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weights today show like i said

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all over the map i mean we talked about birds a lot

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we talk about pole dancing a

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i think a lot of people are going agree with the it's baffling

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to not know what a canadian accent is

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literally even try to call him for three

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or four years chris a while

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did you get through you got through in a good night as

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we're doing a live show portland and i'm telling

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you it is a real good vibe

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as the dog for amounts to and i saw these people

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got your back

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monday night

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it might be threatened

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he really work in the wrong color

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have you

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me i mean you're the one on stage it's

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, if this goes poorly you get the hang

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up and i have to face this angry mob

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mob well capacity for ha ha ha

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i would love it if he did as six

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part of me would actually enjoy it does

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everybody goodnight ah no refunds

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them and i see data

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color what's on your mind tonight

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okay well we it's like but a

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lot of fame ah ok

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, give you two things to choose between we can either

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talk about my talking but

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he or my whole damn thing to a

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talking but he is at he is

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of bird yeah or your

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poll i mean we aren't bluntly or jeeps

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we are in portland home of the empowered

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dancer i believe rise and has no

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sources saw leave it up to

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the crowd the clap if you want to talk about

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the talking buddy rabid

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you would like to talk about pole dancing

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they've seen that pole dancing

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has won the initial

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the day

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okay that's exciting so

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, you someone who pulled answers in

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i'm professionally or someone who

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does it for like aerobic exercise

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which i know as papa recreationally

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so i don't like dancing the club or anything

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like that you don't i do have

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really high heels that against them they're really

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fun and you go to like a studio

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where you do this with an instructor yeah

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i do you know i may tell

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you know where the big heels

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i don't have

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there's certain classes that have the heel

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and certain ones that don't

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yeah most my classes are

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either me dancing shield or me flipping

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upside down or

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to

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that's right you story not you see that's not much

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birth crazy thing you

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stories yeah that's like

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twenty four the really call wow

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how'd you get into that are

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you can a power lifting and i got release

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gonna know i wouldn't believe included much of

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the you still and i was debating between horseback

6:20

riding and pull their thing so financing one

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horseback riding or pole dancing what

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and what what clinched it for

6:34

, dancing dancing

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sorry what was the clincher that

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made you go what made you say air horses

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more says let's dance on polls

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it was closer okay

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that's fair and how long have you been doing i've

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been doing it in august since august

6:55

are you coming up on a year yeah

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which is crazy enjoying it

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hold anything it's over his

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affected you physically in some tremendous

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ways were you expecting it to be that

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much of a worker

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any physically yes i

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wasn't expecting of many bruises and

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how about mentality wise

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i do know that right a lot of people

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hear about pole dancing workouts in here that you're

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wearing be cures and they go well

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we associate this with exotic

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dancing and there's some sexuality

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that you feel like it has affected your

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mentality or that side of your life

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at all

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i think a little bit like is that we

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made me more confidence and like made

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me feel more i

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dunno how to explain up almost more like in tune

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with myself

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i like that he said the word confident

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and then you knew you were talking to me see your like how

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do i explain this success

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idea that as confidence

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confidence is like it's not like when you

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believe in yourself

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i didn't know what that meant for years leaders are target

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has fair that will it's cool that a brings

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out the confidence and as as

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it's i am i'll have to imagine

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to hearing that you're like covered in bruises

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and blown out hamstrings on

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the border i mean the

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i think they're you know we're in a city where

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it is very funny that you're calling and seem to

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this important because this is see where it and i don't

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know all the facts but i am smart enough to know

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that i believe dancers have unionized

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here is that correct and a lot

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of empowerment in the clubs here and

8:52

are a lot of respect that there are a lot of mine's

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john i'm the same as it were going to man respective or

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in a get it and it sounds like physically

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you

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the have homes or respect what goes into

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the type of dancing as it sounds like a really

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beat the shit etti a her

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yeah it

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would avoid this talk and bird so

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, has he said

9:16

he said some fun phrases

9:21

first before you get into him all third my

9:23

disable bird so actually have three than

9:27

one of them is cyclist so she has

9:29

she has foot a sideways foot

9:31

and a cricket me so she actually can't

9:34

fly at all

9:36

awkward

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style again and

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yeah so anyway so she had her on her own

9:44

and during forbid times forbid

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was whole lot of i'm also here's my

9:48

list of islam or sit down a lot of the time so

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she got his meeting home and then when i

9:52

went back to work she got really stressed out

9:54

with me not being there so she developed a nasty

9:56

habit of ripping her father though

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bank and

10:02

i got her i , my

10:04

little guy and he learned

10:06

so i just talked to them alive and then alive

10:09

and he said some pretty pretty brutal

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they quiet

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phrases

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yeah maybe

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are seeking to quietly what kind of phrases

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okay

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out there was an awesome

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the one woman getting like

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that about florida and until he says

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i give us his name ah

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, and will say because that will really give a lot away

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however say that the huge marvel nurse

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sorry

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the

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the he's named after something to do that okay

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so he set his name he also says i'll

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let you do it

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you know that because i'm a bomb on the beacons a deep

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and now and was may have seen he flies on my shoulder

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laxman that she cannot be my

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favorite phrase he says right now is city poopy

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the new who has

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meant anything he says right now can i ask gonna

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want to be too fast as he ever ask you that

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after you have in fact defeat

11:22

no me though sometimes after the other birds

11:25

are you say to the other birds after they poopy

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that's why i got my third

11:30

one he's one he's the he's named

11:32

after the legend of zelda again can't say i

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the name also give much away

11:37

that he i'm so

11:40

my marvel bird will

11:42

look at him through the cage bars and fathers

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had up and down and or did you put the baby birds with

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one he's only two months old dot the

11:49

one it's name from zelda

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please contact but my other bird

11:54

has no idea what he's saying and it's just wonderful

11:58

wow okay

11:59

your is my first question so you have

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your own original bird who is sadly

12:05

ah been injured and unable

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to fly crooked see crooked

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wings you bring in this other bird

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to keep that bird company and

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this new bird turns out to be like a super

12:15

genius bird has this made the original

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bird feel insecure at all i

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wouldn't go sort of a super genius i

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just would say really lucky lucky

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okay she is by

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no means no means sure

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he sounded like a genius he's asking other birds

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if they desiccated hundred

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a smart to me we

12:37

other bird he is she is

12:39

the grumpy as thing you will ever meet we actually

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pretty be chicken other nicknames and ah

