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I'm trying to sing a song
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from the movie. Liar. Liar.
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Ah, the. Way.
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I simply can't really remember. How it goes.
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Which is at another song from Lallana I think is
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is. Happy Happy Birthday!
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I am so happy
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today! It's. Perhaps
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as as a leader? Jim Carey's Get Her
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is having a birthday party that he liked.
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Hum Sue Later Mrs. altogether the clown there
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and the planet singing it and I was
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like why does He sigma. Isn't
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happy Birthday like a song anybody can
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sing in any movie like at? We
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all have the right to happy Birthday
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is our guide. Zero. Slid
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right? Is it like a life than he
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ever? you saw a belief? Yeah. but they
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chose not to do it and that's. One
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of the most beautiful things about Liar. Liar. They
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are telling her. Their own truth
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in their own. Birthday from and nothing
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but the truth they they how was
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your birthday was okay the actual day
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the actual they were so nice. The
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as was a ages rested. As the my birthday
3:00
party with the day before. So. I
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dislike. Till the hell out
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there was something. Boy that's getting
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all. Taking. A full
3:09
day to recuperate. I mean from
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festivities? Truly? By. Think it, I
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feel like I probably would have done that was anger
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to now. I guess there are times I would have
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a gun black. Guy. Go to work
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gotta keep party gonna He very on
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a good you others and I watched
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all of the the reindeer whatever Intense
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fucking shots really intense the I couldn't
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believe it. yeah I was watching a
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be lifeless of. Narrow
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and to finish at. But. I was
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like as I can say I'm enjoying
3:37
myself and those know Leisure Bowl watch.
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It was not pleasurable. It was not
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like a good time at any point.
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it's never a good time. Ever. get
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out. There is forty five minute episodes.
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A bad time. What is in your
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I? Are you okay? Who's in their
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Daily Mirror? Maybe you have on. She's.
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Wrestle. Oh.
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It's a little dirty. Oh
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wait, there tissues hear? The.
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Kids here so helpful! Thank you! Oh My. God. No
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one ever says that. It's
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like. Winners. And where
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I can't see it. Ah,
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Israeli. go invisible harrys me.
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earlier fabric. Paying.
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Maybe if you pinch your losses.
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Chino, Damien and like pull sometimes
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l poll whatever their out. You
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got it now. The. Only
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look at it shore. Know.
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I hate when people say that l y
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y y one of blow in my eyes
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as it's there are particles in their mouth.
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Yeah I'm not blowing in any one. A
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flat. If.
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It was down. Or
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wait. I look up. To.
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That no other less. I.
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Think so. Wow!
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Thanks! Less
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affected us.
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Also insane that I showed. It to
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you know that if you know. I
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get some as a try. you out is a your guy. Is
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this up as injuring your site? Obama
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face. I couldn't see it.
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It was like. Down.
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He was Yeah, it was like. It.
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Was hard to see because the last is are
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going up right Also it was going up button
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it was it had a different. Mrs An arrest
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one. Of
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the yeah me too were all go without.
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We're all here. I didn't fall out on
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my own. yeah I'm a little very much
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attacks I still matter of know bitch you
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don't Oh I forgot to tell you to
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make a wish. List. And there
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was. No. I did make it was either. We.
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Use it, you know? And I wasn't. Near I'm
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sorry I was is so. Like.
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I felt like a hero. You were
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hero, you know? Yes, The Salt
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Lake. What?
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I feel like. How.
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They feel and they go. What? kind of like
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I felt. So.
6:08
Laid off a man. I tried watching the second
6:11
Uncle Ma'am. The. Top
6:13
if is it while. I
6:15
was like oh when did it become able to go
6:17
live action cartoon? It was really yeah. I
6:19
say was. Yeah. I feel
6:21
like. He. Has enough as
6:24
it relates. You. Know. When.
6:27
In doubt, let's the wacky six
6:29
foot. I mean to
6:31
give it a second shot that I then started
6:33
watching as on a plane. A sort
6:35
of what you minority report and nobody
6:37
could have prepared me. For. The
6:39
arm choreography. That Tom Cruise those
6:42
who have you seen this movie know
6:44
the first ten minutes with the movie
6:46
he like i'm this computer but they're
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also in the future So gathering these
6:51
gloves and you just doing it like
6:53
woking the hope that like it will
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lie gold and it's i was like
6:57
what. It. Blew
6:59
my mind to them like they did
7:01
so many takes and he the consummate
7:04
professional. so he probably had that korea
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grass or and was doing the same
7:08
the I couldn't believe it. While. And.
7:10
Then I couldn't finish the movie has. A couldn't get
7:13
past it. Still,
7:16
Is that why? Is it so it yet? Oh
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here it as. Oh, that's it. That's
7:20
a gif of it. But. I am
7:22
sure if you look up like. Him
7:25
on the computer. You can get a video of
7:28
it. Because it's really wild.
7:30
Maybe. This is that. Let's see. Ya
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the arms or out. Yup, this is it. Oh.
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Oh oh yeah. Like
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this: yeah, that that ahead. And
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he loses it either. gently. Yeah. same
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as young as how has both have
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both hands you commanding the mainframe observance.
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You I would love. That. Like blown it
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was in. He's like moving when the
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cameras and not on him that uses
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it. Advocate is all advocated. Oh.
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I need is great. You.
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Know ethel. I. Believe.
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Know. And choreographed this and Thomas viewing
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it. I'm ship that I can imagining
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on. Told him to do that. Who's like. This.
8:18
A be the Bethesda, this will be great and
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Mckenna computer that they're like a finger one who
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likes the have figure that computer didn't seem. Worth.
8:31
It yeah you know I Disney
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they it. Ah because eighth organising
8:35
I know you don't shut off
8:38
without ever get it. They
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tell you not the point. With
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one finger he aziz to. Because.
8:45
I think in some cultures one
8:48
is. Not. The fell so
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I'd never let them to see. What
8:52
cultures don't like that? or what they even means.
