Welcome to this bonus episode in which Alex listens to The Archers' pub quiz special celebrating 70 years on the air. At one point he says 'genitals' very emphatically. It's a good time all round. This recording has been condensed, but if you

17. Protestants are from PlayStation, Catholics are from Xbox

Feb 15th, 2021 1h 1m

The metaphysical paradoxes of pub quiz patrons. Some bawdy cricket talk. Phillip Moss' slavery. One of these is not like the others and we wish we didn't have to talk about it.

16. Princess Digimon Dies on Air

Jan 18th, 2021 57m 55s

Borsetshire is only on the other side of the looking glass, a world of cake and wellies is but a whisper away from our reality. A chosen one may one day pierce the astral veil between our divided realms. Until then our only window across the co

15. Darkest Days of the Year

Dec 28th, 2020 59m 22s

cw: underage drinking, drinking while pregnant, alcoholism, modern slaveryAs you can tell from our content warnings, The Archers really brought the festive spirit this month.

14. Civic Duty is a Ladder

Nov 22nd, 2020 47m 17s

I don't need to write this description, Jerry's handling it.

13. Jill's School for Gifted Archers

Oct 25th, 2020 52m 31s

In this Joycean epic we encounter mathematics, birthday wishes, a lost fortune, and a trying test of will. By 'will' I mean memory. It's a test of memory.

12. Gigabyte Brother

Sep 20th, 2020 56m 6s

My name's Welly Wearer and I want to commit crimes with fire.

11. Big Sexy Radish

Aug 16th, 2020 56m 51s

Ray and Alex don't spot a Shoebill but they do spot some rare dialogue.

10. Are We Human Or Are We Farmer

Jul 22nd, 2020 57m 20s

CW: brief mention of passive suicidality.Why does Ray listen to The Archers? Why is a Weetabix not like a Shreddie? Can a horse Uber itself? Why have I used so many brand names in this month's blurb? These are the big questions.

9. Pavlova Pavlava

Jun 6th, 2020 46m 47s

Ray and Alex disregard the new monologue format and the cow it rode in on. Instead they embark upon a quest of unbridled creativity.

8. What a Blast!

May 11th, 2020 51m 32s

Ray and Alex explode back onto the scene with a fireball of an episode.

7. The Villains Episode

Feb 7th, 2020 1h

Does playing squash make you a villain? Ray and Alex don't find the answer to this and many other life-affirming questions in this month's episode, dedicated to evil(ish)-doers and their (quite) evil deeds.

6. Cheesekicks

Jan 6th, 2020 1h 4m

Love is in the air - or is that just the smell of Helen's cheese?

5. What is Joy?

Dec 7th, 2019 57m 54s

Ray and Alex learn that some animals aren't really suited to finding lost cats.

4. Ghost Village

Nov 4th, 2019 59m 46s

We learn the results of the bid competition and hear about some spooky innuendos.

3. Thank you for sharing

Sep 25th, 2019 56m 50s

Ray and Alex risk the arcane wrath of English Heritage by dicking on Stonehenge a bit. They also talk about The Archers.

Trailer

Trailer 1

Aug 30th, 2019 2m 7s

A taste of a podcast where two people talk about BBC’s The Archers. Only one of them actually listens to The Archers.

Bonus

2.1. Jim Lloyd Mini-Episode

Aug 29th, 2019 13m 19s

CW: mention of abuse of minors, related trauma, and re-encountering abusers. Ray and Alex talk about a recent Archers plotline surrounding the character Jim Lloyd. Conversation separated from our usual episodes due to sensitive content.Record

2. Who knows horses better than a horse

Aug 29th, 2019 54m 18s

Ray shares their first full shitlist, separating the curds from the whey.Recorded July 2019.

1. The Buntening

Aug 29th, 2019 41m 32s

If you're often stumped when people ask you about BBC's The Archers, stop by our wicket to count our runs.Disclaimer: When Ray said granola they meant flapjack. We would like to apologise for this grievous oversight.Recorded June 2019.

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