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2:54

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2:56

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2:58

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3:01

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3:03

lovely. My

3:08

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3:10

an actor, cancers, financial. None

3:14

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3:17

to celebrate our big when. I

3:20

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3:22

special interview. Someone I've been wanted to

3:25

speak to for many years now. I'm

3:44

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3:46

This is what we do My Tivo! Thank you Carla! Hello!

3:57

This is the actor to death.

3:59

Tyler. Yeah

4:06

can you please. Let's coffee to

4:08

Angler Merkel please. Carla. In

4:13

a tank and. Hello

4:16

Vs see actor tap dancer.

4:22

So so did you say

4:24

Ted Danson? That's right. the

4:27

actor, tap dancer. hang it

4:29

up hanging. That's. Well,

4:37

it does seem like him in the i'm

4:39

Just holding on to the idea that may

4:41

be Angela Merkel is incredible mimic. Say

4:47

no Tyler. That

4:49

the phone is ringing inside the studio China. Is

4:53

what you mean that. Horses

4:59

in. Hello

5:02

Hello! This is the actor

5:05

Ted Danson. Is

5:08

everything okay? Hi! Mister.

5:11

Mister Denson Hello! Oh all

5:13

right there you are a

5:15

success at Blizzard Place. Com

5:17

it Ted! Ted Ted Ted

5:19

Ted Thank you for calling test

5:21

their welcome. This: I think there's

5:23

some trouble on the line of

5:25

course, unless you're hung up on

5:27

me. That you hang up on

5:30

me. No. No, No, No, No,

5:32

of course not. The of course that I mean.

5:35

Why? Would you hang up on me? Yeah,

5:38

what? Why would I hung up on you? Well

5:40

actually you know, unless you're a bit. Worried

5:42

about me? But. He said

5:44

i mean you and I. We've.

5:47

Got a little that to settle.way. Oh

5:50

oh oh there's I mean. he. of

5:52

course. I mean, subsoil is so small

5:54

it actually slipped my mind. And tiny

5:56

that that is in significance moon. Into

6:01

said small small amount you. Owe.

6:04

So like. What? Effect: Like four

6:06

hundred and sixty million tons of grain.

6:08

Small. That kind of small is it

6:10

is. it. Is yeah

6:13

that much? Yeah, it is. Yes,

6:15

One Hundred. His name is rising.

6:17

Yes, it is. Don't interrupt me

6:19

again and it's rising with interest.

6:22

And. Sure, if ya, that's a small amount of

6:24

grain for someone like me. But for you, The.

6:27

Likes of you. Is

6:29

potentially catastrophic. Rice.

6:32

Catastrophic is the would you choose? Yes,

6:34

I would. Say

6:37

it's just a people who

6:39

don't pay me back my

6:41

gray gray start to experience

6:43

things may they're gonna plagued

6:45

by dogs everywhere they go

6:48

or followed by a constant

6:50

sound of ringing bells. Or.

6:53

Suddenly they can never find

6:55

a parking space when they

6:57

go to the store. or

6:59

maybe their house is on

7:01

fire. Looks

7:03

the thing is ted these debts to

7:05

do good the going to is not

7:07

are only dance okay like we also

7:09

for example oh point of Euros to

7:11

the government dystonia you know at maybe

7:13

I should let you in I'm a

7:15

secret I. I. Am.

7:18

The government of a stout many

7:20

vs really and and other places

7:22

for example Porto Rico. Look, I'm

7:25

I'm I'm not an unreasonable man.

7:27

I have a lot of good

7:29

will for you and your your.

7:32

Port Podcast It's beef

7:35

Beef Beef Beef. Beef.

7:39

Lists. I I don't watch it. Be

7:41

saddled with all this Graeme death for

7:43

the rest of your life. Release him.

7:46

Use. Against the grain Did. I'm.

7:48

Sorry say that again. You forgive the

7:50

green desk. Should

7:56

I thought she said no, no, no,

7:58

no. Actually, you happen to. The end

8:00

of his podcast. To return all

8:03

four hundred and sixty million times

8:05

to one of my grain silos

8:07

and California. Ted. Please.

8:10

Spouse yeah. Listen, listen, listen

8:12

to be some You are

8:14

making me. Emotional.

8:17

And one when I

8:19

get emotional, I start

8:21

ringing my. Well. And

8:24

you don't want that to

8:26

happen. Trust me. Ring my

8:28

bell and reading my clothes.