12:45

yes he says he's super comfy see space

12:47

mornings say stuff like stuff like

12:50

a blanket that occurred over the cage and

12:52

season not a morning bird like early bird gets the worm

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that of not her and then my

12:56

other bird the one that taught

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he he's night time for he didn't

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really think anything

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yeah no here the two of them are actually really bonded

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napalm they

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they were really close to each other

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and done a pretty well cuddle every

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night when they got flipped south definitely no animosity

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from heard an adorable you

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want

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she gets grumpy then so the the item

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color would you like your first round of questions

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and reactions from tonight's audience there

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are many okay i'm depressed

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so banana wants to know if you're bird also

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has a canadian accent actually

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have a canadian i think that the thing that i know i've

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never even though before we

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now they're right

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okay what does the canadian accent even like

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let's get back to the phone call

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okay what does the canadian accent

16:08

even sound like it sounds like how you're

16:10

talking right the

16:12

pleasing with i just so i went to mexico

16:14

little while ago and they would the nano

16:16

equality of a really strong key an accent know

16:19

what is it i don't even know again

16:21

i hear other accent but i

16:23

don't know even , you when you

16:25

just said at a bunch of people emerge and

16:27

not the crowd or did react

16:30

and they said you were like a while ago

16:32

and that's that's itself to us

16:34

and has been and few other things with see ryan

16:37

wants to know when you fall off apart from to suicide

16:39

as your bird ask your if he poopy i

16:44

mean he was on cereal probably he

16:47

, say what you doing digital be be

16:49

i was a there are multiple people are

16:53

mighty boosh for jonah

16:55

christina drexler black or wants

16:57

you to put the bird on the false

17:01

i don't know that my thought on here because he gets

17:04

really camera shy or i guess audio

17:06

sorry

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he will be very loud if

17:11

she does get going so i apologize

17:13

how can how can actually no i wouldn't bring

17:15

everything else to where they aren't as are in

17:17

a different room on one

17:19

sec and you might share more

17:21

than one of those

17:24

i would have gone through my house

17:26

right now people are also guessing that your birds

17:28

name's let's see johnny is guessing

17:30

that their names are lincoln loki

17:37

grumpy right now it is my time so he's not

17:39

happy

17:40

but you don't like either

17:45

hello i

17:47

can't hear anything

17:48

the are no one here i promise

17:51

okay there we go i get enough to i'm just

17:53

being quiet say sorry if i don't

17:55

bring him over into the other room if

17:57

you make any noise of on the way about them and send

17:59

you the long anyway the out here

18:02

the bird you get to hear the birds yeah okay

18:05

yeah okay won't bank on it then like

18:10

i said he's from hearing as it's like time and he does not

18:12

i'm any i get his arms valleys

18:15

in the rain outside at eleven o'clock ryan's

18:18

meal very hurt or both grumpy about times

18:20

so damn , i want to hear that

18:22

bird right now now

18:25

what i hear that bird that

18:28

i'm being sold to lily has it for me that

18:30

portland has the highest number

18:32

of strip clubs per capita in the united

18:34

states has explaining

18:37

yes cool stuff i

18:39

know where were all going after the show

18:45

i'm going to another shower right axis

18:49

this color

18:51

human yes great live gray

18:53

energy was

18:56

that the bird yeah i

18:59

, have you can hear my know know fucking and

19:01

as reflection in the mirror he's trying to sweet talk and

19:04

he likes to likes tried to get it on his reflection

19:07

if you know what i mean

19:10

we heard the bird and i think portland

19:12

is pretty psyched about it

19:16

he i can give me a very much as

19:18

a result is the fact is i guess that's

19:21

a pretty bird that at the bernabeu manga no no

19:24

wow so that's like your

19:26

go to you if you need to get this bird talking

19:29

yeah

19:30

the people i don't okay well okay

19:33

depress open an it is called the bird a narcissist

19:36

are very ,

19:38

says he's also very

19:40

he's also when he wants three yeah

19:44

he very very because of how

19:47

, can be a really loud notice the other birds are going i

19:50

love

19:51

i apologized you have nothing to

19:53

apologize for since a

19:55

room full of people in portland has paid money

19:57

to quietly sit and listen was your

19:59

canadian version make noise

20:02

why would you ever apologize for that

20:06

i'm hoping he said something that something don't know

20:08

well i've tried to get it on video so many

20:10

times i think certainly had it happen once

20:13

the

20:14

yeah all good song

20:16

story if he doesn't seem the

20:22

new here serious no one's

20:24

ever told you you have a canadian accent before

20:26

it is seriously strong

20:29

no no one ever told me that before of

20:31

the one person to mexico then okay

20:34

okay there's

20:39

color , have about forty five minutes left

20:41

this was why and by never

20:43

amount to know that have heard have lot of stuff out

20:46

among motorcyclists out among at a really well

20:48

no obvious off they're

20:51

sizes are grown day that the and tall do

20:55

some for human seattle tomorrow

21:01

the thirty three of the when you

21:03

when you work in there

21:05

yeah

21:06

how is that gig

21:08

i'm actually love it's okay

21:10

or even i actually love it i

21:13

am on a huge

21:14

chatterbox like job which really well

21:16

okay fine now everybody's

21:19

address i was about to say i hear

21:21

that they give you insurance but then i remember you

21:23

live in a same country that just gives you insurance

21:26

ah

21:28

you know

21:30

we get

21:31

we like we can go to the doctor on my desk

21:34

dental and vision is not a thing

21:38

someone in the crowds is yelled boo

21:40

hoo assist

21:43

everyone he would be a doctor though sometimes though

21:45

sometimes like three months just to go get the link check out

21:47

on many i hear you i i

21:50

know it's not perfect but and we are still

21:52

jealous down here are so i can understand

21:54

that that's good as that

21:56

that's with you i've never once you know traditionally

21:59

for people

21:59

the do it i do you have to you work in the service

22:02

in a lot of people who are our servers

22:05

or barristers or or things

22:07

like that but i always knew that doubt the

22:09

idea of dealing with that many people

22:12

would fill me with of endless

22:14

amounts of stress and i've never done it probably

22:17

it more comedic than anything else

22:19

to some

22:19

i'm people would get up at about the weirdest

22:21

thing for my guys have coffee calm down

22:24

yeah yeah you

22:26

ever arm intentionally misspell

22:28

intentionally person's name is they've been routes you and they order

22:32

i think we actually don't write the names

22:34

on the cops we write it on the chill and

22:37

now that it's like done through the rewards

22:40

program and everything they actually just scan their card

22:42

and their name comes up from their phone now so

22:44

i can't even really do that too much or that's

22:46

a bummer that's like a tradition to get

22:48

accustomed to be like they did not tomorrow

22:51

, didn't have one guy though because you can like choose

22:53

your name on the starbucks out so

22:55

this one guy he ah he put

22:57

his name is the more boats whenever

23:00

we can we put our mobile order we always have to

23:02

call it the names so we stay mobile for see more but

23:06

really makes you do that as yup

23:09

wonderful

23:11

the that's to the new jersey and me that's how

23:13

i know you're from canada still wonderful

23:16

he makes me do that same joke is various

23:18

whereas the new jersey and me as like our where

23:21

i would eat cats have read seat is a fucking

23:23

grill strides ,

23:26

that look at our like that for malaria for

23:30

yeah not bad not bad

23:32

not bad bad all on

23:34

call how all are you i'm

23:37

twenty six that's , age

23:47

hello hello hello

23:50

hi

23:51

oh

23:54

the that really does work slowly

23:57

did you say muzzle for reason or were you

23:59

hoping the crowd would just instinctively say polo

24:02

back see i was really hoping to kravitz they

24:04

fall a licensor hear them i

24:08

barely okay way try it again

24:11

go

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a predator everyone thought i gonna say

