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doctors. Our guest today is

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a wonderful standup comedian, a podcaster,

0:51

our dear friend, Ryan

0:54

Sickler. I'm your host, Ian Carmel,

0:56

and with me as always are my dear friends,

0:58

Sean Jordan and David Borey, also

1:00

very talented standup comedians in their own right,

1:03

and beautiful men wearing baseball hats

1:05

the two ways you can. Let's

1:08

get into it. Welcome

1:28

to another brand new episode

1:30

of all fantasy everything where

1:32

Feb Newary continues our

1:34

month of brand new guests. Yeah, dude. Ryan,

1:37

you can talk whenever. Okay. Thank you for

1:39

having me guys. Thank you for being here. How you

1:41

doing playboy? This is sick, man. I'm excited. Yeah.

1:45

Thank you. This rules. Dude,

1:47

the podcast we ever did was in a

1:49

hotel room and was it the Bridge Style

1:51

Festival? I think it was, wasn't it? Yeah.

1:54

You guys were here for funny over everything. And, um, yeah,

1:57

it was you and Larson and Jay was, I didn't, I had

1:59

never met either. One of you jade just starts ironing his shirt

2:01

in the room and I was like no way he did not

2:03

and then he just Laid on the bed, and we did the

2:06

crap Iron

2:08

I Still don't

2:10

know how to do it You

2:12

know iron every wedding we go to Laura She's like

2:15

teaches me she reteaches me every time and I still

2:17

like I'm gonna burn it if I do it your

2:19

wedding was The last you know I was like you

2:21

got to do it and burn it I

2:36

Think I used to sharpen my nose before I go, huh?

2:40

Heat up a pumice stone You know

2:42

it might be a good like you're looking for

2:44

these things to watch while you're walking on the

2:46

treadmill, right? Yeah, it

2:48

might be good to just queue up and like I'm

2:50

saying this for myself too because there's I have a

2:52

ton of blind spots just like Things

2:55

that adults do that. I just have not figured out

2:57

how to do yet. There's got to be YouTube videos

3:00

For I there's that I learned how to

3:02

tie a tie off of YouTube. Yeah, definitely

3:06

I'll learn how to tie the double

3:08

Windsor the Cadillac of knots off YouTube

3:11

Nobody else taught me you don't even need parents

3:13

anymore. Just go to you Completely

3:16

paying yourself now. I know how to iron but there's

3:18

I'm sure there's things I don't know how to do

3:20

I know is unnecessary the state. I'm just

3:23

saying I want For the listeners to

3:25

know if you come up to me with some wrinkled pants

3:28

I'll send you home with some more with a

3:30

nice crease. I also know how to iron.

3:32

It's not it's really easy. It's so easy

3:35

Yeah, all right. Can you do

3:37

laundry? Yeah That's

3:40

harder to do than ironing is why I'm

3:42

here Sean. Yes, sir. You

3:45

gotta fold a piece of paper Yeah,

3:48

you can iron Yeah,

3:51

I can fold baby just crumple it up right get

3:54

it as small in your pocket that's crumbling

3:57

I'm not condescending you

4:00

have this irony thing because the stain game is a complete

4:02

mystery to me if you I don't know what to do

4:04

with stains which way to handle them I have no idea

4:06

how to just throw a t-shirt out yeah

4:08

because I don't know what to do with it as oxy

4:10

throw oxy 10 on that I have a

4:13

kid we all have kids you don't get

4:15

stains out done that does everybody on here

4:17

have a key on the only one but

4:19

I do have dish soap and an immediate

4:21

want for there to knock and hot water

4:24

I have high blood pressure which I feel like it's kind of

4:26

like having a kid yeah dog

4:29

it's gonna you need to take

4:31

care of it yeah it's

4:33

the thing I gotta think about every day you know keep an eye

4:36

on the bed that

4:38

one of the guys with a kid here Shana

4:40

is Jordan on Twitter Sean Cougar Mel Jordan on

4:42

Instagram John where can this is gonna

4:44

be coming out the

4:47

22nd there is well come

4:49

see me tomorrow at the comedy slash bar in Seattle

4:51

with Ian and then in New Orleans March

4:53

8th and 9th Boise we're

4:55

doing a live AFE March 23rd also

4:58

the special is done

5:00

we have it all done finalized all the

5:02

artwork everything is done it's gonna be

5:05

coming out mid March we don't have

5:07

an exact date yet but I'm gonna

5:09

be making a separate patreon page

5:11

for that I'm gonna put a bunch

5:13

of free content on that page

5:16

and then you know the special

5:18

will be there and details to follow but I'll

5:21

get that link out I'll try to get it out this week

5:23

and again I'm gonna put out some free content I have some

5:25

ideas that I'm gonna throw out there kind of not really

5:28

soon yet but it'll be fun all of it's

5:30

gonna be good and if you sign up there

5:32

then yeah you'll be the first to get notifications

5:34

and everything and I'm really looking

5:36

forward to it I worked super hard on it Laura

5:39

produced the whole thing she directed the

5:41

whole thing she did

5:43

everything it's all about her and Maxine so I'm

5:45

very proud of it I worked really really really

5:48

hard on it and I'm excited for everyone

5:50

to get the chance to see it other

5:52

than that just be happy smile be cool

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fantastic David Porey's here. Sorry cool

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guy jokes. Eighty seven on. The

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graham I think of him sick to

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6:06

Some Aca may serve you believe in

6:08

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Crackers common out me or as

6:17

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6:22

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6:24

that's my big thing. And

6:27

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6:29

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6:32

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6:34

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6:39

wrote from a comedic angle. The Melissa

6:41

sent a clinical psychologist comes in. From.

6:44

An actual know what she's talking about. I know I could

6:46

wrap her but she's real. Come

6:48

see me tomorrow night. In. Seattle communist

6:50

last by was on Jordan. I

6:53

will be at. Sports.

6:55

Drink in New Orleans Much eighth and ninth also

6:57

shown Jordan and then the next week at the

6:59

Punch Line in San Francisco. March.

7:02

Thirteen for the sixteenth. And. Then

7:04

in Portland, Oregon. Revolution.

7:06

Have. A. Recording my

7:08

special debate. Said.

7:10

Silva over the last job and then he comes

7:12

here for those other places. That. Was

7:15

already talked about Ryan Settlers here at

7:17

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7:19

It at Ryan Sigma on Instagram

7:21

as was plat right Ryan Secular

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all social media Ryan sickler.com. Anywhere,

7:26

In the that. Will. Come people, Frequently.

7:29

Awareness. Ah, come see me

7:31

on the road. I'm actually going to be

7:34

and know when A pig March First and

7:36

second. I'm in Omaha, Nebraska. March Twenty ninth

7:38

and thirtieth. Ah man. Columbus,

7:40

Ohio April twelfth and thirteenth.

7:43

Don't. Fuck with Us. Now. We are gathered

7:46

here today. To. Fantasy draft A

7:48

topic chosen. By. Our beloved.

7:51

All. Family members on the patriarch. We.

7:53

Put up a few options suggested by you

7:55

and then you voted on them and you

7:58

chose. Sectional. doctors Yeah.

8:01

A topic I was skeptical

8:04

about at first and then dove in. Oh, there's

8:06

a grip. A rich vein. Yeah, there's

8:08

so many. In the abundant valley. Yeah.

8:12

Are you guys, do you guys, Sean Jordan now, I

8:14

know you've seen every episode of Grey's Anatomy. I

8:17

sure have, cover to cover baby, and there are some

8:19

doctors in that show. Yeah, I got a

8:21

list. Not just standarders,

8:23

man. It's doctors. And grubs. My

8:25

other, like one of my favorite shows of all time. So

8:27

I'm sitting pretty. You got a lot to draw from. Are

8:30

you, Ryan Taylor, are you

8:32

guys medical show fans? No,

8:35

but enough. Okay. And

8:38

there's like movies and books and shit. But

8:41

yeah, there was, I didn't know, it wasn't

8:43

too tough actually, the loose. Yeah, it was

8:45

easier than I thought as well, but I

8:47

wanted a couple deep cuts just because I

8:49

felt like there would be some overlap and

8:51

Sean, the one's off the board. It's

8:54

off the board. So I'm trying to get all five of mine

8:56

on this board. I feel it. Yeah, dude.

