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to What The birch? Oh. I

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don't want her out. No

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wonder she took the limo

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from us Here in I'm

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honestly surprised. She. Made it.

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This. Way I mean I think she'll get killed.

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the movie the. In a mere

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is Yolanda and have been your

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laundering. I. Would have discovered

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her with her crossover album and with

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his in her biggest fucking them here

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time. I love that. Movie though for

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their movie, You know, Till. As

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a saw. You. On it will become eligible

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for parole and that. After. Thirty Years in

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Prison March Thirtieth. Applied Twenty

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really don't think I don't think we should let her

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out. An issue. Lion.

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Say she didn't do energy and mean

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probably bobbed. You're rude. Room. Mills.

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why is he has hit the heights she

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has hit and i do to believes. In

2:46

her. Of

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a success. The studio executive who saw

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that movie a blink. My God yes

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this was there was a toward a

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it on movies. On movies.

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I wasn't on planes and. Hundred Simply. I

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broke for a second. only a home a movie I

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wanted a movie on a moving are you sure can't.

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Can I ask? A wild. Questioned Lila You do

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you think Jay Lows career would be

3:19

the way it is if Lena did

3:21

not die and them with made. Jordan.

3:25

That's. Like a. Chicken. Or the

3:27

egg question. I think

3:30

so because words. What

3:32

does he do with four other than be

3:34

a dancer? I girl yeah, me. a slider

3:36

all the lake. She must

3:38

have done something before Selena by just can't I

3:40

don't know. I think that's what broke her death.

3:42

And. A burger up and yeah, Yeah.

3:46

I mean I feel like after though was like. Yeah.

3:48

Skyrocket and. No,

3:51

I don't. I don't know. But.

3:54

I would take Selena back. Overzealous career.

3:57

Which is. Nothing. Something

3:59

no one. Sweden make a choice on. A

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hot. Area like the zebra

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likes. Those

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those this life Cpp. Plus they

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were the lot of layers of

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image. Visa Me: I'm I'm I'm

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on the height now so. For.

4:17

A beer. They've been on the hunt for

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a jumpsuit that looks like Murtha tell me

4:21

is ah in my cousin Vinny when she's

4:24

stomping say my biological clock and the purple

4:26

dress that she whereas in the courtroom scene

4:28

at the end have yet to really find

4:30

it. but I think I really want a

4:32

maroon jump soon. Yeah, like so you know

4:34

where? Yeah and I think it would look

4:37

really nice. I mean yeah I don't think

4:39

I'll do the bell bottoms. I think I

4:41

might want it to be like a bird

4:43

but I I think I want sparkles. To

4:45

so that when I'm on the hunt for now. Great.

4:47

Though so specific, see if people

4:50

I believe. In him saying to

4:52

swell I was on a hunt

4:54

for i'm colorful nine these high

4:56

waisted gene. Their believe he they

4:58

serve them right up to me via a fan

5:00

of I did yeah and they have all the

5:02

colors think I. Remember

5:09

that jumpsuit that I buy it and and

5:11

I sent you the group chat, a picture

5:13

of yeah and I was like what Broadway

5:15

aware. That I believe that found a

5:17

bronze you found brought. On

5:20

amazon.com for the low back. From Oh

5:22

and then a low back from

5:24

Allowed Back while and on twitter.

5:27

And I tried it on and it's gray

5:30

over it, so low it's like by my

5:32

fucking ways. Oh and it's. Supporters. Gathered

5:35

under wire. I

5:37

moses it undercuts the know that number under

5:39

the covers, underwire through the it's an underwear

5:41

and and like a long line bras it.

5:43

Has a good thing happy feel of it and then the.

5:45

Back is just open. While

5:48

now So glad! Yes! I

5:50

can't wait for that! Jump see with my boobs!

5:53

Bill. Murray

5:55

Fantasy It. I sixty six felt

5:57

like that because. It's one of the biggest.

6:00

Edit Bay. Begging you can

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own? Yeah basis. They are legally

6:04

allowed to Our is the biggest belt on the

6:06

market? Yes, Where

6:10

does it? It's a big mouth I couldn't

6:12

tell you. I think I googled like. Plus

6:15

size. Bell was a big buck

6:17

golden and it was like how

6:19

big. This big and I

6:21

like it so bag of a it

6:23

tasted like half my body gap as

6:26

they can. I love it. Us.

6:32

Who try to get into belts? Oh.

6:35

I worry about right now and his

6:38

first time I've done that in a

6:40

real at him sooner. you'll have to,

6:42

I see it. Yeah. Logo little that's

6:45

a teensy little bow to see Nobel?

6:47

you love it. Dainty accessory idea. Yeah,

6:49

and that and that gun. Chongqing not

6:52

chunky, know like little. Thin

6:55

accessories. Yeah, words different in that

6:57

way. Yeah, I did songs and

6:59

yeah, like minute was as Breach.

7:02

On keep them. From

7:04

insights. Southam.

7:10

Outlining the it's Wrong susan. Near

7:14

as one of our differences. Yeah.

7:18

I think I'm gonna get into bell. Canada.

7:20

But here's the thing I have trouble

7:22

with. I keep I like this like

7:24

braided felt that I have no no

7:26

I'm reference like I'm like easy and

7:29

it is not. I have an s

7:31

ah but I keep buying it too

7:33

long and. I

7:35

it is. It's too much. And

7:39

I I need to go to a store and high

7:41

on that braided bell. Yeah so I can ensure that

7:43

it's the crack with in size I want them to

7:45

me but I'm like what sort of it and who

7:47

has the bell. The

7:50

here who has the belt Nordstrom. Pulliam

7:54

All would have the Bell

7:56

Navy here. Would. you like to

7:58

go with me to a nordstrom Yes. Really?