24:16

we've been doing these live shows for years and i think

24:19

this marks the first where the color starts

24:21

trying to manipulate the crowd as the saying

24:23

service us to sit be very

24:25

dangerous when we are this one us

24:28

, be no wifi sweden everything but

24:30

we're actually quite by old as the really

24:34

do you think that's true i mean if i told you

24:36

that told feel or secret so i don't know maybe

24:38

i'm told the truth arabia line will ever know i

24:41

have had our to made in people angry

24:43

at me and i once had and canadian that our flight

24:45

attendants roots be rude to

24:47

me and it was still one of the more

24:49

pleasant experience as i've ever please

24:52

tell me they were smiling the entire time she

24:54

kept saying thank you and kept couldn't figure out

24:56

why and then i realized she was china

24:58

so me like you need to sit the fuck down the seatbelt

25:01

my in laws oh

25:03

yeah for dairy like that she kept saying the same

25:05

kind of aggressive yeah i was getting

25:07

very upset i was is why are you thanking me i'm

25:09

not doing anything

25:12

and if we say story usually because

25:14

use that you did something spoke were

25:16

to play to

25:17

it didn't know her them what

25:19

is our that you say i'm sorry

25:26

so much fun with as canadian

25:28

accent i can't even hear what

25:30

, it's a very and it turns out you were from

25:32

texas and seeking is no

25:36

i didn't work with a girl contact with though

25:39

how can sleep after to

25:41

like you hear a canadian accent and she said

25:43

the michael people than obviously doesn't exist

25:46

yes you definitely

25:48

alliance so i don't know her motives

25:51

behind it but she was lying

25:56

so color what else what else on your mind

25:58

what else do i need to know we covered

25:59

the thing we've covered birds

26:02

what

26:03

why no ask me any random question

26:06

in anything person it comes to mind when

26:08

i open this up to the crowd with get some random

26:10

questions on and on the twitter seat please

26:12

office or me to go ahead

26:15

no , first one that came in as from my

26:17

new favorite person to press or banana banana

26:20

wants to for the i could you ask the color

26:23

to explain shipping

26:26

carts and be nice three

26:29

when when hitting

26:31

parts and be nice if

26:34

there's anything you know i didn't hear the first once

26:36

shipping carts not like shopping carts

26:38

he says shipping carpets shopping

26:41

carts i

26:43

have no idea what that is air model

26:46

feeney pacino it soup i

26:49

do a to come not

26:52

only the families of hobbyists oh

26:58

, you know like you know it's cold outside

27:00

it's been a winter hat on oh yeah but

27:03

admitted had yet to nazism

27:05

has a close group leans circle

27:09

with a group illini yeah

27:12

like a be any kind of like that except it's like

27:15

it never it the like to convenience arm of the same thank

27:18

god it it's just different saw the winter hat

27:21

the most of them on come on the top oh

27:23

depressio banana did you say it

27:25

was a i was a typo and they

27:28

meant shopping carts

27:30

are shopping her i bet

27:32

you go to the grocery sorry but your groceries on them before

27:34

you know we are everyone knows with those

27:36

are less we have those

27:38

in america has

27:41

only something for the other

27:43

in every parking lot of every supermarket

27:45

in every say do not own shopping cart

27:48

no we do we absolutely do call them

27:50

shop as we have them we actively use them

27:52

we call them that's what i

27:55

agree i saw to outline and i had something called

27:57

shipping cards that was difference

27:59

and then it just that high ball and

28:01

now we're all in she's oppressive

28:04

, unita need to figure this out

28:07

the bristles with an as the bringing

28:09

me he'd that was the first misstep on a o

28:12

s matty d referencing something that

28:14

i don't know exactly

28:16

what it refers to and i hope it's not something

28:18

job where i mean where politically put my

28:20

from iraq who are you rooting for

28:22

rooting the battle of alberta the

28:24

battle of alberta as what's the battle

28:26

of album oh my goodness it was a

28:29

edmonton and calgary in the nhl

28:31

what's that

28:32

edmonton and calgary

28:34

edmund hitting powder and got a calgary

28:36

alberto nowhere near as her

28:39

or am i going to completely different province

28:41

you guys know them a station called provinces and territories

28:43

here yup we do not we also have to say

28:45

something humor in the very front row herself

28:49

, at the rest of the battle of alberta

28:51

and everyone else in america had no idea

28:54

what a mess on

28:56

the yeah so

28:58

return and

28:59

the calgary i honestly didn't have a

29:01

favorite however my fiance he

29:03

i think he was doing it or this is where deployments

29:05

and

29:06

how can i katie wants you

29:08

to know that the ambient bird noises are quite

29:10

relaxing shauna

29:12

, side to hear most people find him annoying know

29:15

they're really working for us shauna wants

29:17

you to tell us about your first crush

29:20

my first crush your first crush

29:23

guys are when was that there

29:25

was no is a lifetime ago oh my god

29:27

i don't even have little ones

29:28

ah

29:30

the crash you know i think it was is this kid

29:33

when i was in like junior kindergarten

29:35

and him when i both sets of has hillbillies

29:39

for halloween

29:40

and i think it had a crush

29:42

on him because he was the other hillbilly in the class

29:44

and it made me feel good that i wasn't the only one

29:51

i'm paul wants to know what you know about

29:53

portland

29:54

that poorly

29:59

yep want to know your favorite marvel

30:02

movie and why my

30:04

, marvel movie any why i

30:06

would probably have the shape or ragnar rocks

30:09

and the when i went completely

30:11

sideways from the other movies and

30:13

brought in a different

30:14

comedic i'm style

30:16

that wasn't in the other movies so was really entertaining

30:19

that when i'm with yeah i like

30:21

it although i'd i'd it's comes to my attention it gets

30:23

it's now getting backlash he was so beloved

30:25

it's now getting some backlash sublease

30:27

wants to know are there any

30:30

american sports you don't care about

30:32

like we don't care about hockey i

30:37

watch superbowl not says you

30:39

watch super was a you refer to football

30:42

as superbowl sad so

30:44

little you care about it like i know

30:46

