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a real sipping good summer. Yeah
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yeah, Data is no Smoothie Kings
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New lemonade lineup of for a
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limited time. Who. Stars Day.
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You know what comment really got me? The
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other day they were like Zane doesn't have to laugh at
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everything. I was like, that got you. We
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get that a lot. Yeah, but things are funny.
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But it's not only that, I think
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laughing helps just continue the vibes. So
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are they fake laughs? Some of them are fake
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laughs for sure. But like, no, it's, but it's
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better. It's better
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than it's better than just sitting there and
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not because you know, you
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don't want to be Zack justice. Enough.
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Let's be nice. I'm nice to
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him now. We're friends. I know you guys made up.
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I saw that. He came up to me
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and was like, can I get a static pic on
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your feet? I was like, no, but we can take
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a photo together. It's a quick hurry before Zane season
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tries to snapshot this. And then you're like, oh,
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that's rude. I didn't Snapchat once that
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night. Are you going to post it later? I'll
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post in like a few months. I've
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been real late. I've been real
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late. Yeah. That's
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good though. I've been learning
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to enjoy the moment more than just
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like think about taking out my, I
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just like don't care to do that. Good. We'll
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live in the moment. What a healthy balance, my goodness.
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Like when I feel like there's like a funny moment
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or like he, like Heath and I, we, we did
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a funny moment to one of the songs. Yeah. And,
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um, I do, I plan on posting it. Absolutely
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not. But like, it was just something that it was
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more for us. Yeah. You'll see it up.
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You'll see it up tomorrow. But
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now because you don't, you don't have to post it. You want
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to, and then you post it. There you go.
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It's a sharing a little glimpse. It's
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really gross. I'll never forget it. It
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was crazy. Yeah, it's really weird to
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look at. It's crazy. I 100% understand
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like tryptoph, whatever that is. I
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get that. Cause even like I don't have it,
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but when I see it, it like still sends
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me like goosebumps. Well we'll show you guys after.
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You haven't seen his harvested
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strip. So we'll. Oh
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yeah. Is that the skin on there? Oh
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yeah. You saw the whole skin come off. Like a
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chunk like this. So this from ear to ear out
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of the back of his head, probably like an inch
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and a half high. And
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then they brought it to their little lab and all
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the ladies were like working on it. The first one
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I did the first one I did the cup. It's
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because it takes out more hair and
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it keeps your hairs like, the
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likeliness that the transplant will
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succeed is higher with
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that. Like the, so I, doesn't that
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just bring it back more? No,
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no. They sew it up and they put
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it. It's not like you lose it. It like stitch it
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back together. And
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then they pulled your skin up and sewed it.
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So you got like a pretty much almost like
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a necklace. That's
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why my head is so weird. No,
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we saw the baby photo. It's been like that. You
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were born with that sweetheart. No,
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we saw that. Heath remember when
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you were talking about getting a forehead lift?
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Stop not a lift. What was it? A
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reduction. What did they do?
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It's crazy. They slice
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your whole like hairline, your whole forehead and
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then they pull, like they scalp you
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a bit and then they cut like a strip of
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your skin off your forehead. And then they pull your
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hair down to that. So it lowers your. Obviously
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we talked him out of that in like five
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seconds. I would have never let him do that.
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You have a great forehead. I think that it's, it's
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exactly a forehead. So I just did the
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hair transplant and had them fill in the
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bottom. So my hairline looks better in
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shorter. Heath, you can always go down. You
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can. Just keep filling all baby. Okay. Anyway,
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okay. Let's hit this intro and then we have a. that
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same like Uber and they kept offering rides. I'm
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like, no, we have somebody. Also, this guy has
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put in so much time that we've been waiting
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for. I'm like, I am not gonna cancel on
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this guy. He's been driving for like 45 minutes
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trying to loop around. I'm like, I'm not canceling.
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What you don't know is that he turned it
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on already. He did turn on, I would have
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turned on that ride. I almost wanted him to.
