This weeks' Stupid Statements are:--> "Handjobs from people who use sign language count as blowjobs."--> "Aliens are communicating with me using Alphabetti Spaghetti."--> "I don't like other people's happiness."Special Intervals include our "Riktionary" and "Fake Ass News".If you have A Stupid Statement you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast .[NOTE: - For our listeners: please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you they are true.]