8:54
Oh interesting, Beautiful. You look at up am
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I have heard that but I also thought
8:59
you use your fingers says it's stronger like
9:01
I need you to go that way I
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really need to go that way to go
9:05
that lack of doubling down get pissed on
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an airplane. They're not like. The. Exits
9:10
are yeah, the. The. Exits are
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small of a little easier to see
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like than one finger foods like a
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see. The only thing I did they
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were ziyad their vivid to yeah like
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it's definitely this folded for the airlines
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yes. Yes, it's bowl their
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double under yet line be. Civil
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underline the glider. And
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then he and more we do. What is it? And
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it's too is I believe it's. To or that
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for. Yeah no at
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the before. I. Think it's
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too. it's seventy three. it might be. Oh
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My. God. Yep. when he won one
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fingers considered. Oh as
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it denotes accusation. Ah,
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minutes, agencies and. While.
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I'm it's yeah I'm accusing been reason. The
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leave her seven much get out
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many years of the south East.
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East. Asia. Ah.
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Interesting. En el I know
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for when I got a Southeast Asia
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and I'm trying to get there like
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untangled their their that way your music
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like this says that way and they
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like whoa. I. I
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wanted though. I
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don't know. Somewhere like her off
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of whole and sickening. Sickening.
10:31
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miss sizes and my nails
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done and. It's. Like want to
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be pampered? Yeah, and like was added.
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For. Their the military didn't. Yeah they want,
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they want to touch the that I didn't know
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but now they can loosen stuff. Although the message
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that we got in Africa I think hurt me.
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She. Hurt nice. To. Hear
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me a little bit to. The able this
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so hard and I was like oh
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man there's no said refuge threat Thursday
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like I can keep your fingers into
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the into the lake bed and then
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I can exceed the bed into your
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finger athol hard And then when I
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answered repeat yourself she said no. That
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was really funny. It's over. Because
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I said okay, you say that again and she
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heard. Can do together again
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which is insane. Can you do another
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Ninety Members I saw. this is just
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stores. Do that again please. Families.
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here? Well oh right
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isn't. Boy. Oh boy,
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you had a bowl at your birthday
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party. A Whether that a mechanical building
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booking bowl A Bucking both? You said
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it. it's a mechanical both. Yeah, they
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provided by the have access What it
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says i'm busting balls. I sit on
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it longer than I thought I would
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but I was sore the next day.
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area. I was surprised at how take.
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My inner thigh were asked them
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divas our ego I also thought
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that. The human operating if we're giving
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people different like sequences and like really making
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it hard for some people. Yeah, I think
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they really enjoyed watching me sit around and
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yell because I spun around a lot more
12:10
than I thought. Other people are less. I
12:12
just full circle. not even like going to
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get our business but isn't funny Ago we.
12:17
Like there's a fully I would imagine
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they do. Age. How
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some was handling the bomb as
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as if they feel like. Oh
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the wheel and a but much too much because the
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my hurt them or than the know. figure it out.
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for dear life. Let's see was L A and
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I won't go to south and muddy and full deck.
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do my says years. I have seen
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her exotic trip. And
13:01
a building that I am dying to
13:03
get on it. It's so silly I
13:05
wonder if you. Don't
13:07
get thrown off as the dislike she
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sues the U L a think hovers
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you and com and you like it.
13:14
So I mean by why
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I. Was system. I
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would be so upset about them public covered in terms.
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of ah you leave the bar
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looking like. Who
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ah ah ah I don't
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it is like V at me Marvin
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multiple are you sure isn't one of L A.
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guess the cannibalism is. The thing. In.
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the day when it's like food, not a plenty and
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22:17
better than us in the nursery says. Oh,
22:20
it's a limbless and severe. Of.
22:23
Move outta here. Came.
22:25
To locate. Now we're going into things nobody
22:27
fucking known. The mountain. The Cane toads. Oh
22:29
my god is that the Wb frog with
22:31
the case? Of maybe. Hello
22:37
My by my Ray. Hello of our
22:39
lives Of. Spraying. Then
22:41
says i think any that. What's.
22:45
Nine. Oh yeah, Black Widow Spider
22:47
is isn't. Or. Not.
22:50
The Coca Cola, their
22:53
oh No Love. Oh
22:55
to the extreme environmental pressures.
22:58
Oh My. God. We. Did
23:00
this to them as wow. We.
23:02
Typically their climate and. Made them the spokesperson
23:04
for soda that they don't even know about. And
23:07
now the be each over. Near Mellas
23:09
balls distilled of their. Brothers.
23:12
Blood on loss. Oh.
23:14
Lord Necessary South Oh my
23:16
God. Why animal would you
23:19
be if you could be
23:21
one. Matches
23:23
up before. Probably. Fairly.
23:27
Well. I think I'd say a cow. Because.
23:30
It is Yes, Yes! I definitely ask
23:32
you this before. mine changes all the
23:34
time. Right now I'm really into
23:36
autres they are secure these like float
23:39
on her back and hold hands with
23:41
very free and like that com When
23:43
I wanna do here vote on my
23:45
back with my lover we're in water
23:47
and hold hands or feet of are
23:49
like lay on my back and eat
23:51
ice cream with my lover and hold
23:53
him is a good life. Yeah just
23:55
like deal my back with my lover
23:57
ah all of our my lover. Yeah,
24:01
I think gay. Lover:
24:04
such a gross where it. Is.
24:06
My lover. imagine. I
24:09
will ask person to leave my home so me
24:11
and my lover. Were in
24:13
law. says.
24:16
Year that was like really upsetting
24:18
for me. Africa may. Love.
24:22
Oh also making love. I think of the
24:24
growth latest say it air. We. Were
24:27
making love. Ah. It's
24:31
really it's grows. Yeah,
24:34
It just really shouldn't be as. A
24:37
verb know, or an
24:39
identifier. Yeah. I
24:41
also don't like. My.
24:43
Significant other A don't like
24:46
that? Yeah, It's also
24:48
too long. Yeah, Like
24:50
get tipped my partner isn't. I
24:53
also don't think boyfriend girlfriend of in worked as like. Didn't
24:55
very old. You're not my fucking friends.
24:57
Suck my pussy. steal. Anything like me and
24:59
my friends don't suck on my clip. The
25:02
is that my partner. The. Person
25:04
and dealings I that your is. A
25:06
lake or older. As
25:09
the like, A. Kid things like as
25:11
likely browse I grew up as. They
25:14
are. You sit on my apartment.
25:16
From the says like they
25:18
they don't know that you're
25:20
doing my no no partners
25:23
do that. Spouses:
25:27
Do that isn't. Not
25:29
boyfriend, girlfriend. And
25:32
then I say that and gendered. But.
