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1:29

My mom said,

1:33

Sam, this was last night at dinner.

1:36

Sam. Uh-oh. Are we in trouble?

1:39

The other day I was listening to the 911 podcast and

1:41

when you started it, you were

1:43

like, oh, hello Jessica. And

1:45

she was like, oh, hello operator. And I was like,

1:47

we always say that. And she's like, no, you guys

1:50

said it like, like, I was

1:53

like, what, like, sultry? Like that's what you just

1:55

sound like sultry? And she's like, yes. And I

1:57

was like, I don't know. I'm sorry. I

2:00

said you try saying, oh, hello to

2:02

somebody 170 times,

2:07

especially after you've been talking for two

2:09

hours already. You try to make it

2:11

sound natural. So, oh,

2:14

let me try. Let me try. Hold

2:16

on one second. Oh, oh, oh, hey. Oh, thank

2:18

you. Oh, hey, Jessica. Hello,

2:20

Jess. Well, hello. Hey, it doesn't work. So

2:23

we'll just start. Hello, Jess. Hey. Now

2:26

you say hello, operator.

2:29

Oh, yeah. Hey,

2:31

opp. Hey.

2:38

Hey. Hey, opp. Hey.

2:44

If you wanted to put a hit out on

2:46

someone, can

2:48

you think in your head, you don't

2:50

have to say their name. It would probably be

2:52

bad, especially if it's somebody that's on your network,

2:54

like, on your list of, like, you

2:57

know, who you'd use. Don't say their name. But

3:00

do you know of anyone who would be

3:02

willing to do it for you if you reached out

3:04

to... Do you have a name in your head where

3:06

you're like, yeah, I could call so-and-so and I

3:09

could put a hit out on somebody and they'd do it for

3:11

me? A hit? Yeah.

3:15

I mean, I guess. That's

3:18

crazy. Yeah. I mean,

3:20

it is... Like, I was astonished when we were

3:23

all talking one day. I think all four of

3:25

us were on here. Kent was

3:27

on here too. And

3:30

I asked a question which I thought was

3:33

going to a couple of you,

3:35

maybe, maybe one of you. And

3:38

I asked, do you have a drug

3:40

dealer? And all of

3:42

you are like, oh, yeah, obviously. Well,

3:46

I mean, there's always somebody in your circle that

3:49

can do something, right? Depending on what you're asking

3:51

for? Yeah. You

3:55

answered that question pretty quick about the hit,

3:57

man. That's impressive. It's impressive. I mean,

3:59

I guess it's... It depends on who

4:01

I'm asking to hit. I'm looking

4:03

to kill my husband, I'm gonna call Becky. We'll

4:06

figure it out. You

4:09

and Becky, you get creative. Yeah,

4:11

you're probably right. You probably have to

4:13

have more than one hitman on your list. If

4:15

you were like, hey, my eight-year-old,

4:18

it's gotta go. No. What?

4:21

Then you can't use the same person.

4:23

You can't call Becky about your eight-year-old.

4:27

You can call Becky or grandma, like you

4:29

could call Becky about, hey, my grandma. We've

4:32

been waiting. She won't kick the bucket. We got

4:34

this life insurance policy on her, though. We really

4:36

need her to go. And Becky's like, okay, here's

4:38

what I would do. No, she would call me.

4:40

I might be off my list. She's

4:43

a grumpy. Okay,

4:46

here's another question. And Chase, you can

4:48

chime in here, too, if you have

4:50

any information. In all of

4:52

your time in true

4:55

crime, listening to true

4:57

crime podcasts and everything, is there anything

4:59

that you have on a short list

5:02

of knowledge about committing a

5:04

crime now that you've been

5:06

educated on that you

5:09

didn't know before you started immersing

5:12

yourself in true crime? I'll give you an example.

5:16

I know now that if

5:19

I have to bury a body,

5:21

that obviously you bury it as deep as

5:23

you can, but you

5:25

always have cadaver dogs to worry about.

5:27

Those things are like body

5:30

radar. And it really

5:32

doesn't matter how deep you bury the body.

5:36

Cadaver dog can find it. But

5:38

what you do in order to

5:40

make it so a

5:42

cadaver dog can't find the body is

5:44

you dig the hole. You put the body in

5:46

and then you

5:49

cover them with a little bit of

5:51

dirt, but then you cover that with

5:53

rat poison. And

5:55

the rat poison smell completely

5:57

masks, cloaks the... from

6:00

the body below. And so

6:03

you can bury bodies

6:05

under rose bushes and

6:07

get away with it because cadaver dogs would

6:09

be like nothing to see here because of

6:11

the rat poison. And I learned that by

6:13

listening to True Crime podcast. Is

6:15

there anything on top of list for you

6:17

that you're like, here's a do or here's

6:20

a don't based on what you know? Don't

6:23

bury a body. That's for sure. Good

6:28

point. If I was going to hide a body, I

6:30

wouldn't bury it. How would

6:32

you get rid of a body? What would you do? Well,

6:35

the ocean's really big. Yeah.

6:38

There are things that do

6:40

decompose an entire human.

6:43

Yes, like quicklime. Yeah,

6:46

I mean. I

6:48

think the thing where people get messed up

6:50

or they trip up is they decide to

6:53

make the shopping trip in the

6:55

same time period that the body got

6:57

killed. I was going to say, if

6:59

I would be more diabolical probably, it

7:01

would probably make it seem like it

7:03

was an accident or suicide. They're really

7:05

going deep here. I

7:08

just got done reading a really good book and

7:10

I'm like, have all these ideas now. No, do

7:12

you? They

7:15

hunted serial killers. So

7:17

fun. Fun. Yeah,

7:20

you make a good point. There's a

7:22

debate to be made that do

7:24

you stand a better chance of

7:26

being innocent if the body sticks

7:28

around in some kind of repose

7:31

that looks natural as

7:33

long as you can avoid any evidence

7:35

being tied back to you? Or do you

7:38

need to disappear the body better than anybody?

7:40

Do you need to be an Olympic level

7:43

body disappearer? Right.

7:47

Because immediately when you say bury about

7:49

it, I think about all the

7:51

places that they've turned into apartments. They're

7:55

going to do excavation

7:58

in all these places. You

8:00

may have 20 years before

8:03

they're putting up a parking lot. Honey,

8:05

now the berry bodies. Right. And

8:08

don't do it in a national park because if you

8:11

do get caught, it's a federal crime. Why?

8:14

I don't know this. Well,

8:16

if you're found in a national

8:18

park, it opens up the

8:21

certain investigative, like the FBI gets

8:23

involved immediately. Oh, you

8:25

just enlisted the federal government into

8:27

your crime. I see. It's your

8:29

case and your crime. Yeah.

8:33

Good point. I think

8:35

things are played out on that whole, did you

8:37

know that we all seem to know about that

8:39

one spot in Yellowstone where you could commit any

8:41

crime and get away with

8:43

it? I mean, that's crap. If

8:46

I were a cop, I would just sit in that spot

8:48

and wait for people to be dumb enough to try to

8:51

come commit a crime in that area. Right.

8:55

With lakes and stuff, they're

8:57

being drained or drying

9:00

up. So I feel like the

9:02

ocean's your best bet. Yeah.

9:04

I'd agree with that. In

9:07

the back door, we have a

9:09

chat going on. It's on fire right now. It's

9:13

healthy. It's not on fire. It's healthy. It's

9:16

chats healthy. But Stacy from

9:18

Spacey asks, what was the book,

9:20

Jess? What was the name of the book? Well,

9:23

it's kind of smut. Oh.

