0:20

We will . If you won't find them

0:22

, we will . If you don't

0:24

find them , we'll

0:29

kill your whole family . Price

0:32

, bigfoot and Bourbon , with

0:34

Johnny and Tony . That's

0:37

it . Start the show . Yee , yee , yee , how you doing . Welcome

0:40

to the show . It's me , it's Whistle Tony . How you doing

0:42

? Welcome to the show . It's me , it's Whistle

0:44

Tony . You know me

0:46

. I want to be a coach

0:48

. It's my lifelong dream , it's my passion

0:50

, but I can't whistle

0:53

.

1:07

Also Prius , listen the show we've taken it

1:09

over Me and my pal here .

1:10

His name's Johnny . You don't know him yet , but you're gonna love him , johnny . Me , uh

1:12

, it's a me , johnny . Oh , that's not how you sounded in

1:14

the parking lot , johnny , I don't . Uh , yeah , this ain't gonna

1:16

work . Us damn looking

1:23

for something man the Bigfoot , and one himself

1:26

Can't wait to get a photo with him up

1:28

on our shelf . If you can't find

1:30

him , we will . If you

1:32

won't find him , we will

1:35

. Legends come and go , but what we know

1:37

leaves no doubt . Showing youse , guys , the proof

1:39

is what this show is about . If

1:41

you can't find him , we

1:43

will . If you won't find them

1:45

, we will . If you won't find them , we will . If you don't

1:48

find them , we'll kill

1:50

your whole family . Price

1:53

bigfoot and bourbon with

1:55

freddie and tony . That's

1:58

it . Start the show . Yeah , yeah , welcome

2:02

back to the show . It's me , it's whistle tony

2:04

. You know me ? Uh , my

2:06

lifelong passion is to be a coach

2:09

. I , uh , I

2:11

can't do it because I can't

2:13

whistle . That's why they call me whistle tony

2:15

. Uh , and I got press

2:18

. We got a new guy here . He's gonna

2:20

, he's gonna be in charge of the show . You know what I

2:22

forgot ? That ? That . Hold

2:24

on , we'll be right back Looking

2:29

for something . Man the Bigfoot won himself

2:31

. Can't wait to get a photo with him up

2:34

on our shelf . If you can't find

2:36

him , we will . If you

2:38

won't find him , we will

2:40

. Legends come and go , but what we know

2:43

leaves no doubt . Showing you , guys , the proof

2:45

is what this show is about . If

2:47

you can't find them , we

2:49

will . If you won't find them

2:51

, we will . If you don't

2:53

find them , we'll kill

2:56

your whole family . Price

2:58

, bigfoot and Bourbon

3:00

with Freddie and Tony . That's

3:03

it . Start the show . Ye , ye , yee , yee . Welcome

3:09

to the show . It's me , it's Whistle , tony . You

3:11

know me . I

3:14

like coaching , I want to be a

3:16

coach . I can't , I

3:18

can't whistle . I've also

3:21

got priors and this

3:23

is my show . Now , those two

3:25

nerds , they're gone .

3:27

Nerds , yeah , they're nerds , they're

3:29

nerds .

3:30

Like the candy . Hey , listen , you

3:33

haven't been introduced yet . Okay , you're getting a little familiar

3:35

here . And yeah , I'm

3:37

talking about this place because I have

3:39

a certain ownership of it .

3:41

My sister works here , okay , Say

3:44

hello to your sister for me , I will not .

3:46

Okay , you keep my sister's name out

3:48

your mouth , but I didn't say her name and you didn't

3:50

say it either . But you keep it out your mouth and

3:53

you're my new co-host and just be cool

3:55

, because I murder sometimes .

3:57

Allegedly .

3:57

Allegedly .

3:59

I heard it allegedly . What's your name

4:02

? Now you want to know my name . Huh yeah , I want to know

4:04

your name . Pretty much date me . Now you

4:06

want to know my name . What's going on here ?

4:08

Well , I'm not trying to date you , okay , okay

4:10

, hey , hey , I'm trying to understand your name .

4:13

Hey , my name .

4:13

Yeah .

4:15

What's it worth to you ?

4:17

I don't know . I

4:19

gave you a drink right there .

4:20

It's old , that's a done deal , perfect . Hey , my name's

4:22

Freddy Fredicini

4:24

, fredicini , alfredo .

4:27

Your voice changed a little bit when you said your name yeah

4:30

, why ?

4:31

Because when you say my name , it's Fredicini Alfredo

4:33

.

4:33

Listen , we don't

4:36

do that here . When we're Italian

4:38

, we don't change our voice in the

4:40

middle of a sentence .

