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This is a HeadGum Podcast. This

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is All Fantasy, Everything, the podcast

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where we fantasy draft anything and

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everything from the world of pop

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culture and beyond, because today we're

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fantasy drafting punctuation marks. Our

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guest today is the standup comedian

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and author and dear friend, Sam

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Tallent. I'm your host, Ian Carmel,

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and with me, as always, are my friends

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and standup comedians, Sean Jordan and David Boorie.

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Let's get into it. Welcome

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to another brand new episode of

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All Fantasy, Everything, the podcast that is

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being held together with

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dried toothpaste and popsicle

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sticks right now. I

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made it. I made a very foolish. I made a

1:31

plane mode. You went out of here. You went in there.

1:34

You're on my spot. Right. So

1:36

now I'm going to do not disturb. That's the right thing to do. Yes.

1:39

Oh, man. Just to let everybody know. We've

1:41

been doing okay. We're good. Everything's

1:43

fine. We're good. For 45 minutes, we've been trying

1:45

to get, just get all our documents. We're

1:50

good. We're good. We're good. We're

1:53

good. We're good. For

1:55

45 minutes, we've been trying to get, just

1:57

get all our ducks in a row. Sam,

2:03

you're standing on top of Pike's Peak with a

2:05

weather vane? Is that how you're doing this? I

2:07

am. I got a job

2:09

as a historical reenactor and I'm Zebulon

2:11

Pike right now. We just

2:14

got done churning the butter. No,

2:18

I'm living in the middle of nowhere in

2:20

a house that was built after the Ludlow

2:23

Massacre. So everything's bad, but I'm glad

2:25

to be here with you guys. You're living

2:27

there? I thought you were bee-beeing there. You're

2:29

just living there? What's

2:32

bee-beeing me? Like Airbnb. I thought you

2:34

were on vacation or something. No,

2:37

I'm in the opposite of vacation. I have been

2:39

put through a time tunnel. I

2:43

go to the candy store and I buy a whole

2:45

pocket full for a nickel. Emily

2:48

got a job down here. Oh,

2:50

I'm supporting my wife. This is what it looks like.

2:53

All right? You got a job in

2:55

the middle of nowhere and now here we

2:58

are. Are you in Ludlow, Colorado? No,

3:00

no. I wish I was in Ludlow. That's the

3:03

first destination. You were in Fort Leptin or something.

3:06

No, I'm in La Junta. Oh, that's

3:08

right, La Junta. Yeah, the togetherness. That's

3:11

where I am. I

3:13

often get it confused with Fort Leptin for no

3:15

reason. No one's ever had to consider

3:17

the difference between the two until right now. No, I'm

3:20

putting both on the map. This is the

3:22

most press La Junta's ever got. And Fort

3:24

Leptin. And Fort Leptin, yes.

3:26

There's a fort there. I'd feel safe, but no,

3:28

I have to defend against the

3:31

colonialists by myself. There's an insurgency

3:33

here. La Junta has a Hampton

3:35

Inn, so you're not doing too bad. They

3:38

probably got internet. So

3:40

I told David I considered going to the library to

3:42

see if I could get an extra 3G's. Yeah,

3:46

Sam's got 2G's right now. He

3:49

also answered the phone saying, I've been

3:51

made to look a fool. I've

3:54

been made a fool of yet again. If

3:57

you want to know what we're doing, we're

4:00

talking about sign up for the Patreon because

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we have video footage of maybe

4:06

the not much that when

4:08

it cut out that Lenovo situation

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that was one of the funniest things

4:13

I've ever seen so I'm gonna let

4:15

the listeners know I'm operating on a

4:17

Lenovo Chromebook I bought in Japan for

4:19

50 American dollars

4:21

which was 300,000 Japanese

4:24

yen and are you

4:26

buying discount computers in Japan

4:30

well I did it for the taxes but it was

4:32

$50 so it doesn't matter what taxes what are

4:43

you talking about I did it for the taxes? You

4:47

guys told me that I could beat

4:49

the taxes if I bought electronics there

4:51

that's what he said I thought I

4:53

was gonna buy like a Swiss and

4:55

like a giant TV no I bought

4:57

a this is the thing that like

4:59

homeschoolers use to take their CSAP switch did you

5:01

give it like an outdoor market I feel like

5:03

it was in a stall like next to a

5:05

basket of fish oh yeah yeah and then he

5:07

got a bag of chicken feet yeah it was

5:09

not in a building oh I'll say that sure

5:11

there was no roof right yeah there was there

5:13

was a tent base roof yeah

5:16

yeah I bought it in a

5:18

bivouac so anyway sorry to waste

5:20

everyone's time please I'm so glad to

5:22

know that you guys are gonna put the me being

5:25

so close to family annihilation on your

5:27

patreon that's the beauty of it is

5:29

I'm here alone so no one would

5:31

got hurt but me yeah your partner

5:33

didn't have to see that no

5:36

that's good but glad to see you guys

5:40

you too buddy I've never been in better spirits that

5:42

man is going through a sort of

5:47

technological crisis is

5:50

Sam Talon at talent

5:52

Sam on Twitter at

5:54

talent Sam on Instagram is what is it on Instagram

5:57

On Instagram is normal it's Sam talent

5:59

on Instagram. P A L L E

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and see I got locked out of us

6:03

at same town on twitter for being too

6:05

inflammatory. Sure, Sure, I'll inflammatory.

6:07

Are you on Twitter now? Zero.

6:10

It's me. I was reacting to people saying

6:12

nice things. I hit the heart reactor. say

6:14

thank you That's all I do. Too

6:16

bad. do it. Yeah, a line of

6:18

genocide Nice things right now because you're

6:21

you. Just pull out your special, the

6:23

Toads morale. Yes, Which

6:25

is a fantastic where can people see

6:27

that they can get out on the

6:29

magazines secret podcast you tube? Ah yes

6:31

thank you! I'm very proud of the

6:34

special and banal. Please watch tell your

6:36

friends it's it's very good. The sad

6:38

to to. The

6:41

know it's a different guy. Different. Guy

6:44

David. But Toads family came to

6:46

the show and Chicago this weekend.

6:48

Know. I That's what I am. I that do.

6:50

They know. This. Is not even on

6:53

screen. Know. It

6:55

is not by yeah hey what's that

6:57

special? Share with your friends The Great

6:59

Party album. I'm like Reds boss This

7:01

is like a successful her. He was

7:03

agree with technology that. Has

7:06

capitalism and I did buy a lot

7:08

of just a lot of so the

7:10

Japanese electronics a success he didn't know.

7:13

He doesn't want to beat the gold terrorists. Seabiscuit

7:15

not got a banks? Are we gonna buy a

7:17

bunch of gold? The.

7:19

Chinese guides you target was like that's where you

7:21

get gold to the labour. Sochi goes same price

7:24

the world over but you pay for the labor

7:26

or mountain bang. thought this. I'm he

7:28

must give up. Bring an extra suitcase. uncommon back

7:30

trip man might have the weight limit pretty quick

7:32

on that suitcase yeah you're unaware of back at

7:34

his you'll have to wait on a quick on

7:37

as soon as the several I won gold bar.

7:40

You. Don't have insisted. On

7:42

going to need a bunch of the balloons. Tobacco

7:45

with your belly to look cooler and that's the

7:47

one. as. Soon

7:49

as. a

7:53

separate the success of the can also

7:55

isn't that they don't you bought at

7:57

sam our topic of here tonight the

7:59

same Where are you? I

8:01

think let's put this out. Let's go ahead and

8:03

put this out next week, Isaac. Sure. There

8:06

it is. Where can people see you on the road? They

8:08

can see me in Cleveland and Levittown

8:11

in Baltimore at McGoobies. They can see

8:13

me at governors on Long Island. I'm

8:15

on the road forever, man. samtalent.com. Come

8:17

and get those tickies. Sean

8:20

Jordan is also here. Sean is Jordan on Twitter.

8:22

Sean Cougar, Mel and Jordan on Instagram. Sean,

8:26

Sean at gymnastics class early this morning.

8:28

Yeah, Max got started. I thought I

8:30

had energy before that goddamn

8:33

technical fiasco that we just went through. Now

8:35

I'm juiced, baby. I'm going to go. That goddamn

8:38

technical fiasco. That's how the government refers to Iran

8:40

Contra, right? I

8:44

hate wasting your guys' time. I was

8:46

over here just having a panic attack,

8:48

being like, these are my friends are busy.

8:50

Sean has a child. David

8:53

has a girlfriend. I don't want to

8:55

take away from that. She's not

8:57

here. You

9:00

know about David's beautiful, normal girlfriend? We've

9:02

heard. We've heard. So

9:05

I will be, or come to

9:07

the live shows in Phoenix, come to live shows in Phoenix. It's going

9:10

to be sick. We're all doing stand up,

9:12

co-headlining all three of us doing easy peasy sets.

9:14

And we're doing a live AP on the second.

9:17

Also in Boise, we're going to be at the Egyptian theater March

9:20

21st, I think. So come to

9:22

that. That's going to be fantastic. Also

9:25

this, this month for High

9:27

Note Comedy, we have Brad Wenzel and I'm

9:29

so bad about plugging the show on here,

9:31

but it is, it is such a fantastic

9:33

show. Last, the last show we did in

9:35

December, a friend of ours,

9:37

a very established, awesome comedian that you all love on

9:39

One Kyle Canine said it was maybe the best stand

9:41

up show he's ever been to in his life. And

9:43

that's saying something it's February or January

9:45

25th. We've got Brad Wenzel. He's hilarious. Come

9:47

on down to migration brewing tickets are cheap.

9:49

We got a lot left right now. So

9:51

pick them up, help us out. We will

9:53

see you there on the 25th and

9:56

go to my YouTube page, Sean Jordan

9:58

comedian. I have a special. finalized everything

10:00

yesterday. And yeah, so it

10:02

should be coming out soon. You

10:05

know, sign up for the Patreon, do all that stuff. How

10:08

involved were you in the editing process, Sean? Were you

10:10

in the lab? In the house, yeah, Laura

10:12

did the whole, my wife did the whole thing, so I

10:14

was. Oh, that's beautiful. She'd

10:16

send me a cut, I watched it like, probably

10:19

10 times at this point, and I don't hate it.

10:21

So that must mean it's all right, because you know

10:23

what I mean, you hate that shit. So yeah, I'd

10:25

come in the room and it's such a funny conversation, be

10:28

like, so the part about me sweating cum isn't in there,

10:30

why isn't that in there? But you're like real serious, you

10:32

know? It's funny,

10:34

you know those calls are like going

10:37

over the track list yesterday, and

10:39

you're just like, sweating cum, one of your

10:41

tracks? That's his catchphrase.

10:43

Yeah. I did it 12 times. Give

10:46

me a towel and cum up here. You

10:48

gotta wash your ass, how about sweating

10:50

cum? Sweating cum. There's

10:53

a bit we cut out, because it's gross,

10:56

just exactly that, I just kind of off

10:59

hands like sweating cum or something, I was like, yeah, we

11:01

can cut that out, but we just had a whole conversation

11:03

about that, and we had to say it a

11:05

bunch. So it's a whole cum. A whole conversation.

11:07

I knew, a whole cum. I could

11:09

never imagine your wife saying sweating cum.

11:11

Oh yeah. Like

11:15

I couldn't even, I'm trying to like picture it in

11:17

my I can't see it. I worked

11:19

really hard on it, so go to the YouTube page, sign

11:21

up, it'll come out in a couple months, but anyway. You

11:24

should release a version with sound effects. Like

11:27

when you get a Foley artist in

11:29

there, so when you walk around the stage, it

11:32

plays like gravel sound effects, every now and then

11:34

there's like a tuba to accentuate a joke. You

11:36

should get a dance hall DJ. We

11:38

got it in-house, we could do whatever we want.

11:40

Any edit, we could do anything to it. I

11:42

was expecting he could make the sound effect version

11:44

happen. I think we should put it up, man.

11:46

Yeah. Yeah, dude. I'm gonna do like

11:49

swimwear. The version YouTube didn't wanna show you. Every time

11:51

you refer to your penis, you'll play a slide whistle?