9:26

Sorry, mom. It's

9:28

called The Butcher. No,

9:30

just Butcher and Blackbird. Butcher

9:33

and Blackbird. Okay. Butcher

9:36

and Blackbird. Okay. And then Stacy

9:38

from Spacey also said, and I agree with

9:40

this, she says the ironic part of this

9:42

discussion is we probably have never heard of

9:44

the best methods because those people never got

9:47

caught. And that's true. That's true. There

9:49

might be some people out there that really dialed it in

9:51

and they're like, no, Jess. Yeah,

9:53

you can keep doing your burying, body rat thing. That's

9:56

fine. Do the rat poison all you want. But

9:59

I know how to do it. I do think it's harder to

10:01

be a serial killer now, though.

10:04

Now, definitely. I mean, it's still

10:06

pretty astonishing when somebody comes out

10:08

and they've pulled it off. I

10:10

think serial killers are really living

10:13

among us like doctors and people

10:16

in high power. It's

10:19

not the everyday

10:21

Ted Bundy's anymore. Right. It's

10:23

the people that probably have power of

10:25

some sort. I'd agree with

10:27

that. I'd agree with that.

10:30

They're using their power as a mechanism to

10:32

make people

10:34

that they believe are disposable. Right.

10:37

Like the Kennedys or something like that.

10:40

Or Hillary. The poor Kennedy.

10:43

They were joking about

10:45

that. I was listening to a podcast. This is not

10:47

the uncut. What am I talking about? Go

10:50

ahead. Cut that out. No,

10:53

you brought it up. So what were they talking about, the

10:55

Kennedys? No. How

10:58

could you ever trust the government when your whole

11:00

family's been killed by them? Good

11:03

point. It's like JFK

11:05

Jr. is a big proponent

11:07

about what is the

11:09

government giving us in these vaccines and

11:11

questioning a lot of stuff. And that's

11:14

kind of his whole shake is we

11:16

need to question what they're doing. And

11:19

the O'Vonn made a joke. He's like, well,

11:21

wouldn't you question everything the government's done if

11:24

your whole family was just picked off by

11:26

them? Yeah. Yeah,

11:29

RFK is, he's interesting in that regard

11:31

because he's still around talking about it.

11:34

And I would have probably been like,

11:36

yeah, no, my family has a tendency

11:39

to open their mouth and then somebody

11:41

disappears them. Or

11:44

I don't know, that whole family's kind of got

11:46

a mixed path. I mean, they're either getting disappeared

11:48

or they're disappearing people that are

11:50

too icky for their. The reason

11:52

I guess that came to mind is because

11:54

like a lot of them were either like

11:57

a boating accident or struck by lightning or

11:59

something. Yeah. I didn't it's like well that's

12:01

how you get rid of a body in the

12:03

right way you do it in a Oops

12:08

Accident way, but nobody gets blamed type of

12:10

thing good point good point And

12:14

the numbers the numbers are what are kind of

12:16

astonishing to me like I like if I had

12:18

a one oops boating Accident

12:21

in my in my direct family that

12:23

would be something you know I'd be

12:25

like wow Yeah, don't forget you know

12:27

Billy's girlfriend You have a plane crash

12:29

and a skiing accident, but when there's

12:31

12 Something

12:34

yeah, yeah, it's like

12:37

hmm somebody knows how to get rid

12:39

of a body Somebody's doing

12:41

you heard I mean I think last

12:43

year it was there was this Kind

12:46

of hit the news for

12:48

a little while about I believe it was

12:50

Obama's chef Ended up dying

12:52

in a really weird way like an in

12:54

a boating accident or drowning or something And

12:58

in my head. I was like okay. That's

13:00

it. That's an interesting one because Think

13:03

of somebody who is literally a fly on the

13:05

wall but is

13:07

probably privy to a lot of Conversation

13:11

that happened conversation that happens

13:13

when when conversation the most private conversations

13:15

would be happening Like I was telling

13:17

my wife last night Can you imagine

13:20

how much dirt we'd have on people

13:23

if you if you just sold like a ring

13:25

doorbell system? But instead of it being your doorbell

13:28

There's a microphone at 20 feet and

13:30

40 feet outside of your house think about

13:33

the conversations you would get you'd be like

13:35

okay Jess good to see you. Bye. Thanks

13:37

for having us over by the door closes

13:40

Ring doorbell nobody's gonna talk that but as

13:42

they get to their car somebody

13:45

like man, Jess is a bitch You

13:47

know if you got a mic out there. Oh

13:50

my gosh that'd be that's where the we talked

13:52

about in the ed cup But leaving the funeral

13:54

today as soon as we walk to the doors

13:56

both my pants are like what was that? Did

13:58

they play that song? And

14:01

I'm like, guys, we're five feet from

14:03

the door. Can we walk farther away?

14:06

So I'm talking about the 40 foot

14:08

cam is what I'd call it. There are the mic. All you

14:10

need is a mic. That's where the

14:12

stories are. If you want to know who your friends

14:15

are, find out what they're saying. Or in the car

14:17

afterwards. My whole childhood

14:19

was, was that as soon as we left

14:21

any event, they're like, can you

14:23

believe Stacy? Oh my gosh. I'm

14:26

talking, my parents are great people. They're not.

14:30

I'm telling you though, like I would be

14:32

in so much trouble too, because I'm, I'm,

14:34

I'm always right, you know this, right? And

14:37

I'll leave a part. I'll leave some really,

14:39

bye. Thanks for having us. Okay. And you

14:41

know, I can't make it to the car

14:43

before I'm like, did they really think that

14:45

there aren't aliens? What's wrong with them? You

14:47

know, like I'm always talking. Oh,

14:49

I'd be in so much trouble. Okay.

14:52

One more question. If you had to think about that person

14:54

that would put a hit out and

14:56

we'll rule out a kid, so let's not say it's hit

14:58

on a kid because that's just, nobody wants to think about

15:00

that. So why'd you bring it up? But

15:03

if you had to go for that to have

15:05

that person help with a hit, do they charge

15:07

a lot? No, I, it

15:09

wouldn't be a. Wouldn't even

15:12

be a transaction. Probably the, yeah. Yeah.

15:14

The people that the person I would probably call wouldn't,

15:16

it would be like a help thing. Yeah.

15:18

It'd be a loyalty. It'd be a

15:20

loyalty. Yeah. I'm not

15:23

in the market of picking

15:25

people off. Well, I

15:29

don't know. I don't know. Sometimes when people

15:31

hit me up for like large amounts of

15:33

cash out of nowhere, I'm like, Oh, you're,

15:36

you're, who are you having killed? You

15:38

know, it happens. You never know.

15:40

So I just say, I stay prepared. Well,

15:44

fortunately this call doesn't have to

15:47

deal with that. Of

15:50

course not. Really? We're

15:52

15 minutes in. Yeah. Our

15:54

audience is just, they've just asked

15:56

me to do more further background

15:59

checks and characters. statements regarding you.

16:02

And so I'm trying to weave in some questions here and

16:04

there to probe the depths of your criminal limits. This is

16:06

what they want to know. They're like, we feel like she,

16:08

you know, feel like she, you

16:12

know, off somebody in an alleyway or

16:14

they're like, oh no, she won't let the story

16:16

go. She wants to get back on topic. She

16:18

seems like a murderer. Let's talk. We'll

16:20

find out more about her. So so

16:24

far, I would say that you're

16:26

faring well and should be able to stay

16:28

out of prison. Good job, Jess. Yeah, no

16:30

hits here. Okay. At

16:33

least that you're willing to talk about on the podcast.

16:35

So I appreciate that. We're all on the same page.

