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required. Terms and conditions apply if rated PG. Hello
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and welcome back to the Abroad in Japan podcast. Probably
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the best way of learning about life in Japan without
1:25
actually being in Japan. I'm your host Chris Baudin. We're
1:27
joined as always by England's top Japan
1:29
enthusiast back fresh from his holiday, Mr.
1:32
Pete Dolson himself. Pete, how are
1:34
you doing? You look thoroughly tanned. Oh
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I don't feel fresh Chris. I
1:39
was up rather late last night knowing
1:41
full well I had to do this podcast
1:44
and also play an 11 side football match.
1:46
I was up quite late last night with
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the neighbors watching Eurovision. Are you familiar with
1:50
Eurovision? Is Eurovision a thing over
1:52
in Japan? Do people talk about Eurovision?
1:54
I think the best thing about moving
1:56
to Japan is you never hear about
1:58
the Eurovision song contest ever. I
2:01
was never that big on it. I always felt...
2:04
No, me neither to be honest, but I
2:06
think when you get to my age you
2:08
really have to find the social occasions where
2:10
you can really and get
2:12
involved. Look, I don't understand
2:15
it. I don't understand why people
2:17
get excited about it. I find
2:19
all of the music pretty tawdry
2:21
and crap. But there's something
2:24
quintessentially. During the TV show in the
2:26
1990s called Going for
2:28
Gold, it was on 1pm
2:30
on BBC2,
2:33
one of our many five channels
2:36
back in the day that we had on
2:38
terrestrial television. It was basically a set of
2:41
people from the Netherlands
2:43
and Sweden and
2:45
Germany. They would answer questions.
2:47
It was all very polite and all
2:49
very pro-Euro and
2:52
positive and fun and
2:55
kitsch and kooky. That's
2:58
why I like
3:00
that side of Eurovision even though I
3:02
really don't care about the music or
3:04
the people or the
3:07
mania. If you watch any of
3:09
the BBC channels over here, people get very
3:11
excited about Eurovision. I don't really know why.
3:13
But I do enjoy the camaraderie and the
3:15
people being quite jingling and
3:17
fuking about the French. I'm bloody recent.
3:21
Surely good stuff. But no, I
3:23
remember the good old Eurovision contest.
3:25
I don't remember anyone
3:28
who's ever won it from the UK because
3:30
I don't think they ever did. I remember
3:32
being bitter that the UK was always like
3:35
people were biased in Europe and they never
3:37
voted for the UK. Yeah.
3:40
England. I tell you what, I
3:42
went to a Eurovision party. I don't actually know who won. I
3:44
went to bed. I was tired. It
3:46
was a long, long drive back
3:48
from my holidays. But yeah,
3:50
we managed to get down to... I can't remember
3:53
where we went. What's the bottom left
3:55
hand corner? Where's nuking? What's nuking? Cornwall?
3:57
Yeah, it's a bit of nuking. There
4:01
draw my way to new key and back and
4:03
yes think the car I imported from Japan was
4:05
absolutely fine It was even though there was a
4:07
couple of engine lights on and there has been
4:10
since I got it It
4:12
got me there got me back with
4:14
a with a modicum of fuss. So
4:16
well done the Toyota Incorporated
4:18
companies that created that car because it
4:20
got us there got us home No
4:23
fuss, but that's a good old 20th century keeps
4:25
on going I mean, you know if your cars
4:27
over 10 years old, there's always gonna be one
4:29
light on somewhere I mean, but I had a
4:32
my first car was a Fiat Pinto and there was
4:34
always a red light on for low oil or something
4:36
Right, just put the oil in the car some oil
4:38
and Chris. I mean that that one's a simple one.
4:40
I would say My dad
4:43
bought it for me It's like
4:45
my first car it cost a hundred pounds from
4:47
a scrap Scrapyard, and
4:49
we went in a scrapyard and the man was like there's
4:51
a thing over there. You can drive that I
4:56
like that you could I like that you've continued this
4:58
throughout your career. You were literally buying like a
5:00
boxy little care car Yeah That
5:04
I go over there, but I remember getting
5:06
it was a it was a fit punter It
5:08
was very rickety was smashed to pieces and it
5:10
was just dangerous It was a diesel engine from
5:12
like 1996 or something I
5:15
started up to start the car you had to
5:17
turn the key and wait five seconds for the
5:20
engine to heat up And like a
5:22
little light would come on It's like heating up
5:24
engine now And then you could turn the ignition
5:26
and it would come into life and it sounded
5:28
like a truck it was like It
5:31
was really like stupidly loud agricultural. I
5:33
think the word is yeah, it was a
5:35
bit like a tractor he used to Do
5:38
your fucking killer your land shouldn't be driving it
5:41
for fun and then meanwhile my girlfriend at the
5:43
time who was You
5:45
know who had a good dad He
5:48
bought like the greatest rental Cleo
5:50
a nice Swanky rental
5:52
which was really nice and pristine
5:54
and safe and had airbags I
5:57
don't think the fit print. Oh had an airbag so much as
5:59
like a broken uncovered that would fly open
6:01
if you break suddenly in the car.