8:59

I got one deep cut that I can't even say with a

9:01

straight face. It'll be fun. I'm excited. Oh,

9:03

it's a save. I bet it is. I

9:06

bet it is. Well,

9:09

let's get into it. No reason

9:11

to delay any further. The way we determine the

9:13

order of this draft is through a rollicking game

9:16

of rock, paper, scissors, play between the three of

9:18

you and we throw on shoot. Here we go. Rock,

9:20

paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, there's an unnatural victory. An

9:23

unnatural victory. An

9:25

unnatural victory. An unnatural victory. Flying

9:28

in the face of God, a paper against two scissors. David

9:30

as the winner of rock, paper, scissors, it is

9:33

incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's

9:35

draft. But before you do that, I will

9:37

remind you, it is a serpentine draft. And what is

9:39

that? That's a great question. It's like playing snake on

9:41

the Nokia. I don't know if I've ever even said

9:43

it before. You know that old snake in the Nokia?

9:45

For sure, yeah. Yeah, why might I have

9:47

said it 300 episodes ago? But what are we doing? It's,

9:49

you know, back and forth, down a little bit each way.

9:51

It's like a snake, baby. Easy

9:54

peasy. If you pick fourth or the first round,

9:56

you pick first in the second round. David,

9:58

with that in mind, what will the order of today?

10:00

fictional doctors fantasy duet to be ah

10:02

we're gonna go sickler first I'll

10:06

go second then we're gonna go Ian and

10:09

Sean just fuck it up

10:11

a little bit corner baby I'm

10:14

not gonna go back to backs Michael same

10:16

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10:18

microwave soup weird bomb bomb first through fourth

10:21

is that right you're going

10:27

first and fifth and then first

10:29

and eighth technically and then

10:31

ninth and then yeah 11th

10:34

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10:36

playing snake on your phone and we're gonna get to

10:38

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15:40

your first pick, the first pick in the draft?

15:43

All right, the first pick in the draft, this

15:46

is a deep cut, I'm a little older, and

15:49

I just actually had a conversation

15:51

with his daughter at the comedy store the

15:54

other night. I'm going

15:56

with Chevy Chase from Fletch, Dr.

15:58

Rosenfienes. I

16:01

still think about it. He

16:06

turns around and he's like, what's your name? So he's

16:08

like, Dr. Rosen penis. I'm here to see that. He

16:10

just dropped it right in there and it's you. It's

16:15

just so I, you know, I haven't seen fletch in a

16:17

minute, man. I keep, it's one of the movies where I'm

16:19

like, I keep meaning that should be the treadmill jam for

16:21

a minute. That could get me through two, two

16:23

and a half sessions for sure. Yeah.

16:26

Yeah. His

16:28

daughter's name's Taylor and she plays piano at the

16:30

comedy store. So I saw her the other night

16:33

and I just happened to ask her like,

16:35

look, I'm from Maryland Chevy chase Maryland. Like

16:37

what the hell is the deal? And I

16:39

guess it was a real person from history

16:41

that his mom named

16:43

him after. And

16:46

when you guys with this, I was like doctors,

16:48

I was like, I love fletch. I know he

16:50

had a doctor in there and it's Dr. Rosen

16:52

penis. His real birth name is Chevy chase. That's

16:54

his real name. I always wondered

16:56

that too. Well, and then you see like Chevy chasing

16:58

Glendale Chevy chase Boulevard or whatever. And you're like, if

17:00

they named that after Chevy, I didn't know. I

17:03

am. Yeah. Because we

17:06

got Bob home airport, you know what I mean? And

17:08

there's like the avenue of the stars. You're like, it's

17:10

not. No, he's

17:12

number two. You could

17:14

have seen Glendale getting over their skis doing blow with

17:16

Chevy chase one night. The man

17:19

who's on the street after you, man.

17:21

Because you're a legend. You're a legend.

17:23

I bet. Yeah,

17:26

dude. Just

17:28

do it lines up a white BMW hood,

17:30

man. Come on. Yeah,

17:33

that's that's fantastic. That is not the one that

17:35

I was thinking that I couldn't say with a straight

17:37

face though. So I was

17:39

worried. Yeah. Did you guys see

17:41

the Fletch? I

17:44

did not remake, but I guess like kind

17:46

of the Jon Ham Fletch. Oh, no, it

17:48

came out recently right now. Fletch. It's

17:50

good. Is it? Yeah. I'm

17:54

doing it justice is because it's one of the all

17:56

time great roles, you know, but like it's funny. It's

17:58

worth watching. Okay. Um,

18:02

excellent pick. Dr. Rosen penis off the

18:04

board. Not going to have any weight on

18:06

me with all these treadmill joints. Who would be watching? Absolutely.

18:08

Any shit play boy. You're going to love it. Your

18:10

boy, John Ham. And now it's time for your

18:13

boy. I got a photo. David for his

18:15

first pick. Uh,

18:17

I gotta take, I'm talking, taking

18:19

Dr. Benjamin Franklin Pierce. I'm taking

18:21

Hawkeye from mash. Oh, yeah. I

18:23

had that down. That's a great,

18:26

he was the coolest guy. And then like, he

18:28

showed, he cared when you really needed it. You know

18:31

what I mean? He was always the voice of reason,

18:33

but then he was like, man, he was in that

18:35

war, bro. He used to watch mash a lot on

18:37

the before school. And then when

18:39

I started skipping school during school, uh,

18:43

yeah, Hawkeye, big, big, big,

18:46

big influence on my sensibilities. Love him.

18:48

Love Alan, all the Hawkeye

18:50

from mash. Fast,

18:52

but sweet. He was the only

18:54

match guy I even thought about taking too is the

18:56

funny thing. Yeah, absolutely. He was the, he was the

18:58

one. Yeah, dude, I

19:01

didn't get mashed. I didn't get mashed enough of a chance when I

19:03

was a kid. So I used to watch it on Nick at night

19:05

when I was like six or

19:07

seven. I didn't, I didn't understand how buck it

19:09

was like the, you know, the city. Right. Right.

19:11

Right. And then in my like, probably in my

19:13

thirties, I rewatched the whole shit. I was like,

19:15

Oh, damn. Yeah. And when you think about

19:17

like, Clinger, that's a man apart.

19:20

Uh-huh. You know what I'm saying? That's like, like,

19:22

there's just like a lot there in a war, you know, I

19:25

don't think Hawkeye wasn't, uh, Alan Alda

19:27

wasn't pierced in the movie though. It

19:30

was Donald Southerly. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

19:32

And the movie. Yeah. It's great. That's a

19:35

Robert Altman movie, man. Wrote like Ring Lardner

19:37

wrote it. It's that's crazy. And then they

19:39

made like a TV, you know, big flashy

19:42

movie. And then all of a sudden they make a

19:44

TV show on it. It's even bigger. Yeah.

19:46

I've called myself like walking

19:48

around randomly humming that goddamn

19:50

song. Yeah. It's so good. You

19:53

ever heard the lyrics? Well, I guess it's

19:56

What's the one that I'm thinking of? Like, yeah, fuckin'

20:00

gnarly. I remember that because I don't know, like this

20:02

kind of a catchy little joy. And then Jaegers a

20:04

lyrics as a whole. It's

20:07

done. It's all different. Finale.

20:09

Of mass, one hundred and six million people

20:11

watched it. Better. Same sixty percent

20:13

of American households. Can you believe it?

