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Greetings and welcome , dear citizens
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of Elysium . You are
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listening to Elysium Public Radio
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. I am your host , asteria
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Blackwell , and this is
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Stories from the Lost Library . Now
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, before we begin , we always
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start with a warning , and , yes
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, I realize the irony , for in
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the golden days we would always start with
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an honored prayer to the muses for
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a memorable tale . But
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in these modern times , warnings
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have replaced prayers and our lawyers
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are insistent . So take
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this warning as our opening prayer . This
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library , these stories , this
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missive , this community
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is a safe and sacred space . Keep
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all swords , daggers , poison
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, ignorance and hate to yourself
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, for they have no place here . We
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are all seeking peace and softness
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. There will be
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no tolerance for hateful words and
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comments , general rudeness
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, patriarchal and colonialist
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attitudes and those afflicted
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with the disorder of having their mouth be
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larger than their brains . There
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is no guarantee every story
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here will be a happy one . In
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fact , some will be downright awful , or
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the muses forbid boring
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. But what you consider
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boring and awful may not be
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to someone else . That
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is the nature of storytelling . Not
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every story is for you . I
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am high priestess of these hallowed halls
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. I am king of this space
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. My word is law , and
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the law is that all are welcome
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here , and I truly mean all
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, every gender , every race
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, every background and every
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inclination . If you cannot
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abide by my laws , then please
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go roll in the mud with the rest of the pigs
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somewhere else . As for
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the rest of us , welcome . You
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are meant to find your way here , to
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find your way here . Welcome back all . It is a pleasure having you here . I have so much to share
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with you this week . I want to start off by saying how
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eternally grateful and happy
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it makes me to see so
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many souls spending time in
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our library . Like
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I mentioned last time , people are
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making this into a wonderful gathering
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place and we have decided to embrace
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that energy . With
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that , I am pleased to
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announce the opening of the Ambrosia
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Cafe , located inside
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the Lost Library . The
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Ambrosia Cafe is helmed by
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the amazing Lady Phryne
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and her wonderful baristas , who
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are here to offer you a wide selection
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of beverages , everything
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from the popular coffee based drinks
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to a selection of lovely
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hand blended teas . Plus
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, they offer the ever popular
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Jug of Wine from the Dionysus
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Wineries . And let's not forget
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to mention the selection of beers
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, meads and ports , and
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this is most exciting . But
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our baristas have developed a
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line of blood-based drinks
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for the discerning vampires and undead
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among us . Vampires and undead among us . Those
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new concoctions range from