11:54

Who wouldn't like that? I refer

11:56

to my penis a lot, as the whole thing is about my

11:58

penis and genitals in my daughter. It

12:00

is. Uh, and also- Let me

12:02

tell you this, they're gonna say a bunch

12:04

of nice stuff no matter what. That's because

12:06

that's the people on YouTube do. They play

12:09

only content and they're never nasty and they

12:11

never put up your parents' home address in

12:13

the comments. They never do that, so just

12:15

enjoy yourselves. I watched yours

12:17

right after it came out, so I got

12:20

into the pre-order comments, but what's the real

12:22

ones? I can't. I

12:24

couldn't. I couldn't do it because then I'm like- Oh

12:26

no. Do you even look? No, I don't-

12:29

It is. Yeah. That's

12:31

fun, but don't look at your own. No,

12:33

no, no, no, no, it wasn't because it's

12:35

like- you get angry- I get angry very

12:37

fast. Absolutely. I get more angry about other-

12:39

like if somebody comes for one of you,

12:41

I get way more- way more

12:43

apt to hop on a soapbox and like get internet

12:45

tough over someone else. If someone comes for me, it's

12:48

like whatever. I

12:50

don't care. That's what I'm saying, it's like a bad time. I

12:52

don't like fans, I'll say it. My

12:54

director was in there mixing it up with the

12:56

people who had- that call, who me and David

13:00

have known forever, who was in there

13:02

on a burner account pointing out why

13:04

people didn't understand the nuances of the

13:06

lighting and the editing situation. He

13:10

was like telling people the camera specs. It

13:12

was brutal. This was his

13:14

first big thing where he could

13:16

interact with people who had constructive

13:18

criticism. And by constructive, I mean

13:20

they're building a bomb to send

13:22

to my parents home address. Yeah,

13:25

Dave's got to move. I'll go- He's got to

13:27

get out of there. He's got to get out

13:29

of there! It's too hot. It's too hot at

13:31

home, Dave. You got to lie low for a

13:34

while. I'll go

13:36

live on the comments every time somebody says something

13:38

like, that's my fucking wife you're talking about. And

13:40

then I'll just go in on them. I'll take

13:42

that boy. I'll take that boy. We're

13:44

going to have to tape some construction paper to the bottom

13:46

half of your screen so you don't see it, Sean. That's

13:49

my wife you're talking about. A lot of

13:51

bad men. My wife, dude. Sean,

13:54

don't read the comments. Only

13:56

if you want to hurt yourself. That's when you go in there.

14:00

I'm not gonna read them. I mean, I'm

14:02

gonna go anyway that you're gonna read some I'm

14:05

pretty good about it, man. I mean tell me you've ever seen me

14:07

on a Twitter B I'd never get into it with people. I never

14:10

I don't that's one of the few

14:12

things I'm able to like Separate

14:14

I don't need to read the comments most of the time

14:16

Well, it might push you if you put

14:19

out something you're incredibly proud of that equals

14:21

two years of life's work and people just

14:23

post gay Hey It

14:27

might push you well, I mean were

14:29

they right There

14:31

are some Also

14:36

my teeth are that yellow

14:45

You didn't make them yell over for the special So

14:50

mean Is

14:55

it my teeth look yellow and they did and then

14:57

they found some other stuff They

15:00

don't look yellow to me What's nice

15:02

of you? I'm smoking They

15:06

look like normal teeth. They don't like normal

15:08

teeth. I paid a lot of money for those teeth Now

15:12

where in Japan in Japan They're

15:16

Lenovo brand teeth Get a

15:18

paralegal front the price of a coat. I'm

15:20

gonna get 26 Lenovo's if you chew gum

15:23

for more than five minutes They get really

15:25

hot David

15:31

boy is here cool guy jokes every seven

15:33

on Instagram. Where can people see you do

15:35

stand-up comedy? Oh Next

15:38

week it comes out. Oh Sorry

15:41

Seattle. We had to change it a little bit. So

15:43

the 27th and the 28th now I

15:47

will be at the comedy bar in Seattle the

15:50

22nd to the 26th where your eyes

15:52

closed. Ah Sprite

15:55

in here. Okay. He's

15:57

gone Jane over He's

16:01

folding into the singularity. It's really,

16:03

really bright. Come

16:05

to the Eric Octray practical joker's cruise.

16:09

If you're on the fence, go ahead and cop

16:11

those tickets. Yeah, if you were waiting, you

16:13

weren't sure if you were baby mama was going

16:16

to come. Fucker! Come on out.

16:18

See Sal and the boys. Strap up this time

16:20

when you fucker, but yeah. Come on, we're going

16:22

to NASA. There's never been a better

16:24

time to be on the high seas. Yeah.

16:27

Are you concerned that if there is some kind

16:29

of emergency on the boat, it's going to be

16:31

impossible to warn the passengers? No,

16:33

not at all. Okay. What

16:36

are you talking about? Because I'd be worried that they're going

16:38

to think it's yet another prank. They're like, oh! Hey! Did

16:41

they come over the loudspeaker? What's up, jokers? We got hired off

16:43

the poor guy. Oh,

16:45

they're doing it! Ollie, this is why we gave! Yeah. You

16:48

said I was a fucking dumbass for

16:50

spending our lives saving. With

16:54

theory, it doesn't sound like a real

16:56

disease. We

16:58

can eat at a buffet. Legionnaires'

17:02

disease? I've always wanted to join the Legion. What

17:07

is Legionnaires' disease? Like a foot thing? You

17:10

know what's weird about it? No, you're thinking of trench foot. You're

17:13

thinking of trench foot. I am thinking of trench

17:15

foot. Yeah. It's

17:17

a disease that was indigenous to the duct

17:19

system of a hotel. It was some airborne

17:21

pathogen. And a bunch of Legionnaires were staying

17:24

at the hotel. So they call it Legionnaires'

17:26

disease because of the people it most famously

17:28

infected. Really? Do you Google

17:30

that on your Lenovo? Or do you just

17:33

have that on the dope? Married to a

17:35

doctor, not a special editor. So we have

17:37

different expertise. I'll

17:41

just be quiet. No, no,

17:43

please. The Lenovo is

17:45

a touchy subject right now. The

17:48

scam has not healed. In

17:52

that if you touch it, you'll lose connection to the

17:54

internet. That's right. I can't move. That was our first

17:56

solution. Isaac was like, what if you just don't move

17:58

the whole time? And I was like, very good. That

18:00

was my idea. I think it's gonna get trumped. That's

18:02

sound technical advice. Yeah. I

18:05

don't have them there in my email. You're going to Cleveland? I'm going to

18:07

Cleveland this weekend, though. I'm going to Cleveland day after tomorrow. Yeah.

18:12

I hope so. I love that Chinese food restaurant. I'm

18:14

obsessed with tofu skin. That's like one of the best parties in the

18:16

world. I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be there. I'm

18:18

gonna be there. I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be there. I'm

18:21

gonna be there. I'm gonna be there. I'm

18:23

going to be there. I'm

18:53

going to be there. Yeah. The three of

18:55

us doing a live AFE and, uh, in some standup. Uh,

18:58

I'll be in the

19:00

stars are going to be there. Yeah. The

19:03

house are coming. He was hitting me up.

19:05

He sent me a voice message on Instagram. That's

19:07

how he was less like, man, I'm getting the

19:09

crew together early show on Friday, late show podcast.

19:11

We're going to come out. Like

19:14

one of those beautiful night because he's, he's an

19:16

amped boy. Well, they got a contract on the

19:18

roof. Yeah. The mother pucker off. There

19:21

were some light to servant. So

19:24

during that early show, it's basically free

19:26

with all the, uh, the tax credits

19:29

you get

19:35

back. That's how they sell them. It's

19:38

like drugs. Uh, what else? Oh, uh,

19:40

New Orleans. No, it's all right. Uh, the

19:42

New Orleans March 8th and 9th at

19:44

sports drink. Yeah.

19:50

Sean Jordan. Yeah. Yeah. I

19:52

didn't get to take it, but I'm coming. Sean. Jordan's

19:55

going to be there too. It's going to be talking

19:58

an outrageous Cajun X. and playing

20:00

the trumpet for Georgia. We have our first town

20:02

down in New Orleans down there. They give us

20:04

a whale bone going to see the juvenile now.

20:06

You can come see me in the same thing.

20:08

You can come see me in the same thing. We're going over to Vegas.

20:10

I just want to say this. I

20:13

don't know how many of your listeners have

20:15

been able to see you do an hour

20:17

of stand-up, but I am so happy for

20:20

your return to long-form improvvian because you have

20:22

always been one of the

20:24

best. Did you just say long-form improvvian? Well, back in

20:26

the day it seemed like you were goofing around a

20:28

lot up there. One of

20:30

the best sets I've ever seen is you

20:32

in Arcata at that pizza

20:34

restaurant for the first David Henry.

20:37

Ian is an excellent stand-up comedian and you

20:39

guys should go see him. It's

20:41

a gift that you're back because there's a lot of

20:43

people who aren't funny doing it and you are funny

20:45

and I'm glad you're back at it. I am genuinely

20:47

touched. Thank you so much. That really makes a lot.

20:49

It's great to see your dates, man, because you're very

20:52

good at it and I think that it's a gift

20:54

to the community. Well, thank you. Thank you. I

20:56

really, really do appreciate that. And

20:59

I'm out there. I'm hitting the road heavy and I'm

21:01

really, really enjoying it. Oh, thank you to everyone who

21:03

came out in New York Philly and Boston, by the

21:05

way. Those shows were so much fun and

21:08

I really enjoyed it. And then you could see me, if you're

21:10

in San Francisco, at the punchline, March

21:12

13th through the 16th, and then March

21:14

23rd, Revolution Hall in Portland, Oregon. And

21:17

that'll about do it for now. Ah,

21:21

that really made my day, Sam. Thank you very much. Yeah,

21:24

I know. Sincerely. I saw your

21:26

dates go up because I was in that sports

21:28

drink for New Orleans conversation and I was like,

21:30

Oh, fuck yeah. Ian's back. So that's great news,

21:32

dude. That guy's really nice. Who runs that place?

21:34

I think that's going to be a super fun show

21:36

down there. Yeah. We're

21:39

just wheezing the juice on daddy's money

21:41

on that one. I've done that show

21:43

before and I've seen is you in

21:45

Arcata at that pizza restaurant for

21:47

the first David Henry. Ian

21:49

is an excellent standup comedian and you guys should go

21:52

see him. And it's a gift that you're back because

21:54

there's a lot of people who aren't funny doing it

21:56

and you are funny and I'm glad you're back at

21:58

it. I am genuinely touched. Thank you so much. That

22:00

really makes a lot. Yeah, it was great to see

22:02

your dates, man, because you're very good at it, and

22:05

I think that it's a gift to the community. Well,

22:07

thank you, sir. Thank you. I really, really

22:09

do appreciate that. And I'm out there.

22:11

I'm hitting the road heavy, and I'm really, really

22:13

enjoying it. Oh, thank you to everyone who came

22:16

out in New York, Philly, and Boston, by the

22:18

way. Those shows were so much fun, and

22:20

I really enjoyed it. And then you could see me, if you're

22:22

in San Francisco, at the punchline, March

22:24

13th through the 16th, and then March

22:27

23rd, Revolution Hall in Portland, Oregon. And

22:30

that'll about do it for now. That

22:33

really made my day, Sam. Thank you very much. Yeah,

22:36

I know. Sincerely. When I saw

22:38

your dates go up, because I was in that

22:40

sports drink for New Orleans conversation, and I was

22:42

like, oh, fuck yeah. Ian's back. So that's great

22:44

news, dude. That guy's really nice. Who runs

22:46

that place? I think that's going to be a super

22:48

fun show down there. Yeah, I think we're

22:51

just wheezing the juice on Daddy's money on that one.

22:53

I've done that show before, and I have no idea how

22:56

they can afford to pay any more. Those are the craziest

22:58

shows. We were just talking about that last night with it.

23:00

There's like eight guys, and you're like, you said you were

23:02

going to give me $2,000. Yeah.

23:06

Then they do sometimes. Most

23:08

of the time, those things don't like, you're like, all

23:10

right, I'll take the money. I don't know. He's got a

23:13

liquor license going. He's like super duper involved in the community.

23:15

You know what I mean? I think it's going to be

23:17

one of those every time you go back, it's a better

23:19

and better show kind of situation. Sure. Because

23:22

it currently fits 50. That's a tiny

23:24

room. Tiny room, yeah. Yeah. It

23:26

makes it for like a fun, different experience in a show.

23:28

You only get it all. Yeah. Well,

23:31

I think it's, yeah, well, if we're both

23:34

there, I hope. Yeah. Come

23:36

see us. It'll be fun. It'll

23:38

be. Yeah. Yeah. Get

23:41

it, take it early, I think. It's a standup vacation. Yeah.

23:44

We're gathering today not to talk about us

23:46

doing standup again, although it's very fun. We

23:49

are drafting punctuation marks. Yes. Yeah.

23:52

We are. Technically 14 punctuation marks.

23:54

I forgot about this. We picked

23:57

20 things, but so are we...

24:00

We were talking maybe we include everything

24:02

on the keyboard as it were. I

24:05

think once we get down to it, we get down

24:07

to it. Just see. Sam,

24:09

I only use three. If

24:11

you hold down Shift and hit seven, for

24:15

example, is that up for grabs? Like

24:17

are we talking about? I think later. I

24:20

googled every punctuation

24:22

mark that appears in novels, but

24:25

there are very few. So I think we're going to

24:27

have to open it up at the end. But I

24:31

mean, you get creative. I

24:33

got a couple. I'm sure you guys thought of it.