25:35
Boyfriend: Girlfriend: Yeah, my non binary
25:37
friend. Agassi
25:40
with him. Or her. But
25:42
if we're doing the girlfriend boyfriend thing.
25:45
He. Would say my non binary partner and then
25:47
everyone or know my non. My. Non
25:49
binary Fran and then everyone would be
25:51
confused they i assume a friend? cool
25:53
yeah so he other which color of.
25:55
Radek a girlfriend boyfriend. Get that
25:57
have yeah? Who to? I read a letter to. He.
26:00
Joe Biden Joe Biden have deer
26:03
Joe Silva with of of ah
26:05
ha ha imagine I did that.
26:07
I imagine I started sending letters
26:09
in the White House a personal.
26:12
Request. That I'm like me
26:14
don't want this at the vocab or the
26:16
As I anymore. I mean chances are one
26:18
of the things you ask for will probably
26:21
happen the numbers game. He is seen as
26:23
messages like okay able to see one things
26:25
as you can stop sending was not like
26:28
a do you think they would like. Put.
26:31
A restraining order on me or whatever
26:33
leg. Would. Have a baby Reindeer!
26:35
Joe Biden World. Don't.
26:38
Say. Anything else. You
26:41
can. Be arrested. See,
26:44
you are her and it's actually
26:46
a federal crime, the third set
26:49
my my aunt, I saw her
26:51
like the couple weeks ago and
26:53
she brought. When. We went to
26:55
Niagara. Falls of his Me, my parents, my
26:57
sister I think, My aunt, My grandma. And
27:00
we were driving back. Over the border
27:02
from Canada. And I remember sleeping
27:04
and waking up to a may i'm
27:06
going to have any weapons in the
27:09
car and I woke up another yeah.
27:11
We are about guns and a trunk and
27:13
I remember my parents turning rubbing looks sort
27:15
of zoc doc as like that. Heard of
27:18
that a have done. As
27:21
and everyone was so mad at me and
27:23
then later my mother was like people have
27:26
done like they can have a time why
27:28
would you say that Another and on I
27:30
that was a stupid question that got it's
27:32
stupid is among and says i'm always same
27:35
thing that the wrong time. Has.
27:38
In Illinois I'm a kid. My mother.
27:40
The kids tell the truth as I
27:42
was like oh, but I wasn't you
27:45
Oh My. God. A Yeah. But this
27:47
is like. Giving. You a heads up
27:49
like hey we're going to be stopped by you or
27:51
sleep I guess I was dead asleep. But woke
27:53
up so fuck everywhere that area.
27:55
so. Sweet.
28:00
Okay, Let
28:03
me let loose cannon for the first time. Nobody
28:05
told me to to say I was visiting third.
28:07
like improv and they're like a game they know.
28:09
And now the My Bag Brooks military coup. ah
28:12
like something than well we don't know where his
28:14
arms that. We can't let her. As a country
28:16
like you're either bringing trouble, Ah
28:18
yeah, nobody prepared me but now I now
28:21
name. Now I know when I leave. The
28:23
country and go to different ones. I just go.
28:26
Here for fun! And
28:28
makes are you say it like that Scientists
28:30
who. Minister to good
28:32
fucking times. I really like Don't
28:35
litter. And as as think they are right.
28:37
Back home it's make of minute as I'm
28:39
here. As he said, fine but Faith said
28:41
and her out. It's so small a. Young.
28:45
Swinging quizzes and oh. Re.
28:49
Worth of what? may Have no idea when.
28:52
Read. Twenty Five. Oh. That's
28:55
an automatic ties ottawa time. When.
28:58
Did I? Well, one more thing and
29:00
the minimum, as do quests? and yeah,
29:02
yeah, I'm. When he won't talk about. Much.
29:06
So. The crows are getting more bold around
29:08
my house and like it, so you
29:10
know I like the crow saga. They
29:15
usually say to the your of
29:17
her the trees. And
29:19
now I think they're directly outside of my
29:21
better. Still,
29:24
though like another one or many old
29:26
assert late. Like. Screaming.
29:29
Like in the morning and like wow
29:31
that's really crazy and then i like
29:33
went to the end of my yard
29:36
to get something and i have like
29:38
was walking back to my house ethel
29:40
too close to chill outside the my
29:42
bedroom door like a lake may have.
29:45
bedroom door goes outside. Goes. To
29:47
the outside and as like. Though they
29:49
always there. How. Often are they that
29:51
I have no idea. How have. I
29:54
never see that. I'm like would you this
29:56
survey so bold You're up to my has.
30:00
The crowd do that. Ah I hate to
30:02
tell you this but like they have chosen
30:04
you. You are their friends.
30:07
Oh froze. Remember. And I think
30:09
they're trying to protect you and I think you
30:11
should. Start. Leaving them little gifts and then
30:13
else are giving you gifts back and
30:15
they'll just the like a nice exchange
30:17
because. If. You are not time to
30:19
or crow. They are not kind to you. And
30:21
the packet your window and stuff.
30:25
So. I'm so sorry you've been chosen
30:27
and I really. I think they're trying to
30:29
protect you will. I like that. I
30:31
like Elegans has an end. At
30:34
aged and I mean it isn't land. Oh wow
30:36
I fill rate as well as a. Alley.
30:39
Their high protect me that those who
30:41
are her should I leave. Guess Clouseau.
30:44
Elements. Stay. In
30:46
that area. Selling. Gifts farther away
30:48
from, I think. That would be smart. Yeah,
30:51
So they're like oh this is where she
30:53
would like us to the okay I guess
30:55
and cylinder Sam Elsa yeah. I.
30:57
Don't know what kinda gives. You give a crow though, I
31:00
think peanuts once I am vs it
31:02
a little thing a penis our a
31:04
year. And into Go
31:06
Crowes, this is for you know?
31:08
Yeah, although. I don't know what
31:10
are most out of work but I think. Yeah
31:12
oh my God. a micro of love
31:14
pm of oh you to have seen
31:16
as yes. My God. Okay, so I
31:18
can't remember where I was. They did the job and
31:21
they had, you know, crappy or whatever and leave the
31:23
Kirkland brand signature crunch heaps innocent and they're like bigger
31:25
than normal peanuts and I'm like, what are they hopped
31:27
up on a Gm? Only have one of the feeding
31:29
be seen here. Comes
31:32
out come out to go to say. Center
31:35
in my house. Now I've been crunching on that's
31:37
a little bit at a time. Does I have
31:39
a finite. Amount sure us. Penis:
31:43
He may be a macro. Mississippi.
