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Welcome, welcome. Welcome

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to the... AFK.

1:02

We need to get it together. Ladies

1:08

and gentlemen, everyone listening, this is AFK with Ninja. Today,

1:10

we have none other than my flesh, my blood,

1:13

my brother, Jonathan

1:16

Bearded Blevins. Need

1:18

I say more? We

1:20

had a fan submission come in from April

1:22

Seely that just seemed perfect for this moment.

1:24

April asks for an interview with your brother talking about

1:26

growing up together, the fun times, the struggles.

1:29

And well, here we are. Jonathan,

1:31

are we just going to jump right

1:34

in and talk about you

1:36

punching me? No, yeah,

1:37

let's not. Let's just... you've already talked

1:39

about the struggles. So the good times

1:41

then. Yeah. So strap in. Keep

1:44

your hands and arms inside the vehicle at all

1:46

times because you are now tuned in to

1:49

AFK with Ninja. Welcome,

1:50

welcome. Welcome to the... AFK.

1:54

We need to get it together.

1:59

You know what's crazy dude, I'm gonna unlock a bunch

2:02

of me You're probably gonna unlock a bunch of memories for me because off

2:04

the top of my head It is very surprising

2:06

or is it since you're the first one that

2:08

like you kind of went away from gaming

2:11

before Chris and I I

2:13

mean where how do you how do we paint this picture? I don't know

2:15

you've got this memory of us as fighting it

2:17

we did fight his kids and all the time we

2:19

did but like no I got I got three kids of

2:21

my own no more than mine do I guess

2:24

normal

2:25

And we got along way more and

2:27

we fought like way more like dude I was

2:29

always sticking up for you guys always picking you and Chris

2:31

first in football Want to

2:33

play Pokemon wanting to play Madden?

2:36

True. Yeah, but yeah, yeah,

2:39

you never remember those things, you know, dude, I'll never

2:41

forget Dude, we had we had

2:44

the halo first off all the time playing halo

2:46

to halo to team doubles Hail three

2:48

when I when you were in college and we were

2:50

both in college and we were still playing halo three game battles the

2:53

halo to Double-shot if

2:55

you double shot it His hands

2:57

down probably my favorite gaming story ever though for

3:00

the friend. We're talking like top tier brother

3:03

story Yeah, let's sell

3:05

it then dude. I mean you tell it you tell it how

3:07

you tell it how you remember it Did

3:10

you play on Anthony's Xbox or did you do

3:12

we already have two Xboxes at that point? All right, I'm

3:14

happy that your memory is on point. So we had two Xboxes

3:16

at that point We I

3:18

had to play on his like 20 inch tube

3:21

television Yeah, you brought an Xbox

3:23

over there and because you did that and I forget

3:25

why we ended up doing that But you did that

3:27

and then you could hear me talking but you didn't

3:29

have an extra microphone So I couldn't

3:32

hear you know, wait, you're the mic you're the mic

3:34

over. Yep, and and so we're playing we're

3:36

good, bro What was those level 50s like you're you're

3:39

trying to grind we're level we're close like 45 50 the whole time Oh,

3:41

you're trolling. This is see this is this is where

3:43

this is where I got a real you in dude This

3:46

is Halo 2 row. You couldn't get past like 35 or

3:48

you know something of three Yeah

3:51

without you were like cheating, you know stand buying

3:54

for host or cheating literally. Yes,

3:56

but I was playing really good players We

3:58

were in our 30. I was I was like a 33 or 34

4:01

and you were like a 30 so like we were that

4:03

was pretty much where when we do owed that Was where

4:05

we were pretty much stuck because we would

4:07

eventually just match cheaters What's

4:10

that now called in we're doing sanctuary

4:12

you try to worry? Sanctuary

4:15

so so this is like og. Halo 2 I'm just

4:17

gonna take a memory trip on memory lane for those you guys

4:19

who don't Know back

4:22

in the day Halo 2 2v2

4:24

team doubles you goes up to 30 not 25 Which

4:27

is 25 like everywhere else now There

4:30

you could get maps where it wasn't be our start

4:33

which is like disgusting to think about Especially

4:35

if you got a map like sanctuary like spot like literally

4:38

spawning with an SMG kill me, but

4:40

it was be our start Sanctuary

4:43

2v2 and it was our last game before going to dinner.

4:45

I actually have this so perfectly memorized. It's crazy

4:48

Where we go to dinner? I don't know where

4:50

we went to dinner That's real Really?

4:53

I think it was now you pulled that out.

4:55

I think it was So

4:57

but here's the best part too is that Anthony where

4:59

my best friend's house that I was gaming at We

5:03

all we went to dinner with him. It was

5:05

a it was a carry. It was a trinodue Blevins

5:07

dinner and We're

5:09

we loaded in the map and we're playing against these guys and

5:12

their gamertags look the exact same. It's identical

5:14

Yeah, right. It was like x I Double

5:17

no, no, it was like II capital

5:19

or lowercase II It

5:21

was capitalized I think double shot II

5:24

and then the other guy's name was like LL double

5:26

shot LL and then it looked perfectly though Yeah,

5:29

you couldn't tell the difference but and they had both had double shots

5:31

in their names I'm assuming they were both using

5:33

a modded controller Because

5:35

they were both like ranked 28 And

5:38

you could tell you could tell based on their little

5:40

like symbols like you could

5:42

tell it was It was a new

5:44

it was new. This is a new account for them. I think I think they

5:46

were new Yes, they just wanted it. Yeah, they

5:49

just wanted to mess around and For

5:51

those of you who don't know I was a demon still at video games.

5:53

I always was always have been and I Carried 99%

5:56

of our games Because

5:58

I just did I was shiny I would say

6:01

okay now I do we'll give it an ID to JB, but John always

6:03

had 20 assists. Oh every

6:05

team needs a jig and kid allegedly 20

6:07

assists and These guys

6:10

were double-shotting literally their head double shot again

6:12

double shot double shot in both their Nick Game attacks And all

6:14

they would do is double shot for those you guys who don't know if you're

6:16

listening What is double shot? It was a glitch in hill

6:18

to where you shot your BR like twice

6:21

in a second So instead of one shot,

6:24

it's two and it was a

6:26

really dope combination Yeah, like you just you

6:29

know, anyways These guys it's all they were

6:31

doing it comes down to like 24 24 that

6:35

we were like hiding we were playing it really safe

6:38

and times running out and

6:40

John is in a 1v1 situation and John

6:44

I and like you can hear in this again John doesn't

6:46

have a microphone I do and you can hear

6:48

the sound of a double shot You know what?

