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Call the media.
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Yes, I don't know. I mean, I guess
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it depends on what you consider to be
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murder. Like, I don't really think it was
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murder because, you know, I
0:14
was I was pretty wasted. So like, I feel
0:16
like that is a mitigating factor. Oh, my God,
0:18
we're recording. Yeah. Hey,
0:21
sorry. This was a podcast. Well, this was
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not a podcast. I didn't realize we were
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recording. I was just talking to Matt Lieb
0:27
about our weekend on Sesame Street. Yeah.
0:30
Mine was also good on Sesame Street.
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And yes, you're right on Sesame Street.
0:35
Yes. Well, legal analysts are split on
0:37
whether or not the
0:39
Sesame Street weekend we had was
0:41
legal or not. Yeah.
0:43
Yeah. And it's I think what's most important to note
0:46
is that Big Bird is up in a farm in
0:49
the country now and he's doing great. He's
0:51
fine. He's fine. Good. Now,
0:53
he should look into like the
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will that that is totally legitimate that will be
0:58
found in this house anyway. Matt,
1:01
we're still in our Burton Ernie bed
1:03
reading her bedtime story. A two hour
1:05
bedtime story. Yeah. Two hour lovely story.
1:08
What? Wait, I have an
1:10
important question. And I feel like
1:12
Matt would give a fantastic answer to this
1:15
question. Which fictional TV character would
1:17
you let defend you in court? Oh,
1:20
God. I mean, the obvious one is
1:22
Fogg Horn, like Horn, because he already
1:24
sounds like a rooster lawyer. Sure.
1:28
But if I had to go, does
1:30
it have to be a cartoon? No, no,
1:32
no, no, no. I think I think I think it's
1:34
just fictional. So just I know who I'm picking. So
1:36
it could be, you know, from from
1:39
other shows that I mean, you
1:41
could pod yourself the gun or pod yourself
1:44
the wire. Where where where? Yeah,
1:46
I think I already chose Fogg Horn, Lake
1:48
Horn. But if I had to choose someone
1:50
from, you know, a live action television show,
1:54
I don't know, I feel like fucking
1:57
I think the good doctor would be pretty good at it. Okay,
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okay. See me, I'm
2:03
picking my cousin Vinny. Sure.
2:05
Largely because I would like to meet
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Marissa Tomei. Oh yeah, that would be
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sick. I'd be like put me in
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jail, I don't give a shit. He will get me out of
2:15
this murder rap that I
2:17
shouldn't catch for whatever happened to Big Bird,
2:19
which I'm not responsible for. Doesn't matter what
2:21
happened to Big Bird. The point is, we're
2:23
going to be fine. We're going
2:26
to be fine. Big Bird is still
2:28
alive. I do kind of
2:30
want to see. This
2:32
is adjacent to Sesame Street. But I do
2:34
feel like right after my cousin Vinny, they
2:37
could have done a sequel, but where the
2:39
rest of the cast are Muppets. That
2:42
would have been a great movie. They could
2:44
have done that for a lot of things.
2:46
I feel like the original could have had
2:48
Muppets in it and it worked out pretty
2:50
well. There's not really many movies out there
2:52
that couldn't also work being a combination live
2:55
action Muppet movie. Godfather.
2:59
The pianist. Sure. Oh yeah,
3:01
definitely the pianist. Captain Corelli's Mandolin for
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Pierre de Coubertin was the Jesus Christ
6:00
of the Olympics and kind of
6:02
was Henri de Ballet-Lettour was the
6:04
Apostle Paul. We mentioned him in
6:06
the last episode. This is kind
6:08
of the guy, Cubertin, when
6:10
he gets too old Henri is the dude
6:12
who kind of follows him as the king
6:15
of the Olympics, you might say. That's not
6:17
what they call it, but that's what I'm
6:20
going to call it because Henri de Ballet-Lettour
6:22
was a Belgian aristocrat. His father was a
6:24
Count and former governor of Antwerp, which of
6:26
all the parts of Belgium is certainly one
6:28
of them. He had been elected
6:31
de Cubertin's successor as president of the Olympics in 1925
6:33
and as the 1930s
6:35
dawned his primary claim to fame was that in 1928 he
6:37
had tried to ban women from
6:40
the Olympics. Hell yeah. That's Ballet-Lettour.
6:47
Things are too easy for broads in 1928. No,
6:49
this is going to be men only from
6:51
1928 onward, all dudes. I
6:55
just want to see men in tight
6:57
spandex dancing, dancing. I would like
7:00
to see a man do what Simone Biles
7:02
does. Yeah, listen. You can't. You
7:05
literally can't because she is one of one. Thank
7:07
you so much. Okay, but if I
7:10
try hard enough, I could probably
7:12
do those flips. Yes.
7:14
That is what I saw the first time I
7:16
met you is you have a real Simone Biles
7:18
energy to the microphone. Absolutely. I'm limber and I'm
7:20
fun. That's right. That's right. And
7:25
much too tall. You know
7:27
who's not limber or fun was Henri
7:29
de Ballet-Lettour. Cool. Yeah.
7:32
Now, I learned he was a piece of
7:34
shit from the book Berlin Games by Guy
7:36
Walters. But whenever I learned some very prominent
7:38
and respected guy was actually a scumbag, I
7:40
like to take a glance at their wiki
7:42
just to see if they're like any
7:45
funny examples of editors they are trying
7:47
to diplomatically describe how much a dude
7:49
sucks, presumably while battling the horde of
7:51
bots that today's International Olympic Committee commands
7:53
to whitewash their history. And sure enough,
7:56
when I went to Henri's Wiki, I
7:58
found this. As IOC
8:00
president, he focused on preserving the
8:02
traditional ideals and integrity of the
8:04
Olympics and supporting amateur sport globally
8:07
during a time of increasing political
8:09
and commercial pressures. Despite
8:11
his antipathy towards Jews, it is
8:13
designed to exclude women from participating
8:15
in the Olympics. Oh boy. Feels
8:19
like a buried lead there. Is
8:22
that not the name of
8:24
the subsection? Antipathy,
8:26
huh? Yeah.
8:30
Well, this does give me an opportunity to
8:32
use my Netanyahu sound board that I just
8:35
invented. You're good. All right.
8:37
There we go. And here's another
8:39
one. Crazy Jews. Crazy Jews. That's
8:41
going to be popular. So,
8:44
since Belay Latour was a raging anti-Semite, that's
8:46
what, I mean, I think we could all
8:48
do that in our heads. You hear someone
8:50
described as having antipathy towards Jews. That's the
8:52
most racist man you've ever heard of. Although
8:55
not in this case because Hitler is also a part
8:57
of our story. Yeah, he's around at the same time.
9:02
Because Belay Latour, he is going to
9:04
push back on some of Hitler's discrimination
9:06
against Jewish athletes. He gets more credit
9:08
than he deserves because he is at
9:10
no point is he doing it because
9:12
it's really wrong. He's doing it because,
9:14
like, well, I know I should do
9:16
this because the Olympics is supposed to
9:18
be for everyone. And I kind of
9:20
hate these people, but all like, I
9:22
have to demand they at least pretend
9:24
not to be racist, the Nazis, against
9:26
these people that I also hate. Yeah,
9:28
yes. We have to put on a good face. You know, it's like
9:30
you need to wear a mask if you're going to
9:33
hate Jews. Come on, Hitler. Right, right. And
9:35
the problem for Belay Latour, who's again,
9:37
he's president of the IOC, which is
9:39
the International Committee. Avery Brundage
9:41
is for most his period, he's president and then
9:43
like a leading official in the
9:46
AOC, which is the American Olympic
9:48
Committee, right? And so Brundage is
9:50
like a local Olympic leader and
9:52
Belay Latour is running the whole
9:54
shebang. Right. And so Belay Latour,
9:56
Brundage desperately wants to be on
9:59
the IOC. and he is eventually going
10:01
to get on it, and later will be president of the
10:03
IOC. And he's looking, he has to make
10:05
Ballet Latour happy in
10:08
order to be able to make that jump, right? So
10:10
this is like, from a career point of view, what's
10:12
going on here. And the problem
10:14
for both Ballet Latour and Brundage is
10:16
that as soon as the Nazis get
10:19
into power, they start banning Jewish athletes
10:21
from joining sporting organizations, from using the
10:23
same sporting facilities as Aryan athletes. And
10:26
this, they don't like directly say Jews can't be
10:29
in the Olympics, but because they have made it
10:31
impossible for Jewish people to be a part
10:33
of any of the things that funnel people into
10:35
the Olympics, right? So it's a de facto ban,
10:37
right? I think there is eventually like
10:40
a straight up ban, but it starts as just sort
10:42
of like, well, we have now made it impossible for this to
10:44
happen, right? Avery Brundage, again, also
10:46
sees this as a problem, but he's also
10:48
very racist. So they're both in this position
10:50
of like, well, we have this kind of
10:53
messianic belief in the Olympics and everyone should
10:55
be capable of being in the Olympics. So
10:57
we don't like that you've made this impossible,
10:59
but we also basically agree with
11:02
why you hate the Jews. We
11:06
do think they run an international conspiracy.
11:08
We're very racist. Listen, listen,
11:10
I get where you're coming from with
11:12
the whole Jews thing, but I'm just
11:15
saying, you know, I'm
11:18
trying to square that with letting everyone
11:20
compete in sport and it's a tricky
11:22
one. It's hard. It's
11:25
such an interesting, because there's a lot of
11:27
these kinds of, you even run, when you
11:29
read through like wartime memoirs of like Americans,
11:31
there's a lot of like, like patent, pretty
11:34
racist against Jewish people. And
11:37
then like the Holocaust becomes clear. And there
11:39
are a number of folks who were like,
11:41
oh, I guess I'm not that kind of
11:43
racist. I learned something about me through this
11:45
whole experience. And isn't that what war is
11:47
all about? Right. Learning that
11:49
you're not as bad as others. Yeah.
