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Hey! Hey! Bad

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friends, look at these shirts. We got these shirts. I love

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these shirts, our favorite shirts. And it's got all of us

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on it. All the crew is on it. Everyone's on it.

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Mcconey's on there, I'm on there, Bob. The goop is on

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there too, I think. The goop is it, right? Carlos is

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on it. Carlos and Jesse. Is my brother on it? Who's

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that Asian guy right there to the left? Where? In

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the pink. Where? To the far

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right. This? Yeah. That's

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your mom. That's your mom. Oh,

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that's great, mom. My mom's. And she's

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on the shirt. Or on YouTube, it's down below.

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Also, hey, we're coming. Where

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are we going, Dananda? We're

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going to Sydney, Australia, Brisbane, Australia, Auckland, New

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Zealand, Melbourne, Australia, Adelaide, Australia, and Perth, Australia.

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We're going Dananda and we're going to be

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adding shows if we can. We want to

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do more shows. We want to come see

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you guys, so go get those tickets now.

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Get it now! badfriendspod.com, badfriendspod.com. They'll

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sell out, they'll sell out. They will, they definitely

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will. So go get them, badfriendspod.com, go get the

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tickets. You two are bad friends. Who are these

0:56

two? Who are these two idiots? Who are you?

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White dude and Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

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Who are you two or something? We're bad friends.

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I've got sleep. Appnia, I've got sleep. Four in

1:04

the morning, wake up. Appnia, I've got. Four

1:06

in the morning, wake up. Every four in the morning. I was up at

1:08

six today for some reason. My body, well, it woke me up to piss. Well, your body's athletic.

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It's like Caitlin Tom. What's her name? Jenner.

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No, no, the one that passed off. Clark. Clark. Clark.

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I'm attracted to that. I'm attracted to

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that. I'm attracted to that. I'm attracted to

1:22

that. I'm attracted to that. No, no, no,

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Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark.

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I'm attracted to her. I'm

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a Clark girl. I think she's so hot.

1:31

You don't think she's hot? That's insane. No

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comment. Dude, I think she's hot,

1:35

dude. Bleeding the fifth? He's got to bleed the fifth.

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No, I know. I don't think she's

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hot. She's not, no. I love it. No.

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Muscular titties. No, but she's a talented athlete.

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She probably has muscular titties, no? Big time. Yeah.

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Is that her boyfriend or her husband? Oh,

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I could, yay. Kate and Clark, I'm

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better. Nice try. Not her husband,

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no. Not her husband, no. Look at him.

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He comes so quick. Oh, he's the

2:00

worst. Her biceps. You think he shoots as

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far as she does? Yeah, yeah. She

2:04

shoots that. She shoots as deep as she does?

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Yeah. I've shot from deeper. That's what she would say. But

2:10

dude, it's like three pointers. It's hard, huh?

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Mm-hmm. This guy. I've

2:15

been watching, dude, I've never watched basketball, but

2:17

her, I've been looking her up like, you

2:20

know, reels and stuff. I go, oh, that's good. Mm-hmm. You

2:22

know, I don't know what Stephen Curry or any of those

2:24

guys do, but like I'm sure it's pretty good. Yeah? Stefan

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Curry, the greatest shooter of all time. Yeah. What are

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you talking about? I knew him. I know him.

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I know him. I knew him. I know

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him. Yeah, I've

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worked with him before. He's a four-time NBA

2:38

champ, two-time NBA Most Valuable Player, MVP, an

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NBA Finals MVP, an NBA All-Star Game MVP,

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an NBA Clutch Player of the Year, and

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an inaugural NBA Western Conference Finals MVP. Mm-hmm.

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Best shooter we've ever seen. Probably one of

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the best. Nope, the best. Did

2:52

you see Civil War? I haven't seen

2:54

it. You know why? Why? Because

2:57

I know how it ended. How does it end?

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It's one, man. That's wrong, man. It's

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so funny. It's like... I

3:05

saw it. Oh, I didn't ask you. Yeah, that's interesting that you

3:07

say... I didn't ask you. He didn't ask

3:10

you at all. What about me? Yeah. I

3:12

just look at the box. Kid looks at the box. Yeah, I look

3:14

at the box. Yeah, yeah. And first of all,

3:16

you didn't even tell us or approve with us that you brought a new blood to

3:19

the studio. Yeah. Get

3:21

on the mic here, kiddo. Look like Kid.

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What's your name? Hi, I'm Ryan. Hitler's Dream.

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Hitler's Dream, dude.