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We were talking in the pre-show, like the
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pre-pre-pre-show before we went live, and
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I was asking Marco how things were going, and I
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noted that he seems to have been out of pocket
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a lot recently, and Marco didn't take
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offense at that, and he said, well, we
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got to talk about that. Not in the like,
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I'm in trouble, come to the principal's office way,
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in the, oh, do I have
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a story for you kind of way. So how's
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it going, bud? The
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story's not that interesting. Uh-oh, okay.
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I've been very
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slowly renovating a new
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house, moving into the new house. All
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of the stuff from the old house has been in
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a giant pile of
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boxes that consumes the entire garage of
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the new house, um, because
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we sold the old house months
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ago, like a long time ago,
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like in the fall. Um,
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it's been a journey. Um,
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however, as of this week, I
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have spent the first night in the new
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house. Good. Which is a huge
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step. I am currently recording from
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the new house. Oh, that's good. The
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first podcast recorded in this house was under the radar, uh,
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earlier, I think, yesterday. Hey, didn't we get the first one
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when you were in the driveway in a car? That's
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not, that wasn't in the house. Ah, it was
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on the property. It was, yes. It was on
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the Wi-Fi, it was on the property, but it
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was not in the house. Um, but no, I'm
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now coming to you, um, from the new house,
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from the new office, that is not nearly sound
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damp enough yet, because there's almost nothing in it.
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Um, so I'll be doing some isotope processing on
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the file. You should have taken some of those,
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uh, boxes from the garage, the ones with clothes in
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them, just dumped them out all over the floor. Yeah,
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I have like a moving blanket, a dog, uh, foldable
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mattress. Like I have a bunch of other stuff, like,
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you know, soft things absorbing the sound. No
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offense to Hopps, but I don't think he's really doing a lot
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of work there. No, he's, we don't
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have doorknobs yet. Um, and so
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normally there would be a giant hole in
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the door that would let sound in from
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outside. So I've stuffed a pair of socks
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in the door hole. If you
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see socks stuffed in the knob hole, don't disturb
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Marco. Yeah,
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there's a lot going on here. Oh,
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and most importantly, of course, I
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wasn't able to complete the network wiring
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jack installations until all the painting and
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stuff was done, which I'm not even
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sure if it's done yet, so
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I haven't done it yet. So instead, I'm running
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a network cable in the classic
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way out the window into
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the garden across the front yard.
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Oh, you love taking indoor things and putting
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them outdoors. You're kinked, we know it. I
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can run ethernet outdoors. Oh my God, John.
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That'll be a thrill. Oh my God, John, I'm not
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prepared for this. Wow.
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So anyway, that's our recording right now.
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I'm recording through 140
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ethernet cables going out my window across
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my yard into my garage to
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reach the router. Socks in the door
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hole. But this doesn't sound
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bad, actually. It sounds like everything is mostly copacetic,
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am I wrong? I mean, we're getting there.
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God, there's so much to do. Above me
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in the ceiling in the middle of
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the room is just a hole because the fans
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are like, we're just ordering fans now so those
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haven't gotten installed yet. Our silverware is somewhere in
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the middle of
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the giant cube of boxes in the garage.
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So I went to a dollar store and
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got some little flimsy dollar store silverware to
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eat dinner with. We have no chairs to
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sit on while eating dinners. We're all just
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standing at the counter. It's very much an
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ad hoc situation going on here. We're
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making a word. We were talking about this before, but
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when did you become – we talked about it in
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the context of Casey's link, but when did you become
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a fan person, Marco? What did this happen? Ceiling fans.
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I've always been a ceiling fan person. I love ceiling
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fans. Your past house did not have ceiling fans in
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every room. No, it didn't. And
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that was – It was a problem for you?
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Yes. Ceiling fans are
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awesome. And your beach house doesn't have ceiling
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fans in every room, does it? It has
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them in every bedroom in my office. You
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were a secret fan person. I didn't know
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it. Yes. Ceiling fans. are amazing because first
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of all case either quiet not well that's a
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few that's if you buy one that aren't crap
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in installed on less than ten years ago and
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i did both of those things they were crap
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and they were installed ten actually fifteen years ago
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now you have to try and i mean unless
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it is actually like rocking which i believe is
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not the problem with your like it rocks in
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the chain it's the bit the dome stuff uh...
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i think it would you like to go turn it
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on i'm happy to know that we don't think it's
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impossible to filter out it's operating enough that that the
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chain is hitting the thing i'm afraid often
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had no that's more that that that the family room
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one of the living room depending on what you want to
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call it that's the one that's oscillating up that is probably
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going to fall down at some point that this one i
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think it's just off lady's son you need to new family
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you can probably just tighten that when it like i don't
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know it shouldn't it should be it should be balanced like
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is there is there dust build up on one of the
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the propeller blades or something like it should be stable here's
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the thing john when you live down here in the south
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it's hard to find people that are good at what they
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do when they work on your house and i don't know
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that i think that every way i could do yourself you
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just buy one solid rocket science let
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me let me tell you listeners out there uh...
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if for some reason you are tired of
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constantly being afraid that you're good that you might get
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laid off that you might have to find a job
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let me tell you tech is not the right place for you
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if you if you want to be sure
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that you will always have a job no
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matter what become
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a plumber there
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are no plumbers try to find any
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plumber to come to your house let alone a good
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one become a plumber or
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something some other similar trade electrician like
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any kind of like locally working trade
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you will have infinite work i guarantee
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you you'll be able to command
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whatever price you want that job
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can never be outsourced and will never become a
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i am will never go away on
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the downside yeah
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well you know i think that would be your job in that
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in that way but
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the but yeah i'm sick it is so
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hard to find trades like to find tradespeople
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to come to your house to do Even
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big jobs where they stand to make a
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lot of money, but you can't find enough
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of them. There's infinite demand. Can
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confirm. What's your
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role with ceiling fans, John? What is your ridiculous angst against
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them? I'm not a fan, but I didn't say anything wrong.
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I just didn't know Marco was a fan person. Fan people
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are people who need to have fans blowing on them in
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most of the rooms in their house. I
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wouldn't say need to, but... I would say I
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need to. What a fan does is it buys
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you some headroom from needing
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the air conditioning to be colder. Speaking of
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headroom, fan people tend to be shorter. No
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offense. How low are your ceilings that you're
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going to hit your head on a fan?
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My ceilings are very low, and in my
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in-laws house where they are fan people, I
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am forever dodging fans with my head. How
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tall are you? John, you're not 17 feet
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tall. My word. I'm
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tall enough that fans are a threat to me.
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What's the average height of an American room? Like 8 feet? What are we
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talking about? Yeah, but my ceilings in the house are not 8 feet. And
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the fans usually hang down by what, about 7
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or 8 inches from the ceiling? No, they hang
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down lower than that, especially if they have the
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ones with the little ornate kind of flower-like, a
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swirly little arm with a flowery-like thing on the end of
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them. You know those things? I don't think they've made those
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in 30 years. Well, I mean, I'm
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talking about my in-laws house. It's not brand new stuff. Fair enough.
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Their fans don't oscillate at least, but... Yeah, no. Fan
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people, I don't want air blowing on me. I don't
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want the sound of the fan. Every time I enter
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a room in fan houses, I turn them off, and
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then someone comes in and turns them back on. You're
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constantly walking through fan houses. Your house, your
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fans. Only fans, my friends. Only fans. Oh,
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wow. No, first of all, a ceiling fan on
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low is usually inaudible. And usually
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having that little bit of air movement, if
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it's like a hot day outside and I
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want the air conditioning on, usually
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I can... If I'm just using the fan, I can
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wait until the room is like 78 degrees
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before I really feel like I need the air conditioning
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on. Whereas if I have no air movement, it's more
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like 72 degrees. What we
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had in one of my houses, the last house
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I was in was my parents, by the way.
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It maybe doesn't work in every climate, but it worked pretty
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well. on ours is I think what they call it, like we
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call it the attic fan. Do you know what I'm
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talking about? Yeah, like a central fan that sucks air
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into the attic from the house and so it pulled
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all the air in. Exactly, right. And
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it wasn't particularly good or fancy or whatever, but
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it had the same effect that you're describing where
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we would just open the windows and turn on
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the attic fan and you get cool natural air
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coming in, like in the evening or in
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the morning. It was great. It was so much
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better than the air conditioning. Eventually you had
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to resort to the air conditioning, but I enjoyed that. But
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those are noisy, but the key thing is about those
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is they do not blow air onto you. But
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that's what you want. That's called a breeze. That's not what
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I want. That's absolutely not what I want. That's what fan
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people want. Not what I want. Well, I
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guess I've added myself as a fan person,
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but me too. Don't let him shame you
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or me. Don't let him shame us. I'm
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shaming you. I just see Marco was a
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secret fan person. I didn't know. There are
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dozens of us. There are millions of you.
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Millions. I mean, this is the
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correct opinion. I mean, it's not fair of me
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to be the arbiter of what's right and what's
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wrong, but we are correct. Maybe John's the minority.
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I am. I absolutely am. I understand that the
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majority of Americans are fan people. My own wife
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is a fan person. It's
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coming from inside the house. Do you live in a
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fan house then? Is that the problem? No, I don't
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live in a fan house. I was able to hold
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the line on that, but she's absolutely a fan person.
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So she's been living this whole time denied of her
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fans? Well, not really, because she has her own fans.
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They're just not ceiling fans. But that's the best kind
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of fan. Well, you know, I think in our
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house, the ceilings are so low that the fans really
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would be an issue. Like our ceilings are like seven
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feet. So do the math on that one. It's not
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great. John, you've denied that
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poor woman not only fans, but air
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conditioning. You are a monster, sir. She's
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not denied air conditioning. She gets air conditioning. Don't you worry about
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that. Jim
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Buell writes with regard to image captioning on iOS.
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And I actually meant to bring this up and
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it completely slipped my mind. I'm glad Jim reminded
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us of this. Jim writes, regarding
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image captioning on iOS that you spoke about
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in the last ATP overtime, I recently noticed
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that Siri is able to provide a basic
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description of images sent via iMessage using AirPods
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with announced notifications turned on. Siri will
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say something like, Jane sent a photo with a child
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sitting on the floor playing with a jigsaw puzzle. These
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descriptions have seemed pretty accurate to me. Not sure when
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this debuted, but I started noticing it in the past
10:08
few weeks. I wanna say it's a little more than
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a few weeks. I wanna say it was like two
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to three months maybe. But- Yeah, it's
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been a while. But I've noticed this as
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well, and it's also incredibly nice when
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you're using CarPlay. Because even though I'm not in the car as
10:21
much as I think I make it out to be, it
10:25
is not unusual for me to receive at least a
10:27
couple of text messages when I'm driving, and I never
10:29
look at my phone when I'm driving because I have
10:31
this magical thing called CarPlay, which Marco used to have
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and now has forgotten about. And
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so they'll do the same thing. You know, CarPlay,
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there's Siri on CarPlay, will do the same thing
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where it'll read you a vague
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description of what
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the picture is. And I gotta say, it's
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not always great, but it's certainly a heck
10:49
of a lot better than nothing. Like my
10:51
most infuriating moment in CarPlay is, you know,
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such and such sent you a link to
10:56
twitter.com. Useful. That's
10:59
great. And now this message is read, so I
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will forget to go back to it, and you
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haven't told me anything. You can't read the tweet,
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you can't even read the title of that page.
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Like it's useless. So frustrating. But. Don't
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you have like, do not just start while driving turned
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on? No, only because of CarPlay. I used to before
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I had a car with CarPlay. And now with CarPlay,
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it doesn't affect me unless I tap on
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the screen and say I would like to hear this message. Pay attention
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to the road. Don't worry about the messages you're getting. Right.
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Well anyways, the point is, this is very, very cool, and I'm glad
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that Jim reminded us to bring it up. Again,
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it ain't perfect, but it's a heck of a
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lot better than getting, you know, Aaron sent you
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a picture. Great, thank you
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for that. Like that's useful. You know, I would
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love, if that same
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AI or intelligence, whatever we're going
11:42
to call it, could that
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be used to improve the way Siri
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reads aloud the text messages over AirPods
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as well, which is probably the same
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system? Because even just, not even just
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like images, just the way it reads
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text is often so stupid. The
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way it will like stumble through. things
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like phone numbers or like package
12:02
tracking numbers, it'll stumble through addresses
12:04
really weirdly and poorly, it'll
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fumble all over like bank alerts that
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have like currency, like it'll... The
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way it reads just regular text
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needs a lot of improvement. So this is
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the kind of thing like as Apple increases
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its various use of more advanced AI modeling
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and stuff across regular feature of iOS, this
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is the kind of thing I'm looking forward
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to like, yeah sure, generate me a
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picture of you know a Jeep driving into a
12:29
river, like that's fun sometimes, but what I really
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want much more often is like the
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basics of this kind of stuff to just be better.
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And so I'm kind of... that's what like I'm looking
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forward to more of that like the you know
12:40
the less flashy, more boring improvements to the OS
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that just kind of make everyday life better. Oh
12:44
this image capturing thing by the way, I've had it happen
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to me as well but incredibly inconsistently.
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I don't know what determines
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when it's going to do it or when it
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decides it's not going to. Once
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it is the first time like oh this is great, I bet
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I'll be hearing this from now on. Nope, every
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once in a while it does it, but most of the
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time it doesn't and I don't get it. So hopefully that
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also gets more consistent. Yeah indeed. If
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you are super bored and want something to do,
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you can watch the approximately nine hours of DMA
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compliance feedback session which is now available to anyone
13:13
even those who didn't sign up for it. We'll
13:15
put a link in the show notes. Yeah the
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one thing I'll say about this is I was
13:20
watching it, some of it today. I wanted to
13:22
confirm the length so I could write the nine
13:24
hour thing in the show notes here and so
13:26
I'm like okay well I'll just look at it
13:28
will it just tell me the time? No okay.
13:30
I know at the top it has like a
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time like from 9 a.m to 1700 hours
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or whatever but like I'm like oh was that the length of
13:37
the meeting or is that the length of the video? I'll
13:39
just move the scrubber to the end but
13:41
this video player that is installed on
13:43
this web page is the
13:45
most infuriating thing I've ever seen in
13:48
my entire life. I think it is
13:50
multiple videos and multiple videos broken up
13:52
into pieces right? So even though it's
13:54
one continuous scrubber it's like segmented so
13:56
you can't look at the timestamp to
13:58
see where you are. So for example, I
14:00
was playing it here and then I wanted to play it
14:03
on my phone as I went out to you know Wash
14:05
dishes or whatever. I'm like, let me just send it to
14:07
the same place I was let me just look at the
14:09
time stamp that will not work because on the phone it
14:11
plays them with the native player But it plays them segment
14:13
wise so you have to know which segment you're in and
14:16
which offset within that segment I've never seen anything like this
14:18
in my life. It's it's called a timeline.
