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and good night. Alright everybody,
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Scoots here and we're back
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with another great British bake, Baking
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Show Bake, off. Just loading
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it up. Gotta turn down
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the volume, correct. Volume is muted and
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let's hit this thing. What are
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we on here? Pudding week or Pastry
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week? Great question. We're
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on Pastry week, Scoots. Really? Well,
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thanks for telling me. Apparently I
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have too many downloads and too
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many devices so this
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company's falling out of my favor
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because I think you would do
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the auto downloads. So
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don't blame me for your user.
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Anyway, enough, like, so it is Pastry
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week. Let's see if I can stream
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this. Okay,
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looks like it's getting ready to run. We got
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the teaser, probably then the cold
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open, but let's read through
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my notes for the whatever
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the first thing is. Not the
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showstopper, but the
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first thing. Pastry week, Sandy
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taking to talking to
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swans, driving about or
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steering about or whatever, skiffing a
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skiff. Nolan to
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Tiger Suit. Prou is given
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a WTF from a bridge.
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Oh, we're doing
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Life of Pi. Life of Pi, get
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it? It's Pastry week. Roll
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on Pastry. Shortcrust
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or something. It was
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an alliteration but I don't know or
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maybe it wasn't shortcrust. A technical twist.
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Shortcrust showstopper or something. Show
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sized showstopper. That's not
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right either. Stacey Falls,
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bit of a problem.
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Then there's a sunny walk to the
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tent this first day of this Pastry
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week. Liam
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does a high voice. Two guys
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left, he says. That's
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how I answer the phone with that kind of Good.
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Nice pie. Minan.
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Minan, Paul says. Like a proper
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northern pie. So then
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they do the talking. Stacey's happy.
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Liam, decent, decent. Sophie, fine. 300
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meters. Kate, first call
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bang. Yan,
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so good at power. I
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can make pie. I can so make pie. Okay,
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so let's see what really happened here on the
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show. Get it playing. Oh wait,
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I'm at 31 minutes there. Must
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have been playing the whole time
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I was talking. Okay, five bakers,
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Sandy, sand. We wanted to give
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him a hug. Only
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then can you look. Oh, that's when she's
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talking to Noel, wife of
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pie. Then Brew looks down. She's
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in a red raincoat on a
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bridge. Then we get
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the teaser roll on shortcut
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shigna stunning shortcut signatures. That's what
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I couldn't figure out. Super
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sized showstopper. Wonky
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pie, Virgil collapse, heavy
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thud. And then that
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was so begins. Warm
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walk in. Liam, hi,
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like, I don't mind. Just two of
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us got to represent a little
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bit anxious. Pastry can smell fear.
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That's what morning bakers.
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I think Noel
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has a couple different outfits on this
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week. I just noticed that. Let's
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see if everybody else changes close
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to I probably won't remember but
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okay, so
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they say four gorgeous pies on
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your marks, get set bake, everybody
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gets into motion, get cracking
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butter, maximum amount of
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time to decorate quite a challenge. Got
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to have good pastry
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practice individual savory. pies
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connected through the decoration,
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a little bit of work knife work,
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create something amazing. Intricate
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pastry skills, temptation, fiddling around.
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The more you fiddle,
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the tougher it gets, crumbly. Pies
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might look amazing, but gotta
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look forward to the filling.
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Hello again. Savory
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pie challenge, my pie is science, based
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on British scientists. So
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she has Hawking, Darwin, Turing
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and Crick, a binary
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code for Turing, ones and
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zeros, DNA and helix for
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Crick, and proves
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like well, I was going to take it more difficult
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than splitting the atom. Oh, it is
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400, somebody says. Then yeah,
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the ingredients, flour, butter, lard, gotta
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blend them correctly. Liam's
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using a rich dough. Julie's
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using that baking powder. And you
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gotta make it into a ball, but
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don't work it too much because you don't want to make
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gluten or something. And two batches
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for Steven, Fleetwood
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Mac, Swedish meatballs,
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mashed potatoes, lingberry jam, and the songs
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from my favorite band. Who could
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guess it? Big Love, Storm, Songbird
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and Angel, your fan.
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And now I'm cooking and
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listening for one baker. This
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is just the beginning. Lennon,
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Einstein, Shakespeare,
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Millie Ehrhard, people
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I find inspirational, fresh
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medley, potatoes, onions, and
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leeks, rough molds,
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and then I'll emboss them with
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these embossing tools. I've heard drawings
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are really fantastic. Pastry of Lennon,
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can't wait. The pastries are done.
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People are making their filling, sausage,
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R squared plus R squared. This
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is the end's perfect pie
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equation. It cracks Sandy
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up, makes me really happy. Sandy
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sure may have people's pictures on it,
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or like heads. And
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Stacy's mixing up how proud
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her nan would be of her
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love theme to decorate it. Mincemeat,
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pine nut, chili, and cinnamon pies.