8:02

Not really, but I will go. It's

8:04

just because I don't like mall malls. I know, I

8:07

once took you on a mall stroll and I didn't

8:09

love it. She hated this. And

8:11

I said, I'm self-conscious. I'll never suggest

8:13

another thing again. No. It's just

8:15

like if we went to the Americana, I would have liked

8:17

it. I think I need open air. Oh yeah, it was

8:20

the Galleria. Yeah, I don't like the Galleria. Sorry about that.

8:22

And I don't actually like feel physically

8:24

good in a mall. Yeah. Because

8:27

it's like Vegas. It's like meant for you

8:29

to like shut out the outside. It's not

8:31

sunny. There's no air. Bye,

8:33

bye, bye. Bye,

8:36

it's Wall Street. And

8:39

I can't. I'm not prepared. I get it. I

8:41

get it. Yeah. But yeah,

8:43

is there a Nordstrom in the Americana?

8:45

I think so. Oh, there is.

8:47

Yeah. Yeah, OK, let's do that. Let's do the

8:50

air. Yeah. And they have a Sprinkles. I

8:52

love that. Who

8:54

did it? Who said make

8:56

the cake smaller? Who

8:58

did it? Who

9:01

did it? I

9:03

guess that was an insane way to ask

9:05

that. But like truly, who

9:07

said make the cake smaller? I

9:09

think it was Marie Antoinette. Oh.

9:12

No, I'm just kidding. It

9:14

was Amelia Simmons. I

9:18

didn't know the answer for this. Grandmother of

9:20

Gamora Lee Simmons? Just kidding. That's

9:22

the very name of the name.

9:26

Yeah, not Russell Simmons. Well,

9:31

I'm a feminist. OK,

9:35

so Amelia Simmons invented

9:37

the cupcake in 1796 when

9:43

he wrote a recipe

9:46

called A Light Cake to

9:48

Bake in Small Cups. In

9:51

her book, American Cookery,

9:53

that sounds funny.

9:55

American Cookery. It sounds like a slur.

9:58

You fucking Cookery. No

10:01

fear. The other married into the rainy

10:03

season. Ah,

10:06

insisting. I.

10:11

Just don't have you like. To see

10:13

get to the point where she was like. Put it in

10:15

cook. At.

10:18

Put it in cook and. Then. He

10:20

really hates. Okay, I'm not. I'm. As

10:24

he that is brilliant. I am

10:26

love everyone having an individual cupcake

10:28

and their families And Destroy a

10:30

cake. You. Know math

10:32

the correct way. not massacring cakes. I mean,

10:34

if you think about it, And.

10:37

Engines are crazy. Is. Vincent are

10:39

crazy. Who the fuck him up with a

10:41

brownie. Grand. Up the

10:43

chocolate! It is. It

10:45

gets me going into a powder and get

10:47

meat eggs from those. I. Think those

10:49

chickens have some. We. Can Eat, put it

10:52

in, look out or see the

10:54

you that urges when they are

10:56

make you rallies get made. A

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sample of Santa. Isn't

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fire happening behind them? For

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this chaos around and. Put.

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It in the fires. Were

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gonna have a tree soon. And

11:15

like a say interventions are you keep just may

11:18

mean but. True.

11:22

I mean, Images.

11:24

Are crazy Lollipop. If

11:28

you really think about it, how many of

11:30

that I want candy for a while. And

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I hate hold am hand a linked to

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get sick. Man him be done.

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Mr. Joyce. Ah

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ah. Ha ha ha. soda

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mugging, large hard candies mounted

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on steaks and ninety eight

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he named them after. A

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racehorse as a mile. Lolly Puck

11:54

and trademark the like pop name

11:56

And Nineteen Thirty one. Who.

12:00

How. Know.

12:02

That something amazing. A lollipop for

12:05

the first time. Here. Like what's

12:07

in your mouth wide enough? sticks his

12:09

in a like. Just. On yeah.

12:16

There's a little while. And

12:19

then the birthing would go. Minutes were

12:21

they says or it all but they

12:23

were all my guy that they are

12:26

really going crazy really where. You

12:28

know it's not as i'm of like how

12:30

do you think they arrived that gum or

12:32

like to throw the you think someone put

12:34

a piece a ham in a lollipop at

12:36

one point there like you can get candy

12:39

and and something. And

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they were like now on, I'm. Know

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like so he. Says

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so you think they're like. A. Mini.

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the gun. In

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my. Brain Yes Still, I

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have no salary, grow grapes,

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not no closer. With Lear

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in. A circle This are. Spread.

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Ah America I think Sunday. So.

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as i get to the that the hello

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there the job that but i think would

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probably raise. Crazy.

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It's crazy Pubs Heard.

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He has. This. Know this. Is

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settled with. So.

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Get place that made it so

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much some of them could come

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up with blood. Get me that?

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you possibly know? Yes, is

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crazy flower an egg and is you know

13:57

that's all it is is that all his

13:59

i this lady with dead eyes making it

14:01

for her kids. Yeah. And it

14:03

was flour and eggs and she just like

14:06

mixed it slowly together and then put it

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14:10

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I'm really marveling about food right now. Inventions

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a world Where

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meat and Then one one

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let us on the outside. Whoa Could

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have been in another in another

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my god. Isn't that crazy? That's crazy in

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another dimension There's a

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this year recording a podcast, but

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she has like hair. I like

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this This multiverse

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thing looks light variation

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You see a difference? It's not only

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a callback from last

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week's episode. And

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we definitely didn't record it on the same day one

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after another. No way! I

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just remembered it. Such good memory. Oh

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boy oh boy. Okay so let's

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pretend a multiverse is real. Okay. What

18:24

do you think you want

18:27

to see in a multiverse? Oh. Or

18:29

yeah what do you want to see? Okay

18:32

so multiverse different life stuff. What

18:35

would you want to see Seshir in a multiverse doing?

18:38

Okay you've traveled to the 18th dimension. Okay.

18:41

What's she doing? Seshir

18:43

is um she

18:46

is uh

18:50

maybe she's... Well this is hard because

18:52

I don't want her to have a better life than me. Oh. I

18:55

also want to have her have like a worse life. Mmm.