4:41

It's Fredicini , alfredo , you call me Freddy

4:43

.

4:44

But then I thought like this Honestly

4:47

, you're being disrespectful to every single Italian . I

4:49

know Italian .

4:51

I know Italian . You come

4:54

around here . You're disrespecting me . You're

4:56

disrespecting me and my name . Hold

4:58

on , first of all you

5:00

came here .

5:01

This is my show . This is both

5:03

our shows , our shows . Well , it is now . Yeah , that's true .

5:06

I did . Yeah , you're disrespecting me . And

5:09

now you wanna talk about my name . Yeah

5:12

, old whistle Tony over

5:14

here Wants to talk about my name . Yeah , that's

5:16

right , I did . Yeah , I did wanna talk about it .

5:18

Why don't you ?

5:18

whistle your name . Whistle your name for me , tony

5:21

. Wow , you know that I can't do that

5:23

and that's not cool , man . Okay

5:25

, hey , let's put it under the bridge .

5:27

Okay .

5:28

Yeah . It's there it's like water .

5:31

We put it under the bridge , we put all the

5:33

water under the bridge .

5:33

Put all the water under the bridge . Yeah , it's under

5:36

there , boom . Then we dam it . Did

5:47

you show ? No , we damn the water under the bridge . Okay , you better

5:49

wash your mouth . And then then it floods up and it floods the bridge and the bridge collapses

5:51

and then there's no way to get from one part of

5:53

the uh of the island to the other .

5:55

And then we're best friends so

5:59

we're stuck on an island together yeah

6:01

, yeah , exactly it's water under the bridge . It's

6:03

a lot like the show lost . That's where it came from

6:05

. That's why hurley and that , uh , the

6:07

one guy they became friends , charlie yeah

6:10

, because they were stuck there , otherwise he wouldn't know

6:12

him .

6:12

Funny story about that guy , charlie . Yeah

6:14

, yeah , I knew that guy is

6:17

it okay .

6:18

So it was a show , you know ? Are you saying

6:20

you know the guy who played charlie ? No , I knew charlie guy was weird

6:22

, the guy in the Charlie .

6:23

No , I knew Charlie Guy

6:25

was weird . The guy in the van , yeah

6:27

, he was a weird dude , hello everybody

6:29

, that's all . I grew up with him . I went to high

6:31

school with him .

6:33

You did . Oh , was it

6:35

sad when you found out he died . But then he I

6:37

guess you didn't know he died , well you

6:40

so you knew he died because

6:42

his plane crashed , but then you find out he

6:44

lived , but he died .

6:48

Is that how it ended again ?

6:50

That's not how it ended .

6:52

Now , charlie you

6:54

know , charlie from the block .

6:57

I don't .

6:58

I'm just Charlie from the block .

7:00

Used to have a little . Now I got a lot . You're thinking the wrong

7:02

, Charlie .

7:03

What am I thinking of ? You're thinking of Charlie Pepperoni . Charlie

7:06

Peppers , that's right , charlie Pepperoni

7:08

, oh , you're right . Yeah , yeah , no , we didn't

7:10

go to high school together . I know who he is , though .

7:13

Never mind which one , did you not ? You didn't go

7:15

to high school .

7:17

No , I didn't go to high

7:19

Gosh . There's a Ginny

7:21

, though Ginny from the block , that's

7:23

what I was thinking of . I guess she's having troubles . Wait

7:26

, marital Ginny Macaroni's having

7:28

troubles .

7:29

Yeah , she's having marital troubles oh my goodness

7:31

With old Benny the Duck .

7:33

Wait , I thought she was married to Johnny

7:38

.

7:38

Appleseed . No , that's

7:40

a fake person , I don't know .

7:45

Sometimes the things you say are crazy to me . Are you listening to the words that are coming

7:47

out of my mouth ? Yeah , I am All

7:50

right , jenny , from the block . Right

7:52

, jenny ?

7:53

Macaroni Mary , johnny , johnny , appleseed

7:55

, appleseed .

7:56

Yeah , so no , he's with Benny the Duck . Or she's

7:58

with Benny the Duck , but then he switched

8:01

from planting apples apples , and then they called him Peaches . He

8:04

switched from planting apples , he went

8:06

to Peaches , so there's Johnny Peaches , and

8:09

she became Jenny Peaches . And

8:11

then they got divorced and then

8:13

she married a guy named Bobby Blueberry

8:16

no , and then she was

8:18

Jenny Blueberry and then

8:20

we called her Jenny Blues my man

8:22

, my man . And then I don't know what happened after that

8:24

. So maybe she's with Ben . Who's this Ben

8:26

guy ? Is he like Ben Benny the Duck

8:28

? Benny the Duck , yeah .