20:16

When. We get like one hundred five million downloads

20:18

on under five. but now with yes we

20:20

do with that way that moment of who

20:23

you play as a citizen of the. An

20:26

assistant and no one guy

20:28

about slide around and and

20:30

learn mercury. That's the Korean

20:33

War, right? Yes, Snog

20:35

Vietnam Oh no I was that of

20:37

Vietnam. Oh kids, Vietnam as maybe I

20:39

am a bizarre long enough that a

20:42

one in a career. Paths be

20:44

Abu Daoud and we all to dive and what

20:46

dates those happen Because I definitely know so there's

20:48

no reason the like. You. Know see how

20:50

long Know was under pressure. Or.

20:52

The movie at least to South Korea. Either.

20:55

Way conflict you want to be involved them. Yeah

20:58

did. Except on a Tuesday morning

21:00

before school as they are you know

21:02

better and will not. Good news is

21:04

I have it's own and run a

21:06

day official. What? yeah I mean out

21:08

on get through to it is you

21:10

gotta for confronted by my on move

21:12

to a school outlets. That.

21:14

Bespoke, I've it, information war isn't a

21:16

degree. And while it is authentic and

21:19

Isaac. Is. Korean So. Good.

21:22

Jobs on. Yeah, I'm out here. I saw

21:24

him in a roof over your. These cells

21:27

of the war is over in wire or

21:29

this last week and that was the conflict

21:31

in a bag. Exactly bucks, tacos, A

21:35

in the morning I don't want to hear you

21:37

out with a subway. yeah when I only that

21:39

bad day I that gets that we oughta be

21:41

a be in Phoenix as weekend because we're doing

21:43

shows. The Senate does it Ridge Improv but on

21:45

either gets up. And. Easter Egg roll from Jack

21:48

in the Box the next morning is like he goes, you

21:50

need this and I'm like. Not

21:52

Maybe. Ten years ago. Banal. Right now my

21:54

twenty nine year old my my digestive system can

21:56

handle it. My with his y de

21:58

Andaluc out of in him. Here's

22:01

perhaps a hot is

22:03

the right word, a room temperature take but

22:06

I think a next day egg roll from Jack in the Box

22:08

or a taco only gets

22:10

better. They're fine. That only gets better. I

22:12

don't know. I can't go with you there

22:14

brother. The flavor seeps in more. I'll tell

22:17

you it gets better. It gets worse. That's

22:19

for sure. None of

22:21

it molds, none of it does anything. No way.

22:24

You could leave it under a heat lamp for years

22:26

and it would be the exact same. I would

22:28

beg to argue that if food doesn't mold, it's

22:31

probably okay to eat. You know what I mean? Like we

22:33

should be eating shit that doesn't get bad. Why are we

22:36

here? Bad. I leave pizza

22:38

on the counter and my wife will like

22:40

the next day I'll go to take a bite and she's like you can't do that and

22:42

I go if I know one thing is you can

22:44

eat pizza the next day on the counter. I've been

22:47

doing it for at least 30 years at minimum. Next

22:50

day pizza is one of our true pleasures as

22:52

a species. She's talking about the bacteria. I'm like

22:55

maybe but it's been all right. Who do you

22:57

ever know who got sick off the next day

23:00

pizza one time? No one. Never

23:02

one time ever. You

23:04

know who you'd go see if you

23:06

got sick off the next day pizza though if I

23:08

may. Oh look at this. Well I don't believe it's

23:11

your pick yet. I believe it's mine. Oh wait is

23:13

it not? You got the hot

23:15

corn in my friend Davis. That's right. Shysa.

23:18

Sorry I forgot. Shysa. Go

23:20

on. Okay. All

23:22

right. I'm going to take the

23:24

doctor of my childhood. Somebody

23:27

who's brought me more laughs than I think anyone else I'm going to

23:29

get in this draft. I'm taking Dr.

23:31

Nick from The Simpsons. Oh yeah. Oh. I

23:34

thought him on there. Yeah. Yeah. I

23:37

was a Simpsons kid in a big way. Shaped

23:39

my sense of humor like massively and Dr.

23:41

Nick was one of the funniest characters on

23:44

there. Had a catchphrase. Hi

23:46

everybody. I'm Dr. Nick. You know. So

23:49

you knew it was Dr. Nick when he showed up. Yeah

23:52

dude. We moved into my

23:54

stepdad's house. He had I got the attic for

23:57

the room and he had to clear all his

23:59

all his stepdad's stuff out of there like the

24:01

stepdad stuff before your stepdad and so

24:03

he bought my signs all the playboys stacks

24:05

as high as I was a playboys all

24:07

that stuff and yeah VHS of

24:09

the Simpsons and a TV that was all I

24:11

had up there so that was when I

24:14

watched the whole shit when I was like seventh grader he's

24:16

just so fucking funny like a doctor who got

24:18

his degree in a strip mall doctor

24:23

when Homer wants to like lose weight you

24:25

don't even take it on disability like dr.

24:28

Nick is the doctor who supervises them on

24:30

the process you know instead

24:33

of making sandwiches with bread use

24:35

pop tarts instead of chewing gum

24:37

chew bacon fucking I

24:41

just I don't know man I just love it he's

24:43

looking at a woman I had a couple

24:45

of those doctors last year yeah you

24:47

run into them yeah you had a rough go last year

24:49

right I think the few of those guys

24:51

were in my unit what

24:54

happened I would have took a hawk I

24:56

believe yeah haka haka would have got

25:00

you straighten out real quick sickler

25:02

what happened you were you were dealing with some bad doctors

25:05

yeah it's a long story but the short

25:07

short version is I went in for a

25:09

back surgery and then there was a complication

25:12

so they had me come back in they

25:14

they sew me back up and

25:16

they tell me now you need to lay here

25:18

and I tell them that I have this blood

25:20

disease that if I lay still for a long

25:23

period of time I'll clot and die because it's

25:25

yeah before where I almost died don't

25:27

let me clot and die and I laid

25:29

there for a week and then my fucking

25:31

lungs fully clotted pushed

25:33

on my heart my heart swelled up

25:35

and I collapsed in the hospital and

25:38

I'm lucky to be alive we're lucky

25:41

we're lucky to have you that's

25:43

a that's fucking nuts man I spent

25:45

almost a whole month of January

25:48

last year in cedar Sinai

25:50

which I've now called cedar

25:52

Sayonara fuck that January is

25:57

the month to miss though I mean if we're gonna be honest you

25:59

know That was all I needed to

26:01

get. It was a good start. My

26:04

little five was a sick month. And

26:06

my insurance just started, so it was a good month

26:08

to have all that go down. Knock out the deductible

26:10

in the first three days of the month. Remember what

26:12

it was about. Now you can get that calf surgery

26:14

you want too, and it'll just be covered, baby. You

26:16

got all the packets done. You got boulders put

26:18

in. Dr. Nick is my

26:21

first pick. Sean Jordan. I

26:24

mean, Dr. Meredith Gray. Gray's

26:26

Anatomy. I

26:28

know I'm the heaviest Gray's Anatomy regular on

26:30

this show. Sickler, I don't know if you've

26:32

ever dipped your feet in the bathtub? I

26:34

dabbled. When COVID hit,

26:37

I said, I've been wanting to watch this

26:39

show for a decade at least. And then

26:41

I was like, I'm going to watch. So

26:43

we watched the whole series in a year. All of

26:45

it. Now we're caught up.

26:49

The whole thing. Because

26:51

we were going through IVF, and you couldn't do anything. So

26:53

it's like we just sat there and watched Gray's Anatomy. It

26:55

was fantastic. Her

26:58

lineage, she comes from this

27:00

amazing doctor. Her mom, I

27:02

can't remember her name, but whatever. Her

27:05

mom's like this famous doctor. And what's fascinating

27:07

about this show is there's famous surgeons. I

27:09

couldn't name you a real doctor. Dr.

