The three chicks are joined by special guest Herbert for some thrilling shopping lists as Mai prepares to start as the first ever transfer student at her new school. Remember listeners, next time you wish upon a star, check its really a star an

Creamy Contents Page: Chapter 8

Jun 13th, 2020 12m 37s

The three chicks mourn the tragic loss of several of our favourite characters and make some important predictions about Season 2.

Chapter 8: The curse of the meadow

Jun 13th, 2020 46m 8s

In a surprise ending that puts M. Night Shyamalan to shame, Chapter 8 delivers what some have called the biggest plot twist in modern literature. Strap in for a brilliantly composed war song, an epic battle with the Volturi and the death of som

Creamy Contents Page: Chapter 7

Jun 11th, 2020 12m 47s

Have you ever wondered what Esme’s catch phrase is? Or pondered Seth’s aura material? Well! Look no further than this creaming arena of content. Here we go lads (Cream they must for they trust the thrusting swoosh)

Chapter 7: Whoosh whoosh whoosh etc.

Jun 2nd, 2020 33m 13s

As the Cullen family and the Quillete pack prepare for battle, Mai battles her lust for Edward...AND Emmett. WHO WILL SHE CHOOSE?

Creamy Contents Page: Chapter 6

May 31st, 2020 21m 23s

The three chicks and special guest Tommy the Tulip get to know the characters of the Mai universe. Find out the catch phrase, star sign, aura (material and colour), pet peeve, favourite food and hidden talent for seven of our favourite characte

Chapter 6: Blood urges the weak of heart

May 27th, 2020 49m 5s

The three chicks host their first guest. Tommy the Tulip (representing Team Rosalie) joins us on a journey into Edward's mind through Mai's spell which takes us into Emmett's head through Edward's magical abilities. Hips are pumped and lusts ar

Creamy Contents Page: Chapter 5

May 26th, 2020 18m 57s

The three chicks discuss which animated characters they think are hot and reflect on the startling end of Chapter 5. Capisce? Content Warning: This episode discusses issues related to sexual consent.

Chapter 5: the Witch's trust and The Vampire's lust

May 19th, 2020 47m 29s

This one’s for our listeners in London, Beijing and Washington DC - join Caius, Marcus, Sulpicia, Athenodora, Chelsea, Jane and Alec for an orgy of modest abstemiousness and unbridled asceticism. Content Warning: This episode discusses issues r

Creamy Contents Page: Chapter 4

May 19th, 2020 13m 6s

What's in a name? The three chicks elucidate the different ways to describe a human penis. What do you call YOUR penis? Tweet at us!

Chapter 4: Splash goes the witch

May 13th, 2020 46m 29s

The entrance of a new character causes quite a splash at Fork's high school aquatic centre. Sammy helps Seth ease his manly bit.

Creamy Contents Page: Chapter 3

May 12th, 2020 24m

The three chicks reel in the wake of the blowjob.

Chapter 3: why oh why did the strong man cry?

Apr 29th, 2020 45m 23s

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Chapter 2: His fight, his flight and his plight; where is my flame to warm the long cold night?

Apr 20th, 2020 42m 14s

The three chicks attempt to choose nicknames to preserve their anonymity. Mai's pussy(cat) undergoes a magical transformation. A love triangle emerges. But amongst all the angst will the dark magic consume Mai before she learns to harness the d

Chapter 1: Just a witch surrounded by vampires

Apr 14th, 2020 43m 28s

Mai is a young (400 year old) witch about to start her first day at Forks high school. She only has one thing on her mind: ridding the world of vampires. But will the sexy Emmett or the mysterious Edward win her heart and change her destiny?

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