14:20
It's just it starts at zero and it goes to some amount
14:24
Wow just really really busy. Anyway, if
14:26
you want to watch the thing it
14:28
is pretty much as boring as you
14:30
would think it would be and probably it's not
14:32
that relevant but you know, if
14:35
you if you're a completionist If you're
14:37
a completionist and Apple's legal woes it is now available
14:39
to you Alright, so caref
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swisher has interviewed Margreta Vestier
14:43
who is the executive vice
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president of the European Commission
14:48
She's been the one that's been doing a lot
14:50
of the talking and tweeting and whatnot about the
14:52
DMA and so on and so forth I
14:55
do plan to listen to this this just broke I think
14:57
earlier today, so I didn't have a chance to listen before
14:59
we were recorded but John
15:02
Gruber over at Daring Fireball. I don't know why I introduced
15:04
him like that as though we didn't know who he was
15:06
But here we are anyways John
15:09
has listened to it and has some
15:11
brief notes on it and apparently Margreta
15:14
has confirmed that EU contacted Apple about
15:16
both the home screen web apps thing
15:18
and Epic's account that they took
15:20
away and then curiously gave back. So here we are
15:22
That's me confirming that because I did listen to the
15:25
interview. Oh, thank you Yeah, she straight up straight up
15:27
says like, you know, we were speculating Oh, it's probably
15:29
because the EU contact them She just says yeah this
15:31
thing happened and then we talked to Apple and asked
15:33
them to change it and At
15:36
least those two things about the home screen web app thing is
15:38
a thing We didn't get a chance to talk about on the
15:40
show but it's not that important but Apple was doing a
15:42
thing and people were annoyed by it and The
15:45
European Commission contacted Apple and they changed it and
15:47
same thing with Africa's account where we're like Oh
15:49
the EU probably contacted them. That's why they did
15:51
it Yep she confirms both of those things and
15:54
it's sort of matter-of-fact way and it's like we've
15:56
been wondering about that and we have
15:58
to hear the confirmation on a interview
16:00
podcast, whatever, I mean, more
16:02
of the mysteries of this process. All
16:05
right. Apple, Meta and Google have
16:07
been officially targeted by the EU
16:09
in DMA non-compliance investigations. This is
16:11
coverage from the Verge. The European
16:14
commission is opening five non-compliance investigations
16:16
into how Apple, Google and Meta
16:18
are complying with its new digital
16:20
markets act antitrust rules. Quote,
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we suspect that the suggested solutions put
16:24
forward by the three companies do not
16:27
fully comply with the DMA. The EU's
16:29
antitrust chief, again, Margaret Vestier,
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I think I have that right, said,
16:34
and so this, I, we
16:36
have a little more to say about this, but
16:38
I find it so delightful. I know everyone has
16:40
made this point at least once, maybe twice, but
16:42
I will now make it thrice. It is so
16:44
delicious that Apple has to just throw stuff against
16:46
the wall and pray that the people in charge
16:48
like it. Like, oh, the just desserts here. Or
16:50
there's in the schadenfreude is just,
16:53
it's just chef kiss. It's so great. I'm,
16:55
I'm so here. But they're really not trying
16:57
that hard. The EU has issued guidelines and
16:59
Apple is welcome to do all of the
17:01
work up front to see what
17:03
will fit and then submit their work to the
17:05
EU, the European Commission. And they'll tell them whether they
17:07
fit their guidance or not, but they have to do
17:10
all the work first. They've already got a much better
17:13
back and forth because they have that whole
17:15
feedback session where Apple was allowed to participate.
17:17
Can you imagine having nine hours to talk
17:19
with App Review about why they rejected your
17:21
app and to defend why you think it
17:23
should, that it does comply? Like, so this
17:25
is all, it's not just Apple. It's
17:27
obviously as metagogical and whatever. I continue to think that
17:29
the DMA is poorly written and that if they consulted
17:32
with people who knew better about the tech industry, they
17:34
could have said, what do you really want to happen
17:36
here? Because what you've written is not going to cause
17:39
that to happen. And lo and behold, what they've written
17:41
has not caused what they wanted to happen. So they
17:43
had that nine hour feedback session, compliance feedback to basically
17:45
say, Hey, you out there in the
17:47
world, do you have a complaint about how any of
17:49
these companies have complied with the DMA? I think this
17:51
nine hour one might've just been Apple, right? But anyways,
17:53
like, do you have complaints about how they complied? And
17:56
as you imagine, as we discussed at length on
17:58
past episodes, yes, people how
18:00
Apple is complying. So they have that nine hour
18:02
session, and in response to that, the
18:05
European Commission said, okay, Apple and
18:07
Meta and Google, we think
18:09
you're probably not complying with what we
18:11
wrote, which again, it's shocking because what they wrote is too
18:13
vague. And so now they're going
18:16
to investigate whether
18:18
they are complying and presumably tell them what they
18:20
need to do to comply. And
18:23
the specific things that they have complaints about
18:26
are things that we talked about in the past, but are also
18:29
things that they could have written more clearly in the DNA. Indeed.
18:33
And I do find it so funny in
18:35
every sense of the word that in
18:38
the European Union, it is apparently okay, and
18:40
I don't mean that to be snarky, I
18:42
genuinely didn't know this, but it's apparently okay
18:45
to just kind of make these hand wavy
18:47
rules and just expect people to understand it
18:49
and work on it. And
18:51
that's very different than my perception, at
18:53
least, of the way the US works,
18:55
where everything is extraordinarily specific and
18:58
any T's are cross-nights are dotted. I
19:00
feel like I'm implying the EU is
19:02
not doing a good job. That's not
19:04
what I mean. It's just that it seems
19:07
like the EU very much wants these
19:09
companies to comply with the very clear spirit
19:11
of the law, and that is just not
19:14
a thing here in the States. Like it's
19:16
the law is the law. The
19:18
spirit of the law doesn't matter. All that matters is
19:20
what are the words on the paper? I think our
19:22
laws are also extremely vague, but maybe there's a little
19:25
bit more horse-grating up front with the
19:27
powers that be to make sure that everyone agrees before
19:29
something has passed what it's going to take to comply with it,
19:32
which is helpful, but apparently that didn't take place here. I
19:34
just think the things they wrote
19:36
in, I think Apple and all the other
19:38
companies probably are not in
19:41
compliance with the letter of the DMA, but
19:43
the spirit is beyond that. I really feel
19:45
like this could have been avoided. It's
19:48
easy to comply in these annoying
19:50
ways when you don't specifically anticipate
19:52
these kind of, people
19:54
call it malicious compliance. It depends on
19:57
how pessimistic you want to be about the companies.
20:00
You could just be saying they're doing what they think
20:02
they need to do and it's not actually malicious because
20:04
it's poorly written, but it could also be malicious. But
20:06
either way, the DMA
20:09
could have been written better, but I think
20:12
there are actual violations of the letter of
20:14
it. So this is from the EC's press
20:16
release, specifically about Apple, a few highlights that
20:18
are super interesting and
20:21
really highlight how the EC could have
20:23
improved the DMA to avoid the situation.
20:25
So the commission has opened proceedings against
20:27
Apple regarding their measures to comply with
20:29
their obligations to enable end users to
20:31
easily uninstall any software applications on iOS,
20:33
easily change the default settings on iOS, and
20:36
prompt users with choice screens which must effectively
20:38
and easily allow them to select alternative default
20:40
service such as browser, search engine, or iPhone.
20:43
If you watch that nine hour feedback
20:45
session, so much of the feedback is
20:48
complaining about minute details about the screen where you get
20:50
to pick what your browser is. The
20:53
people who are giving the feedback have
20:55
legitimate complaints, but honestly, this is not
20:58
the meat of the problem with Apple's
21:00
anti-competitive behavior. This
21:05
is not being able to choose the default browser. Okay,
21:07
they should be able to, but let's not litigate the
21:10
minutia of the selection screen for seven
21:12
hours. That is missing the forest of
21:14
the trees entirely. I don't think they're wrong. They
21:16
had some good points, but the amount
21:19
of time dedicated to that blows my mind. Same thing
21:21
with the non-compliance. These things like changing
21:23
default settings and the choice screens and uninstalling,
21:25
and it's like, well, you made it possible,
21:27
but it's not that possible. It's just so
21:29
picky about the details of those things. Not
21:32
important. Here's the big one. Lurking. It's
21:35
not even one of the major points. It's like, oh, and by the way, also this. This
21:37
is the final bullet point. Apple's new fee
21:40
structure and other terms and conditions for alternative
21:42
app stores and distribution of apps from the
21:44
web may be defeating the purpose of its
21:46
obligations under Article 6-4 of the DMA. That's
21:49
the meat of it. That's what we talked
21:51
about when we talked about this. Apple has
21:53
essentially complied in a way that makes alternative
21:55
app stores, forces alternative app stores to not
21:57
be more attractive than what they already... Apple
22:00
already offers. Like by imposing
22:02
these fees, by saying it's gonna be a real
22:04
pain in your butt and look at these numbers,
22:06
you're probably not gonna be able to do anything
22:08
better than we do, because we're gonna be still
22:11
taking a huge amount of your money and whatever
22:13
is left, maybe you can get a little bit
22:15
of money and basically in the end, you can't
22:17
be any better than us. So it's, oh, it's
22:20
competition, but we've arranged financial things that make it
22:22
so that your alternative App Store can't really be
22:24
that much better than ours. And
22:26
in fact, may actually be worse and will certainly be
22:28
way more work for you. Yeah, that may
22:30
be defeating the purpose of its obligations under blah, blah,
22:32
blah. Yeah, you should have written that in, they're like,
22:35
oh, and by the way, Apple, you can't ask for
22:37
all the money from the alternative App Stores. Making
22:39
them economically unviable unless you have a spite store
22:42
like Epic, right? And you just remove their account.
22:45
That's not, like they spend so much time talking
22:47
about, oh, it's not fair that, you
22:50
know, the selection
22:52
of browsers on
22:54
the browser choice screen are browsers that
22:56
have a large number of sales in the current App Store.
22:58
What if someone has a third party browser that's not in
23:01
the current App Store and yada yada? I'm like, yeah, that's
23:03
a valid point, but geez, that is
23:05
not the big one. So
23:07
the fact that they throw this in, they're
23:09
like, yeah, the whole thing, they don't say the
23:11
core technology fee, they don't say the whole percentage
23:13
and the, you know, all the other things we've
23:15
talked about monetarily with alternative App Stores and side
23:17
loading, they don't say that specifically, but
23:19
they vaguely allude to that and it's like, oh
23:22
yeah, Apple, as a side
23:24
note, the entire foundation of your DMA compliance
23:26
may be considered to be non-compliance, so get
23:28
ready. But don't worry, because
23:30
we're going to figure out what the conclusion
23:32
of those proceedings that they opened today, we're
23:34
gonna figure out those conclusions and let me
23:36
check my notes, oh, a year. Oh yeah,
23:38
so this is just, this is from Six
23:41
Colors that Jason pulled from an interview with
23:44
Margaretha Vestier in a
23:46
Reuters interview. This is before the
23:48
whole non-compliance investigation was announced and
23:50
she said, if the new Apple
23:52
fee structure will de facto not make it in
23:54
any way attractive to use the benefits of the
23:57
DMA, that is the kind of thing we'll be
23:59
investigating. Yeah, that's why. You should have written the
24:01
DMA differently because if you had asked hey is
24:03
it possible for Apple to Seemingly
24:05
comply with this but just to make it
24:07
not attractive at all to Have
24:10
an alternative app store. We all want to raise their hands and
24:12
we I know I know how they're gonna do it They're just
24:14
gonna ask for money Anyway,
24:18
so yeah 12 months Think
24:21
the government moves slowly. We'll see how
24:23
this goes and it's not just Apple It's Apple
24:25
meta and Google and it's multiple threads And so
24:27
the fact that apparently nobody was able to comply
24:29
with this to the satisfaction of the EU and
24:31
they're all being investigated Some of that is on
24:34
the EU and poorly written Anonymous
24:37
writes to us with regard to the the
24:39
DOJ suit here in the states and
24:41
iOS messages app versus third-party messages app
24:44
So this anonymous person writes regarding this bit
24:46
from the DOJ complaint and this is a
24:49
quote from their Apple prohibits third-party developers from
24:51
incorporating Other important features into their messaging apps
24:53
as well For example third-party messaging apps cannot
24:55
continue operating in the background when the app
24:57
is closed Which impairs functionality
24:59
like message delivery confirmation we talked about
25:01
this last episode and we're like there's
25:04
no definition of those words No reasonable definition
25:06
of the words in that sentence that is
25:08
technically true, right? But the
25:10
feedback that you're about to get to Says
25:13
okay those words even though they are
25:15
just vague and ridiculous Like obviously third-party
25:18
messaging apps can continue operating the background
25:20
just like any iOS app can subject
25:22
to constraints yada-yada and message
25:24
delivery confirmation can be done through push notification
25:26
so on its face that sentence is not
25:29
true and makes no sense, but That's
25:32
just in the complaint. That's not the court case, right? So
25:34
this feedback and we have multiple pieces of feedback
25:36
I picked up one of the most succinct ones
25:38
is basically saying when you read that What's
25:41
under lurking underneath those two sentences is
25:43
this and this is actually a an
25:45
issue Yeah, so I didn't
25:47
think it was an issue at all You know This
25:50
is why I push notifications exist, but no it's an
25:52
issue and this is one of the comments that we
25:54
got to convince me So back to the synonymous feedback.
25:56
I work in a major messaging app and I can
25:58
provide some more information from an end engineering perspective. iMessage
26:01
is not a single app, but a set
26:03
of processes and services with escalated or reduced
26:05
privileges. Other apps are forced to
26:07
be in a single process. This is a severe
26:10
limitation, especially for security and performance. Apple's
26:12
quote-unquote blast door, low privilege
26:14
process handles all untrusted and
26:17
high-risk data, for example, media
26:19
attachments, in messages. Only
26:21
iMessage can do that. Competitor messengers are
26:23
forced to either compromise security and performance
26:26
or compromise on features, for example, support
26:28
fewer attachment types. iMessage does
26:30
a lot of processing in the background, specifically
26:32
to handle incoming messages much better than any
26:34
of the competitors can do. You
26:36
had mentioned APNS on the show, Apple Push
26:39
Notification Service, but there is much more to
26:41
do for each incoming message than just displaying
26:43
a notification. For example, for
26:46
the best receiver experience, you would want
26:48
to preprocess attachments and send delivery confirmations.
26:50
This is currently either severely limited or
26:53
not possible at all for third-party apps.
26:56
Also, check the permissions for the
26:58
Messages app in iOS settings, Messages.
27:00
I see three items there, while
27:02
other full-featured third-party messaging apps request
27:05
more than a dozen. I
27:07
think this is with regard to privacy features. You know,
27:09
can you share your location? Can you share this? Can
27:12
you share that? Anyway, back to Anonymous. Did you notice that
27:14
Messages does not ask you for location access? Have you seen
27:16
a warning that Messages has been able to access your entire
27:18
photo library for the past 10 months? Probably
27:21
not. I could go on and on, but the
27:23
point is that messaging really is an example of
27:25
Apple's anti-competitive behavior. So I was reading this and
27:27
I was all ready to start arguing in favor of Apple,
27:30
and maybe because of Michelle, who knows. But anyways, I really didn't
27:32
think this was a big deal. And as I read more and
27:34
more into this, and there were a couple other pieces of feedback
27:36
like John said that were very similar, I've
27:38
been convinced that no, this is legitimately kind
27:41
of gross. Yeah, this is one
27:43
of the things about the DOJ trial. I tried to
27:45
emphasize last week, and I'll reemphasize now, that
27:47
despite the complaint being kind
27:49
of book-reporting and technically inaccurate and poorly worded
27:51
and all that other stuff, the complaint is
27:53
not the court case, right? And
27:56
during the court case, whatever they choose to attack Apple
27:58
for... there
28:01
is ample examples of Apple preferencing its stuff
28:03
over third-party stuff. It's easy to find that
28:05
stuff. We could name stuff off the top
28:07
of their head. The things they picked on
28:09
the complaint seem weird to us, but even
28:12
lurking under something as simple as this where
28:14
it tries to say that, you know, third-party
28:16
messaging apps can't do message delivery
28:18
confirmation. Like, well, that's not true. They can't operate in
28:20
the background. Well, that's not true, right? But what is
28:22
true, and what we could have told them and they
28:25
could have written a sense better, is, yeah, of course,
28:27
messages has privileges that third-party messaging apps do not have.