16:38

Now, Chase kept holding his finger of like

16:40

he had a lot of opinions on calling

16:42

out hits, but I don't think we want

16:44

to bring him on because he looks like

16:46

a hit man. He

16:48

does. He's the most unassuming hit

16:50

man. He's everybody's like, he's just so lovable.

16:52

I love that guy so much. But little

16:55

do we know he's really good with that

16:57

wire that really strangles somebody

16:59

to death. He's really good

17:02

with it. Yeah, I don't feel unsafe in a public

17:04

situation if the three of you are around. Yeah.

17:07

You're all very large bearded

17:09

men. We're like a

17:11

wall of, we may not

17:14

move fast, but once we get

17:16

you, you're never getting back up.

17:19

Oh, man.

17:23

All right. Well, how

17:25

about I get right into this? I'll just get

17:27

right into this. Finally. Okay,

17:29

good. I don't know. 16 minutes in

17:31

so far. That's a record. That's pretty

17:34

good. All right. So just off the

17:37

sunset soaked streets of

17:40

Altamante Springs, Florida, Shemaia

17:43

Lynn was busy

17:45

defying the odds stacked against her as

17:47

a teenage mother. What was her dream?

17:50

Her dream. Yes, since you

17:52

asked, was to carve a beautiful life for

17:54

her two young boys who were just the

17:56

center of her universe. She was

17:58

accompanied in all this. effort

18:01

for a good life for her

18:03

family by her boyfriend and father

18:05

of her two kids, V'Andre Avery.

18:09

It's kind of unclear whether

18:11

they live together full-time, but it is

18:13

clear that they were all working kind

18:15

of toward this goal

18:17

to stay together and thrive. So

18:20

Shammiah's aunt describes her

18:22

as bubbly, smart,

18:24

and hopeful. And

18:27

fun fact to know and share. I don't know

18:29

what's wrong with my spell correct, but

18:31

the whole time I was writing this script,

18:35

the spell-checker kept wanting to

18:37

change bubbly to tubby.

18:40

I don't know why. And

18:42

I was like, no, that changes the

18:44

whole meaning of what the aunt said

18:46

about Shammiah. I'm not changing it to

18:49

tubby. Why would I do that? It

18:52

was so weird. I just was laughing about it

18:54

the whole time I'm writing the script. It was

18:56

just flashing too. The little red underline, it's like,

18:58

I'm not going away until you change it to

19:00

tubby. You're mean.

19:02

I'm not ever talking to you again,

19:05

spell-check. But

19:07

her aunt called her bubbly, smart and

19:09

hopeful. And she said

19:11

she was always determined not to be

19:13

stigmatized as a teenage

19:15

mother. And I don't know if

19:18

you know any teen moms, Jess

19:21

or Chase. It's

19:24

a rough hill they have to climb. This

19:26

choice sometimes factors in

19:29

the baby daddy. Sometimes

19:31

it doesn't. Oftentimes,

19:34

the birth grandmother is a

19:36

big factor. There's always the

19:38

dynamic of the parents of the

19:40

birth of the teen mom. There's always something.

19:42

They've got a lot on their plate, not

19:45

to mention rearing the

19:47

children. So she was conscious

19:49

of all the challenges and

19:51

societal perceptions of young parenthood.

19:53

And she was working really hard to provide

19:56

for her family and to

19:58

create a stable. home

20:00

environment. So this little family

20:03

coalesced in a two-bedroom

20:05

apartment in Altamante Springs, Florida.

20:07

This shared living

20:09

space buzzed with work from

20:12

home meetings and cooperation in

20:14

managing household responsibilities and childcare.

20:17

It was a humble

20:19

abode, just a little two-bedroom,

20:22

with two active young parents

20:24

and the overtures of the

20:26

laughter children, dotting

20:29

the rooms in the hallways. I'm trying to be

20:32

poetic and picturesque, but I might have

20:34

overdone it there. Thanks, chat GPT. Things

20:38

were humming right along for them, though. Laughter

20:40

of their children. Things were humming right

20:43

along for them. Laughter of her children.

20:46

And things were humming right along

20:48

for them. Laughter of her children.

20:53

Things were humming right along for them. Vyandre

20:57

Avery was

21:00

her high school sweetheart. He

21:04

was the father of Shamais' children. They had

21:06

two young children together, ages one and two.

21:09

They shared a past that was imbued

21:12

with the rosy hues of high

21:14

school romance, which evolved into whatever

21:16

happens after high school if you've got kids

21:19

together, which is usually work-life

21:21

balance. So

21:23

their journey beginning in the hallways of

21:25

school led them down a path of

21:27

shared parenthood. Now, here's the lead up.

21:30

It's August 11, 2021. In the year 2021,

21:36

a day that dawned like any

21:38

other in the Lynn

21:40

Avery household, Shamaia. It's

21:43

the whirlwind of her new job that she

21:45

had just landed was a picture

21:47

of dedication on a Zoom

21:49

call with her colleagues

21:52

in the background, as is

21:54

very common nowadays because

21:57

we all work from home. You know,

21:59

there's dudes. casters. 2021

22:01

when COVID was going

22:04

on, a lot of people were from home and if you were even

22:08

people do job interviews over Zoom

22:10

these days I feel like. Oh yeah,

22:13

think of all the things that we used to do in

22:15

brick and mortar had to have butts in seats where now

22:17

we're like, we really don't need it. Yeah,

22:19

but now they want us all to come back. Right.

22:22

And we're not, you know, I'll

22:24

tell them right now, we're not coming back. I

22:27

represent everybody in saying that. But

22:30

on this Zoom call, she was kind of excited

22:32

about being on it. She, it was a new

22:34

job for her. So she was, she was organized

22:36

and she was, she was ready to

22:38

go. But as is

22:40

the case, as we all saw through COVID and

22:42

even today, there's newscasters who will be working from

22:44

home and they'll be reporting on something and a

22:46

kid will run through the room or a cat

22:48

jumps on the desk. It's

22:51

just, we all accept it. It's, it's

22:53

not unprofessional. It's just life. And that's

22:55

the way it goes. And that's what

22:57

was happening happening in this case. On

23:00

that day in the background, there was the

23:02

innocence of childhood play, play,

23:04

and her toddler, who was a

23:06

bundle of energy jumping on the bed in

23:09

carefree abandon. Meanwhile,

23:13

Avery was away attending to

23:15

his own routine, unaware

23:18

of the impending storm. Now the

23:22

Zoom call, the

23:24

window into Shemaiah's world turned

23:27

into a front row seat to a

23:29

harrowing incident, a

23:32

loud kaboom shattered

23:35

the normalcy. And

23:37

well, let's just get into the

23:39

call. There's two. And we're going

23:42

to start with a call from the

23:45

other people that were on the

23:47

Zoom call and what they saw in

23:50

this 911 call that they're making. Case

23:52

in point, we were talking on the uncut about

23:54

what happens if one of us kicks over in

23:57

our little dumb studios here. We're in soundproof booths,

23:59

our watchbooks, Wives or spouses or significant

24:01

others don't know. And none of

24:03

us have our significant others' phone numbers, so

24:05

we're just going to watch the person in

24:08

front of us pass away. It's

24:11

a worry. And so all the people

24:13

on the Zoom call, they didn't know what else to do, so they

24:15

called 911 to try to help. So

24:18

here's the first... You ready for this? Are

24:20

you ready? No. You're not.

24:22

This is not... You can't be ready for

24:24

this one. It's like my biggest... One of my nightmares.

24:26

Okay. Zoom calls. Zoom calls are

24:29

one of your nightmares. I know that those in general,

24:31

but if you

24:33

guys live in a different state, so I wouldn't even...

