That's right, folks, let's make weddings as efficient as possible. No need to have a bunch of separate weddings, especially if all of your friends are part of the same group. If you agree, disagree, or have no feelings whatsoever about this take, you should follow me and the show on Twitter, and check out the Google Doc of Rankings.

Covering:

Pep Comics #34 by Red Holmdale

Life With Archie: Archie Marries Betty (2010) #1-6 by Michael Uslan, Paul Kupperberg, Norm Breyfogle, Andrew Pepoy, Glenn Whitmore, and Janice Chiang

Riverdale #8 by Will Ewing, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Thomas Pitilli, Andre Szymanowicz, and John Workman

Riverdale Chapter Seventeen: The Town That Dreaded Sundown by Amanda Lasher, Jason Stone, and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa.

Opening Song: Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays

Closing Song: Rule Britannia by the London Festival Orchestra and Chorus