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Wow. Hello
1:23
and welcome to the Abroad in Japan podcast.
1:25
Probably the best way of learning about life
1:27
in Japan without actually being in Japan. I'm
1:29
your host, Chris Baudin. We're joined as always
1:31
by England's top Japan enthusiast, Mr. Pete Dawson
1:33
himself. Pete, how the devil are you doing?
1:35
What's going on? Hello, London calling, London calling.
1:37
How is everybody? Is everybody keeping safe in
1:39
their beds? Hello.
1:42
That's all I've got. World War II simulation. That's all
1:44
I've got. Hello, Johnny calling. Well,
1:47
look at this. If I was going to listen to Pete
1:49
Radio, I would hold this. This is
1:51
a Kenco cassette radio player that I
1:53
bought three days ago. Yes.
1:56
The coffee provider Kenco. What's going on
1:58
here? Don't you ever care? The
2:01
Kenco Corporation, they used to make like cassette
2:03
players and CDs. I remember the coffee people
2:05
doing Kenco. How did Kenco get away
2:08
with making coffee when Kenco, the electronics
2:10
manufacturer, look, put simply,
2:12
you've got a little Walkman there for those not listening
2:14
on video, not watching
2:16
video, you've got a little Walkman
2:19
there that seems to be a radio
2:21
as well, and it's got like
2:24
a big retractable and extractable. Indeed.
2:27
It's on without me realising it.
2:30
Still got a bit of FM in Japan
2:32
then. Yeah, do we not have
2:34
FM? We
2:36
do have FM, but we've got... My
2:38
Toyota Century has two channels, five live
2:40
on AM, and we've
2:44
got Radio 2 on
2:46
FM, so it's absolutely nightmarish. Cracking,
2:49
right stuff. Not much like finding a radio though. Come
2:52
on. It's FM. Everything's digital nowadays
2:54
though, isn't it? That's the great thing about
2:56
staying in Japanese hotels. There's always like a
2:58
little FM radio installed. If you've got like
3:00
a 1970s hotel, you'll always have a little
3:02
radio installed in your bed. Yeah,
3:05
they sort of phased those out. When I
3:07
first got here in 2012, like so many
3:09
business hotels in Japan had that kind of
3:11
unit in between the two twin beds, and
3:14
they had a cassette player, but they've gone
3:16
now and they've taken history with them. But
3:18
like, look at this, I've got a cassette, and I
3:20
don't know how to open it. There we go. And
3:23
it's a set of my favourite
3:25
Japanese artist, Tazuro Yamashita, which I
3:27
bought the other day at Tower
3:29
Records, for a video that
3:31
you may or may not yet see, which
3:33
is coming out on Sunday, June the 2nd.
3:35
So actually... Yes,
3:39
it's out, isn't it? It's out now. But we're
3:41
recording just before it comes out. We're recording
3:43
way in advance now, because we fell foul of
3:45
Chris having to do, I don't
3:47
know, cycling up a volcano or whatever he gets
3:49
up to. And so
3:51
we thought, you know what, let's get ahead,
3:54
so that Pete doesn't have what can only
3:56
be described as an aneurysm. That's a spirit.
3:59
You were saying about... You'd bought a cassette
4:01
from Tower Records mirroring the
4:03
fact that you bought I think a kiss did you buy
4:05
did we have Tower Records? in the UK I Don't
4:09
think we did did we it was
4:11
always like HMV or MVC or whatever
4:14
it's called and version records Virgin
4:17
Records are still around a little bit. I think although
4:19
they only left Japan not that long ago Kind
4:22
of the iconic Virgin megastores, but
4:25
yeah tower records are still good fun though. It's my
4:27
favorite shop in Tokyo I've got video coming out which
4:29
is out now which is your watch guys called I Tried
4:33
every Japanese station in Tokyo
4:35
every Japanese station every train station in Tokyo
4:37
nice And I spent a
4:40
long day again every single stop on the
4:42
Yamanote line all 30 of them right
4:44
it was it was hell on earth It's not
4:46
as fun as it sounds no, and I tried
4:48
to do one thing each stop and for Shibuya
4:51
I went to Tower Records and bought Tatsroyo
4:53
Mashtron cassette and then the second to
4:55
last stop you're a couture I went
4:58
to the electronics store and I bought
5:00
a cassette player to play my cassette
5:02
to play the cassette Oh, the cycle
5:04
of the circle basically Japan a circle line
5:08
It's closed. It's like the the snake
5:10
ate the tail of a snake fantastic.