28:29
Here is just a list of some of them. There's
28:31
even more from the other people who sent the feedback of,
28:33
like, look at all the things that messages can do that
28:35
we literally can't do because we're not allowed to. And what
28:37
we would say is, like, yeah, duh, everyone knows that. Apple
28:39
privileges its own apps on its operating system, right? Of
28:42
course, to win this lawsuit, the
28:44
DOJ has to prove that Apple
28:46
has monopoly power before they can
28:48
then go after them for all the many, many things that
28:51
Apple does to privilege its own apps over third-party apps. And
28:53
you have to sort of show that it is, you know,
28:57
doing that is fine if they're not a monopoly.
28:59
So they have to say, you are, you do
29:01
have monopoly power in whatever market we define. If
29:03
we successfully prove that, it should be so easy
29:05
to pick however many small things you can pick
29:08
that Apple does that privilege its stuff over everybody
29:10
else's. And this message, for example, is just one.
29:12
Now, how significant is that privileging? You know, how
29:14
important is it? What kind of remedy is required
29:16
in response to that? Does it address any of
29:18
the real issues that we've talked about in terms
29:21
of competitive app stores and Apple taking
29:23
cuts of money and everything goes through the store
29:25
and having control? Like, those are much larger issues
29:27
that the DOJ thing doesn't even seem to want to tackle.
29:30
But if the DOJ is able
29:32
to prove that Apple has monopoly power, it
29:35
should be trivially easy for them to find a whole
29:37
bunch of, quote-unquote, little things like this, because
29:39
we know Apple does this all the time. And, you know,
29:41
again, we see this and we say, yeah, that's just the
29:44
way it is. It's their platform and they get privileges. But
29:46
some of that stuff, in theory, may
29:48
be illegal if Apple has monopoly power. Speaking
29:51
of monopoly power, apparently it is
29:53
sort of kind of my fault
29:55
that the DOJ antitrust suit is
29:57
happening in New Jersey because apparently
29:59
Apparently this was a thing with fake teeth, and I have
30:02
a couple of those. So – That's
30:04
the hell of an intro. Yeah, we have a couple of days ago.
30:06
What do artificial teeth have to do with the
30:09
Department of Justice's massive lawsuit against Apple? Well,
30:11
they may be one of the reasons why the DOJ decided to file its lawsuit
30:13
in the state of New Jersey instead of, say, Virginia,
30:15
hooray, or Washington, D.C., like it did for
30:17
Google and Microsoft. So
30:20
apparently, William
30:22
Kovac-Chick, former FTC chair,
30:24
noted that the Third Circuit Court of Appeals, which
30:27
covers the New Jersey District Court, has, quote, some
30:29
pretty good law for plaintiffs on monopolization
30:31
issues. Quote, he goes to point
30:33
to a 2005 decision by
30:35
the Third Circuit in favor of the government
30:37
in a case called U.S. vs. Dent's supply.
30:40
In that case, the appeals court found
30:42
that the denture manufacturing company violated anti-monopoly
30:44
law by using, quote, exclusive dealing agreements
30:46
to prevent rivals from getting inputs they
30:48
need to succeed. Quote, Rebecca Hall-Allensworth, antitrust
30:51
professor and associate dean for research at
30:53
Vanderbilt Law School, notes that the Dent's
30:55
supply case may prove particularly useful for
30:57
the government's argument for Apple's market dominance.
30:59
While she says courts often consider monopoly power to
31:01
be more in the range of 90 percent market
31:04
share, Dent's supply had 75 to 80 percent market
31:06
share based on revenue and 67 percent based
31:08
on units. And then she said that,
31:10
I'm guessing, is at least part of why they
31:12
filed there. For people unfamiliar with
31:14
our weird U.S. law system, what they're talking about
31:17
here is I think what's known as forum shopping,
31:19
or is this probably a
31:21
similar phase I'm forgetting, where basically when
31:23
you're going to have a lawsuit, you
31:25
can choose where you want to file the lawsuit,
31:27
especially if it's like a federal lawsuit. They can choose. So
31:30
they filed in New Jersey. Apple's not headquartered in
31:32
New Jersey. The government, the capital of the United
31:34
States is not New Jersey, right? Why
31:36
did they pick New Jersey? This may be
31:39
why. That's why
31:41
all these patent stuff gets filed in East
31:43
Texas because they have judges in that court
31:45
system that are friendly to stupid patents, right?
31:48
So yeah, why is it filed in New
31:51
Jersey? This probably does not hurt. Indeed.
31:54
Then, Gavin Lang writes, I am
31:56
currently a master of public policy
31:58
student interested of the technology industry.
32:01
And I found your conversation in episode 597 about the
32:03
DOJ lawsuit against Apple
32:05
very interesting. Last year, Senator Bennett
32:07
of Colorado issued S1671,
32:09
the Digital Platform Commission Act
32:11
of 2023. Essentially, it would
32:14
create a new regulatory body equivalent to the
32:16
FDA with the authority to regulate tech companies.
32:18
The stated purpose of this bill is to
32:20
address two primary issues, among others, with federal
32:22
regulation in the tech industry by allocating
32:25
significant bureaucratic discretion to
32:27
the commission. Number one, the tech industry iterates
32:29
so quickly that it is impossible for Congress
32:32
to pass laws quickly enough to keep up
32:34
adequately with these companies. And
32:36
two, there is not a culture of highly
32:38
technical employees in the federal government or
32:40
in Congress to craft policy that appropriately
32:42
addresses the uniqueness of the tech industry.
32:44
The commission would take, it would include
32:47
a quote unquote code council staffed by
32:49
technical experts, nonprofits, academics, and representatives from
32:51
companies who own the platforms. This
32:53
helps to solve many of the issues you noted,
32:55
such as the federal government often having trouble defining
32:58
what a market is in the industry. To
33:00
address this concern, the commission would be required
33:02
to enter into an MOU, Memorandum of Understanding,
33:05
with the FTC and DOJ to assist them
33:07
in enforcing current laws where there is overlap
33:09
in jurisdiction. I believe the most effective
33:11
way for the federal government to approach the
33:13
regulation of the tech industry would be
33:15
to create a new agency dedicated to creating
33:18
a comprehensive regulatory regime. I've
33:20
done said here, assuming that bill went nowhere. Congress
33:24
going to Congress. Anyway, this is
33:26
one better feedback I got from the last episode
33:29
of me saying that it's how
33:31
preferable it is to be able to affirmatively
33:33
make a law of saying what you want.
33:36
And I think I did mention regulation several times,
33:38
but maybe I didn't emphasize it enough. You don't
33:41
actually literally have to pass new laws every time
33:43
you want something done. One of the things you
33:45
can do, one of the things Congress can do
33:48
is pass laws that create
33:50
regulatory bodies. And then
33:52
it is an abuse the law and use
33:55
those regulatory bodies with the power to regulate
33:57
the industries they control until we're helping them to get
33:59
control of the government. government and tell you that the
34:01
EPA can't control people polluting in rivers. But anyway,
34:03
setting that aside, we have
34:05
things like the FDA and the EPA that
34:07
are regulatory bodies who are imbued by laws
34:10
with the power to regulate the industries that
34:12
they control. And so every time the FDA
34:14
determines whether something is safe or unsafe or
34:16
whatever, make some new guidelines for poultry or
34:19
whatever, you know, whatever they're doing, it's not
34:21
like you have to pass a new law
34:23
through Congress every time. These regulatory bodies are
34:25
empowered to do that. So they can move
34:27
much more nimbly and swiftly. The
34:30
European Commission, from a US perspective,
34:32
looks like a regulatory body, right? They're not,
34:34
you know, voting on and passing laws in
34:36
the EU in the same way that Congress
34:38
passes laws that apply to the US. They
34:40
are a regulatory body that is tasked with
34:43
regulating commerce, I guess, the European
34:45
Commission or whatever. Anyway, they're currently looking at the
34:47
tech sector and their passing, whatever their system
34:49
is, I'm sure it's different than ours, but it looks to
34:51
us much more like a regulatory body. So
34:53
it's not like you have to have individual tailored new laws every
34:55
time you want to change something. We can
34:57
and do make regulatory bodies that regulate all
34:59
parts of life in the US with
35:02
some success, I would say, things like the FAA, FDA,
35:04
even the EPA, despite my earlier snark,
35:08
I think have been shown to
35:10
be useful and partially successful things
35:13
within our government. So a bill
35:15
like this, or even something that expands the,
35:17
I mean, I wouldn't expand like the FTC
35:19
or whatever to cover this. But anyway, all
35:22
I'm saying is it doesn't have to be a new law every
35:24
single time. We can actually have regulatory bodies. All
35:27
right. We have breaking
35:29
news as of earlier today. WWDC
35:32
has been announced. I lost a
35:34
bet with myself. It is actually Marco's birthday week,
35:37
which I should have guessed because it always is.
35:39
That's the thing. It usually isn't. It hasn't covered
35:41
my birthday, which is June 11. It hasn't covered
35:43
June 11 for like seven or eight years. It's
35:45
been a while. Oh, I feel like it always
35:47
then abutted your birthday one way or another. Yeah,
35:49
it's always the week before. I thought it would
35:51
be the, what the second or third or whatever
35:53
it was that Monday. I don't have a calendar
35:55
in front of me and turns out, nope,
35:57
it's June 10 to 14 and it's going to
35:59
be. just like the last couple of years, a
36:02
special event on Monday, June 10, and
36:05
you can sign up to get a free
36:07
ticket to go to that, which I have
36:09
done. I honestly don't know if I will
36:11
go even if I do get a ticket.
36:14
I probably would if I got a press pass, but if
36:16
I get a regular Schmo ticket, I don't know if I
36:18
would bother because it's considerable expense and we'll see. Marco,
36:21
did you even know that this was a
36:23
thing given how busy you've been and if
36:25
so, did you sign up? I did indeed
36:28
sign up. We'll see what happens. WBDEC
36:30
for me is always fun. Even
36:33
though business-wise, I
36:35
shouldn't be too excited about Apple stuff recently
36:37
because of all this court stuff and it's putting
36:40
a big damper on their images for me as
36:42
a developer and everything. That's all true. I
36:45
also just love their stuff and
36:47
WBDEC is always a really good
36:49
time for me. It's always
36:51
a very motivating time as well. I always
36:53
am there and I get all jazzed up
36:55
and all motivated to just go do
36:58
all the new stuff for Overcast that I need to do.
37:00
It's good for that as
37:02
well. Even though I continue
37:05
to have conflicting feelings about how
37:07
Apple treats the App Store
37:09
and their relationship with developers, I
37:12
still generally maintain
37:14
that that's a problem
37:16
with a very small number of people at the top.
37:19
WBDEC has a chance for you
37:22
to see all the work and
37:24
interact with all the other people in the
37:26
company, most of whom have, I would say,
37:28
healthier views of their relationship with developers. It's
37:33
the time when I get
37:35
to feel really good about what they're doing and about what
37:37
I'm doing as a developer on their platforms. Indeed.
37:40
I've signed up as well. We'll
37:42
see what happens. John, I'm sure that you signed up
37:44
to leave your house for any reason. I
37:47
did. I've been trying to go to WDC ever since it's
37:49
been at Apple Park. You did sign up? I'm sorry. I
37:51
always sign up. Every year. What? Haven't
37:53
you listened to me? I've been so annoyed that I haven't been able to go
37:55
here. I'm like, I really want to go to one at Apple Park. I've never,
37:57
well, I haven't been to Apple Park. But Officially, I've never been to Apple Park.
38:02
I've never been there for an Apples and let's
38:04
say that ah and side you I absolutely want
38:06
to attend are easy at Apple Park because I
38:09
have never tended to be with you more. I'm
38:11
not going to have a resume some sort of
38:13
like to travel by. Love going to it. I
38:15
hadn't even mostly likes is my third a fan
38:17
of both was it is good but still fun.
38:19
Ah so yeah I put my head and the
38:21
ring to hopefully get a ticket this year despite
38:23
missing out of and as we said apple that
38:25
I was invited to go the year my son
38:27
graduated from high school and the reason I remember.
38:30
That is for has declined because I had to
38:32
go to his graduate since have to but I
38:34
chose to go to his graduation resinous and of
38:36
literacy be they literally overlap and it was painful
38:39
read have to say thank you So much like
38:41
a matter of the press passes I guess I'm
38:43
actually invitation but enforcement the decline because my son
38:45
of graduate schools i went to my son's high
38:47
school graduation was never invited w every seguin assists
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was that one t one I want to say
38:52
is every the a sophomore in college now so
38:54
and amount of mouth and well I on wednesday
38:56
than ever now but I think that wasn't You
38:59
and I both gotten. The relatively late invited
39:01
to find and will take it over know
39:03
invites but at that point like as he
39:05
Mcallister wasn't vaccinated and Saddam want to get
39:07
on a plane and.and you obviously had a
39:09
of much bigger thing to do worry about
39:11
than the Bbc and yeah since then we've
39:13
been ghost which said but it took a
39:15
sip am anyway I'm not one second I'm
39:18
getting a press pass I'm like I just
39:20
want like one of the regular lottery things
39:22
with and also to be fair to Apple
39:24
I was lucky enough to get a lottery
39:26
driven ticket to the read a resume San
39:28
Francisco and San Jose A lot. More than
39:30
should be allowed me. I can't say no, I'm
39:32
not going to move and I've been deprived. Absolutely
39:34
haven't been on saying that I would really like
39:36
to go to at least one de Vito receive
39:38
it up Park. So fingers crossed with this. yeah,
39:41
Yeah man. Health How wilde would it be
39:43
if we do well and it's pretty busy see
39:45
one way or the other this year that be
39:47
pretty cool and see a so we'll see what
39:50
happens. or Greg just reacted sweet. It's going to
39:52
be capital A. Absolutely Capital I Incredible. which I
39:54
really don't like. Reading into these things with that
39:56
seems pretty on the nose. out of you. don't
39:58
need to read into that. In a letter
40:00
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40:03
possibly be the of and and out
40:05
of i didn't look at episode of
40:07
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40:09
make any even. Saints
40:11
towards A I stuff. Of course we all know the
40:14
rumors had been a as tough as thereby we talked
40:16
about in the Virus episode of Twenty Twenty Four Hours
40:18
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40:20
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40:22
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40:24
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40:27
are just in case you're wondering up as rumors are
40:29
true it's you know sometimes. We have these rumors
40:31
that go on for months and months and then
40:33
apple like has to do like subject leads to
40:35
undercut them like I'm wrong. The result is rumors
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of hardware a deputy see and happen. Basically had
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to say this gonna be no Harvard divinity sit
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43:02
the first thing we have to talk about is that people
43:04
are getting fed up with all the useless tech in their
43:06
cars. This was from July of 2023 apparently
43:08
that J.D. Power, which is a I don't know,
43:10
the first thing that we're going to do is
43:12
we're going to talk about the they kind of
43:14
do surveys and stuff of car owners. You know,
43:16
like user research and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. So the
43:19
verge rights for the first time in 20
43:21
years of J.D. Power's car owner survey. There's
43:23
a consecutive year over year decline in satisfaction
43:26
with most of the IR directed toward
43:28
in car infotainment. The overall satisfaction amongst
43:30
car owners is 845 on
43:32
a 1000 point scale, a decrease
43:34
of two whole points from a year ago and
43:36
three points lower than in 2021. Only 56 percent
43:39
of owners prefer to use their vehicles built in
43:41
system to play audio down from 75. And
43:45
less than half of owners said they like using
43:47
their cars native controls for navigation voice recognition or
43:49
to make phone calls. Yeah. I
43:51
mean, I know all the electric car
43:53
people. Hi Marco are going to come out and
43:55
go. No, the electric car people get it. There's
43:57
so much better. But really, yeah. Anyway,
44:00
for all of us regular people with
44:02
regular cars, I can tell you that
44:04
I have never used an in-car infotainment
44:07
that was even half as good as
44:09
CarPlay. My Volkswagen is
44:11
pretty good, and I actually really like
44:13
my BMWs, even though even when I
44:15
bought it, it was relatively aged. But
44:18
that being said, it's just not as good as CarPlay.