6:50

It sounds different the BR the better rifles shoes

6:52

faster and I was very

6:54

good at it And John was trying to

6:56

learn it and And it's like 25

6:59

25 times running out John and I hear John on a 1v1

7:01

fight I'm dead and John's everyone fight and I

7:04

hear like that Like I hear the double shot

7:06

sound and I see in the kill be the John kill the guy

7:09

Yeah, I couldn't talk to John. So I was like John double

7:11

shot if you double shot it dude, and he double shot it again We

7:15

won and we ended up winning the game off that kill Here's

7:18

a little screaming. I was screaming at how my

7:20

lungs it was one of the coolest moments I was in Anthony's basement.

7:22

I'm playing like I got like a 20 inch tube to be screaming

7:25

And I remember just like running home and just

7:28

being like God. It was like the sickest win ever.

7:30

Oh Me because John

7:32

doesn't clutch a lot of those games up dude. All right, like oh,

7:34

yeah It's like listen when you clutch one out of every 10

7:36

that one's real special You just need

7:38

the one one out of every 10 John is generous

7:41

one out of every five these days Yeah

7:45

in terms of maybe getting my card to revive

7:47

me in fornite and you're You

7:49

are eight you know what you're doing most

7:51

of the time Most of time, you

7:54

know, you mentioned something interesting about like you Like

7:57

I fell away from video games and you and Chris just did

7:59

it

8:00

You guys were, yes I

8:02

had an angsty phase, but I had fun

8:04

going out with friends in high school and I

8:07

loved playing soccer and was always

8:09

outside. And you guys really,

8:11

really did just love playing video games. All your friends,

8:13

you played games. Yeah,

8:15

we just played together, it was perfect. Right, like Anthony

8:17

again. That's what happened though. That's like where

8:19

the disconnect was. You literally chose

8:22

gaming over your girlfriends in high school. Correct.

8:25

And I didn't. Correct, I'll do, here's a

8:27

fun story. This isn't about our childhood, but

8:30

I guess it kind of is. I think I was a junior and

8:32

I was dating,

8:35

I don't wanna say her last name,

8:37

but I was dating Melissa.

8:40

And she was such a sweet girl. She was so amazing.

8:43

True, honestly, when he, in

8:45

terms of boyfriend-girlfriend, she was

8:47

amazing. She was perfect. She wasn't too

8:49

needy. She wanted to hang out once a week, after school.

8:53

We texted back and forth, it was chill. And

8:56

I remember she texted me to hang out and we were having,

8:58

it was Friday through Monday

9:00

was off. So it was like a four-day weekend. And

9:03

I brought over my Xbox and Anthony

9:05

had two PCs. So

9:08

Chris was over, Anthony was over, I was

9:10

over. And we're all in his room and his room is like, basically

9:13

hotboxing his room, but not with weed,

9:15

with just like, the room was just so hot

9:17

because we have like, you know, back in the day, three

9:20

councils running basically. And we're

9:22

playing Final Fantasy and it's Friday night. And

9:24

we've been playing all day. And she texts me and

9:27

she's like, let's hang out. And I literally

9:29

broke up with her because I wanted

9:31

to just play Final Fantasy 11 for four

9:33

days straight with my friends. You actually? Yeah, 100%.

9:36

That was like the night, I literally was like, should I like, just

9:39

break up with her? And I did.

9:43

Yeah.

9:43

Yeah, and so I just never did that. Exactly.

9:47

You were the guy who was just like, no.

9:50

I'm gonna get over there. You know what I mean?

9:52

You were a stud. Yeah, you know?

9:55

But there's nothing wrong with like, either one.

9:58

But I feel like you're still kind of that. way.

10:00

You're

10:04

trolling dude. I will choose Jess every time. All she has to

10:06

do is ask. Of course, of course, of course. But Jess is, here's

10:08

the thing. Jess is all in with you on

10:10

it. That's why you guys work so well.

10:13

It's so perfect. She hates going out. You know, like she

10:15

knew what she was getting into. So when you guys are like flying

10:17

somewhere and you're on the laptop, but she doesn't care.

10:20

Because she's on her switch now and she's playing, you know, right?

10:22

Stardew Valley and Faith Farm. You just handled

10:25

it. You've narrowed your chances of like finding

10:27

someone who is gonna fit for you perfectly down to like 1%

10:29

and you found her. That's how you do it. Take

10:33

notes everyone. That's what I mean. I can't even like

10:35

do work on my computer when we're flying.

10:39

Yeah, that's all. I mean, you know, sometimes

10:42

she's like talk to me. Yeah, sometimes Jess will be like,

10:44

talk to me. Because, but that's when she doesn't have a game to

10:46

play, right? Like nine times out of ten when we're flying

10:49

traveling Jess is game to play. You know, we're

10:51

just chilling. But if we're not and there's no

10:53

internet, she'll just scroll through her phone and look at

10:55

old photos of our dogs. And then

10:58

eventually she'll just be like, talk to me, which is fine.

11:01

To sacrifice, I'm willing to take. I love

11:04

it. Me too, man.

11:15

Uh, I got a list of little topics here that

11:18

I got in front of me, JB, to kind of help keep us on track

11:20

and stuff. What is your

11:23

earliest memory of me? My

11:26

earliest memory of you. I

11:29

know, dude, right? Like you don't think

11:32

about these things. I could talk more about that,

11:34

but like, like meditating, it's actually really

11:36

cool and scary sometimes. Yeah,

11:39

it's hard. It's hard for me because I do feel like I

11:41

have a really bad memory from like five,

11:44

six, seven, eight, nine, 10. Like I feel like that's kind

11:46

of all a blur for me in my life. Yeah. I

11:49

barely remember my teacher. Probably because you were just so angry

11:51

and that's why you were hitting Chris and I all the time. It's

11:54

just not how it went down. And

11:56

then I also just, I'm really bad with age. I forget how

11:58

old you were. Like how old were you? when you bit a hole

12:01

in your tongue? I was young, I was under,

12:03

I think I was, I was ten or under, you

12:05

were at soccer, it was you and Chris were at like a soccer tournament

12:07

and mom was at home cleaning and

12:10

dad drove you guys and I was like, and mom moved all

12:12

the chairs into our, into the living room and I was jumping

12:14

back and forth, you know, on top of the chairs

12:16

while she was cleaning and she wasn't paying attention. And

12:19

I jumped and, you know, slammed my

12:22

teeth through my tongue and that was crazy. That

12:25

was wild. I still remember. You were a little weird,

12:27

heard. I still remember the blood was green. I'll

12:29

never forget that. That's impossible, there's no way. It

12:32

is impossible, it is impossible, but I remember.