8:32

I think you're just watching Teletubbies or some shit

8:34

. I could be , I don't know . I

8:36

don't know . There's Tinky , winky and

8:38

Jenny , right ? What's your name again ?

8:40

Wh , what's your name again Whistle

8:43

Tony , whistle Tony . That's right , my best

8:45

friend , that's right

8:47

. And we're here to talk about bourbon , talking

8:49

about bourbon . And we're here to talk about

8:51

Bigfoot , bigfoot , my best friend . You

8:54

got a lot of best friends . Why ? I'm

8:59

a cool , cool , cool guy

9:01

. Cool , cool guy . You know what you are a cool , cool cool

9:03

guy , a cool , cool , cool guy I've always thought

9:05

that about you .

9:06

Thank you Ever since I met you today , I know

9:08

Now we're best friends . We are best friends Me

9:10

, you and , I guess , this Bigfoot . I'll introduce

9:12

you to him . You know him . Yeah

9:14

Well , this is perfect for the show , I

9:16

know .

9:17

That's why I'm on here .

9:18

What do you know about ?

9:19

him . We

9:21

grew up together . We went to the same high school . Oh gosh

9:23

, this feels like another lie man . Come

9:26

on . No , this is the truth

9:28

. This

9:31

is the truth . You can't lie to an Italian like that

9:33

. Hey look , this is Italian

9:36

to Italian , this is true . Okay , this guy

9:39

, you should say it right . If you're going to say it , just say

9:41

it right . This guy , he shows up Italian

9:43

. This guy , right . If you're gonna say it , just say it right . This guy , he shows up . Hey , this guy , he

9:45

shows up . All right

9:48

, we don't know who he is , he just all hairy .

9:50

So you're just gonna call him a guy . He looks enough

9:52

like a guy .

9:53

No , close a guy okay , all hairy

9:55

just walks into our home home

9:57

room one day and

9:59

he just sits down and he's got a book

10:01

. Only thing he's wearing is a book book bag

10:03

backpack . They let him on campus without

10:06

clothes yeah , I mean it's high school

10:08

it's , there's dress codes I guess , you

10:10

gotta wear sleeves .

10:11

They thought the hair was clothes they

10:14

thought the hair was , did you ?

10:15

they thought the hair was close . It was not a good school . Okay

10:19

, I wouldn't call it bad . I'd'd say it's

10:21

mediocre , average , average

10:25

school , average school . Average

10:27

school Okay , over

10:29

across the pond .

10:31

So you're from across the pond , across the pond

10:34

, yeah yeah , yeah , which pond ? We talking here .

10:36

You ever been to Shorty Howe Park , you know that pond Mm-hmm

10:38

. Yeah , over there , over , across it there's With the ducks

10:40

in the middle . With the ducks , you feed the ducks . The bread

10:42

for the ducks that's where Benny lives Is

10:44

Benny Duck .

10:45

Is he one of them ? Ducks ? Benny Duck is one of them

10:48

ducks .

10:49

She married Benny the Duck Duck .

10:52

Yeah , yeah , I mean , that makes more sense . Now they're

10:55

having troubles , they have marital issues .

10:57

I think it's because of the corkscrew penis , maybe .

11:00

That's probably throwing her off . I'm not gonna say

11:02

anything's a deal breaker these days

11:04

.

11:04

You never know .

11:06

You love the person . But

11:08

, like a chorus crew .

11:09

Schwartz , that

11:12

could be a deal breaker .

11:14

Yeah , yeah , yeah .

11:16

I don't know .

11:17

So you know Bigfoot .

11:19

I know Bigfoot . He likes to go by the name

11:21

Buster

11:24

. Are you sure you're not just talking ?

11:25

about some hairy kid ? No , no , no , no , he likes to go by the name Buster . Are you sure you're

11:27

not just talking about some hairy kid named Buster ?

11:29

No , no no , no , no , Trust me , trust me . The kid shows

11:31

up . He's like hey , I'm

11:33

Bigfoot , my

11:36

friends call me Buster . And we

11:38

said hey , buster , why don't you go bust

11:40

a move for us ? Ha , ha , ha . And we all high-fived

11:42

, and then he busts the move . Bigfoot can dance

11:44

. Bigfoot can dance .

11:48

I figured if he's real allegedly

11:51

he's out there .

11:52

I figured he could dance . He's a dancing fool

11:54

. He breakdances . The guy that used to

11:56

host the show .