18:59

Uh maybe she's in

19:02

a band. Oh. Yeah

19:06

maybe she's in a band touring and

19:09

um like being a

19:11

rock star and stuff. Mmm hmm.

19:14

And uh like uh

19:18

writing songs about uh

19:21

all her lovers. Oh. Yeah

19:24

many lovers. Okay. All

19:26

right. And

19:29

uh and and

19:31

and and she's like messy.

19:34

Oh. Yeah. Okay. Wow

19:38

okay so you created a worse life for yourself

19:41

because I don't seem to be involved. What

19:43

if you're in the band? Great

19:48

thank you. Cool I'm so glad. What's

19:53

what's 18th dimension Nicole? I'm in a

19:56

band and... Oh my god. Ha

19:58

ha ha. And

20:00

I have a mohawk, like storm

20:02

in the comic book. And

20:04

I wear a lot of

20:06

green. And

20:10

I had a baby, but I don't raise it.

20:14

My mom does because she's still alive

20:16

in this dimension. Okay. I just watched

20:18

the flash and just burning in my

20:20

brain. Yeah. No,

20:23

my mom's dead there too. I

20:25

can't have my alternate

20:28

reality version of me having a nicer time. Yeah.

20:31

Okay. Well, it's like the

20:33

Doctor Strange movie, the

20:36

multiverse of madness. Do you see that? Yeah. Yeah.

20:38

Do we see together? No. No. Okay.

20:41

But we're

20:46

Wanda Scott-Witch

20:48

has kids in all the dimensions

20:50

except for hers, which is crazy.

20:52

Yeah, which is pretty wild. Yeah. It's

20:55

like, why me? Yeah. It's

20:57

like, well, because you have to bring the drama. Gotta

20:59

bring the drama. You're the main character, bitch. Kill,

21:02

kill, kill. Kill, kill, kill.

21:06

Oh boy. Yeah. I'm in a band. I wear a lot of

21:08

green. I scratch it. I don't want a child. I

21:10

don't want a child in any birth. Yeah. But

21:13

I do have a turtle. Okay.

21:15

Because I like green. Yes. Wow.

21:18

We love this. Oh my God. I saw

21:20

a video of people dressed as the Ninja

21:22

Turtles getting a pizza delivered and

21:24

the pizza man runs away. Oh

21:29

my God. He was scared. I

21:31

don't know. I don't know if he knew that because you

21:33

have to remember young people might not

21:35

know who the Ninja Turtles are. So they're just

21:37

like, what the fuck? But

21:41

a new Ninja Turtles just came out recently.

21:43

So I feel like even if you didn't

21:45

grow up with the

21:47

cartoon that we saw or any of the movies

21:49

we saw when we were young, like

21:52

I think you're at least saw a billboard or

21:54

like we're aware of the new one that came

21:56

out, right? Or maybe not.

21:59

I don't know. Maybe it wasn't served

22:01

to you on TikTok. Maybe

22:07

this lady is on TikTok all day

22:09

and had no idea what content is

22:11

or what movies are being made right

22:13

now. I don't know. Or

22:16

maybe it was a staged video. It was

22:18

probably staged. It really

22:20

sucks. It

22:22

does suck. I don't like staged

22:25

videos. I don't like AI. I

22:29

sent you a picture of a braid store with two big

22:31

braids on the side and I was like, this is so

22:33

cool. And then I was like, oh, is it AI? I

22:35

don't know what to believe anymore. Yeah,

22:37

me either. It's really scary. Should we

22:39

get into conspiracy theories and fall into

22:41

a deep dark hole? Oh no. Yes.

22:47

It's just really frustrating because I want to believe real

22:49

stuff. I know. I keep seeing things where I'm like,

22:52

oh, cool couch. Beautiful dress. Oh, it's AI.

22:54

Yes. Why did you show this to me?

22:57

I can't get it. Yeah, this sucks. It's

22:59

like the Wonka thing. We talked about that, right? Did

23:02

we? I don't know. I don't think so. Did we?

23:04

What about Wonka? That

23:07

was an AI thing. I mean,

23:09

specifically. The pictures that promoted

23:11

the Wonka experience in England or whatever. Oh,

23:13

that. I thought you meant the movie.

23:15

Yeah, no. I see. Yes, the Wonka

23:17

experience in, where was that? In like

23:20

Dublin or something. Glasgow. Glasgow. Yes, that

23:22

was crazy. Yeah. And very funny. That's

23:24

just going to keep happening. Yeah. Mm.

23:27

Mm. Mm. Mm. But I'm like, how

23:29

come the internet doesn't want to regulate it? Or

23:32

like whoever runs the internet. I don't know. Where's

23:34

the internet? Isn't

23:37

it crazy? It's just this thing.

23:39

Yeah, it's weird. I

23:41

don't know. I feel like the government

23:44

has to regulate it. Someone has to regulate

23:46

it. Yeah. Right. Also,

23:49

I saw online that

23:51

I don't know if this is a bit or not,

23:53

but they were like, Apparently Al

23:55

Gore was like advocating for the internet.

23:57

And They're like, that's what. Al Gore-

24:00

The mean and I was like I simply won't

24:02

look anything else up about it, but I will

24:04

retain this in my brain for later. No way.

24:06

I don't think. It's true. I don't think that's true.

24:09

I didn't look it up. I just as the video

24:11

and I said. Well. Put that my

24:13

mind to say out. Loud later with confidence relative

24:16

of Al Gore is why algorithm of the

24:18

I don't think both true. I don't think

24:20

it's true either but I. Again,

24:23

Did. Not confirm or deny. Er. Confirm.

24:26

Are. Unconfirmed. Lord

24:29

in hockey and dumber by the death

24:32

sentence that. Known

24:34

on the. It was not named

24:36

after out immediately they did it it

24:38

it but after a Abu Abd Allah

24:40

mohammad in most of our car is

24:43

me curry me. Wow.