5:12
That's right I didn't know that the first
5:14
stop is Tokyo station actually they like numbered
5:17
the stations and take a stations number one,
5:19
but Yeah, it was really
5:21
it was cool. I discovered some parts of Tokyo I
5:23
didn't know existed like the nicest place we went to
5:25
was a Nezu shrine which
5:27
made it to the video it's beautiful shrine
5:30
And it's got like the Tori gates like you
5:32
find in the fishy Mianari Tisha Yeah, we got
5:34
like the snaking kind of Tori gates up the
5:36
hill There they got
5:38
that in Tokyo. It was quite nice. There was nobody there
5:40
good to enjoy it myself On
5:43
the day before I left Japan
5:46
Time before last I
5:48
did a similar trip I was like, you know, I'm just
5:50
gonna get on the Yamanote land just go around and see
5:52
what's around there and I think I was round in Guy
5:56
must have been near Akihabara, you know those kind
5:58
of weird stations Not
6:01
quite Akihabara on the old
6:03
Circle Line. It's quite Akihabara. And
6:05
the Pory and Kamenai. Kamenai, I'm
6:07
looking at the, now, Oji and
6:09
Kamenai. Is that on the Circle
6:11
Line? Either way, Otsuka, places like
6:13
that. The
6:16
only thing that really tickled me
6:19
was a massive chimney. That was
6:21
just a big chimney burning nappies
6:23
or whatever. Just burning trash 24-7.
6:27
But it really dominated the skyline. But it is worth doing,
6:29
just getting a bit of a scope for the
6:31
whole place. Because obviously you're going
6:34
to be going to your Imperial Palaces. You're
6:36
going to be travelling to Akihabara and Kanda and
6:38
Shimbashi and places like that. But
6:40
yeah, getting a little bit of a... Because
6:42
the first place I stayed in was around
6:45
Shinigawa, sort of, where?
6:49
In Tokyo, the first time I went around that
6:51
way. Real business
6:53
districts. Oh, Shirodome. Shirodome and stuff. Yeah,
6:55
Shirodome and stuff. Massive, massive hotel in
6:57
Shirodome. And then I moved over to
7:00
Shibuya and Shiniguka and I was like,
7:02
oh, yeah, this is better, actually, for
7:04
my interests. Drinking. Yeah,
7:06
Shirodome is cool. It's more like
7:08
Shirodome and the skyscrapers. It's more
7:10
like honeymoon couples. It's a sort
7:12
of honeymoon spot. Nice
7:14
place, nice place. Not Shiniguka or Shibuya there, for
7:17
sure. It was cool. I'm
7:19
looking forward to seeing, you know, looking forward to
7:21
sharing some of these places I went with viewers though.
7:24
I think people want to see more
7:26
of the unseen hidden Tokyo, right? And
7:30
not even, it's so hidden, not even I know where it is.
7:32
So I had to go and look for it myself. And I
7:34
did. And now I know where it is. And
7:38
it's at Nishinipori Station, if you're wondering where
7:40
the hidden Tokyo is. But checking out,
7:42
we've got a story this week from Chad, who says,
7:44
hello corrupt Chris and panhandling P. Corrupt Chris,
7:46
what is this? I've been living
7:48
in Osaka for a year now. I love punk rock
7:50
and actually made friends with a local band. At
7:53
the beginning of the night, the lead vocalist of the
7:55
band came up to me and thanked me for coming
7:57
to support his band's EP launch. He was wearing a
7:59
canary yellow. three-piece southern
8:01
gentleman type suit which was very eye-catching
8:03
so I knew he'd be quite the
8:05
character. As the evening went on
8:07
I noticed him getting more and more drunk
8:10
and I was thinking oh boy this performance
8:12
is gonna be interesting. Well I had no
8:14
idea just how interesting. During
8:16
his performance he was
8:18
flailing around managed
8:20
to wander off stage and after being
8:22
hauled back up by one of his
8:24
bandmates he proceeded to topple over again
8:27
yet he continued singing while spread out prone
8:29
on the floor. There was a
8:31
pause in between songs and I turned to talk
8:33
to a friend. When I turned back around after
8:36
what was a few seconds he was standing
8:38
full Captain Morgan pose with his leg on
8:40
a speaker totally naked. He then
8:42
proceeded to perform for another 20 minutes naked
8:44
and even jumped off the stage again fully
8:47
naked. Have you guys had any crazy things
8:49
like this happen to you Chad? No
8:51
Chad, no I have not had this happen