8:30

Not the crows tied for

8:33

god's sake Mark. Cross and you

8:35

know what to do with. My.

8:49

We don't think. I think

8:51

he's going to boot on my hands. With.

9:01

We. Don't listen to a to said. We. Got

9:03

less than an hour to come up with four hundred

9:05

and sixty million tons of grain. Hum is going

9:07

to you have. Come

9:10

when you have some. Kind.

9:18

Okay, So.

9:21

Last month easy palm and lifted. It's

9:23

been on the east coast east in

9:26

cosmetic dentistry. Vancouver.

9:31

Or heard from airplane mode. Hammer!

9:35

Hi this is Melanie. How. Many

9:39

I'm not. Know his music

9:41

is a few key know. Everything

9:43

is but he.done Ted Danson, kidnap mates

9:46

and twenty twenty one have been living

9:48

is crawl space in the floorboards ever

9:50

since it's T V urged me mad

9:53

be with handsome. Traps And now I

9:55

thought that out Money's this is true

9:57

You pulling my leg plugins, the Dc.

10:00

The i'm responsible for your brain dead. It's

10:02

all he whole is about. Hollered around day

10:04

and night. please I beg you to see

10:06

the terrorists wanted was for your p All

10:08

posts have a two weeks with everyone say

10:10

the to The advice. Was a source of with that

10:12

would that was it that was an admin Brooklyn like. I said it's

10:14

a it's a male audio hotmail and of either. I did

10:16

get a job I didn't get us back so I'm pretty

10:19

sure you did receive. It hung on. See using

10:21

the you're you're. You're living

10:23

under Ted Danson. Small boobs, built.

10:25

By choice, not by choice. Saboteurs My

10:27

mother? Yeah, you know I did. Dakota

10:29

places Ensign can build with time as

10:31

sad as that en este which we

10:33

both know he has. Moon him of series

10:35

this but not be some sort. Of print do you

10:38

think this is fully to do understand the

10:40

color life I've been live in Sderot. Underground

10:42

passage is the like of which have ever

10:44

seen. It's that the libraries there's so many

10:46

books are none of them have dated. A

10:48

jittery raised to be says know they're organized

10:50

by he's. Movies is this is real

10:53

We have to get to the have

10:55

you tried to escape other try to escape.

10:57

Civil Rights down here is the size a

10:59

whole set up? yes of train so must

11:01

the answer to my cold of Betty. Do

11:03

not many to the heat bay and me

11:06

tell you that made me weird. Movie.

11:08

Do I mean to kill me? To call the

11:10

police? would with the help of for goodness. Sake!

11:12

Told police he says call

11:15

the police wake up sunshine

11:17

It's done. Since the police

11:19

the police state the ambulance

11:21

ccs Bloody Alexa these. I've.

11:24

Heard the coals when he says he

11:26

will Ring is great dog. Dallas zoo

11:29

has to listen thought if not empty

11:31

threats. but if the whole have done

11:33

some sounds we are all terrorists. Movie

11:35

he mentioned them. Setting.

11:37

His crows on me was. Was. That

11:39

an empty threat was that was present bravado. Think.

11:42

That the cruise the ready. Oh.

11:45

No. He's been talked

11:47

about those crows of for years I

11:49

never thought we'd actually do. Is this

11:51

you don't study thought ordinary crows stars.

11:53

biggest houses. they're anger is. Fair.

11:55

That the mods are all different colors I

11:57

mean a beautiful that they will protect you.

12:00

The trouble is not less to tag. Oh

12:03

gosh, he's coming. I can hear

12:05

his foot. she's got. Please I

12:07

beg of you. Just read a

12:09

script. A debt. Repay that debt

12:11

Said. Okay,

12:15

but that was movie hum cats.

12:18

Who is for a superior? Those are:

12:20

Pr person. Hope

12:23

he's okay. So

12:25

saying so. Last month, Uk Parliament

12:27

listed expand on these kinds teeth and

12:30

cosmetic dentistry at long last. So I

12:32

spoke to someone who's at the

12:34

hands of the movement to legalize it.

12:36

The dentist Richard Gibbons. Hello

12:42

My name is Richard Gibbons and I'm

12:45

a dentist. Richards. Thank

12:47

you So we can be on the show this

12:49

think of by asking you. Why

12:51

dentistry what got you interested in the

12:53

first place? I suppose it's some. the

12:56

on my strong suit rarely as the smile.