24:46

Sounds. Pretty easy enough phobic that we

24:48

just shortened it to algorithm. Feel. Like

24:51

a algorithm we can say all this. That's.

24:57

Okay, so it's been dispelled

24:59

rather easily, and neither do

25:01

I decided to wine google

25:03

thirds of it will notify

25:05

at all. I simply don't

25:07

want to. Ever

25:10

since I is. Only

25:12

gone. And that's how fake news spreads.

25:14

Yeah. We

25:18

just. Saw the repercussions in

25:20

real time. I saw

25:22

fake news, told you fake news, and we dispelled

25:24

it really easily. But. A lot

25:26

of people aren't young. I do gonna

25:29

film. Look

25:31

it up. Let it sit Up Up Up Up

25:33

Up Up Up Up Up Up Up Up. That's

25:35

so funny. You know people who like. Believe.

25:37

The like Really What? Like there was a i saw a video

25:40

of the lady was like. Actually,

25:42

Job items that president Trump says and i

25:44

was like so Trump is president currently and

25:46

she's like yep same he needs to win

25:48

again because the country thing when by obama

25:50

and it was like she just kept saying

25:52

a lot of like thing that just did

25:54

it make sense and at would have club

25:56

that sentence in the internet nail of the

25:59

I think also. Ah da river

26:01

where I saw this is why

26:03

is. He

26:05

your. Search. Algorithm

26:08

will adjust to would you.

26:10

Want to leave? I'd You're telling

26:12

me Algore has made it so?

26:15

I only see I wanna. See yet.

26:17

Wow! And that lady when she

26:19

google. Ah is Obama currently

26:21

running the country. And is bad and

26:23

a fry And is Trump actually the President? Something.

26:26

Will pop up and she'll be like that.

26:29

See. This. Is what I'm talking about.

26:31

At his lake. Your

26:34

your. Search. His leg.

26:36

Like oh, aggregated silly things the

26:38

I'll keep searching for. Yes, this

26:40

was a documentary. That I think we both was.

26:43

I think so because it's now like coming

26:45

back to me. But again, I'm like how

26:47

come whoever is regulating the internet Which to

26:49

me okay, what do you think The Internet

26:51

of. Let him if

26:53

he blake is have you really? Thought

26:55

about it and the like maybe this is internet. Like.

26:58

A small man in a room helping everybody. hi. This

27:03

is like ah they need this lady

27:06

that says a running around similar letting

27:08

good at that them like inside out.

27:10

But not for people for the inner

27:12

in the area. Until I've been given

27:15

I. Didn't I

27:17

guess I think of it the air as a

27:19

play. The. As

27:21

the gets Blake and the Know. What?

27:25

Yeah, What is it? I think it's a bunch

27:27

of wires. Is a vast

27:29

network that the next computers all over the

27:31

world and that's not a real sense and

27:33

less I network. I

27:40

guess. We.

27:44

It's. Okay, if you really start

27:46

thinking about. I ended my therapy

27:48

session the other day with my

27:51

therapist going. I think rescue on

27:53

his existential questions right now that

27:55

we simply don't have time to

27:57

get to know like Saxon says.

28:00

I'm I'm like if you think about it. Sound.

28:02

As crazy as you they will sound is.

28:05

There's a. Snowstorm.

28:11

A role as the sibley of his argument

28:13

but I was like did like seeing like

28:15

the way humans are are crazy and I'm

28:17

like oh I think I said why are

28:19

we here in Aus you like and will

28:22

be playing Get into that Not a Laker

28:24

a new thing by simply was like why.

28:28

It's dark, but I was like people

28:30

who don't wanna die, die and people

28:32

who are indifferent about life has to

28:34

just keep living. Why? Why

28:37

does that happen? The

28:40

Down or have a question that we could

28:42

set up with. Yeah.

28:46

I'm now. Leg. And.

28:49

Feelings, things they say

28:51

lake. Is like a

28:53

life's purpose Some lakes. We're

28:56

all here to learn a lesson. As if

28:58

you believe Maria Cock Incarnation, you keep coming

29:00

back to learn that same lesson until you

29:02

have learned it. and then you can. Transcend.

29:05

To a different. Level. But.

29:08

There's. No proof that we don't have. Yeah.

29:11

You know it's like if reincarnations real

29:13

remember that snail I wanted to help

29:15

across the road elite know that Mckay

29:17

else you wanted to save a snail

29:19

Them and him back at it was

29:21

cry. What? Is

29:24

that was Debbie from Accounting. I'm

29:30

getting reincarnated. Do a snail for

29:32

someone to step. On the an app.

29:35

On her. Let's move faster. A

29:40

Kansas Take L and Debbie and then

29:42

she comes back as Sukkari Richardson. Like

29:44

ups and like so. I never

29:46

again. Your

29:48

eyes his life as crazy and if

29:51

you think about like hotcakes. Somebody.

29:53

Has think about if somebody

29:55

said i'm gonna make ceramic

29:57

mugs like. Crazy. I

30:07

know. Somebody

30:09

said bring the word make applies

30:11

to like with and are as

30:13

soon as where we eat from

30:15

now on. All

30:18

these inventors you keep clothing are

30:21

in dire straits. simulate so. It's

30:24

very urgent. Spring loaded,

30:28

Me to. Carry

30:30

something normal sounding other not because.

30:35

Of I have my a bad

30:37

idea. That

30:40

is that it. Through all of the

30:42

people the business set screaming at people

30:45

in there. That can also be like

30:47

running around. Or

30:58

isn't the way of history? Well.

31:02

Trees will would. It's true, As.

