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Thirteen Days of Halloween Tenants,
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a co production of iHeart three D Audio
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Blumhouse Television and Grim and Mild
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from Aaron Yankee. Headphones Recommended
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Listener discretion advised.
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Good morning, father.
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Sorry you start with me.
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I didn't expect anyone
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in this early.
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Today's the big day, isn't it?
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Yes?
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I suppose it is.
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If you've come to help, then just give me a task.
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Well, at the altar, there's a stack of pamphlets
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that can be passed out on the.
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Seatbacks, six per pew
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on it. I
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must say, you seem especially chipper today.
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Who me don't take so
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just my normal charming self.
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Things are going well?
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Then, well, let's see,
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still locked up in a labyrinthine prison,
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with no idea as to the reason, no autonomy
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as to what happens to me, and little to any
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hope about a future that includes freedom.
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Soon, I'd say, about the same. But
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who's counting?
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I see there is.
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Something something more
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like someone someone
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here, Yes, someone
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special.
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You remember the woman I told you about,
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the one I saw barefoot outside my
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cell the first night I was here.
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The one who was singing to you, Well, she
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was singing.
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I wouldn't necessarily say to
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me, but uh, anyways,
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Yeah, we've seen each other again a
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few times.
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You don't have to explain. But
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would you mind if I say I'm happy
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for you?
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Yeah?
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It's nice, right.
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We all need other people.
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It is through those relationships that we learn
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about ourselves.
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Paradoxically, it is only by learning
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about ourselves that we may honestly understand
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others. And to that end,
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it is most important that we not lose sight
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of our own individuality in the reflection
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of another person's mirror.
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Why would you say that, I.
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Must be thinking about myself.
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Six pamphlets per pew. What's next?
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Syh? I appreciate the help, but
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I think you'd better be off.
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Wait, you're sending me away?
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Never but I understand
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you have your first day of work today. What the
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captain told me to start up work detail this morning?
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I am he asked for.
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My recommendation if I thought you were ready for the
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responsibility, and I gave an emphatic
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yes.
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Didn't they tell you?
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Why won't you tell me where we're going work
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detail? Sure?
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Got that, but where my religious
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gitsuru?
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Right?
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What the machine shop? What
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kind of machine shop?
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This mushoe woman?
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What the kind with machines.
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Why is it so quiet?
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What wouldn't it be?
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I don't know.
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Aren't machines loud?
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Uh?
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What am I supposed to be doing? You'll find
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out inside, won't you?
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Well? This is interesting.
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I wonder what.
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I'm supposed to You must be SIORI.
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Yeah, I'm Thomas, your foreman. Didn't
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mean to startle your saary.
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S now now?
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No?
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No, I mean just sigh.
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Is myne so glad to have you as our newest
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edition salary?
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And I can see on your face that you're already
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getting a good sense of how wonderful
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it is here.
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This isn't isn't like the rest of the pen.
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You're right, it's not. It's
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special.
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I think it's okay to say that. Look
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around you, everything has order? Does
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it follow me? There
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is no fighting here, no chaos,
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none of the disruption and politics are the rest
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of the pen.
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Do you know why that is? No?
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See that poster on the wall? Mm read
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it?
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Tell me what you think.
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Balance, Let work be work
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and let life be life.
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I'm not sure I know what that means.
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All of those things I mentioned those
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are life life here anyway,
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But what happens in this room.
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That is work. Work is here,
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life is out there?
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And what about the Christmas music?
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Have you worked with Bettel before, Siguri?
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You know?
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Probably not.
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That's funny.
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You strike me as someone who has This
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is your station, right next to Josiah, Sir
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Josiah, this is Siuri. She
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will work on the machine.
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In place of side.
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And who's Robert?
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Show her how to cut the blanks.
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I'll leave you to it.
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Welcome again, Salary.
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You can just call me.
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Sk See these
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are blanks, the different sizes. Okay,
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you match them to the size of your template.