12:59

I. Think you can tell everything about somebody

13:01

just by looking at mess. Now what

13:03

they're thinking: What? They've been through. Especially

13:06

what they've been through is a punch in the mouth.

13:08

Absolutely. And that you're getting excited now

13:10

because of course that that is my

13:13

bread and butter. I live, I live

13:15

for Us Reconstruction. Reconstruction

13:17

of a pumps mouse. Now

13:19

add the reason you're on the so today is

13:21

because in that situation where someone comes in having

13:23

may be taken the cricket bats of the face

13:25

torah a shot put it happens, We've seen it

13:27

happen. Yeah, well. I didn't say it happened,

13:29

but I've seen the results of. What? Happened and

13:31

been destroyed. Go and was. That was the worst

13:34

thing. Even seem lords and someone songs. Oh

13:36

My. Word. I. Think it

13:38

would have to be twelve

13:40

bowling balls. Somebody got that.

13:42

Tides.in the automatic returning mechanism

13:44

and a bowling alley. and

13:47

they didn't get free until.

13:49

Twelve. People had. Both.

13:51

Their frames. And

13:53

so it was. Repeat His. Trauma

13:55

to the exact same area. And My.

13:58

God. It

14:00

was like Cams. And

14:02

have you ever dropped a microwave ready meal on

14:04

to a supermarket floor? And.

14:08

Anyway, anyway, Yes,

14:10

Anyway, well the reason I wanted to talk

14:12

to you riches. Was. Because when

14:15

you are reconstructing these faces the been

14:17

hit with a budding built of times.

14:19

The reasonable getting the incredible results is

14:22

that you're using. Counties.

14:24

That. Is correct yes which has been

14:27

illegal until last month of finally the

14:29

bill went through parliament. Are you instrumental

14:31

in the campaign to out to get

14:33

the the ban on time teeth in

14:35

dentistry repealed for stock? I say congratulations

14:37

thank you very much Since been hard

14:39

for campaign and ah I'm just thrilled

14:42

that in the end the right side

14:44

won the rice I did when but

14:46

not before you had to do some

14:48

time in in prison. That's

14:50

true. I did. I did, but I don't regret a

14:52

moment of it. Does. All was wrong.

14:55

I. And in the end I was

14:57

vindicated. I believe the law disagrees, but

14:59

I believe I now have. Eighteen.

15:01

Months in lieu. For a few

15:03

to crime because the law has now

15:06

been changed and so I would not

15:08

have gone to prison for fitting cows

15:10

teeth into a human mouth. and so

15:12

it's It's very exciting opportunity now that

15:15

I can, I can continue to practice

15:17

or without going to prison every single

15:19

time. But also the know you've got

15:21

the eighteen months in the back pocket.

15:24

See Absolutely one of you want. But

15:26

not whatever I want a crime up to.

15:29

Eighteen. Months or several crimes, several small

15:31

did misdemeanors adding up to eighteen months and

15:33

I saw package you know a nice yeah

15:36

I was. If I get bored and fancy

15:38

bit of shoplifting then I know uncovered and

15:40

so of appointed he starts experimenting with animal

15:42

teeth of see the ban has been in

15:45

places the Victorian time sir at any time

15:47

you doing this you are doing this illegally

15:49

at the time. Technically.

15:51

We found workarounds. I mean,

15:53

if you can find the

15:55

animal teeth in an antique

15:57

shop or charity shop. They're

16:00

fair game. So I experimented with

16:02

a lot of ivory pianos in

16:04

the early days. or you can

16:07

actually find a lot of monkey

16:09

teeth necklaces if you know where

16:11

to look on E Bay and

16:13

these worms. Bet. An impulsive

16:15

and I have to admit, but they

16:17

weren't They weren't not adequate for what

16:19

I. Had imagined what I

16:21

dreamt of during the campaign. One of

16:23

the things that snacks and that people were

16:26

surprised by think was the fact that

16:28

you claim that at as any one

16:30

time over seventy five percent of Hollywood

16:32

actors have cows teeth rather than human teeth.

16:35

And. That your point was that? really? We've.

16:37

Got used to that look mow. Through.

