It's a Beans Birthday Bonanza, with some special guests! Taters cancels an improv workshop, causing a mini-rant. Beans goes to the Dominican Republic and damages property.
Brothers and sisters, welcome to The Church of BATCH, where your money becomes our money, no taxes are paid, and we pray to the holy trinity of Bob Barker, Drew Carey, and Al Capone. Blessings upon you.
Beans rants about "The Price is Right." Then he rants some more about "The Price is Right." After that, he rants some more about "The Price is Right." Taters sips his Pibb Xtra pensively.
Eli and Justin have uncovered the largest conspiracy theory of all time. Old Man Harry stops by to bring back Eli's ladder. And did Justin get a finger up his tater?