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Dan and Nancy reside in the peaceful
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suburbs just outside of Portland, where they're
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living out their golden years. And though
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they met later on in life, their
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marriage still spans over two decades, and
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they're seen as pillars of the community.
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It's a love story adored by all.
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Nancy is a struggling romance novelist. She
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likes to write about betrayal, sex, and
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even murder. Dan is a chef and
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culinary instructor. He enjoys foraging through the
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woods for fresh mushrooms and growing edible
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flowers. But when Dan is shockingly found
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dead in his classroom, Nancy's once
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simple life is turned upside down. Because
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as the investigation unfolds, Nancy finds herself
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at the center of a murder case
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that could be ripped from the pages
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of her own novels. You're about to
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hear a clip from Happily Never After,
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Dan and Nancy. Follow Happily Never
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After, Dan and Nancy on the Wondery app,
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or wherever you get your podcasts. Nicole
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Herman was lounging on a beach
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in Croatia with a perfect
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view of the ocean. It
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looks a lot like Oregon, with the exception
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that the water is like turquoise. It
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was nice and sunny, exactly
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how Nicole pictured her honeymoon.
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Nicole's new husband got up to take a
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swim, but she didn't join
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him. She was in the middle of
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a novel. The man on the
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book cover had a square
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jaw and a come-hither stare. All
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day, Nicole had just been waiting
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to get back to him. He
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sat on the floor and gestured for her
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to sit between his legs. He
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showed her how every gun worked, then
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loaded and unloaded each of them.
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Are you showing me this so
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I can kill my husband? Travis
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spoke slowly, choosing each word with
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care. Maybe in the beginning
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you met something to him, but
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now you're just another loose end. He
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will know a hundred ways to kill
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you and make it look like an accident. She
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pressed her forehead against his and closed
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her eyes. Don't make
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me like you. I'd rather you
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were a knuckle dragging me under the hull.
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Unless I'm dead. And
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this is over. Maybe. But
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I do plan to use your body until
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I leave. Scandalous.
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I was probably reading anywhere from 150 to 300 pages a day.
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Nicole had been laid out on the
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beach for hours reading. She
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was already on book number two
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in the Wrong Never Felt So
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Right series. And she
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was determined to get through all five books
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by the end of her trip. Every
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book was more or less the same. Burley,
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former Navy SEAL comes to the
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rescue of beautiful young woman on
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the run from her dangerous husband. It
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was an odd choice of reading for a honeymoon.
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But away from the beaches of
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Croatia, back home in Portland, Oregon,
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Nicole was a deputy district attorney.
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Those are things as a prosecutor that
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you sometimes want to get ahead of and
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in front of. And for
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months, she and her team had been
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trying to solve a murder.
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But progress had been slow. Direct
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evidence kept eluding them. As
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the pressure mounted, Nicole and her
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team had turned to an unlikely
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lead. A series of
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romance novels written by the dead
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man's wife. It was
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a little bit meta in terms of
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what we were dealing with. Her books
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were packed with details borrowed from their
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own lives as a local Portland chef
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and a romance novelist. details
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that the DA's had no other way to
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get their hands on. So
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now Nicole was doing homework on
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her honeymoon. I
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wasn't so sure there would truly be
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anything, but it was sort
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of in the back of my mind, what if
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something similar to this had played out in one
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of her novels, and it's all written right
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there for us to find. More shirts were
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going to be unbuttoned. More
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dresses were going to get unzipped.
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And every new chapter, every
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new scene, could potentially
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be the one to crack the murder
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case that was waiting for her back
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home. Binge
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all episodes of Happily Never After, Dan
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