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We tipped him so much because I was like,
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this guy literally spent all
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night trying to do this. But
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yeah, we finally got home and I'm like, wow.
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That was insane. I would
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have paid for an ambulance myself. I wanted
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to get out of there. Just
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get me going. So,
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okay, so then the next thing I remember
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is being asked again, which I'm assuming this
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is in the SoFi doctor, because they took
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us to the medical thing at SoFi. They
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wheeled you out and. Never
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thought I'd hear that. They wheeled you out. They also just
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pictured. And
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at this point, everybody had cleared out.
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Nah, nah, nah, nah. I didn't want to
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clear it out. It was just paramedics
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and security people
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for SoFi and the bartenders. They were closing
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out the bars. And so they walk us
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to an elevator and we literally
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get walked up to another stretcher and all of
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the paramedics fist bumping each other. I mean, did
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you try this tonight? They're
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so casual. It's
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their day to day job. But I was gonna
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say, obviously we have the utmost respect for all
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healthcare workers and I always have, but seeing it
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in person, they're so calm and cool and collected
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and nice and helpful and all these things. And
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so I was obviously freaking out because you were
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sliding down and I was like, can we push
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her up more? Can we have her there? Can
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we have a bag? Can we get the blanket
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on her? And they're just chit-chatting. It's
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a normal night for them, especially at SoFi. Especially
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there. And so they take us to, and so
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I'd ask. You'd imagine Super Bowl. Oh,
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I can imagine. Oh yeah, they probably
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had us on ready. I can't even
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imagine. And they were just so nice
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and so helpful. And so when we
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were leaving the suite, I
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had asked them, what do we do now? Does she need to go
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to the hospital? like where do we go? Cause she can't walk yet.
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Like I can't get her to an Uber. We don't know what to
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do. And they're like, oh, we have a hospital here. I was like,
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amazing. On site. On site.
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They have a full hospital. Dang. So they
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take us up in the elevator. It makes sense though. It makes
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so much sense. Cedar Sinai. There's literally
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like signage on the doors. And so they
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walk us into the hospital and it's just
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like a room at the Sophia Stadium. And
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they like wheel you in the stretcher and you're just
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like, you're just sleeping. You're just like relaxing. I'm not
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gonna lie. I've never been in a stretcher before. It
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was so comfortable. I was like,
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I can't walk. Like this is, I want this. It's like
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a hammock. Yeah, it's comfy. It's on a beach.
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Why? They do a good job. So
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they wheel you in. You get your own little
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like cubicle with like little, you know, the curtain
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things. First class. And it's just
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like, there's like five people
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in there. Yeah. Were there a lot of
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other people that were in your same situation? Like to? I'm
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just hearing and smelling vomit the
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whole night. Sorry. It's fine. I
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told you, no better person equipped to do this. I know,
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I know, I know. I was like, thank God it's me.
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And so I'm hearing, I mean, all the sounds and things.
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And so she's just sitting there and the doctor comes up
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to me and they're like, are you, are you a friend?
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I said, yes. They said, do you
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have a ride? And I was like, I can get a ride,
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but like, can she just rest for a
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little bit? They're like, no, we're closing. So she either needs
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to walk in the next five minutes or she needs an
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ambulance. Ultimatum. Oh, dang.
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From my POV, I hear Uber.
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Clearly I was like, I don't want to Uber. So
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I hear Uber or something, something, something. And then I
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hear ambulance. And I was just like, I don't want that, but
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the bed was so comfy. I was like, this is what I
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want. Whatever this is, I want this. So
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then Riffy goes. You want to
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stay. She pulls out her card. Just
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help me. I
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tried to slip the money. It's like two bucks.
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That should do it. That should do it.
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That should do it. Thanks sweetheart. And
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they were like, they were, oh, and then you texted
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me. Cause I was like, well, if we do take
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her to the hospital, will she get her stomach pumped?
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And then the doctor goes, it's not a real thing.
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