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flavored , spiced and
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supercharged , and can be made iced or warm . Partnering with Franny and the Ambrosia Cafe
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is Chef Will Blake , who many of you will recognize
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as the werewolf who owns and runs
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the highly popular Flea Bite
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Bakery down in the Arts District
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. He is bringing us
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tasty treats such as pastries
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, sandwiches and organic treats
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for everyone , whether you are human
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, animal or something in between
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. The Ambrosia
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Cafe is located in the north
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reading space and is open now
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. We have plenty of comfortable
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tables and chairs , and we even have
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real plates and napkins to cut
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down on paper waste Plus
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. It's just so much more
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civilized . We
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have dedicated the cafe area
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and that North Reading space
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as the place for any patrons
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who wish to have lively conversations
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and hold meetings of groups . In
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equal turn , the west reading
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space is now our silent
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space . If you are like me
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and get distracted when the coffee
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bean grinder goes off every few minutes
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, then you will absolutely love
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this area . We have brought
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in some quality , overstuffed furniture
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, the kind that just invites you
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to sink in and relax , and
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I must say from personal experience
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that those chairs are quite addicting
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, especially when you have a good
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cup of tea and a good book . I
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find that bad moods evaporate
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in moments when I'm there . Of
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course , do not worry , for we
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still have the moss chairs and meadows
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to sit in , yes , but it's
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also nice to have proper chairs
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and couches and tables . Some
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of us do have rather bad knees
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and stiff backs after putting on
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miles of adventures . And
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speaking of updating
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our spaces , this is terribly
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exciting . Two massive
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fireplaces appeared overnight
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last week . One rose
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up in the west silent space
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and the other between
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the cafe and the farm meadows
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, other between the cafe and the farm meadows . We have added
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a variety of new lamps and rugs
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, and when we came in the next morning
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, the
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library had decided to add to the ambiance itself by dreaming to life these amazingly
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carved mantles with roaring fires
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. The flames have been going
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strong for over a week now and
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they've yet to dim or slow down . You
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can sit as close as
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you like to the flame without getting
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too warm , and they smell
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of soft Palo Santo and
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evergreen . There
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are always patrons to be found
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now near the fires , basking
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in the soft magic of this space
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, reading in solidarity
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under our starry domed ceiling . It's
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utterly magical . I
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mentioned last time that so many exciting
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book clubs and learning communities
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are forming here , and we have
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new ones that crop up daily . Just
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today , for example , we had one
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club meet that is reading
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a spicy gay pirate romance
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novel , and then there was another