31:09

It. Is

31:17

I get a lot of i'm drunk

31:19

or. This

31:21

is a high got. I'm a very much

31:23

beginning to see why, but this is my

31:26

baseline me walking around the world like. Somebody

31:31

said. Crazy

31:43

as. Far

31:48

as. I

31:51

as a tree. Another I tried

31:53

the house know I was trying

31:55

to think of what you a

31:57

call a house minutes. as pieces of

31:59

wood and stuff because

32:01

before what it was tree but

32:05

I guess if we got to the point of house we have wood a wood

32:09

box get inside the wood box

32:12

oh boy paper towel it's crazy I

32:15

could go on and on doors

32:17

somebody said I don't want

32:19

to see what's going on over there and

32:24

I don't want anyone to see what's going

32:26

on in here either it's just the world

32:31

out books are

32:33

crazy someone said I have a story

32:35

and I want others to like go

32:37

on an adventure with me yeah books are really

32:39

generous thing am I okay you're

32:47

really really existential moment yeah I

32:49

just really just thought about books yeah like

32:51

the babysitter's club we get to go on

32:53

adventures with me am I having

33:07

an aneurysm something

33:11

who got unlocked in your brain it really

33:13

did don't

33:19

ruin the slice and tree I just

33:21

slice the tree you better not

33:23

put your cup on the tree you

33:26

better get me a different piece of wood small

33:29

slices and put it in there oh

33:35

my god someone said we

33:37

got to get to space like that's

33:39

crazy mm-hmm a bunch of people said

33:41

okay yeah isn't that not cuz

33:43

if you said to me now even with

33:45

technology I gotta get to space I'd be like

33:47

fish what why but

33:49

like somebody said that first and then they did it

33:52

yeah or they staged it I think I

33:57

told you this story I did um Hildegrass

34:00

Tyson's StarTalk, and

34:03

there was a NASA historian on the panel with

34:05

me, and they usually have a comedian on

34:07

there to shake things up and make the

34:10

science conversations a little more fun. And

34:13

so I was a comedian, and this

34:15

NASA historian was there, and Neil was asking a

34:17

question to the historian, like, what

34:20

was the most difficult part of

34:23

the moon landing? And then I jumped

34:25

in and said, the lighting. And

34:27

he didn't like that. The

34:31

historian was like, well, we did go to the moon. And I was like,

34:33

yeah, I know. And then

34:36

afterwards, he gave me this

34:38

little button of the moon

34:40

boot footprint. And

34:42

he was like, I like having this, because it reminds me of the

34:45

mission that we actually accomplished. And I was like, I know.

34:48

I wasn't, I was a joke. I'm the

34:50

comedian, remember? That's

34:52

so funny. And

34:56

I imagine if it was fake,

34:59

and then they're like, oh God,

35:02

she might tell more people. Can't we cut this out of here? We gotta cut

35:04

it, we gotta cut it. Get her in a pen, get her in a pen!

35:07

God, that's so funny. Did

35:10

you get more tea? Yeah, I

35:12

got more hot water for my tea. Oh. But

35:15

now it's probably cold. I

35:17

just don't remember it being that full. It

35:20

was that full at one point, and then I drank more of it, and

35:22

then I filled it back up. Okay. Yeah. To

35:25

answer questions or take a test, take

35:27

a test. I can

35:29

give you a test today. All right,

35:31

give me a test. What's

35:33

three plus four? Seven.

35:38

What's the square root of

35:40

eight? No.

35:43

Point something? Nine? What is, how do

35:45

you describe it? I don't know the square root of thing, right? It's

35:49

okay. What's

35:51

the capital of Florida?

35:56

Tallahassee. Okay. Do

35:58

you know this? No! Just ask me questions.

36:01

Okay, this is fun. And we'll

36:04

never check. Yeah, you do me. Okay.

36:08

Ah! Oh no. Okay,

36:11

you got it, it's right. Six times six.

36:15

Eight times two. Well,

36:17

square root of 12. Can

36:24

you do that? Six. Ah. I

36:27

know, I simply don't know. I don't know. Okay.

36:35

How big do you think the ocean is? Really big.

36:37

Do you think people live in the ocean? Ha

36:39

ha ha ha ha. Cause, okay,

36:42

hear me out. Like in Wakanda?

36:45

Kind of. Hear me out. Like

36:47

90% of the ocean has not been

36:50

discovered yet. Right. We don't

36:52

know if once you hit the floor, there's

36:54

a door and there's people, they're

36:56

like, we don't want people to see what we're doing here. So they

36:58

put a door. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. But

37:03

there could be people down there. That's like

37:05

the whole idea of Atlantis, right? Oh

37:08

yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess in A Little Mermaid. Is

37:12

that the little mermaid? Is she an Atlantis? No,

37:14

that's people. Who's an Atlantis? Huh?

37:20

Who's an Atlantis? Is the little mermaid an Atlantis?

37:22

No, I think it's like water people. Oh, so

37:25

these are two separate stories. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,

37:27

okay. I don't know

37:29

where they are in The Little Mermaid. Oh,

37:33

I guess I don't know either. One

37:35

of the most famous in the Little Mermaid

37:38

is said to have found its underwater kingdom

37:40

completely after Atlantis. Okay. Oh, okay.

37:42

Oh, she resides in Atlantica. Okay.

37:46

Yeah, they didn't even try. Ha ha ha

37:48

ha ha ha. Are you kidding? Atlantica. That's

37:51

funny. Oh my God, can you see the history? Can you

37:54

see the history? Poseidon? History of

37:56

Atlantis and popular culture. Ooh,

37:59

direct TV insider. No it's

38:01

in Tomb Raider. Atlantis is

38:03

in Tomb Raider. And in Spongebob? I guess

38:05

is that really what I wanted? No. Plato

38:10

told the story of Atlantis around 360 BC. That's

38:13

early. Pretty early. The founders

38:16

of Atlantis, he said, were

38:19

half God, half human. They

38:21

created a utopian civilization and

38:23

became a great naval power.

38:26

So they used their belly buttons. They

38:30

had all their secrets in there. Their

38:32

home was made of concentric

38:35

islands separated by wide moats and linked

38:38

by a canal that penetrated the center.

38:41

Mmm, okay. Their navels. Their

38:44

navels were which were the centers. Okay, this

38:46

is going to be a very stupid question.