12:34

That's what you remember? I remember the blood was green.

12:37

It was terrifying. Part of me thinks I remember

12:39

the story of you like ripping your cheek open

12:41

on the puzzle thing, but then the other part of me is like, maybe that's

12:43

just mom. So I'm trying to think of an actual, my

12:46

first memory of you and you

12:48

were a kid. And it's probably, dude, it's probably

12:50

just any of those Christmas mornings at

12:52

our house in Grey's Lake. When

12:56

like waking you and Chris up and

12:58

all of us just sitting there, like I probably

13:00

was eight or nine and that would make

13:02

you like five. Yeah. Four

13:05

or five. So you were young, so that's probably one of my earliest ones for sure.

13:07

And like just having to like have you walk away

13:10

from the presence, but you can't open

13:12

it yet, Tyler. You can't open it yet. It's the worst. You

13:14

have to wait. That was when we were wearing like the

13:16

dinosaur pajamas, right, the dinosaur one pajamas? Yep.

13:20

That was awesome. I

13:22

remember. I have all these positive memories, dude. I had like all

13:24

these crazy positive memories. I do too, bro.

13:28

You know, because Chris and I shared a room. I remember on Christmas

13:30

nights, you would, before

13:32

we got like older, older, you

13:34

would like sleep on the couch or on the floor in between

13:36

our beds, like on Christmas night, or

13:39

Christmas Eve rather. Or

13:42

those nights that like I decided that mom decided

13:44

it was a good idea for us to all have a sleepover

13:46

and sometimes wouldn't, did I always sleep on the

13:48

floor? Sometimes you sleep on the floor and I kicked you out of your bed.

13:50

Yeah, you would kick me out of the bed. I kind of loved sleeping on the

13:52

floor. Our sleeping bags were dope. I love

13:54

those blue sleeping bags. You were in the middle. Yeah,

13:57

you were in the middle like in between Chris and I and I was in

13:59

your bed and Chris and his bed. And mom and dad are friends

14:01

over bro with the music just blaring. I mean blaring

14:05

but that's like dude I see like I'm good

14:07

with that. Jess can't handle that bro

14:09

Like jet like so so which

14:11

is I mean it's because part of partly Family

14:14

trauma where she she had to like tip toe around

14:16

and had to be very careful what she was, you know She

14:19

was screaming If

14:22

she was being loud because her dad sometimes would

14:24

like pop off So like she became really

14:26

really attuned to noises Which

14:29

is why I can't rub my feet, which is why which I

14:31

love by the way, it's like a self-massage Yeah,

14:33

it's why I can't I can't do anything. I can't do anything Like

14:37

that that has like a small like did this

14:39

smoothest most fallen noise You know

14:42

fans on that like don't

14:44

sound like fans if that makes sense Basically like really

14:46

small minor annoying noises We

14:48

were trained by our parents partying all

14:50

the time to just like I can sleep

14:52

whenever Yeah, and

14:55

those nights were unbelievable because we would just stay

14:57

up until like 10 or 11 just laughing and

14:59

laughing and those were the nights That mom and dad

15:01

didn't care because they were probably having drinks so they never

15:04

come to check on us So we were just having the time

15:06

of our lives playing Pokemon way too late. Those

15:08

are the days Take me back

15:10

dude. We had a great freakin childhood

15:12

man. I think it's safe to say that our child

15:14

was very blessed to dude

15:17

Mom, we did we really did such

15:20

a magical child But dad stud great dad

15:22

and but mom dude She created just magic for

15:24

us in like all these weird crazy ways like I was I

15:26

believed in Santa on thousand-eight grade because of mom

15:29

Yeah, I mean bro. Remember when she you

15:32

know what dude is because she got she got

15:34

us dude Like as you get older you get

15:36

more logical, right and she

15:39

would get more methodical with like her shit Like

15:42

I remember she said there used to be like snow footprints

15:44

in the house and it was like I think it was even like fake

15:46

snow but it still got me and then

15:49

I'll never get like the grandma right when like grandma

15:51

and her or like grandma took

15:53

us around and low-call ride or

15:55

angres like like Christmas

15:58

Eve was like the night before And

16:01

we come home and all the presents are under the tree and she's

16:03

like Santa if it just came you guys just missed him And

16:06

we were like I was like no F-ing

16:08

way and it just said it just it

16:10

really did feel so real all the time

16:14

Yep, and that by the way, that was the reason that

16:16

happened I was like three days actually before Christmas

16:18

and so we were all right that Santa

16:20

wasn't gonna know we were in Arizona visiting Nana

16:23

Papa And so we

16:25

were like, how is Santa gonna know? So

16:27

the grandma with mom took us on that ride and apparently

16:29

I think it was some more cinex with the Charities went

16:32

in and Oh that

16:34

was dude all the parts of the line we got why

16:36

because we were all out That's why

16:38

it was that's what got us, bro. We were all out. Yep,

16:41

like mom dad. There's no one left in the house

16:44

But then we come home and all the presents are under the tree, bro

16:46

That would get me the 30 year old well, that's so

16:49

much work And then when you ask mom like hey is Santa

16:51

real shit and she says sees faith and magic

16:53

I'm like, well, I believe in both those things. So okay. Guess

16:55

he's real. Yeah

16:57

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I'll never forget. You know what I do? You know what I remember? Here's my here's

18:45

a childhood memory did I didn't

18:48

like blackout or again, we're unlocking

18:51

memories. This is called the unlocking memory segment

18:53

of the podcast. I

18:56

would, I remember when we would, whether we did, we

18:58

were in Arizona or they're in Georgia visiting

19:00

grandma and grandma Joe dude, I remember like laying

19:02

on the floor middle of the night, like eight

19:04

o'clock, like the TV's on just

19:07

we're laying in it, mainly in grandma and grandma Joe's. And

19:10

so like they're watching on their two, two channels

19:12

that they have right in that room. And

19:15

like they're watching jeopardy and we're all laid

19:17

out, sprawled out behind the couch, all

19:19

of our stuff's on there and we're like all laying down and

19:21

we're all playing Pokemon. And I remember specifically

19:23

do just trying to catch like legendary Pokemon

19:26

and like Pokemon red and blue, like just, just

19:29

throwing like a hundred pokeballs at

19:31

Zapdos. Like say, like literally, I

19:34

don't know why I remember that. But I like

19:36

for some reason when we were traveling, I guess it was because I was always

19:38

playing Pokemon in general when we were traveling.