8:54
ever. What is
8:56
this? I would say that the
8:58
Japanese male there's something wrong with
9:00
them they love getting their meat
9:02
and tote potatoes out they'd love getting
9:05
absolutely Billy Box for no
9:07
reason and if you're in the punk
9:09
rock space one would suggest that you were only seconds
9:11
away. I think we heard from a couple
9:14
of people before where like we
9:17
saw like a punk band and
9:19
they were completely naked so I
9:21
like the fact in my mind I think
9:24
that he's not even releasing an EP he's
9:26
just like he's standing for
9:28
early problems I'm just gonna
9:30
drink and you're gonna have a good time and
9:33
yeah I just yeah brilliant it's
9:35
exactly what you want from a trip
9:37
to Japan just go watch a punk
9:39
rock band because people go a bit
9:41
insane it's great. You're
9:43
right as well like guys do like to get naked
9:45
here I don't know I went to a work gathering
9:49
once a log cabin in Yamagata
9:51
and with some teachers five
9:54
or six Japanese teachers and a fellow like
9:57
foreign colleague and yeah they just got They
10:00
just took their clothes off and started running around.
10:02
It was like what the fuck is going on
10:04
here? It's really
10:06
weird. It's very odd. Yeah, but I love
10:08
to do it. I don't know why it's
10:13
It's very liberating but I would say
10:15
that I Even
10:18
like when I'll go much Other
10:20
recent trip went to DDT the wrestling I
10:22
mean everyone's almost naked anywhere because the wrestlers
10:25
they got even more naked, you know
10:27
they had like those kind of jockstrap
10:29
trousers where it covers the Unmentionables
10:32
at the front the gentleman's agreement as a
10:34
podcast once said and Leaves
10:37
the buttocks completely, you know
10:39
out and about and they were jamming each
10:41
other's faces in their bums and stuff And
10:43
like there's just something funny about
10:46
bombs that the Japanese find
10:48
absolutely heartbreakingly
10:50
interesting Well
10:54
on this occasion, I still don't know why why why
10:56
they they did get naked Yeah,
10:58
what do you mean? Just just happens it and
11:00
it wasn't the first time at work party crazy
11:03
old work parties What a shame but yeah
11:05
Chad that's I didn't he didn't say
11:07
the name of the band either did he probably
11:09
fucking reason? Yeah, give us the details man. Let
11:12
us know Well,
11:14
we've had a story that's been ongoing for many
11:16
years now Actually, it's one of the first stories we covered
11:19
in 2018 we start this podcast and that was the story
11:21
of Japanese billionaire You suck my
11:23
Zauer owner former owner of
11:25
Zozo town a clothing store Online
11:28
shop they sold for billions. He was gonna
11:30
go to the moon on Elon Musk's Incredible
11:33
starship rocket and
11:36
it's sort of been this then he you know, he
11:38
did some test things He was gonna take some artists
11:40
with him. There's gonna be magical and
11:43
I think deep down we all need it
11:45
It was never ever gonna happen Believe
11:47
it or not. It's not happening anymore
11:49
He canceled his flight on Elon Musk's rocket and
11:51
you knew shit was going down When
11:54
neither of them followed each other on
11:56
Twitter anymore, Elon Musk famously was he
11:58
doesn't like someone he just unfollows
12:00
them and yeah they're not
12:02
friends they're not friends anymore. What's going on there Pete?
12:04
Fill us in. Why didn't you cancel?
12:07
Yeah well on Friday night the Dear Moon
12:09
project applied to launch a Japanese billionaire and
12:11
10 other crew members on
12:13
a circumlunar flight aboard SpaceX's
12:15
Starship vehicle was cancelled. The
12:19
financial back of the project, Yusaku Mazawa
12:22
explained his decision on X, Elon's garden
12:24
so to speak. He basically said that
12:26
when he agreed to this mission in 2018 he wanted to
12:29
launch by 2023. Now my priorities have changed presumably
12:34
he wants to not be in space and
12:36
be in the world I don't really know.
12:40
So yeah he had a net
12:42
worth about three billion obviously the
12:44
in between 2018
12:46
and now the pandemic and stuff
12:49
like that his net worth is
12:51
halved so he also went to
12:53
space in 2021. He did yeah.