38:50

But how did years work? So

38:52

is it one BC? And then,

38:55

because BC is before Christ. Uh-huh. And

38:58

then... ADs

39:01

after death? Is it? That's

39:04

what I thought. Yeah, after the death

39:06

of Christ? Yeah. Why

39:10

didn't we just go... Why did he have

39:12

anything to do with years? Why didn't we

39:14

go one to now? I don't know. Oh,

39:18

Anno Domini. Oh, for the

39:20

year of our Lord. It's

39:23

the way of counting years based on the estimated birth

39:25

of Jesus Christ. BC is before Christ and it's the

39:27

way of counting years before estimated birth of Jesus Christ.

39:29

AD starts with year one and continues... How

39:33

far back do we go with BC? Yeah.

39:36

And what year is it now in

39:38

BC? They stopped. It says

39:41

to present day. Oh, sorry. AD

39:43

starts with one and... Yeah, they

39:45

stopped with... They stopped BC when...

39:49

After death. There

39:52

is no year zero. Uh... Why

39:56

do we do it like this? This

39:58

is so dumb. How

40:01

many years have we been here? Also

40:07

those who are not Christian, why are

40:09

we doing this? Yeah,

40:13

so my year is different than everybody else. Oh.

40:18

Oh. Like who believes in... Yeah. Yeah?

40:22

Okay, so the universe is

40:25

13 to 15 billions years old. So

40:32

why aren't we in 15 billion

40:34

and one? But what's the universe?

40:37

How long has the Earth been around? Yeah, how long

40:39

have humans been around? Yeah,

40:41

how many years has civilization been popping? And

40:46

have it in just like that. How

40:49

long has civilization been popping? Okay,

40:55

I'm glad Google understood what we were saying. The

40:58

earliest civilizations developed between 4000 and 3000 BCE

41:00

when the rise of agriculture and trade...

41:06

Who's E? Before Christian Easter? Like

41:08

what are we doing? Who's E? Before

41:12

Christ even. You

41:15

have a name by like a valley girl. Before Christ even.

41:18

I can't speak like that. I

41:22

can't. Oh my god. Many

41:25

people no longer had to practice farming

41:27

allowing a diverse array of professions. I

41:30

don't care about that. Okay, so modern

41:32

humans evolved in Africa around 300,000 years

41:34

ago. So

41:37

we're in the year 300,000. I

41:40

know them bitches didn't know what years were and

41:42

stuff because they didn't invent it

41:44

yet because somebody had to go... Give me

41:47

a calendar! Quick! You have it

41:49

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41:51

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44:53

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44:57

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44:59

i have a very complex crushed than.

45:01

Ah, Let so basically a friend

45:04

of mine was over. At my apartment

45:06

a couple months ago and. We

45:09

ended up talking about another fan. And

45:12

how they're struggling and. I'll.

45:15

Only person the person's name is

45:17

T. Let's just say so Katie!

45:19

I are talking about another fans

45:21

and work for like order not

45:23

to involve and Katie those yeah.

45:26

They have this, they probably have

45:28

the mental health diagnosed as they

45:30

probably have a crazy idea is

45:33

that and they go on and

45:35

on talking about how horrible people

45:37

with a side note that are

45:39

how ah they're really erotic at

45:41

hard to be around. And

45:44

I have that exact diagnosis.

45:47

I. Never shared that with Katie.

45:49

She. Has no idea but she literally

45:51

just than five minutes shit talking the

45:53

and my mom. and

45:56

she has no idea home i try to avoid

45:58

her for several months and And every time she

46:00

asked to hang out, I just

46:02

said I was busy. And I thought she was going

46:04

to get the hint. However, we run in similar circles.

46:07

And a mutual friend ended up bringing us

46:09

together. I told that friend

46:12

what happened and said, I don't really want to go.

46:15

I'm going to go to support you.

46:17

But this person, Katie, really hurt my

46:19

feelings. And my question

46:21

is, should I tell Katie what

46:24

happened? I actually don't want to share this

46:26

diagnosis with her because of how

46:28

insensitive she was. And I'd rather just

46:30

cut her out of my life altogether. But

46:33

she does pop up because we run

46:35

in very similar circles. And she's sometimes

46:37

there at group gatherings and

46:39

events. So yeah,

46:43

what is your advice for this? Mm.

46:49

My initial thought was, just tell her, D.va. But

46:51

then you were like, I don't give a shit

46:53

about this girl. I

46:58

do think maybe there is a place to

47:00

be like, hey, I just

47:02

feel a little funky

47:05

about the way you talked about this. I

47:07

just take mental health seriously and didn't

47:09

really feel great that you were so judging about that. So

47:13

I'm not feeling hanging right now. Yeah.

47:16

Yeah. I think if you do feel like

47:18

you need to talk to this person at all

47:21

because they keep popping up, and if this

47:23

person asks directly, hey, what happened? Why do

47:25

we have a falling out? I

47:28

think that's fair to be like, I didn't love how you

47:30

were talking about the potential

47:32

diagnosis of our friend. Boom.

47:37

We're going to put it on the friend. You were talking

47:39

shit about our friend, and that didn't make me feel comfortable or safe

47:41

with you. Yeah. And you don't even have

47:43

to bring up mental health. You don't even have to bring

47:45

it up. Although I do wish you were like, surprise, bitch.

47:48

Like in the moment, I'm back.

47:53

Proving her point. Oh no, you are crazy.

47:55

Oh my god. It

47:58

is kind of shitty that people. have such

48:00

biases on mental health. Yeah.

48:02

I was like watching

48:05

this Instagram because, you know,

48:07

like that's our education. I could do anything else in

48:09

the world, but I choose to stare at

48:11

my phone. And it was a couple like

48:15

soothing each other. Like they have a song that they

48:17

sing when like someone's having trouble emotionally

48:19

regulating. And all the comments were like,

48:22

these idiots. And I was like, sure, maybe

48:24

it's cringy that they put it online, but

48:26

like they have a way to

48:28

be okay. Yeah. And like, isn't that cool?

