trusted our neighbors
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and the building of the original road was
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grueling. Clearing these dense forests
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was dangerous. The marshy
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ground frequently swallowed up the supply
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cards and occasionally one
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of the workers with it. Progress
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comes with sacrifice and
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usually that sacrifice is laid
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on the weakest of us. That's
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terrible. M Hm. Yes,
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you may notice that it's not particularly
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well kept. Cracks, potholes,
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crab grass growing through it is foreboding,
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and that is quite
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by design. But it's
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still a trade route and, like it or
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not, since the sea quit being
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kind, it has become something
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of a life long wait,
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what is it? Speaking of trade,
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here comes one of its advocates. I
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want you to listen to me. He
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is a good man. His heart, at least,
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is kind. He is troubled,
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yes, and dangerous
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to the wrong people because
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of his strange beliefs. He is
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not welcome in town so much
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as tolerated as a necessary
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evil. He brings us
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things that we cannot get
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from the ocean. You will
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try to convert you. Do not
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be swayed. It would be polite.
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Do you understand? Yes, of course
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polite. He likes people.
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I will be perhaps we can at
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least get a ride into down AH,
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smile. Why?
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Mother, I didn't expect
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to see you out here on the road. Well,
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we were out for a stroll and ended up
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going a little further than we'd meant to. Ah,
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yeah, heavens all the time. One
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day I went out for a drive and here
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I am, decades later, still
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following the boat. Well,
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I don't suppose you ladies need to ride. I
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thought you'd never asked. CLAMB
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on up, she don't bite.
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Here we go. Get yourself
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situating. Hang
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on tight, I
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can give you a lift in the town, as long as you're not
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looking for Chit Chat. Nothing personal,
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friend, I've just had my field of
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other people's opinions. Twenty
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two years hauled and hauled me cross
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country, with nothing but talk radio
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and the CBE to keep me awake, just
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buried in other people's boom.
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I bought into all of it. I
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think I drink about every flavor of Kool
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aid. There was politics,
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aliens, coats. I
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became what you call insufferable.
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My poor wife used to count the days until
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I was back on the road so she
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could get some peace and quiet. UN
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that's her again. Do me a favor
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you decline on that. This
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hall has gone way longer than I expected,
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so I'm in it. Deep love
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that woman, but the last thing I
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want to hear right now is the sound of her voice.
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Hell, I'm sick of the sound of my own
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voice. Spetter.
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This is about all I can staying and listen
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to anymore. KT Y
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Z the sound of the
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truth. He can't always
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catch it on the air, but when you do
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it dropped some bombs. There's
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old Guy Jerry,
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works at a way station out in Colorado.
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He put a bug in my hear about it. Knowing
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him for years, but we're not exactly
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on the first name basis. I
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just called him Jerry because he's an old ex
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Hippie burnout type, and he calls
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me J Edgar. The
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two of US have gotten into it every
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time I passed through there, had
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some bond burnus. It usually
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ending with him being too stoned to remember
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his point in me telling him
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to get a haircut, sort of like the WHO's
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on first of political discourse. Last
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time I passed through there, though, it
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was different. Before
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I could even start up a good argument,
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the son of a bit suck up wants me in the gun
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like I don't know where. So I'm
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doubled over trying to catch my breath and he's
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helping me back into the cab of my truck saying
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you need to man up, J Edgar, you
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need to face the truth of this
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world. Condescending
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Bastard. I went to take a swing
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at it, but he somehow managed to sidestep and
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catch me in a choke hold. Just
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listen, he's spat in my ear. Stop
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talking and listen. If
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you want to know the truth of this world, you
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need to shut up and listen.
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And he tells me about it. This Pirate
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Radio Station, K T
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Y Z says,
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when I'm ready, really ready
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to face it, to turn the dial
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all the way to the left and
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wait. Maybe, just
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maybe, I'd hear some truth,
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the truth. And
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then, Calmas Day he
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let me go and sign my paperwork. Part
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of me felt like taking another swing, but instead
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of just made a weak joke about him
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needing to switch dispensaries. It
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was then that I noticed his eyes, not
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the red eyes of a veteran weed
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smoker, but dry
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and white. And there was something
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weird with the left one. No
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Iris, no blue like
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the right one, just all
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pupil like. His eyes was
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wide open. Clearly he'd
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hit me harder than I thought. Katy
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Y C give it a listen.
