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It's April 5, 1534, outside Munster, a German
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city in the Holy Roman Empire.
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Forty-three-year-old Bishop Franz von Waldeck emerges
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from a tent into glorious sunshine.
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It's Easter Sunday, and normally, Bishop Waldeck
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would be preparing for religious services that
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mark the most important festival in the
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Christian calendar. But this year,
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Bishop Waldeck isn't at church. He's leading an
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army. Two months
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ago, a religious uprising occurred in the
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city of Munster. A radical
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sect known as Anabaptists took over the
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town and expelled anyone who refused to
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convert to their version of Christianity. This
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was unacceptable to Franz von Waldeck. He's
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not only the local Catholic bishop. He's
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also the region's ruler. So
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now he's come to Munster to return the city
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to what he views as the one true
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Christian faith, and he's prepared to use force to
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do it. He set up
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camp outside Munster and deployed his army
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to besiege the city. Now
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as he watches on, the city gates begin
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to open. Bishop Waldeck
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praises God that the rebellious subjects of
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Munster have chosen this holy day to
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surrender. But his celebrations
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are cut short when he sees a dozen
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horsemen gallop out of the gates. They
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have their weapons drawn, and they're heading straight
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for the bishop's tent. Bishop's
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soldiers rush to meet the threat, forming
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a defensive line. Guards plead
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for Bishop Waldeck to flee to safety, but
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he's not going to turn away from his
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enemy, especially when this small group of
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attackers is hopelessly outnumbered by the hundreds of
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the bishop's pikemen. So instead,
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Bishop Waldeck stands with his soldiers,
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waiting, expecting the oncoming riders to
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recognize the overwhelming odds and retreat.
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Instead, they keep coming until they
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clash with the bishop's well-organized line.
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It is a one-sided fight. The
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horses are brought down almost immediately. and
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the riders tumble from their saddles. The
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leader of the horsemen attempts to get to his
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feet, but he's still on his knees when the
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bishop's soldiers knock him back down and hack him
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to death. Bishop Baldach just shakes
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his head. It's yet another
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senseless death resulting from the
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Munster Rebellion. Only
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after this suicidal charge is over
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does Bishop Franz von Baldach discover
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that it was led by Jan
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Matthias himself, the man who launched
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the Munster Uprising. He was
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convinced that God had endowed him with special
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powers and that his enemy's weapons would bounce
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off his cloak. But this
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doomed charge would not mark the end of
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the religious revolution in Munster. Another
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year will pass before Bishop Baldach's troops
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finally capture the town from the rebels
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and put a bloody end to their revolt
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on June 24th, 1535. American
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the end of the Munster Rebellion. It's
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January 1525 in Darpat, a city
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in the Holy Roman Empire, nine
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years before Jan Matthias' suicidal charge
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outside Munster. 30-year-old Melchior Hoffman grabs
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a large stone and tosses it
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from hand to hand as he
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looks up at his target, a
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stained glass window in Darpat's 200-year-old
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cathedral. Melchior leans back, cocks
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his arm, and throws the stone as hard
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as he can. He is
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rewarded by the sound of smashing glass. As
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Melchior admires his throw, a mob of
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followers behind him surge toward the doors
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of the cathedral. Seven
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years ago, the German monk Martin Luther published
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protest was small, but it sparked
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something huge, a seismic change in
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Christianity known as the Protestant Reformation.
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Luther soon won thousands of followers
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who rejected what they saw as
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the old-fashioned and corrupt traditions of
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the Catholic Church. Instead,
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they practiced their own austere version
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of Christianity with an emphasis on
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biblical teaching and personal faith. This
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soon became known as Lutherism. Melchior
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Melchiar was brought up in southwest Germany as
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a Catholic, but he was a young man
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when the Reformation began and was soon attracted
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to Lutheranism. Melchiar became a
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wandering lay preacher, travelling far and
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wide to spread Luther's ideas to
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new regions of Europe. Now,
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here in Darpat, Melchiar has whipped
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his followers into an angry frenzy.