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But how do I know which?
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No?
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No, just watch you take one
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of these and then you open this box.
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This is your template. Okay,
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every day you'll have a different one. But you
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take your blank, you line it up with the template.
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Okay, sure, and you don't on.
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The machine, and
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then you grind the blank along a template like
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this and
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that's it. Okay, try
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it now,
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just follow the template.
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What is this?
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It's just a.
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Part a part of what.
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That's not a thing to ask.
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You don't know. Do you.
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Do I get anything for my eyes or
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gloves?
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I don't know. Maybe eyesight is good for
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working, right?
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Well? I suppose you could ask,
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why not anyway?
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That's your job in a nutshell, not much
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to it?
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Thanks? How many do
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I.
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Till you're out of blanks?
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Well? Here goes nothing.
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Okay, one down, I'll
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a jillion to go.
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Everyone lunch, Say
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uri, where.
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Are you going to the cafeteria?
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No?
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No, no, no no, they'll bring
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it to us. Come on into
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the break room.
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First day of school all over again?
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Can I if you want?
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This is crazy? We get our own
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lunch room.
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This is so much nicer than.
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The food
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is here?
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What is it?
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Don't you smell it?
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Steik steak, steak
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steak?
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Where did this even come from?
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Listen to me, It ain't gonna get
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better than this anywhere else, So
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don't ask stupid questions, eat
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your food, be happy here.
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Oh my god, this never ends.
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Good afternoon project for your
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workday is over. Please proceed
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to security screening.
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That's it.
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That's it until tomorrow.
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Good morning project for have a
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pleasant work day.
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Oh, different sized blanks today,
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different template?
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What is this new day? New
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part?
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The shape seems so specific, like
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it's familiar to me, But I don't
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know why.
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Remember what I said? I
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know he seems nice, but he's
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just like all the other screws.
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Just do your job, Siary.
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Do you have a question?
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No?
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All good, thank you. Food
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seems normal today.
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Not every day is special.
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Listen. I just want some idea of
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what we're making here.
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Everything in this world has a maker. Good
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things, bad things, things
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that help, things that hurt. Whatever
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it is, somebody had to make it.
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Do you always speak in riddles?
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There once was a king, and
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in celebration and reverence, a
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blacksmith came to him and presented him
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with a weapon that he'd make just
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for the king. And it
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was beautiful and special
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and unlike anything else, And the
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king was touched. And
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so the king went to war. His
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armies decimated their opponents without contest,
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and the king felt he owed it all to the blacksmith,
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and this weapon, it
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was made just for war. So the
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king called the blacksmith back, and he said
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to him, I want all my generals
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to have these, to which the black
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smith replied, my King, it
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takes months of dedication and skilled
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to build even one. I can't
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possibly make enough for all of your generals.
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I'll need to train apprentices. But
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then the technique will no longer be secret. So
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I need your blessing. Then
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the king gave his blessing, saying, whatever
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it takes so that each one of my generals have one.
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And so the blacksmith went to train
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five apprentices. No
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Yah, hold me.
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Something how, then sory back
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to your station. Nahi project
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for machine shop needs attention, medical
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extraction, biohezard, CLEANUPCA, repair,
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inact, replacement.
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What a mess could be a lot worse.
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At least he isn't screaming grab his arms.
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I'll get the machine.
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I've got biohazard. I
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can see the concern on your face that man
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no longer works here and is no longer
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our concern. When he leaves his room,
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that will be life.
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Remember, Let life be life,
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Let work be work.
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The blacksmiths apprentices were
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able to build weapons for each of the generals,
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and the King's army continued to expand
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and conquer. Then
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the generals went to the blacksmith to say, these
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weapons are incredible. If all
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of our soldiers had them, the King's
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glory could spread even further. And
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so the blacksmith went to his apprentices
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and told each of them to train
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more apprentices. But
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the apprentices were haunted by
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the hundreds of souls whose lives
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had been claimed, and so
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the apprentices trained the soldiers to
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make their own weapons.