19:41

Yeah. Do you remember like we used

19:43

to, we used to be so particular about who we picked

19:45

to, we called it raising. I'm never going

19:48

to raise dude. We just starting line up, bro. Who are you raising?

19:50

And I stand by

19:52

rat Tata and radicate is one of the most underrated

19:54

Pokemon of all time. I destroyed you and Chris with

19:57

him so often with teaching them T at different TNs.

20:00

I don't know. He's not good John you use

20:02

hyperfang which would take half of your HP away

20:04

every time It's very good.

20:06

It's very hyperfang is a really yeah dig

20:08

was annoying because we were too stupid to realize that

20:10

you know You just use fly the same

20:13

the same, you know or whatever Dig

20:17

was terrible. Yeah, you were a little rat when it came to that stuff,

20:19

dude I was good. I was

20:21

a good gamer back then and for the first

20:23

two years Yeah, that went that went

20:25

down quick do when halo one came out Let me tell you that

20:27

it is interesting like the the what what

20:30

you and I like about video games is so different

20:33

and what creating Chris to you and Chris are way more alike

20:35

when it comes to that But you like you looking

20:37

for the legendaries and Chris shiny hunting.

20:40

Yeah, I know that I

20:42

don't even remember I don't remember Chris shiny hunting. I will

20:44

say you know what and maybe I was stupid But

20:46

you know what? I never understood it was so

20:48

difficult to capture the dogs

20:50

the listener dogs suicune NT and riku Yeah,

20:53

because like every time you would zone actually

20:55

I guess I got really good at it because every

20:58

time you would zone They would

21:00

move Across the world

21:02

so you basically just had to keep zoning in and out in and out in and

21:04

out in and out until eventually you got To a route and

21:07

where you checked and they were there like paired

21:09

up with you at the same time But that one took me

21:11

a really long time to remember and to figure out how to do I

21:17

Did John when did you know

21:19

that I was better than

21:21

the average gamer at video games?

21:24

Oh, I love that question man. Here's

21:26

the thing. I was it when you were punching

21:29

me. What? I'm

21:32

gonna I'm gonna go I'm gonna go punch you right now. I'm gonna

21:34

do okay. I'll see you Yeah, come all the way to Cali where

21:36

I'm recording this one. Uh, I

21:39

have two core memories Dude of knowing

21:41

when you were really really really good like way

21:43

above average The first is

21:45

probably the first time that we had a massive

21:48

land in our basement and

21:50

I don't really remember who was all there I mean, I know V was

21:52

there I'm sure I'm sure Tom was there

21:54

and Johnny and some of my friends

21:56

maybe like Tim Bay mister Tim Baines Yeah,

21:59

so I remember there was like Like eight of us.

22:01

Um,

22:01

and you were probably the youngest like you and V

22:04

and you were just literally better than everybody that was playing

22:07

Like that's everybody and so and and that

22:09

was one of those I don't think that day was the time that

22:11

I would like punch you but those were the days where I would like get So

22:13

mad and drop the controller and go over and Because

22:16

it was just crazy and then you would

22:18

get it back and then you would you would still win.

22:20

Yep Um hated and

22:23

you talked trash too. Like you kind of

22:25

you know, that's always been you bro.

22:27

Oh my god, bro Like that

22:29

one, but then the other one and this

22:31

is like kind of that was probably the last time I ever Was

22:34

in the the punching phase or mad at you for

22:36

being good at video games because after that I was just smart

22:39

Yeah after halo on to be on my team Yep,

22:42

and then it was also because that's on right? Yes,

22:45

sir. That's my second memory xbox live comes

22:47

out We're playing against other people around

22:49

the country and you're just destroying all of them Yeah,

22:53

and then I kind of anchor myself to you in

22:55

doubles Yeah, and then

22:57

it was a little more even back then but then it

23:00

was it was you were horrible What really

23:02

said you part do was that night? This is one of my

23:04

favorite nights Of

23:06

all time in our in our broship.

23:08

I don't know where chris was if I

23:10

think he was at a sleepover, dude Yeah,

23:12

so yeah, I think he must have been because I

23:15

just remember opinion me It was pretty late like later

23:17

than mom and dad would normally let us play and we were

23:19

playing You know either duos or

23:21

squads whatever it was And this

23:23

one kid challenges you to a 1v1 And

23:26

he's I was a guardian or lockout. I think

23:28

it was a lot. It was lockout obviously hail too. Yeah,

23:30

lockout hail too and like

23:33

the other three super bounced up and

23:35

you 1v1 every single one

23:37

of them and Absolutely crapped

23:39

on all of them. Yeah, and they

23:41

saved their best for last. I'm pretty sure you beat him

23:44

by the most Trickster dude was his name.

23:46

Yeah, and that was like then I was just

23:48

like dude this guy like he's actually crazy Hehehe

23:51

Dude, that is that is you can make

23:53

a movie about that. I'm not kidding. That was one of the coolest

23:56

That was one of my coolest memories of all time in

23:58

halo is is that I remember

23:59

Like

24:00

the guy trick yeah, it was trickster was his name

24:04

And we were originally duo partners

24:06

and then we try to make an emoji team hardcore playlist,

24:09

you know Team and then he like

24:11

kicked me out For it for

24:13

that squad and then I like randomly.