11:58

Before I stabbed him , I thought I

12:00

killed him , and then he did this other podcast

12:02

. You stabbed him too . Yeah

12:05

, you got a problem with that . Nah , nah , nah , you got a problem

12:08

with that ?

12:08

I got no problem . Unless

12:10

you're challenging me , then maybe I got a problem

12:12

. Oh , buddy , oh

12:15

, you don't know about my priors

12:17

.

12:17

Oh , you got priors . Listen , you

12:19

can be replaced , oh

12:21

.

12:22

You dare me ? No , you . If you got prize

12:24

, I'm gonna bring the choirs . What

12:27

does that mean ? You're just waiting

12:29

to see . I don't , I don't have to . I could

12:31

just stab you and end you right now . Then I'm bringing

12:33

the choir , but you're dead , not

12:35

yet I think you would be

12:37

.

12:38

I mean , unless you already called the choir

12:40

.

12:40

You try to take your knife right now and stab

12:42

me . I'm breaking out the choirs

12:44

.

12:47

I gotta ask Can you break out the choirs for

12:49

me ?

12:50

Try to stab me , go for it . Hey , try to

12:52

stab me . Well , now I'm interested in this

12:54

choir thing . Yeah , yeah , can

12:56

we get the choirs ? You got choirs , I got

12:58

choirs . Oh boy , yeah , that's

13:00

how it rolls .

13:01

God , I love you . I mean , how could

13:03

I stab someone Exactly ? Yeah , I love

13:05

you too .

13:06

Hey , you're like a brother to me . Yeah , we're

13:08

best friends , we're brothers . How's your sister ? Oh

13:11

, wow , that's incestuous

13:13

brother . Well , we're like a brother from

13:15

another mother .

13:18

Oh , but now you're distancing yourself from me . Huh ? Is

13:21

it because of the prize ? It's

13:25

all about the prize in the choirs .

13:26

You know you're not allowed to testify against your own brother in court . Right , that's why

13:28

we got married . Who , you

13:30

and me ? We didn't get married where

13:32

I thought we just did . No , what are

13:34

you talking ? Was that not , like I said , brothers

13:36

? I thought we were just giving her like

13:39

, uh , you know the , the pre-speech gosh

13:41

, I think I'm look .

13:42

Just because a choir shows up doesn't mean it's

13:44

like a joyous occasion or anything . I thought it

13:47

was .

13:47

We're in a church , we got choirs , you

13:49

got priors . We're in a restaurant , and

13:51

my sister works here . Man . Some people call that a church

13:53

.

13:54

Who does People Name

13:56

one ? It's

13:59

taking too long , mike .

14:01

Mike who long

14:09

mike .

14:09

Mike who , mike ? Forget about it . That's not real . Yeah , jenny macaroni is is obviously

14:11

a real person . Let's , mike , forget about it . Forget about it . Yeah , I

14:13

know I'm starting to doubt buster .

14:14

Yeah , is buster even real ? Buster's really

14:17

real . Yeah , you got mikey

14:19

, forget about it . Yeah , we went to high school

14:21

together . You had , uh , johnny

14:23

, bag of donuts .

14:25

No , we went to high school together .

14:26

You had Johnny Bag of Donuts . No we went to high school together . No , absolutely not

14:29

. We got Busta Rhymes aka Bigfoot

14:31

.

14:31

Hold on You're going to sit

14:33

here and tell me that Busta Rhymes , the

14:36

famous rapper , is one

14:38

Bigfoot and two went

14:40

to school with you .

14:42

Yes , I don't buy

14:44

it . That's what happened . What do you mean ? That's

14:49

a true story .

14:50

It's barely a story . It's an anecdote

14:52

at best .

14:54

It's a story , because I told you about how he showed up and

14:56

was busting rhymes and breakdancing

14:58

the end . See

15:00

, I don't think he breakdanced

15:02

.

15:04

I don't think Busta Rhymes breakdanced .

15:07

Are you challenging me on my Busta Rhymes slash

15:09

Bigfoot knowledge ? Yes , I

15:12

am Okay , fine .

15:13

You win . Wow , Wait

15:15

. But then what does that mean ? How did I win ? Is

15:18

that real ?

15:19

I don't know , gosh . Anyway

15:24

, I should stab you . You

15:26

bring out the prize , I bring out the prize .

15:29

I can't stab you .

15:31

Yeah , I know it . Come on , this

15:33

guy over here , this old

15:35

fashioned with the Elijah Williams , is that his

15:37

name ? Nope , I think it's Elijah

15:39

Williams .

15:41

Crickasaurus .