6:03
It probably inflicted damage. It had air.
6:06
It had air. But
6:08
after a year, and I think it was kind of like
6:10
a test, a test to see if
6:13
I could keep the car and not crash it. Because
6:15
a lot of my friends, you know, I don't know
6:17
if it's just a UK thing, but a
6:19
lot of people crash in their first or second
6:21
year, like statistically quite a high proportion
6:23
of drivers, young drivers, crash in the first two
6:25
years. I knew quite a few people that did
6:28
crash their swanky boy racer cars. I didn't crash
6:30
mine. And then I got an upgrade to
6:32
a Vauxhall Vector, which you won't know what
6:34
that is to most listeners, but it's a
6:36
car that David Brent drives in the office.
6:38
And I felt like David Brent. And it
6:40
wasn't much better. It was released in Japan
6:42
as the English shitbag. But
6:45
to our Japan listeners. But interestingly,
6:47
we bought the Fiat Punto for 100 quid from the scrapyard.
6:50
And we took it back at the end of the year
6:52
and we're like, you can have it back now. And he's
6:54
like, I'll give you 50 quid for it. I
6:59
do like when dad sort of get
7:01
you stuff like that. They just want
7:03
to see you because you can kind of like
7:06
all he needs you to see you doing
7:08
is on one Sunday afternoon,
7:10
giving it a little wash, lifting
7:13
up the bonnet
7:16
and just pouring a bit of oil in
7:18
and taking care of it. Dad's are so
7:20
easy to please in that. If
7:22
there are any younger listeners listening, just
7:25
do something like that and your dad
7:27
will get you a better car, I'm
7:29
sure, because you are proving to him
7:32
that you care about things and you're
7:34
not, you know, you don't think everything
7:36
is disposable. They just need that little
7:38
bit of kind of thought and attention
7:40
to something they bought you. And it
7:42
will just play along for
7:44
a bit. Just play along for a
7:47
bit. It's great. This car. I like
7:49
how the windows don't go down and
7:51
how it has one gear, even its
7:53
manual. I quite like buying rickety old
7:55
cars and driving around. When I moved
7:57
to Japan, I got a Nissan Micra.
8:00
and rented it and it cost like $400 a month
8:03
and I was getting completely robbed by this transact.
8:05
I don't know why I agreed to it. Teacher
8:07
helped me get my car. It was nice
8:10
to drive for massively expensive and like a
8:12
quarter of my salary was going on this
8:14
fucking rental. And so my
8:16
friend sold me his Toyota
8:19
Starlet which was even more
8:21
rickety than the Fiat Punta. But
8:23
because it was a Toyota, dating back
8:25
to around the time you got your Toyota, like 1995
8:27
model, it just
8:30
kept going and it was indestructible. No
8:32
matter what you did to it, and again the oil light
8:34
was on the entire time, it just kept
8:36
going. And I eventually gave it to
8:38
my good friend Yuki, like a Japanese millionaire, and
8:41
rather than scrap it, he spent like 10
8:43
grand fixing it up and fixing the air
8:45
conditioning for the first time in 10 years
8:47
and making it operational. He loved it. He
8:49
thought it was like a toy car and
8:51
he took pride doing it up. So there's
8:54
something fun about a car at the
8:56
end of its tether, the end of its life, bringing it
8:58
back from the dead. And
9:00
using it every day. I know some people on
9:02
YouTube that still always enjoy me
9:04
talking about this bloody car I imported from Japan.
9:06
But it is a very, a quintessentially Japanese story
9:08
into the car that was never released in Japan.
9:11
But I would say that I
9:13
love watching guys and gals
9:15
on YouTube getting cars that
9:18
were destined for the scrap people and just getting them back
9:20
on the road because the
9:22
main expense of a car is building the
9:24
thing in the first place. So you can
9:26
talk about EVs and hybrids and stuff like
9:28
that. But fundamentally, if you're making a new
9:30
car, that is more destructive to the planet
9:32
than actually just maintaining a
9:35
car that was destined
9:37
for the scrap people. Surely. I mean like, how
9:39
much? I don't know, I think my toy vehicle
9:41
is pretty polluting. I was probably like the
9:44
smoke output of Bosnia just from my one
9:46
car. The smoke coming out. Within, within reason.
9:48
I don't know if that's actually. But
9:51
no, I, I. None of your cars. All right, none of
9:53
your. But,
9:55
no, it's fun. And I think you can take
9:57
that with any electronics or any device, right? There's
9:59
something nice. something that's destined for destruction.
10:01
It's been crafted with love and care by
10:04
Toy Ota and bringing it back from the
10:06
dead. And that's why I bought a K
10:08
car for a shilling in Sixpence for
10:11
Jenny Crocker. I love it. It's one of my favourite episodes
10:13
of you. I mean obviously next
10:15
to the last three episodes you've had
10:17
with Probably 2P and Ali Plum. You
10:19
know what, for one,
10:22
furious Chris that you've fallen in
10:24
love with a bigger boy that
10:26
has done more recent film. Another
10:29
old school movie, man. Interviews.