31:46
Assistant. D Or
31:48
do you remember everything? You.
31:50
Know I don't remember and of
31:52
hang out you absolutely no that
31:54
I simply don't remember what I
31:56
did two minutes ago and I'm.
31:59
Which. Is. Quite upsetting. Sometimes.
32:02
Yeah. Blake. Ah, sometimes I'll
32:04
like mention something to her friend
32:06
as in layer the lake Follow
32:09
up on it and I'm like
32:11
oh I can't believe you ask
32:13
me about you are members of.
32:16
Sometimes. In conversation someone
32:18
will tell me something algo. Remember
32:21
that and and remember that.
32:23
And then. So. Ask me a
32:26
question about what the last said and I'm like. Was
32:30
remembering the thing to things that
32:32
comes out know and it's really
32:34
frustrating. Because I feel
32:36
like the plague nice and caring when like
32:38
somebody asks you about something that you don't
32:40
think that they were of remember near us
32:42
but I have such a trouble with that
32:45
I have such a trouble with as such
32:47
a total with that trouble the foot has
32:49
anyone ever asked us and thing that you
32:51
said. And. You're like. I for sure
32:53
did not say that I. Think this: does it
32:55
feel like oh yeah, I probably said that or
32:57
that like. I. Absolutely don't
32:59
even remember. That. Conversation.
33:02
All. The time. Yeah all the time
33:04
people are blindsided me with fact that
33:06
I don't know that I'm like oh
33:09
okay and it usually happens when people
33:11
like when I first met you. This
33:13
was our first interaction or like me
33:15
Here I said. Oh works
33:18
really sorry. Omaha of
33:20
of. My friend
33:22
a Lan I I I had seen her and
33:24
then I hadn't seen her in a minute and
33:27
I was like your hair looks incredible and she
33:29
looked like did exactly what you told me to
33:31
do? Know that. I. Told
33:33
to do something with. Your hair and he
33:35
or she was like yeah you told me
33:37
to start dying, it cut off or the
33:39
part that was the. Was
33:41
died and it would grow. Micro pattern but come
33:44
back. I was like I said that she was
33:46
a guy and you like to. Tell me what I should
33:48
do to like get the credit was like. Me:
33:51
I oh naughty take care of my
33:53
own air and I told you how
33:55
to get your hopes that I do
33:57
like nuke whole Yes and this ah.
34:01
I went through it felt like an. Outer Body
34:03
experience. And I wonder
34:05
if other people have extremes like that By.
34:08
When. You told me I was playing a part in a
34:10
show that I had no idea. And you
34:12
were tell me all the details I
34:14
thought you really ranking me and it
34:16
so I felt sick and I was
34:18
like there's no way I'm a part
34:20
of any of this sub since you
34:22
say it and it was a save
34:24
The when a lamb was like know
34:26
you're like words that came up with
34:28
all my own why it happens all
34:30
the time. If I was a. A
34:33
mean or person or texture. I would. I would do
34:35
that more. Often Simply did you know
34:38
that we have this soak something
34:40
else and with those addressing costume.
34:42
I. Beg as you please.
34:46
For. The love of God Do not do
34:48
that to me. It will be nice
34:50
because. It gets my heart racing. Owner
34:52
and like any good sweaty but I'm like oh
34:54
my god, what else did I do like to?
34:56
they murdered a somewhat like as he did. I
34:58
mean it's like and it's only like it's a
35:01
pearl pattern back and plenty of her shoes I
35:03
didn't. Read about like both the one one
35:05
day come to the in be like. Our
35:08
you did last summer spent my
35:10
summer metics of know as you.
35:12
In order to scoop of other. Half
35:14
of. It
35:17
yeah I. And
35:19
I just believe thing air
35:22
and sometimes. In.
35:24
A sense if someone as a
35:27
joke that's not outlandish enough. I'll
35:29
just take it as like of facts and
35:32
in the not really I'm kidding and then
35:34
I go oh ness instances and I have
35:36
been I think about I'm like well how
35:38
is that a joke to assess. The
35:40
mayor does in their humor. Just the glad
35:43
I wasn't to keep my when he same
35:45
as me for. Title.
35:48
You something is. The. Sonic the
35:50
Hedgehog seems essay is closing May
35:52
thirty first and I have got
35:54
to. Get out there. it is so
35:57
far away. as in a perfect yeah.
35:59
But I have got to get out
36:01
there. Something. I'm really trying to make
36:04
The Blade This weekend I just got
36:06
a guy get a hotdog. I believe
36:08
they have a a Sonic mascot their.
36:10
To get six years. I
36:14
already have the merge. I pretty bought it. Up
36:17
Up Up. And I'm like yo,
36:19
where the merge. To the rain Like
36:21
the That's like wearing the damn Caesar to
36:23
of the and we do. They. Know
36:28
where I'd wear when you're others
36:30
on excerpts. And. They where that. Is.
36:32
At Sonic Cafe was as I said,
36:35
Sonic the Hedgehog. Tax rate.
36:38
Is where the sun with
36:40
adults cafe set to the
36:42
cap Access to say. I
36:45
did. So okay. I authored Blake. And
36:48
when people like stare at me ambulance og
36:50
like she wasn't really trying hard lakes looked
36:52
at the public mascot. What
36:56
are you gonna do to get the Celtic Mocha by
36:58
wearing like a Sonic Surreal? Really always your.
37:01
Skin. Cancer he like if
37:04
i dress really well. Beyond they will
37:06
pick the other the crowd and bring me
37:08
back say to be my bathroom yes the
37:10
that's what i thought was gonna happen when
37:12
we went well beyond say he'd tell everybody
37:14
is it and send else has assisted not
37:17
efforts by like. whom. How much?
37:19
Maybe Sonic the Hedgehog mascot will be like
37:21
a minute? Bring you. Somewhere.
37:24
Special. I don't know. I would
37:26
never what of ask us. Bring
37:28
me anywhere. Because other
37:30
humans at. A Cost? Yeah. But
37:32
he has secrets. He has limbo. He works there to
37:34
the his. Wouldn't secrets to know? you can
37:37
meet Sonics of as the close as you're
37:39
going to get his them as success I
37:41
know. I've met on it and
37:44
ah I'm. A yeah
37:46
I guess they don't know what secrets damascus. And
37:49
also. You know all the people
37:51
who absolutely had the secret. To.