15:42

What's that one now Crickasaurus ? Elijah

15:45

Williams Crickasaurus . What ? What's that one now Kregasaurus ? Elijah Williams Kregasaurus ? What

15:47

is the name of this man ? Evan Two-Timers

15:50

Williams ? Hold on , let me call my

15:52

sister over here .

15:52

Sis , come over here , hop

15:55

on mic . Hi

15:57

. What kind of bourbon is this in this

15:59

old-fashioned this ?

16:00

is um , mmm

16:02

, let me , this is um . Think about it . Let

16:04

me see , I'm reminding myself pouring

16:07

it . And then I'm looking at the bottle

16:09

, I'm like that tastes good .

16:15

And then I was

16:18

like oh , it's Pappy Williams , you can go . You can go . Okay

16:24

, keep her name out your mouth . Okay , don say it . Hey

16:26

, she's pretty . Yeah , I know

16:28

. Yeah , you

16:31

like my sister's gorgeous , you like your sister you

16:34

into that ? I know my sister's gorgeous all

16:36

right , we all know it , just

16:38

accept it . This is elijah williams . Nope

16:40

, what the hell is it ?

16:42

called . I

16:44

know the name . You want me to tell you the name Evan

16:47

.

16:47

Williams . Yep , it's

16:49

a common bourbon at an Italian

16:51

restaurant . Oh my god

16:53

, I said it wrong . I've been in America too long

16:55

. Italian .

16:56

Italian restaurant . Yeah

16:59

, hey , go across the pond , go back across

17:01

.

17:02

Me and Benny . We got beef .

17:05

Yeah , benny the duck , I stabbed his brother Quack

17:07

. Quack , take him out . You

17:10

give him a quack attack , motherfucker

17:13

, yeah , yeah .

17:17

That's Bigfoot , huh .

17:19

Yeah , yeah . So Busta Rhymes aka

17:21

Bigfoot aka Busta

17:24

, bigfoot aka Ryman

17:26

, two-timing Bigfoot aka

17:29

Smallfoot , but Big Robusta

17:31

, he's a Big

17:33

Robusta , big Robusta

17:35

, coming

17:37

at ya . That's

17:40

what he like to call himself . I don't get it .

17:43

High school was crazy . I'm just going to throw this

17:45

out there . I feel like maybe

17:47

you should be a rapper .

17:50

Coming at you . You got that flow . Oh

17:52

, thank you .

17:53

It's undeniable , man . Yeah , like

17:56

I don't have it , you know I never did , even

17:58

though when I recorded that intro that we , you heard it Uh-huh . That

18:00

intro that we , you heard it Uh-huh

18:03

it took like 75

18:05

takes , dang bro , and I'm

18:07

going to be honest with you . Yeah , drake

18:10

did it and did AI my voice instead

18:12

, Drake .

18:14

Yeah .

18:14

And now I don't like telling people about that

18:16

, because he got pretty much

18:19

his shit rocked in

18:21

this old beef thing . You talking about Drake the

18:23

Duck ? Yeah , he's a Drake the Duck . Yeah , he's

18:26

a Canadian mallard .

18:27

Yeah , yeah

18:29

, he was on that show about Duck

18:32

High .

18:32

School . Yeah yeah , he

18:34

got whooped , oh man , by that

18:36

Compton Eagle

18:38

. I hate eagles , whoa

18:41

.

18:42

Let me tell you something about eagles . Okay , Name

18:44

one thing bad about them . They are the most

18:46

selfish birds ever

18:49

.

18:49

What do you mean by that ?

18:50

They're so selfish , okay , okay , let

18:52

me tell you a story , okay , I

18:55

went to high school with this bird . This

18:58

most selfish bird is a freaking

19:00

eagle . This bird man

19:03

, I tell you what . You give him a sandwich and

19:05

be like , hey , he's like , I'm hungry , I'm hungry , Can you

19:07

give me some bread , like a sandwich ? I give it to him thinking

19:09

, you know , all right , like you know , in a couple of days

19:11

maybe he'll reciprocate , or something . No , Every

19:14

day he's like can you give me a bread , Can you give

19:16

me a sandwich ? Never , never

19:18

, you

19:21

selfish . And he goes keika

19:24

, Keika and then he

19:26

just flew off . Man

19:28

, but Eagles

19:31

, man , yeah , man this

19:33

was a bad idea .

19:36

All of it .

