Welcome to Ass4Cast! A weekly comedy podcast where three friends get together and pick, from a hat, "A Stupid Statement" that you, the listener, have suggested.We then debate and manipulate our stupid statements to try and convince the others it's a valid thought. Then you, as the listener, get to decide who did it best!This weeks' Stupid Statements are:--> "I could pick my own balls out of a line-up." - Submitted by our listener, Freddy.--> "When you spunk in space, it comes out as dust; like talcum powder." - Submitted by our listener, Dylan!--> "There should be a law that stops people from using their phone on loudspeaker out in public." - Submitted by our listener, Ted!Special Intervals include our "Riktionary" and "Fake Ass News".If you have A Stupid Statement you want us to debate please DM us on twitter https://twitter.com/Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat!We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! . Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work!@RiffShopwww.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featuredWe'd also like to introduce you to "What The FFF?! Podcast"; a great group of guys with fun and very entertaining game segments of their own. Like them on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/fff_whatand check out their website here: fffpod.co.uk ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.] <---------