37:54
Sell Sex? I know, I
37:56
am I imagining a more and but. The Cafe. But
37:58
maybe he'll let me put them. Iraq
38:03
in a hot topic that. It.
38:11
Will be really fun for me. Back
38:17
of a very funny. I see the as
38:19
soon I am. And
38:25
that's the main other my mental. Break and I never
38:27
come back from Illinois. My kind of after
38:29
the other hand a sickness. And
38:32
in ages greetings us more that that
38:34
point. Are you lame? Now I have
38:36
left in my life, I'll live in
38:39
Chino Hills and so may Thirty first
38:41
that. Sonic. Then I moved to Texas because
38:43
up to the next pop up? Okay. So
38:48
sadly Katie texas business in
38:50
I believe elbow that I
38:52
know that but simply don't
38:55
know another thirty a know
38:57
the Sonic. Cafe. Tour
38:59
Schedule: Ah of a
39:01
A A A man
39:03
I know. That the way
39:06
my brain works is just a
39:08
real dream isn't It makes zero
39:10
some not funny. Accent
39:13
think you. Wow. That
39:15
really. But it's ah, my face. Think about like selling
39:17
something subtle. Sales of have
39:19
of various. I also do that now them
39:21
and thinking of it, it's probably hot and
39:23
that person probably sweater. They absolutely nothing. So
39:26
maybe I don't want that. Maybe that's not
39:28
a good dream. Yeah. I. Am with
39:30
a Disney and of years i were
39:32
tennessee really l o that the emperor
39:34
the at Disney World oh okay Atlanta.
39:37
The. Flint. Lit.
39:40
When wouldn't relent. Where's lane?
39:43
Yes! Oh. Yes
39:45
I can help you landed and I understand
39:48
why you got confused but I was like
39:50
the unless it's in a land as an
39:52
anime. World as an earlier but that's
39:54
so crazy happened or not. just both
39:56
Disney World, what's Disney Tokyo called? At
39:59
as. If they and not, there's no. Land or
40:01
world there. I know.
40:04
That allow actually in Paris. Disney. Is
40:07
it their budgets and Mckinsey.
40:09
Be fair process. As the
40:11
U S beggar every that's not
40:14
other a yeah it's real offensive.
40:16
Over here was as a as
40:18
li where the costume you don't.
40:21
You. Have to clean. They have to. Clean up before
40:23
they give it to another person though
40:25
it it would be. It would be
40:28
great for the Sonics Met Got this.
40:30
Say it up and sanity of his yellow.
40:32
The nasty Fleet theaters in your own sunk
40:34
everyday. Do they clean it in between uses?
40:37
Yes. Oh okay but dry cleaned. I
40:39
actually have no clue. Does it smell that?
40:42
Yeah. No. I wonder
40:44
what they're using center because. We've.
40:46
Talked about this before we get me dry clean. You get
40:48
it back. It's still funky yet. But.
40:50
I'm went. There. And a long.
40:52
During these things. We're I
40:55
don't. They couldn't because is something
40:57
that can't. Be. Thrown in the was no I
40:59
don't like a big chipmunks. Head? Yes Well the
41:01
heads that you had to spray them on the
41:03
inside array and then I think someone else goes.
41:06
In and like actually disinfect if on the
41:08
inside. I am but
41:10
the own that I don't know.
41:12
I mean if you really. Think.
41:14
About at. A
41:18
music producer cruising. Acclaim. Cool
41:20
Like a intercede. Disease The one who
41:22
like came up with it Mister Walt Disney but
41:25
like. He was like we're
41:27
going to have land and right
41:29
and what arrives. Disney Very V
41:31
Zig Things are in a movie
41:33
to the sky and back. oh
41:35
okay. cool and food concessions. What
41:37
do you mean parts? Big.
41:40
Move them and castles.
41:42
And then we'll have people in in
41:44
costumes and the wander around and will
41:47
charge people Go to this monstrosity. Slick
41:49
it's crazy to think about. I don't
41:51
think Walt thought of all of that
41:53
are using by Sesame Street Land team.
41:56
First son was no I don't follow
41:58
up up up up. Would you the
42:00
Hershey Park? You've heard. I've ever some
42:02
use of heart I don't know, but I do
42:04
know me the first that has existed before the
42:06
sick or oh I. Didn't I'm pretty sure
42:08
I don't think disease came up with me.
42:11
The part of like of carnival rides exists.
42:13
I think like rides or exists is a
42:15
carnival at Saturday's A son of. Disney World
42:18
and Disney's idea for a theme park.
42:21
Release Well now I'm a
42:23
loyal. Of
42:25
disease my god. Sea breeze
42:27
every the. Lake.
42:31
Compounds. Oh.
42:33
America's. First the me, the part. That
42:36
it's or as a picnic park And
42:38
eight. Oh. The. Carousel made
42:40
his debut on Memorial Day and Nineteen
42:42
Eleven school soon amusement park. At first
42:44
this is the place at the park.
42:47
Yeah, it was just a public. Park
42:49
that charged. It missing to
42:51
eat. This
42:54
is also. To picnic to pick
42:56
the right we offer. You know what? We have?
42:58
Nothing better. Bring a thing a blanket, Senator, I
43:00
am fair. And
43:02
it's aerosols crazy on Mars
43:04
In going to the Technique
43:06
harper. There was nothing than a blanket the
43:08
you brought as a as in there with courses
43:10
going around in a circle and some men said
43:13
get on and you go way with the happens
43:15
have it set of your to go up and
43:17
down and all around. Yeah,
43:21
up a down and a circle around
43:23
like it must have been raised. It
43:25
was. this is Seizing. Oh My. God.