10:32
But I do love
10:34
Ali's interviews on the BBC because the good
10:36
thing about him is he's been doing it
10:39
for quite a while now and he has
10:42
repeat business, if you know what I mean. The
10:44
best thing you did back on
10:46
the radio was when you would interview someone
10:48
and then a year later they'd have another
10:50
film out and you'd interview them again and
10:52
again and again. And so you
10:54
sort of start to build up a little bit of
10:56
camaraderie and that's how good
10:58
Ali is that he fosters these relationships
11:00
and stuff. I mean obviously I'm fuming
11:03
about the Jennifer Lawrence story but that's
11:05
very natural for me to be angry
11:07
about it. That
11:09
was so good.
11:12
He shook his hand but not yours. But
11:15
you're back with me now so sucks
11:17
to be you. What I like about
11:19
Ali's experiences in Japan was he's
11:22
probably been home for like a week.
11:25
He's going to be like, right, I've done everything in Japan, I've done
11:27
everything in Japan, I don't think he'd go back again. And
11:29
right about now there's going to
11:31
be a little family chicky bird in his head
11:34
going to Japan. He's
11:36
going to be planning his next trip I
11:38
think. That's right. I gave him the Family Mark
11:40
Chicken. He made me take a photo where
11:42
I was handing it to him like a sword
11:44
outside the front of a Family Mark. I
11:47
was curious. He sort of butchered the
11:50
wrapping because with Family Mark Chicken you get like a
11:52
wrapper and you sort of tear off the top and
11:54
you can hold it in the paper wrapper so you
11:56
don't get the gallon of grease Will
11:58
have your fingers. The so of split
12:00
the paper in half but left is still arms
12:03
and turned the chicken on it's side and try
12:05
to eat it with the paper. Luck.
12:07
I guess or on a given any way
12:09
to order like everyone up a success as
12:11
you saw it. mess space enjoy that He
12:13
did enjoy the family my chickens are was
12:15
vindicated but he had a great trip and
12:18
and it's a me the best of his
12:20
hearing all this all the secret stories behind
12:22
the scenes I sound now. The. Act
12:24
as he doesn't like he does like big
12:26
that the gossip stuff they'll never bow to
12:28
talk about to be costly be say set
12:31
was also very very fond of our a
12:33
way that at this point we are storing
12:35
some nice him. A says
12:37
L A Chrysanthemum Pay Chris and Punishes Paint
12:39
my friends. Nice losing Say T A and
12:42
had an odd experience with a pedestrian and
12:44
an ambulance. The contacts with both from the
12:46
Us was standing across. hope that the Pocono
12:48
sanctions were me. Some an ambulance sirens blaring
12:50
quickly approaching us while we waited to the
12:52
amulets to pass one of the other pedestrians
12:54
took a look at the ambulance always is
12:57
is to assess the situation. Then after taking
12:59
a second to think he stepped out in
13:01
front of the vehicles which was forced to
13:03
wait for him to cross the street. He
13:05
took his sweet times. And can actually
13:07
walked across the road. My friend a nice
13:10
looked at each other in disbelief and started
13:12
cracking up a how absurd the situation. most
13:14
of either. Have you seen similar reactions to
13:16
the emergency services around Japan of good good
13:19
it and found at least one other person's
13:21
document? This any idea why the seems to
13:23
be more common her or the best nice
13:26
and. Bloody. Hell, I'm not on
13:28
the way. He was robbed and studio mysore
13:30
a fire truck. Screaming and
13:32
I have Sirens and. I
13:34
did that. We have this in the Uk
13:36
but the emergency vehicles in Japan the have
13:38
like a member of the team of the
13:40
vehicle as much as loud halo what it
13:42
really sounds how the window I really out
13:45
alive our our death. Ah and so I'd
13:47
love to Been there for this moment. That.
13:49
This this this pedestrian was lights on I
13:51
were all day as less causes sir. and
13:54
saucier like of over the road. I'm.