24:16

I remember I just I got like I just joined his custom Bobby

24:18

or he invited me and I joined his custom hobby and Yeah,

24:21

just they all see about sound just one be wanting each and every one of

24:23

his teammates just shitting on all of them And then wrecking him in

24:25

a one-by-one while they're all watching up top on lockout

24:27

was Hilarious. Did

24:29

you have host? I did not know

24:31

I had a join Yeah, yeah

24:33

host mail too was pretty important if it was bad one But

24:36

yeah, and you didn't have host so I just I remember

24:38

them like freaking out below. It's on your own Little

24:42

host warrior did yeah,

24:44

don't forget at and then aptitude throwback.

24:46

What's up? I probably got another one bro that time that

24:48

we went to that halo

24:51

combine event Where we

24:53

lost the goatees team because of

24:55

me I'm pit at 49 49 like game five Yeah,

25:00

but that tournament you popped off I mean you

25:02

were carrying like mini bike was decent pyro

25:05

was decent. I was above average,

25:07

but you were really the bad Yeah,

25:09

that was my game. We're back on forever. Yeah,

25:12

I carry You're getting 40

25:14

50 kills in in the in the capsule

25:16

flag games You're getting 25 30 kills in the you

25:18

know out of 50 and Slayer and

25:20

we took him to game five or seven Whatever it was and we would

25:22

have won we would have game it was think it was just

25:25

game three, bro We were because at that point you're

25:27

only playing best of threes until you're in like the

25:29

the top 16 So but it was getting

25:32

on this out that would have gotten us the top 16 Yeah,

25:35

I mean dude. Okay, so three I remember that pit

25:37

slayer dude. You dropped on or you dropped down over

25:39

shield and died Yep, 49

25:42

49 missed four shots. All I had to do is hit him once I always

25:45

you all you had to do is just live and let me get the way that's

25:47

not also true But but

25:49

that's I just that was another member like another core

25:52

memory of you being different than other people

25:54

in that tournament Like you and Nick when I mean

25:56

statistically destroyed every other person

25:59

in that entire tournament. I'm different

26:01

yeah I'm different. And immediately went from

26:03

like what you were to like right after that tournament

26:05

dude that's when you went pro. Professional.

26:09

We'd love to see it dude. How

26:14

has the total journey

26:18

of our lives I guess

26:20

shaped

26:22

our relationship? That

26:24

you know I think do we I think we have a great relationship. It's

26:28

obviously gotten even closer now I think since because

26:30

we're now in a sports show together so we're

26:32

talking every Wednesday and texting more and also

26:35

because we play San Miforna

26:37

Fridays every Friday.

26:38

Shocker our

26:39

entire lives growing up where it

26:42

was sports playing sports together basically

26:44

and gaming and those are the two things that we're doing now.

26:47

Yeah I mean for me

26:49

bro like my

26:51

memory of our family growing up obviously we're

26:53

not perfect. We all had

26:55

our things like every family does. I really

26:58

do feel like we had less drama

27:01

than a lot of families. Especially

27:03

me like working in the church for 15 years and just

27:05

hearing what a bunch of families are going through it's like man we

27:07

had it we had a good dude like

27:10

that like I think our dad was a great dad

27:12

like I remember him showing up to games you know

27:15

in a suit like he'd get off the plane and

27:17

be at my game even it was a second half

27:20

and so like we just have had we just had a great life and

27:23

it was never perfect but we always

27:25

mom and dad did such a good job of always teaching us that we're

27:28

gonna love each other no matter what forever like

27:31

no matter what we're family they still

27:33

that in us hardcore so there's never any

27:36

really big drama that ever happened that

27:39

any of us ever thought at any point in our lives was gonna

27:41

be like oh this might be the last time that we're gonna

27:43

talk to our family

27:47

and instilling that in like into

27:49

us and throughout forever and then also just the openness

27:51

like we've never been afraid to share our opinions

27:54

ever so even

27:56

today we'll get into it if we if we talk politics

27:58

or whatever but

27:59

we know

27:59

know that like I've never once thought, Oh

28:02

man, this could be the time this, this crazy argument

28:04

at dinner, it would be the time

28:06

that we, uh, that we don't talk. And it's like, no, we

28:08

don't care. Like love is, is this

28:10

super thick blood is super thick. And

28:13

so we're just going to, we know we love each other. And so that,

28:15

because of that, we can trust each other and we can share

28:17

anything. And so I feel like mom and dad instilled

28:20

that in us forever. And it's just, that

28:22

which is what, like you said, has just made us stronger as we

28:24

go on. Yeah, I couldn't agree. I couldn't

28:26

agree more. I mean, being in, God

28:29

knows how many, you know, yeah, political

28:31

random, you know, topic

28:33

debates and discussions we've had at dinner, which

28:36

we probably should just stop doing in general. Um,

28:38

but you know, they happen all the time anyways. And

28:41

like, there's not, yeah, you're right. There's, I mean, there's not a thought in my

28:43

mind ever that it's just like, yeah, I'm not talking to

28:45

John or Chris tomorrow or you know what I mean? Or even like something

28:47

like so stupid like that. Like usually I'm over it,

28:49

you know, once we stand up and leave

28:51

the table. Yep.

28:53

That's,

28:54

and I don't even, you know, and that's another thing too. It's still, I

28:56

don't even remember having those conversations or anything

28:59

like that with mom and dad growing up about like, you know, like

29:01

that's how good of a job they did that

29:03

we, yeah, no,

29:05

we're not thinking about that. We don't think about running away

29:07

or cutting one another out of each other's relationships

29:09

or anything like that. We spent a lot, we spent a

29:11

lot of time together, dude. Like mom and dad did a great

29:14

job of that. We were always going on road

29:16

trips, um, you know, driving

29:18

each other to and from soccer camps. Like we were always

29:20

just in together. And that's how family dinners

29:23

all the time.

29:24

Your precious TV dinners.

29:27

A lot of home cooked meals, a lot of Mac and cheese

29:29

from mom's side. A lot

29:31

of Tyler get up here

29:34

because mom didn't understand that you couldn't pause a live

29:36

game. That was the worst dude. It

29:38

wasn't as bad as you think, by the way. It was. I'm

29:41

sitting down, dude. I'm sitting down. I'm comfortable. I

29:43

just laid down. I'm playing FF on my laptop.