11:54
So the Nazis being Nazis spark anger
11:56
across the rest of the world with
11:58
a chaotic series of aggressive. of Olympic
12:00
related spasms pretty much
12:03
as soon as they're in charge. Now, this goes in
12:05
a number of different directions. First off, they're just kind
12:07
of like, we don't even want to host the games.
12:09
If you guys are going to be dicks about this
12:11
whole us oppressing Jewish people thing. And then they're like,
12:13
yeah. If you guys are going
12:15
to be rude about our belief system about
12:17
how Jews are vermin, then I don't even
12:19
think we want to do this shit. Yeah.
12:23
The other thing they do, so the guy
12:25
who's the president of the German Olympic committee,
12:27
so he's like the German Avery Brundage, is
12:30
a guy named Theodor Leveld, and
12:32
he's like half Jewish. Right? And
12:34
so they try to fire him and the IOC
12:37
is like, well, you can't, right? Like then we
12:39
definitely will. And so like he's going to be,
12:41
Leveld is like in such an awkward position where
12:43
he is part Jewish. He is
12:45
actively been discriminated on in this entire
12:48
pre and during the Olympics period. He
12:50
is also the head of the German
12:52
Olympic committee still. And
12:54
it's one of those, like, I definitely know
12:56
there are definitely people at the time, like
12:58
Jewish refugees and stuff who attacked
13:01
him for being a traitor. I
13:03
also like, well, I don't know, man,
13:05
what happens to your family if you are that publicly?
13:09
Like that, I'm not going to, I don't have it
13:11
in me to judge people in
13:13
that situation. Yeah. It's a
13:15
bit tricky if you're
13:18
a German Jew at this time. You're like,
13:20
maybe we can like reason
13:23
with him. Yeah. Yeah.
13:26
It's yeah. I just don't have it in me
13:28
to come down on the guy, but it's important to understand that context
13:30
and understand that there are a lot of people who consider him a
13:32
traitor. Right? Right. The
13:35
Nazis banned Jewish athletes from competing, from using public
13:37
training facilities and from holding membership in any of
13:39
the sporting organizations that funnel competitors up to the
13:41
Olympics. This sparks outrage in the
13:43
United States and the US. We're
13:45
really interested in, it's interesting in this period
13:47
because we are as racist as we
13:50
have ever been in the 1930s. But
13:53
anytime somebody comes straight out
13:55
and makes their politics at
13:57
a national level, you can get away with that at a local
13:59
level in the South. especially, but if you
14:01
come out at a national level and
14:03
you make your politics be about racial
14:05
exclusion, Americans don't generally like that, right?
14:07
But I think in large part, not
14:09
because we're any less racist than anyone
14:12
else, but because it conflicts with the
14:14
idea Americans have of themselves and that
14:16
offends them, right? Of one day not
14:18
being racist or the idea that like,
14:20
no, we're not actually racist, because on
14:23
a national level, we're really, really polite
14:25
about segregation. As we're going to
14:27
get into, one of the awkward things about this is
14:29
that a lot of some of the people who reject
14:31
the boycott campaign in the US are
14:34
black American athletes and they have a really good
14:36
point, right? Because they're like, well, but we have
14:38
like a lot of the same laws. Like I
14:40
can't play in most of the same facilities that
14:42
like the people running the Olympics play in. Right.
14:46
Like, so why am I pissed about Germany
14:48
in particular, right? Yeah. And it's like,
14:50
well, yeah, I mean, from the position of like,
14:52
yeah, you're a black boxer in like 1935 or whatever. I
14:56
understand that argument. I certainly can't, it's kind
14:58
of like you get with them black strikebreakers during
15:00
like the coal wars where it's like, well, they
15:02
wouldn't let you be part of the union. Like,
15:05
what are you supposed to do? Right. Like
15:07
you got a family to feed. Yeah.
15:09
Yeah. Yeah. I guess in this
15:12
case, you're legally not allowed to feed your family by being good at
15:14
sports. So there is that difference. So
15:17
there's a boycott campaign that starts to consolidate
15:19
around the 1936 games as Carolyn Marvin
15:22
lies out, lays out in an article for the
15:24
Journal of American Studies telegrams,
15:26
phone calls and letters demanding an official
15:28
American reaction. Besieged Brundage is the president
15:30
of the AOC and he released a
15:32
statement giving his personal but unofficial opinion
15:34
that the IOC would not permit the
15:36
games to be held wherever there might
15:38
be interference with the fundamental Olympic theory
15:41
of equality of all races to Brundage's
15:43
irritation. This was reported as an official
15:45
challenge to German Olympic committee policy. He
15:48
had only meant to reassure the American
15:50
public upon whose Goodwill Olympic activities depended.
15:53
He explained in a letter to the nervous Dr. Leewold
15:55
facing problems of his own and fearing the defection
15:57
of the large and prestigious American team. So,
16:00
he talks when he really shouldn't have,
16:03
and it causes problems for leveled over
16:05
in Germany and, you know, leveled again
16:07
in a very tough position. Now,
16:10
back in 1930, before the Nazis were in
16:12
charge, the American Olympic Committee had sent a
16:15
guy named Gustavus Kirby to observe construction efforts
16:17
for the stadium to make sure that the
16:19
plans for the 36 Olympics
16:21
were going according to like plan.
16:24
And he was the first guy that Ballet
16:26
Lettour had Brundage trot out to fight back
16:28
against fears that the Nazis might have plans
16:30
to do some like racial violence
16:33
and thus weren't fitting Olympic hosts.
16:35
They were also worried like, are they going to start another
16:37
war, right? Is there going to be a big European war?
16:40
And so his job, by way of defending
16:42
the Olympics, Kirby has to like argue that
16:44
Germany is never going to do another war.
16:48
And here's what Kirby writes, the German
16:50
psychology is not that of deception. The
16:52
world war was not only in their
16:55
hearts, but also on their lips before
16:57
it was precipitated and that if the
16:59
rest of the world were blind, it
17:01
certainly was not because Germany had for
17:03
years been boasting. And therefore, if the present
17:05
activity were being directed toward a war like
17:07
end, we would certainly hear of it and
17:09
know of it. Yeah, I think we know
17:11
of Germany as some sort of ambitions
17:14
towards a war. Yeah.
17:17
Oh God, that's funny. Talk about whippin' it.
17:19
Yeah. Ooh. Oh,
17:22
beautiful stuff. So somehow this failed
17:24
to reassure anybody. Belay Latour, president
17:26
of the Olympics, got involved and
17:28
he wrote Avery Brundage a letter
17:30
saying, I am not personally
17:32
fond of Jews and of the Jewish
17:34
influence, but I will not have them
17:36
molested in no way whatsoever. Oh God.
17:39
Cool. I love the
17:41
middle ground of this where they're just like, listen,
17:44
I'm no fan of the international
17:46
Jew. Yeah. Right?
17:49
I think we can all agree with that. Of
17:51
course, the Nazis are right about everything except their
17:53
laws. Yeah, except the whole part where they're molesting
17:55
them. All right. Let's not
17:58
molest. It's so funny. I
18:01
mean, it's not like this is one of the worst things
18:03
that ever happens in history. And it
18:05
keeps being repeated in various forms down through the
18:07
ages. But it's very funny whenever
18:09
you read how people like talked
18:11
about this, like the attempts
18:13
to like, we would know if the Germans
18:15
wanted war. It's
18:17
like that Simpsons line, no one who's German could
18:20
be a bad man. So
18:26
Belay Latour urges Brundage to find a
18:29
way to apply pressure to the Germans,
18:31
while also acknowledging that the Jews quote,
18:33
shout before there is reason to do
18:35
so. The
18:40
good part and then just like, and I
18:42
acknowledge again that the Jew cries out
18:44
in pain before he strikes you. I
18:47
acknowledge this. Yeah. Yeah.
18:50
We've got to put pressure on the Nazis, but
18:52
also I'm really bad. Like, let me be clear
18:54
about this. I suck so hard. No, I'm just
18:56
as evil as you guys. Don't get me wrong.
18:58
You know, white power. I just don't want to
19:00
do anything about it. I just want to get
19:02
angry on Reddit about it. You know, that's me.
19:06
I got like 1488, my fucking Twitter
19:08
handle and everything. So
19:11
both Brundage and Belay Latour did strongly
19:13
disagree with the fact that the Nazis
19:15
had banned Jews from qualifying to compete
19:17
in the Olympics. And again, this isn't
19:19
because of any particular respect for human
19:21
rights, but more because of their religious
19:23
faith in the Olympics as a concept.
19:25
Right. The only people you
19:28
can exclude are professional athletes because they're fundamentally
19:30
bad people for making marks. Exactly.
19:32
They're destroying sport by feeding their
19:34
families with it. It is a
19:37
fascinating set of moral lines these
19:39
people try. So
19:42
the American Olympic Committee voted to
19:44
boycott the games of Germany didn't
19:46
reverse course and Brundage supported the
19:48
resolution initially. And it passes easily
19:50
because again, Americans don't like being
19:52
seen as racist. Right. Had
19:55
the story ended there, Brundage probably would never have made
19:57
behind the bastards. He would have been yet another guy
19:59
in the 20s, we had some shitty opinions, but
20:01
ultimately did the right thing, right? Supporting the
20:03
boycott, I would argue, was the right thing
20:05
to do. Sure, yeah. But the
20:07
IOC was very unhappy with this situation because
20:10
every person in the IOC is a wealthy
20:12
aristocrat or at least rich in the case
20:14
of the Americans, and they all thought the
20:17
Nazis were actually pretty cool. They're
20:19
all like, no, I think they're onto something,
20:21
right? There's one
20:23
guy who doesn't suck in the
20:25
fancy boys Olympic club, and it's
20:27
a Commodore Ernest Yankee, like
20:30
JHNCKE, who is the
20:33
former assistant secretary of the Navy. So there's
20:35
another guy, a general, General Sherrill, who's on
20:37
the Olympic committee, who does suck and is
20:39
basically a Nazi. But Commodore Jahnke is like,
20:41
and I'm not saying he's like woke
20:44
by whatever standards people use today, but
20:46
he's like, the Nazis are bad and
20:48
we shouldn't humor Hitler with an Olympics,
20:51
right? Like he wants this and we
20:53
shouldn't give Hitler the things that he
20:55
wants, right? Love it. Yeah.