19:37

I mean I'm going to have to stab you , and I don't feel good about

19:39

it . Let me tell you something I went to high

19:41

school with bad idea . Is

19:46

that that white rapper , this guy bad

19:49

idea man , he

19:51

was bad news . Okay

19:53

, every day he'd

19:55

be like hey , hey , how's

19:58

it going ? Um , I've got some good

20:00

ideas . Like no , you got bad ideas

20:02

Because your name is Bad Ideas

20:04

. And then he got all sad

20:07

and then Sad idea .

20:08

Yeah , and then guess what ? What ?

20:10

happened what

20:13

I'm asking you ? I don't know what happened to him . Do you know what happened

20:15

to him ?

20:16

Do you just want me to guess and you don't have the answer

20:18

? I got nothing .

20:20

Did he bake it ? You're

20:23

getting stabbed . You know that You're

20:25

getting the priors . I'm getting the choirs .

20:27

Grab the choir Prepare yourself

20:29

, prepare the choir have them warm up

20:31

. Warm up the pipes , because you're getting stabbed

20:33

. Ready , here we go

20:36

.

20:44

Stabbed

20:54

. Yeah , yeah , uh-huh

20:56

, guess what

20:59

? It's time

21:01

to go back in time

21:03

To a place that was so fine

21:05

. And you heard those rhymes and

21:07

everyone said , oh my goodness , look

21:10

at him , is he a timepiece

21:12

? Oh , give me a dime piece

21:14

. Uh-huh

21:25

, okay

21:27

, guess what

21:29

? We will do it

21:31

again . He's a time piece

21:33

. Yeah , give me that dime piece . He

21:35

old-fashioned me and

21:38

made me look so sexily

21:40

. But guess what ? I

21:43

don't know , maybe we're

21:45

gonna drink some Old-fashioned

21:47

. Yo yo drinking old-fashioned . And we're gonna drink some old fashions yo yo

21:50

drinking old fashions and we're getting a little

21:52

drunk drinking old-fashioned

21:54

because it's old-fashioned fun

21:56

. Yeah , we're gonna play some slapstick

21:59

and some fun times

22:01

. We're gonna have a good old time

22:03

with our border hats and everything .

22:06

Old-fashioned , drink , old fashioned

22:09

drink it up drink it up

22:11

this

22:20

is weird . There's like

22:23

there's like stuff already

22:25

recorded . I cleared this out

22:27

so we could record tonight .

22:28

Yeah , wait , what's going on ? And Finn is just getting here

22:30

. Yeah , finn's here , and

22:33

yeah , we were just about to sit down and start

22:35

recording . I don't understand .

22:38

I'm confused as well , and it's like more than

22:40

one mic , so it's not like one person came down here

22:42

and messed with it . Are you saying there's ?

22:43

multiple people .

22:45

Yeah , there's two shooters .

22:47

Was it the second gunman on the grassy knoll .

22:50

It probably is . I guess we

22:52

should have listened to it before we started recording .

22:55

All right , let's take a gander . Yeah

23:02

let's

23:05

just do that real fast .

23:06

Okay , that was weird , that was really weird

23:08

. Well one , I gotta change locks .

23:11

Yeah , how did they get in ?

23:12

here . They weren't in here , they

23:15

were at a restaurant .

23:16

Yeah , that's right . They were at

23:18

a sister's restaurant and they

23:21

drank my drink . Holy

23:23

crap , wait

23:27

Because ? Yeah , what happened ? Because

23:29

we set this up , we made our drinks , we put it down here

23:31

, we went upstairs for a second and

23:33

then we came back down and

23:36

our drinks are gone . They were at a restaurant

23:38

.

23:39

How long were we gone ?

23:41

I don't know this is really weird . I

23:43

mean we did watch . We

23:46

watched Titanic . How long was that ? We

23:48

?

23:49

watched that , and then we watched the , the

23:52

one with the Scorsese movie , with Leo

23:55

too , because we had that Leo kick .

23:57

Yeah , that's right . And

23:59

then I think we watched all of Muffet

24:01

Babies . Yeah , we

24:04

had to find it first . Yeah , that took a while

24:06

to find All episodes of that . I

24:09

can't believe there's ice in it still that's really

24:11

weird . This definitely feels like a Goldilocks

24:13

situation yeah , well cause , like , is

24:15

yours like halfway full ? No , it's

24:18

mostly gone , mine's completely empty .

24:20

Oh , that sucks

24:23

well , I think we're gonna need some more bourbon yeah

24:26

, I

24:28

got some some mystery bourbon over

24:30

there , if you want some .

24:31

Everyone loves mystery bourbon . All

24:34

right , we'll be right back .

24:39

Looking for something , man . The big footy one

24:41

himself Can't wait to get a photo

24:44

with him up on our shelf . If you

24:46

can't find him , we will

24:48

.