29:45

I just got off stream. And then just like, Tyler, can you take a

29:47

trash out? Like, honey, I will take that trash out. Give

29:49

me five minutes. Five minutes goes by. Not even a

29:51

minute goes by. I hear the, I hear the bag being like

29:54

rolled up. You know what I mean? Like tied up.

29:56

It's like, I'll just do it myself. Dude.

29:58

And he doesn't do that.

29:59

often but that's exactly

30:02

what it is. Mom

30:04

took it as us disrespecting her. That

30:06

was the thing, right? And as

30:09

a matter, it's also a joke that men are like, I'll

30:11

do it in a minute and then they don't, they don't ever do it. Dude,

30:14

I, first off, I knew that if I

30:17

didn't do the chore that mom was asking, I get my ass beat. So

30:19

when she would be like, Tyler, can you bring the laundry downstairs?

30:22

I'd be like, yes, mom, give

30:24

me five minutes. I'll bring the laundry downstairs

30:26

and you know, she's pause your game. I

30:29

can't pause the game mom. 24, 24.

30:32

Literally, you know, and if it was a,

30:34

you know, that's dude, it's a game of inches,

30:36

bro. When you're playing as competitively as

30:39

I was back in the day. So I was never wanting to put the controller down for

30:41

like five seconds. And that's how long it would take. It would take like 30

30:43

seconds, you know, who knows what if I fell down the stairs, right?

30:46

And now I'm like, now I lost the game a hundred percent.

30:49

Especially when the game always, you know, always rested on

30:51

my shoulders, dude. Yeah, yeah.

30:54

But I still think you remember, you remember that too. I

30:56

think you remember that being more, you and mom both a

30:58

little too contentious. Like it really was, it was

31:01

like a year and a half when

31:03

you were like grinding and you were old enough to

31:05

miss some dinners because you were, that was my

31:07

favorite school. My, that was one of my favorite. I

31:09

was freaking in high school. I was a junior

31:12

or senior and like, yeah, finally I could

31:14

like miss a dinner and not get scolded. You know?

31:16

Yeah, but it was not as many times as you say,

31:18

as people joke about. I don't

31:21

know about Damien. That's not what I mean.

31:23

It felt pretty consistent. My memory is

31:25

just perfect. And we should just trust everything I

31:27

say. That's crazy, bro. Because literally at the start of

31:29

this podcast, I asked, what was your earlier childhood memory of me?

31:32

And you said, I don't have a good memory. After

31:34

like 12, I'm chilling, dude. Oh, okay,

31:36

okay, okay. So it's 12. Okay. Okay.

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32:51

How

32:55

am I as an uncle,

32:56

dude? What would you say? How was

32:58

I and how am I?

33:01

Oh, I see you're already kind of setting a little

33:03

story arc. Yeah, I am, dude.

33:05

Tyler the Funkle.

33:08

Am I a Funkle? I'll say. I'm kind of fun.

33:10

You are. You are. I'll

33:12

say this, bro. As someone who doesn't

33:14

really enjoy other people's kids, I

33:18

didn't have huge expectations for you and Chris

33:21

as uncles. I knew that Jess

33:23

and Julia would just kill it as

33:25

aunts. But I was pleasantly surprised

33:28

at how involved you and Chris were at the birth

33:33

of Caleb and Zachary, my two boys. You were

33:35

there. You were visiting the hospital, wanting

33:37

to hold them. That was really cool. It means

33:39

a lot. And then they're like one, two

33:41

years old. They can't really do much, not

33:43

talking and you're just kind of like, whatever. Like they're

33:45

not gonna remember me anyway. That's kind of like my attitude sometimes too.

33:48

I don't know what happened, Ty. Maybe

33:50

you can share this. You

33:52

and I had like a really cool moment

33:55

of like a year ago at Vegas. We

33:59

just had a lot of fun. We had a lot of fun together. So a lot of fun.

34:02

It was a really good weekend body time. Music

34:04

playing all day long from bands we love.

34:07

And you just kind of have shared a little about how like

34:10

your really life is short and you're really wanting to spend more

34:12

time with family. And

34:14

then like a month later or so you and Jess came

34:16

back for a scheduled month visit and ended up

34:18

staying like two full months and saw

34:21

me, everyone, our whole family and my

34:23

kids especially, like a bunch

34:26

and got all in. And like went to their football game, went to

34:28

their basketball game, you know, talked about

34:31

Pokemon cards, like listened to them when

34:33

they wanted to talk forever about their cards. And

34:36

I don't know what the switch was. I

34:38

never thought you and Chris were bad uncles. I

34:40

just feel like now you're both just crushing it. Yeah,

34:44

I mean, I

34:46

think that I would tell you the

34:48

one we're young to I remember that. Yeah, the who

34:51

it was taking back Sunday. It was after we saw it taking back

34:53

Sunday. All American rejects. Was it

34:55

all American rejects? Well, yeah, they played the last

34:57

song, bro. It was like the most emotional

34:59

song of all time. Yeah, I couldn't even I

35:01

couldn't even like see I was crying so much. I was like, we

35:03

went back up to our little, you know, sweet that we had rented

35:06

out. And even before that,

35:08

like, I just knew, you know, I spent my

35:10

entire life, like, not with the family

35:13

when I was older, like 18 or older, I guess I would say,

35:15

I was always trying to get out of things early.

35:17

I was always trying to get out of dinner, you know,

35:19

to just literally play video games. And then eventually it became

35:22

just a stream. You

35:25

know, after Fortnite blew up, you

35:27

know, six years later, I guess five years since

35:29

I made the decision to I was just like, dude, all I'm

35:31

going to do is just try to spend, you know, I've put my

35:34

time in right for my job and

35:36

my life. I have so much money. I don't worry about

35:38

that ever again, unless I'm a complete moron. But

35:42

like, yeah, I just want to know. Only thing I

35:44

want to focus on after that is, you know, make

35:47

up for it, like literally make up for time lost, which was,

35:49

you know, just not being as involved in Caleb

35:52

and Zachary's life, but also, you know, not seeing mom

35:54

and dad all the time or, you know, visiting you

35:56

guys and going. So yeah, I remember

35:58

we stayed like two months and. Going all those games.