i had always watch football i know about

30:48

it my dad the point of forty niners fan

30:50

i only watch

30:52

superbowl and

30:53

no human cheering for until the day of my

30:55

dad healthy what's emerging just so

30:57

you know traditionally we would say we you

30:59

what is the superbowl i

31:02

, for was i was super of all

31:07

that's like that's i watch stanley

31:09

cup

31:11

no hyler

31:15

wanted to know you ever give

31:17

people decaf when their ass holes

31:21

ah if i answer

31:23

that question i might get an a lot of trouble okay

31:27

, wanna see

31:29

so riley wants to know what canadian

31:31

thing do you wish you could bring to america

31:34

the white comedian thing

31:36

thirteen an

31:39

hour behind you on and maple syrup like

31:41

real maple syrup of fantastic

31:43

yeah i hear ya boeing has

31:46

some we actually have not far from where i live

31:48

under the place where you can actually like

31:50

can full maple forest and at

31:52

certain times the are you can go there and actually get fresh maple

31:54

syrup very canadian

31:57

sounds lovely

31:59

it no one wants to know how

32:01

do you the old vacations

32:02

in all those birds

32:05

oh my okay ,

32:07

got a funny story for a here so

32:09

my dad and my brother will usually watch them

32:11

so we all live in the same house together and

32:13

i'm my birds are in birds separate room

32:15

with mine and my fiance tv so on

32:17

my dad's place like we have our own bedroom

32:20

and as he the room and

32:22

so anyway when their home i'll have

32:24

the cage door opens the way the birds can kind of

32:27

frolic around and get some energy out because they're

32:29

crazy and my

32:31

one bird the disabled one who kind of balls

32:33

with style she likes to go

32:36

and little adventures and high herself

32:38

and the only way that we can find her

32:41

her favorite sounding the law is the her favorite

32:43

noise in the whole world is guns

32:46

mind , don't know i know whenever

32:49

my fiance play like hall duty or whatever she

32:51

gets so excited and and

32:55

, isis

33:01

i'm sorry no it's okay it's

33:03

okay cody wants you to tell us a secret

33:05

you never secret anyone spirit

33:08

and never told anyone that i don't know does

33:10

exist near an open but

33:12

i'm pretty open but honestly okay we'll

33:15

okay lot of people are asking about your fiance

33:17

and how you met

33:20

when i'm hopeful

33:22

wow do you have you been dating since

33:24

high school

33:26

the fourth grade

33:28

wow so that's what like eight years

33:32

yeah going online

33:35

how how did you come to be engaged

33:38

ah

33:40

if you've heard me in a hotel bathroom scuse

33:43

me you

33:46

are there right now who's you in a hotel

33:48

bathroom yeah so

33:51

i'm a hair stylist

33:52

i i do the tear i'm

33:54

whenever we go places so

33:56

i'm the pre what happened was

33:58

if he wins the

33:59

and he trudged and for in the mirror thing i

34:02

could follow charities

34:02

i'm quite sure if he he's quite a bit taller

34:05

than i am

34:06

so i was telling his hair and then

34:09

she can like this shimmied this

34:11

way over to the bathroom door and like lost

34:13

my way out shipton out shipton knee and and fluttering

34:17

i wondered you in a bathroom

34:19

and blocked your exit i suppose if

34:21

needed the

34:24

fighting my those when he asked me when he asked

34:26

me to marry him i'm like i'm of course i'm going to marry you

34:28

and he goes okay and i'm like oh

34:30

wait no you're actually asking the how

34:33

it took me a second to figure it out like

34:35

that a

34:38

mandatory did you like finish

34:41

doing his hair after that snowing

34:43

already finished day affair day affair vanessa

34:46

you thera wash my hands of money within the when they are

34:48

you going to move and enough when september one

34:50

knee i love it

34:52

and when the big day as a plane and the line

34:54

the next year in june so june twenty twenty

34:57

three june twenty twenty three are

34:59

i congratulations thank

35:01

you and you said you live

35:03

with your father

35:05

yeah

35:06

is that a good situation

35:08

or a bummer

35:09

many people situation okay

35:12

how can i get along without pretty well that's

35:15

good that's good and your dad gets

35:17

along with his fiance

35:18

yeah

35:20

that's good we don't get along pretty well

35:23

i don't need to figure out the dishwasher situation

35:25

but other than that it's a pretty good with

35:28

the dishwasher situation

35:29

no one seems like to do it

35:31

yeah i you

35:33

that you're

35:35

there

35:38

i do a lot of dishes color and

35:41

i'm happy to do it i'm happy to step over do

35:43

my part but it's an endless emmett

35:47

insurmountable task and

35:49

, little it makes me like eating less

35:52

makes me mad when we eat and

35:54

i like eating but eating get angry about

35:56

eating as an omen have to do the dishes

36:01

woodward ss my fiance well

36:03

as say to me like you don't need to get another soon

36:05

as support sisters yeah

36:08

i sort of quietly plan my life

36:10

around avoiding dishes

36:13

at the family to live press

36:21

i can hear i'm sorry i

36:25

, say anything hours this living

36:27

in the the of

36:29

what you what because

36:34

i wasn't exaggerating and then you said

36:36

something true said badass

36:40

okay anyway see

36:43

would depress open and up through

36:51

i have a two storey berea maya

36:53

one bird that here with me right now she

36:56

like i said before can be a huge stock so

36:58

right now he's got his others are plus

37:01

dot and i'm actually scratching his head and

37:03

giving a month of love and attention

37:05

i like that

37:06

how did you know your bird person

37:10

i'm sorry how did you know you were a

37:12

bird person

37:14

i've actually had birds for a long time so

37:16

we had birds one of the chin and

37:20

when i was really young we are two birds and

37:22

i absolutely love them and then i always want a bird

37:24

going on we had like a we

37:27

had a dog at one point and then se

37:29

to scare the bitchy these enemies because

37:31

it had like a maniacal laugh

37:34

really whatever it

37:36

it wouldn't lucky proud of it's also like to laugh

37:38

like an evil can

37:41

the new replicate this last

37:43

ah that no

37:46

not really it's like honestly just sits

37:48

imagine like a creepy clown laughing and outset

37:50

how can you brand know the one

37:52

time like i was

37:53

the putting one of my younger siblings and

37:56

and iowa's fourteen at the