43:28
Well. I would not wanna live back
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46:53
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46:56
don't want
46:59
to... I don't
47:02
want to... Hi,
47:04
Nicole and Sashir. Happy belated
47:06
birthday to Sashir. By the time you
47:08
get this email, my birthday is also
47:10
amazing. I'm writing to you about a
47:12
friend of mine who keeps telling me
47:14
I'm one of her closest friends. But
47:16
she's forgotten my birthday two years in
47:18
a row. I hurts my feelings
47:20
a bit because I make a point to put
47:23
birthdays in my phone or calendar for people. I
47:25
don't use Facebook. I've never forgotten
47:27
hers. This past weekend, she said
47:29
she was going to take me out for Manny
47:31
Petty's, but I didn't get a single message from
47:33
her. Should I just let it go or
47:35
tell her that it hurt my feelings? I don't know how
47:38
to go about it without sounding
47:40
whiny or selfish because I know she has
47:42
some personal struggles right now. But on the
47:44
flip side, also seems to be prioritizing
47:47
her new boyfriend over everyone.
47:50
What to do? I
47:54
mean, I think you could say something. This
47:56
is two years in a row. Yeah. So
48:01
as a forgetful person who has
48:03
forgotten your birthday and realized
48:05
it a week later and called and
48:07
like had a nervous breakdown, I
48:11
think it's okay to
48:14
understand that person might just be really forgetful and
48:16
be like, hey, I'd like to celebrate my birthday.
48:19
My birthday is this day and can we like
48:21
lock it in the calendar and then like send
48:24
her like the night before be like, we have
48:26
plans for my birthday tomorrow. Um,
48:28
cause I think that would be an easy way.
48:30
And I know it kind of sucks to be
48:32
like, Oh, I'm reminding them it's my birthday. But
48:34
if that's important to you and
48:36
not to them, that is a way to help
48:38
them. I think like, uh,
48:41
today you sent me like a nice
48:43
gentle reminder text and I was
48:46
like, yeah, I, I'm
48:48
forgetful. I
48:50
have a history of
48:52
not doing things that
48:55
have been asked weeks ago. So
48:57
I never see it as like, uh, Oh my
48:59
God. I'm like, Oh, that's a nice gentle reminder.
49:01
And if you wanted to do something specific on
49:04
your birthday and you were like, Nicole birthday,
49:07
but I would be like, yes. Yeah. Yes.
49:11
And maybe you could just
49:13
like, I don't know, make
49:16
it funny or be like, what if we
49:18
just flip my birthday in your phone?
49:21
Wouldn't that be crazy? I'm going to do
49:23
it to you right now. What have you
49:25
right now put my birthday in your phone
49:27
so every year when it comes around, you'll
49:29
know. Yeah. And maybe an alert. Well,
49:32
do you want to learn? We'll do make it a little, I'll do
49:34
you. I'll just do it for you. But
49:37
also the mentioning of the boyfriend makes me
49:39
feel like that the birthday is the
49:42
problem that has manifested, but you're having
49:45
an issue with her prior to prioritizing
49:47
somebody else over you. And I think that's the
49:50
real, uh, problem that
49:52
maybe you can have a conversation about. Yeah,
49:55
definitely. Um, cause
49:59
also I. And it does suck because
50:01
the other friend, it's not
50:03
like they forgot completely. They did say, do you
50:05
want to get Manny Petty? I think for
50:08
the birthday and then forgot that. And
50:10
I think there's room to say
50:12
that sucks. It's
50:14
like you did intend on
50:17
celebrating my birthday and me. And
50:19
then we didn't at all. And I'm
50:21
past and you said nothing. I
50:24
would like you to follow up. I would like you to actually
50:27
put the effort into making those plans if that's
50:29
what you want to do. Yeah. Yeah. So
50:34
give us another one
50:37
to do. Hello,
50:39
Nicole Ance here. I
50:43
hope this isn't too personal slash
50:45
parasocial. But
50:49
I've been thinking quite a bit about Mother's Day.
50:53
My mother figure
50:55
in my life passed away about seven
50:57
years ago now. And Mother's
50:59
Day is always kind of hard. And
51:01
so I was listening to some
51:04
episodes of Best Friends. And Nicole talks
51:06
sometimes about her mother. And
51:09
I'm just curious with Mother's Day coming
51:11
up, if, Nicole, you have
51:14
any ways you celebrate your mom
51:16
on Mother's Day, even though
51:18
she's not around. If there's any happy stories
51:20
about your mom that you would be willing
51:23
to share with the pod. Yeah,
51:26
any other ways that you like to kind
51:28
of memorialize and celebrate
51:30
our moms who are no longer around
51:33
to celebrate with us. This
51:36
time of year is always a little rough. But
51:39
I think it's helpful to
51:41
talk about the happier times that
51:43
we remember, or even the times
51:46
where we got in silly fights
51:49
or these kinds of things. So
51:51
he's sending Nicole lots of
51:53
love and appreciation. Thank you
51:55
for sharing your stories that
51:58
you've shared so far. It makes me happy. Happy.
52:01
And. Yep! Have
52:03
a great. Rest. Of your-
52:07
Few. Announcement: Yeah my mom's dead. ah
52:09
I see inside on Mother's day
52:11
because I don't like it because
52:13
of the wherever you go people
52:15
go. Happy Mother's Day and A
52:17
magma. I'm a mother. I don't
52:19
have one because she went on
52:21
a trip, never came back. Ah
52:23
mess. But so if you. Wanted
52:26
to pick out of the other day ring
52:28
you have heard you wanna leave. The Cbs
52:30
like that. Ah,
52:34
so I agree. I simply kind
52:36
of like stay in. At
52:38
me though, posts on Instagram be like
52:40
without pretty easy was just because you
52:43
know the internet needs to know. How. Beautiful.
52:45
She was. Ah but as
52:47
things and I started doing with
52:50
the couple friends. Is.
52:52
I will ask them if they want
52:54
to tell me a story about their
52:56
parents who has passed away. ah in
52:59
exchange. For a story about my. Thought
53:03
is listening to you think. That
53:05
it is Lake Really nice to hear
53:07
stories from your friends whose parents the
53:10
past. Ah, so that's the way I.
53:12
On a ride on the three. Do it
53:14
on mother's Day. but I am. I have
53:16
friends. His dad is going through some health
53:18
issues. And. I was like can you tell me
53:20
a story. About ham. ah when he
53:22
wasn't going through health issues. And
53:25
she dead and that she's a clinger's or that
53:27
your mom hours I guess I told her. Story
53:29
about how. I still
53:32
don't know. I now I'm but like
53:34
I have some so many fun fond
53:36
memories of my mom and my daddy
53:38
does. He toyed around the trip later.