12:56
Soyuz vehicle for a 12-day
12:59
trip to the ISS so
13:01
it sounds very much like
13:03
he's had his taste of
13:06
the biscuit and he doesn't want any more can't
13:08
be asked he's like the Russians got me
13:10
there sorry Elon the Russians got me there
13:12
I'm not going to spend money on your
13:14
silly space adventures I've already been I've only
13:16
gone up and also I watched a lot
13:18
of your rockets explode recently. Yeah probably didn't
13:20
help either. I went up to
13:22
the ISS International Space Station you can go
13:24
up on it for about 80 million dollars
13:28
a pop and you can fly from
13:31
Baikonir Cosmodrome on a Russian rocket right
13:33
from 80 million quid and you
13:35
get to spend 10 to 12 days up
13:37
on International Space Station and a
13:39
few folks have done it. Imagine
13:41
coughing up that much money. I
13:44
think if I had a few billion quid kicking around
13:46
I might be tempted to do it but
13:49
I won't even dare to drain at this
13:51
point. There's all
13:53
these silly space there's like the Richard Branson one right
13:55
we pay like 500 grand or 250 grand to go
13:57
on his
14:01
one, what's it called? Virgin? Oh, I
14:03
don't know, the beard. Norbit. The big
14:05
space beard. Virgin Earth, oh fuck, I can't remember
14:07
what it's called. Virgin, silly bollocks rocket where you
14:09
get to go in space for like one second,
14:11
although it's not technically space because it doesn't go
14:14
like 100 kilometres into the atmosphere,
14:16
unlike the Amazon one which does.
14:19
But all of these things, it just seems like a waste
14:21
of money because you get to pop up into the sky
14:23
for a bit, waste a lot of petrol, and
14:25
look at a cloud, and then come back down. At
14:27
least this one on the International Space Station
14:30
which costs 80 million quid, at least you're
14:32
actually in orbit on the International Space Station.
14:34
12 days, that's amazing. That is money well
14:36
spent. Yeah. I'll pay for it.
14:38
Yeah. If you want to
14:41
let me say 80 million quid, Pete, I'll do
14:43
it. Maybe he just didn't, maybe he
14:45
saw something up there, Chris. Maybe
14:48
he saw something in space, Chris, he doesn't
14:50
want to go back. Maybe you're
14:52
someone, especially in some money, he doesn't want
14:54
to go back. That
14:57
sounds like a manga waiting to happen. He
15:00
started a space clubs business with an
15:02
alien and he doesn't want to go
15:04
back because it's all gone very sour.
15:09
What he did up there though, he made like some
15:11
YouTube videos. I think I speak to a Japanese
15:13
friend and Yuzak Mizawa's not actually very
15:15
popular in Japan because he's very ostentatious
15:18
with his money, shall we say. Not
15:21
very Japanese, yeah. Well, I have
15:23
met Japanese billionaires and you wouldn't know it,
15:25
they're very frugal, very nice, small people. And
15:27
Yuzak Mizawa's very much like, I'll
15:29
buy the biggest apartment, I'll fly in private jets
15:31
and I'll vlog it on my YouTube channel and
15:33
show it off. And I think he
15:36
spent like 100 million quid on a painting once and
15:38
it's all very not what you
15:41
do in Japan, right? This is all very ostentatious
15:43
behavior that's frowned upon. So when he
15:45
went up to the moon, when he went up to the space
15:47
station, made his YouTube videos, I think a lot of
15:49
folks weren't too impressed. He did
15:51
something silly up there, I can't believe he did. I
15:54
think he just like spun around in a circle or
15:56
just, I don't know. He stuck
15:58
his chopsticks in his rass. Oh
16:00
God, it spoke on the space train.
16:02
Oh, very
16:04
not Japanese. He was talking on the Soyuz
16:06
rocket when he should have been quiet. No,
16:09
drop him on the Soyuz rocket. I
16:13
can't say I'm surprised. No. But
16:15
I think he, I wonder if he gets his money
16:18
back. Because he actually had to put
16:20
down like a deposit, I think, of like 100
16:22
million quid to do this, right? And I wonder
16:24
if the reason they're no
16:26
longer Twitter friends, Elon and
16:28
Usak, is because he's like, I want the money back.