24:35

But I mean, there's some avenues that you

24:37

could take that will get you

24:39

there. Electric Avenue. Yeah. Well,

24:42

no. I

24:44

did that as unproblematically as I could.

24:47

I thought it could be problematically. Thank

24:49

you. I'm still thinking it. We

24:51

really did. I

24:54

think we're going to have to freak it out a little bit. We're going

24:56

to have to freak it out a little bit. We'll see. I

24:59

think a higher value placed on the traditional punctuation

25:01

marks, of course, the ones we've all come

25:03

to know and love. Now, the way

25:05

we determine the order of this draft is a rollicking

25:08

game of rock, paper, scissors played between the three of

25:10

you. And we throw on Shoot. Here

25:12

we go. Rock, paper,

25:15

scissors, shoot. Oh,

25:18

Sean wins. A scissors natural like a

25:20

two papers. It's about punctuation marks, man.

25:22

I'm going to dominate. Be very

25:24

punctual with his scissors. This game of rock, paper,

25:26

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25:31

Watch it now. Please watch. I'm trying

25:33

to open my plug-in game. Sean, as

25:35

the winner of Rock, Paper, Scissors, it is

25:37

incumbent upon you to determine the order of

25:39

today's draft. But before you do that, I

25:41

need to remind you, it's a serpentine draft.

25:44

What is that? It's a great question. If

25:46

you've ever had a paper route, it's like doing a paper

25:49

route. You go all the way down one street. You

25:51

just get multiple blocks. I had three paper routes when

25:53

I was a kid. You go all

25:56

the way down one, just cross the street, come

25:58

all the way back, You

26:00

go over to the next block all the

26:02

way down, cross the street, all the way

26:04

back, and tell all the papers it got.

26:06

And you make like 30 bucks every other

26:08

week and you buy a cross-colors t-shirt with

26:10

that money twice a month and go to Carousel Skate.

26:13

You had a paper route? That's three. I

26:16

had one of them that was every day. On a BC

26:18

Klatt or were you like driven? I

26:20

was driven and then I did it on the BC Klatt,

26:22

then I did it on my skateboard. I had it for

26:24

like six years. Skateboard

26:27

paper route, dude. Wait, so you would do

26:29

a paper route, then take a bath, then

26:31

go to high school? Those were your days?

26:36

I had... Wake up, do

26:38

a paper route, eat breakfast in the tub, and

26:41

then go to school. That might have happened

26:43

a couple times, but that wasn't the daily.

26:45

But that may have happened a time or two. The

26:48

daily one that I had was, I had

26:50

it twice and it was mostly during the summer, so I

26:53

didn't have to go to a lot of school. A

26:56

lot of afternoon baths. Yeah, a

26:58

lot of late chillers. Yeah, yeah. I'm

27:00

sure I took baths. With that in mind,

27:02

what would the order of today's draft be? Sean Jordan.

27:05

Me. Sean. Then Sam.

27:08

Sam. Then David. David

27:10

Boy. Then Ian. Ian Carmel.

27:13

I corner. Well, Sean, you have the first pick in

27:15

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Sean Jordan. Sean Jordan, this,

30:46

the first pick in the punctuation draft on

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Fans Say Everything. Well,

30:54

I'm a heavy reader, so it was tough to

30:56

get the first pick, to

30:58

narrow it down, but I gotta go exclamation point.

31:01

It's kinda, gets everything out there. You

31:03

know, I feel like that was

31:05

one of, probably

31:08

everyone's first, but maybe one out of

31:10

the first two, no? No? Yeah.

31:13

I always feel like an asshole when I use it. Yeah,

31:16

me too. They're unusable. I use them a lot

31:18

now in text because I feel like it conveys

31:20

a good mood. I'm trying to

31:22

get past other, I

31:25

don't know if we're gonna get into that realm, but I'm just

31:27

trying to find a way, yeah, I just always, I

31:29

want people to know I'm in a good mood,

31:31

and that's a good way to do it. We

31:33

have locked ourselves in a prison of exclamation points

31:35

with textual conversation and all that stuff. Couldn't agree

31:37

more. Now you do seem like you're

31:40

not excited about it, or if it's like, hey,

31:42

see you tonight at six, and if you say,

31:44

I'm so excited, period, or if it's like, I

31:46

can't wait, period, then all of a sudden it

31:48

seems like you're going to go to kill them

31:50

or something like that. If somebody says something that

31:52

begs for an exclamation point but they

31:54

don't put one on there, I believe

31:57

them. If I'm like, god damn, I'm excited

31:59

to see you. no punctuation,

32:01

I believe them. It's the

32:03

mundane kind of stuff that I put an exclamation

32:06

point after to let people know that I'm in

32:08

a good mood, you know? Yeah. It's

32:10

performative. It's like, oh, hey,

32:12

I'll pick up that dry cleaning, exclamation

32:14

point. I'm in my head. Because now

32:16

there's. Go ahead. Well, there's an

32:19

implied eye roll at the end of every

32:21

text message now, unless you have an exclamation

32:23

point. Exactly, and I hate that. I'm one

32:26

of those people who thinks that everyone's mad

32:28

at me all the time. So it's tough.

32:30

Exclamation point. Yeah, that means that

32:32

I'm mad at you. That to me

32:34

would be funny, because if someone's really

32:36

mad, they don't fuck with that. But

32:39

yeah, if someone just

32:42

sends me a yes, like Laura, my wife is

32:44

real big, I'm like, okay, and I'm

32:46

just like, oh man, are we gonna get divorced

32:48

when I get home? Yeah. I get

32:50

so in my head about it. Even my,

32:53

and I have to walk myself back, I'm like, what

32:56

would you have done to make this person as mad

32:58

at you as you think they are right now?

33:00

I'm like, nothing. Of course you did. But do

33:02

you ever send a text with like three exclamation

33:04

points and you don't feel like a dickhead? Like

33:07

if there's multiple exclamation points in a

33:09

text, I wanna kill myself. If there's

33:11

multiple, then I'm really, I

33:13

am. I'm either tore up or like,

33:16

I am really actually excited. If there's

33:19

one, yeah. No,

33:21

I know, I trust you. It gets me the energy

33:24

of kneeling down trying to talk to a child. You

33:26

know what I mean? It's like that sort of vocal

33:28

inflection. All of my life right now, it's been like,

33:30

I'm gonna text message with like other 40 year olds.

33:32

I wanna go read our text right now and be

33:34

like, shit, am I sending too many exclamation points to

33:36

my friends? Well now you're made, we're mad at you.

33:39

For some reason, you're an exclamation point. No,

33:41

you're not, it's just like, and

33:43

it's like now I can't get my shit

33:45

off when I want an exclamation point. That's

33:47

the problem. I was texting about Golden Corral

33:50

yesterday and I was truly excited. I don't

33:52

think anybody knew. Okay,

33:54

look at though where, so Kelly

33:56

Jordan, bless her heart, but look at the

33:58

level of like emoji. Status that I'm

34:01

go look at that. That's just like

34:03

a lot every why am I so

34:05

many eggplants? Look

34:09

at those look at all those hearts look at

34:11

kid. Why is she got that different

34:13

color hearts look at that She's out

34:16

there if that is paired with every color of the

34:18

rainbow wherever the heart button is on her phone is

34:20

cracked I I don't I don't

34:22

know how emojis work like I don't understand

34:24

what like the Novo

34:26

hasn't updated that It's

34:30

just gonna start on fire. There's just

34:32

an ASL button Big

34:42

old floppy disk drive Football

34:44

team dinner at Golden Corral once and

34:47

I think they lost money that night.

34:49

Oh, yeah. Yeah, we did we need

34:51

the emergency ham Hey Diverse

34:57

a ham to Lake Oswego or whatever

34:59

scramble the choppers We

35:02

did country buffet and Rick Alvarez puke. Do you

35:04

remember that? I

35:07

don't remember Rick Alvarez That

35:10

is maybe I'm thinking of a different guy.

35:12

Do you remember a guy puking after Golden Corral?

35:16

He looks like Cody Hockaday, but less Ugly

35:20

if you were in a different carpool that night Yeah,

35:24

you puked in between two cars Cody. You're not

35:26

that ugly man I never thought

35:28

Cody was ugly if I would be if I could have

35:30

been as handsome of Cody Hockaday in high school What it

35:32

would have been on serious? Sure.

35:35

Yeah, yeah old man face. I know it

35:37

looked like you could buy beer Sam You

35:42

can't be that attractive and dance on on the

35:44

right side of the offensive line the way you

35:46

were that that combination never would have But

35:49

Stan Sarkovich was on my side Fuck

35:53

you Did he

35:55

could wrap around his wrist he was fine.

35:57

Yeah, I had sex with every girl And

36:00

a couple like at least a great above yeah, and

36:02

at least a great above in two grades below us

36:05

Every girl that you ever knew had sex

36:07

with Dan There's a Cody

36:09

Hockaday who's an experienced mechanical engineer team leader

36:12

and project manager in the Denver metropolitan area.

36:14

That's a possibility You

36:16

were for Halliburton. Oh All

36:19

right, perfect place for an exclamation point He's

36:22

not a he's not a bad-looking guy. I think we

36:24

don't know if this is the right guy I think

36:26

he's aged into his face. Yeah, but you have red

36:28

hair. Did he look stern? He

36:31

hold on it could have been red

36:34

Here's a picture him at the Belmont steaks wearing a white jacket.

36:36

Was he the kind of guy who would go to a horse

36:38

race? No, he's the kind of guy who

36:40

would go to the Omaha Steaks store Like

36:44

playing a trip around it. Yeah, not a

36:46

lot of kids in high school. I

36:49

would peg for people that would go to a horse race

36:51

I can't really think of anyone. You're gonna get in this

36:53

is in there. You're not a month in I don't

36:55

have a link The

37:07

exclamation point yeah, it's a classic first

37:09

pick same time for your first pick

37:12

I'm going with the only one you need

37:14

in any literary novel, which is the period.

37:16

Yeah. Yeah I thought no deal that

37:19

was the first pick the full stop This

37:22

was me getting Jordan and you took

37:24

Sam Bowie now That

37:26

feels like we didn't need to make that the example

37:30

Exclamation point you will never see in any book

37:32

ever worth reading unless there's a magic system in

37:34

there and I said worth reading So they can't

37:37

tell each other out But the

37:39

period is all you need I there's

37:41

there I think the Cormac McCarthy has

37:43

a shoot even commas He doesn't use

37:45

quotation marks. Here is straight through with

37:48

that guy. Yeah full stop the end

37:50

period We're done. It's all yeah, I

37:53

think there are period Who's the guy

37:55

who didn't use any punctuation in his book at all?

38:00

Dr. Seuss. It's Cody Hockaday! I'm

38:02

sorry, I googled what you were looking at.

38:06

It's 100% him. That's

38:08

Cody. That's crazy. He's

38:10

got his life on the rails, man. He's

38:12

going to the Belmont Stakes. He's got a

38:14

little facial hair. Hockaday's got

38:16

it together. Period. He always had

38:18

facial hair. He always had that kind of

38:21

like up close magician goatee. He looks like

38:23

that. He's 17 though. And he still does.

38:26

He still does. Wow. He's also in

38:28

the computer-aided design now though. He's branched out.

38:30

Let me see. Also, I think I lost

38:32

my virginity at his graduation. I wasn't going to bring it up.

38:35

That was a big night. Yeah. It

38:37

was a big night. Bails of Hay were involved. Whoa.

38:40

That was a... Good job. You

38:42

made love out of hay bales? That was one of the...

38:44

I wouldn't say I made love. I made them laugh. There

38:46

was no love involved. I made them laugh. I put her

38:48

in the thresher. Yeah. I put

38:50

her in the thresher. Yeah. I put her in the thresher.

38:53

I put her in the thresher. I put her in the

38:55

thresher. I put her in the thresher. Yeah. Is

38:57

it him? I'm scared to click on anything. It's 100% him.

39:00

It's 100% him. Well, that'll be fun to see. Good for

39:02

him. I hope Ocadet keeps an eye on his analytics. Seen a

39:04

big spike next Thursday. Big spike on Ocadet. We just saved

39:06

his career. He picked up the job at the firm. Yeah, period, man.

39:09

I mean, like you said,

39:11

Hemingway, I mean, I think

39:13

he still used quotation marks.

39:19

Not in all

39:21

those books. When

39:24

I just read, Old Man on the Sea didn't have any. Oh

39:34

my God. He was so

39:36

embarrassed that that won the big literary award because

39:38

he was like, this is a book for idiots.