16:39

Hollywood through popular culture in the same way

16:41

that you know we know the in Hollywood

16:44

films. In the majority of close ups

16:46

on an actress, his eyes. They'll. Swapping

16:48

a i. That's

16:50

rest for those close up shots and

16:52

that really. What we think of as

16:54

being a beetle might have teeth a is is

16:57

cause these isn't true Seventy five percent. I

16:59

think it's probably about seventy five percent.

17:01

I mean that Hollywood has been doing

17:03

this in secret for quite some time

17:05

because of course on your look as

17:07

a Hollywood Stars and arms race isn't

17:09

it. You. Fight anyway you

17:12

can for that into to get

17:14

ahead of your competitors. and South's

17:16

cows teeth actually started to see

17:18

pins in the Hollywood look. I.

17:21

Think as early as Nineteen Sixty Seven,

17:23

Sixty Eighth Highest Ones. I mean, they

17:25

won the what we can do now

17:28

of course, but they have a quality

17:30

to them that sparkles. and they are

17:32

slightly larger than human teeth And so

17:34

it draws the eye without the spectator

17:37

necessarily knowing why. And it means that

17:39

the the smile is enlarge it and

17:41

we all know that. Look at it

17:44

so it's a wonderful look. Butts.

17:47

There. Are reports of Ferris

17:49

People, actors and known actors.

17:53

Undergoing procedures were. May.

17:55

Be the person installing the teeth is a

17:58

qualified dentist as may be. Their

18:00

dad. Who. Has just bought

18:02

a new drill and will surprise out. Have

18:04

you seen evidence of this? I have some

18:07

I've so have seen the results and I'm. I'm

18:10

I'm afraid to amongst would be hollywood

18:12

actors. It's particularly common people who who

18:14

want to try and look the way

18:17

but they they're not quite a commanding

18:19

the salaries of that other other actors

18:21

yet using a lot of bias daytime

18:24

tv actors you can see the yes

18:26

they are Cowards east they'll be third

18:28

or fourth hands. who knows who's mouth

18:30

they've been in Many of them went

18:33

through Val Kilmer at one time but.

18:35

They. They won't have been. Correctly.

18:39

Implanted. And it does

18:41

give a haunting look. He

18:43

mentioned that people. Installing.

18:46

T said previously been used by Val

18:48

Kilmer. That's another practice the people of

18:51

Questions about does have a big trade

18:53

now in teeth of formerly been in

18:55

a Hollywood actor. In. You practice

18:57

if he's in a whip that

18:59

the teeth of an A Lister

19:01

would you do those Cc selling

19:03

them on? While I wouldn't know

19:06

anything about that, I mean certainly

19:08

we don't earn a profits from

19:10

the waist it I am. I

19:12

have heard rumors that it happens

19:14

in other practices. yes, that that

19:16

is quite a high markup on

19:18

actors teeth. because the rumor is.

19:20

of course that's these days. I.

19:22

Think it's some Johnny Knoxville from

19:24

Jackass Rise of The He's no

19:26

stranger to get his teeth knocked

19:29

out. His current set of teeth

19:31

Are Billy's aims? original taste? From.

19:33

Before he got his counties. What?

19:35

I'm I mean that's interesting, just

19:37

I'd heard that Billy Zane first

19:39

set of cow teeth. At

19:42

the Silly and Billy Zane

19:44

original Teeth. Pre. Titanic was

19:46

holding a probably talking Samsung when

19:48

he had his original tastes are

19:51

actually been lost to history. Right

19:53

on that day they they've gone missing. The

19:55

raw collectors. Who who would be able to

19:58

tell you this stuff like the rod, the

20:00

raw data bases, sourcing, who's teeth go way.

20:03

More. After this. Bruce

20:10

Springsteen this coming to Cardiff which is the city

20:12

where I live. The. Summer I'd

20:14

like to see him. But. When it

20:17

comes concerts, I'm one of these people. that sort of. I.

20:19

Was find that the happening after they've sold out summer

20:21

to know me and I will. The tickets are gone.

20:24

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20:26

buy tickets for something about you need to like

20:28

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20:30

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Where are we with Green Situation? Have you made

21:17

a dent in the phone And sixty million tons.

21:27

Of gray. Zone

21:29

A seed claimed. Was.

21:40

A guy yeah am. How many million tons of

21:42

bird seed grain do we have? A

21:48

God Oh God this will be done. Some. Oh

21:50

gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta top. Spot.

21:55

Hello! Hello!