27:13

Kevorkin's about the only one I could name. Famous

27:16

to the world, but we're like

27:18

amongst doctors. To the country

27:20

for sure. They go to Japan

27:22

and stuff. Ben Carson, right?

27:26

You have gifted hands. I

27:28

guess he would be a famous doctor. I

27:30

don't know who that is. So she'd

27:32

be eating at a restaurant or something. That's

27:35

Meredith Gray over there. But anyway, she's just

27:37

a famous doctor who changes the whole game.

27:41

She's the best. I love the show.

27:45

I like medical dramas. I

27:47

like romantic comedies. I like

27:49

all that. I'm a little bit

27:51

of a fan of the show. I

27:53

like the show. I like it.

27:57

I like it. I

27:59

like it. it's like tree trunk for

28:01

a torso disease I'm like I'm like I'm catching

28:03

that for sure. Or

28:05

I think I have

28:07

that. Yeah. I got

28:10

those symptoms. Yeah. She

28:13

was itchy. There was one time

28:15

these two people came in impaled with the same telephone

28:17

pole and I'm like okay they make it pretty outlandish

28:19

on grade where you're like yeah all right I'm getting

28:21

that. Do they fall in love? Cuz what

28:23

a great way to meet someone. Yeah. No I

28:25

mean the two impaled by a telephone pole. Oh

28:27

no they have to choose the old guy one

28:29

of them has to die and the old guy

28:31

hots on the grenade for her. Oh damn. It'll

28:33

get you there baby you'll cry. And then on

28:38

the turnaround here I'm gonna go make it a

28:40

little more light-hearted. I'm gonna say Dr. Evil. Oh

28:44

damn. Yeah man.

28:46

Yeah. That's just

28:49

perfect. I

28:53

figured he was on some lists. So I wanted

28:55

to get him in there early. One of the

28:57

first impressions that everybody I know did. Oh. And

29:00

then everybody had a doctor at

29:02

a Dr. Evil. The

29:06

Halloween costume for God. You know

29:09

you hit the zeitgeist. For

29:11

real. Pressing up at Halloween and doing it

29:13

everywhere until people want to punch you in

29:15

the face. I didn't

29:17

realize how accurate it was. I don't want

29:20

to like step on other pics but like

29:22

if you go into the universe that that's

29:24

drawn from it's pretty close to what I

29:27

don't know it's like Dr. Evil you know you know

29:29

what I'm saying without saying it but it's like pretty

29:32

accurate to the other movies I'll say. From the from

29:34

the Bond movie it might be calling from. That's what

29:36

you say. Yeah yeah. And

29:38

pretty accurate to Lorne Michaels.

29:40

Right. We've got the impression

29:42

on. Yeah. That dude had multiple

29:45

when those movies were coming out catchphrases were

29:47

like the main way people communicated with each

29:49

other. Are kids still doing that? Are

29:52

they like Fortnite? I guess Fortnite

29:54

dances. Are there new like how

29:56

about no. Remember that one he

29:58

had B-sides going pla- I'm not

30:00

gonna know it was huge. Yeah. His

30:05

whole thing when he's talking about that the

30:07

details of my life are quite inconsequential and

30:10

that it just rattles off the most

30:13

insane thing you ever. Rich, ritualistically shaved

30:15

my testicles. A relentlessly

30:17

self-improving Boulangerie owner from Belgium.

30:20

Who claimed he invented the question mark.

30:23

Plus no mark. He made a

30:25

good point earlier, Sean. Like 60%

30:28

of the country watch MASH. I

30:31

believe with everything going

30:33

on today with all the options

30:35

from YouTube and Netflix and Amazon,

30:37

you name it, that if

30:40

MASH was out today, I don't think 60% of

30:42

the country would watch that finale.

30:45

So going back, like if

30:47

you remember old SNL, people don't even watch SNL these

30:50

days. Young kids, some of them don't even know what

30:52

the hell it is. But if you go back when

30:54

you had the Dana Carvies and the

30:57

Mike Myers, the character, they would

30:59

make a moot. Church Lady, even

31:01

the dancing bobblehead guys got a moot. You know

31:03

what I mean? Now

31:06

that character doesn't get its own

31:08

scene anymore. Now that character wheels

31:10

on to the noobs. And

31:13

they do character on the noobs and

31:15

it's changed by the uncle or whoever

31:17

it is, and then they slide off.

31:19

It's changed so much. That

31:22

character is no longer celebrated like

31:24

that. Eddie Murphy with Mr.

31:26

Robinson's. They couldn't wait to see another one

31:28

of those. Maybe Bill

31:30

Hader never wanted to make a Stefan movie, but

31:33

it's crazy that they never made a Stefan movie

31:35

because that would have been like three

31:38

movies if that came out in the

31:40

90s. You know what I mean? Yeah,

31:42

I mean, Dr. Evil.

31:44

Dr. Evil. All

31:47

right, time for my second pick. I'm going

31:49

to literature, baby. I'm taking Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

31:51

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Doc

31:53

Frank. I got him on. You

32:00

talk about him so often that like you actually do save

32:02

months of your life by by short-knit to Doc Frank Yeah,

32:04

well, I mean I need to know what to pair with

32:06

the steak when I'm out So I just called Doc Frank

32:08

and he lets me know what's gonna be best for my

32:11

heart when I'm out there a man Who

32:15

has been eclipsed by his own creation You

32:18

know, he's out here running this whole

32:20

he's actually Frankenstein's monster campaign Commenting

32:23

on you know what I mean on like YouTube

32:25

clips and tweet Twitter and everything God,

32:27

he'll curry situation I

32:32

Am Frankenstein he's my monster. It's

32:34

like alright, buddy. Sorry, but he

32:36

did create it He brought life to

32:39

a corpse in amalgamation of things so

32:41

together and in the book he

32:43

makes a monster who's brilliant That

32:45

was a fight in the movies. Yeah,

32:47

we get this lumbering oath and in the book. He's

32:50

like Brilliant a

32:52

genius athletic like even even

32:54

scary is not the right way and it just doesn't know how

32:57

to control himself and accidentally Drown somebody

32:59

but We

33:05

don't know what's gonna happen with stuff Divorce,

33:10

you know what I mean against all all

33:13

better advice and it comes the

33:15

greatest three-point shooter of all time Second

33:19

monster who's pretty good, you know It's

33:23

cool. Yeah, that band contributes went

33:25

to Duke. Yeah Uh

33:29

Late in Portland for a while playing boy for

33:31

a minute Philly. Uh, dr. Frankenstein.

33:33

Yeah, he's my pick He's it's a

33:35

great book. He's a good nanny

33:38

medium. He's been in books movies TV

33:40

shows, you know the monster mash

33:42

dude Anywhere you need him Frankenstein

33:44

can show up a monster squad. He's like the redeeming

33:46

character in the movie monster squad I don't know if

33:48

you guys remember that but they got like Wolfman merman

33:51

Dracula Frankenstein's one that saves the day We're

33:53

bringing talking about Frank. Yes, you talk about

33:55

Frank. I mean I got his own cereal

33:57

with Frank and Barry And

34:00

again guys, this is the monster you're talking about

34:02

what I'm trying to do right now is highlight

34:05

Right, right, right. Yeah. I mean we've all read

34:07

the book so we get it we get yeah Yeah,

34:11

I read the box can't put books down. You know

34:13

how it goes I just sort of want to shine

34:15

a light on the doctor doctor Frankenstein's publicist guy.