20:58
So the Nazis want him out as a result of this.
21:00
Now they will eventually force him out. They can't do it
21:02
right away. There's like, you got to have, you got
21:04
to basically have a whole vote. He's got to do like some Emperor
21:07
Palpatine, Star Wars prequels, politics shit
21:09
to make this happen, right? Right,
21:12
right. Ballet Latour is going to be a big part of that. So
21:14
while they're waiting to be able to force
21:16
him out, Ballet Latour promises Brundage, hey,
21:19
this guy, he's either going to resign or one of
21:21
these day, one way or another, he will be out
21:23
in the near future. And if
21:26
you fix this boycott situation, his
21:28
seat will go to you, right? And that's
21:30
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21:33
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21:35
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so we're back. So I want
26:01
to read a quote from Guy Walters
26:03
describing kind of the conundrum that Avery
26:06
Brundage is faced with. Well, Brundage knew
26:08
that if he wanted to succeed him,
26:10
Jonky, he would have to do exactly
26:12
as the president and the vice president
26:14
wished. With the two men looking benevolently
26:16
on Germany, Brundage decided that he would
26:18
change his opinion to coincide with theirs.
26:20
It was nothing more than toadying. From
26:22
this moment on, Brundage would do everything
26:24
in his power to ensure that his
26:26
masters were satisfied, and the best way
26:28
he could do that was to
26:30
ensure American participation at Berlin. Had
26:33
Brundage not been so personally ambitious, then
26:36
a boycott would have been, if not inevitable,
26:38
certainly more likely. Nevertheless, the road to Berlin
26:40
was long and it was to be heavy
26:42
going. Brundage's first task was
26:45
to go to Germany at the behest of
26:47
the American Olympic Association, a decision that had
26:49
been taken in February. So
26:52
he's going to go to Germany and he's
26:55
going to be assured that ... He's going to
26:57
take a little tour. Yeah. It's
26:59
all good. Everything in Germany is all
27:01
good. Everyone is chill and
27:04
don't worry about any future wars.
27:06
That's just Jewish propaganda. Right, right.
27:09
Our streets are filled with marching
27:11
soldiers. Don't worry about it. No,
27:13
they're just ... We just like
27:15
doing fucking heel to toe walking.
27:18
Okay? We like uniforms. Who
27:20
doesn't? We're race walking. We're
27:22
race walking just like you. Different
27:24
kind of race walking. It's
27:26
a master race walking, but it's still ...
27:29
We're into it. We're just like you, bro.
27:32
We're just like you guys. It
27:34
was obvious from the jump that Brundage would
27:36
approve entirely of the German efforts. Before he
27:38
left, he wrote this in an article for
27:40
Olympic News. The German committee is
27:42
making every effort to provide the finest facilities
27:45
and plans to reproduce the Los Angeles Olympic
27:47
Village. We should see in the youth of
27:49
Berlin the forebears of a race of free,
27:51
independent thinkers, accustomed to the democracy of
27:54
sport, a race disdainful of sharp practice,
27:56
tolerant of the rights of others, and
27:58
practicing the golden rule. because it believes
28:00
in it. Yes. That's
28:03
how it would describe 1936 Germans. Tolerance
28:06
of the rights of others. That
28:09
sounds like the Germany I know and have
28:11
read about in history books. People
28:14
can't stop talking about how much they love
28:16
an independent Poland. It's the only thing on
28:18
their lips. It's all, you
28:20
can't walk down their fucking street without someone
28:22
to be like, you know Polish independence is
28:24
great. Great, such a fan of
28:26
their being, because there was one less flag
28:29
in Europe before Polish independence and I like it.
28:31
I like it. It's good to have another one. That's
28:33
nice. If there's one thing we can all
28:35
agree on here in Germany, is that we
28:37
have enough space for everyone. Yeah. So
28:42
I'm gonna give as
28:44
much detail as I have on the trip Avery
28:46
took, but I wanna actually first read you a
28:48
summary of the whole trip by Oliver Hilmes in
28:50
his book, Berlin, 1936, which
28:53
I like less than Guy's book, but I
28:55
appreciated this passage. Brundage stayed in
28:57
the capital of the Third Reich for six
28:59
days, inspecting construction on the Olympic stadium and
29:01
other facilities, visiting a number of museums and
29:04
generally enjoying life. He had little time left
29:06
over for meeting representatives of Jewish athletics. When
29:08
they told him that Jews were no longer
29:10
allowed to join German sports clubs, he replied,
29:13
in my club in Chicago, Jews are not
29:15
permitted either. Sick. Great.
29:19
Great. Cool. I
29:22
mean, that's not a bad point
29:24
vis-a-vis the United States. Sure. I'm
29:26
not gonna say on this, but it's a bad point for you to
29:28
make. Yeah, yeah. It's like,
29:31
hey, you know, listen, we also
29:33
don't allow Jews here, so do
29:35
what you need to do. Who am I? I'm racist
29:38
as hell. So who's to say the Nazis are bad?
29:40
Yeah, who am I to try to change any of
29:42
this shit? So
29:44
now I'm gonna give you the full story of his
29:46
visit to Germany. I just really found that paragraph funny.
29:50
On his way to Germany, before he actually
29:52
gets there for the trip, Brundage stops at
29:54
Stockholm for a meeting of some international athletic
29:56
federation or another. They held a party at
29:58
a villa and he... He eats a guy
30:01
named Carl Diem there, who's a, he's tight with
30:03
a lot of major German sporting officials. He's
30:05
a big wig in German sporting. Diem
30:08
invites him to lunch the next
30:10
day while with Lewald, that half
30:12
Jewish German sporting official, and Justice
30:14
W. Meyerhoff, a Jewish member of
30:16
Berlin's sports club. Meyerhoff
30:19
had obviously faced repression at home, being a
30:21
German Jewish athlete. He had been forced out
30:23
of athletics like every other Jewish person in
30:25
Germany. But when the boycott threats cropped up,
30:27
the Nazis had said, hey, go put on
30:29
a show for this American or else. So
30:32
he goes to lunch with Lewald and he
30:34
tells Brundage, oh man, the Nazis, those guys
30:36
are great. You know, I tried
30:38
to resign from my sports club. Who didn't even
30:40
let me? Wouldn't take my resignation. I was so
30:43
proud of them. Great dudes. Yeah. All
30:46
those guys? Oh, the people in the brown
30:48
shirts? You know, they're cool. They're cool
30:51
as hell. Yeah. Yeah.
30:54
Well, we're all friends. Black guy? I
30:57
got it from, we hugged too hard.
30:59
No, you know, I'm a runner. So like, I
31:01
felt like fingernails were slowing me down. I just
31:03
took them all off myself, you know? Just
31:08
try and get more aerodynamic. That's
31:12
why I lost all this weight. Yeah. I'm
31:16
just trying to make way for the Olympic level wrestling.
31:21
DM later wrote of the meeting. Brundage
31:23
was visibly impressed. Avery
31:25
is wind and dined in Stockholm by German
31:28
officials who praise him as an athlete, a
31:30
businessman, and a potential friend to the German
31:32
people. When he arrived in East Prussia
31:34
on September 12th, one day short of a 9-11, he
31:36
was ready to believe
31:38
whatever the Nazis told him. Or
31:40
one day long of a 9-11. Sure. I
31:43
messed up my 9-11 joke, but I was got
31:45
to make one. Anyway, I'm going to quote from
31:47
Walters again. He met Jewish sports leaders who, under
31:49
the watchful eyes of Nazi handlers, assured Brundage that
31:52
conditions were not as the foreign newspapers were suggesting.
31:54
Brundage was further handicapped by his inability
31:56
to speak German. So any inferences that
31:59
the Jewish sportsmen may have, may have made,
32:01
would have been blocked out by the Nazis interpreters.
32:04
Brundage also met his old friend von Halt
32:06
who assured him that there were no obstacles
32:08
to Jews making the Olympic team, a pledge
32:10
echoed by von Schamer und Austin, with whom
32:12
the American got on well. By the end
32:14
of the week, Brundage not only felt content
32:16
that the Jews were getting a fair deal,
32:18
but he was also dazzled by the seeming
32:20
prosperity and order of the new Germany. America
32:22
could learn much from Germany, he was to
32:25
say in a speech 18 months later. She
32:27
is efficient and hardworking and has spirit. God,
32:31
it's so easy for this fool to be
32:33
like, just, well, I'm convinced. Well,
32:35
yeah, that's all I needed to say was a nice
32:37
match. They said the words
32:39
that I came here desperately wanting to hear so
32:41
that we could continue with the Olympics. They told
32:43
me what I wanted to hear and I didn't
32:46
ask another question. Yeah, God.
32:48
So like most prominent
32:50
people, after Avery died, his like, people
32:52
had papers back then, right? And
32:55
his papers get donated to a museum. And as
32:57
a result, we have the notes that he took
32:59
while writing out, because when he gets back to
33:01
the US, he gives a speech about his trip
33:03
to Germany, right? To the American Olympic committee. And
33:06
the notes that he had while writing that
33:08
speech include three bullet points that he took
33:10
during his meeting with Hitler. So while Brundage
33:12
is like sitting down meeting Hitler, these are
33:14
his notes. One,
33:17
a God. Two, given back
33:19
self-respect. Three, a man of
33:21
the people. His
33:26
first bullet point is a God.