21:58

This is a actor today. Hanson,

22:01

how are things going? How are

22:03

they coming along? Ted, look, we've

22:05

had a look and we've found a packet of

22:07

birdseed at the back of a cupboard. It's opened,

22:09

but it's mostly full. What? That

22:12

is not good enough, my friend! I need

22:14

that grain. The loaves must

22:16

be made. The loaves must

22:19

be made today. What part

22:21

of this aren't you understanding?

22:23

Ted, listen, I've given it some thought

22:25

and I don't think it's feasible or even fair for

22:28

you to ask me to get you several hundred tons

22:30

of grain. I am ringing

22:32

my bell. Now, do

22:34

you hear that? Do you hear that? Listen

22:37

to that low and

22:39

foreboding bell. Come

22:41

on, Ted. For God's sake, it's not fair. I

22:44

will plow your studio! Please

22:46

don't plow my studio, Ted.

22:49

You've got 10 minutes and

22:52

then I plow your studio! I've

22:58

got a certain gym I said, God, how are you? Kyla,

23:01

what is wrong with you? Were you not listening to

23:03

that? Yeah, I was. I loved it every second of

23:05

it. That was the most threatening phone call I've ever

23:07

received and I once played a gangster in a stage

23:09

production of Taken. You're so

23:11

cool without even trying. You

23:13

know? Kyla, can you go and

23:15

find some grain, please? We've got like 10 minutes.

23:18

No, fine. I'll have a little, little, look around

23:20

and see if any comes up. I don't think

23:22

it's very likely, but I'm going to

23:24

let you go. Oh, what now?

23:28

Hello? Oh, the

23:30

bell! The bell is tolling!

23:32

Oh my God, please, please tell me

23:34

you repaid him. Why would the bell

23:37

sound? Why can I hear it echoing

23:39

through the chambers of Danson? Please tell

23:41

me, tell me it's paid! Malini,

23:44

sorry. Well, no, we haven't

23:46

yet paid the grain debt. And

23:48

yes, Danson did tell me that he was ringing

23:50

his bell. When he was

23:52

threatening the bell, it certainly sounded threatening. When he was

23:55

ringing the bell, I mean, it was

23:57

fine, to be honest. Yeah,

24:00

he sounds angry. You don't know what

24:02

you've done, nor have you done. You

24:04

can't see what I see, the great

24:06

statues begin to move. Oh

24:09

God, the golden pools, full of

24:11

fish, their cows' teeth gnashing, it's

24:13

a splashy, gnashy chorus where I

24:15

am. Oh, the bell,

24:18

please, it sounds in my eyes,

24:20

in my brain. It's too

24:22

late, it comes, it

24:24

comes. Melanie,

24:27

is everything okay? Look,

24:30

um... Oh God, the

24:32

great telling, the solophones

24:34

of hell, the chorus

24:37

begins. The oboe, the

24:39

drenched oboe, you don't understand what

24:41

you have awoken in this day.

24:44

The music of the dams, he is

24:46

coming and there's nothing to be done.

24:49

Melanie, look, we are trying our best to

24:51

source some grain. It may

24:53

not be the 460 million terms that he wants,

24:55

but I think we can offer him something and

24:57

hopefully that will do something for you and for

25:00

him. There's nothing left. I

25:02

look down upon my cursed hands as

25:04

they turn to corn. I

25:07

become him, he becomes me.

25:10

I am Danson, Danson is this.

25:13

I love you, Danson. Let

25:15

me become a statue in your army. Put

25:18

me to work. Master,

25:21

let me destroy the beef and

25:23

dairy network. Oh come on

25:25

Melanie, for God's sake. March,

25:28

we must march for Danson. I

25:34

mean, come on. Um,

25:36

sorry about that. I

25:40

guess it's time to go back to my

25:42

big interview with dentist Richard Gibbons. On

25:45

the network website, we asked network members to submit

25:47

their questions for Richard and I put some of

25:50

them to him. Starting with this

25:52

question from Freddy in Glasgow, who writes,

25:54

Hello Richard, I would like to get

25:56

a huge pair of clumping cows teeth

25:58

put in my face. but

26:00

I'm scared of the procedure. Can you explain

26:02

it to me? Absolutely.