34:17

That's great Yeah, the monster. No, that's cool that the monsters

34:19

up to all that stuff again. The doctor does have a

34:21

new project Doctor

34:24

that we're talking about Doctor

34:27

Frankenstein has invented a dog that can

34:29

talk but only insult you so you

34:31

know, that's pretty impressive David's

34:34

time for your second pick. Ah My

34:36

second pick I'm gonna

34:38

have to go with Oh Doc

34:42

Brown from back. Oh Well,

34:45

yeah, dude, do I know what he

34:47

was a doctor of no no, I

34:49

mean Do

34:52

I love him just the same? Yeah,

34:54

do I question his strange relationship with

34:56

his neighbor? 15 year old

34:58

boy Marty McFly, whatever. It was a

35:00

different time different fun. The hair is

35:02

crazy kick it to 88, man Doc

35:06

Brown all day. I loved it when he went

35:08

back in time and he fell in love with

35:10

that woman in the old west He doesn't worry

35:12

about distorting the timelines of the world. He just

35:15

wants happiness man. Doc Brown Christopher

35:17

Lloyd is a testament

35:19

to the power of being old young Cuz

35:22

you look young and then has

35:25

looked that same way up until

35:27

now. Yeah, it's an in taxi.

35:29

He looked old and weathered Yeah,

35:34

yeah, yeah, he looks almost rougher in taxi

35:36

than he did in Back to the Future

35:39

They look better. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's

35:42

not a denim guy. I think is what

35:44

the issue is Then

35:49

you're looking up like yeah, he's gonna be dead by now, right

35:51

and you look him up and it's like he's 68 One

35:56

of my first places I lived here in LA

35:59

he was right off of Melrose, he

36:01

lived in a house across the street and he

36:03

had a stalker, this lady that would just sit

36:05

on his front yard and shit and they would

36:07

always have to call the cops and she would

36:09

not leave the poor dude alone. I just remember

36:11

that's how I knew where he lived. Imagine

36:16

of all the people you could pick

36:18

to stop. You saw

36:20

back to the future and you were like,

36:22

that's my guy. Move over Marty

36:27

McFly and all the other, not

36:29

Leah Thompson, not Michael J Fox,

36:31

not Crispin Glover. She was like

36:34

Christopher Lloyd. I'm gonna get my

36:37

fucks capacitor on. Yeah.

36:40

This is

36:43

the woman who sets realistic goals for herself.

36:45

She's like, let's go back and accomplish. I

36:48

almost said good for her. That's

36:50

maybe not how I feel. But

36:52

it's complicated, you know. It's a

36:54

spirit, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Doc

36:56

Brown, man. Good pick. Sickler

37:05

time for your second and third picks as it

37:07

is a serpentine drink. Alright, then. I

37:10

grew up as a kid, unfortunately,

37:12

drinking a lot of soda. So

37:14

I'm gonna go with Dr. Pepper.

37:16

Yeah. I'm gonna go with

37:18

Dr. Pepper. Now, I wasn't a big Dr.

37:20

Pepper drinker. I was usually in the

37:23

Coke family, Coke, Sprite, that sort

37:25

of stuff. But if there

37:27

was a Dr. Pepper around, and

37:30

I'll say this too as an adult, diet Dr.

37:32

Pepper. Oh, yeah. It's the

37:34

closest tasting to the real thing

37:37

of any diet soda out

37:39

there I've ever ingested. And

37:42

we also had birch beer. You guys ever ever

37:44

birch beer growing up? No, I've seen it. I

37:46

never had it before. Yeah. It got a little

37:48

more of a bite than root beer.

37:50

It's like a reddish color like Dr. Pepper.

37:52

So I'm gonna give

37:54

Dr. Pepper because it also in the

37:57

soda world, it's its own thing out there.

38:00

There's Sprite and Slice and all there's no

38:02

invitation Dr. Pepper. There's a long no him

38:04

tried to pull up on it. Mr Pimp

38:06

and inside but I've been adding you know,

38:09

and adding your bro ridiculous. Yeah, horse with

38:11

three legs get It

38:14

is I used to drink it all the all the time

38:16

and started giving me the scoots I wish diet. Dr. Pepper

38:19

gave me diet diarrhea. I'll tell you that then maybe I

38:21

could handle it But well, he's dr. Pepper.

38:23

He should give you this shit. Yeah, I figured

38:25

it out when I was probably 15 And

38:28

then I kept going for like 17. I don't

38:31

know but nothing but it would do it

38:33

that in fake lays They just immediately it's

38:35

like somebody's fake lays and the

38:38

bow Lestra Illustrator they give you anal discharge to

38:40

do. Well, yeah, I used to dump a Lestra

38:42

in my dr. Pepper you guys didn't do that

38:47

It's fight it gets that gets that birch beer bite when

38:49

you call it a code red, right? It was like someone

38:51

on the doctor go blue go blue.

38:53

Yeah. Yeah a lot of public restrooms in South Dakota

38:55

So I was all good but connected to that it

38:58

giving you the scoots thing I remember back in the

39:00

day people used to say, you know, it's like a

39:02

prune flavored soda Yeah, like

39:04

that was supposed to scare me off of it, but

39:06

that just made me love it more for being unique

39:08

Yeah, it's unique for sure. I still love it. I

39:11

mean, I'll still handle it But you know, you

39:13

just don't leave like ice cream. I kind of like

39:15

I gotta be I gotta be oh, yeah

39:21

Right, yeah Was

39:23

there 20 23 flavors

39:26

or something weird what is it 23

39:28

flavor? Yeah. Yeah, they're

39:30

Pounding dr. Pepper. They speculate that

39:32

there may have been a dr. Pepper a Charles

39:35

tea pepper of rural retreat,

39:38

Virginia Chucky

39:45

peps in rural retreat in Yeah,

39:54

hell yeah, all right, I'm

39:56

torn on my next two

39:58

because there's a bit of an obvious one

40:00

here, but also then there's one another

40:02

one, a TV doctor.

40:05

And I'm going to have to give it

40:07

to TV doctor. Doogie house. Absolutely.

40:10

Come on. I'm about to go with the

40:12

child doc. And pH. Love

40:16

that guy. Love that guy. Here's

40:18

the thing. Him and his computer journal. I

40:21

was working one day as a PA in LA. And

40:26

I'm driving right by universal

40:28

studios. And I'm with a writer

40:30

producer that I'm taking to another facility, but she

40:32

knew I did comedy, she was totally cool with

40:34

me. She knew my sense of humor. And

40:36

we pull up next of all people, Neil

40:39

Patrick Harris. And I'm like, Oh

40:41

my God, it's fucking dude. He housed over there. And

40:43

I roll the window down. I'm like, doogie.

40:45

And he looked like, I think

40:48

I got this thing on my nuts. Would you take a look at it? He's

40:52

a face. He drove the fuck off. I

40:55

love it. I'm like, yeah, with the Neil

40:57

Patrick Harris on Dr. Doogie house. Child

41:00

doctor, bro. Child doctor. Yeah. He didn't laugh

41:02

at all. He didn't give

41:05

me the finger and say, go fuck yourself. He just. No,

41:08

told you completely. I

41:11

think, I think that's breaking the Hippocratic oath right there,

41:14

man. You. Yeah.

41:16

He's got to help. I loved that show.

41:19

Yeah. I loved, I loved the song. I

41:21

loved his friend. Who was his friend? Vinny

41:23

was his friend's name. The

41:25

neighbor. He's the kid that's in

41:27

Sopranos. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh

41:30

man. Yeah. That's so I remember that episode

41:33

where. Do you remember he was, he

41:35

was going to lose his virginity and he bought

41:37

like a box of condo, he stole a box

41:39

of condoms from the hospital. I remember even as

41:41

a kid thinking like, that's too many condoms. It's

41:46

going to fall off. If he does it all those times. Didn't

41:49

he? Don't you know, is your boy.

41:51

Yeah. Yeah. He was great. He was

41:53

great. He couldn't have got a Jimmy

41:55

from Vinny Del Pino. He didn't have a fit in her

41:58

house. Vinny Del Pino. Well, I mean. They

42:01

were like 12. That's the other part.