33:29
Yes. Oh
33:31
my God. Bullet point four, hottest
33:33
fuck. Bullet point five, dreamy
33:36
eyes. That is, we're
33:38
going to like, some of, because other
33:40
Olympic officials go and meet with Hitler. Some of
33:42
them are literally like, man, but you
33:44
know what? The photographers never get across is how good
33:46
this guy looks. Hey, why
33:49
did you draw a picture
33:51
of Hitler naked in the margins of the
33:53
notes here? Avery, this speech
33:56
is just a drawing that you label
33:58
as what I assume Hitler's penis. looks
34:00
like. Are you
34:02
doing okay? Yeah. So did it
34:04
go well? Yeah. I
34:07
mean, it is. We do get like it's
34:09
funny that the pubic hair is shaved like
34:11
the mustache. We get it. We get the
34:13
bit, but it's not a speech really. It's
34:16
a lot of detail on the vein here.
34:18
Yeah. So it becomes clear at this point
34:20
that Avery Brundage was not just an Olympics
34:22
obsessive who got tricked by the Nazis or
34:25
even caved to them because he wanted a
34:27
job. He was himself a howling and fascist.
34:29
Right. And so once
34:31
he returned, he gives this big speech to
34:33
the American Olympic committee and in it, he,
34:36
he complains that before Hitler, Germany had suffered
34:38
from debt, uh, undernourished youth,
34:41
feverish, gayity and nightlife
34:43
until the hardest young
34:45
men by which he did
34:48
not mean to imply gayity, but rather the
34:50
Brown shirts rose up to fight back. That's
34:52
right. Of Hitler's things
34:54
are just too gay here. It was
34:56
too gay in Berlin. Stop it with
34:58
violence. That is what he's literally saying. I
35:00
mean, that was, that was a very popular conservative talking
35:02
point of the day. And today of the
35:05
Hitler's thugs, uh, who were then
35:07
murdering gay people, communists, activists, Jews
35:09
in the street, Avery wrote
35:12
that they were quote, apparently doing useful
35:14
work. I love that he's like, look,
35:16
maybe I'm wrong, but like, it seems
35:18
good. It seems fine. Yeah. Dirty job,
35:20
but someone literally has to do it.
35:22
Yeah. And he's like, you know, obviously the Jews
35:24
should be able to compete, but you know, they're
35:27
leaders in communism. So it's, it's understandable that the
35:29
Germans would need to get a handle on them.
35:31
Right. That's right. Avery also noted
35:33
that the Germans had promised that no
35:35
Jews would be prohibited from competing in
35:37
any way. So there really was no
35:39
need for a boycott. Quote, I
35:42
was given positive assurance in writing that there
35:44
will be no discrimination against Jews. You can't
35:46
ask for more than that. And I think
35:48
the guarantee will be fulfilled. Wait,
35:52
he wrote down, you can't ask for more
35:54
than that. Hitler said they weren't going to
35:58
do anything bad. Yeah. Could
36:00
you ask for it trusted? Yeah, he wrote
36:02
it down on a piece of paper I
36:04
mean who the fuck would go against something
36:06
they wrote on paper, bro It
36:08
is like well not in
36:10
Avery's defense But it's wild that basically every
36:12
man who is of his socioeconomic Level
36:15
anywhere in power in the West during this period
36:17
is doing the same thing as being like well
36:19
Hitler said he's not a bad guy Who are
36:22
we to argue? Oh man?
36:24
It is it really does go to show that
36:27
like people Really
36:30
are willing to believe Whatever
36:32
someone in a nice suit tells them
36:34
and is written down on some nice
36:36
glossy paper like you know I think
36:38
the key corollary to that is if
36:40
that makes their lives easier right of
36:42
his life is made hard by challenging
36:44
Hitler So he won't challenge Hitler so
36:46
he needs to believe that Hitler's dope
36:48
right yeah But it's
36:50
everyone else so does everyone else who's
36:52
believing him You know is it there's
36:54
like enough people out there who are
36:56
just there they want to
36:59
believe That everything's gonna be
37:01
okay for whatever reason whether it's because they
37:03
want to compete in the Olympics human desire
37:05
right But it's like just this general idea
37:07
of like you know the problem is that
37:11
These oppressed people complain too much is
37:13
kind of the through line with all
37:15
these yeah these people look Yeah, these
37:17
people are getting invaded or whatever But
37:19
like if we stand up to fucking
37:21
Russia to the United States to whoever's
37:23
doing the invasion in this situation That
37:25
makes my life hard, so I'm just
37:27
not gonna right yeah There's no incentive
37:30
for me to not believe this
37:32
blatant lie Yeah, George W.
37:34
Bush seems problematic, but like at the end of
37:36
the day like I got I got I got
37:38
a mortgage You know yeah like Yeah,
37:42
it's it's great anyway. That's how
37:45
humans Apparently are Crux
37:48
of his argument in favor of Germany
37:50
actually rested on a quite cunning stance
37:52
Which is that he had succeeded in
37:54
getting the Nazis to promise to let
37:56
Jews participate in the games this
37:58
he told the American Olympic Committee was
38:00
all the Olympics could do since they
38:02
were fundamentally in a political organization. Every
38:05
person deserved the chance to compete and the
38:07
Olympics had a responsibility to ensure that, but
38:10
it would not be reasonable for the event
38:12
to take any stance on Germany's internal political
38:14
system. This argument works and
38:16
you can see again how that's a
38:18
comforting argument to make, right? We
38:21
simply can't care about much beyond this, right?
38:23
Yeah. We're apolitical. We have
38:25
to be apolitical. Yeah. The
38:27
AOC has another vote and they reversed their position.
38:30
Belay Latour gives Brundage a pat on the
38:32
back and assured him that the job was
38:34
his, but their problems persisted because after the
38:36
AOC's vote came a steady drumbeat of stories
38:39
of Jews being murdered or beaten and forced
38:41
from public life. Many people wondered
38:43
if Avery might be full of shit. One
38:46
of them was his successor at the Amateur
38:48
Athletic Association, which Brundage had controlled as president
38:50
into leaving that year to run the AOC.
38:53
This guy was a judge, Jeremiah Mahoney,
38:56
and he publicly accused Brundage of having
38:58
been whined and dined by Hitler and
39:00
claimed that behind the scenes he'd sought
39:02
to intimidate anyone who didn't trust the
39:04
Nazis. And Mahoney
39:06
is a pretty cool guy in this, although he
39:08
is also going to wind up in a really
39:11
awkward situation. But for the next year, Mahoney is
39:13
going to be one of the leading figures in
39:15
the effort to force a US boycott of the
39:17
Olympics. A vote is set for December
39:19
1935 and that August, 20,000
39:22
people show up for an anti-fascist rally
39:24
at Madison Square Garden. That
39:26
same month, August of 35, the IOC
39:28
tried to deflect criticism by sending another
39:31
delegation to Berlin. So they're like,
39:33
well sending Brundage didn't work because they're just like, well,
39:35
he seems to really like Hitler. So what's in
39:37
the guy who likes Hitler? He keeps writing swastikas
39:39
on all of the official note paper here. He's
39:42
growing a mustache and I don't like where it's going.
39:44
Yeah, people aren't starting to believe
39:47
he may not be an impartial
39:49
third party observer here. So
39:51
in order to deal with the fact that
39:53
people didn't trust Brundage, they decide to send
39:55
a guy who's even more of a Nazi,
39:57
General Charles Sherrill. Chucky,
40:00
Chucky S. is one of the three
40:02
Americans on the IOC board, and he
40:04
has the distinction of maybe being the
40:06
shittiest person in an organization that hired
40:08
entirely based on how much you sucked.
40:11
In Berlin 1936, Oliver Hilmes
40:13
writes of him, quote, his main
40:15
qualification for this task was something
40:17
completely different, a conspicuous personal fascination
40:20
with Adolf Hitler. As long ago
40:22
as June 1933, in a letter
40:24
to the New York Times, Sheryl
40:26
had praised the newly elected German
40:28
Chancellor as the strongest man in
40:30
Europe. On 24th of August 1935, when
40:33
Sheryl was received by Hitler for an hour
40:35
long conversation, it was a dream come true.
40:37
The retired army general seemed to feel as
40:39
if he'd been called to something higher. Perhaps
40:42
he saw himself as the new US ambassador in
40:44
Berlin. In any case, he wrote up a report
40:46
on his meeting with Hitler and sent it to
40:48
none other than Franklin D. Roosevelt. Sheryl
40:50
raved about Hitler's personal modesty,
40:52
his impressive physical condition, and
40:55
his upstanding character. From the
40:57
fluttery of the bullet points on that one. Yeah.
41:00
God. If you're just like, some guy
41:03
just sent me Hitler smut, so I don't know.
41:05
He drew him as pregnant for some reason, not
41:07
really sure what to do with this. I think
41:09
this is just fan fiction at this point. Yeah.
41:12
And thus was created deviant art. I'm
41:15
going to continue that quote from Hilmes.
41:17
Please. In his conversation with
41:19
Sheryl, Hitler made no concessions. Jews were
41:21
not being discriminated against. He lied. They
41:23
were merely being treated as separate from the German
41:26
people and thus could not be members of the
41:28
German Olympic team. Sheryl pressed the
41:30
Fuhrer on the issue. He was Germany's friend, he
41:32
said, and wanted only the best for the country.
41:34
But if the Fuhrer insisted on this position, the
41:37
IOC would take the games away from Berlin. Hitler
41:39
snarled that in that case, the Third Reich would
41:41
stage a purely German Olympic games. Now-
41:45
Yeah. Yeah.
41:48
He was lying about this. In the early
41:50
days of the Third Reich, his hold on
41:53
power was not yet total. The army still
41:55
represented potential resistance and Germany was still pretty
41:57
weak militarily and economically compared to its neighbors.
42:00
Hitler could not afford to put on a German
42:02
games that would have had a fraction of the
42:04
grandeur of the Olympic games, and the gesture would
42:06
have made Germany look like even more of a
42:08
pariah state than it actually was. The
42:11
1936 Olympics were more than anything,
42:13
Germany's attempt to show themselves as turning
42:15
back towards the rest of the world.