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And I'm going to color them
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with a colored egg wash, like
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to make the lovey colors red.
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And Jan's going
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to use a vacuum sealer for her curry
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to get some flavor in the chicken. Potatoes
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boiling, lingonberry boiling.
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Everybody's trying to reduce
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their liquids, cooking
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up their fillings, keep
18:50
the pastry dry. Julie's
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doing the raw approach. She's going to cook her
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meat in her pie. Pie
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from the tree, decorative pie.
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Sausage, onion, some
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smoked paprika, things you find
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on a tree. Leaves, acorn,
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flour, grapes. Grapes
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on a tree. Oh, it's prue that said that. I've
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seen grapes kind of on a tree, so like
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I thought was on a tree. So I don't
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know. Knoll does
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live in a hollowed out tree. Let's get
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out of here before it gets even more
19:25
weird. Shortcrust
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spry is vulnerable to liquid and from
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resting and when it's too thick. So yeah.
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You don't want it to get soggy. You got
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to measure it. Optimum
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crispness. Jan's using a
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scientific solution, sealing it with egg. So
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it doesn't leak. And
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Sophie's doing blind bake. I
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guess with a blind bake you put some round things
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in there. Because I was like, what are those round
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things? I
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don't know what those are. Stacy
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doing meat free, curry
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with eggs, hand
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raised pie, spinach, lentils,
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have you done at home? Two on
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Friday. One went good and
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one not good. Okay, Jan
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and Julia, they're filling their
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pies and
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other people are taking their pies out of the thing.
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So I guess that's
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the difference. It's the other one, you can fill
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the pie in the mold.
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Everybody else is trying to get theirs out
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of the mold and not filled so then
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they can fill it. And
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Stacy's stuck. Steven's helping Cake
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get hers out. It works.
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No whispers
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to Liam's. Do
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a baking handshake. Solid. Trying
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to keep up with the use. Stacy's still trying
50:53
to get hers out. I guess
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it comes
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out. Everybody starts trying
51:00
to fill theirs. Don't
51:03
want to be too fussy. You want
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it to look pretty when you
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open it up. Potato. Stacy
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realizes she left parchment paper in there but her
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pie is already filled. She thinks about it for
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like, I mean even in the edit, like 15-20
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seconds. Liam
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puts his top on. Sophie's
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getting hers ready. Stacy's
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stressed. Very stressed. Halfway
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through, hand raised by. Julian and
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Jan are now taking theirs out.
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Jan's comes out pretty easily. Julius
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doesn't come out but then Jan has
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to take hers out and then flip it. And
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then Julius stressed. Jan's like, I'll help you.
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But then they realize that she
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has a mold and not a bowl anyway. So she
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has to take the mold off. Some
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people are using like twine to hold their
51:56
pie together. People
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are getting there's in the oven
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rush no stuff about an hour
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raw meat you
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want overcooked turkey steven says.
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And so he's gonna get
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her liquids out stasis
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like man minus floppy already.
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Everybody's watching their ovens watch
52:23
and watched pie always cooks
52:25
enough. Sophie's trying to
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get liquid out of her pie get
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glazing everybody mango and avocado
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salsa for the Williams pomegranate
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red onions lime figs
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and pork refree and those both sound
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really good. Steven
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cranberries Sophie
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I think like a mixed fruit he says yeah one
52:47
day you two you're two
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like oh I
52:52
guess Liam was doing a
52:54
Russell brand impersonation. Okay so everybody's
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taking their pies out trying
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to do their last thing
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a little soggy Stasis has
53:04
collapsed Sandy looks okay
53:07
well maybe Paul won't notice he'll become
53:09
a different person. Everybody's
53:12
getting things ready getting
53:14
the temperature up just
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wait for it to
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cook oh boy don't like
53:21
it Kate's cooking
53:23
nicely. Everybody's checking where's the
53:26
temperature Stevens is not cooking
53:28
15 minutes to finish
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those hand raised pies. Liam
53:34
another minute for good luck Liam's
53:37
like mine looks good. Stevens
53:39
is still she's like leaving it to
53:42
last minute is it gonna be cooked
53:46
Stacey's pie is a little bit
53:48
misshapen ten more minutes for Steven
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and other pies are coming out
53:53
Julie's starting to decorate her pie
53:56
put the fruit on everybody's
53:58
doing their toppings. Steven's glittering
54:00
his fruit to
54:03
get it ready. Had a little camp in
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there, wouldn't be Steven. Ann's
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doing some amazing knife work that
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Julia and Sophie appreciate. And
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Steven's waiting till the last minutes. Gets
54:20
us by, it's cooked. Liam's
54:23
like sauce on top of a
54:25
pie. That's definitely brilliant. Like
54:28
the other ones, other than the fig, I'd be
54:30
like, well, I mean, it gets like a Thanksgiving
54:32
pie. Maybe not with ground turkey
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though. With
54:37
cranberry, I can see, but Stacey's
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down. We go to the
54:42
judges, hand-raised pies. And
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Sophie's up first, forest fruits. Everything go
54:48
to plan? Well, we'll see, let's get
54:50
it open. Smooth
54:53
outside, beautifully done. And
54:57
well done, goes like a cake. Not
55:00
too much liquid, very good. Amazing
55:04
construction, love the flavors. Tartaness
55:08
balances it out. Nice
55:11
thing, but you do have a little raw
55:13
crust. Kate's
55:15
looks great. Oh, cut's
55:17
great. Pastry's thin, held well. Flavor's
55:22
lovely, looks pretty. Love
55:24
that, absolutely. Coolness
55:27
of mango with the curry works, clever.