36:01

They were so much fun, dude. Well, I mean, there's nothing

36:03

more entertaining than watching, you know A nine-year-old, you

36:05

know a group of nine-year-olds shut up play basketball Yeah,

36:08

and it just means it just means so much man Like the

36:10

same way I remember feeling when mom and dad would be at every

36:12

game is how The kids, you

36:14

know probably feel when you and ever anyone in our family

36:16

shows up and supports and doesn't have to be every time

36:19

But man also just like the crazy special memory

36:22

of you know, it was a winter break or something

36:25

When it was just Jody and I and the kids we went

36:27

and visited you guys for like a week in Destin And

36:29

it was like probably the best week

36:31

of my kids lies. I am a selfish

36:33

vacationer So when I'm with my kids, it doesn't feel

36:35

like a vacation even if I'm having fun But

36:38

that week bro I mean went on the dolphin

36:41

cruise and like all these fun restaurants

36:43

and my kids were just Unbelievably well behaved because

36:45

they're just loving the attention they were getting from everyone.

36:48

That was a crazy awesome week.

36:50

I would say

36:51

They were perfect except for when they were in

36:53

the car, right? Well, yeah, just like

36:55

us when we were kids man true You

36:59

and Chris you talk a lot about me punching you but you don't talk

37:01

a lot about the faces you make it me in Order

37:03

to give me the price you so that was at no you

37:05

to you Do you would you would know

37:08

and I both in trouble and then smile

37:10

and walk away and go play video games by yourself? And take

37:12

our time. Yeah. Yeah, that's

37:14

well That's because you guys were sometimes you would play without

37:16

me and you know get and

37:19

get shit on y'all Oh, I

37:21

just had a bigger brain dude, and it's all listen understandable

37:29

I

37:35

Did John let's do let's finish up with some visitor

37:37

that we honestly I could do this for like five hours

37:40

So I'll have another episode or we get get more

37:42

in depth about and some other things if you're if you're

37:44

ever free Of course, but

37:46

let's let's finish this or that JB.

37:48

This is very simple You can answer as

37:50

long as you want or as short

37:52

as you want Are you ready for our famous

37:55

this or that segment? I'm ready. I did Florida

37:58

or Chicago Florida

38:00

and it's not close. Start

38:02

assignments immediately or wait until the last

38:04

minute? I'm a last minute, I'm a last

38:06

minute guy, bro. I always have been and I work better

38:09

under pressure and that's why. Is

38:11

that what it is? I'm 100%, oh 100%. Like

38:13

when I was a kid I was just dominant, I usually just

38:15

didn't turn it in. But like college, like

38:18

in my career when I travel and speak all that

38:20

stuff, like last minute, I am under the gun

38:23

and I'm better under pressure. Wow, there he

38:25

is, man. So you would say, so like, you're like Jared Goff,

38:27

better under pressure. I

38:29

mean, think of the plays you've seen me make in

38:32

Fortnite together. Like, no,

38:34

no, no, don't probably hear me out. Oh,

38:36

okay, you're being short, sorry. Wait,

38:38

you're dead. Like you're, and I have to

38:41

make a play against people that are better than me when

38:43

all I had to do was just help you shoot them at first.

38:46

Yeah. Like I'm better under pressure. So yeah, you didn't

38:48

have that pressure and now, yeah. Okay,

38:50

I think we're going with this. I love that. All

38:52

right, interesting. Underestimated

38:56

or overestimated? Me?

38:59

I mean, if this is about me, I'm underestimated. For

39:01

sure, for sure. And

39:03

then I think I overestimate your skills. You

39:06

overestimate my skills, but what about me as a

39:08

streamer? You think underestimated. I

39:11

think you're, no, you're a great streamer. Yeah, but underestimated,

39:13

bro. Oh yeah, you are underestimated. I mean, you're underestimated.

39:16

But like, here's the thing, dude. Second place to travel is Build Tournament

39:18

against Prose. You're such a troll, dude. I

39:20

love that. And you're never gonna let me live that down or anyone

39:22

live that down, for that matter. That's right. Congrats,

39:24

great placing, dude. Loud neighbors

39:27

or nosy neighbors? Oh,

39:30

oh man. This is actually a

39:32

great one. You had to think about this. You were about to answer off the cut.

39:34

I was gonna say loud for sure. And now I'm like,

39:36

nah, like with kids, my kids go to about like seven.

39:39

So I prefer nosy neighbors because they can be

39:41

nosy all they want, but I'm not gonna tell them anything. Right,

39:44

and if you have nothing to hide, bro, then there's nothing to be nosy

39:46

about. Right, genius, dude. Oh,

39:50

here we go, dude. Toilet paper, John. Wiping

39:53

over or under? What

39:55

does wiping over mean? Like over,

39:57

I guess. Oh, toilet paper.

40:00

over under on the roll. Sure. So

40:03

whether or not you're pulling on top or you're pulling

40:05

underneath. Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that.

40:07

Let's have to do that. Everybody. There are

40:10

some people that under over. Yeah, everybody

40:13

wipes underneath. Anyway,

40:16

the answer is over. The correct answer for the toilet

40:18

paper roll is over. I agree. I agree.

40:20

Because you have to go. There's less room to

40:22

travel when it's over and when under, you know, you

40:25

get stuck and then it rips. There

40:27

he is, dude. Hey, here's a follow up question to that

40:30

one. I'm sure

40:32

that everyone wants to know. Are you a folder or a

40:34

scratcher? I am a scratcher.

40:37

You're disgusting and you've touched poop

40:39

several times in your life. I have a couple

40:41

of several, but that's why you wash your hands.

40:44

No, no, no, no, no, no. John,

40:46

that's why you completely have it from the scrunching and

40:48

you go to folding. Dude,

40:51

that's disgusting. I mean, who else? I also

40:53

found out someone else was a scratcher in my life and

40:55

my life is ruined. Scrunching. Here's the thing.

40:58

I also crunching is unreliable, dude. I also stand

41:00

up when I wipe.

41:02

John. What? I

41:05

mean,

41:07

sometimes I'll stand up, but then like, you

41:10

know, it's rare. It's a rare occasion. You just

41:13

need to have, okay. Okay.

41:15

You need a big day. I can't poop with my clothes on. I

41:17

love, dude, listen, there's nothing better. Okay.