42:17
For all of his talk of autarky,
42:20
of independence for Germany, this
42:22
mattered to Hitler. He wanted Germany to take,
42:24
I mean, the phrase he would use a
42:26
lot was Germany needs to take its place
42:28
in the sun, right? You can't do that
42:30
if you're like holding your own sad Loner
42:32
Olympics for people nobody likes. We're
42:34
calling it the No Jews Olympics. It's gonna be
42:37
here in Germany, and we're just mostly gonna run
42:39
next to each other and talk about how much
42:41
he fucking hates the Jews. Yeah,
42:44
that was basically the idea. But it matters
42:47
a lot to Hitler that Americans in particular
42:49
will be at his games. So he does
42:51
actually listen when Cheryl makes an offer. And
42:53
Cheryl's offer is, look man, I'm
42:56
not asking you to actually treat Jewish people better.
42:58
If you just have the Jewish Sports Federation's
43:01
nominate a couple of athletes, take
43:03
them on as the phrase Cheryl uses as token
43:05
Jews for the German team. Oh nice, yeah, yeah.
43:08
No, it's good. He's groundbreaking
43:10
racism here. Yeah,
43:12
yeah, they're just saying it out loud,
43:14
which is nice. Not
43:17
only does Hitler agree to the idea,
43:19
but he invites Cheryl to attend a
43:21
special event that year, a Braly in
43:23
Nuremberg, you know the one. But,
43:27
oh, okay so, starts by of right? Yeah,
43:30
they don't. The epicenter of resources you can use is
43:34
Title IX, Title IX, Title IX in taxi drink. I'm
43:37
brains, as you can see. The blush of
43:39
Israel is Sharkware, fourth in
43:41
September, we worked on eyes Hmm, the
43:50
stolen tickets, three used to call a Country's.
43:52
Twenty- does Hitler agree to the idea,
43:54
but he invites Sheryl to attend a
43:56
special event that year, a Brawley in
43:58
Nuremberg. You know, the one. Immediately
44:04
after that rally, the Nuremberg laws, which
44:06
officially codified the elimination of Jewish rights
44:08
in Germany were announced. Sheryl returned home
44:10
pretending this had not happened. And like
44:12
Brundage raved about the wondrous things the
44:14
Nazis were doing in Germany and promised
44:16
that they would totally let a Jew
44:19
play on their team. So everything's good.
44:21
Everything's cool. There's going to be a
44:23
couple of token Jews. We got this.
44:25
Don't worry. Please let it go forward.
44:28
And the Nazis do pick a couple of
44:30
Jewish people. One of them is Helena Meyer.
44:33
Meyer is a prodigy fencer. She's very
44:35
good at fencing. And she is currently,
44:37
because you know, she's living through this
44:39
whole period. She sees what's happening in
44:41
Germany. And so she goes to college
44:43
in California. She goes to a small
44:45
college in California. Good call, given the
44:47
time. And it's one of
44:50
those things she actually didn't consider herself Jewish.
44:52
She's raised Catholic, but her dad, I think,
44:54
is Jewish. Right. So the Nazis
44:56
do consider her that. But Helena also has
44:58
this kind of it's going to prove to
45:00
be a delusional belief that like, well, if
45:02
I can just convince them I consider myself
45:04
a Christian, they'll be fine with
45:06
me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, for
45:08
sure. That's not how it works. No,
45:11
it definitely works that way. No, no,
45:13
no, no, no, no. I'm not like
45:15
a Jew Jew. Right. Right. Don't worry
45:18
about me. She gets
45:20
publicly invited to the Olympics and there's some
45:22
back and forth. She publicly declines at a
45:24
point, but basically her line is I want
45:26
my citizenship restored and they restore her and
45:28
her family citizenship. Right. And Helena's line again
45:31
is basically that like, well, I'm half Jewish
45:33
and not observant, so I shouldn't be persecuted.
45:35
The Nazis again don't really agree to this,
45:37
but they pretend to. Another German Jewish
45:39
athlete they're going to pick out is
45:41
Gretel Bergmann. Bergmann had immigrated to the
45:43
United Kingdom for college. She was an
45:46
exceptionally talented runner and long jump competitor.
45:48
She was so good at this that
45:50
her college in the UK gives her
45:52
a handicap when she is competing at
45:54
like local events and she still wins
45:56
all of them. Damn. She's just very
45:58
good at this. Nice. Since
46:01
Jewish athletes had been banned from public competition at home,
46:03
she decides to try out for the British team. And
46:05
she's like, look, I'll play
46:07
for Britain and I'll beat my own
46:09
former country and that'll be kind of
46:12
nice as a Jewish exile. Right? Yeah.
46:16
Like, sounds satisfying, right? And she's particularly
46:18
excited because when she has her big
46:20
qualifying competition and does in fact qualify
46:22
for the UK Olympic team, her father
46:24
is there. He manages to secure approval
46:26
to visit England on business. But
46:29
after the competition, he's like, hey, I'm only actually able
46:31
to be here because the Nazis want
46:33
to get you to compete for Germany. And
46:36
his presence thus is kind of a threat from
46:38
the Germans. They're like, well, we can either send your
46:40
father to you or we can take
46:42
him away. Whose team do you want
46:44
to be on? You know? And,
46:46
you know, again, that's why I'm not going to... I've
46:48
got no judgment for Gretel here in deciding
46:51
to, you know, try out for the German
46:53
Olympic team. Because
46:55
Brundage and Beletour didn't actually care about
46:57
the welfare of German Jews, just that
46:59
they could show Jewish participation in German
47:01
Olympic teams to satisfy the boycotters, no
47:04
real effort was made to ensure that
47:06
stuff like this was like real offers.
47:09
And as a result, the primary thing
47:11
that the American Olympic Committee succeeds in
47:13
doing is in bringing more violence and
47:15
danger into the lives of German Jewish
47:17
athletes. Great. Because all they care about
47:19
is the look, right? They don't actually care that
47:21
conditions have changed, just that they can argue they
47:23
have. If Brundage
47:25
had been at all aware or concerned by
47:27
this, he showed no sign of it. In
47:30
late 1935, his only real worry was that
47:32
Jewish American sporting associations were continuing to advocate
47:34
for a boycott of the Berlin Olympics. Brundage
47:37
declared this a Jewish communist conspiracy, using language
47:39
he may well have taken back from his
47:41
1934 trip to see the Reich. Judge
47:45
Jeremiah Mahoney, president of the Amateur
47:47
Athletic Association, which organized the US
47:49
Olympic trials, continued to attack him as
47:52
a Nazi stooge. Alongside US socialist groups
47:54
and even a number of conservative politicians.
47:56
And I'll give some credit to New
47:58
York Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia. who
48:00
was like, nah man, we shouldn't do this. We
48:02
shouldn't go do an Olympics over there. See, that.
48:06
Congratulations LaGuardia, you earned your airport. Yeah,
48:08
I was gonna say, only good guy
48:10
that's ever had an airport named after
48:13
them. So I
48:15
don't know the rest of them. Dulles, definitely not
48:17
good. Definitely not a good guy, oh boy. Bad
48:20
airport guy. Yeah, Dulles and Reagan airports
48:22
are like the warring war crimes airports
48:25
up there. And
48:27
then a little north, you got LaGuardia. So there you go.
48:30
Hey. Yeah. The
48:32
anti-boycott side of things though, is also, this is
48:34
part of the complex history here, a lot more
48:36
diverse than you might initially guess because a big
48:38
part of it is a number of black athletes
48:40
who have a really good point. In
48:42
October of 1935, Mahoney tells a crowd at
48:45
Columbia University that he wished to God,
48:47
quote, the Nazis could witness an athletic
48:49
competition in this country. The
48:52
next guy up after him is
48:54
Ben Johnson, a black American Olympic
48:56
sprinter. And when Mahoney
48:58
says this, Johnson gets kind of pissed and
49:00
he comes up and he says, I think
49:03
Justice Mahoney should clean up the South where
49:05
Negroes are barred from his amateur athletic union
49:07
and discriminated against in Olympic selections. And
49:09
it's like, that's a fair point. He probably
49:11
shouldn't have said the Nazis should see how
49:14
we do sports here because here's how we
49:16
do sports here. Mahoney, maybe you should see
49:18
how we do sports here. Now,
49:23
Jesse Owens, who I think people still broadly know
49:25
of, he's
49:28
in the 36 Olympics, he's gonna
49:30
win like fucking everything. He's the fastest man
49:32
alive, right? But he goes back and forth
49:34
on whether or not to boycott the Olympics
49:36
beforehand in 35. During a
49:38
November of 1935 radio interview, he
49:40
stated his opinion that the US should withdraw
49:43
if Germany continued to discriminate against minorities, as
49:45
he put it. But his coach talked to
49:47
him out of it by using the same
49:49
logic Ben Johnson had used. Why would you
49:51
oppose Germany for doing the same shit your
49:53
fellow citizens do to you, right?
49:57
And the NAACP head Walter White.