24:36

I'd have to look up your local police department.

24:39

Right. And then they'd

24:41

be like, what's the location? And you'd be

24:43

like, all I've got is the operator's PO box. Nobody's

24:46

ever going to check it. So

24:49

yeah, this is... I'm kind of scared for what's

24:51

going to happen. Well get

24:53

ready because it's going to get more uncomfortable. So

24:55

here we... Go ahead. Okay, here we go. So

25:30

as you can tell, they're calling 911

25:32

and I mean, what is there to say? I

25:36

mean, they're not in a meeting together. This

25:38

person isn't laying on the meeting room floor.

25:41

It's through a little camera lens. They're watching

25:43

all this happen and they

25:46

can't even put it together. They're trying to

25:49

figure out what happened. What they

25:51

saw, what they heard was a kaboom, she

25:53

says. And then they see

25:55

her fall backward in the

25:57

chair and then they just see blood.

26:00

all over her face

26:02

and they're like what

26:04

is happening? It was as mysterious

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we're back. That was riveting. So

28:17

yeah, that was call number one. So

28:20

we can move on to call number two now

28:22

to give a little more context into it. Now

28:24

this call... Okay, you're gonna tell

28:26

us what happened because I think I know what

28:28

happened, but okay. Yeah, so

28:30

let's let Vyondre explain in

28:32

his 911 call and then I'll kind of

28:34

circle back. I'll circle the wagons on the

28:37

context. So we'll give a little more information,

28:39

but let's let Vyondre and his 911

28:41

call play out. Here we

28:44

go. 911, do you

28:46

need police fire or medical? I

28:49

need medical. What's the address? I'm not sure

28:52

about that. 911, I'm going for medical. One moment for

28:54

medical. Hurry, hurry! One moment, I'm

28:56

getting medical on the line for you. Hurry,

29:01

hurry, hurry! 911, you

29:03

can disconnect. I'm

29:06

trying to get to medical.

29:08

One moment caller. Hurry,

29:11

hurry! One

29:14

moment. Hurry,

29:17

hurry! I'm leaving. Hurry,

29:21

I'm leaving. Hello. Fire

29:24

rescue. Seminole at the medical.

29:26

Seminole tomorrow. Okay. Yeah,

29:30

I literally just got home and

29:35

I'm coming to the room. My jail person was working

29:37

at the computer and she's just like, there's blood

29:39

everywhere. Okay, now I

29:41

did have somebody already called. We do have

29:43

paramedics already on the way. Somebody

29:45

called because I was in the community with her. I

29:49

know, honey, I know. And how

29:51

old is your girlfriend? She's 21 years

29:54

old. She's 21? She doesn't

29:56

have up and a half little days ago because

29:58

there's something wrong with her. her

30:00

stomach. She just left off to my hospital because

30:02

there was no problem. Right now though, is she

30:04

awake? No, she's

30:07

not awake. Is she breathing? Please

30:09

let me know what's going on. Okay, paramedics are

30:11

already on their way. Is she breathing? No,

30:13

I do not feel her heart pumping. No,

30:15

is she breathing? Do you see her

30:18

chest rising? No, she's not.

30:23

Okay, we're gonna do CPR. Okay,

30:25

I'm gonna tell you how to do that, okay?

30:28

Okay, hurry, please, hurry, hurry, please. Is

30:32

there a defibrillator available?

30:34

Can you say it one more time? Is

30:37

there a defibrillator available? I don't

30:39

know what that is, no. Okay, that's fine. What

30:42

you're gonna do is lay her flat on her

30:44

back on the floor, nothing underneath her head. Tell

30:46

me when that's done. On the floor, on

30:48

her back on the floor? Yes, flat

30:50

on her back on the floor, nothing underneath her head. Oh

30:54

my God, that's what it was. I'm

30:57

sorry honey, but we're gonna go ahead and do CPR on

30:59

her. Just let me know when she's flat on her back, on

31:02

the floor. Okay, you're gonna

31:06

place the heel of your hand on her breastbone.

31:09

Put your other hand on top of that hand. You're

31:13

gonna take the heel of your hand, you're

31:15

gonna place it on her

31:17

breastbone, right before between

31:22

the nipples. Put your other hand on

31:24

top of that hand. Let me know when you've

31:26

done this. Okay,

31:28

you're gonna pump her chest

31:30

hard and fast, at least twice per second

31:33

and two and two feet. You're

31:35

gonna let her chest come all the way up

31:37

between the pumps. We're gonna do this until health

31:39

can take over. I want you to count out

31:41

loud with me. Okay, we're gonna do one, two,

31:44

three, four. One,

31:46

two, three, four. One,

31:49

two, three, four. Keep going

31:52

with one, two, three, four. Keep

31:54

that rhythm up like that. Keep

32:00

counting out loud 1,2,3,4 so I

32:02

can make sure you're going fast

32:05

enough. 1,2,3,4

32:08

1,2,3,4

32:11

1,2,3,4

32:14

1,2,3,4

32:17

1,2,3,4

32:20

1,2,3,4

32:23

1,2,3,4!

32:25

I think I'm going to open the door! I

32:30

don't know what happened, I just

32:32

wanted to help, I just came

32:34

through the door. And

32:45

then I walked over here and I see

32:48

her. I

32:52

see him, I see him. I

32:54

got him, I got him. I got him. I got him. I

32:57

got him. I got him. I

32:59

got him. He's on the other end for me. Alright? Can

33:01

you tell me this one called already? Can you tell me

33:03

what? Yeah. Just walk down real quick,

33:05

okay? Can you tell me what happened? Hi, I'm here. Oh

33:08

my god! What the f*** happened? Okay. It's not

33:10

every day when you listen to a 911 call, and

33:12

you're like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You

33:22

listen to a 911 call and

33:25

you get the distinct

33:27

notion that this person

33:29

has truly no idea

33:33

what's happened to the person that's in

33:35

trouble, you know? But

33:37

there's a sense of genuineness, I believe,

33:40

in the way that Vyondre sounds on

33:42

this call that is indistinguishable.

33:45

He doesn't... I

33:48

tried to use my, this time, listening

33:51

to it, I tried to use my

33:53

IzzieGuilty filter, and it

33:55

just never went off, you know?

33:57

No. He was confused.

34:00

Very, very confused. Yeah. I mean, and

34:03

I get that she has to go

34:05

through the steps of trying to revive,

34:07

because that's obviously you want to try

34:09

everything you can, but all

34:13

I kept thinking about is, oh no, it's

34:18

going to look more graphic than it did to

34:20

start. That's all I

34:22

could think about. Yes. And that

34:24

poor guy. I just immediately

34:27

put myself in the shoes of that person

34:30

that's making the phone call and he's doing

34:32

that resuscitation. Yeah. He tried

34:34

his, he was trying his hardest, you know. And you've

34:36

got to get her out of the chair too, because

34:38

she's been propped up in the chair. Also.

34:42

Please just tell me what's wrong. Yeah.

34:44

That's how old did

34:46

they say she was? Did he say 16? She

34:49

was 21 in this regard. Okay.

34:53

So an interesting thing, and you know, I

34:55

don't know. I mean, this is just a

34:57

lens into how journalism works, I guess. But

35:00

so she had a two year old and a one year old. She

35:03

wasn't a teen mom like you would think a

35:05

teen mom of me, but you know, she was

35:07

19 when she had her first kid. And, you

35:09

know, in this day and age, I

35:12

couldn't find you a 19 year old girl that's like, Hey, you

35:14

want to have two kids cranked out before you're 20, 21? They'd

35:18

be like, no, I'm an influencer. I

35:21

don't have time for that. Here's

35:23

the backstory. Here's, here's what had happened.

