A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?"
一个男孩问他的爸爸:爸爸,臭虫好吃吗?
"That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.
爸爸回答:太恶心了,我们还是别再吃饭的时候讨论这个问题。
After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"
饭后,爸爸说:儿子,你刚刚想问我什么呢?
"Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
没事了! 儿子回答: 刚刚,你汤里有个臭虫,现在没了。
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A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:
一位先生去赴宴迟到了,匆忙入座后,发现自己的座位正对着烤乳猪,
"Not bad, I am next to the pig."
于是大为高兴的说:“还不错,我坐在乳猪的旁边.”
But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him.
这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正愤怒的看着他,
He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
他忙陪笑改口到:“对不起,我没说你,我说的是桌上那只烤好的.”
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