For the sequel to our last episode, which came after a lengthy hiatus, we bring you another episode, also after a lengthy hiatus! Nonetheless, the episode is here, Eddie King is here, and we're ready to break down the 2017 slow motion camera sh

Deadfall

May 9th, 2022 1h 34m

We're back! After an extremely extended hiatus, we're bringing you the 1993 wannabe-surrealist crime drama (?) Deadfall!We started this project mid-pandemic, who would have guessed that real life would have caught up to us someday?But enough

Matchstick Men

Aug 14th, 2021 1h 6m

It's time for the ole' Dutch Backflip, the ole' Doubletime Drumstick, the French Disco, the Spotted Kangaroo! It's time, for a grift!Boy Josh, you were right, these are fun to come up with.This episode, we watched the 2003 Ridley Scott black

The Runner

Jul 5th, 2021 1h 5m

Episode 25, y'all, this podcast can finally rent a car! Hopefully the podcast doesn't drive that car into a garage.Also, we recorded this episode a month ago, I swear we didn't know the ocean would be on fire again when we released it. Truly,

Willy's Wonderland

May 14th, 2021 1h 12m

We're back in action, watching this movie that definitely isn't a fnaf rip off, thaaaat's for sure. yep yep yep. No stolen intellectual property to see here, move along now.So grab some snacks, grab a beverage, and grab a stack of clean tee sh

Army of One

Apr 5th, 2021 1h 23m

This time on All the World's a Cage, we watched Army of One, which finds our hero portraying Gary Faulkner, a man who god told to kill Osama Bin Laden. It's a movie that Sean describes as "Worth an afternoon while you're doin other stuff". High

Captain Corelli's Mandolin

Feb 28th, 2021 1h 16m

We have something to confess, dear listener. We... we love you. We're... IN love with you. And we made this episode to prove it to you. To win your hearts forever. Please, please just give us a chance. We believe in romance. We believe in love.

National Treasure: The Book of Secrets

Feb 9th, 2021 1h 22m

Come with us on a whirlwind tour of excitement and puzzles, because this week, we watched the 2007 action adventure movie National Treasure: Book of Secrets! The keyword to this playfair cipher is disappointment!

Trapped In Paradise

Jan 20th, 2021 1h 36m

Do you feel it? The scent of gingerbread and peppermint, wafting through the air? Can you see the visions of sugarplums, and beautiful gifts, wrapped and placed under the holly jolly tree with the utmost care?No?You... you can't feel any of t

The Humanity Bureau

Dec 17th, 2020 1h 30m

We had a big time technical whoopsie daisy, and the audio from the last couple movies we recorded for (Raising Arizona and Jiu-Jitsu) was sadly not salvageable. SO - here is the next episode we recorded, after watching the 2018 post apocalyptic

The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Dec 7th, 2020 2h 19m

By Merlin's beard! Magic abounds in this Bruckheimer-produced action adventure flick, that we, well, actually kind of liked! Avast! Wait, no, that's Pirates of the... heck.By the staff of Zergobious, I apologize for the late arrival of this ep

The Rock

Nov 25th, 2020 1h 53m

Join us for a fast paced blow-em'-up flick from the master of *explosion sounds* Michael Bay and legendary producer Jerry Bruckheimer. I know we said we were gonna do The Sorcerer's Apprentice, but we thought it only fitting to pay tribute to t

Looking Glass

Nov 19th, 2020 1h 32m

This week, we jumped down the rabbit hole and peered into the 2018 mystery thriller Looking Glass, starring Nicolas Cage and Robin Tunney as a couple that buys a hotel, y'know, to save their failing marriage. That old chestnut. ANYway, this mov

Gone in 60 Seconds

Nov 11th, 2020 1h 59m

Buckle in for another drive fast movie! In this one, we're stealing 50 cars in a single night! Sounds implausible you say? I'm more upset about the fact that it's not 60 cars to make the title make sense! Actually no, it's the insane premise. I

Vampire's Kiss

Nov 1st, 2020 2h 12m

Velllllcome to our hollow-veen speayshul! Dis Veek ve are vawtching whampire's kiss, vhich is a wery bizarre feeeelm!Gosh that's exhausting. This episode is extra long, and features a fucking killer alternate theme song that Josh made for us,

Peggy Sue Got Married

Oct 22nd, 2020 1h 36m

Come with us, back to 1985, so we can go back to 1960, and do it all over again! This week we watched the perennially underrated comedy, Peggy Sue Got Married, a time travel movie that Jeff can watch without rolling his eyes so hard that he spr

Joe

Oct 14th, 2020 1h 28m

cw: alcoholism and abuseJoin us this week for the 2013 drama Joe, featuring some incredibly cool poison-squirting axes, a talented cast of outsiders, and a performance out of Nicolas Cage that can only be described as, well, good. This movie

Inconceivable

Oct 7th, 2020 1h 36m

cw - miscarriageThe director of this film was extremely convinced that he was crafting an empowering, feminist masterpiece. He, shockingly, did not. He's also in the movie! And can't really act! Jury is still out on how nice his hotel is or h

City of Angels

Oct 1st, 2020 1h 41m

Join us this week as we watch City of Angels, a film where the angels all look like Neo from The Matrix, but don't do anything nearly as exciting! This is a movie where God and angels and the afterlife are all real, but somehow the most importa

Amos & Andrew

Sep 23rd, 2020 1h 28m

cw: This movie deals with police brutality and race in a very ham-handed way, and it bummed us out. In this episode, we do our best to unpack this movie, while acknowledging that we are three white dudes.

Drive Angry

Sep 16th, 2020 1h 33m

This movie is called Drive Angry, and, well, he does. Hop in, we're about to peel out onto the highway of vengeance.

Ghost Rider: The Spirit of Vengeance

Sep 9th, 2020 1h 37m

Welcome back to All the World's a Cage, y"all! This week we're watching a film that's a sequel to a movie Josh and Jeff have never seen before, and it features a portrayal of the uppercase-ass Devil as an entity that sometimes has to rent a Toy

The Weather Man

Sep 2nd, 2020 1h 24m

Sorry for the missed week there, friends. Crazy world we're living in. All three of us got bombarded by people throwing fast food at us! Just kidding, it was Covid stuff. But we're good now, and watching Gore Verbinksi's 2005 flick The Weather

Primal

Aug 20th, 2020 1h 3m

In this episode of All the World's a Cage, we sink our teeth into the 2019 action thriller Primal. You, uh, you're gonna want to make sure you go ahead and just rent this one gang.

Valley Girl

Aug 12th, 2020 1h 26m

Like, we're so sure that it's time to go down to the San Fernando Valley, to watch this totally bitchin' 1983 romance flick featuring an 18 year old Nicolas Cage in his first leading role.