41:21

First off, there's nothing better than when you just sit down,

41:23

unload in like 30 seconds and you're done

41:25

skis and a ghost wipe. Let's just talk about that.

41:27

That's perfect. And

41:30

you know, your body's just like in and out. It's like,

41:32

it's nothing like clockwork. That's what how it's, that's how

41:34

a healthy bowel movement is supposed to be for those listeners

41:36

at home, by the way. And, but

41:39

there's nothing worse than the, yeah, the hot sweaty ones,

41:41

bro. Where you just like, dude, I can't have a single

41:43

article of clothing touching me right now. I need to be full.

41:45

I need to be back to my, my, my natural

41:48

instinct. Like, you

41:51

know, like caveman, just completely

41:53

butt naked and just battling my demons.

41:56

Thank you for saying what I'm doing standing

41:58

like the caveman did while wiping. and just

42:01

poop a naked is the right way to go. Yeah. Now

42:05

that you think about it more and more and more, it's actually weirder

42:07

to poop half naked, or to poop

42:09

your clothes on if you think about that. Yeah, I agree.

42:12

Unless you're in a public place, you're in a public place, there's

42:14

no really good place for you to put your clothes and stuff like that, but

42:16

at home, dude, your bathroom should be relatively clean. You

42:19

know? Dude,

42:21

you're changing my thought process. I'm just going

42:24

to full strip down every time, dude, just because

42:26

like, you know what I mean? It'll be even faster if it's

42:28

possible. No, that's not because it would take it takes

42:30

me longer to put on it off than it would for me to

42:32

poop. I'm a frickin speed pooper, dude. All

42:36

right, dude, moving on. Instagram famous

42:39

or infomercial famous? Oh,

42:41

my gosh. Can I say neither? No.

42:44

Okay. Yeah, you can. You

42:46

can say neither. I mean, I would I think I'd say I

42:49

think I'd say neither. Gun to your

42:51

head. You have to choose one though. Instagram.

42:53

That's disgusting, bro. You wouldn't want to be

42:55

you wouldn't want to be the slap shop guy, dude? No.

42:58

You got arrested for hitting some hookers. Yeah,

43:01

no, infomercials are like the worst kind

43:03

of commercials now. Hi, it's Vince with slap.

43:07

Come on, dude. Yeah, just now. Wow.

43:11

I just saw one. I just saw one called like

43:13

the pillow one, right? The pillow guy. No,

43:16

the wand. Have you seen this wand? Is it magic?

43:19

Is it real? It's a hair wand infomercial drain down.

43:22

Look at this guy. Look

43:24

at JB pulling up on the wall. Look

43:26

at this guy. Look at JB pulling up on

43:28

the fly googling something. Dude, you're right.

43:31

You're made for podcasting JB. I know. I'm

43:33

good at this, bro. Imagine who called the drain weasel

43:35

the drain weasel. So one's not even in

43:38

the drain weasel, bro. That's

43:40

not a college. Excuse me. I've never

43:42

heard of that. And you just literally

43:44

like it's this cool looking thing and you put it all

43:47

the way down into the drain and then it like

43:49

attaches hair to it and then you pull all this hair

43:51

up. Yeah. Okay. I'm

43:54

pretty sure that those exist. I don't think that needs to be an infomercial. Okay.

43:57

I already know the answer to this one. Phone in the bathroom. Yes

43:59

or no? 100% you know the story where Jody

44:01

had to break the wall the door down, right? Oh,

44:03

yeah, because you've locked yourself into the back and then my phone was

44:06

at 1% and it died So I sitting there with nothing to do It

44:09

was horrible. It's incredible. Oh You

44:12

went to the bathroom and got locked

44:14

in your own bathroom Yeah, and your phone

44:16

died so you couldn't text anybody. She's just sitting there in

44:19

your bathroom with nothing to do Yes Well,

44:21

Jody was home And so after like she tried to

44:23

take the hinges off and like everything was not working She

44:25

ended up having to kick the door down like a beast All

44:29

right, that was if I was home alone That would have been my only way

44:31

out but it wouldn't have kicked down I would have had to

44:33

kick through because the way the door goes it

44:35

only can be kicked out from the other side So I'd have like break

44:38

it and like tear it off would have been crazy. I'm to be clear

44:40

John I'm pretty sure you could just like fell into the door.

44:42

Okay? All

44:44

right, last question of this or that you glizzy

44:46

Tron or Megatron. I Love

44:50

this question, bro. You know the glizzy guy, right? Yeah,

44:53

yeah Which one dude

44:56

Megatron, bro. There it is Dude, Tom and

44:58

Johnson Darius lay just said it was one of the best

45:00

corners of all time I think there is play just

45:02

said that he's the best receiver ever Give

45:05

it Sunday. Give me Calvin Johnson back. He's got

45:07

a couple of your Three apps

45:12

baby

45:14

three apps on your

45:17

phone. Okay?

45:26

Only ones are allowed to have three apps for the rest of

45:28

your life right now. What are those apps? Are

45:31

you serious? Gmail isn't one

45:33

of them Like Safari isn't

45:35

one of them. Okay, so I can't pick like a practical like

45:37

calendar app, right? No, no, no, no No,

45:40

you have to go to the app store Okay.

45:43

All right, I'll choose X Okay,

45:47

I love that Twitter because it is by

45:49

far my favorite social media platform is not

45:51

close. Okay. Okay. Okay Oh

45:54

my gosh, bro. Give me it. I need

45:56

a second. Just make sure I don't have a second. Okay.

45:59

I just want a son that

47:52

For

48:00

me, AFK is where I

48:03

get to focus on my absolute

48:05

priorities in order of

48:08

God, my faith, my family,

48:11

my friends, and

48:14

my responsibilities. But those

48:16

first three of faith, family,

48:18

and friends are huge. So

48:20

when I'm away from the keyboard, you can almost

48:23

guarantee that those are the three things that

48:26

I'm trying to incorporate at all

48:28

times, as well as some nice

48:30

sleep in the evenings.

48:34

Tyler is super proud of everything you're doing, bro.

48:36

Love that you're entering the podcast space. An absolute

48:38

honor and pleasure to be on

48:40

here with you. Appreciate

48:43

all you are, my friend, and good

48:45

luck. See you soon in all the other things we're

48:47

working on.

48:50

And there you have it, folks. We've reached the end of another

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