44:20
So I am not surprised that these
44:22
auto manufacturers who really don't know what they're doing when
44:25
it comes to software, when they
44:27
try software, I'm not surprised it doesn't go terribly well.
44:30
They know what they're doing when it comes to pinching pennies, though. And
44:32
I feel like the headline here is not so much that
44:34
the score was awful or that the people don't
44:36
like the native stuff and prefer their phone stuff.
44:39
The headline is, in 28 years of doing this
44:41
stupid survey, and I don't put too much stock
44:43
in their surveys, but either way, in 28 years,
44:46
this is the first year-over-year decline. And
44:48
so that shows it's not just like, well, it fluctuates
44:50
from year to year, and who cares or whatever. That's
44:53
a long run with people generally saying each year,
44:55
they're a little bit more satisfied because the
44:58
tech inside their car would get better or whatever.
45:00
Now, year-over-year decline with
45:02
most of them signing dissatisfaction with the
45:05
infotainment, I see that squarely on
45:07
the automakers of, like you said Casey, A, not
45:09
being good at this, but B, seeing
45:11
as we've discussed and we're about to discuss further, dollar
45:14
signs when they say, we
45:16
can get rid of all of these buttons and
45:18
stuff and just put everything on touch screens. And
45:20
yeah, we're not very good at making touch screens,
45:22
but it'll save us so much money,
45:24
and it's futuristic. We'll love it. And
45:27
the fancy electric cars that actually
45:29
do have native in-car stuff, even
45:31
though Casey still wishes they had
45:33
carplay, they're mostly around the area,
45:36
with the exception of Tesla, the model why it sells
45:38
in huge numbers. And maybe that's
45:40
trying to bring up the average for everybody
45:42
else, but I can tell you outside of
45:44
Tesla and the other good EV makers, infotainment
45:46
situation on cars that regular people
45:48
buy has been getting worse and worse.
45:52
It's really no good. I mean, as much as I
45:54
snark on Marco and his electric cars, I
45:56
will absolutely admit and
45:59
concede that. that the Teslas of the
46:01
world and the Rivians of the world
46:03
have way better infotainment than pretty much
46:05
anything else that I've seen. For
46:08
me, I still don't particularly care
46:10
for it and I still would
46:12
vastly prefer carplay. Vastly prefer carplay.
46:14
But they are definitely
46:16
the best of the breed if you're not considering
46:18
Android Auto or carplay. But they're also, and Tesla
46:20
in particular, is one of the largest vendors for
46:22
this next item. Right, so European crash
46:24
tester Euro NCAP, I mean, I don't know
46:27
how to summarize it other than they're doing
46:29
the Lord's work. So they
46:32
say that carmakers must bring back physical controls or
46:36
they will pay the price in terms of ratings.
46:38
So this was covered on
46:40
Ars Technica earlier this month. Matthew
46:42
Avery, who is the director of
46:44
strategic development for the Automotive Safety
46:46
Organization European New Car Assessment Program
46:48
or Euro NCAP, says that
46:51
the overuse of touch screens is an
46:53
industry-wide problem, amen, with almost every
46:55
vehicle maker moving key controls onto
46:57
central touch screens, preach, obliging
47:00
drivers to take their eyes off the
47:02
road and raising the risk of distraction
47:04
crashes. Ah-ha, new Euro NCAP
47:06
tests due in 2026 will
47:09
encourage manufacturers to use separate physical controls
47:11
for basic functions in an intuitive manner,
47:13
limiting eyes off-road time and therefore promoting
47:15
safer driving. So Euro NCAP
47:17
wants to see the physical controls for
47:19
turn signals, hazard lights, windshield wipers, the
47:22
horn and any SOS features like the
47:24
European Union's e-call feature. Euro
47:26
NCAP is not a government regulator so it
47:29
has no power to mandate the car makers
47:31
use physical controls for these functions, but a
47:33
five-star safety score from Euro NCAP is a
47:35
strong selling point, similar to the IHS or
47:37
the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety's coveted top
47:39
safety pick program here in the US. And
47:42
it is likely this pressure will be effective.
47:44
Just, I'm
47:46
here for this. I'm so incredibly here
47:48
for this. One of the great things
47:50
about it not being a government regulator,
47:53
so they're kind of making these assertions,
47:56
like there's no sort of burden of proof to
47:58
say, well, but is it actually safer to... physical
48:00
controls versus toxic controls? What have
48:02
you tested to show this is the case and all sorts of
48:04
other things? And I know that we've talked about stories in the
48:06
past where people have done studies and this to show that it
48:08
is safer. But in general, you look at this, you're like, oh,
48:11
common sense dictates that yeah, you can use a physical control without
48:13
looking at it much more easily. You can use touch screen without
48:15
looking at it. Even if things never move in the touchscreen, even
48:17
if they're always in the same place, you can't really feel for
48:19
the location. One of the things that I thought about when
48:22
considering the story was like, you know, we're just
48:24
trying to get out of winter here, although it's
48:26
still a little ice on my morning walks with
48:28
the dog. But anyway, in
48:30
theory, spring is coming. But during the whole winter, in
48:33
my wife's car, which has heated seats, I
48:36
wear gloves in the car, big winter
48:39
gloves, because my hands are always freezing. Anyway, I
48:42
can not only turn
48:45
the seat heaters to off low or
48:47
high for either one of the front
48:49
seats with my gloves on without looking,
48:51
I can also tell if they are
48:54
currently off low
48:56
or high for both seats in the dark
48:58
without looking at them with my winter gloves
49:00
on with my big, giant winter gloves on.
49:02
And you know why? Because they both have
49:04
rocker switches that are level when the thing
49:06
is off tilted forward when it's low and
49:08
tilted back when it's high. I can literally
49:10
feel for that without looking at it ever.
49:12
I've never looked at those switches. Why would
49:14
I look at them? Because they're down there.
49:16
They're like in front of the stick shift,
49:18
right? That's where they are on the central
49:20
console. So when I
49:22
look at this, I'm like, I don't have to see
49:25
your 17 scientific surveys to support
49:27
your new law. The government is saying
49:29
that you have to use physical controls.
49:31
When they say physical controls allow
49:33
drivers to take their eyes off the
49:36
road less, I look at that and
49:38
say, yes, that is obviously true. Now,
49:40
I'm not saying they shouldn't study this. They should.
49:42
The more evidence we have to say, no, we
49:44
didn't just assume this is true. We actually tested
49:46
it. But the common sense in me says, yeah,
49:48
in my experience, that's true. Common sense to me
49:50
says it's true. My experience using
49:53
touch screens, which at this point is vast,
49:55
says that it's true, right? And the fact
49:57
that they're not making a law but they're making a law.
50:00
They're just saying, hey, do what you want. But
50:02
we are a respected organization that rates cars based
50:04
on their safety. And we have decided, as part
50:06
of our ratings, which are not law. They're not
50:08
binding, right? We're not a government. We're not forcing
50:10
you to do anything. You do what you want.
50:12
But we think that here at Euro
50:14
NCAP that if you don't do this, you're going to get
50:17
dinged and you're not going to get a five-star score. And
50:19
we have those same things in the US where it's a
50:22
thing that is respected, that people look
50:24
up the crash safety ratings. We also have government
50:26
things to do that as well. It's
50:29
not legally binding. You don't have to do what they tell
50:32
you. We don't stop you from selling a car if it
50:34
doesn't get a five-star crash rating. You can still sell it.
50:36
But know that people are going to look this up. And
50:38
they're going to see that your car got a three-star instead
50:40
of a five-star. And maybe they're going to pick a competitor
50:42
car, which is why, as the story says, even
50:44
though this is not a law or a government
50:46
regulatory body, this kind of pressure will likely be
50:48
effective. Even on US car makers, because they're not
50:50
going to make a separate car for Europe with
50:52
physical controls and then one for the US with
50:55
just a touch screen, they're going to make one
50:57
car to save, again, to save costs. They don't
50:59
want to make two different cars for just
51:01
and just distance. So this will help us
51:03
in the same way that California's more stringent
51:05
emissions laws tend to help all cars in
51:07
the US, kind of, sort of, depending on
51:09
how annoying the car maker is about making
51:11
a California-only model. So I read this, and
51:13
I'm like, you go, Euro NCAP, because I
51:15
100% agree with this. I
51:18
think the reason car makers are doing it is to
51:20
save money. And I think it's a terrible decision. And
51:22
I think it is unsafe. But more importantly, it's annoying.
51:25
Yep, couldn't agree more. There
51:28
are certain things that you should be able
51:30
to do without looking away from the road.
51:32
I think adjusting the temperature, turn signals. I
51:34
could even say that hazards I could get
51:37
behind having to look at in
51:39
order to use. I think that's more like hazards, the type
51:41
of thing where maybe the touch screen is dead, because it's
51:43
not like an essential, you know what I mean? And so
51:45
I would say you need a physical thing that's like if
51:47
you had some kind of accident or whatever, and you got
51:49
to turn the hazards on because you're off the road and
51:51
your touch screen is dead, there should be a physical button
51:53
for that. Not that you need to see it when you're
51:55
driving. That's why that's required in the US. Yeah.
51:58
But yeah, I think most of the. most
52:01
of the things that this
52:03
European body is requesting are
52:05
very reasonable, turn signals, horn.
52:08
That all is very reasonable. And I think really the only car,
52:10
as far as I know, that has not
52:13
already complied with that is Tesla's new steering wheel
52:15
designs for many of their cars. Now, I thought,
52:17
John, weren't there some Ferraris that had turn signals
52:19
on the wheel or something like that? Yeah, the
52:21
new Ferraris have a turn. Well, so here's the
52:23
thing. I don't know the details of this, but
52:25
it says physical controls. The controls
52:27
in the Ferrari, I think, are capacitive touch.
52:30
But a lot of the
52:32
Tesla ones, I believe it's that stupid thing where
52:34
the entire thing is a button and where you
52:36
have your finger on it. We talked about it
52:38
before. The whole thing does move. So I think
52:41
Tesla's might be compliant, but it depends
52:43
on when they say physical controls, do they mean it has
52:45
to be a stock, or can it be a stupid button on
52:47
your steering wheel? Either
52:49
way, I think this is mostly currently aimed
52:51
at Tesla. I don't think many people
52:53
are going to change their
52:56
mind on their Ferrari purchase because Euro NCAP does
52:58
not give it a full safety rating. Yeah, and
53:00
a Ferrari, to be clear, does not care what
53:02
you're saying about the same button. They don't need
53:04
to. No one's cross shopping the Ferrari and say,
53:07
but it does have a five-star crash rating. Right,
53:09
yes, exactly. You know that
53:11
I, of the three of us, I'm the only one who
53:13
drives cars with touch
53:15
controls largely. But
53:17
I think old Tesla, the
53:19
Model S's that I had years
53:22
ago, and my current
53:24
Rivian, they, I
53:26
think, strike a fairly good overall
53:28
balance of there are
53:30
stocks and buttons for some critical
53:32
things, and then a lot of other stuff is
53:34
on the touchscreen. I'm fine with
53:37
that. And I think
53:39
what Euro NCAP is saying here
53:41
is not all touch controls are
53:43
bad. What they're saying is there
53:45
are certain controls that are so
53:47
important to safety and basic operation
53:49
that they need to be physical.
53:51
And the vehicles I've owned
53:53
have had those controls be physical. And
53:57
I agree that that is a very good balance. And
53:59
that's. That's part of the reason why I
54:01
don't like the modern direction Tesla has gone,
54:04
because they're going a little too far in
54:06
that direction for my taste. But
54:09
I think this is not a massive shift in
54:11
what we have to do or what they want
54:13
people to do. I think this
54:15
is a small course correction that mostly just applies to
54:17
Tesla and not many other makers. Well, I mean, it's
54:19
like the thing we talked about with the, whenever
54:22
we're talking about Volkswagen, that they had a
54:24
couple of generations of cars where they have
54:27
the climate controls on the touchscreen and their
54:29
customers complain so much that
54:31
they're changing it on all their models going forward.
54:33
But unfortunately, they just introduced a whole new line
54:35
of this year's model year crop of cars that
54:37
have the old system. And so it's like, no,
54:40
I know you're annoyed by it, but we totally
54:42
fix this. Not these cars, but
54:44
next time we show you a car. And
54:47
that stuff is not part of NCAP. They're not saying you
54:49
have to have climate controls according to this thing here, but
54:51
customers want that. And so customer feedback is
54:54
also a way to make this happen. And
54:56
it took however many years of VW shipping
54:58
cars with the climate controls in the touchscreen.
55:00
And it's not that much. It's only been
55:02
for the Mark 8 Golfs, as
55:05
far as I understand. But it's also unlike
55:07
the ID.4 and all the other things. That's
55:09
true. But it's only been a couple of
55:11
years. It's only one or two. Yeah, but
55:13
the reason they get dinged for it is
55:15
because they have the benefit of seeing every
55:17
other carmaker do this and get complained about.
55:19
And they didn't learn from it. It's like,
55:21
these are recent models, right? And climate controls
55:23
on the touchscreen, it's everywhere. BMW does it
55:25
on all their new cars. They are not
55:27
going back on it. Everybody does it. It
55:30
remains to be seen if anyone can complain about that, or
55:32
maybe they won't care because everyone just uses automatic climate
55:35
control in BMWs. But stuff like that, I
55:37
think, falls into the category of
55:40
foolish cost savings or foolish attempt
55:42
to be futuristic. The
55:44
worst one for me is aiming the air in
55:46
the Teslas with that stupid interface they've always
55:49
had. The way it's just a
55:51
let me point event. It's just so much better
55:53
in every possible way. But you've got to save
55:55
those $0.02 on the little, or whatever, the $0.50
55:57
on the little moving vent pieces. just
56:00
drives me bonkers, right? So consumer feedback
56:03
will give you some of this, but
56:05
apparently consumer feedback isn't sufficient to fix
56:08
all the problems rapidly. And this is, like Marcus said, this
56:10
is where the essential stuff, I don't
56:12
know what the details are, but I really do think that
56:15
things like turn signals being buttons
56:17
on a steering wheel, then the steering wheel turns
56:19
and you have to kind of find them, it's
56:21
just gonna make people either use their blinkers less
56:24
frequently or less adeptly, or
56:26
not use them at all, like
56:28
BMW drivers. Because the stock interface, the turn signals, the
56:30
fact that the stock is always in the same place
56:32
and doesn't move and you can just hit it, like
56:34
that is an amazing interface. The stock interface or turn
56:36
signals, the traditional one where it stays up when you
56:39
push it to go to the right and stays down
56:41
when you push it to go to the left, that
56:43
stock interface has amazing ergonomics.