35:27

The Andre had

35:29

a gun collection and I'll

35:31

just, I'm going to practice it by saying that there's

35:34

nothing anywhere that

35:36

states that his gun collection was

35:39

illicit or illegal or anything of

35:42

that nature. Okay. But he

35:44

had, he had a handful of guns and

35:46

in one particular, he had a

35:48

handgun that he had placed in

35:51

a paw patrol backpack. Oh

35:54

my God. And it was left in

35:56

the room where Shamaya was having her

35:59

zoom call. Her

36:01

two-year-old, seeing the fun little backpack,

36:03

decided to dig in. They

36:07

discovered the gun and the trigger

36:09

was accidentally pulled, and tragically

36:11

the gun was aimed at

36:13

Shemaiah's head when

36:16

it went off. So

36:18

Shemaiah fell backward. Her screen

36:21

was, as the Zoom

36:23

call witnesses stated, painted

36:25

in red.

36:29

It ensued amongst her colleagues, and a

36:31

flurry of 911 calls echoed

36:34

their shock, as we heard. In

36:36

those heart-stopping minutes, Avery

36:38

returned home, only to find

36:40

a scene that would haunt

36:43

him for life. Now, he

36:45

was away at the chiropractor

36:48

when this incident had

36:50

happened, and I don't

36:52

know the good word. I think of

36:54

those kids, though, and he wasn't gone long. He

36:56

was back quickly, or showed

36:58

up around the same time, so I

37:01

think that's a small blessing

37:03

for the kids. Why

37:05

would any gun owner put a gun

37:08

in a Paw Patrol backpack? So

37:10

I have my thoughts on this. I

37:14

initially assumed that it was, I

37:17

thought that it would be a mishandling of

37:19

a gun with a

37:21

child, but I figured maybe it was in

37:24

a nightstand, or on

37:28

a table or something, but in

37:30

a Paw Patrol backpack. So

37:35

here's my thought, and it doesn't

37:37

really line up. It's just a

37:39

random, the only thing I can kind of

37:41

piece together is I have guns, and

37:43

I was thinking to myself, okay, in

37:46

what instance would I put one of

37:48

my guns into a children's backpack? The

37:51

only thing I can think of

37:53

is I would do it strategically,

37:56

because it'd be the last place somebody had looked.

38:00

You're not in a, I mean,

38:02

what kind of neighborhood is this they're living in? Are

38:05

they having regular break-ins? Yeah,

38:08

well, okay, okay. You make a good point,

38:10

and I will say, as a gun owner,

38:13

once you start- First rule

38:15

of thumb as a gun owner is the safety

38:17

of it. Securing

38:19

your guns, right. And securing it. Yeah.

38:23

I'm not an advocate for putting a

38:25

lock on all of them. Sorry,

38:28

that might offend people, but

38:30

there is any gun that

38:32

I'd ever own or anyone ever

38:34

should own should never be anywhere

38:39

that a child can access it. So

38:42

I'm obviously, I have

38:44

guns, and so, but I'm also, I

38:47

would like to say, a responsible

38:49

gun owner. And so

38:52

the dilemma that you have as a gun owner is,

38:54

if you have guns, it's in,

38:58

for me, it's

39:00

either hunting, I've got a couple hunting rifles, and

39:03

the rest of my guns would be for

39:05

self protection or home protection or whatever. I

39:07

might concealed carry, I might have guns at

39:10

home for protection. The

39:14

dilemma is, and this is

39:16

where non-gun owners are like, why would the

39:18

guns be anywhere except for in a safe?

39:20

Well, because if someone

39:23

intrudes into your home and you're like,

39:25

hurry, get the guns. Beep,

39:28

boop, beep, boop, boop. Or twist,

39:30

twist, twist, twist, twist. So the

39:32

dilemma as a gun owner is,

39:34

okay, how do

39:36

I satisfy both problems of making sure

39:38

that my guns are secure, but

39:41

also accessible, which to a non-gun owner would

39:43

be like, those two don't just survive in

39:45

the same sentence, but they can. They do.

39:48

There's a difference between having a trigger lock

39:51

on a gun, which is

39:54

intended like, don't

39:56

use this. This

39:59

isn't a quick. access gun, this is a what

40:01

we call a safe queen, one that goes in

40:03

the safe and probably never comes out, you know,

40:05

except to show your friends or go shooting on

40:07

the range sometime. And

40:10

a functional use gun, which is, okay, so

40:12

how do I make a gun readily accessible,

40:14

but still secure? And there are a lot

40:16

of ways. For example, if I'm in my

40:19

car... Well, we live in 2024, first of

40:21

all. I mean... Yeah,

40:23

there's a ton of ways to do

40:26

it. Like, you can have quick access,

40:28

like thumbprint, or I'm

40:30

only mine, and my wife's thumbprint opens

40:32

the little hidden gun box in

40:34

XYZ room or whatever. So

40:37

there are ways to do it, so you don't have to, like,

40:39

weld the trigger shut, you know. I mean,

40:41

there are ways... Now, in this

40:43

regard, there are a couple problems. One problem, and you

40:45

might have seen this if you've ever watched COPS, is

40:48

when they pull a gun off of

40:50

somebody, they always go, can you clear

40:52

the gun? Right. And what

40:55

that means is one of the police officers has

40:57

to take the gun and do two things. First,

41:00

they have to remove the magazine from

41:02

the gun, and then

41:04

they look at the magazine and they see whether or not

41:06

there's bullets in it, and if there are rounds in it,

41:08

then they put that to the side, and then they

41:11

rack the slide on

41:13

the gun, and if it ejects around,

41:15

that means that the gun was hot.

41:17

It was ready to fire, and

41:20

that is condition one, which

41:22

is what they call condition one, which

41:24

is that gun, all you do

41:26

is pull the trigger. It may have a safety on the gun,

41:29

but in some cases, the gun itself has built-in

41:32

safeties. So,

41:38

the reason they do that is because

41:40

if you don't pop the magazine out

41:42

first and you rack the slide, racking

41:45

the slide charges around into the chamber,

41:47

so you don't know if you just

41:49

charged around from the magazine or

41:52

if there was already one in there, and so

41:54

to be safe, they pull the magazine and then they

41:56

clear the chamber, and then they can tell you Whether

41:58

or not. His

42:01

gun that was in the power

42:03

patrol backpack was not only a

42:05

didn't have not only didn't does

42:07

have active rounds in the magazines

42:09

but it had one in the

42:11

chamber. And. Again, he

42:13

goes back to responsible gun

42:15

ownership. Yes, that's. Isn't.

42:17

As I still it's people get

42:19

their feathers ruffled, or it's controversial

42:22

conversation about gun ownership and. Said.

42:24

We have emerged, should we not and. The.

42:27

Idea l com sound to. You.

42:30

Are taking possession of this year. Response

42:32

for it's just like a car, you

42:34

drive a deadly weapon every single day.

42:36

You. Don't get it and say it's is is

42:38

gonna. Miss. Fire and run

42:40

off the road. Know you. Know irresponsible

42:43

car owner and you do you you. You

42:45

maintain your car, he make sure that it

42:47

safe and then at all the occupants are

42:49

safe and it's the same thing with you.

42:51

Don't. Store a hot gun in a

42:53

paw patrol backpack. Exactly if

42:55

somebody had said to me. Okay,

42:58

let's say you gotta have a gun in a

43:00

pop, a troll backpack. Could. You

43:02

make it safe I would say yes

43:04

you you what you would do is

43:06

one you would separate the magazine from

43:08

the gun. You would make sure that

43:10

there is no round in it and

43:12

if you wanna be completely. One

43:15

hundred percent positive the deck on couldn't

43:17

be used It in a in, in,

43:19

in an accidental or intentional way, You.