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one that is choosing to dive into
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first-hand accounts of great naval
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battles in history . That
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naval group is quite
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rowdy . I have never heard so
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many heated arguments over ships in
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my entire life . Everyone
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who comes through the doors here
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are so passionate about something
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, and I am glad we can offer space
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for that . Also
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. One of our resident squirrel
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patrons brought up the notion of
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having a seed library , which
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is a repository of all sorts
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of seeds , acorns and
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assorted items . I
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thought this was a fabulous idea , so
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we have set up a space near the main checkout
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desk where you can take or leave seeds
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as you wish . Right
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now we have a plethora of selections
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. There are plenty of pomegranate
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seeds and narcissus and hyacinth
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. Oh , and we even
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have some of those lovely whirligig
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seeds from Yggdrasil , the
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world tree . So you can start your
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own world tree , but
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just make sure you have space for it . Dears
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, they do tend to grow rather large
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. So for those
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of you with a longing for greenery
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and growth and good dark dirt
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, come on by and help yourself
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. One
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housekeeping note I do need to pass
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along . We've had quite
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the uptick in souls coming
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in to partake in solo
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and or group rituals
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and or orgies in
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the forest depths . We
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welcome everyone , of course , but please
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do stop by the main desk
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to arrange a reservation with me
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so we know you are here and
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we can add you to our schedule
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of events if you wish . Plus
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, this will help to ensure no one
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stumbles onto your ritual unintended
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, unless you want them to
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. All
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right , dear listeners , I want to
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follow up on a topic we discussed
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in our last episode . I
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mentioned I had received a letter from
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someone at the university who had
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concerns about our library
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and my credentials . I
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extended an invitation to the university
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for them to come and speak with
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me directly and I'm happy to report
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that I had a large group of academics take
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me up on that offer and
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it was a wonderful meeting . We
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have come to the arrangement that if their
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papers and books are included
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in our library , well then they
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have no objections at all , which
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is lovely . They
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will work up a classification and notation
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system for the library's offering on
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their end and they designated
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a liaison who will help coordinate
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between the lost library and the university
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. Her name is Cassie and
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she is quite lovely and , frankly
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, one of the most intelligent people
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I've come across in many years
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people
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I've come across in many years . This liaison role is part of her dissertation studies and she'll
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be the one to reach out to you if you have questions in that realm . The
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ever-increasing number of individuals
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who are here to help to be part
