Is sex still sexy if you're calling it something stupid like "the Hanky Panky?". Topics Include: Bernard is an Incel, Who's the Most Human, and the Misuse of the Term Polyamory.

Quiz Show! Gatsby or Lorde Lyrics, Shakespeare Describes Your Love Life

Nov 23rd, 2020 1h 4m

No book this week... it's quiz time! Topics include: Sarah Sucks at Math, Elon Musk and Grimes's Baby Name, and Upcoming Episodes.

Pride and Prejudice

Aug 4th, 2020 1h 50m

We'd ask you to dance, but you don't seem to be a woman of suitable enough charm or wit (sorry). Topics include: BDSM, Bad Matches, Sexy Estates, and the Inescapable Nagging.

Twelfth Night

Jul 19th, 2020 1h 33m

Sebastian today would undoubtedly be a himbo, right? Topics include: Bro Culture, Gay Pirates, the Mulan Effect, and Dating Twins.

Welcome To The Monkey House Pt 3

Jun 3rd, 2020 1h 13m

If you can date a computer, should we all stop verbally abusing our Alexas and Google Homes? Topics Include: Disney Eras, Simp Husbands, Making Fun of Engineers, and Fixer Upper.

Welcome To The Monkey House Pt 2

May 28th, 2020 1h 9m

Can you build a relationship on just roleplay? Topics Include: Incels in the 50's, Overt Miscommunication, Sarah and Tom Break Up (In Perpetuity).

Welcome To The Monkey House Pt 1

May 22nd, 2020 1h 5m

Why is Kurt Vonnegut so hard for Massachusetts? Topics include: Weird World Building, 50's Stories in the #MeToo Era, Would Tom Date Sarah as A Pickle.

Harry Potter 6 Pt 3

May 12th, 2020 1h 29m

How do you send nudes in the Wizarding World? Topics include: Snape's a Creep, Bonus Relationships, Bests and Worsts, and Who's What Character.

Harry Potter 6 Pt 2

Apr 20th, 2020 1h 7m

Hermione and Ron are perfect(ly annoying) for each other. Topics include: Ron's Stomach, Perils of Third Wheeling, and JK definitely hating Harry Potter.

Harry Potter 6 Pt 1

Apr 8th, 2020 1h 19m

The teen romance detour no one asked for leads season two! Topics Include: Ginny sucks (but not as much as Harry), everyone's purest cinnamon roll Luna Lovegood, and deactivating JK's twitter (we beg of you).

Hamlet Pt. 2

Feb 25th, 2020 1h 21m

Part 2 of Hamlet: in which we finish Hamlet, and the season! We try and do a back and forth reading till Tom gives up, talk about the logistics of punching someone inside a grave, and wonder how things go so absolutely wrong at the end.

Hamlet Pt. 1

Feb 15th, 2020 1h

Part 1 of Hamlet: in which we establish Tom has no thoughts, and his head is, indeed, empty. We discuss whether getting "the talk" from Polonius is possibly the worst thing ever, if Hamlet's new attitude just adds spice to his relationship, and

Mrs. Dollaway Pt. 2

Feb 1st, 2020 1h 27m

Part 2 of Mrs. Dalloway: in which Tom is made to feel uncomfortable by proxy of "Clarissa" never liking "Richard's" gifts. We debate who has better relationship energy, the star-crossed lovers or the ride-or-dies and finally find that single, c

Mrs. Dalloway Pt. 1

Jan 25th, 2020 1h 19m

Part 1 of Mrs. Dalloway: in which Tom cements the origin story for the podcast, because one day maybe a WikiArticle will need to know. We talk about settling, reading your partners mind, and whether this whole novel isn’t just the romcom follow

Emma Pt. 3

Jan 18th, 2020 1h 14m

Part 3 of Emma: in which we get saucy! We talk about Emma fully messing up, rushed romances, and whether glaring age gaps are truly a barrier to love (legally yes, but-). The fun conclusion to our favorite Austen novel!

Emma Pt. 2

Jan 10th, 2020 1h 11m

Part 2 of Emma: in which we fight about misreading signals! We laugh about the hilarious Miss Bates, think more about Emma's high standards, and accuse each other of misreading the messages at the beginning of our own relationship.

Emma Pt. 1

Dec 27th, 2019 1h 29m

Part 1 of Emma: in which we fight about forgetting things. We talk about the (possibly?) sociopathic Mrs. Woodhouse, looking at life like an RPG, and which one of us is truly the most neglectful of our coupling.

The Great Gatsby Pt. 2

Dec 20th, 2019 1h 16m

Part 2 of Great Gatsby: in which a deluded love story masquerading as grandiose romance comes to an end. We talk about Daisy Buchanan failing to live up to Gatsby's imagination, decide firmly that Gatsby does in fact have many Incel tendencies,

The Great Gatsby Pt. 1

Dec 6th, 2019 1h 5m

Part 1 of Great Gatsby: in which Sarah gets Nick's name wrong, because who really cares, and Tom gets his Kennedy's mixed up, which is a bit more egregious. We discuss whether or not the Fitzgeralds were actually popular, if third-wheeling Nick

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