26:05

Well, for starters, you have all the time

26:07

in the world. Okay? We are there

26:10

for you. And so you'll come

26:12

in, you'll have a cup of tea,

26:14

a cup of coffee. We'll talk everything

26:16

through with you, any concerns you might

26:18

have. And then

26:20

it's full anesthesia. You'll

26:23

be out cold, at which

26:25

point we will remove the skin

26:27

from your lower jaw, delicately

26:30

putting it in little piles on

26:32

either side, so it'll fold right

26:34

back. The jaw is then removed

26:36

entirely and rinsed. We

26:39

will then take out

26:41

the teeth from the bottom jaw, whilst my

26:43

assistant will do the teeth that are still

26:45

left in your head. And

26:48

that's when we start adding

26:51

in the cow teeth. Now,

26:53

the jaw is done first, because

26:56

it's actually slightly more delicate, adding in

26:58

the top row of teeth, as

27:01

we're so close to your brain. The

27:04

procedure involves drills and ratchets,

27:06

and the lower jaw is

27:08

placed back in, the muscle is

27:11

re-knitted around the jaw, the

27:13

skin is replaced, and then

27:15

it is sewn up just

27:18

under the earlobes. The

27:20

whole thing disappears into

27:23

just behind the ear. And if you don't have earlobes,

27:25

that's fine, we can make some for you. And

27:28

that's it. You will then wear a bandage

27:30

around the lower half of your face for

27:32

6 to

27:34

18 weeks, depending on how fast you heal.

27:37

But we insist we are there when

27:39

the bandages are removed, because

27:43

we like to see the effects of our handiwork just

27:46

in case, the rare cases where something's gone

27:48

wrong. We really need to take that

27:50

mirror off you very fast. Other

27:52

questions we've had from our listeners ahead of

27:55

this interview. This one from Chloe

27:57

in Durham. Is it true that gassing is a

27:59

bad thing? a cow teeth mean

28:02

that it'll affect your accent and you can start

28:04

sounding a bit Spanish? A

28:07

little bit Spanish. I mean, if you

28:09

want to sound Spanish, I wouldn't recommend

28:11

the procedure. It's not guaranteed. But you

28:14

might start to sound a little

28:16

bit, not Latin American, mainland Spanish.

28:18

We talked through that in the

28:21

teas and seas before, usually. But

28:23

most people have no problem with that. I guess

28:26

there's a certain kind of Latin romance

28:28

that comes with the accent. And maybe

28:31

when paired with those beautiful cow teeth,

28:34

that's creating a pretty irresistible package.

28:37

I think so. I can see

28:39

why so many people have

28:42

been enchanted by this

28:44

latest trend. I'm just

28:46

along for the ride. I don't push this

28:48

on anyone who isn't ready for

28:52

the cow smile. But my

28:55

God, it's intoxicating when you look at it. Well,

28:58

Richard Gibbons, thank you so much for talking with me today

29:01

and taking time out of what

29:03

must be a busy schedule. I assume you've got

29:05

a procedure this afternoon. Yes. My

29:07

assistant is just talking through the teas and seas

29:10

with Keir Starmer, who is having a precious lunch.

29:12

So fingers crossed it

29:15

clinches it for him. Yes. Well, best

29:18

of luck to you and to Keir.

29:21

Thanks for taking with us today. Absolute

29:23

pleasure. Thank you. And Richard,

29:25

final question. Do you yourself have cow

29:27

teeth? Absolutely not, no.

29:34

A big thank you to dentist Gibbons for

29:36

that interview, which brings us to the end

29:38

of the show. Kyla. Yes.

29:42

You haven't managed to get hold of 460 million tonnes

29:44

of grain of you in the last few minutes. No,

29:47

sorry. I did find

29:49

a cereal bar in my handbag. And

29:53

It's got eight weeks. Chalk To

29:55

teach you how to find milk.

30:04

Great. Okay, Well.

30:06

I better ring Ted Danson. And.

30:09

Let him know that's. Become

30:11

paying back. I feel like a

30:14

man walking to the gallows. Season.

30:17

Or she can apply to the studio. Is he. Ah

30:21

ems! Try to put

30:23

me through. Hello

30:30

This is the actor tap dancer hi

30:32

Ted. This

30:34

unless. get this over with. I

30:36

haven't got your grain. And. And

30:39

moreover, I don't think

30:41

I'm ever likely to. I'm sorry. For

30:46

well, I appreciate

30:48

your candor. Hey

30:51

what's up? So we can come to

30:53

some sort of a range. Many

30:56

more kind of arrangements, I assume.