39:40

Yeah. Which it's

39:43

still a staggering work, but yeah, period for

39:45

sure. Also,

39:47

it makes you think of the feminine visitor,

39:50

which is fun too. It's a little double

39:52

dip. Yeah, it's a good time. Ant Flum.

39:54

What's your favorite Hemingway? My

39:58

Favorite Hemingway. I think I

40:00

have to go. The sun also rises

40:02

guys. does your mind? Yeah yeah he

40:05

professor at this point on him not

40:07

having a penis, it doesn't work and

40:09

whole book. Yeah. As yeah

40:11

saying he can't give it my memory.

40:13

I also love that he was just

40:15

like writing very. Very and

40:17

that would not subtle transference as of the people

40:20

he was hanging out with. Much

40:24

as they read the book and the right.

40:26

I thought we were friends. The

40:29

Jewish guy a man who is like do we were

40:31

like just to hang it on all of us A

40:33

this is what you thought it better. It's Vilks enough.

40:36

Void Sun itself. What it sounds

40:38

like. The sun also rises. There's

40:41

a lot. A. Drink a minute. I.

40:43

God and King. Of. Bullfighting. I have

40:45

a couple books that I'm behind

40:47

test but. I got

40:49

to get to your book Men I have one fun

40:51

time and Hollywood I have. Ah,

40:54

anatomy so everyone cracked and I have

40:56

to do that before June. So. Why?

40:59

without giving a dissertation. I

41:01

think that is when your book comes our as

41:03

June June eleventh sooner than. A

41:05

little little brother get a galley

41:08

copy for on Gallagher. Absolutely. I

41:10

would love to read it. There's

41:12

A, there's Some Letters and the

41:14

Key West Hemingway Museum of the

41:16

Him just sending bullying letters to

41:18

the guy wrote the Great Gatsby.

41:22

Sell. Or

41:24

he's like they love you, They look, you're cute.

41:26

sit for they don't wear man rights or not

41:28

I would a man I suppose. Zealots

41:31

Big Betty and are very clear.

41:35

About shouldn't be. don't see for free to be

41:38

used to kill a sorceress. Yeah. How

41:40

dare you end a out there you'd adverbs

41:42

uses pissed about all the hill wise and

41:44

middle of a sudden I am an end

41:46

of the new that virgin I gotta I

41:48

you day the So the first Valentine's Day

41:50

lord I had together she made a madlib

41:52

and were out to dinner. And. As

41:54

his goes is like gimme I had that

41:56

whatever than she closed because gimme adverb and

41:58

as like ah, It. I give

42:01

the going right now in the hot I'm an

42:03

amateur I got allows like alone and as how

42:05

my going to get out of this. Anna.

42:07

We got to the end and I was.

42:09

I just had to be like I'm no

42:11

an adverb. The success of specific I was

42:14

never a real problem isn't it? was house

42:16

with our first as. We'd.

42:18

Been dating for two months, Three months and as

42:20

like goddamn, this is where it is, Where it

42:22

shows. A dumb I am in this area

42:24

and I see stuck in a state with me. It's

42:26

good to get that kind of stuff out of the

42:29

way. lights up front man sound of i was just

42:31

like do I go google what an adverb is but

42:33

then I was like to be honest just don't you

42:35

know what? What's the point You know be who you

42:37

are. And I give me an adverb new I

42:39

have to go to the bath. I'm

42:44

taking my phone but for a different day I thought

42:46

it. Has

42:48

to do a big shit so really my

42:50

assess the time. Lords. I don't want

42:52

to embarrass myself right now have to take

42:54

a huge shift. other one of the Princeton's

42:56

us going to cook dinner out for to

42:59

make tacos. And. I was like oh man on

43:01

really know how to do that. So I went to this Avenue

43:03

a taco. Eight a sandwich while I googled

43:05

how to make tacos and I because I'm going and

43:07

he was daily sandwich sounds like I won't eat

43:09

as they were to guess I'd fuck up dinner and

43:11

with your feet so as. Soon

43:17

as I know I know my

43:19

me hungry but I do. Tiger

43:21

is able. It's. I. Would you

43:23

like Agatha? Six is that by to have been

43:25

It's. Like just

43:27

like real gringo large so I googled

43:30

how to brown or obese. that's all

43:32

ago. like how to fly to covered

43:34

with and Antonio they are the I

43:36

am glad I said that. There's no

43:39

word when I. Am

43:43

now in that way of the advantages

43:45

of moments. A positive thing I like

43:48

sooner than Ivers me too. I think

43:50

it's the ugliest from summers ago. The

43:52

my wedding I was the I. I

43:55

was really. Yeah. There's some about

43:57

is moving along weeks. Maybe.

43:59

That. The Minority on the page. It's just

44:01

really. I mean it's a great punctuation mark

44:04

and so years ago guys hate the way

44:06

it looks. I see I like, I think

44:08

it flows to it like my I Goes

44:10

To And First also does. Yes, sometimes it's

44:12

like. When. It's used well. You're like.

44:15

Oh okay, that's like the feeling I get

44:17

or even know where to is that. What?

44:20

He when he you that. You. Know when you

44:22

use it is when the first part of

44:24

the sentence is connected to the second part

44:26

of the sense. So when it's like guy

44:28

know live up to I live about a

44:30

sentence was connected the know what it's. Like

44:34

it's when it's when the second part of

44:36

his sentence hinges on the first part of

44:38

a sentence. Yet another

44:40

a you throw sabbath. In:

44:42

In to in two thousand and

44:45

One Ah. Space. Agency in

44:47

two thousand one he had to go to

44:49

football practice even though there is a massive

44:51

tragedy two thousand miles away on the east

44:53

coast. Events Of. September

44:55

Eleventh. Where. Would the semi colon

44:57

be. After east coast.

45:00

Okay, I had. I

45:02

get that makes sense as something that has do with

45:04

the sense, but it isn't. It.

45:07

Has it really? I just got

45:09

here as a success cyclists wanted

45:11

to rely on don't like launches.

45:14

D. Sour cream is gross. Yeah,

45:17

I doesn't mean I don't like nachos am I just

45:19

get without sour cream. Sure

45:21

that sir. I'm just saying. I started put

45:23

it in Do or. More. Ground

45:25

Beef. Is

45:28

automatically exodus voter rattling around

45:30

a little bit. It's. A

45:32

tough one. announce yeah, It's

45:35

one of those way to try to explain it is

45:37

that don't try to save it around and person because

45:39

you my drown yourself right where it. Serves

45:42

amateur. The bars team is worth the

45:44

next a rosy I was as that

45:46

to work minnows x the made it

45:48

and I was pretty good about are

45:50

you second? Really

45:55

only call in sick when I did not kill

45:57

you know and of. The

46:00

descendants can only exist with the first part

46:02

himself of that would have the Us reflecting

46:04

the whole deflecting the whole time. I feel

46:06

like as good we are outside of the

46:08

new lot of as I did. Darn it.

46:10

Oh good. The train as soon. As

46:14

it sounds as the milk and eggs will

46:16

be as. A success

46:18

is if I'm regretting frame but say a

46:20

good good enough for a minute. It's

46:24

got a half of a shovel of a colon. Do it.

46:27

Is assumed the Furnace City Professor.

46:30

Ah number my first of my second

46:32

pic of it as a servant interest

46:35

i gotta go question mark it says

46:37

right there. It's. About the

46:39

Riddler. And I'm saying helpful

46:41

as a as a model down. There

46:46

and it's lies the preamble Rental box

46:48

did you got you Got out of

46:50

the day so ago and but assisted.

46:56

Round one is no one gives me

46:58

I'm saying to me that bloated and

47:00

learn. Is dumb assembled a

47:02

sound I've read my goodness successive

47:04

from grab a question mark in

47:06

the mysterious I usually it's one

47:08

of their quest. Love it's it's

47:10

it's it's It's a sassy looking

47:12

symbol. Those for hims garlic is

47:14

goods curvy. It's a good ones who is

47:16

made it is asking you a question like

47:19

it looks like what it is like. It

47:22

would be listener. Yeah

47:24

yeah. Yeah,

47:27

I just feel like if it's pure first round

47:29

talent like you need like it is a. Oh

47:31

for not more important than that for most of

47:34

what I'm a time of find the throne been

47:36

put under the bus here. but it is more

47:38

important for me someone yes Emery do I don't

47:40

know what are you have to use besides a

47:42

period only the period and this your desires Yeah

47:45

you give them like the foods movements yeah it's

47:47

to start them to the Malone. It

47:49

is the start of the Milan. It's.

47:51

Is it has crazy conspiracy theory

47:54

beliefs but on holiday encounter with

47:56

her daughter's such. A

47:58

system. Here's a

48:00

guy. yeah he's were out there the

48:03

further we get outside of that the

48:05

weird are you realize those that duel

48:07

was there? Some. Serious

48:11

load. Their

48:14

spouses and you know they were at

48:16

me that uses marijuana use knew that

48:18

I haven't. Their ideas you start to

48:20

think that you like What what we

48:23

wanted to believe the mind is was

48:25

that John Stockton ability to thread a

48:27

pass or to order what I run

48:29

a pick and roll exempted him from

48:31

having grown up in Eastern Washington. Plus

48:33

that as soon as it's written on

48:35

a lot easier He's a good guy

48:38

who likes of in Utah? Yeah, Not.

48:41

Really? Bad guys. The. Short shorts

48:43

with the answers or long day long as

48:45

are you know assumes reason longer man the

48:47

questions have ever seen as you put an

48:50

exclamation point after that I'm a read that

48:52

haven't read that article started with Afghanistan. He

48:54

has like a list of hundreds of athletes

48:56

who dropped dead on the field because of

48:58

their because they took the vaccine. The well

49:00

known Andrea. Hundreds. Hundreds.

49:04

Of the most of my demographic. Process

49:06

to suppose ags us citizens as

49:09

if if it assesses better to

49:11

your next President Fox and Jersey

49:13

Devils com as fundamental. As

49:19

and what is it again warns

49:21

lot of discovered my sense. Of

49:26

sports fraud they'll let us or what

49:29

was the other. I

49:36

got to go ahead. Now I'm going to

49:38

put their with my second pair don't want

49:40

hold it down for for for everybody south

49:42

of the border there like the upside down

49:44

question mises where I know. It

49:47

is my daughter. Damn.

49:50

Yeah, yeah, that's good, but I might be later.

49:52

I thought I was going to really blow ruins

49:54

mine when I can handle questions or pregnant us.

49:57

As Asia suspects, I don't know.

50:00

The up in a question mark it's called i better has a

50:02

name. I don't think of called

50:04

the of know I was to do you want to do

50:06

a study years and it is cause we have been aggressive

50:08

on either end. My what the question were called in spanish

50:10

is what it would be an. Inverted.

50:12

Question mark. You. Pretty much

50:14

you to see the thing where you got

50:16

the both the brothers, which is a really

50:18

exciting way to build a franchise. I've got

50:21

the Morris twins, I've got Robin Lopez. I'm

50:23

Dahmer. I'm ready to God that oh Sar

50:25

and Amen Thompson. The. Christian Ramirez. Use

50:27

this not gonna work out for alarm tiny.

50:31

A Man X within two brothers who

50:33

played for those days are seems. Oh

50:36

they weren't a soul brothers the David and

50:38

words they were little brothers. Now they was

50:40

a have a same last name. Damn.

50:43

Well yeah, Dale had the other

50:45

day this the to ah yeah.

50:47

my entire childhood has been uprooted

50:50

right now since they were both.

50:52

Oh A Tonio Davis They were. They were.

50:54

They were. Yeah, they were. They. Were

50:56

brothers. right?

50:59

I know. sizing Isaac subsidize.

51:01

I got that outside our

51:03

assists so no I retire

51:05

was like well slate that

51:07

sound A I suppose they'll

51:10

spend the night that. I

51:13

thought that they were twins when

51:15

I was no doubt on understood

51:18

as others but I saw. The

51:21

system as a kid. Was

51:24

like of basically twins. Are you simply

51:26

to the people around you? Probably were.

51:31

Possibly where the twins replaced with the seizures

51:34

and they can read the and say that's

51:36

what I thought. This.

51:40

Mad. At him like my

51:42

childhood like imagination or was like really probably

51:44

gone with one drastic. they're probably a package

51:46

deal Sister Six Assists says it alone. We're

51:49

gonna, we're gonna. We're gonna roll the dice

51:51

here. we we don't have either a mob

51:53

or together with by the really do something

51:55

I put on ninety nine percent sure they

51:57

were brothers. Up as brother.

51:59

The or rather I was related to Michael Jordan for

52:02

years ago. The kids that are both named Jordan I

52:04

didn't. I didn't understand how they could be

52:06

like I was like one last name. We.