50:00
No relation. Writes a
50:02
letter, he considers making a big
50:05
open statement, basically the NAACP supports
50:07
a boycott. He never actually does
50:09
that, but he does write a
50:11
letter to Owens, where
50:14
he's like, you should consider a boycott
50:16
basically. Even so, they
50:19
never kind of tip into doing it, and
50:21
Owens obviously does not ultimately boycott the Olympics,
50:23
but the amount of popular support for a
50:25
boycott in late 1935 terrifies Brundage, who
50:29
feels his chances of being appointed to the
50:31
IOC committee slipping away. In late
50:34
1935, he was a constant voice
50:36
for US participation, telling anyone who
50:38
would listen, revolutionaries are not bred
50:40
on the playing field. See,
50:42
this is how he just becomes
50:44
more anti-Semitic as
50:47
this goes along, I'm sure, because he's
50:50
just like these fucking Jews. They don't believe
50:52
it when they, I brought the piece of
50:54
paper, I brought the paper. Why
50:57
don't they understand that Hitler says he's not
50:59
gonna hurt him? Hitler is
51:01
cool, he dresses good, he's God-like,
51:03
and he is a strong dick
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back. So Brundage
54:43
was willing to acknowledge in private his
54:45
belief that quote, the Hitlerites did not
54:47
intend to live up to the pledges
54:49
given to the IOC. But his overwhelming
54:52
public sentiment was that those mean old
54:54
Jews were trying to ruin everyone else's
54:56
good time. Surprise, surprise. Surprise, surprise. As
54:59
he told the secretary of the British Olympic Association,
55:01
my own view is that we are pandering
55:03
too much to the Jews. In an
55:06
article for the Journal of American Studies,
55:08
Carolyn Marvin summarizes his growing anti-Semitic
55:10
paranoia. The Jews were
55:12
complaining too much. First, according to a peculiarly
55:15
circular IOC standard of evidence as to whether
55:17
their complaints had substance. And second, because they
55:19
were like that. Brundage regularly
55:21
observed in his correspondence with other sports
55:23
officials that the Jews have been clever
55:26
enough to realize the publicity value of
55:28
sports. He was informed by J. Siegfried
55:30
Edstrom, president of the International Amateur Athletic
55:32
Federation, that the main reason of the
55:34
Aryan movement in Germany was that the
55:37
Jews have taken too prominent a position
55:39
in certain branches of life and have,
55:41
as the Jews very often do when
55:43
they get in the majority, misused their
55:45
positions. Oh, God. The
55:48
second point of, the Jews
55:50
are like that. You
55:52
know how they be. You know how they
55:54
are. Yeah. Right. It is interesting that that
55:57
language has still been going around. Yeah. Yeah.
55:59
And also. So just like a side
56:01
note to this whole thing is
56:03
it just, this whole thing kind
56:05
of reminds me and maybe not
56:07
even that much of a circuitous
56:10
way, but like of the way
56:12
that the trans athlete debate kind
56:14
of like is coordinated through everything.
56:16
Just this like, this way of using sport
56:19
and sportsmanship and kind of
56:21
like the, you know, oh,
56:23
they're always, they're overrepresented and
56:26
they're everywhere and they complain
56:28
all the time. It's
56:30
like the exact same type of shit
56:32
and it's used to, you
56:34
know, it's, I don't know, it's the
56:36
beginning of what is an eventual,
56:40
you know, movement to try to
56:42
hurt this. To
56:44
try to force them out of public life, right?
56:46
Yes, yes. Which is a prelude to worse things.
56:48
A prelude to worse things, exactly. It's interesting too
56:50
that you bring that up. I think we're going
56:52
to have to do another episode because there's so
56:54
much, there's still more on Brundage than I've wrote,
56:56
but there's also, there's so much about the 36
56:59
Olympics and one of them is they
57:01
have a trans panic. Like
57:03
that, they have a panic over what they
57:05
think are, they don't use the term transgender
57:08
at this point. Of course. I
57:10
don't really think anyone did, but they have, they have what is a panic
57:12
over that and like every time that happens,
57:14
what actually happens is a bunch of, a bunch
57:17
of people who are assigned, were
57:20
assigned female at birth and who
57:22
identified as female were just baselessly
57:24
attacked because they didn't look
57:26
feminine enough to some rando in the audience.
57:30
Like, it's all the same shit. Like it's
57:32
the same, like going
57:34
over that like panic that those athletes went
57:36
through and like one of them at least
57:38
is a Nazi. So it is harder to
57:40
be sympathetic to what's worse than you, but
57:42
like that doesn't make that right, you
57:45
know? Yes, yes, yes. But it is
57:47
like, it's always the same thing. There's
57:49
only one playbook. It just always works
57:51
pretty well. Yeah. And I think
57:53
it's because of the way in which people kind
57:55
of idealize and almost idealize sports
57:57
and make them, you know,
58:00
fake themselves out into thinking they're an
58:02
apolitical expression of like, uh, fair competition
58:04
or whatever. And so they, you know,
58:06
the this is the exact same
58:08
thing where you just kind of go, like
58:11
you're messing with the, uh, my idealized version
58:13
of, of, uh, of what
58:15
sports is and what it's supposed to be. And,
58:18
uh, and they, you know, but really it's to
58:20
mask this. Like, I mean, they would say the
58:22
same things. Listen, I'm no fan of trans people.
58:24
I think we can all agree that. Look,
58:27
I'm bigoted as shit, but we shouldn't do that. Yeah.
58:30
It's the exact same type of shit.
58:32
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, in private
58:35
letters to other Olympic officials, Brundage went out
58:37
of his way to argue the Nazi party
58:39
line claiming that most of the German Jewish
58:41
athletes hadn't even been good enough to qualify,
58:44
right? Like they led a couple of charity
58:46
cases in, right? And you're still angry at
58:48
the Nazis, you know, these people would never
58:50
have qualified if we hadn't put on pressure
58:52
and that's bullshit. Gretel Bergman had to give
58:55
up her seat on the British Olympic team
58:58
to compete for Germany. And she didn't get to
59:00
compete. She, she's led into a
59:02
trial and in her trial performances to
59:04
qualify for the German Olympic team, she
59:06
equals the all time German woman's high
59:08
jump record. She does as well as
59:10
the best German woman has ever done
59:12
at the high jump in her qualifier.
59:14
And then after the British team departs for
59:17
Berlin and she can't go back, she sent
59:19
a letter saying, Hey, actually you weren't good
59:21
enough. LMAO, sorry we fucked you over here.
59:23
Wow. It sucks. So bad for
59:25
her. I mean, at least she's in the fucking
59:27
UK, right? So, but it's,
59:30
it's a real bummer, man. I'm going
59:32
to quote from Carolyn Marvin again. Not
59:34
only did Jews exalt their, and this
59:37
is her talking about Brundage, not only
59:39
did Jews exalt their own political interests
59:41
above the independence of amateur sport, not
59:43
only did they fail to appreciate the
59:46
contribution of the Olympic movement to whatever
59:48
restraint they're exercised, but also Brundage argued
59:50
with increasing irritation, Jewish protest would be
59:52
counterproductive in the long run. An Olympic
59:55
boycott on account of the Jews would
59:57
excite dangerous, possibly uncontrollable antisemitic sympathies in
59:59
America. Yeah, that's right. So he's like, look, we
1:00:01
might have to murder you guys if you all, if
1:00:03
you don't let us play do the high job. You
1:00:05
know? Yeah. That's
1:00:07
not our fault. That's on you. Yeah, yeah,
1:00:10
yeah. You can't blame us for what is
1:00:12
eventually going to happen. This is like, it's
1:00:14
just so fucking sickening, just like the way
1:00:17
in which people just, just
1:00:20
hearing people complain is enough to turn
1:00:22
anyone into a Nazi. Yeah.
1:00:26
Well, and the thing that enrages them so much is
1:00:28
that these
1:00:30
complaints, why they're reacting so negatively to the
1:00:32
complaints, is it's the same way like a
1:00:35
two year old screams if they like grab a toy
1:00:37
on the shelf at the store and you take it
1:00:39
away as they're afraid these mean old
1:00:42
activists are going to take away their toy.
1:00:44
Their fun thing. That's right. I
1:00:46
was going to be on the Olympic committee. I was going to do the high job. I
1:00:48
was going to be the bad guy to jump in. You know? Yeah.
1:00:51
Like that's what's going on here, right? Yeah. Yeah.
1:00:54
And that's kind of groundbreaking in how he publicly
1:00:56
justifies racism because after he goes on this, like,
1:00:59
you know, you guys better be worried if
1:01:01
you, if you protest too loud, he's
1:01:03
like, now I know a lot of
1:01:05
smart conservative Jews and they all agree
1:01:07
with me, right? They all think I'm
1:01:09
in the right. So I'm not racist,
1:01:11
right? The smart conservative Jews that I
1:01:13
won't name all say I'm right. You
1:01:15
know? Yeah. Yeah. Listen,
1:01:18
I got, I got binders full of Jews who think that,
1:01:20
yeah, Jews complain too much and are not
1:01:22
good at sports. He's also, he
1:01:24
uses the racism that's been drummed up
1:01:26
by the boycott to try and raise
1:01:29
money for the Olympics. He writes
1:01:31
a strategy letter to the AOC, to his
1:01:33
colleagues and says, the fact that the Jews
1:01:35
are against us will arouse interest among thousands
1:01:37
of people who have never subscribed before if
1:01:39
they are properly approached. I bet
1:01:41
it works. And because he's
1:01:43
that kind of sociopath, and this is,
1:01:45
this is something the Nazis wouldn't do.
1:01:48
Not because it's worse, but this is just a very
1:01:50
American way of being shitty. At the same time, it's like,
1:01:52
oh yeah, we can fundraise off of this racism. He's
1:01:54
like, you know what else we could do? We
1:01:57
got to tell a bunch of rich Jews that if they donate
1:01:59
money to like put on. Olympic ads, you know,
1:02:01
that'll help convince the Germans to be less
1:02:03
mean to the Jews. You know, you can
1:02:05
help, you can help your fellow Jews if
1:02:08
you give some money to the Olympics. That's
1:02:10
right. It'll help change.
1:02:12
It'll, it'll, it'll warm, you know,
1:02:14
Hitler's cold, cold heart. That
1:02:17
was the one thing that could have stopped
1:02:19
Hitler from his madness is if the Olympics
1:02:21
had had a bigger billboard. I've
1:02:25
been wrong this whole time. You
1:02:27
know, maybe I should rethink this whole Jews
1:02:29
should die thing. I'm
1:02:32
going to call back my friend and take some ecstasy.
