A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.


While on the operating table she had a near death experience.Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?


God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.”




Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color

Finally she was released from the hospital.




While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.




Arriving in front of God, she asked
“You said I had another 34 years to live.Why didn’t you save me from the truck?”


God replied:“I couldn’t recognize you!”