Barney just about fits in time into his busy schedule of working for MI5 and getting drunk to record the new podcast. David gets a shock health warning and listener Ben needs some advice when it comes to lying about your age.

I've got 99 problems and high expectations is 1

May 9th, 2021 31m 55s

This week Barney is back! The boys discuss Barney's new apartment and job before offering their advice on what to do when you have high expectations with British boys.

I've got 99 problems and finding Barney Meek is 1

May 2nd, 2021 3m 39s

We've lost..... Barney. David hops on to give you all the details of where it all went wrong this week.

I've got 99 problems and post pandemic dating is 1

Apr 25th, 2021 42m 6s

This week David is the one with the problem. Barney takes a look over his profile on dating apps Tinder and Bumble to help him get back on the dating scene post pandemic. Elsewhere, Barney gets a haircut, visits a pub and hires a personal styli

I've got 99 problems and too many Matts is 1

Apr 18th, 2021 28m 50s

This week David and Barney catch up with the latest things in the world and help listener Matt with his work dilemma.

I've got 99 problems and the rule of six is 1

Apr 11th, 2021 35m 31s

This week Barney goes off on another largely irrelevant rant and the boys help listener George on how to get his group of 8 friends down to 6 for the grand re-opening of the pubs across the UK.

I've got 99 problems and a cruel April fools joke is 1

Apr 4th, 2021 31m 41s

This week David and Barney finally earn some money from this podcast!! APRIL FOOLS!! We're still skint and we talk about farting, an as yet unknown side effect of the pandemic and how much it would cost to hire a goat for a zoom meeting. It rea

I've got 99 problems and a nosy landlord is 1

Mar 28th, 2021 41m 7s

This week David and Barney catch up scraping the barrel to find highlights of their respective weeks in a global pandemic. Barney admits he’s embarrassed of this podcast and the boys offer their advice on how to deal with a nosy landlord.

I've got 99 problems and a ganglion cyst is 1

Mar 22nd, 2021 31m 44s

This week, Barney provides a full medical update, there is some vaccination news and the boys answer the question, should you do up your top button for a passport photo? That’s right, Tan France, eat your heart out x

I've got 99 problems and numbing my face is 1

Mar 15th, 2021 31m 17s

In this week's podcast, David has accidentally numbed his entire face. Barney has a special feline guest on and the boys try to solve the age old problem of people who only talk about themselves.

I've got 99 problems and a fake gps locator is 1

Mar 8th, 2021 45m 49s

This week David and Barney talk about new hobbies to fill their time during a global pandemic and the Mars Perseverance Rover. That’s right, they talked about Space and for a moment it was vaguely intellectual. The boys also offer their advice

I've got 99 problems and driving a train is 1

Mar 1st, 2021 41m 36s

This week David takes a trip down memory lane by shooting waves of zombies. Barney learns what it takes to be a train driver and they both try and give advice on a good yearbook quote.

I've got 99 problems and my next tattoo is 1

Feb 22nd, 2021 26m 35s

David and Barney couldn’t afford to buy enough minutes for a full episode so it’s a short one this week #pandemicproblems. The boys discuss, murder mystery zoom nights, reality tv and a listener with a tattoo related question.

I've got 99 problems and a well landscaped lady garden is 1

Feb 15th, 2021 1h 6m

This week we’re joined by Adam from @SHODCAST. We discuss reality tv shows from Naked Attraction to Sex Box and answer your real 2021 life problems, like, how do you find love in a global pandemic? Find @Shodcasters on Instagram and Twitter or

I've got 99 problems and learning a language is 1

Feb 8th, 2021 44m 53s

This week David and Barney discuss language learning, property tv shows and offer their advice on ways to wake up earlier. Have a problem and need some advice? Email us at 99probspodcast@gmail com

I've got 99 problems and micro sucking is 1

Feb 1st, 2021 41m 15s

We’re back for series 2! This week David and Barney discuss David’s guest (shambolic) appearance on another podcast, Barney has an ear problem and we help listener Alice who is concerned about her increasing screen time.

I've got 99 problems and a Christmas Special is 1

Dec 24th, 2020 37m 57s

It’s our Christmas Special! Barney talks traditions around the world and David cracks some terrible jokes. In what’s been a terrible year, we’d like to dedicate this special episode to the National Elf Service. No prizes for guessing who writes

I've got 99 problems and accidental shoplifting is 1

Dec 21st, 2020 42m 44s

This week, David and Barney talk serious (and now out of date) Coronavirus news. But don’t fear, it very quickly all turns to nonsense again when David talks speech impediments and listener Jason needs help with an IKEA related dilemma.

I've got 99 problems and my girlfriend’s floordrobe is 1

Dec 14th, 2020 42m 56s

It’s the penultimate episode of series 1 and the boys have more advent calendar news and answer the common 21st century problem of, what should you do if your girlfriend is leaving your bedroom like a bomb site?

I've got 99 problems and Jeff Bezos coming down my chimney is 1

Dec 7th, 2020 34m 20s

This week David and Barney discuss the conspiracy theory that Amazon’s Jeff Bezos could be the actual Santa Clause and ask are advent calendars just for kids?

I've got 99 problems and proposing to my girlfriend is 1

Nov 30th, 2020 37m 39s

This week the boys catch up and dissect more of your 21st century problems. David falls in love again and listener Greg needs some advice when it comes to proposing to his girlfriend.

I've got 99 problems and turning 23 is 1

Nov 23rd, 2020 36m 3s

It's David's birthday episode, the boys debrief his party from the night before and look back on the very non-event that is his birthday in years gone by. A wifi man complains about a coffee and we have another Onlyfans dilemma to dissect.

I've got 99 problems and seeing my first vagina is 1

Nov 16th, 2020 40m 51s

In this episode, David and Barney discuss the controversial tv show Naked Attraction from this week and David buys his first houseplant as he moves in to his new apartment. Oh yeah and they also offer some advice to more listener problems.