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Breaking the stained glass window is his
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signal for them to begin the destruction
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of the rest of the cathedral's ornate
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decorations, and when Melchiar
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and the mob have finished, the
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cathedral is almost unrecognizable. Windows
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are smashed, statues broken, holy relics
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have been stolen and dumped into
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a nearby river. Although
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many of Darpat's citizens have tears in
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their eyes at the destruction, Melchiar is
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convinced that he is doing God's work,
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and thanks to him, the people of this city
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now have a greater chance of salvation. Over
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the next five years, Melchiar continues
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his nomadic life, travelling widely across
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Sweden and Germany, preaching fiery sermons
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that urge people to follow the
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teachings of Martin Luther. But
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Lutheranism is not a united church, and
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as the years pass, several groups splinter
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off from Luther's teaching and establish new
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doctrines and beliefs. Soon, there
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are dozens of different Protestant branches of
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Christianity, and it is one of these
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new congregations that sparks a crisis of
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faith in Melchiar. The
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Anabaptists are a group of pacifists
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who argue that infants cannot consciously
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accept the Christian faith and renounce
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sin, so their baptism is essentially
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meaningless. Only adults
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can truly be baptized. Melchiar
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studies with the Anabaptist community in
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Strasbourg and becomes convinced that they
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are right. Ashamed of
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the violence of his past, in
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1530 he asks to be rebaptized
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in an Anabaptist ceremony. As
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the holy waters streams down Melchiar's
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he hasn't finished his spiritual journey yet. After
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only tightens his grip. Any
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sign of resistance is ruthlessly stamped out.
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By June 1535, public
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11 p.m. on June 24th,
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1535 in Munster, 14
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months after a radical uprising began in the
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city. Just inside the city
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walls, a soldier in Bishop Fran von
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Waldeck's army creeps through the darkness toward
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the main gates. He moves
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as slowly as possible, alert for any
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sign that he's been spotted. But
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the only sound in the still night is the
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occasional call of an owl. One
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month ago, Bishop Franz von Waldeck had
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an unexpected visitor, a deserter from Munster
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who knew of a secret route into
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the city. Armed with knowledge
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of their enemy's weak spot, the bishop's generals
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came up with a plan of attack. Tonight,
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the soldier is part of an advanced group
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that's just crept through the secret doorway. Now
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they're inside, they must open the main gate to
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allow the rest of the bishop's army in. As
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the soldier nears the gate, he
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hears heavy breathing and freezes. It's a
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sentry leaning against the wall, but
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fast asleep. With one swift
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push of his sword, the soldier ensures that
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this guard will never wake up again. And
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soon, thanks to the deserter's inside knowledge,
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the bishop's men catch the other guards
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on duty by surprise as well. Then
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they open the main city's gates and
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4,000 of the bishop's soldiers stream into Munster. Instantly,
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the siege is over and Bishop Waldeck
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has no intention of showing mercy. His
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soldiers butcher almost every man in the
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city as they brutally reestablish. Catholic control.
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But a special punishment is reserved
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from Moonster's self-proclaimed king, Jan von
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Leiden. Alongside two other
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prominent Anabaptist leaders, Jan is
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publicly tortured and then executed.
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Their bodies are placed in metal
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cages and hung from Moonster's most
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prominent church steeple as a gruesome
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warning for all other non-believers and
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heretics. The deterrent seems to
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work. The Catholic Church will retain
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sovereignty over the city of Moonster for nearly
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300 years, and
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never again will the Anabaptists be allowed
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to threaten social order in Europe. They
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will be hunted and oppressed by Catholic
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and Protestant rulers alike. Today,
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the cages that once held the
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Anabaptist rebels' corpses still hang from
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the church tower. Although the
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bodies inside have long disappeared, they remain
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a grisly reminder of the city's rebellion
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and the bloody retribution that followed the
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fall of Moonster on June 24, 1535.
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