42:04

He does that sex with praise a little cologne on it and he's like

42:06

it's good. Only

42:09

went four seasons but I guess at that point MPH was

42:12

getting a little older. They reran the

42:14

shit out of it though. Because I don't think I

42:16

watched it live. I was too little. Those

42:18

shows would go four seasons but back then that was

42:21

like 160 episodes. That's

42:23

right. And they felt like yeah you

42:25

look at some of those shows two seasons you're like I

42:27

thought that was on for a decade. Like

42:29

when you're a kid it just seems like it.

42:31

Gilligan's Island is the wildest one. That was like

42:33

two seasons. Really? Yes. And

42:36

then we ran forever. Yeah two seasons.

42:39

Dude I thought that was all for 20 years. Yeah.

42:42

It was in syndication but it was only

42:44

on they only produced two seasons of Gilligan's

42:46

Island. How many episodes in the two seasons?

42:49

Let me look. It was a lot. Probably full

42:51

like 24 season episodes right? Like I'm

42:53

sure they were getting picked up. I

42:55

just watched I just rewatched all the

42:57

Sopranos and even the final season is

42:59

21 22 episodes. I'm

43:03

like yeah it goes now or eight

43:05

nine cops like what Gilligan's

43:07

Island ran for two. How many? Pardon me three

43:10

seasons three seasons. Yeah still. Yeah still. But they

43:12

did 36 32 and 30 episode orders. Oh

43:16

that's luck dude. Yeah. That's not even

43:19

a hundred episodes. No. That

43:22

ain't. Wow.

43:25

I'm blown over. Never. Yeah

43:29

Gilligan's was one of those. I was like it was on for

43:31

it was basically a soap opera. It's what I assumed. Yeah.

43:36

Doogie how's it David. I'm for your third pick. This

43:39

one is another one near and dear to my heart.

43:41

Like I said I skipped most of

43:43

fifth grade and I was afraid of church

43:46

officers so I would stay inside until

43:48

like two o'clock when they're on start coming outside.

43:51

But this is when

43:53

the TV channel Pax was going on. I don't

43:55

know if you guys remember Pax. So I'm taking

43:58

Dr. Michaela. Quinn,

44:00

medicine woman. Yeah. Got

44:03

about her. Come on

44:05

Boston bread, moved to the

44:07

Colorado territories for medicine, had

44:09

a wolf dog. Great.

44:12

Great. Jane's all for

44:15

just looking beautiful, looking like a red ad. What

44:18

a babe. What a babe. Dude,

44:21

all the way into wedding crashers. I mean, it's, it's

44:23

shock. Right. She is in

44:26

wedding crashers. Yeah. And then

44:28

her, that guy, Sully, who was like

44:30

a Dances with Wolves situation where he

44:33

wasn't Native American, but he had a lot

44:35

of beads. Yeah. But I think

44:37

it was in the one guy. But

44:40

it was the nineties, you know, and it was a

44:42

Colorado show. Yeah. I just

44:44

want a shitload of it. Lot of fringe

44:47

leather in that show too. Oh, come on.

44:49

She dressed like a fucking towels housewife. Yeah.

44:52

Dude, everyone, like every rich lady

44:54

in Austin dresses like Dr. Quinn,

44:57

medicine woman today. Yeah. Also

44:59

in Phoenix, where we just were.

45:01

Yeah, exactly. There were tassels everywhere

45:03

in Phoenix. When we were in

45:06

Scottsdale, tassel city. No, if there's

45:08

turquoise, fringe tassel is not far

45:10

behind. No, even if it's

45:12

like finding tracks. Yeah. A

45:16

white woman crashed here. Yeah.

45:19

Dr. Quinn, medicine woman, man. That's

45:23

a great pick. I watch.

45:25

Yeah. Never.

45:28

Why third pick? We were just talking about the Soprano. So I'm going to

45:31

bounce right back to it. I'm taking Dr. Melfi.

45:34

Nice. Yeah. Dr. Melfi.

45:37

Yeah. I've never seen this.

45:39

It's crazy. I've never seen it. I

45:41

feel like. I know we talked about it. I know.

45:44

It's so it's daunting. If we need another pandemic, dude, I'd already dig. I know, but

45:46

I did. I'm

45:49

glad loud, funny. There

45:52

are so many funny moments in it.

45:54

I'm very funny. It's not just like

45:56

a mob thing. It's so

45:59

fucking funny. I would say

46:01

that it is like the Sopranos which

46:03

won Emmys for drama is funnier than

46:05

and I like to bear But it's

46:07

funnier than the bear which is currently

46:09

winning Emmys for comedy agree. Sure. Yes,

46:11

sir. Agreed. I'll watch it Yeah, dude,

46:13

it's funny. It seems daunting But

46:15

like once you're like three episodes and you're

46:18

like, thank God it's there's so much left

46:20

to go It is and then you also

46:22

there's really good characters that come in later

46:24

and shit to where you're like, oh, hell

46:26

Yeah, we got a new one good not

46:28

just some chump, you know Yeah, like Joe

46:30

Pantiliano just shows up. Come on, you know what I

46:32

mean? Like going crazy three or whatever Yeah,

46:35

go crazy One

46:38

of your doctor ladies, Juliana Margolis shows

46:40

up on there. Come on, right? Yeah,

46:43

I'll be chemis on there It's it's good. Yeah,

46:45

you're gonna love it and Dr. Melfi's there the

46:47

whole time Lorraine Baraco plays this therapist I won't

46:50

say too much because I don't want to spoil

46:52

afraid anyone doesn't watch the yet. I

46:54

will different five years ago It's

46:57

just me you're being cool about She's

47:01

thrown here anyone on here. She's fantastic You wouldn't

47:03

think she could could do a role more iconic

47:05

better one of good fellows and then right you're

47:07

right comes out and does Does

47:10

dr. Melfi? She's just

47:12

great man. She's beautiful. She's brilliant.

47:14

She like challenges him. She's

47:16

like the true Counter

47:19

boy, well the brano in the show.

47:21

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the foil. Yeah, it's

47:24

the show doesn't work without her She's

47:26

fantastic Sean time for your third pick

47:28

not plucks from the Sopranos universe All

47:31

right. Well, I'm gonna I could

47:33

get this later, but I just want to

47:36

talk about it It's if you remember that

47:38

Will Ferrell sketch from SNL where it's it's

47:40

Molly Shannon Chris Parnell Will Ferrell's playing a

47:42

doctor Do you remember anyone know what sketch

47:44

we're talking about? And they lose

47:46

Chris Parnell's baby like he misplaces the baby Anyway,

47:48

so Tim Meadows comes in and Will Ferrell is

47:50

like we have this expert here to talk about

47:52

it Tim Meadows comes in he goes hi I'm

47:56

dr. Steven poop and He

48:00

goes, I don't know anything about your kid, but I can do

48:02

the robot. He does it, and he's like, that'll be $5,000. And

48:05

he leaves. I

48:07

saw that guy too. Dude, it's my fate. I

48:11

cannot say it without laughing. He just

48:13

comes in, and he keeps a

48:15

straight face, and it will, it's always, because I'm like,

48:17

I just don't know how you said I'm Dr. Steven

48:19

Poop, and you didn't. It

48:22

blows my mind. But anyway, I love

48:24

it so much. Dr. Poop. Yeah,

48:28

dude. On YouTube, I've

48:31

never seen that. Oh my god, it goes

48:34

on a little too long as the sketch is kind

48:36

of used to. But, peak

48:38

Will Ferrell, you can tell it's where, Anchorman, like

48:40

he was brewing up Anchorman shit. But

48:43

anyway, yeah, Tim Meadows, Dr. Steven Poop,

48:45

and yeah, watch

48:47

it if you haven't seen it. Fantastic.

48:50

Amorph, and your fourth pick? I'm

48:53

going into, well. I

48:57

think I can get that one last. I'm gonna go into Scrubs. I

49:00

gotta do it, go into Scrubs, and I'm

49:02

doing John C. McGinley's character, Dr. Perry Cox.