48:31

Yeah. It's

48:34

like when you tell like an older person

48:36

in your family, you're going to therapy and they're like,

48:38

why would you go to therapy? What should I go

48:40

to therapy and talk about how my grandma beat me?

48:42

And it's like, yeah, absolutely. I

48:44

think people sometimes see things

48:46

as like corny or whatever. And they're like,

48:48

that's dumb. And it's like, no, no,

48:51

yeah, chill out. Yeah. And

48:53

it's absolutely not your job to educate

48:55

your friend on like

48:57

the ins and outs of

48:59

your diagnosis or just like how to

49:01

speak about mental health in general. But

49:05

I'm also assuming that this friend is

49:07

just ignorant. They don't know, they

49:09

don't have enough information or don't have

49:11

anyone close to them who is experiencing

49:14

anything like this. So that's

49:16

probably where this, these ideas have

49:18

come from, which is unfortunate. Which

49:22

again, not your job to like

49:25

teach her anything. But

49:27

I feel like if this person knew, oh, I

49:29

do have a friend who actually has that thing

49:31

that I thought was so wild and like, like,

49:34

I don't know, negative for whatever reason, maybe they'd

49:36

be like, oh, if someone so like that and

49:38

they're managing it or like, you know, they're living

49:40

their life however they live it and it

49:42

doesn't bother me at all. Maybe they

49:45

have a different viewpoint on it. Yeah. Like

49:48

I watched a video, this man

49:50

with schizophrenia records

49:52

himself because he was like, I don't,

49:55

because he has schizophrenia, he's like, I'm not talking

49:57

to nobody. But then Well,

50:00

let's explore it. And then he watched

50:02

himself talk to nobody. And I think

50:04

for him, it de-stigmatized it to him.

50:07

And then the fact that he puts it online,

50:09

I think de-stigmatizes the illness in general

50:12

for people. So he's like, I don't do anything that

50:14

harms anybody. I truly will just be in my living

50:16

room and be like, I don't want pancakes. It's

50:19

not funny, but like, you know,

50:21

I don't know. Yeah. Why

50:24

did I bring that up? De-stigmatizing

50:28

different mental health things. Yeah. So

50:31

he's like, educating. So that's his choice, but you don't have to.

50:33

Yeah. Yeah. So I

50:35

guess any answer is okay. You don't have

50:37

to have this person in your life. It sounds like you don't

50:39

care. You don't care. But if it's a thing where it's like,

50:41

well, this person, he's popping up and I feel like I should

50:44

say something or at least say something so he can stop bothering

50:46

me or other friends can stop

50:48

bothering me about like, hanging out with this person, then

50:50

you could be like, yeah, put it on the friend

50:52

or just like, that left a bad taste in my

50:55

mouth. Yeah. Solved.

50:58

Hi, Nicole. I'm just here. This

51:00

might be a kind of a

51:02

long story, but trying to

51:04

make it short. So

51:08

there's four of us in this friend group. One

51:10

friend is married and

51:12

just had a baby. And

51:16

there's a rumor going around about

51:18

her partner saying something that

51:21

they should

51:24

not have said. A

51:29

homophobic comment that

51:32

a friend of a friend told us, I

51:36

just don't know how exactly to bring it up to

51:39

said friend, if their

51:41

partner actually said this, this pretty

51:43

big deal breaker for the

51:46

other people in the friend group. I

51:50

just kind of wanted to get you guys to take what's

51:53

a good conversation started. Again, this is

51:55

just a rumor. I'm trying to defend

51:57

them, but we have no idea. It's a friend of a

51:59

friend. friend kind

52:01

of just bringing this up. Any

52:05

advice would be really, really appreciative.

52:08

This has been going on for a couple of months. And

52:11

that we've just been dancing

52:13

on the subject of bringing it up. And

52:18

honestly, I'm just getting tired of all

52:20

of us hanging out and just boy else and being

52:22

in the room for some of us, but not all

52:24

of us. Appreciate

52:27

the help. Thank you so much. Talk

52:29

to you guys later. Love the podcast. I

52:31

don't really like rumors. No. And

52:34

I'm sick and tired. Look

52:36

at that. We're

52:40

getting a parent trap too.

52:52

And a Freaky Friday sequel.

52:54

Yeah. Oh, sorry. It

52:56

was Freaky Friday. Not parent, parent, parent

52:58

trap. That'd be great. Wouldn't it? But

53:01

I guess it won't happen.

53:03

But we can't ask for too many things at

53:05

once. Also, she's an adult. She

53:08

can really play twins still. I would love to see what

53:10

these twins are. Yeah.

53:14

Wow. My statement really makes it seem

53:17

like I only see children or twins. It

53:19

is a childish thing to look like somebody

53:21

else. It's

53:25

a childish thing. Don't

53:28

you grow out of that eventually? Yeah,

53:31

you fucking figure it out and get your own fucking face. I

53:34

think my thought process was it was like

53:36

heavily involved parents. I was like, oh, you're

53:38

an adult, you know? But yeah, you

53:40

could do a parent trap with this. Maybe

53:43

the twins get parent traps. Maybe their

53:45

kids trap them to be reunited as

53:47

sisters because they got in a fight

53:50

at someone's wedding. Wipe it

53:53

up, Hollywood. Ring,

53:55

ring, ring. Hello, Netflix. I

53:58

got your next fuckfucker. What

54:00

were you talking about?

54:05

Oh yes, okay. I

54:10

don't even know what you would bring up to your friend because

54:12

you don't have anything. There's no evidence

54:14

here. It's not like, I mean,

54:16

I don't know what the specific rumor is.