37:58

time

37:59

in the anyway i

38:01

like and we have them by the back door to he was

38:04

also a disabled bird so he can apply either

38:06

so we had no like beer from going up it or anything

38:09

and the heard

38:11

i heard that laughing moink my had no idea that

38:13

he made those noises and i'm like oh

38:15

my gosh them when someone's outside the house they're gonna kill

38:17

us might what is going on i was

38:19

freaking out and i want affecting my dad

38:22

and his

38:23

open up a time and freaking out about it that

38:25

there's someone there like any lock the doors when too afraid

38:27

to go out and then he

38:29

, it's me you know the dove last three

38:33

three and sure enough the dub dub would like

38:35

hop to purge and that laughing with come out of

38:37

it just rebecca childhood

38:39

memory that i really haven't thought about

38:41

in decades

38:43

well my next door

38:45

neighbor had a cockatoo i

38:47

remember right it was a rather large

38:50

cockatoo and every

38:52

morning when the sun came up it's

38:55

screamed and sounded like a woman

38:57

being murdered mit

38:59

, at how every

39:02

morning of my childhood started and i just

39:04

remember that now at

39:07

it's hilarious mean that's

39:09

terrifying but hilarious it

39:11

was really that

39:17

the my

39:19

anyway smiley

39:21

just said chris that cockatoo story

39:23

explains alot what

39:30

what else at a rally what's

39:32

that

39:33

the

39:37

they all heard and no one's going to tell

39:40

me i'm

39:43

just asking about back on my side

39:45

again now just as just as that's

39:47

interesting but if it's if it's something

39:50

you know and speak to we don't have to just wants knows

39:52

you're close with your mom

39:55

no i'm not

39:57

as a

39:59

are you still get it going to

40:02

be family used to

40:04

live action

40:15

he gets all the advertisers

40:18

who helped this show exist

40:19

in a finisher

40:22

now jeff asked the question that's interesting

40:24

but if it's a if it's something you don't want to speak

40:26

to we don't have to jeff wants to know if you're close with

40:28

your mom

40:31

no i'm not

40:33

that was a loaded reaction yeah

40:36

, that's say

40:38

that the story that's probably a little bit too

40:40

dark for ah the guy that's going on tonight

40:43

okay let's put a long story short

40:45

i haven't spoke to hurt over year and

40:47

it will probably remain that way for the rest of my

40:49

life i'm super sorry

40:51

ass sorry bank is her last not mine

40:54

some

40:57

serious accidents answers from the crowd

41:00

that's a bummer that's really hard especially

41:02

in south of you know when you're so

41:04

close with your dad that right

41:07

dot to be connected there and i'm sorry that you're dealing

41:09

with that

41:10

no don't know if i'm honestly

41:12

thankful that i have my dad is he you

41:14

know she's been there through everything and everything

41:16

that i went through with her and nine he was

41:18

there to support it the with

41:20

their to you know remind me that everything's ok

41:24

i get

41:26

without getting really into it i

41:29

, as clear and bisexual and

41:32

i came out my mother and her

41:34

and her husband physically assaulted me

41:36

so ah yeah

41:38

that's where we don't speak anymore

41:40

yeah that sounds warranted

41:42

that's really fucked up i'm so sorry

41:46

organ i guess a thermal i not

41:48

all good you don't have to say that's all good that's

41:50

not all good that's not all good

41:52

does not have kids let alone were imprisoned

41:54

we can off pride month and

41:57

i are very slim were kicking

41:59

off price months and what a stark reminder

42:01

of some people's bigotry and closed mindedness

42:04

i'm so glad that your dad stepped up and

42:06

provided account and we said as he thinks

42:08

it

42:09

i'm okay hello betty gas

42:11

i knew that sorry

42:12

what you get a little excited here

42:14

yeah yeah there will the birds

42:16

worked up the bird knows the story and this first

42:19

stop it as he that he knows merciful

42:21

the i don't like this is not okay gosh

42:26

anna he made as much as great he

42:29

well that happened here

42:30

the i reminded me that you know it you

42:33

know anyone who's to say or what anyone else

42:35

don't think that me with at the end of the day

42:38

on what matters most is who i am

42:40

and that i stay true to my thoughts song

42:53

i love that that's good dad said

42:55

good data and right there

42:58

like highly

43:03

go really third sink in a break

43:05

you gone through then flurry of now

43:07

you don't have the be sorry don't be sorry

43:09

about anything

43:13

i will apologize more the most canadians

43:15

to because it says is so in my nature i

43:18

am i always out my burgess

43:20

luna my face that with not pleasant

43:24

sorry

43:29

yeah i apologize

43:31

more than i guess even the regular

43:33

canadian per se

43:34

the only poll by people stop apologizing

43:37

so it's not free was it's a manager tinnitus

43:40

telia says hit this point

43:42

where you opened up and told us is very heart

43:44

wrenching tale of to

43:46

severance the severed relationship

43:49

with your parents who crossed the line as should not

43:51

be cross you just use in ways that should

43:53

never happen and , a bird

43:55

flies into your face on the call it

43:59

is

43:59

reason why i still love

44:02

doing this yeah

44:06

alright i just dropped my laptop you

44:09

, your laptop yeah we all get

44:11

oh right because we're on zoom your on zoom

44:13

yes i am not would've been such a horrible

44:16

way for this call the and you

44:18

tell us the most like a like raw

44:21

honest hard thing to process

44:23

and then and bird flies in your face and breaks

44:25

your laptop

44:31

like you know yeah i

44:33

cannot believe how consistently that bird

44:35

is making noises making the background them can

44:39

you buy keep trying to make that with himself again in the mere

44:41

really oh yes

44:43

he's part of mack pretty hardcore with himself for

44:46

actually so

44:50

the whole damn thing said bird me

44:52

on and guess

44:54

a starbucks you're only gig

44:57

now i'm here silas or

44:59

rights to talk to me about the hairstyles yeah

45:03

it's great i really enjoy it i

45:05

took a break from it for a year and then i came

45:07

back to and did

45:09

you go to school for as a bird gets overly annoying

45:11

just let me know i will love me some know

45:14

that bird is a part of this conversation and

45:16