30:59

This. Podcast of yours is

31:01

listen to buy several tens

31:03

of millions of people get

31:06

yeah Good Okay well I

31:08

can extend your brain long

31:10

for oh I dunno I

31:13

year as long as you

31:15

allow me to use your

31:17

platform to advertise my new

31:19

venture that Ted Danson Grain

31:22

Bank of America. Is

31:28

money a little tight right now. Having

31:31

trouble keeping food on the table. Union

31:34

has damson greens and of

31:37

America do you know how

31:39

much draw green the average

31:42

American family owns? Not. Only.

31:48

One our sorrows and green

31:50

from one of our friendly

31:52

silos. When needed help or bell

31:54

south we spoke to the Taliban's ingrained

31:57

Bank of America and then we got

31:59

all the. Really? I

32:01

think it's barley. It's not help that

32:04

all. And our house is

32:06

plagued by mass. And. They've attracted

32:08

all these cats. And they have

32:10

attracted walls. Oh. God there's a

32:13

low status man is where all divorce

32:15

you have you don't at least try

32:17

to get that wealth. Strangle

32:21

it. Right now

32:23

it's gone bad as things as

32:25

take the wheel. Or better

32:27

yet, take the was. Or

32:29

perhaps inside the bar late.

32:32

Game you future with Green

32:34

Replete with over a currency

32:36

without government interference? A currency

32:39

you rather have her and

32:41

see you can lead to?

32:44

Let me too I'm is.

32:47

Just say give me. Here's

32:49

the. Man himself in. The

32:52

actor it's head games and. I

33:03

have a vision for the future.

33:07

He's Graeme a tiny

33:10

centre. Ville

33:12

who the power of the sauce.

33:16

In I will have the

33:19

drain in my have. Been

33:22

I will have this

33:24

some in my ham

33:26

and I move. Lord

33:31

of. The sauce.

33:42

Then I will see. No.

33:47

I first saw. I

33:53

first saw. If

34:09

you're hearing more and more to

34:11

buy into a future you can

34:13

trust fund go to W W

34:15

W.had stamps and strain Bank of

34:17

America does it surprise you can

34:20

meet. That. Tat.

34:33

Tat. I

34:36

think he's gone. So.

34:39

I guess that so we've got time for

34:41

this month if you're often more beef and

34:43

dairy, Nice get it. Was the website now

34:45

we can find all the usual stuff as

34:47

well as our off topic section. For this

34:49

month we run down how to represent yourself

34:51

in Caught Using song. So.

34:54

Until next time.

34:56

Besides. Thanks

35:07

to Linnaeus Age, Susan Harrison, David Read

35:09

and such a Hudson Mark to read,

35:12

Ski and Ted Danson and Ted has

35:14

his own podcast starting soon and he

35:16

told me a little bit about it.

35:19

Said. Thank you Search for doing

35:21

that. I believe you have your

35:23

own podcast. Cameo Soon be? Yes

35:25

indeed! Yeah, I'm my dear friend

35:28

of many years. Woody Harrelson and

35:30

I got together and father be

35:32

fun to reminisce about our friendship

35:34

of many years ago for from

35:36

you know based around Cheers and

35:39

then introduce each other to the

35:41

friends we've made in the past

35:43

thirty years. To

35:45

each other and it's calls where

35:47

everybody knows your name with. ted

35:50

danson and woody harrelson parentheses

35:52

some thank you for plugging

35:54

the show it's comes out

35:56

may first where everybody knows

35:58

your name with Ted Danson

36:00

and Woody Harrelson sometimes. Sounds

36:02

good. I mean, my message

36:05

is, don't listen to my podcast, listen to Ted's podcast.

36:07

Whoop, whoop, whoop. Wait, wait. That's

36:09

code for your listeners. I can tell, you're

36:11

doing code. There's room for both our podcasts

36:14

in the world, isn't there, Ted? That's the

36:16

thing. Yes, indeed. Thank you. Thanks for plugging

36:18

it. Hey, when you listen to podcasts,

36:20

it really just comes down to whether

36:22

or not you like the sound of

36:24

everyone's voices. My voice is one of

36:26

the sounds you'll hear on the podcast

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36:33

Firestone. This is a podcast where

36:35

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36:37

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36:39

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36:41

So that is basically the concept of

36:44

the show. Pretty chill. So take

36:46

it or leave it, bucko. And here's

36:48

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36:50

say. It's funny, wholesome, and it never

36:52

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36:54

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36:56

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