52:08

All have that fighters like six or

52:10

seven. Said. Seen the

52:12

all Day in Canada soon. Is

52:15

Spanish. For. Are question marks

52:17

a new a Spanish? That great choice.

52:20

The I Can. Only play. I just figured

52:22

this point it's like it's trapping a running back

52:24

him as ham casino may have gotten boss of

52:26

grab bag right. And also you can't have enough

52:28

if if you're reading a question in Spanish you

52:31

can't have. One. Without the other,

52:33

it's useless to me, is absolutely useless to

52:35

me. Ah damn companies second

52:37

pic. Star. At

52:39

he. says.

52:42

Seen in years. Assessment

52:46

of bangers on the Board.

52:50

Not. As you read like I do. For

52:54

to be in store woman. Oh I

52:56

did, That was a period. But oh

52:58

how was that? I was like he

53:00

was amazing blues. All. Periods A

53:02

good for stars and good reads.

53:04

Our. Oh yeah, I really like the. A.

53:07

To spread player Keegan. Faster

53:10

than. The plenary.

53:12

The idiot. Now. Probably.

53:15

Going to read that other I

53:17

am guilty then that's fine. Ah

53:19

yeah, I guess. I

53:22

still. See,

53:24

I'd been. I'm excited. Sometimes it's like a

53:26

funny thing, like keys into a joke or

53:28

something like that. So I've been. I'm never

53:31

it's I'm never mattered said the party. You

53:33

know I mean it's it's artichoke dip. Be

53:35

noisy. I'd rather have some meat, but this

53:37

is good. Let. Me ask you

53:39

this. Gone. Does that mean

53:42

this is good You said oversight death of never

53:44

a sit up, ever sit a hype and how

53:46

pathetic it's or suffer. The

53:49

other side another I've never suggest that is

53:51

my whole lot of. Those

53:54

a purpose use of ice and he

53:57

was the same as early as never

53:59

said. Where.

54:03

Are you know that I've been that was leave it. As

54:05

a guy who does a read a ton of things I've

54:07

been You wouldn't think that if your word is going to

54:09

be done or if you were dip it on the page

54:11

or hype and brings it over the of that the page.

54:14

Or. It can be in the middle of bob. Added

54:16

to the middle of a like up to

54:18

where to go together but are the one

54:20

word rut acting like father in law to

54:23

hide from the maria? That's exciting one. This.

54:26

Is a success To that woman I like,

54:28

I don't I says his leg as you

54:30

like. It's another when it comes to my

54:32

funny stuff. But. You'll see Twenty

54:35

words. I donated blood. Yeah, don't really have

54:37

great examples. I was

54:39

really period, was going be my big big and

54:41

then I was going to Canada coast on that

54:43

talent for the rest of the season In there

54:46

exists in the tradition of Funny Word by Terry

54:48

Fox is that that's a heightened is a birds

54:50

eye brows put us lazy on passes. was able

54:52

to The book is why I don't want to

54:55

wear an accident see if it's or I said

54:57

I have for as it's add seem to the

54:59

fuck a lot is one or seem t s

55:01

the kids are in a hurry, know the to

55:03

act as if they're every bit as good as

55:06

an assassin or the other pick in the wrong

55:08

part to. Be in a hurry up. Tell you that

55:10

the stasis better part. They got on at once. It's

55:15

reverse relive. It upsets. I

55:17

voted. No

55:22

need to be in a rush when outlets

55:24

that are involved. As a lawyer David swim,

55:26

that's that's not a Saturday. Night

55:29

as Amy I'm Reggie Miller today

55:31

Assistant a citizen. A specific set

55:34

shared year with smoke and like

55:36

a cigar like take the time

55:38

was a six. Stuff.

55:40

That needs to be rough Matter what idea

55:42

of what is it is up to be

55:44

my as you as you would have slowed

55:46

down know that it is this of us

55:48

excitement also just a cool sounding word and

55:50

jokes cool it any worse than. Strong.

55:54

Would need. Yeah. I

55:56

like alternates. The Up

55:59

When. We will see. It's a computer. It's like

56:01

a multi-hyphenate. Oh, multi-hyphenate. You're a

56:03

multi-hyphenate. Oh yeah. Oh

56:05

yeah. Yeah. I sing and dance.

56:08

Yeah. You're like Cordell Stewart. Yeah.

56:10

They say that. But he was

56:12

flash. Flash. Yeah, I know. He's

56:15

a stupid hyphen. Well, I'm sure it's going to

56:17

come up, so I'll get to know the difference as soon

56:19

as it does. Lucky

56:21

me, I'm finally going to find out. E-40

56:24

is a hyphen-hyphen? Oh,

56:27

man. Good job. And that he

56:29

is a rapper and liquor

56:32

impresario? I

56:34

had to explain to my father-in-law who E-40 was

56:36

the other day because there's this game that Wordle

56:38

came out with called Connections where you go...anyway, one

56:40

of them was rappers. Oh yeah. Yeah.

56:44

So, it was rap...I think it was rappers that have numbers

56:46

in their name, but so this game, long story short,

56:48

it gives you 16 words. You have to figure out

56:50

how they go together in groups of four. One of

56:52

them was rappers, I think, with numbers in their names.

56:55

He'd never heard of any of them. So I was like, I'm going to play

56:57

them all for you right now. I played

56:59

him E-40, and you could just see he was

57:01

like, I understand how

57:04

you like this. I don't think he was stoked.

57:06

What was the song you played? I

57:09

don't know what it's called. No. Tell me

57:11

how to go. Tell me how to go. Prinkle Me. Prinkle

57:14

Me was the first E-40 song I ever heard. What

57:16

do you think? Tell me how to go? Yeah, tell

57:18

me where to go. Tell me when to go. Tell

57:20

me when to go. Damn it, Sean. Tell

57:23

me how to go. You're

57:25

the one that's never shit, I'll tell you right now. You

57:27

sit down and you push. Tell me how to go. Lauren,

57:30

tell me how to go. I'm

57:33

trying, Laura. Tell

57:37

me who to go. In

57:40

your effort to talk about explaining this to a

57:42

dad, you couldn't have sounded more like a dad.

57:45

Tell me how to go. Tell me how to go.

57:47

I'm a dad. What do you want? Like

57:50

a mom the day after a bar mitzvah. I

57:52

played him an E-40 song. Sam,

57:58

time for your second pick. hyphen is off the board.

58:01

I can't believe this is still on the

58:03

board. I'm literally building a franchise over here.

58:05

I'm taking comma. Oh, yeah.

58:07

Yeah, yeah. It's

58:10

right there. It's like a

58:12

miniature period. And

58:14

it also does the job of a semicolon

58:16

and a certain degrees, a hyphenate.

58:19

So yeah, I mean, I'm right there,

58:21

but I am not taking the Oxford

58:23

comma. I was going to

58:25

ask that. Obviously, obviously. I hate the

58:27

Oxford comma. It's so pretentious. It's a good way

58:29

to let people know that you read the New

58:31

Yorker. It's like, oh, I use the Oxford comma.

58:33

Here you go. Explain to the folks.

58:36

I know what you're talking about. Explain to the folks who

58:38

might know. I don't even know. I

58:40

think you use it before and. It's that

58:42

kind of comma, right? You just wrote the

58:45

book. Ian, why don't you take this one?

58:47

It's like I had for lunch,

58:49

I had chips,

58:51

guacamole, and tacos. And

58:54

traditionally, you wouldn't put a comma after guacamole

58:56

there. But if you're using an Oxford

58:58

comma, you would. What? What is it doing? Guess

59:00

what? It is pissing me

59:02

off is what it's also called something else,

59:05

right? It's not just Oxford comma. There's another

59:07

term called the Pope's hook,

59:10

the King's query, I think.

59:12

Yes. What's

59:14

it doing? It's unnecessary. It shouldn't be

59:17

used. It's doing the same job as a comma,

59:19

but and is there. So you don't really need

59:21

it. It should. I should have added one more

59:23

thing. If I

59:26

always thought that a comma you had. Let

59:28

me see if I get that. So I just

59:30

I'm figuring out that you have

59:32

to I do it in my text a lot now where I'm like,

59:35

way to go, Brad. Use a comma, right? After

59:38

go. Yeah. Because

59:40

otherwise it's going to be like, wait, I don't

59:42

know. It just doesn't make sense when you say that.

59:44

I'm just figuring this out. There's that classic example that

59:46

eats, shoots and leaves. If you're describing

59:49

a panda, you know what I mean? If it like

59:51

a panda eats, shoots and leaves, no comma, because it

59:53

shoots and leaves and then leave. And

59:55

then you're talking about like, whoever killed

59:57

Tony Soprano eats comma. shoots

1:00:00

and leaves. Yeah. Or

1:00:02

if you want to fucking put an Oxford comma

1:00:05

in there, eats comma, shoots comma, and leaves. So

1:00:07

I used to put Oxford commas in everything in

1:00:09

middle school and high school, I guess. Nobody

1:00:12

ever told me what it was. But I always put

1:00:14

them. No one can be mad at you because you

1:00:16

look like you've been over to Mary Olde and taken

1:00:18

a graduate level class. Yeah, that's what they thought. You

1:00:21

say, do you want to nip down to the pub and

1:00:23

stuff like that? And you use Oxford commas. Yeah,

1:00:25

you say cheers after you get directions from a

1:00:28

stranger. You don't have to hold your head underwater.

1:00:30

God. That pisses me

1:00:32

off so much. It was the worst. I

1:00:35

guess it still happens. It's the no worries

1:00:37

of here. I mean, no worries.

1:00:39

It's still so prevalent up here and it just blows

1:00:41

my mind. But I feel like no worries has

1:00:44

now divorced itself from Australians. Like people just

1:00:46

say it, you know? Yeah, I don't think

1:00:48

of Australians. Oh, I don't either at all.

1:00:50

Cheers is specifically something. I think it makes

1:00:52

a blind girl. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, no

1:00:54

worries. Specifically people

1:00:56

who've studied abroad in England or who've

1:00:58

gone to England for like a

1:01:01

little while, say cheers. Or who saw a

1:01:03

couple episodes of Peaky Blinders. You're giving them

1:01:05

too much credit. These

1:01:07

are guys who bar backed at a soccer bar

1:01:09

and now they say cheers all the time. And

1:01:11

now they're not invited to any party I throw.

1:01:14

Those first few Peaky Blinders episodes

1:01:16

though. Yeah. I was into it

1:01:19

for like three. You're the second great

1:01:21

New York for the artists. I

1:01:23

had to shut it off. I couldn't understand them. It

1:01:26

was like only thing I've ever- The words

1:01:28

they said? Yeah, I couldn't understand. Or

1:01:30

like to play. Just the

1:01:32

accent. To play. I

1:01:35

couldn't identify with what they were going through. I

1:01:37

just don't know that life. You know? This isn't speaking

1:01:39

to me. This doesn't speak to

1:01:42

my experiences. I'm gonna throw on a skate

1:01:44

video. Sean.

1:01:46

I lost Baker's three. There's no punctuation in

1:01:48

there. Yes, there is. Andrew Reynolds punctuate

1:01:50

the video with him being one of the best

1:01:53

skateboarders to ever step foot on a board. That

1:01:55

video is so good. Go watch Baker's three. Oh,

1:01:57

I'm right there with you. I agree. It is so

1:01:59

good. Anyway. Show each

1:02:01

other your second and your third picks. Upside

1:02:04

down exclamation point. Okay! You're

1:02:06

a derivative now. You're a

1:02:08

derivative. But I got excited. I

1:02:10

was like, oh man. Because I

1:02:13

don't have anything else I want either. So

1:02:15

that was pretty good. Give me

1:02:18

a cover band pick. Yeah, a

1:02:20

Crimea River, dude. Our

1:02:23

boards look the same. Mine just in a better mood than yours. I

1:02:25

know a little more of what's going on. There's magic in the air.

1:02:27

Mine's not sure about itself. My board made a confident decision over here.

1:02:30

Mine said should I go on that? You

1:02:34

could actually flip flop in our actual minds what our

1:02:36

decisions are. Because I'm like, I sound like I'm copying

1:02:38

them. But on paper it looks like, oh this guy's

1:02:40

doing the time it is. So upside

1:02:42

down exclamation point. Nothing to be said that hasn't

1:02:44

been said already because it's already been picked essentially.

1:02:48

And then quotation

1:02:50

marks. I like them.

1:02:53

We like them for different reasons I bet. But that makes me feel

1:02:55

good, Sam. I

1:02:57

just thought of this but my exclamation points

1:03:00

go on both sides and so do my

1:03:02

quotation marks. So now on

1:03:04

paper one of my sentences could be like punctuation

1:03:07

mark, punctuation mark, get buck,

1:03:09

punctuation mark, punctuation mark. It'd be dank.

1:03:12

So I'd

1:03:15

be like quote, exclamation point, get buck, exclamation

1:03:17

point, quote. And that's me saying.