this was never dream of removing the

45:18

birds and i'm really enjoying the areas

45:20

where we fall facebook comments or tweets about

45:23

the bird be annoying as annoying say

45:25

to slice it is shows all about putting real

45:27

life on display and sometimes real life

45:29

has birds god dammit on

45:36

did you go to school for hairstyle

45:38

yeah they did you the program i did was a ten month

45:40

program

45:41

exactly how it works name is your first five

45:43

months is all textbook

45:46

related lead to lead lot of practice on

45:47

hurry and a whole

45:49

lot of time says that made me never one

45:51

ever one do from ever again in mind i

45:54

realized me never

45:56

okay so i don't i don't

46:00

months were down working with clients

46:03

that come into the full like they know to school and everything

46:05

so there's to penalise or astonished

46:09

and do you is the goal to go

46:11

hair styling full-time and leave starbucks

46:13

behind

46:15

no actually i , doing

46:17

careful time pre

46:19

pandemic sauce pandemic pandemic sauce

46:22

happens and the

46:24

know the concept of got really crazy with constantly

46:27

being open and close opening close

46:29

and the flaunt i was that we did not the way we can be open

46:31

the next week or not and i have plans of may

46:33

be returning school which i decided not

46:35

to do

46:36

so i'm yeah i'm doing starbucks

46:39

and or and the salon because

46:42

saving for a wedding a wedding house and trust me it

46:44

ain't cheap up here

46:47

then when you are

46:48

when you get miles to the pandemic kind

46:50

of rattled you as far as the industry is

46:52

a hoax even at you know you went to school for

46:55

thats so daunting to the right that's

46:57

one of the things that me

46:59

out if i did he spend all his money on school

47:01

and he got will what if i wind up not wanting to do

47:04

that and then he spends all that right that

47:06

coming out

47:08

all the bomber i

47:12

never was never was for photography and i don't

47:14

really the out anymore so you went to school for photography

47:16

as well yeah i'm a jack of all trades

47:18

that probably name of the probably done it

47:21

yeah

47:23

how many do his name some of the other jobs

47:26

i worked in kitchens i worked at

47:28

a variety store i worked at burger

47:31

king i'm pizza

47:33

pizza pizza pizza pizza there i don't

47:35

know i've never had peace

47:37

peace isn't that live with that little caesars catchphrase

47:42

success , have little caesars here we

47:44

actually have a say it like a place called keep

47:46

the pizza we put you also have little

47:48

caesars caesars we have little

47:50

caesars lol conrad a whole

47:52

on this is getting me this

47:54

is a thing that has made me second most angry

47:57

this whole from across the first more

47:59

than others and the animal behavior and

48:01

the second is the idea that you

48:03

have a little caesars but then there's a secondary

48:05

the quicker pizza pizza which is on

48:07

for he set the both the me that

48:10

, and also has raised on little caesars

48:13

i think was here before little caesars was

48:15

a nice nice is hiring see

48:17

man copyright

48:19

laws of canada blake

48:23

one either the can i don't do this anymore but when

48:25

i was a kid my passwords everything with pizza pizza

48:33

how are they gonna repost little caesars

48:35

like i'm just get away and co exist

48:38

little caesars associated with

48:39

that before you

48:43

know how would

48:46

you give would a domino than a domino it has

48:48

said repeatedly called the noise

48:51

called

48:58

i'm all or do you remember the noughties

49:01

says i just see members annoyed

49:03

and started giggling said

49:05

dominoes had an ad campaign called

49:07

avoid the noise as all

49:09

i remember about is that the nord was his like

49:12

a weird little creep and you add to avoid

49:14

on but i have no idea how excited

49:16

to pieces at all and i just thought

49:18

about of for the first subs as i was maybe seven

49:20

years old

49:23

there's a huge them for you have you ever heard

49:25

of see how suppose

49:27

the house suppose how about

49:29

make hippopotamus you ,

49:31

people mcgruder amazon roars yelling

49:33

yes yes the americans

49:35

are all can see is what's the house if so

49:39

when when i was younger there was a

49:41

army a tv like i'm a

49:44

commercial on tv and a with how

49:46

talk about the north american house opponent like a smaller

49:48

things hippo and it's lived in your house fashion

49:50

they would see weekend crumbs off the floor

49:52

and everything and not the only which they that

49:55

don't trust everything you see on t

49:56

and then we always the house of

49:58

over actually real that i think

49:59

don't let five we wish they did

50:02

and we would never have that numerous

50:07

the television industry would never put

50:09

something out that's like it's hey to be

50:11

careful of us because we often lie to you

50:13

they'd

50:16

never admit that the

50:19

house airflow some

50:21

, do remember that that

50:23

were in the menu american or canadian

50:26

i wanted to have upset when when i was a kitten like kitten suppose

50:29

there's only there's a few americans that remember

50:32

the house hippo now remember to

50:34

write a thing like a force to a amazing now

50:37

i'm in a be up all night was you

50:39

tube videos about the house hippo and

50:41

research soon she just there's a north american

50:43

kosovo you'll find it right away okay

50:47

there's one person in the back of there's room who is so

50:49

enthusiastic about this whole

50:51

you are now my best friend person the bachelorette

50:55

he yelled thank you know

51:01

, jokes okay the birch diplomacy

51:03

forget about let's see

51:06

the okay dance

51:08

flares says don't forget about the guys

51:10

his last name was noi that he thought the noise

51:12

campaign was targeting him specifically so

51:14

he held up a domino's please

51:17

, that be true and knots us an urban legend

51:20

legend with that shoe oh

51:22

so least once you know what do you call canadian

51:24

bacon

51:26

canadian bacon yeah we

51:28

have this

51:28

the whole canadian bacon what do you call it

51:31

i don't know what does it look like it's like around

51:33

slice of ham

51:36

i think we gonna pee mail bacon

51:39

what it it

51:40

the email begun

51:41

he now begun male

51:44

thing is back bacon

51:46

if you know bacon

51:48

you know

51:51

no appears the

51:58

plane the and with an m

52:01

they are yearning for place

