Sweet 16, fellow Archieologists! In my longest episode yet, I bite off more than I can chew and go on more only tangentially related political rants than is advisable. Follow me (set me free), follow the show (trust me), check out The Google Doc of Rankings (and we will escape from the city)

Covering:

Pep Comics #33 by Bob Montana

Archie #600-606 by Michael Uslan, Stan Goldberg, Bob Smith, Glenn Whitmore, Tito Peña, and Jack Morelli

Riverdale #7 by Aaron Allen, Will Ewing, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Thomas Pitilli, Andre Szymanowicz, and Janice Chiang

Riverdale Chapter Fifteen by Michael Grassi, Allison Anders, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Milkshake by the cast of Riverdale