Welcome to the Season 3 finale! In today's episode, we have a chat with a lifelong family friend, talk about some of our favorite Christmas memories, and release some never-before-heard footage from the editing floor. Thanks for listening in and we will see you guys in a few weeks for Season 4!

"She will get you a penis cake for your birthday but she will also hold your hand when you need it."

"There's some internal bleeding happening here in aisle 4."

"This is our fricken podcast."