52:03

be an nes within a month

52:06

he mouth bass uses yeah female

52:08

be

52:08

then

52:13

oh some

52:16

than he is stay in portland long enough with you

52:18

start to feel like you're high

52:22

they did it about beefy here

52:24

well

52:28

jeff sorry you know what's the worst thing to order

52:30

on the b on the burger king menu

52:33

ah

52:35

worst thing the order on the burgeoning menu

52:37

oh geez i don't even know i don't

52:39

even eat burger king anymore after working there yeah

52:42

like i thought my son i guess

52:45

that's fair i'm sorry again

52:47

i imagine that what's a variety store

52:51

i was on my favorite jobs in the entire

52:53

the world and loved by job

52:56

and what it is oh

52:59

you all righty service know

53:02

even move even the people from vancouver

53:04

and are now

53:06

really

53:10

you can do a candy the people

53:12

buy cigarettes their you back and buy

53:14

liquor they are we can't hearings yeah

53:15

like a convenience store we would call

53:18

that convenience store roka god

53:20

the

53:21

no it convenience

53:23

or quarter or corner store smoke

53:26

saw a variety store a

53:28

bunch of a name for it i

53:30

wanna you know them the the gas station

53:33

there yeah god it's color

53:35

ryan tweeted chris has a wallet

53:38

and his back pocket so sick he could be a rube

53:40

excuse thank ,

53:42

for making me see our our

53:45

and ryan seacrest

53:49

already here was pretty cool and then

53:51

to get a little serious katie put out

53:53

color i get it color i

53:55

spoken to my dad and over a year either

53:58

i'm getting married this weekend it's bring

54:00

out a lot of feelings but i know it's for the

54:02

best i'm sorry you went through what you

54:04

did your

54:09

, and i understand how hard that

54:11

it's going to be but i i'm i'm

54:14

you could five and a hug from far from

54:16

thanks katie i'm sorry you went through whatever

54:19

you went through as well oh depressive banana

54:21

wants to know starbucks or tim hortons

54:24

oh tim really that

54:27

feel i that i'm shocked

54:29

i'm share oh

54:33

and then tim hortons then

54:35

meal bacon

54:36

the

54:37

hey i'm e a l

54:40

they can email me again me

54:43

i know on and off the oil ago

54:46

email , they

54:48

it's anyway i'm a vegetarian

54:51

i'll never have a i can eat

54:53

pork so i can he did either slices

54:55

report

54:56

oh my favorite decided that of

54:58

have you been any was fema

55:00

corn eye candy corn either corn

55:03

corn import or a no go to the two

55:06

elements of female baker from what i just

55:08

saw the hundred lap a definite

55:10

no go for me horn and pork

55:12

or a no go

55:14

biden when my twenties

55:16

okay

55:17

okay

55:18

although we get ten minutes

55:21

best exciting yeah

55:23

how do we and mr point

55:28

i really am the first ideally

55:31

mean you and you and times the color

55:37

what are we are in it together now

55:39

that i know it's adversarial it's guess i'll turn

55:41

up the he's

55:49

my bird is rubbing his based on my nose right

55:51

now just to say all now

55:54

what are the other two birds are

55:56

the

55:57

probably sleeping

55:59

that's

56:01

one probably sleeping the other ones

56:04

that they might be going psycho right now and is t

56:06

what does that mean he's

56:08

he's crazy

56:10

you like an acrobat he does puts in the air and

56:12

everything okay

56:15

when's , next time you're gone told ensign ensign

56:18

tuesday night are there any moves

56:20

in particular that you're trying to conquer that to haven't

56:23

been able to yeah

56:24

he moved there the moon

56:26

you know been i've been trying to get in it

56:28

is in family difficult for me because i'm uncoordinated

56:31

and i am

56:32

like a hobby is hop time

56:34

have you thought about going back

56:37

to horseback riding at any given point have

56:39

you read in horseback riding

56:42

on notably gets very it's very

56:44

much about strengths and not something that i really

56:46

like like a like doing frank has

56:48

my power lifting background how

56:51

long were you into power listing

56:54

ah about two years

56:56

how does one get into power lifting

56:59

my fiance really

57:01

like that and he built a whole bunch of stuff and

57:03

the base and prefer the gym and i went as

57:05

charles ethical

57:07

how much weight were you

57:09

able to max out lifting please use help

57:11

pounds now kilograms not

57:14

alive i

57:16

never really got really high into it i when

57:18

i started doing things lifting i was

57:21

i was weighing almost weighing almost and sixty pounds

57:24

and by the end of it i got down to one hundred and twenty

57:26

five pounds

57:26

they lot a lot of wait for it

57:28

and i am even remember

57:31

paper too

57:32

okay so

57:35

yeah that part of the reason why got into it with because

57:37

i was really unhealthy at the time to i wasn't eating

57:39

while or anything amiss

57:41

in a good place

57:43

so yeah i got into that and oh geez

57:45

he's going everywhere

57:46

the

57:47

within a good place at the time so i just

57:50

got really crazy into it and i never really got really

57:52

high up and wait i'd say like the highest

57:54

that i got for my dad left think was

57:57

one hundred and eighty pounds okay

58:01

and then my bench press always sucked his sucked

58:03

his no upper body strength at all i do

58:05

know that i've been doing for that's really increase

58:07

my upper body so want to see what it would be now but i think

58:10

i only got up to eighty pounds

58:11

okay

58:12

the kids are not a whole lot and my squat

58:14

was i think about one hundred and eighty

58:17

people were impressed there's some chatters of being

58:20

oppressed and a friend

58:24

how do you know how did you know you

58:28

and your you in your fiancee started when

58:30

you're in high school

58:31

yeah

58:33

how did you know as a young age with

58:36

the wind oh into a relationship so

58:38

lake

58:39

we were we were friends

58:41

for about two years before we got together and

58:43

other time of i was really good friends

58:45

with this other girl

58:46

the and she she

58:48

was actually eating my cousin my

58:51

cousin the far away and he was coming out of his

58:53

or her and she wanted gonna double date i

58:55

, single the time and and

58:58

she said though we should

59:00

get the skies one of them will be without like he said

59:02

a squad with them and i knew i was going to be moving

59:04

both three hours away soon some ways

59:06