13:56
a set of is the very definition of
13:58
of of iginla is ready dick energy
14:00
or small dick energy it's one of the two
14:02
isn't it the dick involved somewhere I think kind
14:05
of like him thinking about well should I crush
14:07
should I I mean there could
14:09
be anyone in there they could be evil I
14:12
should be maybe Hitler is in the
14:14
back of that I should delay his
14:16
route to the hospital but yeah I
14:18
mean an astonishing bit of bit
14:20
of how could it delay an ambulance
14:22
getting to a hospital I mean the
14:24
ambulance just not absolutely plowing into the
14:27
guy should have run away but I
14:29
mean I I suspect what I do
14:31
know is ambulances in Japan travel really
14:33
slowly and I don't overly know
14:35
why that is like I think like
14:37
fire trucks they move pretty fast but
14:39
ambulance they take their sweet time and I
14:41
guess it's because they are worried about
14:44
people in the back in a way that we
14:46
don't really care and the UK and yeah sort
14:48
of speed run the traffic lights because we want
14:50
to get to the hospital to save the person
14:52
whereas in Japan maybe they're so old they have
14:54
to drive slowly I don't know but it's a
14:57
phenomenon that I've noticed where ambulances do go really
14:59
like a worryingly slow and I wouldn't want to
15:01
be in the back of one in emergency because
15:03
we're being to arrive on time so
15:05
maybe that's that's the only thing I could think
15:07
of the pedestrian was like oh they're going quite
15:09
slow I can make it kind of thing yeah
15:11
but still dickish
15:13
move nation maybe in particular nothing
15:15
special there you just met a
15:17
dickhead in Japan that's all
15:19
the way to it the law moral
15:22
fighter and speaking of
15:24
dickheads let's dive in to this
15:26
week's new story involving a restaurant
15:28
in Tokyo charging higher prices for
15:30
foreign tourists than Japanese locals what's
15:32
going on Pete tell us what's
15:34
going down well obviously
15:37
the yen is that an
15:39
all-time law I think at
15:41
the moment I was hearing sort of Ali
15:44
and a couple of other people's stories about
15:47
their time in Japan and being
15:50
furious because I you know
15:52
I'd break over it I
15:54
was experiencing the the very highest
15:57
yen to GBP. A
16:00
break money at transaction A translation but
16:02
say yeah I mean I mean a
16:05
is. Atrociously affordable, amazingly
16:07
affordable article about said Japan
16:09
at the moment I'm very
16:11
very jealous. But and she
16:13
buoy a seafood restaurants ah
16:15
l One particular should be
16:17
a seafood restaurant which no
16:19
one should go to a
16:21
third of. Visiting Japan clearly
16:23
as start offering and discounted
16:25
prices for domestic customers i
16:27
am a tobacco is a
16:29
new restaurant opened last month
16:31
and Cbs not far from
16:33
the subway a scramble as
16:35
a seafood. Restaurant in rather like Care
16:37
and and the Gop and rather than our
16:39
caught out as they basically give you like
16:41
an oldie can eat buffet at which obviously
16:44
if you are traveling on a budget. Smashing.
16:47
All you can he budget only can
16:49
eat. Simple thing is he could stomach
16:51
them as the month the oh that
16:53
is the widely variable at Call A
16:56
when it comes to i'm hand washing
16:58
and the cleanliness of has an affect
17:00
us as the it Ieds have a
17:02
typical as star. It's basically the if
17:05
you are coming to a restaurant with
17:07
locals all being a local you get
17:09
charged less and foreign tourists get charged
17:12
a little bit more. It's around about.
17:15
A thousand yen. Mall and
17:17
in pretty much every single situation the
17:19
weekday launched them and as as a
17:21
death the weekend holiday lunch or the
17:23
Japanese get charged about say one thousand.
17:27
Yen less sugar the in in less than
17:29
know what the for for ministers and I
17:31
don't usually a human being. it is
17:33
our about what it is of the moon.
17:35
eight dollars rights. I mean like a you
17:38
kind of them seeing this more and more.
17:40
Is this like a big deal in Japan?
17:42
This the Japanese it because of the end
17:45
because the Yen and presumably. quite a lot
17:47
of inflation hand and goes going on the non
17:49
with us are you in a situation where i'm
17:51
a lot of them japanese are getting charged a
17:53
little bit less than than saddam the success or
17:56
just i presume the south and kind of took
17:58
place but it wasn't quite as in
18:00
Sippid it wasn't quite as out there as
18:02
you'd see elsewhere I suppose. I mean the
18:05
times I've seen it usually at bars and
18:07
places they're very touristy like Golden
18:09
Guy, I mean I was in a pub with Connor
18:12
and Pete one night and we looked
18:14
there's two menus, one English one Japanese, you
18:16
can see the drinks are marked up like
18:19
a few hundred yen more for
18:21
foreign tourists. I'm a little bit sympathetic
18:23
to some Japanese establishments, there's a Izzakaya
18:26
the other week that sort of said if you
18:29
can't speak Japanese don't come
18:31
in kind of thing which is a bit of
18:33
a dickish move. No
18:35
looked into it and his restaurant's in an area
18:37
of Asakusa where there's a lot of tourists and
18:39
he claimed that
18:41
tourists were spending sort of
18:43
50% of what a Japanese
18:46
local would normally pay
18:48
for at one of those restaurants. It's unfortunate he's
18:50
in the area with a lot of hostels and
18:53
the sort of folks that are probably staying hostels are traveling
18:55
