I mean there are so many mannerisms of his that I am adopting unconsciously. How is this happening? Can I stop it? Do I even want to? Find out by following me or the show on Twitter, and while you're at it, check out The Google Doc of Rankings.

Covering:

Pep Comics #27, by Bob Montana

Reggie and Me (2016) #1-5, by Tom Defalco, Sandy Jarrell, Kelly Fitzpatrick, and Jack Morelli

Riverdale #3, by James Dewille, Will Ewing, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Joe Eisma, Thomas Pitilli, Andre Szymanowicz, Janiece Chiang, and John Workman (*phew*)

Riverdale Chapter Seven: In a Lonely Place, by Allison Anders, Aaron Allen (that's a lot of A's) and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: The Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme), by John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra