This week, we help Billy deal with his productivity-killing roommate. We also discuss Ben's tax situation.Have a question? Need advice? Send us your question at AmateurTarot.com or text it to us at 314-325-6047.

162 – The Pressure of the Fluids (Has Been Lifted)

Mar 9th, 2020 22m 26s

This week, we predict that Icaro's book will be successful. We also suspend the fluid update and discuss Mt. Rushmore.

161 – Life Goes On

Mar 2nd, 2020 23m 11s

This week, we warn Diane against making some extra cash in her spare time. We also discuss jellybeans, Task Rabbit, and fifteen minutes of other things that never made it into the episode.Have a question? Need advice? Send us your question at

160 – The Ben and Kevin Show

Feb 24th, 2020 24m 34s

This week, we help Tim choose between friends and sleep. We also do some other stuff, but not too much stuff because we don't want to get in more trouble!Have a question? Need advice? Send it our way at AmateurTarot.con or text it to 314-325-

159 – Kevin’s Tarot Bar Mitzvah

Feb 17th, 2020 30m 19s

This week, we take your feedback seriously and help Katie with a guy who's ghosting her. Need advice? Have a question for the cards? Send it to us at AmateurTarot.com or text it to our hotline at 314-325-6047 and we will answer it on an upcom

158 – Change. Your. Title.

Feb 10th, 2020 30m 3s

This week, we help Michael ditch his roommate and live life on his own terms. We also get our first one star review.Have a question? Need advice? Send it to us at AmateurTarot.com or text it to us at 314.325.6047 and we will answer it on an u

157 – Hot LaCroix with No Bubbles (TM)

Jan 27th, 2020 29m 58s

This week, we turn Sam into a master conversationalist. We also discover Clippy is a lost LOL and trademark a new beverage.Need advice? Have a question? Send us your question at AmateurTarot.com or text it to us at 314-325-6047 and we'll answ

156 – “I Am a Jelly Donut”

Jan 20th, 2020 25m 2s

This week, we help (?) Rob handle a disagreement with a friend. We also do a performance review for the USPS and write your review for you.Need advice? Send us a question at AmateurTarot.com or text us at 314-325-6047 and we will answer is on

155 – This Is OUR Time

Jan 13th, 2020 28m 53s

This week, we help Kim figure out how to spend time now that they've gotten rid of social media. We also plug our favorite cooking shows and are interrupted by a lost dog (don't worry—we helped it get home).Have a question? Need advice? Ask a

154 – The Cards Are Fighting Back

Jan 6th, 2020 27m 15s

This week, we help Terry figure out the best way to promote his music. The fluid update becomes an official part of the show, performance review and the spread go on the chopping block.Have a question? Need advice? Send us your question at Am

153 – Muffin or Plant? An Amateur Tarot LIVE Holiday Spectacular

Dec 23rd, 2019 1h 11m

This week, we are live (well, we were yesterday) from the AT studio hosting a holiday spectacular. Guests. Games. Gifts. And a whole lot more. This was not recorded on our usual gear, so we apologize for the serviceable (rather than spectacul

152 – 2020: Year of the Fluid Update

Dec 16th, 2019 28m 53s

This week, we give Robert some advice for living on his own. We also spend most of the show on the fluid update.2019 AMATEUR TAROT X-MAS SPECTACULAR: Join us live on Facebook on Sunday Dec 22nd at 1pm (GMT -6 / CST) for games, presents, live

151 – If You Like Eggs, Make Lemonade

Dec 9th, 2019 30m 20s

This week, METATRON RETURNS. We also help Lucy make friends as an adult.Now, important announcements! First, save the date on December 22nd. We will be hosting a (Facebook) live Amateur Tarot Christmas spectacular, and we'd love for you to

150 – If These Walls Could Talk…

Dec 2nd, 2019 35m 16s

This week, we help Sid get motivated. We also discuss Ben's big idea for airlines, a holiday limited-time only offer, and dental work.Need advice? Send us your question at AmateurTarot.com or text it to 314-325-6047 and we'll answer it live o

149 – No Such Thing as a Free Pet

Nov 25th, 2019 27m 27s

This week, we help Kate become an exceptional cat mom. We also bust out the 2019 USPS Holiday Gift Guide, discuss all the Kevins in Ben's life, and coin some new sayings.Need advice? We'd love to give you some. Send us your question at Amate

148 – A Shaq Kobe Thing

Nov 18th, 2019 35m 3s

This week, we help Jorge navigate a potential career change with a 🚨 NEW SPREAD 🚨. We also do an Amateur Traveler Watch, a Snowden alien update, and...METATRON. Need some advice? Let us let the cards give it to ya. Send us your question at

147 – Those Dogs Are Hammered

Nov 11th, 2019 28m 23s

This week, we help Angie grow her business to six figures. We also talk about 1.5 speed, Ben's new podcast Fast Flix (TM), and learn what the Moon actually means.Have a question for the cards? Send it our way at AmateurTarot.com or text it to

146 – I Almost Said Sphincter

Nov 4th, 2019 29m 4s

This week, we help Lauren start her journey toward creating a tarot deck. We also discuss Ben's Christmas list, king size candy bars, and we try not to get cancelled.Have a problem we can solve? Send us your question at AmateurTarot.com or t

145 – Sorry Everybody. Happy Three Years.

Oct 28th, 2019 41m 23s

This week, we celebrate our three year anniversary!Have a question we can answer with our non-mystical powers? Send it to us at AmatuerTarot.com or text it to us at 314-325-6047.

144 – NAFTA: North American Free Tarot Association

Oct 21st, 2019 29m 56s

Live from our new studio, we tell Nick everything he wanted to know about his future. We also potentially peak?Have a question? We want to answer it. Send it to us at AmateurTarot.com or text it to 314-325-6047.

143 – Gabriel’s Coming

Oct 14th, 2019 26m 44s

This week, we help Rene decide whether or not to move to her parents' beach house. We also get into time travel, daylights saving time, Christmas plans, and we initiate the first ever LOLL roll call.Need advice? We can help.* Send us your que

142 – Amateur Copyright Infringement

Oct 7th, 2019 32m 58s

This week, we help Letty balance hobbies with family. We also discuss if it's better to shower before or after the sauna, and we struggle with the King of Pentacles.Have a problem we can solve? Send us your question at AmateurTarot.com or tex

141 – If Being Yourself Is Having Sweaty Pits, Then Have Sweaty Pits

Sep 30th, 2019 28m

This week, we help Brad get back onto the dating scene. We also discussing washing machines of the 1800s, employer spyware, and metric system woes.Have a question? Send it to us at AmateurTarot.com or text it to us at 34-325-6047.

140 – Definitely Not A Cult. Shhh.

Sep 23rd, 2019 31m 41s

This week, we give Donna some advice she didn't ask for. We also sing several song snippets, promote Marc Maron, and share an alien update. Also, 50% of all baby photos aren't as cute as you thought they were.Have a question for the cards? Se

139 – Tarot’s Like a Box of Chocolates

Sep 16th, 2019 27m 52s

This week, Kevin has an announcement and we indulge ourselves by answering his question! We also discuss 40 gallon drums, things they say in Canada, and "podcuts" (TM).Have a question for the cards? Ask it at AmateurTator.com or text your que