53:41
Ah Miss. See. I just you know
53:43
talking about them I think is A is a
53:45
nice way to keep their spirit alive and I
53:47
don't think you should be pressured into. Celebrating.
53:50
Mother's Day Or Father's Day Unless.
53:52
That. Is. What? You want
53:54
to daily you want to be in the
53:56
street celebrating? Go ahead, but not I. i
53:59
say inside Yeah, I
54:01
think we also forget that Mother's Day
54:03
is a made-up holiday by
54:05
Hallmark. It's just to like sell. No,
54:07
it's the stars align and it says,
54:10
mother. Mother. No,
54:16
you're actually right. It's not real. You actually don't have to
54:18
sell it right now. You sure don't. You can
54:21
stay inside like I do. Yeah.
54:24
Sold. Okay.
54:29
Hi, Nicole and Sashir. Am I
54:31
the A-hole? I did a guy back in
54:34
2016, but he then got into the army
54:36
and moved for training. I tried the whole
54:38
long distance and waiting for him, but I
54:41
just couldn't do it. We broke things off,
54:43
and since then, we've been on and off.
54:45
I say that because we keep, we, I
54:48
say that because we would keep in contact with social media, and
54:51
when he came home, we would meet up and
54:53
hook up. Just not talk or hear from each
54:55
other for months. This went on until 2022. I
54:58
did everything from deleting messages, voicemails,
55:00
off all social media, to even
55:02
blocking him at times, all just
55:05
to unblock him and start talking
55:07
again. I last
55:09
saw him in 2021, but have been
55:11
dating, but have been dating and in
55:13
a relationship with my now boyfriend since
55:15
2022. My
55:17
ex recently contacted me saying he's coming home for
55:19
a couple of days and wanted to meet up.
55:22
I told him no because I'm dating someone. His
55:24
response was that he respects that, and he just wanted to catch up
55:27
because at the end of the day, I was a good friend. I
55:30
didn't meet up with him due to
55:32
respect to my boyfriend, and like I said, every
55:34
time he would come home, we would meet up.
55:36
Due to having feelings for each other, we would hook up.
55:39
But now, I feel like an a-hole for not
55:41
being a friend. Am
55:43
I in the wrong? Am I the a-hole?
55:45
Can you be friends with an ex? Thank
55:47
you, love all you and the pod. No,
55:51
I think that was a very strong boundary that
55:54
you set and very respectful to your relationship.
55:57
Sounds Like your friend/ex.
56:00
The author. Respect decision known.
56:02
Ah, enslave. Dosing.
56:04
Others Yeah No No. I
56:07
think. I it feels like you
56:09
put up the boundary because you're like I'm going
56:12
to hook up with this person and I think
56:14
if that's not a thing you wanted to do
56:16
while being in a relationship, than don't let that
56:18
temptation in front. Of you. Oh yeah I'm and
56:20
I do think you to be friends with your
56:22
as I don't think you need to see each
56:24
other in person to continue our friendship. But
56:27
if contacting this person like. Slide.
56:30
You back into it. You. Gotta
56:32
let it go till it's not a thing
56:34
anymore. And yeah also do really sound like
56:36
you as a friend. Now if you weren't
56:39
speaking in between the times you were hooking
56:41
up, sounds like you're it as a booty
56:43
call for each other. Yeah, I think so
56:45
many human rights isn't any. Dot of about
56:47
it. Yeah, Songs.
56:53
Oh this question is for
56:55
the sheer teams a secret
56:57
team tell us and and
56:59
why? absolutely team pays the
57:01
ah the A Sleigh Ride
57:03
as her Jackson. Ah,
57:05
I'm the comedic relief for most
57:08
of the show. Oh, very funny,
57:10
very charming. Also, morally the best
57:12
character of Illegal Accounting for the
57:15
first. Episode Okay, that was actually morally
57:17
and that's for sure. But he was
57:19
the victim. He was a kid. But
57:21
other than that, you're right that you
57:23
are right. That thirty two year old.
57:25
It's like a seventeen year old. And
57:27
he was a child. I think they
57:29
were actually like sixty. Oh really. Oh
57:31
yeah. They really. Wow. If Wilde the
57:34
Nineties did a number. On people and
57:36
everyone. The old as hell. Mail
57:38
of old is how all of them.
57:41
Lumber. And around the school I said,
57:43
these people are all why don't know. Like
57:45
how many years passed between each season because
57:48
he looked like babies in the first season.
57:50
and they do look twenty seven. Ah,
57:53
the A and it's really
57:55
funny guys like. There's.
57:57
Like in the last season, there's a. episode
58:00
where they are adults and they
58:02
didn't change a damn thing. They didn't like change
58:04
their hair. That's funny. They like maybe put glasses
58:06
on Katie Holtz. They
58:09
look like adults. Uh-huh. And
58:12
yeah, team, team Pacey all the
58:15
way. Dawson was my,
58:17
my least favorite character. But it was his
58:19
Creek. I know, but I
58:21
really did not enjoy him. And
58:24
I feel like the show didn't enjoy him after a while
58:26
either. Cause then it became like, it
58:28
became like Joey's Creek. It was like, sure.
58:30
It turned into Joey's show completely. And I
58:33
was like, is Dawson even here anymore? Then
58:35
I read some backstory. Got
58:38
to do the research. Got to do the research.
58:40
And I guess Joshua Jackson
58:42
and, uh, James Van
58:44
Der Beek really didn't like each other at the beginning
58:46
of the show because they both dated
58:48
Katie Holtz at different times. Oh, wow. There
58:53
was like some love triangle jealousy happening
58:55
in real life. I love it. And
58:57
that's why it was so paler. But
58:59
to put paler superlippers so you
59:01
could tell, I'd be like, why don't Dawson and
59:03
Pacey hang out anymore? They would like truly cross
59:06
it, say a thing and then keep leaving. Wow.
59:10
That's so wild to me. I can't imagine ever
59:12
being the kind of actor who's like, I won't do
59:14
scenes with the person I was
59:16
like, I'm number one, they're number two, and I'm
59:18
not doing scenes with them. I know. It's wild.
59:21
Yeah. You see like stories of people who like
59:23
can't be on set with the same person and
59:25
they have to like read like tennis
59:28
ball and then they do their
59:30
coverage while they're away. I can't
59:32
imagine. Wild to me. Because they're acting.