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Terry shouted all friendly
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like and slaps the side of my cab. It
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sends me on my way. Katie
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Wi zy the truth and
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really stuck with me. It was
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like a dad or something
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from him. It wasn't but a
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day or two later that I found myself fit
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link with the dolls, hunting around
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for it. My charger had
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crept out right in the middle of a murder podcast,
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and Patriot Dave's live call
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in show might as well have been a rerun.
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The white lines were getting to me, so I thought.
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I thought it best to find something to keep me awake.
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I decided, what the hell,
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I'm ready for some of that dad truth.
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Oh, Jerry was smoking. I
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switched to a m flipped
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it all the way to the left. It's
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been maybe an hour, turning
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the KNOB like a safe
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cracker, but this, this
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is all I got here
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it nothing
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was static right. Truth
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was this static wasn't
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any more less profound than Patriot
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Dave, whether y'all who's on the C B or
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any of the other crap I glued my ears
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to over the years. And I
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was and any better, such a
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jackass telling everybody I knew
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what's what when I didn't even know what
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I was thinking my own damn self. So
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I guess Katie Y Z did
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show me the truth. After all. For
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the first time in years, I
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decided I ought to let some quiet
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in and think. asthetic
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faded to a white noise and
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it was just me in the road,
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in my head for miles
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and miles. And you
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know what, I realized I didn't
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have a single damn thought going
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on up there. Like
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what the hell even was I
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I built a decent enough life, bills were
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paid. An amazing wife those
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days, but suddenly I'm
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wondering why she was even with me. I
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mean, I've been on cruise control
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most of my life. was there anything
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in me for her to even care about? How?
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Cause she possibly, you know, she had
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to be lying about loving me. All
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of us gotta be lying about caring
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about each other, because none of us really
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know what's in there, you know, every
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one of us, alone and unknown, all
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in our cabs, armed
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with distractions and headed down
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our own roads, driving
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from Tucson in the mobile, just rolling
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through all the empty spaces of this world
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and and none of us feeling it, not with
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anything good. There must be
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something out there waiting to
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take up all that space, something
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better, older, confined
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and hungry and rightful looking to seep
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into the cracks of this world. And suddenly
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the radio crackled in the life and
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a warm buzz came across and said
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you're ready, friendly, you
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are hearing it ready.
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It woke me up like a slap. I
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barely had time to swerve to avoid the media, than
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nearly Jack Knife trying to straighten
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while scrambling from the damn radio. I
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hit the power and the lights of MDAL fizzled off
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and it was silent. I haven't
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thinking way too much and I was just tired. I
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cracked over an energy drink and tried to get a
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grip and ended up just laughing
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at myself. I
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mean, what an idiot.
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I put on my big boy bridges and turn the radio
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back on. Sure, I was a little scared
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of what I was going here, but but I
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think deep down I was more
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scared of the silence. Not
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to worry, though. A quick switch to
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satellite and there was Patriot
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Dave ranting out an invite to his
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love of country rally and foaming
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at the mouth how we would need it in St Louis
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this weekend. Sure, Dave.
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It was a really a surprise when a buzz
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drowned out Dave's signal and then voice
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came back on and said ain't how
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we would need it to buy
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it make oil
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under the buzz. Day returned, saying
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how much he loved us all. But
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now Katie wise was back, only
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it wasn't on the radio, it was
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in my ear, saying
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got his head, David
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would sail the whole day nation
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out for profit. God
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yeay. Hearing
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that voice off the radio ship thrown me shore.
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But it wasn't wrong about old day. In
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fact, the whole Voice
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of truth. It was kind of
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funny. Kat Y
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Z and I was still laughing about old
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Dave a few minutes later, as I pulled
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off the eggs to grab some coffee, clearing
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my head seemed a polite thing to do. Now
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that my head had company over and
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a new thought nagged at me. What
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should I be doing now? Thought of this truth
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in my head. Careful,
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I mean, while Baba Holding a
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hundred and twenty slabs of hog meat across country
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in a refrigerated truck, when the rest
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of the hogs get to just walk
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around out there on their own, you know, dressed
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in people clothes, pretending to
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speak human. Case
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in point this one
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tub the Lord Long Hauler. I knew
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Carl was over at the
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pumps next door, gassing up and chatting
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with a few other fine specimens.