49:05

If you haven't seen Scrubs, it's like people

49:08

are touring completely. If you don't like

49:10

it, you hate it. I get it, I'm not here to

49:12

cape for Scrubs. John C. McGinley is one of the best

49:14

actors. Cape, you love it. I do love it, but I'm

49:16

talking about John C. McGinley. He's one of the best actors

49:19

in everything he's in. And Scrubs, one of

49:21

the reasons I like it so much is

49:23

because Bill Lawrence, his roommate in

49:25

college, is who Zach Rask's character's based

49:27

on. So all the stories are true, and

49:30

his old roommate, he's like, you can use my life

49:32

for free. You just can't make us look bad. You have

49:34

to make doctors look good. You have to actually tell

49:37

what we really do. And I feel like Dr. Cox

49:39

in that show is like a shining example of a

49:41

dickhead, but deep

49:43

down, like an amazing person wants to help, wants

49:45

to heal, but also very tormented, crazy

49:48

alcoholic, hates himself, narcissist, all those

49:50

things. But he's just, he's so

49:52

good. He's so good at emotions, I

49:54

don't know. Just John C. McGinley in general. Dr.

49:58

Cox. I need, I'm at the point now where- I

50:00

think I need to run that back. I

50:02

mean, you hated it the most. I

50:05

think Fungus hated it the most. Well,

50:07

I guess because he's got a Bill Beef. But he

50:10

was on a show. Anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who knows?

50:12

But you'd walk into the crib and change it. I

50:14

think he let it go. He hated it. He hated

50:16

it and then started working with Bill Lawrence. Oh, OK.

50:18

And then I think, yeah. Yeah,

50:21

it's wacky if you don't like

50:23

the slapsticky stuff. But there's

50:25

enough serious stuff in there to make it great.

50:28

As far as I can remember, I was in the airport. Dr.

50:31

Perikok. Dr. Perikok's playboy. Time

50:34

for my fourth pick. And,

50:37

oh, man. OK. I'm

50:40

going to go back to the cartoon world. And

50:42

I'm taking Dr. Zoidberg from

50:44

the TV show Futurama. Yeah, absolutely.

50:47

I'm proud about that. Like an

50:49

old Catskills comedian character who also

50:51

has an octopus head. Dr.

50:54

Zoidberg is fantastic. He's one

50:57

of the more Jewish-coded cartoons that we've had out

50:59

there. And not just you, just like, again, like crazy,

51:02

like Catskills level.

51:06

Just hilarious. Why not Zoidberg? I

51:08

love that dude. I love Futurama. Makes me laugh every

51:11

single time I watch it. Yeah, I feel you,

51:13

man. Where is it at

51:15

in your cartoons? Futurama? Yeah.

51:17

God, we might have to draft that so I

51:19

can figure that out. It's

51:22

definitely after The Simpsons, but. It's

51:24

up there, though. It's good, man. It's

51:27

top five for me, for sure. Yeah, it's fantastic.

51:29

Also, happy anniversary to Family Guy, a show that

51:31

I think is a little bit of a punchline

51:33

amongst cooler people, but then you think back and

51:36

you're like, no, that show's fucking funny,

51:38

man. I watch them all. Okay. How

51:40

long has Family Guy been on the air now? Three

51:43

seasons. But

51:47

for real, whatever that number is, Gilligan's

51:49

Island feels like double that. Yeah, it

51:52

does. I

51:54

mean, I think Family Guy's pushing like 25. I

51:57

think this is the 25th anniversary. 25, right? Yeah,

52:00

and long like long up is like Earth

52:02

seasons like 22 eps and shit Been

52:06

on for 153 seasons this point. Yeah,

52:08

they just want another Emmy man. It's

52:10

fucking crazy They got lifetime achievement award.

52:13

No Like I'm kidding now the week

52:15

attempt it like it's a long show Okay, well

52:17

that too put like no like a good job. You made the

52:19

best show this is Isaac cut that out and put a Good

52:21

joke there. That'd be tight. Thank you Come

52:26

from Chris Rock So

52:31

dr. Zoidberg David come for your fourth

52:33

pick. I Mean I

52:35

do a joke where she's the punchline.

52:37

I got a reference Reverence sir from

52:40

days of our lives. I'm taking dr.

52:42

Marlena Evans. Oh, yeah, if you

52:44

guys weren't You had to be it

52:46

so you had that parents who had soap operas or whatever

52:48

her shit was crazy

52:51

She got possessed by the devil. She

52:53

was locked on the island for some

52:55

time She's her kid Sammy

52:57

Brady is crazy with Roman Brady. She

52:59

was with John Black just a lot

53:02

of Covered a lot of

53:04

ground still on the show still doing

53:06

it same actress since like 76

53:09

or some she she has what the Gen

53:11

Z kids would call a cunty little haircut

53:17

Are you just using terms you've heard on TikTok

53:19

Yeah You

53:22

want to talk about some episode games

53:24

those shows are like 15 racks that

53:26

shit's crazy with like oh yeah thousand

53:28

episodes Oh every day they produce them

53:30

like the news man every day. Yeah,

53:32

so when I was a kid We watched not landing. That

53:34

was what my mom made me watch and now are you like me?

53:37

No, we watch it everything nice. Hold on

53:39

one second. Keep going We

53:42

were I'll just really quick say we were on the same lot as

53:44

I think days of our lives in one other one and you could

53:46

go down and watch them work and they're just like a

53:49

factory dude Did you

53:51

ever watch any of them we watch days of our life and

53:53

all my children and it was like It's

53:55

just if you're following them, you understand

53:57

it's crazy like one day. So. Fuck

54:00

you know, edges the ib, the plot lines,

54:03

Cause. They have to keep going

54:05

over years. Yeah, and years you're

54:07

You're an instrumental. get kidnapped people,

54:09

aren't. As is a of you

54:11

want to talk about who I had a

54:13

crush on when I was a good. Success!

54:16

That settlers holding up a sequence pills,

54:18

football or one of those disappearing now

54:21

at night land set the hood of

54:23

the A sigh yes that they all

54:25

email more attractive. The ago ban

54:27

are. A yeah forget must

54:29

sell may be something wrong. With

54:32

this show. Came believe

54:34

he tossed on no pun intended to

54:36

sit. We have to sit. Go ahead.

54:38

Also. Says the reason I learned how

54:40

to program a Vcr. I

54:44

would go back later and just

54:46

jerk faster. Godly, I'm not planning

54:48

on got nickel. It's shared Amazon

54:50

their own. you know where I

54:52

mean there was that. That line

54:54

up was stupid. But. It was.

54:56

It was night time soap nighttime or

54:58

we could watch Said Not Landing and

55:01

Falcon Crest that all these shows you'll

55:03

see nighttime soaps really anymore. Yup,

55:05

that's. The only reason good my mom, whatever would

55:08

be the time when we were hanging out now is

55:10

so young she'd be like. You don't

55:12

care what Woodward's north is not landings and it was one

55:14

of those where I was young and applause like. I

55:16

like. Sex. Whatever. That's what I'm

55:18

sexually as I like the same thing and it out of

55:20

for with Tina Turner in the what's Love got to do

55:22

with a video or so young but I'm like. This.

55:25

Is what I'm into. I. Know that?

55:27

So yeah, not planning and forms and

55:29

stuff. The. Devil

55:32

when you do. The Doctor Marley miss our job

55:34

is so funny. The way out here flask of

55:36

inside it's as loud as when you do a

55:38

job that kills the whole room, but it's coming

55:40

from fifteen before. i

55:43

signed up this way i like big

55:45

that joke is really good missouri hard

55:47

specifically is like that's where is for

55:49

the real had five years of yeah

55:51

people who really a set of as

55:53

soon as i say of people go

55:55

ape serbia was was failed up in

55:57

order for us Excellent

56:00

pick. Sickler,

56:03

time for your fourth pick and then we'll do a

56:05

lightning round for the final ones. Alright,

56:08

I'm gonna go with one that no one

56:10

has said and I think it's just necessary,

56:12

especially these days. I'm gonna go with Dr.