59:34
Yes. Act like you like them. Just
59:37
for a second. It's not that long. Because I've
59:39
worked with people who are, uh, how you
59:41
say demons and I just
59:43
kind of blink and go, well, all right,
59:45
you, you didn't said that. And let's just
59:47
get this done. Yeah. Um, unless
59:49
they're like trying to fuck with the person
59:51
during their coverage. Yeah. That, that I would
59:54
be like. I do not co-sign
59:57
this Tom foolery. Shit.
1:00:01
I was trying to quote Tommy Lee Jones because
1:00:04
he said this about Jim Carrey when they
1:00:06
were shooting Batman. And it makes
1:00:08
me laugh so hard. Do you mind looking it
1:00:11
up? It is, I think it's like,
1:00:14
I do not condone your... Bafoonery?
1:00:18
Bafoonery, I believe, is what it is. I
1:00:21
do not condone your buffoonery during my coverage. And that's
1:00:23
what I would announce to the set. But
1:00:28
I'm Team Pacey, having never seen the show.
1:00:30
I just simply think his haircut will grow
1:00:32
out better than Dawson's. Oh,
1:00:34
and they have some wild hair choices throughout the
1:00:36
whole show. And I'm like, did
1:00:39
they just have a bad hair team the
1:00:41
whole time? Or like... It
1:00:43
was the 90s. I mean, yes. 90s was
1:00:45
the wild, wild west for things. But
1:00:48
then there's a haircut
1:00:50
that Michelle Williams has towards the
1:00:52
end of the show that is really
1:00:55
bad. Is she trying
1:00:57
to get less green time? It felt like she
1:00:59
was like, I hate this show. Oh my God.
1:01:01
I'm gonna cut my own base. It was like,
1:01:03
it was like, it was like, like straw. She
1:01:06
looked like the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz.
1:01:09
That's so funny. I mean, that's a
1:01:12
great picture. But there's one,
1:01:14
you have to type in like bad, bad
1:01:16
haircut. Did
1:01:20
she have long hair ever? I
1:01:23
think it was her shoulder. Oh, that
1:01:25
is curious. It
1:01:29
is just... What?
1:01:34
It looks like someone... You know that
1:01:36
meme where there's like an orange
1:01:38
that someone cut into a helmet and put on
1:01:40
a cat? Yeah. That's
1:01:43
what that looks like. Yeah. Or
1:01:45
like a Lego hair piece that you just put
1:01:47
on top of the first one. It is choppy
1:01:49
at the bottom. And then truly
1:01:52
she has a forehead to the heaven because
1:01:56
I couldn't tell you where a hairline
1:01:58
starts. It's the because the bangs
1:02:00
are so tiny. So it's
1:02:03
confusing. This is like an
1:02:05
optical fucking illusion. She looks like a cone head.
1:02:08
Or like her cone isn't fully
1:02:10
formed. This is wild. It's
1:02:13
pretty wild. And if Michelle Williams hears this,
1:02:15
I think you're beautiful. I think you're very
1:02:17
talented. Despite the haircut. This is just a
1:02:19
really wild look for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:02:22
It really was, it's questionable.
1:02:26
I know we're wrapping it up, but we didn't talk
1:02:28
about the Met Gala at all. And
1:02:30
we shouldn't, we gotta go. We
1:02:33
have to. And I didn't
1:02:35
even see anything from it. Are
1:02:40
you leaving right now? We have to at least
1:02:43
put your purse down. Wait. Ha
1:02:45
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:02:50
ha ha. You
1:02:53
didn't look at anything. You
1:02:56
don't have an opinion on Kim Kardashian's look.
1:02:58
I don't know what it was. It was so good. Okay.
1:03:07
There were so many great looks. Oh
1:03:11
yeah. You didn't see Zendaya? I
1:03:14
did see Zendaya. Two looks. Yeah, so
1:03:16
like. Critical, yeah. Archived
1:03:18
looks. You didn't see
1:03:20
Kendall Jenner? I believe she was
1:03:22
in. Metal. Givenchy.
1:03:27
Archived and she was the first person to wear it. Like.
1:03:30
Oh wow. Yeah, that's
1:03:32
beautiful. Okay,
1:03:36
so I'm
1:03:38
looking for a new host. A
1:03:40
new co-host. And if you think you
1:03:42
got what it takes, you can email
1:03:45
it Nicole and Sushir, temporary@gmail.com. Temporary,
1:03:48
I'm saying temporary. It's not part of the email
1:03:50
address, but we will be changing it to Nicole
1:03:52
and whoever the new host is. Oh my God.
1:03:54
Wants to talk about the Met Gala with me.
1:03:57
And also we have a phone number if you would like to talk
1:03:59
about the Met Gala. with me 424-645-7003. We also have
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show would be totally different and also that maybe
1:04:32
you don't even care about the Met Gal and
1:04:34
we don't need to hear about it. It's the
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easiest way to support the show. If you care
1:04:39
about fashion, if you care about the cultural zeigas,
1:04:41
if you care about this fundraiser
1:04:46
for the arts is what
1:04:48
it is fundamentally raising
1:04:50
awareness for the arts. You
1:04:53
can talk about it when you rate, review, and
1:04:55
subscribe. You can tell me who you liked because
1:04:58
apparently I can't talk about with anybody. It is
1:05:02
mostly because we have to go. Listen
1:05:06
next time you tune in I'll be best friends with
1:05:08
Nicole and Linda. Linda? Yeah
1:05:10
hopefully a woman named Linda. Just some,
1:05:12
is that the lady who traps
1:05:16
people? Her pussycat?
1:05:19
We're gonna record right from
1:05:21
her pussy. Well
1:05:24
this friendship is done. See you
1:05:26
next week. See ya ever. We've
1:05:28
recruited. Did
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you know Bridgestone developed a tire using 75% recycled
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and renewable materials? Making
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a Delta because we know a month later.
1:06:00
Mike in HC prefers reality TV to
1:06:02
reality, so we provide more than 1,000
1:06:05
hours of inside entertainment. While on the flight
1:06:07
after, HC is occupied by
1:06:09
Jim, whose favorite snack is
1:06:11
tea. That's why we provide
1:06:13
fast, free Delta Sync Wi-Fi available
1:06:15
for SkyMiles members. Because at Delta,
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we know. Refills? Everyone flies their
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own way. Delta. Keep climbing. Free
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Wi-Fi available on most domestic flights,
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