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of this amazing space has
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been nothing short of extraordinary . And
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you know , dear listeners , I was
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thinking last night of ways that
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we could best channel that excitement
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and energy into something life-changing
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, into something that can do
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good wherever it goes , and
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I'm considering if this is the
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right time to begin a special group
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of acolytes , a good old-fashioned
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mystery cult , if you will . Now
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, some of us who have been here for
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eons are very familiar
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with a wide variety of mystery
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cults , and I mean , who hasn't
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been to a Dionysian mystery cult
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party and gotten so drunk
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you swear you were dancing with Dionysus
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himself and you hear the stars
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sing in joy ? And well
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, you know all of the other perks
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that come from a good Dionysus cult party
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. Those of you
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who have never had the pleasure should
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know that a mystery cult is a
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group of like-minded souls who have
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converted their passions into devotion
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and , if called , ecstatic
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ritual . This is a secret
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society , so to speak , where we
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will form our own bonds and make
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our own rules and rituals as we
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dive deep into the mystery and
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ecstasy of the act of learning
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and holding stories sacred
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. Perhaps
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we can begin by naming it the
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Lost Library Mystery Cult . If
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anyone is interested , please see me at
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the front desk . If
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you're listening and cannot make it to the library
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, then please email me at priestess
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at lostlibraryofeliseumcom
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. There will be a mystery
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cult level available on our sub stack
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with our own private channels of communication
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. Okay
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, now for some announcements . On
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behalf of the Elysium Town
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Council and the Elysium Activities
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Board , I am elated that
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I get to announce the 2,524th
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Great Dionysia Festival will
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take place later this spring . Yes
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, this is amazing news
12:30
to be back in full swing
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. The Great Dionysia
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, which many also refer to
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as the City Dionysia , is
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a renowned playwriting competition
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, and what is even more
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thrilling is that this year the
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Great Dionysia will be happening
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right alongside the Olympic
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Games . There will be so much
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going on this summer . I cannot
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believe it . Of
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course , the Olympic Games
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happen every four years and
13:00
are for anyone who wishes to sign
13:03
up . There will always be
13:05
the classic games , such as wrestling
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, running and all of that , but
13:09
new sports are being added in
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this time , so be on the
13:13
lookout for golf , synchronized
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swimming and water polo . Clothing
13:19
, as always , is completely optional
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, but the pros know it just slows
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you down . Now
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, as we mentioned earlier , the city
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Dionysia will take place in its
13:30
usual location , at the amphitheater
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, in the evenings , after the games
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have concluded . For the day , you
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can expect a whole slew of new
13:40
plays , both comedies and
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tragedies , for your entertainment , and
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I know I'm going to get emails
13:48
from Oscar Hammerstein , but
13:50
there is no musical section
13:52