on a budget they go into his place they're like I'll
18:57
have a piece of fish and usually
18:59
a Japanese customer would spend a lot more
19:02
and get a lot more food and things
19:04
so I can kind of understand
19:06
his exasperation a bit. Well
19:08
there's so many stories that we hear here on
19:10
this podcast where people go to go on nights
19:13
out and they're on a budget and stuff and
19:15
then suddenly a Japanese benefactor
19:17
decides to take you under the wing and
19:19
they spend like so and they're always like
19:21
astonished about how much money this guy, it's
19:23
usually a guy because we're idiots, guys
19:27
spend and it's always
19:29
like in the hundreds and that's like a normal
19:32
you know rounded drinks or
19:34
kind of drinking or eating situation for
19:36
the Japanese and that's really not our
19:38
especially if we're like we're especially if you're used to
19:40
sort of eating I don't know fast food or whatever
19:42
I don't know if you're if that's if
19:45
that kind of makes up most of your most
19:47
of your diet I think sometimes you
19:49
can be shocked as to how you
19:52
know how much a good old bloody
19:54
meal that costs a
19:56
fair whack of cash really runs
19:58
to. Yeah, I mean,
20:00
I don't, but I just don't know what the solution
20:02
is really. I guess they're just
20:04
going to put their prices out right. This restaurant though,
20:07
you know, it's what,
20:09
$36 weekday lunch for Japanese
20:11
or Japanese resident customers. Well, hey, that's
20:13
me. Or it's 6,500 yen,
20:15
sort of $45 or something for foreign travellers. And
20:21
like, it's quite an expensive
20:23
lunch, even if you're Japanese paying that price. But
20:26
also like, the problem with this is, I mean,
20:28
how does this work? If you, Pete Donaldson,
20:31
has a Japanese dad and you look
20:34
Japanese and you came to Japan as
20:36
a tourist, would you get
20:38
the Japanese price? Would they?
20:40
I think you could probably get away. Yeah. How
20:43
do you prove that you're kind of- Exactly. And this is the
20:45
fucking stupid problem. It doesn't make any sense really. It's a nightmare.
20:48
This is why they get around it by having
20:50
the English and Japanese menu because most foreign tourists
20:52
won't be any the wiser when they can't read
20:54
the menu where the prices are different, right? That's
20:56
the genius of it. I'm sure they've experienced it so many
20:58
times and not even noticed because I've been reading the
21:01
English menu, definitely. It's
21:04
just a right old problem and I don't really know what
21:06
they could do. I think
21:08
that if the only way around this is
21:10
to charge sort of a greater
21:13
landing fee. I don't know if you already pay
21:15
a fee as a tourist, come in Japan, in
21:17
the price of your airline ticket, come in Japan. But
21:20
they should probably have like a 500
21:22
yen fee to just enter Japan, full
21:24
stop as a foreign tourist maybe and
21:27
then use that money to help fund
21:30
bits and pieces of the country that are suffering
21:32
from all sorts of issues like
21:34
over tourism. But
21:36
I don't know. I think it's more of
21:39
a problem for inflation
21:41
in general because nobody's putting the wages up in
21:43
Japan. Although I think they have recently. But
21:47
yeah, I'm not sure if this is a
21:49
good idea. It's too- Yeah, people are just
21:51
forced to put, you know, reduced services and
21:54
put their prices up so the Japanese are
21:56
getting squeezed out. I would posit that it's
21:59
not made- making the prices any cheaper
22:01
for Japanese residents, it's just making it
22:03
more expensive for foreigners. So it's
22:06
a difficult situation and I wouldn't want to
22:08
be a small business owner or
22:11
any business owner in Japan right now
22:13
because the yen is so weak and
22:15
you've really got to be very careful.
22:20
I get the sense that kind of independence, hostelries
22:23
and restaurants, they're not fly by
22:25
night but they do disappear very,
22:28
very quickly and change
22:31
format, change ownership quite a lot. If
22:35
you go to any sort of built up
22:37
area in Tokyo or Osaka
22:39
or whatever, you can be in one
22:42
bar and then you come back about three
22:44
months later and it's doing something completely different.
22:50
The argument you hear with these places is that
22:52
by having foreign tourists come in, they're
22:55
losing their repeat customers or they're sort
22:57
of forcing out their repeat customers which
22:59
are the sort of lifeblood of the business. So
23:03
I think rather than having a two
23:05
tier pricing model, the solution is to have
23:07
more like a point card system where
23:09
if I'm a Japanese local going to the Iza
23:11
Kaio or going to this place, I have a
23:14
point card, I go and I
23:16
get a discount as a regular returning customer.
23:21
I think that would solve a lot of issues for
23:23
everyone. As a regular customer, you get
23:25
a discount for the point card. As a
23:27
business, you get the repeat customers coming back, keeping
23:29
the business going and that way you don't need
23:31
a two tier price system and
23:34
you can develop some loyalty and whatnot. Do
23:36
this on a drink by drink level. I
23:39
have been so part
23:41
of the red eye
23:44
beer and tomato juice franchise for such a
23:46
long time that I should
23:48
really be getting a discount because I'm the
23:51
only foreignably drinking that muck to be quite
23:53
frank. You are and you should get a
23:55
special discount at Bar Rockaholic in Shibuya, given
23:57
how much you've funded it over the years.