16:30
And Elon's like, no. I believe if you put money
16:32
down on the old, there's
16:36
a new Tesla that's like, it was promised about
16:39
three years ago and you could put a bit of money down
16:41
for the, it's like a racing Tesla sort of
16:43
thing. It's not been released yet. And
16:46
they keep saying it's gonna be released. I believe
16:48
that's deposit may not be
16:50
refundable. So maybe that's the business model of Tesla.
16:52
Maybe it is just like, put your money down.
16:54
If you've got stocks in Tesla, you get the
16:56
front of the queue. But there's no promises that
16:58
you're gonna get anything. So I don't know. I
17:00
don't know. I don't know enough about it, but.
17:03
I will say, I don't know. It
17:05
is odd that he would cancel now because it was
17:07
abundantly clear for the last few years that this
17:09
was not gonna happen in 2023. Yeah.
17:12
I assumed you would just sort of like stick it out to 2025, see
17:15
how it goes. Because 2025, it's
17:19
a lot more doable. Like it is actually
17:21
doable potentially. Right. But
17:24
2023, when it's still, they've
17:26
not had a manned mission yet. It
17:28
blows up an awful lot when it's going into orbit.
17:31
Yeah, it's not happening, is it? I don't know why it can be.
17:34
It's probably all the, what do you call it when
17:36
you bounce around a plane? Turbulence.
17:39
Turbulence. Probably all the turbulence he's seen. He's like, I'm not going
17:41
through them. The turbulent clouds.
17:43
Sort that. But fair
17:46
play to SpaceX. One
17:48
of you think of Elon Musk, and he's
17:50
certainly gone down a lot of people's estimations.
17:52
I do think SpaceX is a very impressive
17:55
company or what he's managed to do there.
17:58
And yeah, I kind of, I'm cheering them on,
18:00
I'm cheering them on. Not really cheering on
18:02
Twitter at this point. That's not so good. X,
18:05
whatever it's called. If you put that amount of
18:07
money, you know when you pre-order something, you'll get
18:09
like a founder's edition kind of version of the
18:11
product. Do you reckon for like that billion
18:14
quid or whatever he gave to Elon, or however
18:16
much it was, do you reckon
18:18
he got like a lovely little box, like
18:20
a lovely white box with him bust painting,
18:22
going, you're Zach, you are going to space, and
18:24
you open up and it's your space suit or
18:26
something. I just hope he got something out of
18:28
the deal, instead of just like, yeah, see you
18:31
later. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll go on the spaceship
18:33
next year. It's
18:35
like that story of Terrence Stamp,
18:37
we know the actor Terrence Stamp, who's
18:39
in Star Wars, The Phantom Menace, and
18:41
he plays like the head of
18:43
the, the emperor of the universe, whatever. He's like
18:45
the main ruling guy. And he didn't
18:47
want to do it. He was a bit like reluctant, but his
18:49
agent was like, all right, Star Wars, it'll be amazing. Yeah. And
18:52
he didn't have a good time. It was all on a green screen backdrop at Pinewood.
18:55
And he was like, but if you do this
18:57
part, George Lucas gives you a special, special gift.
18:59
He's like, oh, okay, I'll get a special gift.
19:02
And then he goes into his trailer after the
19:04
shoot's finished. And he's like, George
19:06
Lucas has left you a gift on
19:08
your table. And he goes in and it's
19:10
just a Star Wars stencil set. It's
19:13
a fucking stencil set. Ah, yes. And
19:15
he's like, what the fuck is this?
19:17
I would have preferred a turd on
19:20
the table, probably. George has
19:22
left you a little, he's shat in the trailer.
19:25
Every year, my mate gets a
19:27
cake from Tom Cruise. Oh,
19:29
really? He's part of the Tom Cruise coconut cake.
19:32
Part of the Tom Cruise cake. I don't
19:34
know what the whole deal is there. But
19:36
if you've kind of, if you've fallen. If
19:38
you've won favor. One is one Tom Cruise's
19:40
favorite, you get a coconut cake. But yeah,
19:42
he gets constant cakes from Tom
19:44
Cruise. And like, I don't like cake. I
19:46
would probably, that would keep me in cake
19:48
for years. Like,
19:51
give me two cakes a year. And that's the amount
19:53
of cake I'm eating. I'm not a big cake guy.
19:55
So yeah. Just the logistics of
19:57
shipping. I think it's made in like Hollywood.