43:21

Put a trigger lock on it and

43:24

that's a series of the cable that

43:26

goes through this the trigger guard of

43:28

the gun and then there's a t

43:30

that actually lox that table in there

43:33

so that the trigger itself can't be

43:35

depressed far enough tax loophole and and

43:37

fire around so. I have to

43:39

also says a. Gun. Owner myself

43:41

the age as your kids'

43:44

age. When. My kids. Bird.

43:46

Newborn one to exploring.

43:49

We had tighter. But

43:52

that sounds bad. but. There's. Different precautions

43:54

once they're older. eight nine

43:56

ten he had those responsible conversations

43:58

with them, like my son is

44:00

very well educated on gun safety

44:02

and what they use

44:05

and when you use it and who teaches you

44:07

and I mean extensive. But

44:10

then your protocol

44:14

around the house kind of may change. But when you

44:16

have a one and a two year old, that

44:20

just, I'm confused,

44:22

yeah. So

44:24

in our house, because we had little rug

44:26

rats and our kids are younger, even if

44:29

they're older, this is

44:31

just what I've decided. So we have

44:33

gun boxes. They're literally made by, well,

44:35

they used to be, the brand was

44:37

Gunbox, I think it's Conig now, K-O-N-I-G,

44:39

but they have biometric boxes

44:42

and they're just these little, they're attractive, they're

44:44

little black, little black sleek

44:47

looking boxes and we have

44:49

a couple and our valuables are

44:51

in them. So I might have a

44:53

couple extra credit cards in one

44:56

with some cash and my ring to

44:58

let me into

45:01

the secret combination

45:03

booth down at the local

45:07

Jihadi temple. I

45:10

made that up. I thought you were

45:12

going to say like a secret society,

45:14

but yeah. Yeah, cult. Oh wait,

45:16

I'm all right. But anyway,

45:18

so biometrics, right? So they do make things

45:20

so that it's readily accessible. If I put

45:22

my fingerprint on it, also it's got a

45:24

keypad on it. So I can type, type,

45:26

type really quick, even in the dark. I

45:29

know what I'm doing. And then

45:31

I've got access to something that my kids wouldn't. Another

45:34

fear is not just your

45:36

kids, but like I think about the cousins

45:38

that come over, the neighbor kids

45:40

that come over. I

45:42

haven't educated those kids. I don't know

45:44

what their background is. You

45:47

have to be in the

45:49

most cautious way possible. Like

45:52

anyway, go ahead. No, it's extensive

45:55

too. And I think about that

45:57

too, like there was a time where I kind of

45:59

had the run. through that scenario in my head, I'm

46:01

like, okay, Sam's bringing a lot of skate park kids

46:03

over. How's my house? Yeah,

46:05

I don't leave my drugs laying around. Yeah.

46:08

Like a lot of these safes or the

46:10

gun boxes, they've got a little connection

46:13

on the back of it so that you can connect

46:16

a leash to it, so you could bolt

46:18

it to your nightstand, so

46:22

somebody can't just come pick up your safe or your gun

46:24

box. So there's a lot of

46:27

safety measures. Some people

46:29

might argue, just don't have guns and

46:31

that's your prerogative. Okay,

46:33

so here's how

46:36

things went. Initially, one of the coworkers

46:38

who was on the Zoom call with

46:40

Shammiah Lynn reportedly told a 911 dispatcher,

46:42

as we heard, I don't

46:44

know where to begin, but I'm on a live call with

46:47

a company. We just got hired

46:49

and one of the girls just passed out.

46:51

She's bleeding. We heard a loud kaboom and

46:53

then she leaned back and we just got

46:55

blood from her face. In

46:58

an observation about the toddler, a coworker described

47:00

seeing Shammiah's toddler in the background of the

47:02

video, noting, they're just jumping on the bed

47:04

without a shirt on and looked

47:07

like he was wearing only a diaper. Co-workers

47:11

explained that a man later identified as

47:13

Vyondre Avery entered the view of the

47:16

computer screen about three to five minutes

47:18

after they heard the loud noise and

47:20

lost contact with Shammiah. Now,

47:23

going back to how we started this

47:25

episode, I think it's important as it's

47:28

journalistic integrity to ask, is

47:30

there a possibility, we need to just rule this out,

47:32

is there a possibility that this baby was a possible

47:34

hitman? And I can tell you unequivocally no. Okay,

47:36

let's just, if you're wondering that, the answer is no.

47:39

Okay? I'm glad we cleared that up.

47:42

Yeah, Jess's face just said to me

47:44

that was tasteless. So that was producer

47:46

Jess using her face to

47:48

express what she now can express on

47:50

the microphone, but still sometimes chooses to

47:53

use her face instead of the mic.

47:56

So for that, I apologize, Jess, but

47:59

we can rule it out. him out. He's not a hitman. Beyondre

48:02

Avery, the investigation

48:04

unfolded, revealing kind of

48:06

the bitter truth as a loaded handgun

48:08

and a Paw Patrol backpack, child's

48:11

innocent curiosity, turned

48:13

into a lethal situation. Avery

48:17

obviously was instantly confronted

48:19

by a grave error that

48:22

he made in firearm safety, and

48:25

he faced the full weight of

48:27

the law in this case. He

48:29

was charged with negligent man slaughter

48:32

and failure to secure, store

48:34

a firearm. He was enveloped in

48:37

a legal nightmare. His life shackled

48:39

to the consequences of this

48:41

moment of oversight and

48:44

a sentence of five years probation

48:46

and a driver's license suspension was

48:48

to be his

48:51

charge. And

48:53

so that's hung over his

48:55

head now because of

48:58

just a little, just not

49:01

securing it well enough. I mean... That's

49:05

just completely irresponsible.

49:11

So a question to ask then, and this is

49:13

another one, maybe not

49:15

as burning of a question as the

49:17

baby hitman question, but I do feel

49:19

it's salient, is was

49:22

it a registered firearm? So here's

49:24

the thing with the charges that

49:26

they were leading toward manslaughter and

49:28

that there wasn't any mention of

49:31

the firearm's registered status. Because there

49:33

isn't any confirmation of it in

49:35

any of the proceedings or

49:38

anything like that. There wasn't one. But it

49:41

makes me believe that the firearm was

49:43

most likely registered to him legally. Because

49:45

in many cases, the use of an

49:47

illegal firearm would have bolted on additional,

49:50

either aggravated or elements to

49:52

the charge. If

49:54

they were at all at the disposal of the prosecution,

49:57

it would have been leveraged. Okay,

50:01

so the aftermath, I mean,

50:03

as you can imagine, was

50:06

tragic. You've got

50:08

Shemaia's two children, Viandree, Jr.,

50:12

and Royale, or Royale. There's a

50:14

little oomlout over the E on

50:16

the end. There's an E on

50:18

the end of Royal, to begin

50:20

with. So it's either Royale or

50:22

Royale, I'm not sure. Ages

50:25

one and two. Now

50:27

in the care of family. Alicia

50:29

Davis, Shemaia's mother, became a vessel

50:32

of strength. Her

50:36

words were a poignant reminder of

50:39

the void that Shemaia left. She

50:42

set up a GoFundMe to help basically

50:45

just cover the

50:47

basics that she needed to just

50:50

get going with, yeah,

50:52

supporting the kids. And

50:57

she was blessed to generate

50:59

through the benevolence

51:02

of others a couple thousand dollars

51:04

towards their

51:08

maintenance, I guess. So

51:11

it's a grim reminder

51:14

that you

51:17

can't be flippant with your firearms.