56:45
It's so easy to do, it's
56:47
so unconscious, it's so clear what
56:49
you're in the process of doing, the little blinking
56:52
light on the instrument cluster just to show the
56:54
arrow where it's like, it's tried and true for
56:56
a reason. I would say the same thing, by
56:58
the way, is about round steering
57:00
wheels, Round is the good
57:02
tip for a thing that rotates, just FYI, no
57:04
one wants to make round steering wheels anymore. Hopefully
57:06
that will come around, but we'll see. I don't
57:09
feel that strongly about flat-bottomed wheels, my Volkswagen's wheel
57:12
has a flat bottom, and it's fine, I'm not saying you're
57:14
wrong for the record, it's fine. But now they're
57:16
flat everywhere, have you seen, Casey, they're not flat
57:18
bottom anymore. Like yours is a circle with a
57:20
flat bottom, now they're all like hexagons. Yeah, no,
57:22
no, no, I know, I think my dad's Corvette,
57:24
if I'm not mistaken, is a flat top and
57:26
a flat bottom. Yeah, it does, and they're getting
57:29
even funkier, wheels, man, wheels. The big
57:31
thing about picking which controls me do we physically
57:34
know much about, and it brings up a thing that I brought
57:36
up when we were talking about touch screens years ago. It's
57:38
like, okay, why don't you just put the steering wheel on the
57:40
touch screen? And everyone's like, well
57:42
that's ridiculous, steering wheel on the touch screen, aside
57:45
from all the people who think the cars are gonna drive themselves.
57:47
No, whatever, put the steering wheel on the touch screen, but then
57:49
a few years later, Tesla put the frigging gear selector on the
57:51
touch screen, right? Well why not put the steering wheel on the
57:53
touch screen, so great. Everyone has
57:55
their limits, like okay, I'm with you right up until you put
57:57
the steering wheel on the touch screen, I'm like, well good. So
58:00
now we know there is a limit, we're just arguing over
58:02
where it is. And I think Euro NCAP is gonna help
58:04
move that line back a little bit. I sure hope so.
58:06
I don't know. Aaron's car
58:08
has climate control on the screen
58:11
and it is fine,
58:13
but it is not fun to use.
58:15
Like I would much rather be able
58:17
to have a dial for the temperature
58:20
and preferably for heated seats like a button
58:22
or a rocker or something like that. Both
58:25
heated seats and wheel and temperature, all of that
58:27
is on the touchscreen. And I really don't care
58:29
for it. And I mean, and I mostly
58:31
like her infotainment. It's pretty good.
58:33
And honestly, the only time we use
58:36
CarPlay is generally speaking if I'm driving
58:38
the car, which is pretty rare. She
58:40
does occasionally use CarPlay, but very infrequently. She
58:43
generally just uses the infotainment and leaving aside
58:45
the fact that it takes a calendar year
58:47
to start the infotainment. It's actually
58:49
pretty good, but I
58:52
absolutely am driven bananas by
58:54
having the HVAC controls in
58:57
the touchscreen. I don't care for it at
58:59
all. It is so much nicer in my
59:01
car to just reach down to where the dial, I
59:03
know that where that dial will be. And I just
59:05
twist a little bit. And you can feel for it.
59:07
That's the important thing. It's like, oh, but it's always
59:09
in the same place in the touchscreen, I know just
59:11
where it will be. Okay, that helps, but you can't
59:14
feel for it. Like in the dark or
59:16
to adjust, to micro adjust your reach if you
59:18
do a spur off by a little bit. Well,
59:20
but you know, in defense of these controls on
59:22
touch screens, I've driven the Model S,
59:24
I've driven the Riffy. Both of those have
59:27
almost all of the HVAC, it's not all of the HVAC
59:29
stuff. I think both of them, all the HVAC stuff
59:31
is on the touchscreen. I did have
59:33
some issues with the Model S when
59:36
that Facebook designer took over and redid their
59:38
whole design and did things like hide the
59:40
defroster inside of a menu. But
59:42
that was later in the ownership of that car. And for
59:45
the first few years of owning that car, that was not
59:47
a problem and it was great. I would
59:49
caution you not to rule out the concept
59:52
when it is possible to design a
59:54
good one. In the sense that like,
59:56
if for instance, suppose the iPhone hadn't
59:58
happened yet. And we... We were all using
1:00:01
weird advanced versions of
1:00:03
Blackberries and they put out touchscreen
1:00:06
things and it's like, well, touchscreen
1:00:09
phones just don't work. And
1:00:11
the real problem might be that the touchscreen phone
1:00:14
that we had, that we were accustomed to or
1:00:16
that we had been exposed to, was
1:00:18
not a good touchscreen phone or didn't have a
1:00:20
good touchscreen design. I think this is a bad
1:00:22
example, Marco, because we look at our phones when we
1:00:24
use them. No, but this is not a bad example
1:00:26
because you can account for a lot of the flaws
1:00:29
of your experience, like Casey, your experience with the Volvo
1:00:31
one. What you keep
1:00:33
saying is it's poorly designed, it's
1:00:35
slow, it's cumbersome. Those
1:00:38
are not inherent flaws of touchscreens.
1:00:41
That is flaws of that touchscreen system.
1:00:43
But it is possible to make good
1:00:45
touch-screen controls for many of these things.
1:00:47
And in some ways, the trade-offs end
1:00:49
up being better. Like for instance, the
1:00:51
vent thing that you hate so much,
1:00:53
John, where you get to aim the
1:00:55
vents on modern Teslas. I didn't
1:00:57
have that on my Model S. I do have that on the
1:00:59
Rivian. It's fine. There
1:01:02
are certain advantages, there are certain disadvantages. It's
1:01:04
fine and a lot of
1:01:07
people with Tesla Model 3 that have that love
1:01:09
them. It's fine. Like many of
1:01:11
these differences are just different and there are
1:01:13
pluses and minuses, but if you've only ever,
1:01:16
if you've never really lived with one, you
1:01:18
might still only ever be in the transition
1:01:20
learning phase, this thing sucks phase
1:01:22
instead of like, I actually am used to this
1:01:24
now and I appreciate what's better about it. Or
1:01:26
if you've only been exposed to a bad
1:01:29
one like Casey's Volvo,
1:01:31
like you know, that maybe it's possible that
1:01:33
there's good ones out there that you just
1:01:35
haven't lived with. Because I can say like
1:01:38
as the only one of us that has
1:01:40
actually owned two touch, actually three touchscreen cars,
1:01:42
I don't hate all
1:01:44
these climate controls that define the touchscreen when it
1:01:46
is properly designed. When the
1:01:48
defroster is always in that one spot
1:01:50
and always available, which it is on the Rivian and it
1:01:52
was for most of the Model S, when
1:01:55
they are well designed, it's fine. It is
1:01:57
totally fine and there actually are some benefits.
1:02:00
You just highlighted one of the problems with it, which
1:02:02
is that you bought the car and it was fine,
1:02:04
and then there was a software update. It
1:02:06
was buried in the menu, and that doesn't happen with
1:02:08
a button, so that's one downside. Obviously, there's an upside
1:02:10
to that too, which is they can fix things that
1:02:13
are annoying later on and they can't move a button.
1:02:15
And honestly, and as much as that drove me nuts
1:02:17
with the Tesla when they did that, I mean, that
1:02:19
was just a bad design. But as
1:02:21
much as that drove me nuts, I
1:02:23
also did benefit quite a lot from
1:02:25
Tesla adding features and making improvements over
1:02:27
the time that I owned the vehicle.
1:02:30
We're not saying touch screens are bad and they shouldn't be
1:02:32
in cars. We're just saying what you put on them. Again,
1:02:34
what we were just talking about was – we're talking
1:02:37
about HVAC specifically. None of us were talking about the
1:02:39
drive mode selector or the place where you program in
1:02:41
your personalized driving thing where you pick the steering field
1:02:43
and the regen and blah, blah, blah. Obviously, the touch
1:02:45
screens are great for all of that. We know what
1:02:47
their strengths are, right? But even the thing where you're
1:02:49
saying like, well, you just haven't tried a good one,
1:02:52
that is another condemnation of
1:02:54
using touch screens for things like vents
1:02:56
because we weren't in a situation where
1:02:58
we didn't have a tried and true
1:03:00
solution that everybody could do. Nobody
1:03:03
was confused for the most part. Most
1:03:05
car makers were not confused about how to do a
1:03:07
vent that you could point the airflow out. Pretty much
1:03:09
all the car makers did a thing and it was
1:03:11
competent. Enter touch screens and now suddenly a thing that
1:03:13
we had a solution to on every car from inexpensive
1:03:15
to expensive, now it's chaos and it's like nobody knows
1:03:17
how to do it anymore. It's like, wait a second,
1:03:19
we did know how to do it. It's called a
1:03:21
vent and you pointed to people and only the good
1:03:24
expensive car makers know how to do it. You took
1:03:26
a thing that was a solved problem across the entire
1:03:28
industry and you turned it into a thing where, well,
1:03:30
you just have to make sure you get the right
1:03:32
one. You must have just got a bad one. That's
1:03:34
one damn thing. The second thing I'm going to say
1:03:36
about your phone example and the Blackberry thing is, like
1:03:38
I said, we're meant to look at our phones.
1:03:40
In fact, when we use our
1:03:43
phones, we're looking at them so much so that the
1:03:45
fact that we do have to look at our phones
1:03:47
to use them is used as an example of why
1:03:49
you should not use your phone while you're driving because
1:03:51
when you're driving, you have to look at the road.
1:03:54
That's how much you have to look at the phone. It's
1:03:56
a thing that you look at. So the things that we're
1:03:58
complaining about for touch screens and HVAC. That's not
1:04:00
a weakness of the phone because when you go to
1:04:02
use it, you're looking at it. So you don't have
1:04:04
to wonder where the button is. You're always looking at
1:04:06
it. That's how you use a phone. Whereas how you
1:04:08
drive a car is looking at the windshield of the
1:04:10
road. And when I want to turn on the
1:04:13
seat heaters or figure out if they're on lower or higher or
1:04:15
whatever, I should be able to do that without
1:04:18
taking my eyes off the road at all with winter gloves
1:04:20
on. Which means if it was like a passive button or
1:04:22
something else, there's no way I could do that. I could
1:04:24
feel through the winter gloves what position
1:04:26
the switch is already in and adjust the position
1:04:28
I want. And I would say seat heaters is
1:04:31
a pretty esoteric feature of the car. It's not
1:04:33
like turn signals or whatever. And the fact that
1:04:35
we can do that with seat heaters with the
1:04:37
amazing technology called switches, that I
1:04:39
don't want to give up for the hopes that
1:04:41
someone can find something on
1:04:43
a touch screen that's almost as good, but only
1:04:45
if you buy a very expensive, very fancy car.
1:04:47
Like I said, touch screens have huge advantages. They
1:04:50
should be used for all the things that are
1:04:52
impossible to do with buttons or are way worse
1:04:54
with buttons. But there are enough things
1:04:56
that that is not the case on. And HVAC,
1:04:59
I don't think I would, I'm
1:05:01
not going to not buy another car, a new car, because
1:05:03
I have HVAC on touch screen. In fact, I'm probably going
1:05:05
to have no choice, right? That's not actually a big deal
1:05:07
to me. But for me, if I could choose where
1:05:09
to draw the line, I would make HVAC physical, right?
1:05:12
But the line that your end cap is drawing
1:05:14
is like turn signals, the
1:05:16
steering wheel, wipers. And I
1:05:18
totally agree with that. That stuff is so
1:05:20
much more essential. Like not being able to,
1:05:22
having to fiddle to turn on the wipers,
1:05:24
oh, just use automatic wipers that work perfectly.
1:05:26
Well, you must not have good ones. The good
1:05:28
automatic ones work well. Like no, wipers are
1:05:30
a solid problem. Again, it's a stock. Or
1:05:34
however you're going to do it. A twisty thing on
1:05:36
the stock or a stock itself. I want
1:05:38
to be able to get to the wipers ASAP. I want to be
1:05:40
able to know how to adjust them without thinking. I don't want to
1:05:42
have to use a touch screen for that. So I'm
1:05:44
cheering on your end cap. But HVAC, my
1:05:47
preferences were not to be there. Casey doesn't
1:05:50
like his touch screen HVAC, but I am
1:05:52
perfectly willing to believe the touch screen HVAC
1:05:54
will not, or is not the end of the world, will
1:05:56
not drive me completely insane. But we'll see when I get one. Yeah,
1:06:00
I think you might eat those words at
1:06:02
some point, but we'll see.
1:06:05
I mean, and I do take Marco's broader
1:06:07
point that, you know, well done infotainment can
1:06:09
be not that bad, but I don't know.
1:06:11
There are certain things that I'm willing to
1:06:13
futz around on a screen for and certain
1:06:15
things I'm not. And for me, HVAC is
1:06:17
one of those things. I do not want
1:06:19
to go to a screen for it. I
1:06:21
don't doubt that the Rivian screen is way
1:06:23
better and works much faster and better and
1:06:25
so on and so forth. Ultimately,
1:06:27
particularly when I'm driving, I don't want to
1:06:29
have to look anywhere. And yes, I know
1:06:31
that these buttons don't move within the screen,
1:06:33
but because there's nothing physical to feel for,
1:06:35
I will never be 100% sure where
1:06:38
these buttons are. And you have to look to check state.
1:06:40
That's why I keep talking about the heat, the seat heating
1:06:42
buttons. I can check the state of it. Is it already
1:06:44
on? Is it already on high? Is it already on low?
1:06:46
Is my daughter in the passenger seat? Is hers on high?
1:06:48
And I'm going to need to turn it off while she's
1:06:50
going to complain that she's getting too hot, right? Like that.
1:06:53
I can check that with my gloved fingers in the dark
1:06:55
without looking. All right,
1:06:57
so there's one more piece of automotive related
1:06:59
news. Mark
1:07:02
Germin wrote, what is this, on my birthday
1:07:04
actually, that Apple's new carplay, this
1:07:06
is the thing where they like take over the
1:07:08
instrument cluster and the whole rig and roll, is
1:07:11
their last hope to crack the auto industry. Germin
1:07:13
writes, the concept for the new carplay, known as Project
1:07:16
Ironheart within Apple, was to take the system to the
1:07:18
next level by fully integrating it into vehicles. It would
1:07:20
take over more screens in a car's instrument cluster as
1:07:22
well as features like the radio and air conditioning system.
1:07:24
This is a big change from the current carplay
1:07:26
interface, which is more focused on letting you
1:07:28
operate Apple services and doesn't handle most of
1:07:30
the car's controls. At
1:07:33
this point, we should probably do a
1:07:35
quick refresher on what the equivalent system
1:07:37
is from Google. So I'm going to
1:07:39
start, and John just interrupt me when
1:07:41
I go off the rails here, but
1:07:43
Google for a long time has had
1:07:45
Android Auto, which is their equivalent
1:07:47
of CarPlay. This is how you would mess
1:07:50
with your music app or your podcasting app
1:07:52
and so on. It's how you
1:07:54
project your phone onto car screens. So if
1:07:56
you have an Android phone and your car
1:07:59
has Android Auto, your Android phone can project
1:08:01
its screen onto one or more screens in
1:08:03
the car. And that's what CarPlay does, it
1:08:05
projects your iPhone screen onto one or more
1:08:07
screens in your car. Exactly. So
1:08:10
it may not be exactly one to one with CarPlay, but it's
1:08:12
effectively the same thing. However
1:08:14
in the last few years, they've come
1:08:16
out with Android Automotive. This is different
1:08:18
than Android Auto that we just described,
1:08:20
Android Automotive. And Android Automotive
1:08:22
is, I don't know how to appropriately describe
1:08:24
it, but it's the infotainment system that the
1:08:27
car is running, irrespective of whether or not
1:08:29
a phone is connected, right? It's an operating
1:08:31
system. Like basically you can think of it
1:08:33
this way, oh my car runs Linux. Well
1:08:35
just say, oh my car runs Android Automotive,
1:08:38
which is Linux based, whatever. Like Android Automotive
1:08:41
is running on your car. It's not running on your phone.