. I'm terribly sorry . You
13:55
will just have to take that up with the event
13:57
organizers . I'm sorry , and
14:00
I could share the fantastic news , which
14:03
is , after decades of letters
14:05
and public shaming , the organizers
14:08
have finally agreed to
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implement a women's play competition
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. I don't see
14:14
why they won't let women enter the main
14:16
event unless they're worried
14:18
they'll get soundly beaten . But
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progress is progress
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, even if it's only a publicity step
14:25
. So , ladies , sharpen
14:27
your quills and get cracking . You
14:29
have some haters to squash . I
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don't know about you , but I am most looking
14:35
forward to seeing what William Shakespeare
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will bring this year . Last
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year , as many of you may remember , he
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and his boyfriend Kit Marlowe took
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first place with the hilarious Witches
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of Ilium , breaking Sophocles'
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38-year-long first place
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streak . The buzz around
14:54
the Witches of Ilium has not quite
14:56
died down yet , even today , and
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I must say it is still one of my
15:00
favorite productions . Oh
15:03
, and I almost forgot to mention another
15:06
change this year no one
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will be eaten by lions if you
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place less than fifth . Yes
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, I know , it was putting such a damper
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on a great time , so instead
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just expect endless ridicule
15:20
instead of being mauled by hungry lions
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. And for those of
15:24
you who are more hands-on , the
15:26
city Dionysia is in need of people
15:29
to construct sets , costumes
15:31
and masks . Oh , and ticket
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takers , of course , and the
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Olympic Games will also need hands
15:37
for tickets and events set up . So please
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do sign up if you wish to be involved
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. No
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prior experience is needed , but we do need some people who know how to
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use some tools and such . Now let's hear
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an update from our wonderful oracle , big Midge . I asked Big Midge
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how her date with Brunhild went , and
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here is what she had to say , in typical
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Big Midge fashion Let
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me sing of love , for I am tired
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of singing of death , of fate and
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cruelty . She is
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my siren . She called out
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in the darkness Find me , love
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me , let me love you . We
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have found each other in every
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universe , in every life , and
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I have written a thousand stories
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for her . We are as
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one , one breath , one
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thought , and we are a dream
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sung into life by the stars
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. Thought
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, and we are a dream sung into life by the stars . That
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sounds amazing and everyone can hear how wildly in love she is , and I am ecstatic for the
16:48
both of them . I believe I even saw
16:51
a U-Haul in front of Big Midge's house
16:53
the other morning , which is a wonderful turn
16:55
of events . Remember
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, you can send in your queries to
16:59
Big Midge via email at oracle
17:02
, at asteriablackwellcom , and
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she'll reply if she has something to share
17:06
. Okay , here
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we go , oracle number one . Dear
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Big Midge , my grandmother
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always told me to keep a birch branch
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tacked above my door for banishing
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and keeping away ill spirits . I've
17:22
done so without fail for years
17:25
, but my grandmother never
17:27
mentioned what to do when the
17:29
birch banishes you from your own
17:31
home . I haven't been able
17:33
to get inside my house for over
17:35
a week . Help , sincerely
17:38
Locked Out . Dear
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Locked Out . Well , the
17:44
birch is doing its job . Then it seems it
17:46
sounds like you've been infected with a curse
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. Have you been consorting
17:51
with the wrong sort of folk , like the ones
17:53
who voted for that orange demon in the
17:55
American elections ? Wait
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, are you the one
17:59
who stuck a Trump flag out in
18:01
their front yard ? Yes
18:03
, I can see it now very clearly
18:06
Locked out . Your
18:08
house hates you and what you've
18:10
done to it . You
18:12
need to take a journey to the cleansing
18:14
waters of Excelsior Springs
18:16
and try to wash away that curse
18:18
, which is rather sticky and
18:20
often needs soap and sometimes
18:23
a lie . If that doesn't
18:25
work , I'm afraid you'll have to find
18:27
a new place to live . Sorry
18:29
, dear , that's what happens when you
18:31
consort with the wrong sort of folk . Oracle
18:37
number two Dear Big
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Midge , I recently
18:41
inherited a strange small
18:43
statue from my uncle who was a