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Good morning, project for have a
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pleasant workday.
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New day, New Part.
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Now that every soldier had a weapon themselves,
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the army was unstoppable. The
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King's dominion continued to expand
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as they conquered lands far and wide.
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Still they needed more weapons, for
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the greater the kingdom grew, the more there
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was to protect and defend.
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But now the soldiers were haunted by
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the ghosts of those slain, and
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they needed to find someone else
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to build the weapons for them.
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So who did they train the
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slaves.
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Good afternoon, Project Fall. Your
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workday is over. Please proceed
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to security screening. Good
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morning, Project Fall, Have a pleasant
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work.
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Day, a
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day New Part.
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Things in the Kingdom were good, but
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in order to build all of these weapons, they
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had depleted the resources of the land.
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Mills had been built all along the river, so
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the fish were getting harder to find and catch. There
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was a hard winter, and the crops
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died, and the animals and wild
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game were thinned out. And
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when there wasn't enough food, the
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first people to beat denied were
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the slaves. So while the
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king sat in his castle, safe
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and sound with all the food in the world. The
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slaves were out in the barren
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lands, starving. Many
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had come from the lands the king had
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conquered, remembered
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their burning homes, the dead
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families, death with no
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conscience, but never without consequence.
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Altogether, the slaves outnumbered
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the soldiers and the guards and
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the generals, and they overthrew
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them all, even the king, with
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the same weapons that had conquered
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them.
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But then, weren't they haunted by the
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ghosts?
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Did you understand the story?
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Project for room needs attention, medical
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extraction and bile hazard only.
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Good morning, project for have a
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pleasant work.
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Day, New
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day, new part. Wait,
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this is not a new part today.
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One of the parts repeated.
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You don't say, look.
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Can I ask you something? What
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was the weapon?
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You ever notice when you leave
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here? How Thomas only sort of
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half pays attention to the metal detector.
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I guess I hadn't really thought about it.
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What about yourself? The screws? Ever?
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Toss it? Toss it, you know, search
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through it, check the mattress, snack
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the toilet.
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You know what?
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No, they never have.
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Some of these people, they don't
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belong here. And the pen knows it.
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Listen, your parts are repeating.
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This place wants something from you, or
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to show you something, or maybe it wants
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you to do something.
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You're saying, what that the pen has a
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consciousness.
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At least an influence. Haven't
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you felt it?
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What is it supposed to feel like?
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You ever leave somewhere? Sure
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you forgot something but can't remember
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what it is. It's that sort of feeling.
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It's not constant,
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but I bet you feel it, don't
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you.
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I feel like that every single day. But
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just saying, you're right, how
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do I know what it wants?
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Think of it as a puzzle.
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Good afternoon, project Ful. Your
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workday is over. Please proceed
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to security screening.
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Siary.
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Oh shit, you know what? I left the blank
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in my pocket.
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I was just about to start a piece right before lunch,
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and I totally forgot about it.
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Could you please hand this to Thomas.
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Thank you, siriy. Please be mindful
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in the future, naturally.
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Good morning, project for have a
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pleasant work.
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Day,
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New day, old part. I
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did exactly what you said. I've got one
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of each of the parts in my cell.
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Good.
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They took the blank from my pocket but didn't even think
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to look at my sock. It's such an obvious trick.
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I can't believe it actually worked.
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Maybe it was supposed to them.
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Okay, but what do I do now? How do I
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put the pieces together?
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How should I know?
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Project four room needs attention, medical
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extraction, biohazard clean up, mechanical
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repair.
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Good afternoon, project for your
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workday is over. Please proceed
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to security screening.
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Light's apt.
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Okay.
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If it is a puzzle and there
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must be a solution, somehow,
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these all have to fit together, maybe
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like this, maybe
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like this.