24:49

If you won't find him , we will . If you won't find him , we will .

24:51

Legends come and go , but what we know leaves no doubt

24:54

. Showing all of y'all the proof is what this

24:56

show is about . If you can't

24:58

find him , we will .

25:00

If you won't find him , we will

25:03

.

25:03

If you don't find him , we'll kill

25:06

your whole family

25:08

, bigfoot

25:10

and bourbon , with Scott and Brandon . Yay

25:13

, yay , yay , yay , and we're

25:15

back .

25:15

Okay , now we finally got our whiskey again Yep , and

25:18

it's a mystery one . I don't know what

25:20

it is .

25:20

Old history is mysteries . We had planned on drinking Evan

25:22

Williams and everyone knows that name .

25:24

No one would ever confuse it with anything else no , because it's easy to

25:26

remember it's Evan Williams .

25:28

I don't like that weirdo . Well

25:30

, so they recorded a good chunk

25:32

of this , but I mean , I got stuff to talk about , let's

25:34

do it . Let's chit chat .

25:36

Hey , chit chat with Scott and Brandon .

25:39

And this is true . So

25:43

the plumber had to come yesterday . So we got a new

25:45

sink a while back and the pipe fell

25:47

off the bottom of the sink

25:49

twice and it

25:51

dumped water everywhere Really Twice . Yeah

25:53

, I didn't know about this . No , so this is it

25:55

happened once . I was like , well , I don't know why that happened

25:58

, so let's figure

26:00

it out . And it happened again . I was

26:02

like , hey , we got to call them Like I

26:04

don't , I don't understand , I

26:09

can't do anything about this . Yeah , so he comes and he has to go buy some parts

26:11

and he brings his brother along with him . He came last time and

26:14

like they were like working on stuff and I was trying

26:16

to like find my own business and

26:18

he just like looks out in the backyard .

26:19

He's like y'all got a great backyard I

26:22

was like oh , thanks , man , you do . Yeah , thank you

26:24

I appreciate it .

26:25

He's like love that bigfoot out there

26:27

.

26:27

And .

26:27

I was like yeah , yeah

26:30

, that was mine . My wife did

26:32

not pick that , that's me , I picked that , my

26:34

contribution . And he's like I'm

26:37

old enough to know about

26:39

that one video where

26:41

he goes like this through

26:44

the rocks , like I saw that they

26:46

can't disprove that . They can't

26:48

, they can't disprove it . They can't , they can't disprove it . I've read it . They

26:50

can't disprove it . And then his

26:52

brother who was actively working

26:54

on the sink while he's just looking out the window . He's like

26:57

come on , man . I

27:01

said no , I'm serious , man , it's real Like

27:04

there are people out there and

27:16

real like there are people out there and some of them are vicious , you know , like they'll . They'll

27:18

like attack you man . He's like yeah , okay , man , what video was he talking about ? He's talking about

27:20

the one like the , the thing that elf like parodied . Like that , walk through the like

27:22

quarry ? oh yeah , like that he's talking about that video and

27:25

I couldn't think of where it was . I

27:27

I would know I've seen so many of those things

27:29

where they talk about it . I can't think of where it is , and

27:32

then his brother's like well , I don't believe

27:35

any of that shit , but it

27:37

is what I tell every police officer that pulls

27:39

me over , and I was like

27:41

what do you mean when they ask me where

27:44

I'm going ? I'm looking for Bigfoot Seen him and I was like

27:46

I'm looking for Bigfoot Seen him and I was like that

27:48

is such an awesome thing to say

27:50

, that is so good , I'm

27:52

going to use it Absolutely

27:54

.

27:56

Yes , honestly , it's not just

27:58

for being pulled over . If anyone asks me where

28:01

are you going , where are you heading ? Where are you heading ?

28:03

Looking for Bigfoot . Have you seen ?

28:04

him .

28:06

Yes , that's awesome . You know what , when we make our merch

28:08

, we'll just put that on it .

28:10

He's not going to know , seen him .

28:13

Look for Bigfoot . You seen him ? Have you seen him ? So

28:16

on the front it'll be the logo , On the

28:18

back , looking for Bigfoot .

28:19

Have you seen him ? Yeah ?

28:21

And throw the QR code on there to

28:23

get to our podcast .

28:24

Absolutely . All right , we're doing it . Done

28:26

Merch store . Come

28:31

to our merch store that we have not opened up yet . It's

28:34

going to be digital merch store , so you can't

28:36

physically come to it . Please don't try

28:38

to . Not , yet Not yet We'll

28:40

see how the digital version works first .