19:59
So it's made like Beverly Hills or something, this
20:02
coconut cake. And he ships it around
20:04
the world to 100 people. Fair
20:06
play, fair play. Where's the one
20:08
Japan? It's Tom Cruise's cake, it's the cake. The Pete
20:10
Dawson cake, what would that be? Just
20:12
a half-eaten Koolish in a wrapper. It would be one
20:14
of those cakes you get in a dog food shop.
20:18
Enjoy your big cookie. It's
20:21
a mate. I've just picked a half-opened,
20:23
desecrated Koolish in a bag, been shipped
20:25
to hundreds of people. There used to
20:27
be a TV show called Johnny, not
20:29
Johnny English, good God. Anyway,
20:32
the theme tune was played on the trombone. What,
20:34
what, what, what, what, what, what, Johnny
20:36
Briggs in the 80s and 90s. And
20:41
one of the, the only episodes I or
20:44
my friends ever remembered was the time where
20:46
they had a wedding cake, I think, for
20:48
his sister in the basement. But
20:51
him and his brother was so hungry, they simply had
20:53
to eat a slice of cake. To
20:55
replace the cake that had been eaten, they
20:58
basically made kind of like half the cake
21:01
out of toothpaste and cardboard to pretend it
21:03
hadn't been eaten. So yeah,
21:05
Johnny Briggs, that's what, basically what my
21:07
cake would taste of, toothpaste and cardboard.
21:10
Like a blue pizza project. Like a
21:12
blue pizza project. Salitate for together. Yeah,
21:15
exactly. Just like a SpaceX rocket. Yeah,
21:19
don't ask me what my SpaceX rocket would look like.
21:21
It would be awful. But no,
21:23
I am kind of sad. I am sad that this
21:25
isn't happening deep down. And yeah, apparently
21:27
Yousak-Wise-Aou is also lost a lot of money because his
21:29
money, well, the Japanese yen is now
21:32
worthless. And so they've halved his net
21:34
worth. They've just chopped it in half.
21:36
It's like, ah, some yen in it. So
21:39
maybe it's not, it's a big assumption. Maybe it keeps
21:41
his money elsewhere. Maybe he's cleverer than that. Anyway.
21:44
Maybe he's de-banked. And I, enough. In a big
21:46
shoe. We'll never
21:48
hear about Yousak-Wise-Aou again. Unless
21:50
we meet him. I was gonna interview him for a board
21:52
in Japan at one point, but no point now, was there?
21:54
That was the one fun thing he was gonna do. Anyway,
21:58
he's blown it. Not only is he getting no SpaceX. rocket
22:00
he doesn't get a slipshod
22:02
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22:05
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22:07
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24:59
Hi, guys. My wife and I go to Japan at least once
25:01
a year. We love the place. And our dream
25:03
is to one day buy a little Apato or
25:05
Manchion somewhere in the wider Tokyo
25:07
region. Property prices seem to be really reasonable compared
25:10
to a lot of places we've lived in Australia
25:12
and the US. So what's the catch? Japanese
25:14
property is cheap compared with the rest of the world or are
25:16
there a bunch of hidden costs, renovations, owners,
25:18
committee issues that come with
25:21
buying? Cheers. JB from Melbourn
25:23
with plans and dreams in
25:25
their heart. I
25:28
mean, there
25:31
is no issue with buying it really. It's just that,
25:34
why would you? You know, I think we
25:36
people have glamorized the idea of renovating a
25:38
house. I think if you're really into renovations
25:40
and go for it like Shala and her
25:42
friend Ushka just love renovating things.
25:45
Even if nobody stayed in Neko Neko house,
25:47
they'd still renovate it for fun. Well,
25:49
actually, I've got to have you, Chris. That's the ultimate
25:51
renovation project. I will fix him.