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Maybe this is impossible. Maybe
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I'm insane.
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The pen doesn't want anything from you, Siurie. It's
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not the fucking Overlook Hotel. The
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only influence that has over people is to crush
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their spirits into submission, to make
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them crazy, a remaningless minutial
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like this, and steal their souls in the process.
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They have the kingdom, the generals, the soldiers,
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and all the weapons. All
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you have is a contraband stack of scrap metal that's
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going to get you throw them back in the fucking dungeon. Bad
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and delusions of grandeur that anything you do
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in this life could actually make a difference. Holy
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Mother of God, it's
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a key.
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At least I think it's a key, but it's not
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a normal door key.
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It sort of looks like like.
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This could be a key, could
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be anything.
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Let's say it is a key, what
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do you think it opens?
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Well? Do you think it opens?
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I have no idea, and.
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I don't know anything more than you. But
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you put facts and observations together,
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and sooner or later you'll
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understand things, or
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at least you think you do. Anyway,
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that was fast. It took me hundreds
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of tries before my part's finally repeated.
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You mean I already finished my puzzle.
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I've just been waiting to use it. What
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is that device?
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A device that.
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Does what we're about to find out?
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Wait?
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Hold on, do you understand the story
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now?
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Yeah, the pen is the kingdom. We are the.
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Sleeves, but we're also holding the weapons
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because they taught us how to build
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them.
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You're saying that things.
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When we go back to the shop, you leave.
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Do you understand, no questions,
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no looking back, just to leave.
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Yeah, listen, there's no time
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for that. This is what I'm saying supposed
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to do. I feel it,
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This is it? You're sure
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no, But I'm taking the leap
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of faith. Now go.
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Pardon me, Saiary, where are
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you going? Work hasn't ended.
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Hey, Let work be work and life be
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life.
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Right.
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Well, if work isn't here, I guess
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I'm going back to life unacceptable.
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If you walk out, there will be consequences. Do you understand?
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I hope so.
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Somebody get her back.
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She can't just just tire?
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Where is that?
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What do you think you're.
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Protect? Repeat
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Project four Perched Cycle
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forty three Initiate Rebuild Oh
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Yetha.
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Maleetita, maquier a,
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la gra Colomachita
24:25
alasiton Osito.
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Thirteen Days of Halloween penance
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starring Natalie Morales, Episode
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nine, Occupation written
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by Matthew Riddle, editing in sound
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design by Noa Amy Griffin. Featuring
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the voices of Chris Jay, Alex Morgan
24:43
Brown, Rachel Rosenbloom, Raphael
24:45
Corkil, Wayne Bastrup, Sonny
24:47
Bowling, Steve B. Greene, Miguel
24:50
Perez, and Trevor Young. Directed
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by Alexander Williams. Executive
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producers Aaron Mankey, Noah Feinberg,
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Chris Dicky, Matt Frederick and Alexander
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Williams. Supervising producers
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Trevor Young and Josh Thain. Producers
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Jesse Funk, Rima Ilkali, Noami
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Griffin, Chandler.
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Mays and Cassy Bias.
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Script editing by Lauren Vogelbaum, Story
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consultants Ben Bolan and Matthew Riddle.
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Casting by Sunday Bowling CSA
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and Meg Mormon CSA. Production
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coordinator Wayna Calderon. Production
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assistants Jenna Johnson and Winona
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Lowe. Theme music by Rose Azerti
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with vocals by Anna Hummler, recorded
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at This Is Sound Design Studios
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in Burbank, California. Engineered
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by Ross Arnot. Special thanks
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to Romelia Osorio, Nathan Rule,
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Glen Nishida, and Rob Mosca. Thirteen
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Days of Halloween was created by Matt Frederick
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and Alexander Williams and is a
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production of iHeart Podcasts, Blumhouse
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Television, and Grimm and Mild from Aaron
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Halloween,
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