A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" 
一个男孩问他的爸爸：爸爸，臭虫好吃吗？


"That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.
爸爸回答：太恶心了，我们还是别再吃饭的时候讨论这个问题。
 
After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" 
饭后，爸爸说：儿子，你刚刚想问我什么呢？


"Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
没事了！　儿子回答：　刚刚，你汤里有个臭虫，现在没了。




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A gentleman was invited for dinner.  When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:
 一位先生去赴宴迟到了,匆忙入座后,发现自己的座位正对着烤乳猪,


"Not bad, I am next to the pig."  
于是大为高兴的说：“还不错,我坐在乳猪的旁边.”


But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him.  
这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正愤怒的看着他,


He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table." 
他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起，我没说你,我说的是桌上那只烤好的.”