1:02:35
We're going to Bonnaroo. Cut
1:02:40
to like one of those nineties end movie
1:02:42
montages. Hitler and
1:02:45
Bonnaroo. Oh,
1:02:47
beautiful. At the
1:02:50
end of 1935, as the AAU met
1:02:52
to take its final vote on whether
1:02:54
or not to boycott the games, Mahoney
1:02:56
continued to push the AAU to follow
1:02:58
their collective conscience, telling gathered members the
1:03:00
Nazi government wants more than American participation
1:03:02
in a sporting contest. It wants to
1:03:04
bring the American dollar into the very
1:03:06
weakened Nazi treasury. And it wants you
1:03:08
to picture Hitler with uncle Sam standing
1:03:10
behind him and saying, we are with
1:03:12
you Adolf. And he is right on
1:03:14
the money there. All
1:03:17
of his efforts are for not though. The
1:03:19
AAU delegates vote 58 to 55 ish in
1:03:21
favor of attending the Olympics. Similar
1:03:24
campaigns across the so-called free world
1:03:26
also collapsed under Hitler's charm offensive
1:03:29
two days before the opening of the games
1:03:31
at the 35th session of the IOC. So
1:03:33
it's the session of the committee right before
1:03:35
the game start. But Leila tour makes good
1:03:37
on his promises to Avery Brundage. He orchestrates
1:03:39
a coup against Ernst Yanki, the only member
1:03:41
who I've pronounced like three different ways. You
1:03:43
know, the guy, the only member of the
1:03:46
IOC who wasn't a piece of shit. The one good guy.
1:03:48
Yeah. Yanki
1:03:50
is expelled by a 49 to zero vote. Yeah.
1:03:54
Now, General Sherrill is dead by this
1:03:56
point. He drops dead right after coming
1:03:58
back with hell. from
1:04:01
his Hitler, so at least he got to,
1:04:03
that's nice though, he died, but at least
1:04:05
he got to see Hitler. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:04:08
He just probably died when he was doing
1:04:10
autoerotic excitiation of a picture he drew of
1:04:12
Hitler's dick. Yeah, yeah, that was the
1:04:14
style at the time. Yep. And
1:04:16
so in 1936, Brundage was present
1:04:19
for the opening ceremonies of the Berlin
1:04:21
Olympics, marching at the head of the
1:04:23
US delegation. As you'd expect,
1:04:25
the city was filled with battalions of
1:04:27
uniformed Wehrmacht soldiers, a show of force,
1:04:29
somewhat at odds with the peaceable dream
1:04:32
of Olympic competition. Some people
1:04:34
are alike, boy, it seems like there's a
1:04:36
lot of tens of thousands of
1:04:38
uniformed soldiers marching around at this peaceful
1:04:40
event. Sure, a lot of guns at
1:04:42
this peace competition. Yeah, I feel like
1:04:44
the other countries don't have tens of
1:04:47
thousands of uniformed soldiers marching around, maybe
1:04:49
an honor guard, you do a
1:04:51
little 21 gun salute, this is a lot of guys. Yeah,
1:04:53
this is a bunch of guys. Well,
1:04:55
it's okay, because they're doing
1:04:58
race walking, so that's fine.
1:05:00
Kiltow, Gustepe, whatever you want
1:05:02
to call it. Kind of at
1:05:04
the start of the events, we get
1:05:06
a chapter of one of the more
1:05:08
complicated sporting stories of the Nazi era,
1:05:10
which is the Hindenburg sails into Berlin
1:05:12
with Mack Schmeling on it. Oh,
1:05:15
yeah. Schmeling, he's a
1:05:17
German boxer, he's one
1:05:19
of the best boxers of his day, and he
1:05:21
has just gone up against a guy named Joe
1:05:23
Louis. Joe Louis is, if you
1:05:25
talk to boxing people in
1:05:27
USC, so it's the session of the committee
1:05:29
right before the game start, Belay Latour makes
1:05:31
good on his promises to Avery Brundage. He
1:05:33
orchestrates a coup against Ernst Janke, the only
1:05:36
member who I've pronounced like three different ways,
1:05:38
you know the guy, the only member of
1:05:40
the IOC who wasn't a piece of shit.
1:05:42
The one good guy, yeah. Janke
1:05:45
is expelled by a 49 to zero vote. Damn.
1:05:48
Yeah, now General Sherrill is
1:05:50
dead by this point, he drops dead right
1:05:53
after coming back with- Hell yeah. From his
1:05:55
Hitler, so at least he got to, that's
1:05:57
nice though, you know he died, but at
1:05:59
least- he got to see Hitler. Yeah,
1:06:01
yeah, yeah. He just probably died when
1:06:04
he was doing autoerotic excitiation to a
1:06:06
picture he drew of Hitler's dick. Yeah,
1:06:09
yeah. That was the style at the time. And
1:06:11
so in 1936, Brundage was present
1:06:14
for the opening ceremonies of the Berlin
1:06:16
Olympics, marching at the head of the
1:06:18
US delegation. As you'd expect,
1:06:20
the city was filled with battalions of
1:06:22
uniformed Wehrmacht soldiers, a show of force
1:06:24
somewhat at odds with the peaceable dream
1:06:27
of Olympic competition. When
1:06:29
people are alike, boy, it seems like there's
1:06:31
a lot of tens of thousands
1:06:33
of uniformed soldiers marching around at this peaceful
1:06:35
event. Sure, a lot of guns at this
1:06:37
peace competition. Yeah, I feel like the other
1:06:39
countries don't have tens of thousands of uniformed
1:06:42
soldiers marching around. Maybe an honor guard, you
1:06:44
know, you do a little 21 gun salute.
1:06:47
This is a lot of guys. Yeah, this is
1:06:49
a bunch of guys. Well, it's okay,
1:06:51
because they're doing race
1:06:53
walking, so that's fine. Kiltow,
1:06:56
Gustepp, whatever you want to call it. Kind
1:06:59
of at the start of the events,
1:07:01
we get a chapter of one of
1:07:03
the more complicated sporting stories of the
1:07:05
Nazi era, which is the Hindenburg sails
1:07:07
into Berlin with Mack Schmeling on it.
1:07:09
Oh, yeah. Schmeling, he's a
1:07:12
German boxer. He's
1:07:14
one of the best boxers of his day, and
1:07:16
he has just gone up against a guy named
1:07:18
Joe Lewis. Joe Lewis is ...
1:07:20
If you talk to boxing people and
1:07:22
you ask who is the best boxer of all time, you'll
1:07:25
get a number of different names, but the name
1:07:27
you might get most often is Joe Lewis. He's
1:07:29
got to be up there. For like 20 years,
1:07:31
he's basically very close to undefeated. I think his
1:07:34
record is like 54 wins, four losses. Like
1:07:37
42 of those wins are by knockout. One
1:07:41
of the very few men to beat Lewis
1:07:44
in a fight was Schmeling, and Schmeling does it when he's 30.
1:07:46
So he's considered over the hill. Schmeling
1:07:49
is able to win because he just
1:07:51
obsessively watches every fight Lewis has been
1:07:53
in and learns his strategy, and he wins.
1:07:56
This is seen as this huge thing for the Nazis.
1:07:58
It's proof of racial ... superiority.
1:08:01
It's a great lead-in to these
1:08:03
games. What's weird on the backside
1:08:06
of this is that for all
1:08:08
of that smelling, and Lewis and smelling will have
1:08:10
a rematch that Lewis wins and it's made in
1:08:12
this very big propaganda thing for the US. Joe
1:08:15
Lewis is treated like shit by the United
1:08:17
States his whole life because he's a black
1:08:19
man. He's put in
1:08:22
the army to have a PR role
1:08:24
basically and he's still discriminated against massively.
1:08:26
One of the only white guys in
1:08:28
the world who's not shitty to Joe
1:08:30
Lewis is Max Schmeling. And Schmeling pays
1:08:32
for his funeral when he dies. They
1:08:34
are friends for life. Yes, yes. They
1:08:36
are best friends forever. If
1:08:39
at any moment you want
1:08:41
to feel really good about the
1:08:43
United States for being against Nazism
1:08:45
and all that stuff, do
1:08:48
yourself a favor and don't. Just because
1:08:51
remember that so many
1:08:53
of the people we're talking about, whether it's the head
1:08:55
of these Olympic committees
1:08:57
or people who are generals
1:08:59
in the military, they're
1:09:02
all just like, listen, we
1:09:04
also hate Jews and yet
1:09:07
we also discriminate openly
1:09:09
against all African Americans
1:09:11
in this country. It's one of
1:09:13
those, I'm always, every time it
1:09:15
comes around
1:09:19
the Normandy anniversary, the anniversary
1:09:21
of Stalingrad, I've got
1:09:23
nothing but respect for the people who actually had
1:09:26
to fight the Nazis. 100%. Every single soldier who
1:09:28
went in there and kicked Nazi
1:09:30
ass. I love that. This
1:09:32
country wound up politically just
1:09:35
barely missing. That. Yes,
1:09:38
yes. By a fraction, by a
1:09:41
hair, we ended up not being
1:09:43
aligned with this Nazi project.
1:09:45
And a lot of guys like Brundage
1:09:47
probably went to his grave regretting that.
1:09:50
Yeah, yeah. Well, at least you would hope
1:09:52
so. Yeah. Yeah. So we
1:09:55
have our Nazi games, the Berlin games
1:09:57
start out. The theme of the day
1:09:59
is this. like, you know, the
1:10:01
opening of the Olympics is all of
1:10:03
these German like military marches. Right. And
1:10:05
everyone else kind of just with their
1:10:07
athletes walking around being like, boy, it
1:10:09
seems like there's a weird number of
1:10:12
soldiers. Yeah. Everyone else like, shit, we
1:10:14
didn't bring enough guns. Should we have
1:10:16
guns? And in fact, when he shows
1:10:18
up, when Hitler shows up, he's marching
1:10:20
with ballet littor and leveled, right? These
1:10:22
other IOC representatives. Right. And they are
1:10:25
like fucking the president of the Olympics
1:10:27
is next to Hitler and they are
1:10:29
flanked by dozens of SS men,
1:10:31
like apolitical games, nothing
1:10:33
political going on with this, this
1:10:35
SS march to the Olympic stadium.