and like us on hundred am i like i can't

59:08

do that do and sense and she

59:10

went by my back enough many ways we went on a

59:12

couple more dates i told him i was moving i

59:15

then we found out that were

59:17

with moving to was only city

59:19

he had uploaded go to college to so depend on

59:21

worth and here sensitive

59:24

question if question may and we only have again

59:26

over six minutes us so

59:28

you've been dating him since high school

59:31

yeah you twenty six

59:34

you identify as queer and by

59:36

i believe you sit by or pan i forget which

59:38

i might buy buy buy

59:40

ten which really whichever one you feel like you think

59:43

whichever one you would like

59:46

me to use i'm so how

59:50

when you are from

59:52

a young age dating someone where i would imagine

59:55

from the outside your

59:59

the woman

59:59

the allow you to present hedo

1:00:04

how do you discover that sorry

1:00:06

it's yourself explore that said yourself and

1:00:09

it also makes me realize

1:00:14

when you had this confrontation with your mom

1:00:17

there was a road where you could have just said

1:00:19

i'll bite my tongue and not let my mom

1:00:21

know about the side of myself to she can just look

1:00:24

at me dating this guy and getting

1:00:26

engaged to this guy and we can let

1:00:28

her ignorance be her bliss

1:00:30

but you chose not to do that and i think there's something

1:00:32

really strong and and commendable about

1:00:35

that

1:00:42

honestly like i knew

1:00:44

from a younger age breaks

1:00:48

my with me like watching

1:00:50

certain tv shows not like i didn't just

1:00:52

have crushes on the boys at crushes on the girls

1:00:55

and you know i had different feelings

1:00:57

from people around me i had crushes

1:00:59

on girls at school and such but i come

1:01:01

from a background that was

1:01:03

more christian and i was actually my dad's side

1:01:05

that were more free not a my mom signed

1:01:08

me up my dad was works i think but anyway you

1:01:12

so i kind of repressed that for a very

1:01:14

very long time

1:01:14

and

1:01:17

eventually i i tried cameo when i

1:01:19

was a teenager that was like sixteen

1:01:22

and i was with was different guy the time

1:01:23

and he

1:01:25

just one hundred percent

1:01:28

and yes

1:01:31

i kind of just put myself back in the closet for years

1:01:33

and then when i got together with my

1:01:35

fiance my fiance years later

1:01:37

i know

1:01:39

then you know i really think this isn't a

1:01:41

you need know for me since we're getting more serious

1:01:43

because i don't want this to

1:01:45

alter your opinions of me or our relationship

1:01:48

and clearly incidents

1:01:49

then along the way i just

1:01:52

it came out to my dad and

1:01:55

the with okay with it and then my mom

1:01:57

with not okay with it and then overseas

1:01:59

the and publicly out and

1:02:02

my mama's personally

1:02:03

most upgraded save a link to

1:02:05

and

1:02:06

yeah so i'm happy

1:02:08

that i'm like well that's not going to only worse than i thought

1:02:10

room a boner

1:02:13

the now

1:02:15

when you say your publicly out

1:02:17

no one's ever told you you

1:02:19

have a canadian access

1:02:23

never said

1:02:26

why women comedians crazy

1:02:33

i'm so so

1:02:35

happy to hear that part of the story to hear that

1:02:37

you knew yourself and it was important for you to

1:02:39

be open and important for you

1:02:41

to put it out there and i'm sorry that it didn't go well

1:02:43

with a very very important relationship

1:02:45

with i think said yeah

1:02:48

to imagine there's a lot of people who might take the

1:02:50

convenient path of well we

1:02:52

just more tell mom and it does more damage

1:02:55

in in protecting mom's feelings

1:02:57

you wind up doing more damage yourself in the long

1:02:59

run i feel like there's probably been so

1:03:01

many thousands of cases of people

1:03:03

who do that and have done that and

1:03:06

hurt themselves in the process and i'm glad to hear you

1:03:08

didn't do that

1:03:09

i think that's something that i learned a long way because

1:03:11

it was something i did for a long time ah my

1:03:13

dad cannot hide a lot of myself and

1:03:16

when i started

1:03:16

revealing more who i was ah my

1:03:18

have more issues with her and then that's

1:03:20

when i started to realize that the issues were not with me they were

1:03:22

with her and when now more than happened

1:03:25

yeah i struggled for a while

1:03:27

and then i like i said that her

1:03:29

last not mine

1:03:30

indeed indeed i'm

1:03:33

, d and i'm glad to hear you have that

1:03:35

perfect nuclear if he has since super

1:03:37

helpful though therapy is amazing yeah

1:03:41

therapy is not a bad thing i

1:03:43

want to thank god dance slur

1:03:45

who has tweeted me has three

1:03:47

and a half of the incident where's our person

1:03:49

went and tried to kills annoyed with kills gun

1:03:51

thank you so much can't wait

1:03:53

to read up on that paul wants

1:03:56

to know if everyone at the taping tonight can be

1:03:58

taping right at your wedding

1:03:59

hi how are choking countries

1:04:02

in

1:04:02

ah you have a zoom elements

1:04:06

how about that how about that

1:04:13

the thing that of the most common ever see my bird

1:04:15

he is usually not this com i

1:04:18

tend to have that effect numbers summers

1:04:22

i make people skittish put birds

1:04:24

arms murray i think any avoid press

1:04:26

another lie down here

1:04:28

he balked at a few the pass i know you said

1:04:30

you don't see it yourself for you do have a very

1:04:32

very calming voice nile her

1:04:34

i am a horrible i have the voice of

1:04:36

a weak willed coward who scared to

1:04:38

tell a waiter that he's been given the wrong

1:04:40

order i , i miss lane or

1:04:42

voice isis

1:04:45

ordered second of it down approach happening

1:04:48

like ferguson die tonight it's okay happened

1:04:50

to me and template two weeks ago

1:04:54

ago i told her story on the show yet i think i

1:04:56

think i haven't i

1:04:58

am afterward i was in a restaurant

1:05:00

there was one other human in the whole restaurant

1:05:02

we both ordered they put them the wrong

1:05:05

thing in front thing me i when

1:05:07

i don't wanna get anybody in trouble and i ate

1:05:09

it they put the wrong thing down in front

1:05:11

of him like a normal person he went

1:05:13

i didn't order this and then him in

1:05:15

the then both to quietly

1:05:19

sir number to me as i was like eating

1:05:21

as al lugo be wish

1:05:24

i had heard him order is

1:05:27

him knew it was