1:08:43
You don't have to have a phone at all. You can
1:08:45
get in any car that's running Android Automotive and when you
1:08:47
start the thing up and the infotainment screen lights up and
1:08:49
lets you pick radio stations and do whatever you're going to
1:08:52
do, the operating system that those
1:08:54
screens are projecting from is Android Automotive and it
1:08:56
is running on the car. It is not related
1:08:58
to your phone at all. You can have Android
1:09:00
Automotive in your car, and many
1:09:03
manufacturers do, and Android Automotive
1:09:05
cars can support CarPlay and
1:09:08
Android Auto, right? So the operating
1:09:10
system of the car, Android, not the whole
1:09:12
car, but just the infotainment thing is Android
1:09:14
Automotive, and that supports CarPlay. When
1:09:16
you say, oh I really wish they would add
1:09:18
CarPlay support to my car, chances are good that
1:09:20
your car is running Android Automotive and when you
1:09:22
say you want them to add CarPlay support, you
1:09:24
want them to add CarPlay support to the Android
1:09:26
Automotive operating system that is running on your car
1:09:29
because that's how your car is able to project
1:09:31
itself onto the screens in your car because the
1:09:33
OS that your car is running, which is Android
1:09:35
Automotive, lets that happen. Exactly,
1:09:37
and actually my parents just got a new
1:09:39
Volvo and their new
1:09:42
Volvo has Android Automotive as the
1:09:44
infotainment system and I've used it
1:09:46
for literally 30 seconds, but that
1:09:49
being said, it was so
1:09:51
much faster and nicer than our, what is
1:09:53
it, like almost 10 year old, 6 year
1:09:55
old, 7 year old Volvo at this point,
1:09:58
it was so much more. response has been so
1:10:00
much nicer. But again, that was only 30 seconds of
1:10:03
use. Some might have a different opinion over time. But
1:10:05
my understanding from those who have
1:10:07
used Android Automotive, like our friend Jelly has
1:10:09
a Polestar sedan. I forget which one that
1:10:11
is, the Polestar 2, I think. And
1:10:14
Jelly has had very complimentary things to say
1:10:16
about Android Automotive as well. So anyway, coming
1:10:19
back to Mark Gurman, Polestar, there you
1:10:21
go. Porsche BMW, excuse me, Porsche, BMW,
1:10:23
Volkswagen, Ford, Lucid, Stellantis, which is, you
1:10:25
know, Chrysler, etc. And General Motors now
1:10:28
offer cars with the Android Automotive operating
1:10:30
system built in. After just seven years,
1:10:32
Android Automotive is the market leader with
1:10:34
an estimated 35% of
1:10:37
the car operating system market. The new car
1:10:39
plays a response to that. Apple hopes it
1:10:41
can win over users and automakers with a slicker
1:10:43
interface and greater customization. There's one big difference,
1:10:45
though. The new car plays still runs on
1:10:47
the phone and isn't a new OS embedded
1:10:49
in the vehicle. So we need to stop right
1:10:51
here. This is not a place where a Gurman's analysis as
1:10:53
usual makes me just my head
1:10:55
spin like how in the world
1:10:57
is the new car player response to an operating system that
1:10:59
runs in the car? But the difference is it's not an
1:11:02
operating system that runs in the car. I
1:11:04
mean, it's not the same
1:11:06
thing. What I'm saying is the new car play,
1:11:08
the one that protects itself on all the different
1:11:10
screens still runs on your phone. You still need
1:11:12
an iPhone and needs to be in the car
1:11:14
and needs to be connected either wired or wirelessly
1:11:17
to make the new car play experience, which means
1:11:19
that all these cars need to be in the
1:11:21
car. So you have some operating system that runs
1:11:23
them when you don't have a phone because you
1:11:25
can't even get into them and drive without an
1:11:27
iPhone or without any phone. Like the car should
1:11:29
work, right? So is it a response? Maybe you
1:11:31
can say yes because Apple thinks this is the
1:11:33
way it should work. But the bottom line is
1:11:36
that this new car play does absolutely
1:11:38
nothing to stop car manufacturers from using Android
1:11:40
automotive because how the heck are you going
1:11:42
to do this new car play without some
1:11:44
kind of operating system on the car? And
1:11:47
the car needs to have a speedometer and stuff
1:11:49
when you're not in it with your iPhone. I
1:11:53
object to this entire paragraph, but I kind of
1:11:55
get what he's trying to say, but pick different
1:11:57
words. German
1:12:00
Apple Explorer turning the new CarPlay into a
1:12:02
full operating system that runs on cars directly.
1:12:05
But the approach would have worked best with
1:12:07
Apple-designed chips and other proprietary technologies like displays.
1:12:09
It wasn't seen as practical to install that in
1:12:12
cars. Another pause now. So
1:12:15
I get what he's saying here too, but
1:12:17
I would say that the counter example, the
1:12:21
Apple counter example is
1:12:23
Apple TV, right? They sell a little
1:12:25
hockey puck with Apple Silicon in it that
1:12:27
will run tvOS and it will
1:12:29
do Apple TV plus and a bunch of
1:12:31
other apps and stuff too. But
1:12:34
also, you can buy a TV and watch
1:12:36
Apple TV plus on it. And
1:12:38
there's no Apple Silicon in that TV. It's some
1:12:40
garbage-y media tech chip in there, right? When
1:12:43
it comes to it, Apple can get
1:12:45
its software onto non-Apple Silicon
1:12:47
with much worse processors and these weird
1:12:49
things. They have to deal with all
1:12:51
these different manufacturers, but when it's important,
1:12:54
they do it. And it's important
1:12:56
to get more people to watch and pay for Apple TV plus.
1:12:58
So now every time you buy a TV, it's got Netflix
1:13:00
built in, it's got Apple TV plus built in, it's got all
1:13:02
these things built in. And that is
1:13:04
not Apple Silicon in there. And
1:13:06
there's no Apple proprietary hardware in there making
1:13:08
that happen. It is just plain old. The
1:13:11
smart TVs are essentially little computers, by the
1:13:13
way, a lot of them are on Android.
1:13:16
And Apple wants to be everywhere, so it makes sure
1:13:18
that it writes a little Apple TV plus app that
1:13:20
works there. So I
1:13:22
understand why Apple would prefer that all these
1:13:25
cars have Apple Silicon in them to give
1:13:27
really good experience. And I would imagine that
1:13:29
the iPhone that people are projecting from is
1:13:31
significantly more powerful and better tuned to iOS
1:13:33
than any car is going to be. But
1:13:36
when it's important, if you actually want to be
1:13:38
everywhere in the market like they did with Apple
1:13:40
TV plus, it's a thing that Apple is actually
1:13:43
willing to do sometimes. I take your point,
1:13:45
but I don't think it's Apple's to Apple's. In
1:13:47
the case of an infotainment system, it would
1:13:49
still probably, particularly for gauges, need to be a
1:13:51
real-time OS, which has very specific constraints. I
1:13:53
don't think any gauges are real-time OS, do
1:13:55
you think? Do you think the gauges are on
1:13:58
by real-time OS? I think they have. have to
1:14:00
be. I mean they're certainly not in car play. That's
1:14:02
the thing is that, well, you mean in
1:14:05
the new car play? Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, in the
1:14:07
new car play. Yeah, I don't know. But I think if
1:14:09
you were the car manufacturer and Apple comes to you and says,
1:14:11
hey, we'll take over the gauge cluster for you. I
1:14:14
would say like, look, you need to have
1:14:16
something that's reliable in that's real time, you
1:14:18
know, in every definition of the word. I
1:14:21
don't think the gauge cluster in Markos Rivian is real
1:14:23
time OS. I don't think the gauge cluster in any
1:14:25
car, I mean, every car is an LCD gauge cluster
1:14:27
now. I don't think it's a real time OS running
1:14:29
that. I think that is just the same. It can
1:14:32
crash at any time. It's not a big deal
1:14:34
thing that is running the entertainment. It's basically Android.
1:14:36
Android automotive is running those instrument clusters and it's
1:14:38
not real time. Didn't we get some feedback a
1:14:40
few months back that they had to be real
1:14:42
time in the US? Yeah, again, I don't know
1:14:44
the details, but my guess would be that's not
1:14:47
what they're currently doing. I mean, and
1:14:49
with Apple doing it with the iPhone thing, Apple
1:14:51
hasn't announced anything related to that. So we
1:14:53
can actually have this discussion recently with somebody
1:14:55
about Apple Vision Pro and the R1 chip
1:14:57
we've talked about before about is it running a real time
1:14:59
OS or is it not? And still,
1:15:02
no one from Apple has officially come down
1:15:04
from on high and given a secret anonymous
1:15:06
feedback to let us know definitively what is risen
1:15:08
real time. There's supposedly some real time subsystem that's
1:15:11
happening somewhere in iOS, but iOS itself is
1:15:13
not a real time operating system. And I
1:15:16
don't know. But anyway,
1:15:18
a lot of the stuff like you don't bottom line
1:15:20
is if your instrument cluster goes black, the car continues
1:15:22
to work. Yeah, it's bad that you can't see the
1:15:24
speedometer and all that other stuff and it shouldn't be
1:15:27
that way permanently. But it's not as essential as like
1:15:29
the steer by wire system, right or your brakes or
1:15:31
the brake by wire systems. You know what I mean?
1:15:34
Yeah, that's a good point. And I guess what
1:15:36
I was eventually driving out was if I was
1:15:38
Apple and I was building a car with Project
1:15:40
Titan and I built a real time OS, I
1:15:42
probably would have built that real time OS against
1:15:44
some sort of Apple Silicon and it wouldn't surprise
1:15:46
me if they didn't particularly want to have to
1:15:49
build that same OS against a different kind of
1:15:51
silicon and it's not impossible, I would assume, but
1:15:53
it wouldn't surprise me if they didn't want to.
1:15:55
And so that's kind of how they back themselves
1:15:57
into this corner. There's nothing I don't
1:15:59
know. Android Automotive have a real-time kernel
1:16:02
or the ability to run real-time processes
1:16:04
for its instrument cluster
1:16:06
stuff? I don't know. I don't think
1:16:08
I'd be able to figure that out without having to give FutureMarco a whole bunch
1:16:10
of work. We'll presumably get some
1:16:12
feedback. Maybe Sam of Wellson is still listening.
1:16:15
Yeah. It would be interesting
1:16:17
to clarify technically if we will know when we
1:16:19
say real-time operating system, what does that mean or
1:16:21
whatever. It's basically like if you
1:16:23
think about the example from my childhood is operating
1:16:25
systems that would run on space probes, right? The
1:16:28
thing that distinguishes them is that when
1:16:31
you set something up and you say this program runs
1:16:33
and does this thing, it always
1:16:35
does things according to guaranteed
1:16:38
deadlines. There's no
1:16:40
scenario in which some operation that's supposed to
1:16:42
get done at the very latest
1:16:44
by this particular time will occasionally take a
1:16:47
little bit longer. How could that happen?
1:16:49
Well, for example, say your program's running along and all
1:16:51
of a sudden some other process starts and it allocates
1:16:53
a bunch of memory and then when some instruction goes
1:16:55
in your program, your thing is supposed to be done
1:16:57
already but it's like, oops, this
1:16:59
page was swapped out and now
1:17:01
I got to pull it back in from swap so this
1:17:03
operation took twice as long as it normally does. Sorry about
1:17:05
that. Now you just missed your deadline. Real-time
1:17:07
operating systems for things like space probes or whatever, if they
1:17:10
missed their deadline for anything, it's
1:17:12
a complete failure. Absolutely
1:17:15
100% complete failure. It's not like, oopsie or whatever.
1:17:17
That's not how our computers work now. If you do something like
1:17:19
run a benchmark and then you start
1:17:22
up some other program and start rendering in
1:17:25
the background, your benchmark score will go down
1:17:27
because your other process is taking resources from
1:17:29
it. Real-time operating systems allow processes to reserve
1:17:31
essentially, I am always going to
1:17:33
get these resources. My things are always going to
1:17:35
happen on this time schedule guaranteed by the operating
1:17:37
system. There's nothing anything else on
1:17:39
this system can do to make it so that
1:17:42
I don't hit my deadlines. That
1:17:44
is important for things like space probes that are going
1:17:48
hundreds of thousands of miles an hour or whatever and they
1:17:50
have to make split-second decisions. You can't have
1:17:52
a situation in which, oops, some other process ran and
1:17:54
your thing ran a little slower and now you missed
1:17:56
your deadline. As
1:17:58
you can imagine, that's not important. for phones, computers,
1:18:00
all these systems that we have where, yeah, you know
1:18:03
if you run two things, one
1:18:05
thing will go slower than if you're running it by
1:18:07
itself, right? That's why we say if you're running benchmarks,
1:18:09
make sure you don't have other processes running, make sure
1:18:11
time machine isn't running in the background, because the things
1:18:13
we do with our computers do not get reserved, unperturbable,
1:18:17
guaranteed resources with deadlines on all of
1:18:19
them. That's not the way we want
1:18:21
our computers to work. But
1:18:24
if you have something that's supposed to control like a
1:18:26
machine hurtling down the road that could kill somebody, it's
1:18:29
a good idea to have some part
1:18:31
of that system be, if it's running
1:18:33
software, be real time such that you're
1:18:35
never surprised by like something
1:18:38
taking twice as long as expected or some
1:18:40
other process spinning up and making your things
1:18:42
slower and delaying something. And
1:18:45
so that's what we mean when we need real time
1:18:47
operating system. I'll put a link in the shout outs
1:18:49
to the Wikipedia page, which there are other various more
1:18:51
vague definitions of it, but this is what we're talking
1:18:53
about. Things happen on a guaranteed time, resources are guaranteed,
1:18:56
and nothing else that happens on the system can
1:18:58
perturb those. And that is totally inappropriate
1:19:00
for the thing that lets you play podcasts over
1:19:02
Bluetooth in your car. So that's not going to
1:19:04
be a real time operating system. That is not
1:19:07
essential functionality. Spinometer, is that
1:19:09
essential? It would be useful if
1:19:11
you wanted to be as real time as a
1:19:13
physical spinometer. It used to be in the really
1:19:15
old days, but in the end, the car still
1:19:17
works without it. But when we say drive by
1:19:19
wire and brake by wire, what we mean is
1:19:21
lots of modern cars have a brake pedal that
1:19:23
is not physically connected in any way
1:19:25
to the braking system. It's just basically like an
1:19:28
electronic switch that sends a signal to a computer
1:19:30
that actuates the braking system. And they have steer
1:19:32
by wire systems where your steering wheel is not
1:19:34
connected to the front wheels physically, but instead it
1:19:36
is connected to a thing that senses its position
1:19:38
and then activates a bunch of electronic motors. And
1:19:40
those those probably don't even run an
1:19:42
operating system at all, really, speak of,
1:19:45
it's probably just embedded systems or whatever.