25:57
Yeah, maybe she can always flee and go and live in
25:59
that. the house if she actually hates
26:01
people under but it's
26:03
yeah the houses are cheap but you
26:06
could still got to renovate it and that still costs
26:08
like a hundred thousand dollars so you know it's not
26:10
the be all and end all is it? A lot
26:12
of houses have a lot of houses are not
26:15
up to code with the old earthquake business
26:17
so and also they a
26:19
lot of houses are cheap because they've got
26:21
a lot of debt tied into them so
26:23
if you take on that house you take
26:25
on that debt as well but I'm sure
26:27
there are bargains to be had the cheap
26:29
houses in Japan Instagram page that me and
26:31
Takahiroze from the band feeder both
26:33
follow I've noticed he'll
26:35
occasionally like a house in Japan I'm like
26:38
oh that's a good one that Taka really
26:40
good but he but yeah
26:42
the that site's great because it
26:44
is just like oh my god look what you
26:46
can get in a bar here look what you could
26:48
get in a Takata look what
26:50
you can get in Osaka it's great it's
26:53
a cool account the cheap houses Japan whether it's cool
26:55
right yeah I'm always amazed what you can get they
26:58
don't get me wrong I've thought about getting
27:00
somewhere at some point but it's a lot
27:02
of effort in it I'd rather just not
27:04
run about a house just woodworm I'm just
27:06
I just I just worried about woodbaitles
27:09
and stuff yeah it's a real issue here as well
27:11
yeah but I think you'd find if you'd bought a
27:13
house here there's a lot more cost that would be
27:15
involved down the line that would make
27:17
it less tantalizing hello Chris and Pete I'll be
27:19
going to university in Japan for four years says
27:22
Said from Singapore embarking for
27:24
my undergraduate degree in computer science in
27:26
either Tokyo or Yamanashi my family is
27:29
not the most well-off and though I have
27:31
school fees sorted out other necessities such
27:33
as phone lines or transportation are for me
27:35
to figure out I'm planning to work part-time
27:37
jobs there so my question to you both
27:39
is do you have any trips for a
27:41
student sorry any tips I for
27:43
a student to save money while staying there and
27:45
do you know many part-time occupations that will accept
27:47
foreign students to perform them
27:50
thank you keep up the good work stay
27:52
safe side from Singapore part-time
27:55
occupations sounds
27:57
very clinical and very World
28:00
War two. What
28:03
I'd fuck. This is a tough one.
28:05
Save money. How do
28:07
you save money in Japan Pete? How'd
28:09
you save money? One dollar ramen.
28:12
The Giro Ramen that we
28:14
spoke about in the last
28:16
episode. I mean,
28:18
presumably it's just instant noodles and
28:20
veg I suppose in it. Hit the markets. Get
28:23
your cheap veg. Get your market. Giro Ramen.
28:25
Let's cook. If it's not burnt down. Last
28:28
week we covered Japan's cheapest ramen. Ramen Giro.
28:30
It's a chain where they have
28:32
lots of bean sprouts in the ramen and
28:34
cost like 500 yen. Very hearty meal. You
28:36
got a Q and you have to
28:38
eat it in like eight minutes, but it's very cheap and
28:41
that's why all the students get there. So eat
28:43
that in it. Ramen Giro. Could you sort of bash
28:45
out if you're skilled in something,
28:48
could you sort of set up a little fiver helping
28:50
people out with their computer issues saved
28:53
from Singapore? Like is there or I
28:55
imagine there's probably some a great
28:58
market work that could be gleaned
29:00
in Singaporean diaspora. If you sort
29:02
of, you know, joined
29:04
up with them. I mean, I presume you can speak some kind
29:06
of language that isn't quite as popular
29:08
in Japan. Maybe that could help you out somewhere.
29:10
Yeah. As
29:13
the most English monolingual
29:16
useless man in the world, I
29:18
have no skills that could be transferable. If you put
29:20
me in Japan, I could only do Tefl. You could
29:22
teach them in all the and they even wouldn't let
29:25
me do that. So teach them a whole pool accent.
29:28
Could do. Yes. Destroy them. Gosh, I can dance.
29:33
That is terrible. The idea people wouldn't
29:35
pay for that. People would not pay
29:37
to watch you dance. They'd pay to
29:39
read the rules. My dances are epic.
29:41
They range from hands in the
29:43
air, pumping. I've got
29:46
this one. This is my signature move that nobody can
29:48
steal to the beat. Yeah.
29:50
Oh, well. Slap a hand on the.
29:52
You're watching too much Martin Scorsese. You're
29:55
watching too much Wolf of Wall Street. Win
29:58
Rudy's favourite film, apparently. Is
30:00
it really? Oh, what a surprise. Yeah,
30:02
and Aruni. Keep the stories,
30:04
questions, comments coming in, guys, to Abroad Japan Podcast@gmail.com.
30:06
We're back, learning the weeks all over again, but
30:08
for now, the Malway might be out in the
30:10
big wide world. I'll be yourself a great
30:12
few days. We'll see you right back here to Do It All
30:15
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