1:03:19

What you just said is like you watching Peaky Blinders.

1:03:21

I don't understand the merits of it. But a lot

1:03:24

of people love it. I'm

1:03:26

not hearing on it. Oh

1:03:28

no. Shouldn't it

1:03:30

have been in Spanish? Oh

1:03:34

man. I think it's universal. Just like Fiesta.

1:03:36

That should be in the middle. Yeah, sure.

1:03:38

Yeah. Yeah. All

1:03:41

right. Quotation mark. Upside down, exclamation

1:03:43

point, Fiesta. Exclamation point, quotation point. Buck is slang.

1:03:45

So we can't really... Do any of us know enough Spanish to

1:03:47

know what like get it? I

1:03:49

don't know what Spanish is. I

1:03:52

mean, you know, I just know. No,

1:04:00

I don't actually. Does

1:04:03

anybody know any slang in a different

1:04:05

language that would mean something? I'm

1:04:08

not talking about like kulo. Isaac,

1:04:10

was there like a buck

1:04:13

translation in Korean that you

1:04:15

might know? Buck in

1:04:17

Korean? I don't think. Don't say it like that. I

1:04:19

think that's the first guy to ever say that. I

1:04:23

think I might be pioneering it if I try to translate it.

1:04:29

I'm being hard, you know? But

1:04:31

not k- Buck is so- It's

1:04:33

very specific. It's a very specific term even in American English.

1:04:35

Dude, are you going to tell me the fucking bang bang

1:04:37

bang dudes don't get buck? They're like the buckest dudes I've

1:04:40

ever seen. They sure are. Big Bang.

1:04:43

They dress like firefighters and fucking like slash and all

1:04:45

that. Yeah, this is gnarly. Isaac,

1:04:47

did you see that Kawhi Leonard resigned? He

1:04:49

did. He what? Hold on.

1:04:51

Kawhi Leonard resigned with the Clippers? Isaac's

1:04:54

like, I don't need any of you anymore. I'm out of here. Goodbye.

1:04:59

He's a big Clippers fan. I feel like you guys are distracted from

1:05:01

all the heat that I just threw out there. Quotation

1:05:04

marks, bro. Here's a paradox for you

1:05:06

guys. You know, here's

1:05:08

something. So in a traditional

1:05:10

kitchen, in a chain restaurant in

1:05:12

America, you have a

1:05:15

cultural exchange going on. You

1:05:17

know what I mean? Of South

1:05:19

American, Mexican, Latino

1:05:21

diaspora. And they're teaching

1:05:24

typically a 15 year old dishwasher, all

1:05:27

the slurs they know in Spanish.

1:05:30

Yeah. Okay. They're

1:05:32

bad slurs too. So that's not

1:05:34

progressive. But then you

1:05:36

have the white kid trying

1:05:39

to connect with them by

1:05:41

repeating the slurs. So

1:05:43

it's kind of like who's right, who's

1:05:45

wrong. He's trying to trick you into

1:05:48

letting him say slurs. I'm not at

1:05:50

all. I'm not in the old, old,

1:05:52

old game. No, no. I am a

1:05:54

pocket. This

1:05:56

is not like when we found out we were

1:05:58

Irish. I

1:06:01

can hear my mom being like, well

1:06:03

no. This is a careless old inside.

1:06:06

No, it's not an old magic. Oh

1:06:09

my, the good guy's for saying

1:06:11

it. Classic Sam G. Tricks. This

1:06:14

is an, it's a difficult conversation. And

1:06:17

I brought it to three of the smartest men I

1:06:19

know. Oh, I'm listening now, you got me. Yeah,

1:06:22

three Swear Doctors. I'm

1:06:24

not, I never worked in a kitchen. I

1:06:28

never worked in a kitchen. Sam really

1:06:30

buttered me up. He just cut the words. You

1:06:32

just show up and say something. I'm

1:06:38

not even working. Just pop

1:06:40

in the kitchen. Hey,

1:06:44

boys. Just came back to fix myself a

1:06:46

drink. That's

1:06:51

my version of walking through the kitchen and just selling.

1:06:54

Like a pepram. Letting

1:06:57

it ring. Oh

1:07:00

my God. Anyway, table

1:07:02

five, I'm out there

1:07:05

whenever it's ready. Alright, I'm going

1:07:07

to go eat some chimney. It's

1:07:11

an interesting pondry, that's all. I

1:07:15

guess that that's just the beginning and not

1:07:17

the beginning and the end of somebody's cultural

1:07:20

immersion. Maybe a kid who does an argument.

1:07:22

Don't you give a little bit of

1:07:24

ground on this, Ian? I got it. Look

1:07:27

at his face. Look

1:07:30

at his face. No. He's

1:07:34

so happy. Maybe he

1:07:36

goes to Catalonia. Maybe he goes to

1:07:39

Spain. Maybe he gets jumped

1:07:41

in a parking lot after a Michael

1:07:43

Mack show too. He probably goes over

1:07:45

there to join the Golden Dawn, which

1:07:47

is the issue. Yeah.

1:07:51

How do we get going down that road?

1:07:53

Oh man. Get

1:07:56

that car! That is

1:07:58

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it's time for you to make your third pick.

1:11:44

Quotation marks off the board. I just want to

1:11:46

say great choice with the quotation marks. I

1:11:49

am going to go with one of my favorite

1:11:51

tools as an author, which is the colon. The

1:11:53

straight up colon. There we go. Two

1:11:55

bullet points. I like that. Partful length.

1:11:57

I like the length. Laying for butthole.

1:11:59

Come on. That's right. Exactly. We're technical for butthole.

1:12:03

I go slang for butthole. The

1:12:06

slang term. I

1:12:08

think sphincter is the hole. Yeah. Anus,

1:12:10

I believe, would be the I just started doing a bit about this.

1:12:12

What do you think about what do you think the technical term for

1:12:14

butthole is? Just right now

1:12:16

sphincter. Sphincter? Well, sphincter is an opening. Yeah,

1:12:19

but so is the bottle. Well,

1:12:22

I mean, but the specific butthole,

1:12:24

like what's the actual word? Because sphincter could

1:12:26

be any muscular opening, right? Like you have

1:12:28

sphincters in your body. Crowdsource English bitters is

1:12:30

written. I'm just asking you guys. Yeah,

1:12:32

because you got to get gilled with us if we're going

1:12:34

to work on this. Well, Anus, I want to say. I'm

1:12:37

unioned up, baby. Yeah, man. We

1:12:39

learned our lessons. Call my call. I'm in the

1:12:42

pipe bitters union. Yeah, call my local rep. Sanitation

1:12:46

for me. Yeah. It's

1:12:50

not called the sphincter. Anus,

1:12:52

I would say. Anus would be your butthole. Would

1:12:54

that not? I think. Yeah,

1:12:58

which terms are quiet? Speak of buttholes.

1:13:02

How do you say butthole in Korean? Don't

1:13:05

go. Yeah. Oh, I like that.

1:13:07

Don't go. Don't go. Yeah. There's

1:13:09

a restaurant in Koreatown actually named Don't go. That's

1:13:11

pretty good. It's named

1:13:14

butthole. It's named butthole. Yes. Oh,

1:13:16

oh, oh, yeah. That's just

1:13:18

a calamari. Yeah, it's your ball.

1:13:21

Sorry, I distracted from your pics.

1:13:23

Am I cold? It is. It

1:13:25

is Anus. We are having

1:13:27

punctuation marks. Anything you can do to

1:13:29

heighten this, take it for a

1:13:31

ride. All right. It was your first

1:13:33

idea. I'm dramatic. Great butthole debate is

1:13:36

fine with me. Let's try to keep it on

1:13:38

topic, guys. What do we think about the colon?

1:13:40

We are. What are our favorite uses?

1:13:43

I watched a video and so Laura sent me

1:13:45

this video about like trying to talk to your

1:13:47

kids. It is. It's trying

1:13:49

to talk to your kids and they're like, you should

1:13:51

use. We're not talking about that.

1:13:53

That's spicy. Yeah. The video says

1:13:55

when you're talking to your kids about their private

1:13:57

parts, you should use the technical terms like pain.

1:14:00

vagina vulva and butthole is what this lady

1:14:02

says and I'm like no way the

1:14:05

technical term is butthole there's just no way that's it.

1:14:07

This is a lady talking to children? This is a

1:14:10

lady on a... if I can find it I'll show

1:14:12

you the video right now. She's just trying to give

1:14:14

you some incentive for using the first three correctly and

1:14:16

it's like lesson but we're not gonna take away butthole.

1:14:18

I feel like I'm doing the bit now I wasn't

1:14:21

gonna use slang on any kids I'm you know anyway

1:14:23

that's now we're getting into it. Oh that's probably what

1:14:25

I would use. You're gonna say anus to your daughter

1:14:27

you need to make sure you wipe your anus. You

1:14:29

want to know how the bit goes. It's a dank

1:14:32

anus. It's a dank anus. I got snark

1:14:34

nuts. If you're in

1:14:36

Phoenix February 1st through the 3rd. We're

1:14:40

doing the bit. If you're in Phoenix February 1st through the 3rd go ahead

1:14:42

and come see the bit. There it is. Gotta

1:14:44

make them 30. I'm following you

1:14:46

guys around. At the Delta Ridge

1:14:48

Improv are you? Yeah. Well hide

1:14:50

a pistol in the in the teetot... ceiling tiles

1:14:52

in the club. Please do. Yeah. So I can

1:14:54

find my way out of the kitchen after I

1:14:57

get too comfortable. Hey you guys still back there?

1:15:06

Well keep it warm. I'll be back in 45. I

1:15:15

love Colin though. Graham Greene. You can tell

1:15:17

in my book when I started running

1:15:19

the light. You can tell when I was reading

1:15:22

Graham Greene because boy are there a bunch of

1:15:24

colons just all over the paragraph. And you can

1:15:26

you can do multiple colons in one sentence. Graham

1:15:29

Greene will use like three colons over the course

1:15:31

of a whole paragraph and it's just one whole

1:15:33

sentence. And I it's a great little tool and

1:15:35

it does a lot of the work. It's kind

1:15:37

of a hybrid punctuation mark and I think it's

1:15:39

very valuable. So a colon is

1:15:42

you could you put a list after a colon

1:15:44

right? Or... The way I look at

1:15:46

it is it's kind of like you do the

1:15:48

list thing. Yes it's good for lists of course

1:15:50

classically. But I always

1:15:52

think that you use it when the second part

1:15:55

of the sentence answers the first part of the

1:15:57

sentence. Yeah. It's a little bit

1:15:59

of suspense built. in one line and

1:16:01

I like that, you know. Yeah,

1:16:03

me too. That's five shots? No, okay. Yeah,

1:16:06

yeah, yeah, that works. Yeah. That's

1:16:08

almost exactly what I had in my mind. So, yeah,

1:16:10

thanks. I was just making sure. New

1:16:13

York Mets great Bartolo Colon. I

1:16:15

think it spelled the same way too, so you also get him.

1:16:18

David's not the way he sounded. Yeah.

1:16:20

David, you get... Save it for the kitchen.

1:16:23

Third pick? Save it for

1:16:25

the kitchen. Colon! It

1:16:27

goes like cologne! That's the joke! I'm

1:16:29

not being nasty. I learned my lesson

1:16:32

on the paywalled live app from

1:16:34

High Plains. You got

1:16:36

to keep it pretty close to the vest if you want

1:16:38

the big listenership on this. So I'm being a good boy

1:16:40

and David's making it nasty. You're not

1:16:43

being a nasty. I'm having fun

1:16:45

with my friends. I'm into symbols. I don't know what you

1:16:47

guys... Are we still... Can we

1:16:49

get into symbols yet? What? You

1:16:52

think I want to make two more? I'm out.

1:16:55

I'm out. I'm into symbols. I'm full

1:16:57

on into symbols. There's more classic punctuation, but

1:16:59

you do more. David, you do more. I

1:17:01

want to take ampersand because I like ass-and-kitties.

1:17:03

Please. Right. Right.

1:17:07

Yeah, absolutely. You call them... There's

1:17:09

no T without the A. You call them amps and sands? No, I

1:17:11

said ampersands. I

1:17:14

know. Oh, okay. Oh, and... Oh,

1:17:16

I thought you were going to plan what

1:17:18

it sounds like. It's the one that looks

1:17:20

like Gianna Michaels the most. Oh, boy. Hold

1:17:23

on. You guys won't... Let

1:17:25

me just open this window. Yeah. It

1:17:28

was already open. Oh, yeah. How

1:17:30

many windows you got open on that thing?

1:17:33

I'm going to do five before

1:17:35

I start coming. If I go to seven, smoke comes

1:17:37

out of it. Gianna

1:17:42

Michaels. Where's her parade? I don't know, man.