18:45
professor at the university . It
18:48
kind of looks like an octopus
18:50
, but also a dragon and
18:53
maybe a human face . It's hard
18:55
to say because it keeps shifting every
18:57
time . I look at it directly and the
19:00
issue is this thing whispers to
19:02
me every single night and
19:04
it says some really weird stuff
19:06
, like jail time weird . I
19:08
don't know what to do with this thing and my mom
19:11
says I have to keep it because it's my uncle's
19:13
and but it really creeps me out
19:15
. Help Sincerely . Going
19:18
Slowly Insane . Dear
19:21
Going Slowly Insane , please
19:24
return that to the university . They've
19:26
been looking for it and , for goodness
19:28
sakes , please do not wake it
19:30
up . It's the oldest of the old gods
19:33
and it took a lot of blood sacrifice
19:35
to get it to sleep , and so , for
19:37
the love of all , just
19:39
don't answer back . Oracle
19:44
number three . Dear
19:47
big midge , my neighbor's
19:49
rooster wakes me up every freaking
19:51
morning . I want to sleep in
19:53
, but this jerk just keeps crowing
19:55
his head off . What can
19:58
I do Sincerely ? Sleepless
20:00
in Seattle . Dear
20:03
Sleepless in Seattle . The
20:05
roosters are going to war , so they
20:07
sing out a mourning battle cry , but
20:10
then realize that that is a lot of work
20:13
and maybe it can wait another day . I'm
20:16
afraid you'll have to challenge the rooster
20:19
to a battle and let him win . All
20:28
right , let's pause and consider the
20:30
weather and what you can expect . Yggdrasil's
20:34
leaves are unfurling , so watch
20:36
out for those whirligig seeds or you
20:38
may end up with a world tree
20:40
sprouting up in your backyard . That's
20:44
how we ended up with an offshoot of
20:46
Yggdrasil growing behind the convenience
20:48
store on Washington Street , and
20:50
it's already starting to produce new
20:52
worlds . Last
20:55
night's freak light storm disrupted
20:57
the auroras , which sent hundreds
20:59
of sprites aflight . I
21:01
am hearing reports that the fireflies
21:04
have also been carried off on the electric
21:06
winds , but most are making
21:08
their way back home . We
21:10
can expect several days of odd
21:12
light flashes and hums as the
21:15
sprites and fireflies recover , and
21:18
I do have an update on that surprise
21:21
eclipse we experienced Monday
21:23
. The moon who was
21:25
originally blamed , as she usually
21:27
is , has been cleared . We
21:30
have confirmation that it was Fenrir
21:32
, the great wolf of the north , who
21:34
became a little too inebriated
21:37
on a night out and , as
21:39
we all know , when Fenrir gets
21:41
inebriated he becomes very maudlin
21:43
, and when he becomes maudlin
21:46
he eats the sun . Fenrir
21:49
is now recovering , but I hear he
21:51
has heartburn and wants everyone
21:53
to know he is sorry and
21:55
he sincerely regrets his actions
21:57
. Loki , if
21:59
you are listening , please come get
22:02
your son and maybe consider
22:04
taking him into therapy , or
22:07
just take him to a sporting
22:09
event or something . Eating
22:11
the sun is always a sign
22:13
of attention , seeking , seeking . Now
22:22
, dear listeners , I no
22:24
doubt know that you have gotten word
22:27
that Charon the
22:35
ferryman of the dead is in Elysium at this very moment . His arrival
22:37
has caused quite the stir and he has not left his ferry post since
22:39
before anyone can remember and
22:42
, frankly , no one seemed aware that
22:44
he could leave . To be honest
22:46
, it seems he has been
22:48
ferrying souls across the river
22:50
because he enjoys it . Apparently
22:53
, I must admit
22:55
, his presence here is my fault
22:58
and I apologize
23:00
to the citizens of Elysium for how upsetting
23:02
this is . You see
23:04
, when we brought our lost library
23:07
home from the Mirkwood Forest , there
23:10
was no other option but to use Caron's
23:12
Ferry , and that old wooden
23:15
boat was just not able to handle
23:17
the weight of a library . Me
23:19
and a lunamoth , I
23:22
dare say this might have been the first
23:24
library who needed to cross in
23:27
such a manner . The library
23:29
of Alexandria wafted down
23:31
to the underworld on smoke plumes
23:34
, and so did all of Troy
23:36
. Come to think of it . Atlantis
23:38
, of course , floated in , but
23:41
this boat has been in use
23:43
for eons , so I feel
23:45
like this could have been something
23:48
expected . Regardless
23:50
, the boat held up
23:52
as valiantly as it could , but
23:54
right as we neared the far shore it
23:57
cracked in two with a heavy groan , and
24:00
as soon as we stepped off , it sank
24:02
into the river . I
24:04
did offer to pay Charon for
24:06
the boat , but he demanded
24:08
that we fix it . Well
24:11
, I am a priestess and
24:13
not a boat builder . Plus
24:15
, I have no tools , and
24:17
well , that does not seem
24:19
to matter to Charon . I do
24:21
not want to speak ill of the man
24:23
, but he told me to go
24:25
look in my library for a book
24:28
on boat repair and get
24:30
on it , which seemed
24:32
rather rude . Unfortunately
24:35
, we did have unpleasant words
24:37
, and well , I'll just
24:39
say that he is still sore about
24:41
the entire situation , entire
24:46
situation so sore , in fact , that
24:49
he has walked , while carrying
24:51
the remnants of his boat , along
25:02
the shores of the Akron River , just to deposit them on my doorstep . Which now brings
25:04
me to humbly ask if we have any listeners here who
25:06
have experience with boat repair
25:08
. Any Vikings
25:10
in town , egyptians or
25:12
Phoenicians perhaps , but
25:15
please no one from the White Star
25:17
line , though I
25:19
am afraid Charon will not leave
25:22
until someone has repaired
25:24
his ferry . He has
25:26
set up a camp behind the library
25:28
and seems content to wait
25:30
it out . I fear this
25:32
will become a rather dire situation
25:35
unless some compromise
25:37
can be made . The
25:40
positive side of this is that Charon's
25:42
presence seemed to have scared off that errant
25:44
Christian who keeps trying to set the library
25:46
on fire and the water sprites
25:49
do need a rest from putting out so
25:51
many fires . I
25:53
have gone out to sit with Charon and
25:56
the remnants of his boat to
25:58
perhaps come to some agreement
26:00
. But Charon is not much
26:02
for conversation , but , surprisingly
26:05
, his boat is . Yes
26:07
, I know I was surprised too . The
26:10
boat wanted me to hear his story
26:12
, which I did with honor . So
26:15
, dear listeners , as a peace
26:18
offering to Charon and the magnificent
26:20
boat who ferried untold numbers
26:22
of souls across the dark waters
26:24
of the River Acheron and the
26:27
River Styx , here is his
26:29
story , just as he spoke
26:31
it to me . I
26:36
have waited long to tell this story . Enough
26:39
eons have passed that it feels
26:42
like my life was a dream , but
26:44
I remember the before . I
26:47
was a giant ash , once a
26:50
king , among the great trees that
26:52
overlooked a cliff on a dark
26:54