55:30
Stacey's pie looks
55:33
a mess, homemade. Should've
55:36
been professional looking. And
55:39
also there's parchment paper on the bottom.
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So I take that
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out and she says, I'm
55:48
sorry. They said
55:50
this would work as a meal. It's
55:52
more of a dish than a hot, like a,
55:55
then they go to Stevens, look
55:57
at those sides. Lovely color, attractive,
55:59
moist. It looks good but
56:02
taste is bland. Stuffing
56:04
and turquing. It all
56:06
tastes let down in the flavor. Yand
56:10
by... this was done
56:13
in the tin. Okay, well looks
56:15
all right. A little bit of crimping like the
56:19
checkerboard. Wow, nice, stunning,
56:21
golden, rich flavor.
56:24
Tastes different. Fruit
56:27
works, wonderful. Then
56:29
Julia could have been neater where
56:31
the lid meets the side. You
56:33
did it in a tin. Asparagus
56:38
works, chicken's dry. Asparagus is
56:40
overcooked, or doesn't work. Pastry
56:42
is overcooked. Liam,
56:46
conscious, kicked in. I did
56:48
it the traditional way. They're
56:50
impressed. Steely bloys.
56:53
This is Paul, your conscience.
56:56
And they start cutting
56:58
the pie, holding together
57:00
nicely. Colors are fantastic.
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It's quite succulent and juicy.
57:04
Plantain gives it some smoothness,
57:07
tropical flavor. It's nice. And
57:10
then the fruit's also spectacular.
57:12
Wonderful. Grandma's a genius. Get
57:15
it, Nan. Can she come
57:17
to my house and cook? Paul says, Liam's
57:21
like, yeah, I just want to make her proud. Hashtag
57:23
Cynthia. Stacy says, sadly,
57:25
I'll be gutted if I go home. Julia's like,
57:29
yeah, please do the comments.
57:31
But I'm worried. That
57:34
wasn't enough. They do
57:36
a long pause on her. Trees,
57:39
the tent, table talk, worried about
57:41
Julia. Well, Kate saved herself. Loved
57:43
her potato curry. Julia's
57:46
was untidy. Pastry was thick and
57:48
raw. And
57:50
Stacy's in trouble. Her pie
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all over the place. Struggled.
57:55
Star baker, Liam, Yan, Sophie.
58:00
still in there. Her
58:02
fruits were great, looked good, very
58:04
professional, crimping. Liam just astonishes me,
58:07
genius with flavor, instinct
58:09
for what goes. They
58:11
give Sandy a hard time, they cut to
58:13
the tent, cut to the waiting bakers. And
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Star Baker is Liam,
58:20
who used the wisdom of their elders
58:22
for a wonderful showstopper. Everybody's
58:25
happy for him. And
58:27
he makes a kid haircut face, which is
58:29
even better. And poor
58:32
Sandy has to give the tear. She's really
58:34
upset, really hard for
58:36
her to say goodbye. And
58:39
she says the person leaving the tent
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is Stacey and Julie are freaking out.
58:43
But it's Julie. Sandy says,
58:46
I'm so sorry, big hug,
58:48
sorry sweetheart. Really
58:50
down, you did amazing. Oh, I
58:53
almost started crying there. Did amazing,
58:55
big hugs. I'm lucky
58:57
to find my passion, something
58:59
I enjoyed doing. And so
59:03
one place to go up, Liam
59:05
kicks back, laughs, says,
59:08
yeah, Star Baker. Didn't
59:11
think I would ever get it. Over
59:14
the moon, over the moon, just like, yeah.
59:17
He's like clapping his hands. I
59:20
got to Star Baker. He calls him on,
59:22
mom, I got to Star Baker. Oh my
59:24
God. She says, why are you crying? He
59:26
says. And
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that's the end of the episode.
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Another classic bake off. So I
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