1:17:44

Where is she? I have sources

1:17:47

that say that she's living in Las Vegas. Okay.

1:17:51

Did she go to the Belmont? Oh, no. You

1:17:53

guys are... You guys do... You guys

1:17:55

are... I'll tell you what to high school with. No. I

1:17:58

mean, we all went to high school with... I

1:18:00

know if I died in junior high, I think

1:18:05

we are we is not that not we everybody.

1:18:07

I have no idea who you're talking about. Yeah.

1:18:09

Well, I mean, Google it. Uh,

1:18:13

say it again. Say it again.

1:18:15

Google it. Keanu Michaels. She

1:18:20

plays power forward for the Milwaukee Bucks.

1:18:22

John. Oh,

1:18:25

she was power forward. Lot

1:18:28

of bucks. I've,

1:18:30

uh, I've Googled it and now I have more

1:18:33

of an idea of what you're talking about. The

1:18:35

ampersand. See

1:18:39

the images and I've correlated how they

1:18:41

coincide with the ampersand and I can

1:18:43

now be part of the conversation. A

1:18:45

professional porn actor for those listening at

1:18:47

home, uh, unable to Google cause of

1:18:49

the driving. The

1:18:52

ampersand. That don't

1:18:54

stop you. Worth

1:18:56

three years old. Yeah. Three

1:18:58

years premium. Don't matter. You're

1:19:00

going to be driving around like an ampersand after you

1:19:02

get that Google take the ticket. You're going

1:19:04

to be an upside down exclamation point. It

1:19:18

is the sumptuous punctuation. The ampersand for

1:19:20

sure. Absolutely sumptuous. Yeah.

1:19:22

Oh yeah. It also for the

1:19:25

millennials, it is a very millennial,

1:19:27

uh, punctuation.

1:19:29

I feel like for, like for rest,

1:19:31

for restaurants, like I feel like in

1:19:33

this, in the symbology, like I've,

1:19:35

there's a bit slightly about this now, but

1:19:38

it's like every restaurant

1:19:40

in like hipster white millennials.

1:19:42

The ampersand is huge. Cause it's like,

1:19:44

you have an ampersand bit a

1:19:47

little bit. It's in a, it's in a larger like

1:19:49

hipster restaurant. We struggled on the more stumbled on the

1:19:51

more of my bitch. Yeah. Sorry

1:19:54

about how Stacey-makes you feel sexually. All

1:19:56

right.? Perfect. I Want you to go

1:19:58

with the hyphen. I'm

1:20:00

pretty alright. Guys.

1:20:02

Are business with them for them back in

1:20:04

his? As am I supposed to have either?

1:20:07

What? Ah does he still on the board?

1:20:10

Now. At Intercept. don't. Have

1:20:12

as. Much as you might. It's

1:20:14

as easy punctuate something in a sentence of my whole

1:20:16

life I thought it needed to be at the end

1:20:19

of the since that's not true, a disease you. Know.

1:20:22

Put. A little thought in the middle ends. Gray

1:20:24

things in the middle. So. What what makes?

1:20:26

What's the difference between that? Like an ampersand

1:20:28

whom I went with my for three years.

1:20:31

Yeah. There's only a few, but I wouldn't traditionally

1:20:34

think that's an act of.i did my ideal to

1:20:36

symbols and post punctuation silver is it hard on

1:20:38

ship? It is a punctuation mark though, right? That's

1:20:40

what I'm saying. Well.

1:20:42

I don't be suitable. I

1:20:45

don't. I will never punctuate as then why

1:20:47

is is an ampersand Yeah, it was. You

1:20:49

were to hand. Know. You'd

1:20:51

say it. What david to sit as entities

1:20:54

and been added Tars crowds I was a

1:20:56

promise you. I must admit that I'm sooo

1:20:58

simple would sell as as into in Hamburg

1:21:00

they on of it was sunlight heavy hangers

1:21:03

on is a curvy. it's a curvy symbol.

1:21:05

My side of the a lower letters for

1:21:07

their move. it's almost an editorial. They are

1:21:09

present them as more of an editorial mark

1:21:12

or something like that because if you see

1:21:14

their idols rate. As the

1:21:16

graphics it's a girl. Likes all.

1:21:20

But. Not be eager. I grew with you though. he in there

1:21:22

are a lot of restaurants. It's like. Butter.

1:21:24

And cream and modern. cool. So an

1:21:26

orange juice is thirteen dollars. Yeah, when

1:21:28

I arrived last, there's usually a wolf

1:21:31

is on one side of an ampersand

1:21:33

wolf and wolf and kitchen Somali A

1:21:35

and wolf like another. this fucker wolf

1:21:37

as but he is promoted. Sword

1:21:40

It It is just the tip of Florida. Let

1:21:42

you know that. Was

1:21:44

pathetic. The girl without absolutely any

1:21:46

of these places that with the

1:21:48

wife in the Somme in my

1:21:50

hands on every restaurant portland. Or.

1:21:53

All like that. Being. Present a powerful symbol.

1:21:55

Bread and circus you fall south go to.

1:21:57

Shut up. a do you feel about say

1:21:59

see this as I know

1:22:01

how he feels. No, it's

1:22:03

just that's how I learned boundaries. Like it's just

1:22:05

can't all be about bad bitches, you know what

1:22:07

I mean? Sometimes you cross the line, then my

1:22:09

penis can't go. Yeah, it can't

1:22:12

follow you across that line. Yeah, yeah, and it was

1:22:14

a big one. A moral

1:22:16

cock block. Yeah. Anyway,

1:22:18

David, do you remember? Well, we'll talk about it later.

1:22:20

There was a very funny conversation that happened in the

1:22:22

cabin over New Year's Eve that me and Emily have

1:22:25

been trying to get to the bottom of. It has

1:22:27

to do with different melanin

1:22:29

levels in skin. Remember when Mel just pointed

1:22:31

to Brian's girl and was like, she's light

1:22:33

skin. Oh, that

1:22:35

was crazy. He threw her under

1:22:37

the bus. She's not like it.

1:22:41

He only did it because we

1:22:43

had brought him up as possibly

1:22:45

being light skinned. She said several

1:22:47

words to us all weekend. The

1:22:49

whole weekend. He

1:22:51

was like, everybody's out. Me

1:22:55

and Emily were like, that wasn't good. It was so

1:22:57

funny we couldn't. Nobody

1:23:02

could laugh. Nobody could

1:23:04

laugh. Nobody laughed?

1:23:06

And I looked right at Alana and she

1:23:08

looked down. It was very funny.

1:23:12

She said, well, so am I. Yeah,

1:23:15

she put the bonnet on. Sorry,

1:23:18

this is deep inside

1:23:21

baseball. I'll do

1:23:24

my third and fourth six. I'm going

1:23:26

to take the ellipsis. Oh,

1:23:29

three and four. That's good. Yeah,

1:23:31

yeah. No, three. Yeah,

1:23:33

that's fun. That's fun because what's it mean?

1:23:36

It's like how New York people talk. Absolutely.

1:23:39

Yeah. It's like, ah,

1:23:41

yada, yada, yada. It is

1:23:45

often in the hands of an amateur way

1:23:47

overused, but some people use the ellipsis really

1:23:49

well. But it's great

1:23:52

for texting. It's a good texting one.

1:23:55

It's a good like, I haven't

1:23:57

completed that thought yet. It was great

1:23:59

in the early days. early AOL instant messenger

1:24:01

days when you were slowly

1:24:04

flirting with somebody and just like sort of

1:24:06

like, you know, slowly

1:24:08

letting a little bit more of that rope

1:24:11

out, exploring where we're at, seeing where we're

1:24:13

going, dot, dot, dot. Oh yeah. You can

1:24:15

get a good message back from Ellipses.

1:24:17

Yeah. For sure. And Ellipses was like, that's

1:24:19

like the first one where you're hanging it

1:24:22

out there. Yeah. And then it comes back

1:24:24

and you're like, okay. The Ellipse is

1:24:26

going to be gone now. It was like

1:24:28

scorpions, scorpion thing for common. It's

1:24:31

always like, what are you going to do

1:24:33

about it? Dot, dot, dot. Yes. Exactly.

1:24:36

It's the best equivalent of hitting

1:24:38

them with the eyebrows. Yeah. Yeah.

1:24:42

Man. Shout out. That's

1:24:45

actually a good one. That one got me through some hard times.

1:24:47

For sure. Because if you just say, what are you going to

1:24:49

do about it? Got me through some hard times. No,

1:24:51

no punctuation? That's bad. That's

1:24:54

what you seem terrifying. Question mark. More excavation point. What are

1:24:56

you going to do about it? What are you going to

1:24:58

do about it? Log off. Ellipse

1:25:00

is great. And it

1:25:02

kind of feels like since

1:25:05

I have periods, it's kind

1:25:07

of like when Dion Sanders

1:25:10

would go play a different

1:25:12

sport. Yeah. You

1:25:14

know what I mean? It's like you have a summer contract

1:25:16

from my periods. I've got them on the Braves. Exactly.

1:25:19

Yeah. Yeah. I'm

1:25:21

taking the ellipses and then... Oh.

1:25:25

All right. It is getting... Oh, it

1:25:27

got. It's not getting...

1:25:29

Yeah. I'm in symbols. It got.

1:25:32

I'm about to pick a fucking onc

1:25:34

next. I'll

1:25:39

tell you what's really had a big

1:25:41

come up in the last 10,

1:25:43

15 years is I'm taking the at symbol. God

1:25:46

damn it. Well, yeah. I

1:25:49

mean, it's only... I don't even know what I would have used

1:25:51

it for. It was just email,

1:25:53

right? Just email, right? I mean, just... Email.

1:25:56

But even before that, there must have been... Let me look it up here. It's

1:25:58

an internet era. I don't

1:26:01

remember ever seeing it. I

1:26:03

remember, well, no, I remember writing it in middle school, don't

1:26:05

I? It was on typewriters in 1889, as early as 1989.

1:26:10

I never knew shorthand, like the actual short- Abbreviating

1:26:12

at is very important. There's a lot of sweat

1:26:14

equity put into writing at AT. That

1:26:17

thing is so much harder to write than

1:26:19

AT. I know, but it's

1:26:21

fun to write. It is fun to write. That's what it is. That

1:26:23

makes me feel like you're doing stuff. It's kind of like the

1:26:25

old-timey version of the StuCES. It's a little

1:26:27

stink on it. I can also love a StuCES.

1:26:29

I still do the StuCES. Like whenever

1:26:31

I'm drawn on Max's chalkboard, I'll put a StuCES. That

1:26:34

and the StuCES. I've seen your signature. It

1:26:39

was like it meant AT A RATE OF.

1:26:41

So it was for accounting and invoicing, originally.

1:26:44

Oh, yeah, all right. Cookin' the

1:26:46

book. But look at

1:26:48

this. In Spain,

1:26:50

in Muslim Spain, they used

1:26:53

it. In Aragon. All

1:26:55

right. Son of Aragon. More than you. But

1:26:58

the AT symbol, now it's everywhere.

1:27:01

Now we can't escape it. It's horrifying. It

1:27:03

may be one of the more used punctuations.

1:27:06

Oh, yeah. Right there. Look at

1:27:08

that. They got it on the two. That's

1:27:10

how important it is. It's up there on the two. Right.

1:27:12

You'll notice what's on the one. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

1:27:16

Yeah, do what you want. I'm just saying period question mark. They

1:27:18

have their own buttons. Well, I guess question mark shares go with a slash.

1:27:20

They both share it. Period

1:27:22

is letting that thing crash. Period is closer to Home Key, the home road. though. My

1:27:25

Lenovo has three question mark buttons. I don't know why. One

1:27:27

of them is bad red. Yeah. It's a good

1:27:29

idea. I like it. I like it. Yeah.

1:27:33

And that's why I chose that. I like it. It's

1:27:35

a great idea. I really like it. You're gonna

1:27:37

get a good idea. I got a good idea. I'm

1:27:39

not gonna get a good idea. But I am. I'm not gonna

1:27:41

be a good idea. I just like to go with a good idea. I

1:27:43

like it. I like it. What

1:27:46

is bad red? What

1:27:50

is so hot? Fingerprint

1:27:53

software. I have to wear gloves. Yeah. It's gonna be like

1:27:55

that doorknob at home alone. Don't touch one of this. Oh,

1:27:57

I Got me out of here. 13 minutes. Damon

1:28:01

of your voice back. Ah,

1:28:03

For the come to him as tagged as it

1:28:05

is. added it when people say it out loud

1:28:08

but it's used a lot it looks aggressive, it's

1:28:10

angry it was always use would people were cursing

1:28:12

and comic books. That's. Right means

1:28:14

numbers. Are you mean I'm a writer?