56:14

Love. Malchai Love? No,

56:17

just Dr. Love. You know, you gotta...

56:19

Oh, from the song, okay. Song, but anything. Right, I

56:21

got you. People say, you gotta be a little... Yeah.

56:25

You need to call Dr. Love, man. Get his

56:27

or her ass over here. I like that. I

56:29

like that. I'll take a wide look. Come on,

56:31

you got my gears turning over here. Yeah. Wide

56:34

open. The one kiss was

56:36

singing about, kind of the way that like Jews,

56:38

Muslims and Christians all believe in the same God

56:40

kind of thing. It's like Dr. Love can be

56:42

anybody. It doesn't matter who you're talking about. That's

56:44

who we should all be following with

56:46

Dr. Love. That would be

56:49

nice. Dr. Love's just kind of a presence, sort

56:51

of an entity. Yes,

56:53

she is. Went to Purdue, though. Yeah,

56:56

but Jay went to Purdue, still is a boilermaker. Also,

56:58

by the way. Um, fantastic. Ally.

57:00

Ally. And take

57:03

away your final quote or

57:05

your final pick. Well, I

57:07

wasn't sure if Doc Holliday was

57:09

a real doctor, so I went

57:12

with Dr. Jekyll. Oh, yeah.

57:15

Doc Holliday was a dentist, and I

57:17

don't think a dentist... was he a

57:19

doctor? Yes. Listen, he

57:21

was. Okay, all right. He was a dentist.

57:23

I'm glad somebody brought him up, though. I

57:25

bring up tombstone every chance I get. It's

57:27

the best movie ever made. You picked Dr.

57:30

Jekyll, but yeah, yeah. Oh,

57:32

yeah. Dr. Jekyll, dude, a man who could not control

57:35

his darker side. Yeah. Mr.

57:38

Hyde. David, time

57:40

for your final pick. Lightning Ram style. Okay, I'm

57:42

going from 30 Rock. I'm taking

57:44

Dr. Leos Fichemin. Oh, fuck yeah. Fantastic.

57:48

Come on. Just so many good... That's a

57:50

good Dr. Dave. Quote after quote after quote. Try

57:52

to give people animal blood. Great. Dr. Leos Fichemin.

57:55

I'm going to go back to the book universe, although

57:57

movies and TV as well. I've been

57:59

reading. Sherlock Holmes books a bunch recently.

58:02

They're fantastic. Just nice little like tuck

58:04

yourself into bed with one of those. I'm taking Dr.

58:06

Watson, his faithful assistant. That's great.

58:08

Absolutely. Yeah. Sean, your final pick.

58:12

Speaking of the literary world, you probably didn't think I

58:14

was gonna go to the literary world as I don't

58:16

really read a lot. But, and this doctor wasn't mentioned

58:18

in the book, but I'm sure he had a heavy

58:20

presence in the book. But I read

58:22

Motley Crue's The Dirt, Once Upon

58:24

a Time, and Dr. Feelgood is gotta

58:26

be there. I

58:29

think they probably omitted everything he did in the

58:31

book because it wasn't legal legal, but he

58:34

helped. Or they, you know, they

58:36

don't really say, they don't really gender Dr.

58:38

Feelgood, so. No. Well, you couldn't. You couldn't.

58:40

Yeah, but I mean Mick needed medication every single

58:42

day. So who do you think was given it

58:44

to Dr. Feelgood? He needed real doctors on several

58:47

occasions. I think he probably got Dr. Feelgood a

58:49

lot. I saw him in like 2002 at

58:51

the forum and he looked like he was

58:53

gonna die then. I can't believe he lasted

58:55

all this time. It's wild, man. His

58:58

knees were bowed in like it was, looked

59:00

painful. He was in pain every

59:02

second of the day and he had like a

59:04

degenerative spinal disease. I mean, yeah.

59:06

And the rest, it'd be wild to be

59:09

surrounded by the rest of them just going absolutely

59:11

batshit and you're like, can we just, can we

59:13

just chill for a minute? He also just died

59:15

from like cocaine one night and they brought him

59:17

back, right? Like, so in addition to his regular

59:19

shit, he had the Motley Crue disease as well.

59:21

Oh, that was a big ex-sigh. Oh, was that

59:23

a big ex-sigh? Okay. He died from heroin. But

59:25

they brought him back? They brought him back. They

59:27

did bring him back. Then they found him passed

59:29

out half in his bathroom, half out his bathroom

59:31

with leather pants on, needle in his arm two

59:33

days after he left the hospital. And they're like, man,

59:36

we really, is this why I went to school? I

59:39

just saw a Dr. Feelgood video with

59:41

Vince Neal currently and he's

59:43

just mumbling. He's like, it's, I thought

59:46

it was a joke. I thought someone was doing lip

59:48

reading and then I was like, oh my God, this

59:51

is real. When he's all out of breath and

59:53

he's just. Yeah,

59:56

that's what he said. And

1:00:00

they put subtitles. It's like bad lip reading where you're

1:00:02

like, oh man, what a rough shake But

1:00:06

you know, yeah, I don't I don't know if they

1:00:08

were thinking about the future too much

1:00:18

Excellent final pick Isaac super producer Isaac. Do

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you have a pick of your own for

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a fictional doctor? I sure do Dr. House

1:00:24

MD Oh The

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Selena and go with house because I thought everybody

1:00:29

would have now based on Sherlock Holmes I probably

1:00:31

watched more of that TV show more than any

1:00:34

other TV show in the world because I watched

1:00:36

it with my mom growing up He's

1:00:39

great. He's cynical. He's he has a he

1:00:41

has an addiction to the pills and He

1:00:43

knows how to you got a product.

1:00:46

I mean, yeah, yeah, you don't

1:00:48

trust a drug dealer that doesn't do the drugs, right? You got

1:00:50

us that what? No

1:00:58

Well, excellent big Isaac to recap

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Ryan sickler You

1:01:02

took dr. Rosen penis from flesh.

1:01:04

Dr. Pepper doogie how's our MD?

1:01:07

Dr. Love and dr. Jekyll David

1:01:10

you on second you took Hawkeye

1:01:12

for mash Doc Brown Dr. Quinn

1:01:15

medicine woman, dr. Marlena Evans and

1:01:17

dr. Leo Spichetman. I went

1:01:19

third. I took dr. Nick Dr.

1:01:21

Frankenstein. Dr. Melfi.

1:01:23

Dr. Zoidberg and dr. Watson

1:01:26

Sean you at last you took back to Meredith Grey

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Dr. Evil, dr. Stephen poop

1:01:32

Harry Cox and dr. Feelgood.

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We left some good doctors on the board Every

1:01:38

time it yeah, it's all kinds

1:01:40

of sketch. Annable. Lecter Hannibal Lecter.

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Yeah like Graham Uh,

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so I was trying to find so, you know in 40

1:01:47

year old or in um anchorman. He says dr. Kenneth noise

1:01:49

water I'm the one who's always been screaming.

1:01:51

Those are people he grew up with I look

1:01:53

last night and I couldn't find any information So

1:01:56

if anybody listening could find like an article or something saying

1:01:58

those are actually Paul Rudd's I

1:02:01

wanted to pick that if it's a fictional doctor. One

1:02:03

of my testicles, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, would have been dank.

1:02:06

But I think it's a real person. I,

1:02:08

yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard that from

1:02:10

you, so you're my source. Yeah, I'm out here spewing lies. We

1:02:13

gotta get deeper than that. I know, I know. Dr. Cass. What

1:02:16

about Dr. Cass? Oh yeah, Dr. Cass. That's

1:02:18

another long-running show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, hell,

1:02:20

well, hell. That

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