24:00
your integrated... I can have a shower in
24:02
the evenings. But
24:05
I think that's a better solution than this
24:07
kind of model. And yeah,
24:09
I remember there was a... they called
24:11
it like inbound Dom because
24:13
Dom like domburi, an inbound inbound tourist.
24:15
So they had like these seafood bowls
24:17
that were getting really expensive because of
24:20
foreign tourists. But then they weren't giving
24:22
the Japanese a cheaper price either. It's
24:24
everyone's game screen for these stupid prices.
24:26
But yeah, it's a problem. It's
24:28
a problem. But point cards
24:30
for all solves the problem. And
24:32
thus I must admit though, I also hate point
24:34
cards massively because you need one for
24:37
every single restaurant or shop in Japan and you
24:39
can't fit them in your wallet. And I had
24:41
this debate with Connor recently about how much I
24:43
hate them and I refuse to get point
24:45
cards. Anyway, it's a story for
24:47
another day. Well, I mean, I would say that
24:50
the main crux of World Cup position I
24:52
saw you guys having was
24:54
the whole Japanese trash in the pocket
24:56
situation. So at any point you could
24:59
be thrown out points cards not knowing
25:01
that it wasn't trash. Because all of
25:03
your rubbish is in your pockets. It
25:05
is true. I remember the best point card
25:07
I ever got was the hub British pub
25:09
chain. Oh, beautiful. When I used
25:11
to go to a hub like nine years ago and
25:13
then have this little scratch card thing and you'd go
25:16
in and they'd like rub it or whatever and you
25:18
get some extra points. And after like, I think like
25:20
10,000 points, you'd get like a free drink. It was
25:22
magic. It was a simple time,
25:24
Pete, a simple time. Yeah. And then I
25:26
didn't go to hub ever again. But anyway,
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What have we got this week from our listeners,
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27:32
from Mads as our first fax machine entry
27:34
for the week. Hey, you both. Hope you're
27:37
doing well. When traveling from the UK to
27:39
Japan, do you have any particular recommendations in
27:41
terms of airlines? My girlfriend and I have
27:43
managed to accumulate enough miles to cover a
27:45
round trip with Business Class, which
27:47
she's never tried before. Being Norwegian, we're not too
27:49
familiar with the airlines going between the UK, mainland
27:51
Europe, and Japan. Which
27:53
to bet on? Asks Mads. ANA,
27:56
Thai Airways, British Airways, Air China,
27:58
etc. Thank you. events and
28:01
warm wishes from called and
28:03
overcast Oxford Mads in Oxford
28:06
and Norwegian away from home for a
28:08
bit and think of heading to Japan.
28:11
Oh point cards again back to
28:13
point cards already after our last discussion.
28:17
I mean I when I go between
28:19
the UK and Japan I fly British
28:21
Airways, ANA and Japan Airlines and they're
28:23
all good yeah but not British Airways.
28:26
Although the staff and I some British Airways
28:28
they are always late, something goes wrong. Literally
28:30
one time I was at NARRI
28:32
to go back to the UK and
28:35
I got on a I looked out the window at the
28:37
plane on the runway when we're sort of in the lounge
28:39
waiting to board the plane and I
28:41
saw lots of scary hand gestures that
28:43
look like crashing planes and
28:45
I was like I don't want to see this and sure
28:47
enough over the loudspeaker they
28:50
were like sorry guys we can't get the
28:52
plane started. Sorry guys the plane looks a
28:54
bit crashy today so we're gonna run to
28:56
the hotel and we'll have a cracking end
28:58
tomorrow morning when it looks a little less
29:01
crashy. Essentially that was that
29:03
was what they said it was something like these
29:05
these new high-tech planes sometimes they just don't want
29:07
to switch on. I was like that's not good
29:10
enough reason. My feet put and tail
29:12
away switched on. They've fucking gone on and
29:14
that. Put some oil in it. But
29:17
like ANA and Japan Airlines have never said
29:19
that. Oh we can't get the plane switched
29:21
on today guys. They don't tell you that's
29:23
why. That's it in Japanese. But I mean
29:25
ANA Japan Airlines they're a lot more punctual
29:27
a lot more comfortable just a
29:29
lot better and if I could choose between
29:31
the three they would come on to. ANA is
29:33
the best though no doubt about it. ANA is the
29:35
flagship carrier of Japan and they've
29:38
always just got the tippest to toppest
29:40
best service. Littlest, topplest. Comes at a
29:42
bloody price though. Whatever. Yeah I am
29:44
still paying off the the
29:46
remnants of my october. No it's August.