1:19:47
But if there was any kind of
1:19:49
involvement of any operating system or a
1:19:51
kernel involved in those systems, it's probably
1:19:53
a real time operating system because you
1:19:55
want pretty hard guarantees that when you
1:19:57
turn the wheel under some very controlled
1:19:59
deadline. the wheels of your
1:20:01
car will also react in turn. Mm-hmm.
1:20:04
Real-time follow-up from Hairline 1 in the
1:20:06
chat. Apparently Android Auto
1:20:08
is not real-time. And Hairline
1:20:10
1 provided a page where
1:20:13
there's a compare and contrast
1:20:15
between QNX, which is the
1:20:17
kind of de facto standard real-time OS that's used in
1:20:19
most cars, versus Android Auto,
1:20:21
and that's one of the cons for Android Automotive.
1:20:23
That's not real-time. And then as I was clicking
1:20:26
around, looking at QNX a little bit, it
1:20:28
was written by two different people, Dan Dodge and Gordon
1:20:30
Bell. And apparently Dan Dodge,
1:20:33
as per Wikipedia, announced his retirement from
1:20:35
QNX in 2015. And
1:20:37
then in mid to late 2016, it was
1:20:39
reported that he joined Apple to work on
1:20:41
the Project Titan thing, which
1:20:43
I did not know. So there you go. I wonder what he's doing now.
1:20:46
All right. So just to finish out this
1:20:48
never-ending topic on CarPlay, Mark Armin writes, the
1:20:51
limited rollout of the new version of CarPlay
1:20:53
is focused on very high-end cars. In
1:20:55
fact, the only model confirmed to be getting the new CarPlay is
1:20:57
the Aston Martin DB12, which costs roughly $245,000
1:21:00
and up. Porsche
1:21:02
hasn't said which model or models are getting the feature. Gurman
1:21:05
says, I'm told that Apple has no plan in place to make
1:21:07
money from the new software, as with the current version of CarPlay,
1:21:09
the company isn't looking to charge users for it or
1:21:11
force car manufacturers to pay to install it.
1:21:14
Just for the record, Apple, if you are listening,
1:21:16
if you would like to send me a DB12
1:21:18
to test for a while, I am
1:21:21
happy to do that at no cost to
1:21:23
you, and I will happily feature that car
1:21:25
and that experience on a full
1:21:27
episode of this podcast. I promise that to you. They
1:21:29
won't give you a press pass at any of their events, but they'll send
1:21:31
you a $245,000 car. That's
1:21:34
right. I'm here for it. I've waited. They knew
1:21:36
what was coming. They knew I needed to build
1:21:38
up the credits, so to speak, so I could
1:21:40
get this. This is my moment. This is my
1:21:42
time to shine. Please send me the DB12 whenever
1:21:44
you're ready. Not that Drag
1:21:46
was back down to the regulatory stuff, but there is
1:21:48
a bunch of stuff the DOJ complained about of the
1:21:51
potential threat of Apple extending its monopoly power to take
1:21:53
over the car industry. I hope you've seen as we've
1:21:55
gone through the landscape and what Apple is currently doing
1:21:57
that I don't think it's going to be a big
1:21:59
deal. Android automotive has much to worry about
1:22:02
from CarPlay at this moment. I
1:22:04
don't think so either. So we
1:22:06
should probably do some Ask ATP and we're going
1:22:09
to start that right now with a question
1:22:11
from Ask Cortex, episode 153. I
1:22:13
don't think we can steal whatever we want
1:22:15
from other podcasts, it's fine. That's part of
1:22:17
the community of podcasting. We are a melting
1:22:19
pot. Stolen from Ask Cortex,
1:22:21
number 153, Nick writes, how soon after waking up
1:22:24
do you begin actively engaging with your phone or
1:22:26
another screen? I don't want to answer this
1:22:28
question. Marco, how about you? I
1:22:31
will give the answer that we all do
1:22:33
because we're all being honest, we all know.
1:22:36
I interact with my phone pretty much immediately after
1:22:38
waking up. It says actively engaging, so I'm going
1:22:40
to say that clarifying this question, I'm going to
1:22:42
say turning off your alarm does not count. Okay,
1:22:45
well, okay. So most
1:22:47
days I just
1:22:49
hit snooze once or twice, then get up. But
1:22:53
when I go into the bathroom to brush my teeth
1:22:55
and stuff, I bring my phone with me. You
1:22:57
get to brush his little phone teeth. Usually
1:22:59
I'm doing my
1:23:02
initial phone triage of check the email, all
1:23:04
that stuff. Usually I'm doing that while brushing
1:23:06
my teeth. Well, wait a second. This
1:23:09
is actually related. You
1:23:11
wake up and immediately brush your teeth? Yes.
1:23:14
Am I doing this wrong? Yes, you are.
1:23:17
I brush mine after breakfast. Correct. That
1:23:19
is the correct answer. Now using your communal cup to
1:23:21
rinse is not the correct answer. It's
1:23:24
brushing your teeth after breakfast is the correct answer.
1:23:26
So now we're going to hear from all the
1:23:28
dentists. So
1:23:31
what I read forever ago somewhere,
1:23:33
which is not a very credible
1:23:36
information source, is that
1:23:38
you don't want all of the crap
1:23:40
in your mouth from overnight. You don't want to consume that.
1:23:42
So the idea is brush and get it out of your
1:23:45
mouth as soon as you can when you wake up. Oh,
1:23:47
you said something different than I thought you were going to
1:23:49
say. No, I have never heard that. I also don't think
1:23:51
that's a thing. But there's no
1:23:53
harm in brushing before, as long as you also brush
1:23:55
after breakfast. That's fair. That's fair. I will
1:23:57
allow that. Yeah, for me, I...
1:23:59
wake up and generally speaking, this has been
1:24:02
the case for most of my life, if
1:24:04
I open my eyes even just to look
1:24:06
at a clock, I will
1:24:08
be, if it's after like, or if it's within
1:24:10
an hour of when I normally need to wake
1:24:12
up, the moment I open my eyes, that's it
1:24:14
for the day, I'm up. And so that's
1:24:17
generally speaking the way it works. And so if I
1:24:19
open my eyes, I maybe
1:24:21
will wait 15 seconds before
1:24:23
I grab my phone and start to screw it
1:24:25
around on it. But yeah,
1:24:27
it's pretty much instant. I don't use an alarm pretty
1:24:30
much ever because Erin gets out of bed before
1:24:32
me. And even though she is effectively a ninja
1:24:34
when she gets out of bed, I am a light
1:24:36
sleeper, like I said, when when it gets to
1:24:38
morning time. And so by her getting out of
1:24:40
bed before me, it wakes me up and and
1:24:42
yeah, it's from in the time
1:24:44
it takes her to walk from the bed to the bathroom
1:24:46
and I assure you our house is not that large. I
1:24:49
have already grabbed my phone and started looking at
1:24:51
something is to she use an alarm. She does
1:24:53
although more often than not, she'll wake up before
1:24:55
the alarm by a little bit. And
1:24:57
so she'll have silenced it before it goes off. But
1:24:59
again, just her getting out of bed will wake me
1:25:01
up even if the even if her alarm doesn't. I
1:25:05
guess I'm the only one out here. Hold,
1:25:07
hold and strong against the the irresistible
1:25:10
draw of the phone. So
1:25:12
like like both of you, apparently, my phone
1:25:14
is reachable from my bed. It's on
1:25:16
my nightstand where it charges. I don't
1:25:18
use it as my alarm clock. I have a super
1:25:21
crappy ancient clock radio Sony
1:25:23
digital clock radio thing that I use as
1:25:25
my alarm. Is it the square white one
1:25:28
that we all had in the know? But
1:25:31
it's a it's a you would be a familiar model.
1:25:33
It's it's not great, but I've had it forever. I
1:25:35
think what I should probably just do is record that
1:25:37
I hate all the phone alarms like
1:25:39
I don't want to use my phone is when I'm
1:25:41
traveling and I have like PTSD from it like waking
1:25:44
me up at like 5am to get a line
1:25:46
on W.W.C. So I and all the rings, all
1:25:48
the alarm tones that I use just
1:25:50
give me bad memories of travel stress. And that's just
1:25:52
a me thing. Anyway, so I have my clock radio.
1:25:54
I do set an alarm on it. My
1:25:57
routine on My
1:26:00
routine of weekdays is very well defined. Sometimes
1:26:03
I wake up before my alarm, sometimes I don't or
1:26:05
whatever. But anyway, I get out of bed,
1:26:08
I pick
1:26:10
up my phone and I put it in my pocket. I
1:26:12
pick my AirPods and put them in my pocket too. And
1:26:15
then I eventually make my way downstairs and
1:26:17
put my phone and my AirPods in the
1:26:19
downstairs location, which is like on a little
1:26:21
sideboard table or whatever. And I
1:26:23
do my morning routine, which is
1:26:27
involved at various times and still does involve, getting
1:26:29
my kids ready for school and currently
1:26:31
involves driving my daughter to school and
1:26:34
dropping her off at school. That
1:26:36
whole morning routine happens and I literally do not look
1:26:39
at my phone. I don't even look to see if
1:26:41
there are notifications on it. What? Remember,
1:26:43
I put it in my pocket, I put it
1:26:45
on the sideboard, put everything downstairs. Here's
1:26:48
how we know John doesn't run servers. A,
1:26:53
I don't really run servers. B, if my
1:26:56
phone made a noise or vibrated with
1:26:58
a notification, I would probably look at
1:27:00
it. But my notifications are
1:27:02
so, I have so few of them,
1:27:05
that's probably not going
1:27:07
to happen unless literally somebody calls me.
1:27:11
I guess if I got a text message, my phone
1:27:13
would vibrate. So it's not like I'm like, I have
1:27:15
text messages notifications on, but I get so few
1:27:17
text messages, right? But in the absence of any surprising
1:27:19
thing, my phone screen goes, I'm
1:27:21
like, that's not going to happen. I'm like, I'm going to have
1:27:23
to unlook that. I guess until essentially, well, it used to be
1:27:25
until I would get in the car to drive kids, but now
1:27:27
the kids don't let me play my music in the car anyway.
1:27:30
But I do take my phone and stick it to
1:27:32
the MagSafe mount, but it's not doing anything there except
1:27:34
for trickle charging, right? So I bring my phone with
1:27:36
me in case, again, to an accident, I need to
1:27:39
call somebody, whatever. When I leave the
1:27:41
house, I have my phone, but still I have not actively engaged
1:27:43
with the screen. Only when I get back,
1:27:45
after the morning has been done,
1:27:48
everybody's off to where they need to go, and
1:27:51
I'm back in the house. That is
1:27:53
when I sit down and look at my phone screen, usually
1:27:55
when I'm eating breakfast. That is bananas to
1:27:57
me. I thought it was bananas enough that's not going
1:27:59
to happen. keeps his well I
1:28:01
say that is though it's bad I thought
1:28:03
it was unusual that Snell charges his phone
1:28:05
in a different room that's not bad it's
1:28:08
actually probably healthy but it's unusual but for
1:28:10
you not to even look at it until
1:28:12
you've made an entire school run that is
1:28:14
wow yeah cuz I like I'm at this point
1:28:17
I'm like I'm waking up seven ish 730 and
1:28:19
then I'm back at the house after dropping my
1:28:21
daughter off and a little bit after nine so
1:28:23
my first active engagement with the phone screen every
1:28:26
day is you know wait it takes
1:28:28
you an hour and a half to drop her off
1:28:30
that's not how long it takes us I have the summit
1:28:32
was when I wake up versus when I drop her
1:28:34
off well what are you doing
1:28:36
then go downstairs clean up whatever mess
1:28:38
was in the kitchen make her lunch
1:28:40
make sure she's awake deal with
1:28:42
whatever last-minute emergencies there are related to
1:28:44
school stuff like things like
1:28:46
that I'm the thing is because this is this
1:28:49
is specifically asked about my phone screen it didn't answer
1:28:52
ask about my Mac screen and if I managed to
1:28:54
get everything ready and I'm waiting for her to finish
1:28:56
getting ready I may go in and
1:28:58
look at what's happening on my Mac and look at my email
1:29:00
on my Mac screen for two minutes usually I don't have that
1:29:02
kind of time but because I'm really trying to chase her out
1:29:04
of the house because she's not a morning
1:29:06
person but if
1:29:09
I do have time that's what I do to
1:29:11
my phone my phone screen does not get looked
1:29:13
at until I'm back at the house and I'm
1:29:15
about to eat breakfast and even then like I'll put the phone on
1:29:17
the table and then I'll get my
1:29:19
breakfast get all my stuff or whatever and like
1:29:21
as I'm you know eating breakfast I'm putting the
1:29:23
food into my mouth then I'm unlocking my phone
1:29:25
and probably going to mastodon oh
1:29:28
my god good for you I mean I'm poking fun
1:29:30
a little bit but good for you that's probably a
1:29:32
I would argue that is a much healthier
1:29:35
relationship that I have so credit
1:29:37
to you I mean the thing is like I'm also not
1:29:39
a morning person so if I woke up a half an
1:29:41
hour earlier I could stare at my phone for half an
1:29:43
hour in bed but I'd rather be asleep so like it's
1:29:46
I get up when I have to to do
1:29:48
the things I have to do in the morning
1:29:50
which involves you know used to be
1:29:52
hurting two people now it's just hurting one person but
1:29:55
you know and all like I said depending on what kind
1:29:57
of disasters in the kitchen from the night before the didn't
1:29:59
get cleaned up on I'm dealing with that, emptying the dishwasher,
1:30:01
doing all that stuff in the morning, making my daughter
1:30:03
breakfast, if that's what she wants me to do at
1:30:05
that time. Figuring out if she does want me to
1:30:07
make her breakfast. There's a lot of child
1:30:10
serving going on. Once all my kids are off at college,
1:30:12
maybe this routine will change and I'll stare at my phone in
1:30:14
the bed like a normal person, but right now it's not happening.
1:30:16
And then on weekends, I try
1:30:19
to sleep on weekends because I don't have to do anything in
1:30:21
the morning if I'm lucky. And
1:30:23
in weekends, I will, if I'm able
1:30:25
actually to sleep in, I will grab my phone and look
1:30:27
at it in bed before I get out of bed. That's
1:30:29
the luxury of the weekend, that I don't have to go
1:30:31
and deal with anything. If I'm lucky, if that happens to
1:30:33
be a day, if I don't have to drive someone somewhere
1:30:35
to do something, I will look at it
1:30:37
for a few minutes before I get out of bed. Wow,
1:30:39
I've learned a lot tonight. All
1:30:42
right, Brian asks, you mentioned on a recent episode that
1:30:44
we'll probably not upgrade to 128 bit in our lifetime.
1:30:47
What would be the impetus for going from 64 bit to 128
1:30:49
bit? Wasn't this
1:30:52
about memory in eight to 16 to 32 to 64? Wasn't
1:30:55
it about addressable memory? Well, sort
1:30:58
of. This came up like
1:31:01
I was talking about how, it
1:31:03
came up like why did mobile phone
1:31:05
software age out, like the early mobile
1:31:07
phone software aged out of being able
1:31:09
to run so quickly compared to early
1:31:12
computer software. And one of the things I said
1:31:14
was like, well, we did a bunch of transitions
1:31:16
over the last few years like 32 to 64
1:31:18
bit that we probably won't
1:31:20
have to do that again in our lifetime for
1:31:22
that particular one. And the reason
1:31:24
why is, I mean, obviously, there's not
1:31:27
every value that processors
1:31:30
deal with is 64 bits
1:31:32
these days. There's all sorts of different ways
1:31:34
that processors can deal with larger numbers or
1:31:36
larger, you know, wider data paths than this.