51:21

And two-year-olds. Yeah.

51:23

Oh, how

51:28

about a happy ending? That

51:30

would be great. Yeah, especially

51:32

after that. We need to walk it

51:34

off. All right, well, this

51:37

one is... I

51:40

didn't even know this was a thing, to

51:42

be honest, but... That could be a lot of things.

51:46

I know a

51:48

lot of things, but this one I didn't know.

51:51

But apparently it's pretty common, what

51:54

we're about to talk about. But

51:57

A man called 911... In

52:00

because he says his wife

52:02

was get this sexually assaulted.

52:06

By. Yes, Yes! Squirting.

52:09

Water from a doll at a

52:11

hibachi restaurant. Naga more detail on

52:13

this. What are you sir? This

52:15

is a happy ending. Is

52:17

that? It's.

52:20

I shouldn't be laughing because he says

52:23

sexually assaulted and. Ah,

52:26

what is this say? saying trust

52:28

first and. Believe. In

52:31

a Believer. Go ahead. So.

52:35

A Maybe Allegedly I'll say that

52:38

allegedly sexually assaulted. This is all

52:40

happening in the moment To: so

52:42

he's. Announcing her sexual

52:44

assault on the nine one one

52:46

entered their in the hibachi restaurants

52:48

sell sell sell going down a

52:51

real types be ready for brain

52:53

ready here the sun. Am.

52:55

Ready. Here.

52:58

We. Go. Able

53:01

to monitor months or toward airports

53:03

or twice over there was sobbing

53:05

Japanese or else over seventy eight.

53:09

Murfreesboro. Serve

53:12

or share of hair that was during

53:14

our may all be under the mail

53:16

order to settle for too tall for

53:18

this pantheon and a shop water or

53:20

my wife out of it. Is

53:23

a search for sought to give my wife.

53:28

Totally disrespectful. Almonds okay our our

53:30

as chef arrested for some solace

53:32

or so ago I have about

53:34

our jobs are not for i'm

53:36

not from to the seas are

53:38

about to the sea levels of

53:40

insects or feather as oversaw parasite

53:43

surfer ambulance or it's and will

53:45

happen target at the end of

53:47

the me all they want to

53:49

chef for doctors size six or

53:51

seven it's outdoor. Air

53:54

France or down and it's shot water

53:56

on my wife out of it. Sure

54:02

added and not worry as a chef

54:04

that was cookie or meal. At

54:07

the end of the meal. Theater.

54:12

An old all feel. it all

54:14

added advantage consider sexual assault. he

54:16

both it all out on a

54:18

bow and for the me my

54:20

life and the my superior to

54:23

my kids into my grandkids. Okay.

54:26

Salt water on my was out of his. Okay

54:29

now into to the Texas at his

54:31

sexual assault. Or

54:39

pursuers don't want to see arrested for

54:42

since. Also. with

54:45

the phone number of humor to answer. Number

54:47

of. Gosh

54:51

darn the restaurant Are you? I doubt

54:53

you far away from outside. It's my

54:55

fourth oxide. Speaking to the management about

54:57

it. didn't do anything about it's okay.

54:59

what are you going to be? We

55:01

named. Him

55:04

as a as. A rental for

55:06

secrets or something zones, a black

55:08

spots on country. Are.

55:14

Much nicer my family over to across

55:16

the highway to the. Game

55:19

Blaze and I came by to

55:21

lead up to their management about

55:23

it a in a lot of

55:25

what other a good author or

55:27

a serial. Killer

55:32

was ah Japanese. I'll have enough

55:34

zone way of it's. Arguably the to

55:36

answer. You very much.

55:39

I can. Say.

55:43

He can said i didn't know

55:46

she's. Never been to Hibachi. I

55:49

spend who buys unit had the

55:51

whole vote Chino And you know

55:53

there's something sweet the two to

55:56

three years through sleep in people's

55:58

mouths and yeah, The Wizard:

56:00

Their wizards with an egg. I know

56:02

else but I've never seen like. I

56:05

can't wrap my head around. Why

56:08

there would be a doll that

56:10

has water in it and it's

56:13

peering out of it's genitals? How

56:15

that. The. How that connects?

56:18

To hub the hibachi cooking. it's i

56:21

don't. Have we have

56:23

easily have a different experience in our

56:25

area. Baby, it's.

56:29

Little more p d at your habits

56:31

see eye to the or Alps Like

56:33

I didn't know why any of of

56:35

have to be anything other than Pc.

56:37

That's what I didn't understand. It

56:39

made it's. like a true it's. A. Customer

56:42

something? I don't know, but it did

56:44

happen to my son like years ago

56:46

and every time we go now. He's

56:49

eight now so every time he we go

56:51

he's like are they. Can have the

56:53

peeing bottle to some places have

56:55

were sorts water guess at then

56:57

to places where. Had like. This.

57:00

Too long. To.

57:02

That. Sought out of the go out

57:05

of his penis added the the dolls

57:07

looks like Pierre. So it like

57:09

it rolled back up in size when the

57:11

guy squeezed. is it like sought out like

57:13

you are gonna get wet. But

57:16

oh. Let's pretend like those

57:18

like those ketchup and mustard bottles

57:20

with the yarn in it. I've

57:22

also been to one. That

57:24

had just that two and a bottle.

57:27

That. Days Okay made it seem like they

57:29

were squirting sauce on. And they normally do

57:31

it to the kids and I think because

57:33

needed a think it's any. i've

57:36

seen videos like viral videos of like

57:38

the chefs is like squirting water stream

57:41

into like a lady's mouth and then

57:43

seek a gets all like erotic in

57:45

see sykes dancing walls get the it's

57:47

all over chest and her husband is

57:50

like okay guys this enough okay cool

57:52

that's it's but i did but the

57:54

he must be tradition i'd be really

57:56

interested maybe i should have done a

57:58

little research on where this comes

58:01

from, but it seems like an

58:03

element of the show. It's like

58:05

a lack of research. No,

58:08

no, it's like a one

58:11

of the acts in the hibachi show type

58:13

of thing. I'd be interested in its origins.

58:15

It feels like it's either its origins

58:19

come from 1950s Americana, because

58:22

that would make sense. Or it's

58:24

a Japanese thing, which

58:26

also or a pedophile or a

58:28

pedi. I

58:31

need answers, but all right. So

58:33

here's what the officer said. The officer actually

58:36

wrote in his report, quote,

58:38

I observed the toy to have

58:40

no penis and

58:42

just a hole for the water to shoot out.

58:45

The caller stated, quote, just because somebody

58:47

cut off a piece of plastic, it

58:50

doesn't mean that it's okay. This

58:52

has to have, don't try this in 2024 because

58:54

it is okay. Don't,

58:59

you're going down the wrong road if you say

59:01

that. He says, doesn't change the fact that you're

59:03

getting peed on. So

59:06

my question is this, here's another question

59:09

I have is I can't

59:11

see the chef going

59:14

just randomly, he's like cooking rice and

59:16

he's doing all the things, techa, techa,

59:18

techa, and doing the whole dance. Suddenly

59:20

he just picks up a doll and

59:22

randomly just squirts somebody in the face.

59:25

They have to be interested in a

59:27

willing participant, right? Like I

59:29

said, I think it's an act in the show and probably I

59:32

assume the chef like just kind of feels

59:34

out what person's having the most fun, you

59:37

know? What person feels, he feels out

59:39

which person wants to get peed on. This is

59:41

the vibe, I guess. Well, like it's like

59:43

when they do the shrimp, you know, they toss everyone

59:46

shrimp, but then they always pick one person

59:48

to do like the rapid fire. Yeah.