1:28:16

Like the Touchstone phone. like hitting the Pouncey

1:28:18

in a it's It's also known as the

1:28:21

Pound sign join Another name for it is.

1:28:24

The Octo Thorpe. Oh I

1:28:26

like that though. Yeah, That's. Top

1:28:28

That's tough. Oct. Us or. Auto.

1:28:31

Meaning eight and Thorpe meeting. Thought

1:28:33

was. A your ah

1:28:35

John Mablethorpe was problematic. You going to see

1:28:37

zone often for. High

1:28:40

six assists. In.

1:28:46

Fact, I see, I did you

1:28:49

Highbrow. My

1:28:51

job is out. There Was no I

1:28:53

thought so. Is

1:28:56

it doesn't. Assist assist.

1:28:58

Plans. Are done via mobile. Suits.

1:29:05

Yeah that's a good song I love. I

1:29:08

saw the cari hot today that i we

1:29:10

put in the chat and I accidentally residents

1:29:12

cock holiday with others as a four man

1:29:14

moves on if you're gonna save it or

1:29:16

going on as he. Added

1:29:24

that the same thing I want to join. Like that I finally

1:29:26

clicked on the life. Cycle.

1:29:29

Other. Hundred a lot

1:29:31

of we're sorry for said. Look.

1:29:33

If we're going for symbols stop

1:29:36

dollar sign and. There's

1:29:40

more reasonable symbols you get a taken money can

1:29:42

I help to have and what? Are

1:29:47

you in the mud? I'm an exemplary A Dollar sign?

1:29:49

It's right. There are some. Wrong

1:29:52

are you can fluctuate a sense

1:29:54

where the. You. start a

1:29:56

sentence whether it's a good at what what are

1:29:58

you gonna do about $5

1:30:01

signs and that is a sentence. Yeah, it

1:30:03

says everything you need it to. I'll

1:30:06

get there when I get there. Dollar sign. Your phone

1:30:08

has a dollar sign. Your name has a dollar sign

1:30:11

in my phone. Oh,

1:30:13

I appreciate that. No, your wife did it. Yeah,

1:30:16

when I got it. When I got a

1:30:18

new phone one time, your wife did it. Why

1:30:21

is Emmy setting your contact? I don't know. It

1:30:24

says Sam, dollar sign bags talent.

1:30:27

It's a lot better than when I am in Sophie's phone. Sam

1:30:30

bare butt. Oh yeah, I've

1:30:32

seen that. That's pretty good. Yeah, look, it says

1:30:34

B.A.R.E or B.E.A.R. Oh

1:30:37

yeah, Doxit. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Doxit.

1:30:41

Geez. Write

1:30:43

down what your social security number is. Find that

1:30:45

picture in the comments under Sam's special. It's

1:30:47

so gross. Under

1:30:52

who's talking in the kitchen coming out next

1:30:54

October. Dollar sign's good. I don't

1:30:56

need all these pounds, the pound

1:30:58

symbol from England though, hoarding in on

1:31:00

my, or the euro symbol. Get out

1:31:02

of here. I like that euro. I

1:31:04

kind of like the handsome symbol. It

1:31:06

looks super, it looks futuristic. It comes up

1:31:08

on the Patreon and I always get so excited when

1:31:11

it's like new member and it's got the euro symbol.

1:31:13

I'm just like, oh. The yen one.

1:31:15

It's really super. Oh, the yen

1:31:17

one's fine, yeah. Oh yeah, I

1:31:19

have a podcast. It's called Jubby

1:31:21

Behemoth. I never promote it. I

1:31:26

forgot to promote it on Rogan. I'm sure Becker's

1:31:28

listening to this right now. He's putting a sticker

1:31:30

out. Jubby Behemoth, give it a

1:31:32

listen. It's very

1:31:35

good. He's eating 10 pounds shampus. Jesus.

1:31:39

Mary and Joseph. Oh

1:31:43

man. I like the euro

1:31:45

sign because I use it in a lot

1:31:48

of my international players group chats. Absolutely. I'm

1:31:50

sorry. I'm

1:31:53

sorry. Sean, how many are fourths in your final picks?

1:31:56

My fourth pick, I'm going to go to asterisk because

1:31:58

when I spell things wrong, Which I often do.

1:32:01

It gives me. A little symbol that

1:32:03

I can correct it and make it look not as

1:32:05

dumb. That's with a what I was in a bubble.

1:32:08

A does yeah like a Titan. A

1:32:10

tightwad my whole with sonos I went.

1:32:12

On us and we. I use it

1:32:14

as if I'm a little too will

1:32:16

too quick with the texting fingers. I

1:32:18

can put that down there and I

1:32:20

feel smarter because there's something letting everybody

1:32:23

know. That. I spilled something wrong.

1:32:25

Even I could does put the next word. When.

1:32:27

I feel better. A Belgian superior on

1:32:29

a mistress? Sorry to interrupt. His. Answers

1:32:32

You know? books, new odalisque,

1:32:35

Yeah and that's a funny cartoon.

1:32:37

Entered seats as the vital statistics

1:32:39

snacks of funny cartoon I like

1:32:41

that's pretty sick. To.

1:32:44

Get him to zone and your final test. Sites.

1:32:48

That. Percent sign. And

1:32:51

I'm. Going. Here.

1:32:56

And we were delighted around. So what's your

1:32:58

name that? this. Ah, Ethics.

1:33:07

Ah fans, have your final book. I'm.

1:33:10

Gonna go a little off book here and I'm

1:33:12

going to take some search. Glamorous, The

1:33:14

french chef though the the one

1:33:16

that looks like a conical half.

1:33:18

I like. A

1:33:21

top A lot of restaurants that are you

1:33:23

that affairs. I've no idea what it means

1:33:25

but.i love whenever I see the thing I'm

1:33:27

like I'm safe. Yeah have more add on

1:33:29

you either. Quit. Or

1:33:32

her, Yeah well. I will

1:33:34

never forget. She's.

1:33:36

So I said to me so

1:33:38

far are you going on the

1:33:40

by of a sudden, my sister,

1:33:42

it's out for my biggest helping

1:33:44

keep them in like you said?

1:33:48

Was all of our

1:33:51

world? Are. male

1:33:53

the world we live together it

1:33:56

doesn't make it any less money

1:33:58

at it as a plan I

1:34:00

would hope And

1:34:04

I like the chapeau because it means hat For

1:34:08

the letter yeah, perhaps perhaps the John P.

1:34:10

Fung joys and what mm-hmm David

1:34:13

your final equals Gets

1:34:17

the point across it's very funny

1:34:19

blank equals blank eight equals D

1:34:21

sure. Yep great Joe

1:34:26

Perfect joke set up. Oh, that was the

1:34:28

first text joke ever I think For

1:34:31

me it was a tilde's coming out of it, too

1:34:33

It's done a couple of more equal signs over here,

1:34:36

but you do you oh Yeah

1:34:42

All right, I gotta go with the final one I'm taking

1:34:44

the a failed punctuation mark something they

1:34:46

try to get off the ground in The 60s. I'm

1:34:48

taking the in Terro bang What is

1:34:51

that? Oh, it's a combination of the

1:34:53

question mark and the exclamation point which

1:34:55

was meant to signify a rhetorical

1:34:57

question Or

1:35:00

like a specific well, I never even seen

1:35:02

this before A

1:35:05

little bit, but it wouldn't say

1:35:08

it again in Terro bang They're

1:35:10

number one in comedy journalism. Yeah That's

1:35:15

when you have sex with someone you work with right

1:35:17

in a terrible. Yeah No, it's when you

1:35:19

have sex during a good Needed

1:35:21

investigation. Yeah Hero

1:35:26

in Terro banks man

1:35:28

that thing is for the quiet. Yeah,

1:35:31

that thing looks crazy or Express

1:35:34

excitement disbelief or confusion in the form of

1:35:37

a question Anyway,

1:35:39

I think I think it's the same

1:35:42

as the exclamation point plus the question

1:35:44

mark. Oh, yeah. Yeah Yeah,

1:35:46

you call that a hat. Are you out of

1:35:48

your mind? What are those those are examples that

1:35:50

they give on Wikipedia? The

1:35:55

Entire bang I Like a I like a failed

1:35:57

experiment from the from the 60s. Like a zeppelin.

1:36:00

Good. Never eat. it's it's it's

1:36:02

response. Goose of. Punctuation:

1:36:04

My first good I have many miles away from me

1:36:07

right now. You. Get to it

1:36:09

in a dark of unity. Of. Isaac.

1:36:11

Do have one choice like you voter. Yet.

1:36:14

None of us to the M Das

1:36:16

which is one of my favorite punctuation

1:36:18

so it's great just for by for

1:36:21

cheating a sentence just flies are getting

1:36:23

okay. I media have. Let's move bad

1:36:25

that we all know what a myth of a

1:36:27

degree in poetry you know? So I feel like

1:36:29

any to flex these muscles a little bit when

1:36:31

we're talking about writing. Shut my the Great Pic

1:36:34

I I didn't take it because David suffice in

1:36:36

an. Excellent.

1:36:38

Excellent. This. Yes. Yeah.

1:36:40

Fuckin And-by the way but an M,

1:36:43

das Levin Em-and love I've and as

1:36:45

well as an end S and and

1:36:47

dashes like a kind of in the

1:36:49

middle between a Heisman N and M

1:36:51

best offer shorter a shorter The British

1:36:53

use it in. I hate the British

1:36:55

so much less I hate to see

1:36:57

has policies that are always. See

1:37:01

my book. I did not know there was a difference.

1:37:03

So it's all hype and I'd really like when my

1:37:06

son when they're safe. I. Feel like we

1:37:08

squeeze every ounce of juice out of your

1:37:10

internet right now. Your voice is a shit

1:37:12

as this is the second set of twins.

1:37:14

if is reality is it for another day.

1:37:17

Saw a powerful as a motive. For

1:37:20

Us territory of signed it went for

1:37:23

instance of the exclamation point the upside

1:37:25

down exclamation point, quotation marks, assets and

1:37:27

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upside down question mark and then the

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ellipses me at symbol and the and Tara

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Banks. But but, but. We

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want to hear your hands up at all times report

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on Twitter, off him to Podcasts edgy email. dot

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com Everybody make sure to

1:38:00

check out Sam Talon's new special, The

1:38:03

Toad's Morale, and also his podcast, The Chubby

1:38:05

Behemoth. Chubby Behemoth, and give me a follow

1:38:07

on Instagram, because I want to get to 100K so

1:38:09

I can start taking in that free promo money.

1:38:11

Oh yeah. You know about business clubs? No.

1:38:14

Yeah, so if you have like 100K, typically is

1:38:16

the number, they'll be like, okay, we don't have

1:38:18

to take anything out of the promotions budget, and

1:38:20

that's just like an extra thousand bucks in your

1:38:23

pocket every weekend. More secret money that's taking place.

1:38:25

Yeah, because when you get your deal, and they're

1:38:27

like, it's like 80, 20 minus this expenses, there's

1:38:29

all these expenses that aren't real, because

1:38:31

it's just them like putting something up on social media,

1:38:33

and they're like, that's worth a thousand dollars. If you

1:38:35

look at that stuff, if you look at it and

1:38:37

bring it up, a lot of times

1:38:39

they will buckle. I mean, if

1:38:42

you actually look at someone's eyes, even

1:38:44

if you don't have a hundred thousand followers, if you look at someone's eyes

1:38:46

and be like, what's this for? Most

1:38:48

times they'll be like, oh, sorry, that's not supposed to be there. I've

1:38:51

got Kyle told me that. If you look at them like you're about to

1:38:53

in Tarot Bang, then they'll give you the money. No,

1:38:55

it's Kyle told me that. Always look at your shit

1:38:58

and always look and ask them, what's

1:39:00

this for the green room? And they'll be like, oh my God, that's

1:39:02

not supposed to be there. But they always want to sneak, they want

1:39:04

to five hole you with them. Anyway. Well,

1:39:08

it looks like I'm gonna go buy 60,000 followers after

1:39:10

this Zoom. Shout

1:39:12

out to everyone on the AFE Patreon, the

1:39:15

AFE Slack, the AFE subreddit. Shout out to

1:39:17

Super Producer Isaac on the ones and twos.

1:39:19

Shout out to Stu Carvel. The subreddit is

1:39:21

so much fun. You have a great

1:39:23

subreddit. It's the opposite of our subreddit. It's

1:39:26

not good. Yeah. Yeah.

1:39:31

Great subreddit. Shout out to Frankie

1:39:33

Ocean, shout out to Subdues, shout out to Haji Beats

1:39:35

and more important than all of that. Tune in next

1:39:37

week to another brand new episode

1:39:39

of All Fantasy, Everything. Sha-Kraken.

1:39:57

Mm hmm. That

1:40:01

was a Headcount Podcast.