29:48
August trip. I'm still dealing
29:50
with the financial repercussions of my choice
29:53
of getting my partner in the air
29:55
near the room their business
29:57
class package. It
30:00
was Sarah's first time to Japan. I'm
30:03
gonna do it properly. I'm gonna save up
30:05
and yeah, I mean I don't mean good
30:07
god. I'd give that That's all bums ever
30:09
It's one boy's friend spenders, but em, but
30:12
yeah in the room is their business package
30:14
is very very good indeed And but it
30:16
is incredibly expensive. I mean you are I
30:18
mean it's cracker of like five grand I
30:21
think now it's it's really super expensive now,
30:23
but but share with is obviously always the
30:25
cheapest direct fly Probably say And
30:28
especially we've got points and stuff. I've got an MX card that
30:30
I throw on where I can and
30:32
air China Fire Beijing,
30:35
I think they're probably the very cheapest
30:37
but you have to go via Beijing
30:40
and you know air China I mean they
30:42
don't don't do in the past don't do
30:44
it Don't know air China are not got
30:46
flame with the one you kind of if
30:48
you can I've done I've
30:50
done I think A&A via Frankfurt if you
30:52
can get if you get change in Frankfurt
30:55
if you coming from the UK If
30:58
you can get via via there or
31:00
air France do I think a similar
31:02
package as well from Paris Charles de
31:04
Gaulle But yeah, if you can get
31:06
like a short, you know one hour
31:08
stay somewhere like Frankfurt or or Paris
31:10
That's usually pretty good as well. You
31:12
usually serve a bit of bit of
31:14
money there on a business class package
31:17
Yeah, it's I think my I think my days
31:19
of doing business classes are over so
31:21
I have responsibilities and you know
31:24
Crack out the violin he's blowing all
31:26
his money on a rickety toilet Yeah,
31:30
British Airways are the cheapest though That's
31:32
why I fly them We got a
31:34
story from a question from Brandon who says LA fellas
31:36
I recently came back from a very fun trip to
31:38
Tokyo and I decided it was time
31:41
to continue my Japanese lessons After a
31:43
strong start I found I had problems when I
31:45
started learning kanji characters as you know kanji can
31:47
represent many different sounds depending on Where it's placed
31:49
in a sentence and such how am
31:52
I supposed to memorize all the sounds and all the rules? Is
31:54
this something that just comes with time and exposure to the
31:56
language? What's worked with you guys? Please send
31:58
help. Love the channel guys. What am I?
32:00
my favourite parts of the week is listening
32:02
in. Keep up the good work Brandon from
32:04
Carson, California. We now turn to Pete Dawson
32:07
who's mastered all the kanji for the secrets
32:09
on learning Japanese. Yes, I
32:11
know all of the wiggly lines and
32:13
I've been studying them for a very,
32:15
very, very long period of
32:18
time. I've got a bloody clue
32:20
Chris, I mean in
32:22
your first couple of years of living in Japan you sat
32:24
down and you learnt like a
32:26
thousand kanji or something like that. How many
32:28
of them do you still remember and how
32:31
do they change in between sentences? Is this
32:35
something that you just
32:37
vibe it out? Much like English
32:39
you vibe a lot of it out as
32:41
well but it just seems very
32:43
in a world of, in a country
32:45
that's obsessed with rules and regs, a
32:48
lot of it does seem quite vibe based sometimes. I
32:51
mean it's not easy. I'm actually working
32:54
on a video talking about learning Japanese
32:56
right now that's forced me to go
32:58
back and revisit the nightmare and the
33:00
undertaking that is learning Japanese because it's
33:02
not easy. And literally the only thing
33:04
I can say Brandon is time, time
33:06
will be your ally because there's no
33:09
shortcut to learning Japanese. Especially
33:11
when it comes to writing, reading kanji characters
33:13
you know. I mean always try and
33:16
learn them, I like learning them separate so I
33:18
learnt how to write the characters and
33:20
what they meant but not their pronunciation. So like
33:23
you know I could write the kanji for food
33:26
or to eat, tabadu or whatever I could
33:28
like but I couldn't pronounce it, I didn't know how to
33:30
read it. But
33:32
then I learnt, while learning characters you're learning like
33:34
words at the same time right and I learnt
33:36
the word for tabadu means to eat and
33:39
then I sort of connected them up a few months down the
33:41
line and I sort of did it that way. So I recommend
33:43
learning the meaning and the reading
33:45
and the writing sort of separately. But
33:48
there's some good things, there's Hey Sig Remembering
33:50
the Kanji, the book that I swear by,
33:52
there's Onee Kani which is a really good
33:54
online app that a lot of people swear
33:56
by, it's more kind of modern and
33:58
the new way of doing it. doing it but
34:01
just takes time honestly it
34:03
just takes a lot of time patience but
34:06
good luck with it it is rewarding it is a lot of
34:08
fun and I can't recommend
34:10
learning Japanese enough it'll change your life.
