home-wrecker 破坏家庭的第三者、小三。

A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. 
一个已婚男人和他的“女朋友”见面，女朋友要求他剃去胡须。


"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." 
“噢，詹姆斯，我喜欢你的胡子，但我更喜欢看到你英俊的长相!我想让你把胡子挂掉”


James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!" 
詹姆斯回答说，“我的妻子特喜欢我的胡子，我不可能剃掉它，刮了她肯定杀了我。” 


"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice... 
“嗯~，我求你啦，”女朋友性感小声的声音对他说。 


"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!" 
“可是真不行，”他回答道，“我老婆超爱这胡子。”


The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. 
在女朋友再三请求下，他终于屈服同意了，把胡子给刮掉了。


That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping. 
詹姆斯夜里回家后，当他老婆熟睡时，爬上了床。 


The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!" 
妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，“噢，迈克尔，你不应该在这里，我的丈夫很快就要回来了。”