54:18

It's like, what was really to

54:21

us is that the, this,

54:23

your friend's partner may have said

54:26

a homophobic slur. But

54:30

we don't know, we don't know if it's, if

54:32

it'd be more clear if it was like, that person

54:34

said it to one of your friends. But

54:38

that didn't happen, I don't think. So

54:40

it's not, there's nothing to

54:42

say. And I,

54:45

and you know, I guess if this person's

54:48

showing behavior that is

54:50

in line with that, and you just get

54:52

bad vibes, for sure. Facing

54:55

your judgment on this person for a thing that

54:57

you don't even know is true, you can create

54:59

a whole story about a person with

55:01

your little group, talking about,

55:03

like shit, talking this person's partner and

55:05

being like, they're so, of course

55:07

they parked in that parking spot. They

55:10

hate the gays. Like, they just make up a

55:12

whole thing because of this thing that you don't

55:14

actually know is true. It's not verified. So I

55:16

would say, like, don't bring it up because

55:19

that also sucks. And now, now

55:21

you're pregnant friends is like, oh,

55:24

I guess all my friends think my, my partner's

55:27

homophobic. But like, we

55:29

don't know how. Yeah. Yeah.

55:32

I also agree. Like,

55:36

we're mad about a thing that we don't know if

55:38

it's true or not. Yeah. Yeah.

55:41

I, although I do love you saying, talking

55:44

with your little group of friends, being

55:47

like, he parked there because he doesn't like gays. And

55:50

to me, he's getting out of like a rav floor

55:52

and a handicap spot. And it's like, well, that doesn't

55:54

make sense. Well, that's

55:56

simply, you have jumped to a

55:58

very interesting conclusion. And

56:01

will you about that? But that's

56:03

what it is and you assume

56:05

things and believe things that aren't

56:07

proven true. You start believing a

56:09

bunch of weird bullshit. Yeah

56:12

Also who started this rumor? Who said it says

56:14

as a friend of a friend was like says

56:17

birth name Is that even the group? Yeah. News.

56:21

They. I think it's a non starter. I

56:23

think it's just like shit talking. At

56:26

and another episode we talked. About how of

56:28

room a terrible rumor with started about.

56:31

Ah Tommy Hilfiger. Sir Ian. And

56:33

you don't wanna be that email. Still,

56:38

Be the sake email at when around a. Good

56:41

truth. Sylvia it is. And

56:43

here's the thing I can against. Shit.

56:46

Talk and a person? Oh yeah or

56:48

hate. Not a person that we all

56:50

collectively don't let your mind real reasons

56:52

to the plan to use hand you

56:54

can. You. Can find reasons to hate

56:56

anybody? Us. Do

56:59

that right as in and then he. That's

57:01

the thing you could bring up. Like what?

57:03

I really hate the way this man wears

57:05

you. the my how yes or were like

57:07

Mother Teresa I like Teresa with an H

57:09

that stupid that she's a fellow. the name

57:11

mother fucker. We do and isn't. And

57:13

you even anybody. Who's.

57:16

The nicest person or other. Figure

57:18

out something. Ah, a. Paddington.

57:20

Bear Paddington Bear. that little shit

57:23

is full of it's stuffing ambushes.

57:25

Also, a little rain. Flicker, You

57:27

are the rain for whom. I

57:29

bet it'll rain every day. Wow.

57:32

He's. By funky in there to whereas little

57:35

I never take a shower, the clock

57:37

and stuff the animal feel good. Showers

57:39

hit it that yeah what's something you

57:41

guys love? It

57:43

because. I

57:47

love Bluey! Who's. Blowing

57:49

of the great start Louis is A

57:52

is a It's a little kids who.

57:55

Grow. up yeah grow up really grow

57:57

out below where they in the adult

58:00

Yeah, are you blue or not? Sounds

58:02

wishy-washy and bluey. Yeah, are

58:04

you actually blue? Commit. Commit, bitch. Okay.

58:06

Junice, what do you like? I love

58:08

Sistrac too. Oh boy!

58:11

It's a terrible fucking movie,

58:13

because guess what? It is not

58:15

a second beat of the first

58:17

movie. It's a different fucking movie

58:19

with the same people. How are

58:21

they teachers now? They were in

58:23

a convent. You can't just get certified as a

58:25

teacher in a couple of years. Why

58:29

does Cheryl Lee Ralph not want

58:31

Laurie Hill, who's obviously talented, to

58:34

not sing? Because it's not a

58:36

viable career choice. Oh, okay. We're

58:38

not allowed to have dreams. That

58:47

being said, it is a great movie.

58:50

I just simply don't think it's a separate

58:52

movie. To be a part of the lineage

58:54

of Sistrac. Delores

58:56

Van Cartier would never become a teacher. Yeah.

58:59

She just, that's not it. She got

59:01

famous being a show, like a

59:04

showgirl slash nun. So

59:08

this is what you should bring up to your friends. Yeah. Talk

59:10

about Sistrac too. If you really

59:12

have any issues, bring up It's About Sistrac too. But

59:15

I really want to reiterate, I do think

59:18

it's a good movie. Just

59:22

a different one. You guessed. Are

59:26

you all right? Yeah, I'll tickle my throat. Well,

59:30

you had a tissue and I was like, has she been coughing

59:32

a lot? Is it tuberculosis? Because

59:34

I feel like people carry around. Like

59:41

blood. I

59:43

guess it is 2024. Like you wouldn't

59:45

be carrying around a hanky covered in blood. And

59:48

I hide it until the end of the movie. I'm

59:51

like, why didn't she tell me? How come

59:54

people were hiding their tuberculosis? They

59:56

could have taken it to the doctor. I

59:58

think of that when it was big. I

1:00:00

think there was maybe no cure. So

1:00:03

they were like, I don't want to stop living my

1:00:05

life. I don't want people around me to stop living

1:00:07

their lives and treating me like normal. So I'm going

1:00:09

to hide my bloody handkerchief and just finish

1:00:12

this cabaret. I

1:00:14

have to keep singing. If

1:00:17

I'm coughing blood into a napkin, I'm going

1:00:19

to sleep. Okay. I'm not working harder. This

1:00:22

is true. Falling out after singing. Get real.

1:00:24

Get real. Well, I'm not going to sleep.

1:00:27

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1:00:31

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