and wild northern sea . Cold
26:57
rains and blowing winds were my cradle
27:00
. As I rose up , larger and stronger
27:02
than anything around me . King
27:06
, the trees began to whisper . King
27:09
, I took
27:11
the title they offered . I
27:13
held our memories . I held
27:15
court and listened to the whispers
27:18
of the earth , to the stars
27:20
singing their songs and
27:22
of the wild life that surrounds us
27:24
. We had a peaceful
27:27
life for a long time until
27:29
the day the boats arrived . A
27:33
dozen of these long , thin boats
27:35
packed with bearded men blew
27:37
into the cove , driven by a
27:39
fierce storm . The
27:42
men washed up on the beach after
27:44
their boats shattered on the rocky shore
27:47
. Even
27:49
I swayed in that storm , so
27:51
great was it , one for
27:53
the ages . Lightning
27:55
rained down , one bolt after
27:57
another , and the wind drew of
27:59
huge waves to batter the shore
28:02
. Many souls
28:04
in the forest and the sea lost
28:06
their lives that day , but
28:09
enough of the bearded men survived
28:11
. When the skies
28:13
cleared , they raided my land
28:16
and began to hack down so many
28:18
of my denizens , only
28:21
to burn them all . Every
28:23
single one of them held stories of the
28:25
days long gone , and it
28:27
all went up to the stars , carried by
28:30
embers . My
28:32
queen shivered nearby as we
28:34
could do nothing but watch them . The
28:37
bearded men soon turned their eyes
28:40
to me and her . They
28:43
whispered of how straight and tall
28:45
the two of us were as they stacked more
28:47
and more wood on their fires
28:49
. Their eyes darted
28:52
between their broken ships and us
28:54
, calculating and planning
28:56
and talking more
28:58
over the endless fires . The
29:02
next morning at dawn , the men
29:04
advanced on us , axes drawn
29:07
. In
29:09
the end , it was only me they took , for
29:11
the sea had claimed so many of their numbers
29:14
. I had no
29:16
resistance against those weapons . None
29:18
of us did . My queen
29:20
screamed , but they could not hear
29:23
her . Yet I could
29:25
, and I still , hear the echoes of her
29:27
everywhere , even today . They
29:30
hacked and chopped and shaped . They
29:33
ran blades over every inch of me
29:35
, peeling away bark and
29:37
branches , until I resembled nothing
29:39
of what I had been before . I
29:43
was shaped into one of their boats . My
29:45
spine had been carved into
29:47
the spine of their ship . As
29:51
they pushed me out into the ocean and stepped
29:53
inside , intent on carrying
29:55
me away from everyone I had ever
29:57
known , I heard my queen
30:00
calling out to the gods , demanding justice
30:02
. They have killed our
30:04
king , my mate . Please
30:07
save him . She cried . Save
30:10
him , for he is our king , he is
30:12
worthy and I love him . One
30:16
god answered her call . I
30:19
do not know which one to this day , but
30:22
as soon as we met the open sea , a
30:24
great wave came out of nowhere and
30:26
overturned me and all of the bearded
30:28
men I carried . In one heartbeat
30:30
, the men
30:33
screamed and flailed . I
30:35
hung upside down for a long moment
30:37
, bouncing against the battering waves
30:39
, everything that had
30:41
been strapped to me fell away and sank
30:43
into the darkness . I
30:45
floated for a while , but soon the water
30:48
took hold and I began to sink
30:50
too . Bodies
30:52
of men fell alongside me
30:55
. The further we sank
30:57
, the more the darkness swallowed
30:59
us whole and till there was no hint
31:01
of the sun . I had once worshipped
31:03
son
31:11
. I had once worshipped . When I came to , I found myself washed up on a black sand beach
31:13
that was littered with debris . Items like cooking pots and
31:15
trunks and all sorts of jewelry
31:18
lay scattered about like a wreck . Muddy
31:21
water lapped at my sides and
31:23
nothing seemed like home lapped
31:25
at my sides and nothing seemed like home . After some
31:27
time I noticed a very tall
31:30
, dark figure walking along the
31:32
shore . His
31:40
slow , heavy steps were the only sound in this strange
31:42
place . He
31:44
stopped before me and
31:46
stared , just as the bearded men had done before
31:49
. Without a word , he flipped me over with one hand and dumped
31:51
out the sand and water that had gathered on my decks
31:53
. I was pushed
31:55
back into that muddy water and
31:57
he stepped inside and began to guide
32:00
me down the river . We
32:02
moved from place to place along
32:04
the banks , at first , just
32:07
picking up a few souls here and there
32:09
that seemed quite lost . Yet
32:12
every time we had dropped one group
32:14
off on the other side , we
32:17
then discovered there were a handful more
32:19
in place just waiting . So
32:22
we ferried them , this strange
32:24
man and I . He never
32:26
spoke a word to me or them
32:28
, but I enjoyed having something
32:31
to do , at least A task
32:33
Over and
32:35
over . We carried passengers without
32:37
question , without word . They
32:40
offered coins for the rides , and
32:42
soon they were too heavy for me
32:44
to carry , so the man offloaded them
32:47
to the shore . I
32:50
knew I could never go home again . I
32:52
knew I was in the underworld , this
32:54
strange place with a strange sun
32:57
. The weight of the
32:59
souls has worn down my body
33:01
, step after step , as
33:03
they traveled from one life to another
33:05
. My queen's
33:07
prayer has been answered in that , yes
33:10
, I was worthy , but
33:12
no one , not even a god
33:14
, could save me from my fate . I've
33:18
grown fond of this cranky old man
33:20
who steers me . He's
33:22
never bothered to tell me his name himself
33:25
, but he takes care of me , sweeping
33:28
the decks and repairing what can be repaired
33:30
. This is not
33:32
the life I would have chosen , but
33:34
I am content in knowing that I did
33:36
some good for someone I
33:40
do hope I can see the stars again , though
33:42
one last time . Again
33:56
, though one last time . This is our great lost library of Elysium home at last , the shining
33:58
beacon of knowledge and learning . Twice a month I will bring you
34:01
a story from the archives , so be sure
34:03
to join me as we explore this magical
34:05
world . We by
34:07
which I mean me and this library
34:09
are excited to share these stories
34:12
with you . I
34:14
welcome your feedback . Please
34:16
email me at asteria , at asteriablackwellcom
34:19
, which I will also list in the written
34:21
show notes , or stop by the
34:23
main circulation desk for a chat . My
34:27
name is Assyria Blackwell and you
34:29
have been listening to Stories from the Lost
34:31
Library on Elysium Public
34:34
Radio . ©
34:36
transcript
34:41
Emily Beynon
34:47
. This
35:11
has been a production of Elysium Public
35:13
Radio and Sandy Lynn Studio . Our
35:16
music is written and performed by Scott
35:18
Buckley . Today's story
35:20
was written and narrated by Sandy
35:22
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35:34
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