1:31:39
But 64 bit is kind of like, when
1:31:42
usually we're referring to whether a processor is 32
1:31:44
bit or 64 bit, usually we are
1:31:46
referring to the size of the
1:31:48
like kind of regular integer type
1:31:50
as well as the memory address. So
1:31:54
like when you're referring to address memory, that's usually like the
1:31:56
size of the pointer that refers to the
1:31:58
memory addresses. And So all sorts of.. The
1:32:00
software. Details and tricks
1:32:02
rely on the size and everything that, so
1:32:04
it's fairly important to have software as compile
1:32:06
and how to made nearly as of course
1:32:08
it is. it's it implies, limits of how
1:32:11
much memory you can address and democrats and
1:32:13
the reason why we are unlikely to to
1:32:15
make that jump again in our lifetime to
1:32:17
go from Sixty Four Bit when we a
1:32:19
bit on that kind of level. Is.
1:32:22
Do the math. The sit and see
1:32:24
what kind of numbers you are dealing with
1:32:26
when you compare. To. The Sixty
1:32:28
Fourth. To. To to the one
1:32:30
hundred and twenty, it's. And. I think what
1:32:33
you will find is that all of those
1:32:35
doublings that are happening with everything one of
1:32:37
those bits really add up and so the
1:32:39
the amount of resources that we will be
1:32:42
talking about. that would be that would require.
1:32:45
Over. Sixty four bits of of address space. Am
1:32:47
I don't have the tools? I don't have a number
1:32:49
of. remember the second I can look it up all
1:32:51
John explains why I'm wrong. But it is. It's a
1:32:53
large amount of memory. Of very, very large amount of
1:32:55
memory. Know you're not. You're not wrong
1:32:57
with that Dad There are more important person is
1:32:59
a thirty two bit. Too. To
1:33:01
thirty second is attractive number four million.
1:33:04
You can think of all sorts of real
1:33:06
world problems Were being able to count of
1:33:08
the four billion is a limiting factor. like
1:33:11
especially with a sign thing and out negative
1:33:13
two billion, deposit, Two billion or whatever. Like
1:33:15
okay, well, there's more than four billion people
1:33:17
on earth. right? So there's one
1:33:19
side of there's more than four billion.
1:33:21
You know, computers on Earth right? Have
1:33:24
you had I'll sign, address assumes or
1:33:26
have a ib far as Ip sick
1:33:28
and in storage space? it's four gigs.
1:33:30
death for for a you know it
1:33:33
to the thirty second. There's
1:33:35
lots of real world problems were need to count higher
1:33:37
than. Two. To the sixty fourth
1:33:39
of your hand and believes enough to give like
1:33:41
a memory, address every grain of sand on the
1:33:43
planet or something that I went great Us: It's
1:33:46
a really big number, right? And so practically speaking.
1:33:48
Yes, of course he's fourteen point numbers the gown
1:33:50
higher whenever. But frankly speaking, you wherever you need
1:33:52
to address more than two to the thirty second
1:33:55
bits of ram. Yeah, we already do. Read that
1:33:57
Mario sixty four bits. Are we ever going to
1:33:59
need to address more than two Sixty Fourth? But
1:34:01
the ramp. Maybe someday, but not
1:34:03
any time soon. Let me tell you that
1:34:05
a lotta ram, right? This is Instruments. It's
1:34:08
so much ram and fact that yes, even
1:34:10
know a sixty four bit processor. Have a
1:34:12
sixty four bit integers and sixty four bit
1:34:14
pointers. Quote Unquote: If you look at the
1:34:16
hardware almost all that doesn't use all sixty
1:34:18
four bits for the hardware addressing to they're
1:34:21
like come on, How. Much Ram as
1:34:23
ever going to be in your phone.
1:34:25
They will not use all those address
1:34:27
lines in the hardware. Thanks! They will
1:34:29
save a lot of money by only
1:34:31
using like forty address lines. You know
1:34:33
from Thirty Two up the forty. like
1:34:35
again, those doubling up real fast. There's
1:34:37
no reason to put enough address either.
1:34:39
like an Auburn Sisters will just ignore
1:34:41
the top in bits of pointers to
1:34:43
say. doesn't know this point is no
1:34:45
them for hims that amount of ram?
1:34:47
Biggest Yeah, I think maybe someday. But
1:34:50
soon. As they support this huge red.
1:34:52
So that's why even though Nintendo sixty
1:34:54
Four came out and said Pittsburgh bit
1:34:56
of that sixty Four. so don't worry,
1:34:58
next year will be Nintendo one, only
1:35:00
eight, another Us has no image and
1:35:02
caught that, but there's no reason to
1:35:04
do that. There's no benefit to that,
1:35:07
there's tremendous cost, and there are no
1:35:09
sort of real world problems that we're
1:35:11
tackling these days. The require more than
1:35:13
two to Sixty Fourth have anything to
1:35:15
the Sixty Fourth. it's of ram to
1:35:17
the Sixty Four. Things that were counting
1:35:19
again. Fourteen point exist. So. Yes,
1:35:21
I've gotten numbers around of Sunday.
1:35:23
Yeah, We'll. Get there. But. Not
1:35:25
in our lifetime except for and very
1:35:28
special applications. Are some supercomputer person for
1:35:30
the Messiah or we use a five
1:35:32
twelve bit interface that was really important
1:35:34
for down there are specialists applications but
1:35:36
for your phone for your personal computer
1:35:38
there's lots of cost and currently zero
1:35:40
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John, I hear you've been having some troubles
1:37:21
with software these days. This is the thing
1:37:23
I have with graphics programs
1:37:25
in particular. I guess the
1:37:28
only time I've ever really felt satisfied
1:37:30
that I didn't have the problem about
1:37:32
for described is probably in some
1:37:34
college course that I was taking where I think,
1:37:36
don't quote me on this, but I think I
1:37:39
was using AutoCAD. People
1:37:41
who know CAD programs probably know when I
1:37:44
describe it, but anyway, it was a CAD
1:37:46
program. It was for some computer-aided
1:37:48
design thing where you could design something. I forget if,
1:37:50
there was no 3D printers then, I forget how we
1:37:52
were manufacturing and stuff, but it was basically just how
1:37:54
to design physical things in a way that they could
1:37:57
be manufactured, right? So,
1:37:59
that's it. The CAD program had
1:38:02
palettes and tools and a mouse cursor and the same
1:38:04
thing, all the stuff you used to, but it also
1:38:06
had a command line. And
1:38:09
the things you did with tools, you could also do from the command
1:38:11
line. And I feel like that
1:38:14
was the only time I really felt like I
1:38:17
could make the program always do what I wanted.
1:38:23
Maybe it'll make sense when I describe what I was trying to do
1:38:25
with this graphics program. But
1:38:28
the command line thing was very useful. So I
1:38:31
use Affinity Designer as my
1:38:33
vector drawing program to do most of the artwork
1:38:35
for the t-shirts that we sell. Stay
1:38:38
tuned for our WWDC sale coming up sometime
1:38:40
in the future. And
1:38:43
it's a vector program like Illustrator where you're
1:38:45
not laying out pixels on a big grid.
1:38:48
You are defining these vectors mathematically and then
1:38:50
so it's resolution independence. You can make it
1:38:52
any size you want. And
1:38:55
when you're doing stuff like that, because you're not
1:38:57
laying down a bunch of pixels, and everything needs
1:38:59
to be mathematically defined, these tools usually have interesting,
1:39:02
let's say, ways to
1:39:04
manipulate the things that you have drawn. Kind
1:39:07
of like a CAD program, right? So
1:39:10
the problem I was facing for one
1:39:13
of the shirt designs that we've come up with for this
1:39:15
year's sale, which I'm not going to
1:39:17
spoil, but you'll see when we announced the sale at some point,
1:39:21
I was using Affinity Designer's tools
1:39:23
to draw a shape in
1:39:26
vector drawing program programs to call it a
1:39:28
stroke. And the stroke is just a mathematical
1:39:31
definition, right? And you can
1:39:33
give the stroke a width or it could be
1:39:35
zero width, right? If it's zero width, it's just
1:39:37
a totally invisible thing that you can curve text
1:39:39
along or whatever. But I
1:39:42
wanted to give the stroke a width, which means this is a
1:39:44
line and it's going to show up on the page and say
1:39:46
it's a circle or whatever it is. And
1:39:48
when you do the stroke width, you
1:39:50
give the stroke width and whatever, however you lay out
1:39:52
the document, whether it's in inches or points or whatever,
1:39:55
you can even give it a stroke within pixels, despite
1:39:57
the fact that it's a vector drawing program. One
1:40:00
of the tools affinity has that most vector programs
1:40:02
have is, OK, how do you want me to draw
1:40:04
this stroke, though? Do you want me to draw the
1:40:06
stroke? It's like a one centimeter stroke. You want
1:40:08
me to draw it in black, right? Should it be
1:40:10
centered on the path that you define? So
1:40:13
like half of the black is on the outside of the
1:40:16
circle, and half of the black is on the inside if
1:40:18
you're visualizing the stroke going around. Or should
1:40:20
the stroke be all on the inside of the path? Or
1:40:22
should the stroke be all on the outside of the path?
1:40:24
There are various things in between. This is a common feature
1:40:26
of vector programs, right? And
1:40:28
I wanted this for the thing I was drawing, because I
1:40:31
wanted the stroke to be entirely on the outside of
1:40:33
my shape, because it was important that the inside proportions
1:40:35
remain the same. So the entire stroke width needs to
1:40:38
be on the outside, right? And
1:40:41
then at a certain point, what I
1:40:43
wanted to do was
1:40:45
essentially slice some
1:40:49
of my sword style through the
1:40:51
shape that I had drawn, right?
1:40:53
And in AutoCAD and things like that, this is exactly
1:40:56
the type of thing I would do probably from the
1:40:58
command line to say, all right, here's the shape. Do
1:41:00
this. Define a new line, like
1:41:02
a line that goes through the thing, and slice through it or
1:41:04
whatever. Stuff
1:41:07
like that always seem to be ready at
1:41:09
hand in AutoCAD. Extend this line until it
1:41:11
hits that line. Make this thing perpendicular to
1:41:13
that. Cut this thing here, right? Those
1:41:16
things seem to work for
1:41:18
me in AutoCAD. And in this
1:41:21
program, Affinity Designer, there's 15 ways for you to
1:41:23
use a shape to chop another shape. They have
1:41:25
all the Boolean operations. You can take a circle
1:41:27
and a triangle, lay them over each other, and
1:41:29
you can add them and or them and XOR
1:41:31
them or subtract them and just like everything
1:41:33
you could possibly imagine. You could draw a line through a thing.
1:41:36
You can add nodes to a line and break the curve at
1:41:38
this point and break the curve at that point. Like there's 55
1:41:40
ways to do this. And let me just stipulate
1:41:43
right now. There's probably a way to do
1:41:45
what I'm about to complain about in Affinity Designer. My
1:41:47
complaint is I could not find it. All
1:41:49
right, here was the problem. I do
1:41:52
the thing. I have the shape. If the stroke
1:41:54
is on the outside of the
1:41:56
path, I draw the thing through it.
1:41:58
I'm like, slice it here. And it slices the thing through. and
1:42:00
second it slices, its stroke moves to be centered on
1:42:02
the path. Because
1:42:05
the definition of outside of the path
1:42:07
only really makes sense for a closed
1:42:09
shape like a circle. And
1:42:11
once I had sliced that circle, what
1:42:13
is the outside and what is the inside? And as
1:42:16
far as I was concerned, well you know what the
1:42:18
outside is, it's whatever it was before I sliced the
1:42:20
damn thing. Because I had it
1:42:22
set to outside, you knew it was a closed shape,
1:42:24
you consider that the outside, I sliced it in half,
1:42:26
just leave the stroke where it is. I
1:42:28
know it's confusing about where it might be, maybe don't let
1:42:30
me change it after that or something. But the
1:42:32
bottom line is, I had a shape, the stroke was on the
1:42:35
outside of the path, I cut it and the stroke immediately moved
1:42:37
to the inside. And this was
1:42:39
a problem that was repeated, let's say multiple
1:42:41
times over this design, and I was like,
1:42:43
ugh, how am I going to fix this? I
1:42:46
have to go back and redraw these things, and
1:42:48
I couldn't like mask them because I need these
1:42:50
transparent areas and everything like that. And
1:42:53
it just made me think, look, program,
1:42:55
I know you can do this. I
1:42:57
know you have an issue. It's clear
1:42:59
you can, it's just a question of
1:43:01
do your tools, are your tools orthogonal
1:43:03
enough to let me accomplish a thing
1:43:05
that I know must be possible? And
1:43:08
the answer as far as me flailing and doing Google
1:43:10
searches and YouTube searches and things like that was no,
1:43:12
I could not figure it out. I
1:43:15
had to redraw every single one of those
1:43:17
strokes with the line centered on the path,
1:43:20
moving the path by eye to try to, and anytime
1:43:22
you do anything by eye in a vector drawing program
1:43:24
you've lost, you've lost the game. Kind of like in
1:43:26
a real time OS when a deadline isn't met. Anytime
1:43:29
you are aligning something by eye in a vector program, you
1:43:31
have 100% lost. If you're like me and
1:43:34
you're freaking XDR and you're zoomed into 17,000% trying to align it,
1:43:39
you just know it's like, no matter how much you zoom, it'll
1:43:41
always be off by a little bit. Like,
1:43:43
I really hope bad designers
1:43:46
are nodding their heads in an acknowledgement of,
1:43:48
yes, you can zoom forever and you
1:43:50
realize you never have it dead on, right? Now, the
1:43:52
good thing for me is I understand this is going
1:43:54
to be printed on a t-shirt at like maybe three
1:43:57
to 600 dpi, so I don't need like, if that
1:43:59
is a good idea. important is machining a part for
1:44:01
the use inside an engine or something, right? I
1:44:03
can get away with fudging this, but it annoys me. I
1:44:05
don't want to have to fudge it. I want it to
1:44:07
be mathematically perfect like it used to be when the stroke
1:44:09
was on the outside of the line until I cut the
1:44:11
shape. So this
1:44:13
is my plea. For anybody making
1:44:16
any kind of tool, be like
1:44:18
AutoCAD. If you have a set of operations that you
1:44:20
can perform and a set of things that you can
1:44:22
adjust, make sure they're all orthogonal,
1:44:25
which means they don't interfere with each other. If
1:44:27
you can do A and you can do B,
1:44:30
doing A in some circumstances doesn't make B
1:44:32
impossible. They're orthogonal. They're unrelated. They're at right
1:44:34
angles to each other. If
1:44:36
I can stroke the outside of a line and I can cut
1:44:38
a shape, cutting a shape should not make it impossible for me
1:44:40
to stroke the outside of a line anymore, especially if the line
1:44:42
is already stroked on the outside. So
1:44:45
if any affinity designer people are listening to this
1:44:47
and you can just tell me how to do
1:44:49
it. It's too late now. I'm already done with
1:44:51
the design, right? But for future reference, I would
1:44:53
love to know. And if it literally isn't possible
1:44:55
in an affinity designer, please make it possible. I
1:44:57
know this company has just been acquired by a
1:44:59
larger company, which probably spells doom for the program,
1:45:01
but that's a shame. But anyway, until
1:45:03
that happens, I would love to know how
1:45:05
to do this.
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