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He waved me over. I could
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feel the truth salivating
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getting a good look at Carl. Took
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a deep drag off my cigarette
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to give myself a sec then
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I went to join them. They were talking
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some major crap, college football,
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the politics of what exactly made something
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a Chalue book, but all
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that came through was fear,
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fear and Kat y
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Z. Kat Y
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Z was broadcasting loud and
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clear in my head. Those
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Boys Gums flapped while it
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sang out how truly terrified
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they were. And I knew it.
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Hell, I've always known it. Afraid
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of a world that left them behind, that
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didn't get the jokes, didn't
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ask for their input, didn't want or
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need them, they didn't even
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notice if they were there at all, and
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about how they wanted to do something to
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that world, something to
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make it notice them.
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The buzzing, the noise
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had become unbearable. I
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couldn't bear it. Their truth couldn't
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be born, not one minute
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longer. You need,
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I sput it to him, you need to just
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shut the hell up, shut
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like idiot children trying
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for Mommy's attention, like you're deserving
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of something just for being spat
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out on the ground. At last
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one was good. I didn't even know I was gonna
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say that. They stood there dumb
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in every sense of the word here,
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if they've been talking for twenty minutes and
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hadn't even noticed I hadn't said a word until
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that moment. Sure, I
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have been nothing along the whole time, but
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not to them, to the buzz,
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to the voice nodding,
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to the deafening sound of the truth
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and what had to be done. Get Out
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of this truck. Ye, hell,
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I was still nodding when that snarl
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came to Carl's lips and I laid him
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out with two quick shots to the gut. Still
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nodding when I pulled the gas pump
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out of his tank and spread regular
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unlet it all over the lot of them.
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Nodding as I relit my Cigarett
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it and tossed my light
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up at their feet. The
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heat sends the back of my head on
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my sprint back to the truck. They
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were probably screaming, but I couldn't
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hear him. All I could hear was
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the truth buzzing in my skull.
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I swung up into the cab with a little hop
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and drove off and blissful
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silence. That
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was three days ago. Jump, Oh
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God, Oh
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Katie, wise he giving his min sights then.
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No worries, you're safe. You're
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a good listener and
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it seems like we're developing the same
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taste in music. Still,
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it's probably best that we part ways
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before a good thing goes
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wrong. Well, here we are,
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edge of town. We'll walk from here.
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Thank you. Suit Yourself. Thank
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you for the ride. You remember what you
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heard here? All right, I
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will. It's pretty good news.
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I will. Okay,
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come on now, and you you
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be careful out there. Don't need
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you to got the
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truth. Oh my side.
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So how is your
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head? It hurts
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less, but it feels
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busier somehow. Well,
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you'll want to avoid radios and televisions
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for a little while until it wears off. Yeah,
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here we are. It isn't much,
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but it is home, my
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dear. Over the coming hours you'll meet
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many of the locals. Always
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listen. Listen, because in their
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stories you will understand the truth
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of this place, and that may
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lead to back to your own truths.
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Yes, mother, allow me
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to be the first to welcome you to
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die a brook ye
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tomorrow. On thirteen days of Halloween
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the town square. I'd
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be careful if I were you walking
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around by yourself. That's
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when the how should
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I say it, when the more wayward
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souls tend to go missing. One
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day, a face that is all too familiar
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is simply gone, like
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they were never here at
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all. Day
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is of Halloween the road, starring
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Kathy and Jimmy, Bethany Anne Lynde
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and Jay Jones. Written by
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Mike Katinsky with additional material
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by Nicholas Takowski. Sound
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Design and mixing by Trevor Young,
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engineering by violent FERTZON, DUBWAY
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STUDIOS NEW YORK. Casting by
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Jessica Losa. Created by Matt
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Frederick and Alex Williams, with executive
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producer Aaron Manky. A production
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of I heart radio, grim and mild and
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BLUMHOUSE television.
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