59:50

Yes. Where they do like 10 shrimp

59:52

back to back. Right. And the

59:54

chef has to kind of feel out like, okay,

59:56

what person do I think is

59:59

down to do that? Is this person

1:00:01

has a shell fish allergy.

1:00:03

In. My case, it was my. Five

1:00:05

year old kid. So when your kid

1:00:07

got peed on I can't believe I

1:00:09

just said that sets and that we're

1:00:11

not talking about a crime says awful

1:00:13

when your kids up here on was

1:00:16

there preparation like a kid the only

1:00:18

appeared on and he's a girl. A

1:00:21

joke was. Like what has

1:00:23

happened kind of thing. Like oh my gosh, I got water.

1:00:25

Only teaches squirted me with something yet

1:00:27

we didn't realize I don't. Think. See

1:00:29

was like a safe sex size

1:00:31

maybe And up the he realized

1:00:34

until afterwards that it was a

1:00:36

little man low they could new

1:00:38

hey man. As soon. This

1:00:40

so pants pulled down since I didn't

1:00:42

know that this is a thing to

1:00:44

the point where I did Axel I

1:00:47

did some research because well. Thanks.

1:00:49

To our researcher Rachel Rachel Spillovers.

1:00:52

I have some more meat on

1:00:54

the bone. Have wrong terminology may

1:00:56

be on this though. She

1:00:59

sent me a link to

1:01:01

a Walmart product that you

1:01:03

can buy is called it

1:01:05

is. This doll is though

1:01:07

we p the we've we've

1:01:09

squirting boy for for hibachi.

1:01:11

It's not just like it

1:01:13

is specific. A pig doll

1:01:16

for hibachi. it says you glide Walmart Nine

1:01:18

thousand forty five cents. Here's.

1:01:20

The description. Fill. Up

1:01:22

the base with water. Them. Pull

1:01:24

down the shorts and get

1:01:27

ready for a steady stream

1:01:29

of laughter. Each piece in

1:01:31

colorful printed box here. the

1:01:33

smart review left. Killer.

1:01:35

May vary. Also,

1:01:39

I mean they didn't say that size may

1:01:41

vary. They were very specific. You're looking at

1:01:43

seven and a half inches. I think that's

1:01:46

the doll height. I don't think that's the.

1:01:49

unit. The genitals size.

1:01:53

ah it also okay got

1:01:55

top reviews from customers here's

1:01:58

what oh also awesome quick

1:02:00

before the reviews. There's a choking

1:02:02

hazard on the on

1:02:04

the on the Facebook, oh no,

1:02:07

on the Walmart product page. It

1:02:09

says choking hazard notice for children

1:02:12

under the age of three. It

1:02:14

contains what are more of the

1:02:16

following items, marbles, small

1:02:19

balls, or small

1:02:21

parts. I was like, you can't

1:02:23

make this up, but I

1:02:25

wish they had and it wasn't real, but it is. Got

1:02:28

a five star review. Quote, my

1:02:30

kids love it. It's so much

1:02:32

fun. It shoots the pee pretty

1:02:34

far, but

1:02:37

not everybody's a fan. There was a two star

1:02:39

review. So cute, but

1:02:41

cheap. So cute, but

1:02:44

cheap. Obviously this is cheap,

1:02:46

but I was really disappointed

1:02:48

that the shorts cracked only

1:02:51

after a month. Two questions.

1:02:54

How are you pulling down the shorts and they

1:02:56

still crack? Like, what are the shorts made of?

1:02:58

And two, how many times

1:03:00

are you having hibachi in a month?

1:03:03

If you're wearing out this doll, this

1:03:05

peeing doll. Three, who's

1:03:08

eating hibachi with you so much that

1:03:10

you can keep using this as a

1:03:12

gimmick and it's, it's entertaining. Like there's,

1:03:16

I have so many

1:03:19

questions. I have so

1:03:21

many questions. It's clearly a

1:03:23

thing. I need

1:03:26

to, I think I need to go back to

1:03:28

hibachi and see if somebody pulls out their wiener

1:03:30

doll and tries to pee on my

1:03:32

wife. So circling back

1:03:34

to the 911 call, it

1:03:37

wasn't deemed as sexual assault. So,

1:03:39

you know, the chef wasn't arrested.

1:03:41

Also, to my knowledge, there

1:03:44

has not been a, an open dialogue

1:03:46

that we've had to open up about

1:03:48

is this sexual harassment taking place? Nobody's

1:03:51

doing a dateline special on this right

1:03:53

now. So it seems like we're all

1:03:55

still cool with it. So that's a thing. But

1:03:58

yeah, no, that guy was, think frustrated.

1:04:01

I don't know. You don't hear

1:04:03

on the 911 call from his

1:04:05

wife. Was she frustrated or

1:04:08

was she cool? That's another part I'd

1:04:10

like to see. Because that

1:04:12

either adds to his chauvinism that

1:04:15

somebody else was peeing in his wife's mouth and

1:04:17

damn it, I don't care if you liked it.

1:04:20

Janice, I'm calling 911 because

1:04:23

you don't do that

1:04:25

in a marriage. Or was she like,

1:04:27

oh my goodness, I'm disgusted, Randall. Call

1:04:29

911. I need more information. Yeah.

1:04:34

But I don't have it. And so you don't have it. Oh,

1:04:38

man. Well, this has been weird. It's

1:04:41

been weird. It's been good from the

1:04:43

standpoint that the 911 call and the happy ending this

1:04:46

time I felt were some real gems. And

1:04:49

we have to thank Rachel Spillish for

1:04:51

this, our researcher. She's coming up with

1:04:53

some gold lately in 911 calls like

1:04:55

this. Ben's

1:04:58

wild ride. The

1:05:00

wheelchair guy. That's

1:05:02

great. I mean, there's

1:05:04

been some good stuff. So thanks, Rachel Spillish, for

1:05:07

the research on this. What

1:05:09

else can I tell you? Writing, script

1:05:12

writing, and done by

1:05:15

the operator and chat GPT, the

1:05:20

show crafting, the mastering, mastermind

1:05:23

behind it, the operator. I'm trying to

1:05:25

think who else is involved with this

1:05:27

show. Hosts

1:05:30

are the operator and Jess.

1:05:34

Chase does some things on the show. It's all

1:05:36

behind the scenes. So it's not really that big

1:05:38

of a deal, but he just edits the whole

1:05:40

entire show and makes it sound good. It's not

1:05:42

that big of a deal. Really. He's all behind

1:05:44

the scenes. So I guess thanks to

1:05:46

Chase. Well,

1:05:51

no, thank you, Chase. Are you

1:05:53

done now? I think I am. That's all I've

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got. If

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you like us, five star. do

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five stars and then give us whatever review you

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app of choice. You can go to 1159 plus.com

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and support us there

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as well. We really do appreciate it and it helps

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us pay the bills and

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keeps me getting out of bed every day

1:06:33

and you keep

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food on Jason's table. So

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hugs everybody.

1:06:41

Bye. I

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came from a low income family that

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was struggling. You see how hard life

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can get. GCD became a part of

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my life because I don't want

1:07:13

my family to fall back into that. I never

1:07:16

thought education would take me this far. I'm

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still young. I still have a lot to

1:07:20

do in my life and you just want

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to get things done the way I want

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with a good education under me. I'm

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Stacy and Grand Canyon University helped me

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find my purpose.