34:12
One last question. By the end you
34:14
can learn how to program an air
34:17
conditioner on a 2000 total
34:19
century if you learn all your
34:21
Kanji and you're very good. And
34:23
switch on a British Airways plane. Hello
34:27
my name is Pafidius Pete and Claire Voinke-Chris my
34:29
name is Bryce I'm a long time listener to
34:31
the podcast I'm a current jet living in Kitakyushu
34:34
and having a great time. Oh
34:36
Kitakyushu the kind of what
34:38
else it's kind of like the grit and grime
34:41
of kyushu it's this very like rough around the
34:43
edges city it's where we kind of started
34:45
our cycle from in April
34:47
really cool place. I feel that my lifestyle
34:50
is not as healthy as it could be I'm finding
34:52
it all too easy to skip a proper breakfast and
34:54
grab a box or two a famy
34:56
chicken on my way to work oh
34:58
dear that and I'm definitely not
35:00
exercising like I should. Guys I
35:03
seek your wisdom and a land where fried chicken
35:05
is found on every street corner how would you
35:07
recommend maintaining a healthy lifestyle in Japan?
35:09
Best wishes Bryce. Well
35:12
Bryce stop getting the chicken is step
35:14
one phase one of the master plan
35:16
stop buying things that are bad for
35:18
you. Step two buy a
35:21
lettuce leaf I don't know you're asking
35:23
the wrong person because I literally just
35:25
buy fried chicken myself even now
35:28
Pete. Get really stressed out I
35:31
find I lose weight when I'm really stressed out just
35:33
get really stressed out for a few weeks and
35:36
just do that really. How does one get stressed out? That's
35:39
a good point actually yeah you've got a care you've
35:41
got a care Chris that's the first step. You
35:43
can't be footloose and fancy free the
35:46
life of a young youtuber you've got to be stressed
35:48
out about something yeah you got a
35:50
flyboat a few ways that's the secret
35:52
to stress. Oh my flight got
35:55
cancelled for no reason because somebody tripped over
35:57
a cable and fucking Heathrow Airport. I
36:02
mean, yeah, you're
36:04
asking the wrong man, the wrong man.
36:06
Just eat more salad, isn't it? Eat
36:08
more salad. Eat more protein. I
36:10
mean, I guess the thing is with Japan
36:12
as well, in work, a lot of like
36:14
the social events are built around alcohol as
36:16
well. And it's quite hard
36:18
to not drink if you are in
36:21
a working for a Japanese business. I
36:25
think even you must have been surprised as
36:27
a British binge drinker, classic British British binge
36:29
drinker that you go to Japan and a
36:31
lot of the social events are just built
36:34
around a lovely foaming yellow
36:36
ale. That's true. That's true
36:38
a lot really. Absolutely. The
36:41
work part is the Enkai are definitely
36:43
a reason to, definitely something
36:46
to avoid. Or if you go just drink vodka
36:48
or something that's not beer. Right. But
36:51
I mean, Don Quixote have like really good
36:53
cheap workout items from the gym, like gym
36:55
stuff you can play, like rubber bands and
36:58
skipping ropes and hula hoops. Do
37:00
that. Get some hula hoops and standard hoops.
37:02
And obviously, I guess if you're like a
37:04
runner and stuff, if you're
37:06
running any point during like May
37:08
and September, tonight you can't do
37:10
it. It's awful. Yeah.
37:13
It is like being wrapped in one of those like
37:15
sweat bags, you know, one that Rocky wears because it
37:18
is a joke temperature outside. I
37:21
mean, I thought I would be fitter and
37:23
slimmer after the cycle from cycling
37:25
two weeks every day, 100 kilometres a day, whatever.
37:28
And I really didn't lose weight. I think
37:30
I put weight on because I was throwing
37:32
so much stuff into my stomach to power
37:34
the fires that kept my legs going. And
37:38
I think I actually put on weight. I know Connor put on weight. So
37:41
I'm not convinced exercise is the key. It's what
37:43
you eat, what you diet on the most. I
37:45
had this conversation with. Yeah, you can't
37:48
work off a bad diet, can you? Yeah.
37:51
I mean, Ian taught me the secret is to cook your
37:53
own food at home and eat
37:56
healthy. But I just don't have time
37:58
to do that really, honestly. So,
38:00
I don't know. What's
38:02
up? It's a debate for another day. But
38:04
just stop eating the fried chicken. Eat whole chicken
38:06
without the fried batter. And that is the
38:08
key, Bryce. Best of luck, though. Hope you have
38:11
a good time. Kitakushu. God forbid the summer
38:13
in Kitakushu, Bryce. God forbid it'll be hot. Keep
38:15
the stories, questions, comments. Coming into a Brawn
38:17
Japan podcast@gmail.com. Either at the email or down in
38:19
the comments below here on YouTube, if you're
38:21
watching along. For now, though, guys, have yourself a
38:23
great few days. We'll be back later the
38:25
week till later again. And yeah,
38:28
stay hungry, stay foolish, stay
38:30
hungry. Why am I quoting
38:32
Steve Jobs? Get away from me. I need to go
38:34
and eat some chicken. I haven't had chicken today yet.
38:37
Leave my fried chips and chicken. Let's
38:40
have some chicken. The slogan for a Brawn
38:42
in Japan. Let's
38:45
have some of that. Leave Brawn in Japan
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