1:10:37
This is all just about peace
1:10:40
and sportsmanship. In
1:10:42
the book, Berlin games, Guy Walters writes, by
1:10:44
the time Hitler reached his seat at four
1:10:46
Oh five PM, there was no doubt that
1:10:48
he was already the star of the Olympics.
1:10:50
These were his games now, not ballet littor's
1:10:53
and most certainly not Kubertin's as if to
1:10:55
reinforce the notification of the games. The orchestra
1:10:57
struck up with Deutschland Uber alleys and the
1:10:59
Horst Wessel song, both of which had heralded
1:11:01
the start of the winter games back in
1:11:03
February. So that's great.
1:11:05
Now, a major topic of discussion was
1:11:08
the precise nature of the salutes that
1:11:10
different Olympic teams chose to make as
1:11:12
they marched past Hitler in the reviewing stand.
1:11:15
This was complicated by the fact that the
1:11:17
Olympic salute, there's an Olympic salute. Oh, I
1:11:19
didn't know there was an Olympic salute. Well,
1:11:21
I don't think we use it anymore because
1:11:24
it's basically a reversed Nazi salute. Oh, they're
1:11:26
very similar. And this is because we've been
1:11:28
doing variants of the salutes, the Nazis, what
1:11:30
like for a long time. Yeah. But also
1:11:33
Hitler is known for, he's kind of a
1:11:35
lazy guy a lot of the time. And
1:11:37
so sometimes when Hitler prior even to this,
1:11:39
he'll give, he'll use the wrong arm to
1:11:41
do his fascist salute. When the Greeks give
1:11:44
an Olympic salute and Hitler responds with an
1:11:46
Olympic salute, no one's really sure. Well, we're
1:11:48
not sure if the Greeks meant to do
1:11:50
a fascist salute and we're not sure what Hitler
1:11:53
meant to do. Nobody actually knows.
1:11:55
Yeah. Hitler is the one guy,
1:11:57
he always does that little Heil,
1:11:59
right? He's really lazy with
1:12:01
it. Yes a lazy. Hile. He
1:12:03
really he really half-asses the highly.
1:12:06
Yeah, I guess they're hiling him
1:12:08
He's like I don't have to hile that much.
1:12:10
Yeah, I mean to be fair to
1:12:12
Hitler Which I usually don't say it is all
1:12:15
like yeah, he shouldn't hile him. That is kind
1:12:17
of weird, right? I don't know. I don't know.
1:12:19
I'm not gonna backseat. See how he fared
1:12:21
to Hitler. He said Yeah, that's
1:12:26
So the French come by next and they
1:12:29
do another Olympic salute But the crowd is
1:12:31
mostly Germans They did mostly Germans who lived
1:12:33
through World War one and like the starvation
1:12:35
and mass death And so a lot
1:12:38
of people kind of interpret what the French team is
1:12:40
doing as a fascist salute Which they see is not
1:12:42
that the they don't see that as the French saying
1:12:44
we're fascist too They see it as like the French
1:12:47
being like hey things are good now
1:12:49
We're not gonna have another war because like
1:12:51
most of this audience of Germans really don't
1:12:53
want another war with France It was a
1:12:55
bad time. Yeah, they remember Let's
1:12:59
be cool. Yeah, and so they
1:13:01
the audience cheers when they see the French
1:13:03
do this because they're like hey Maybe we
1:13:05
don't maybe I don't have to send my
1:13:07
son off to die like my brother did
1:13:09
in Flanders or whatever I don't have to
1:13:11
see my friends drown in mud. Yeah, sounds
1:13:13
great Hitler is really unhappy with this
1:13:15
because he hears a bunch of Germans cheering for the
1:13:17
French and he's like well Maybe they really don't want
1:13:19
what what is about to happen, right? Albert
1:13:27
Speer describes Hitler as quote more disturbed
1:13:29
than pleased by the Berliners Cheers The
1:13:32
British come next and this is there's some moments of
1:13:34
pride for both the Brits and the Americans here the
1:13:37
British and also India and Australia who
1:13:39
are part of the British Empire. They don't
1:13:41
salute at all And
1:13:43
neither do the Americans who are led in
1:13:45
their march by Avery Brundage and here's how
1:13:48
Guy Walters describes that moment The
1:13:50
United States was one of the last teams to
1:13:52
enter the stadium We were a total disgrace
1:13:54
recalled Joanna to Tuscan about 30 or
1:13:57
40 non members of the team fat with cigarette ashes
1:13:59
on their clothes marched at the head
1:14:01
of the team. Marty Glickman felt that the
1:14:03
word marching was inappropriate to describe how the
1:14:05
Americans proceeded. American athletes don't march very well,
1:14:08
he wrote. We kind of moved in our
1:14:10
usual loose-gated walk. At the team's head was
1:14:12
Avery Brundage, who was neither a fat nor
1:14:14
a smoker, and was one of the few
1:14:16
who really did march. And honestly, I have
1:14:19
some American pride for that. We've got
1:14:21
our fascist at the front, but everyone
1:14:24
else just looks like shit stumbled around,
1:14:26
hung over as hell, chain smoking. Yes,
1:14:28
that is, it's shit like that that
1:14:30
makes America great. That's right. The fact
1:14:32
that we're just like, listen, I learned
1:14:35
how to do one thing really well.
1:14:37
I'm not gonna get- That's also how
1:14:39
to march. Yeah, you're gonna get good
1:14:41
at this, fuck you. I'm
1:14:43
literally Jesse Owens, I don't have to impress
1:14:46
you. Yeah, I'm doing this
1:14:48
for a medal later. Yeah, yeah.
1:14:51
I'm gonna continue that quote. As the Americans
1:14:53
marched past Hitler, they removed their boaters and
1:14:55
clutched them to their hearts, whereas other flags
1:14:57
were dipped in honor of the fewer of
1:14:59
the stars and stripes remained resolutely aloft, which
1:15:01
caused a murmur of discontent around the stadium.
1:15:03
Marty Glickman recalled the moment when the team
1:15:05
passed Hitler. We looked up at the box
1:15:07
where he was flanked by Gering and Goebbels
1:15:09
and Hess and Himmler and all the rest
1:15:11
of the Nazi hierarchy. And you could hear
1:15:13
the comment run through our crowd as we
1:15:15
were walking in, hey, he looks like Charlie
1:15:18
Chaplin. I've
1:15:21
got his chance. And
1:15:23
this has been pretty American critical as we often
1:15:25
are, but by God, am I proud to hear
1:15:28
that. No, that's beautiful.
1:15:30
I've got that Lee Greenwood song running in
1:15:32
my heart now. Oh,
1:15:36
it's beautiful. Look at this silly ass. Yeah.
1:15:40
So we will continue at some later date
1:15:42
with the story of Hitler at the Olympics
1:15:44
and maybe finish up some Avery Brundage, but
1:15:46
you get the gist of why Brundage sucks
1:15:48
with all this. Oh yeah. Yeah, it seems
1:15:50
like a dickhead. Reasonably complete, yeah. I
1:15:53
don't like him and I don't support him. I'll
1:15:55
tell you that much. He's
1:15:57
a bastard. Yeah. Well.
1:16:00
I reckon that'll do it for us
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1:16:05
podcast about bastards. That's right.
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new pod. H-A-S-B-A-R-A,
1:16:16
right? H-A-S-B-A-R-A.
1:16:20
Yeah, you can check it out wherever podcasts
1:16:22
are given away for
1:16:24
free. And,
1:16:27
you know, to
1:16:30
quote Benjamin Netanyahu... I
1:16:32
want you to come. I want you to
1:16:34
come. So,
1:16:37
check it out. Also, I just want
1:16:39
to give a quick shout out to
1:16:42
just a couple of live shows Francesca and I are doing.
1:16:45
We're going to be in gestures. We're
1:16:47
going to be in Chicago during the
1:16:49
DNC doing a couple of
1:16:51
shows. Monday, August
1:16:53
16th, and I think Tuesday, August
1:16:56
17th, we're going to be at
1:16:58
Lincoln Lodge. One
1:17:00
is going to be a live podcast, situation
1:17:02
room slash Bad Hizbarah. The other is
1:17:04
going to be a stand-up show. So, yeah,
1:17:07
check out that. If you're in
1:17:09
Chicago, August, you know,
1:17:11
fucking 19th, August 20th, come,
1:17:13
please. It'll be fun. Yes,
1:17:16
check that out. See Matt and Francesca
1:17:19
live. Yeah, and you won't see us
1:17:21
live because we don't have any plans
1:17:23
to do that in these times soon.
1:17:25
Maybe someday again. You guys should. It
1:17:27
would be sick. One
1:17:30
of these days I'll leave my house again, Matt. I
1:17:34
keep saying that and not leaving my house, but one of
1:17:36
these days I might. It's
1:17:38
great out there in the world, bro. Yeah,
1:17:40
that's what everyone says about the world. Yeah,
1:17:42
everyone loves the world and how good it
1:17:44
is. Yeah, that's the
1:17:47
overwhelming thing I get from social media. People are
1:17:49
happy about the world. If
1:17:51
you go outside, world good. Nothing bad ever
1:17:53
happened. Yeah, all right,
1:17:55
everybody. Go be like
1:17:57
an Olympian and touch grass. These
1:18:01
people run a 너를 쫓아보다 돕는 파란, the
1:18:03
people they're running from. Kill
1:18:05
their children for one shot! They're killing
1:18:08
their kids, they're killing their families, they're
1:18:10
putting bullets around their backs, they're jogging
1:18:12
hard. They're screwing the patient,
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