28:42

And when we do , we're definitely going to put

28:44

shirts inside the Bigfoot Museum . Yes , we .

28:46

We're definitely going to put shirts inside the Bigfoot Museum . Yes , we will put shirts

28:48

. There's a Bigfoot Museum up there

28:51

in Blue Ridge . It's amazing

28:53

If you haven't visited . There's a lot of poop

28:55

. There's more poop than you

28:57

think . Yeah

29:00

, there's more poop than you

29:02

think .

29:07

There's some awesome headphones that you can listen to sound footage of

29:09

oh yeah , the sound footage .

29:10

Audio footage . Audio footage what ?

29:11

is it ? It's the .

29:16

I mean , if that doesn't make you a believer , I don't know what

29:18

will .

29:18

Palisade sounds . Oh yeah , something

29:21

like that Cascade sounds . I think it's the cascade sounds .

29:23

That sounds right , something like that .

29:27

Isn't that like Goober ? I

29:29

can't think of his name Like sound engineer

29:31

.

29:32

Yeah , it's like I could not disprove

29:34

this ?

29:35

Scientists have tried and they cannot

29:37

disprove this .

29:39

They can't explain it , can't explain

29:41

it so it'll make you

29:43

a believer .

29:44

We're doing pretty good at voices man .

29:46

We're doing damn good . We should

29:48

be on snl . Let's do it . All

29:50

right , let's just do it . Yeah . Let's just let's call up

29:52

uh , who's the head of that ? Still , lauren

29:54

. Lauren , that's right . Fishburne , that's

29:57

lawrence . Oh man , I get them confused

29:59

. This is lauren michaels that's it

30:01

lauren , michaels , michael no

30:04

it's just the michaels oh , okay I'll

30:06

do do the talking . So it's not Chad Michael Michaels

30:08

the brother .

30:09

No , and I don't know if I know who that is .

30:12

From Blades of Glory .

30:13

Chad Michael . Oh Okay , I

30:18

thought that was like someone

30:21

on Gossip Girl or something

30:27

Speaking

30:30

of Gossip Girl .

30:31

This has nothing to do with Gossip Girl , oh man , I was like if

30:33

we pulled a Gossip Girl somehow . So

30:36

something happened . Well , I'm sorry

30:38

, did you poop your pants ? No , not this

30:40

time .

30:41

Oh , so

30:43

I get a random message

30:47

. Get a random message

30:49

, not Get a random message . Notification on my phone

30:51

, yeah , and I think that's

30:53

weird .

30:54

Mm-hmm .

30:55

That doesn't make any sense . Nope , you

30:57

don't even know .

31:00

I'm just going , hey , I'm just playing it off

31:02

, let's go , come on . Come

31:05

on , cleetus .

31:06

Come on , as soon as I see it , I think this has

31:08

to be like a bug in the app , like

31:10

it doesn't it's not making any

31:13

sense to me Like a glitch in the Matrix . Yes , and

31:15

it was not . It was a real thing

31:17

that happened and I can't wait to

31:19

play it .

31:20

Well , let me make sure we can hear Wait

31:22

so it's not a voicemail

31:24

um , let me see you have a . What's

31:27

the ?

31:27

song you want to hear . I just

31:29

want to test our levels , so I don't have to stop

31:31

um , amazed by you

31:33

limstar

31:38

, limstar is amazed . Yes

31:40

, okay , uh , you were singing

31:42

that earlier . Every time around me , yeah , every

31:45

time .

31:46

I realize me . Yeah

31:48

, let's

31:53

just listen to this for a minute . I hope we don't have to pay them for

31:56

. No , no one listens to

31:58

this shit , feeling

32:00

inside me .

32:02

Here's what it is . I think , if you talk about it

32:04

, if you comment on it , yeah , it's okay

32:06

, as we're doing this right now yeah , cause I did this on my other show

32:08

. Oh , there we go . That I no longer do , brandon talk about it .

32:10

if you comment on it , it's okay as we're doing this right now ?

32:11

Yeah , because I did this on my other show . Oh , there we go . That

32:15

I no

32:18

longer do , brandon .

32:19

Okay , so we tested , hey , the levels sound

32:21

good .

32:21

Tested the levels .

32:22

Yeah .

32:22

Okay , so I'm just going to show it to you

32:24

and then I'll explain more .

32:29

Now for those who are listening .

32:36

Oh , damn it .

32:39

Scott , what's up ? Bryce

32:42

Johnson here . Expedition Bigfoot Bigfoot

32:44

Collectors Club what's going on ? This

32:46

is from Brandon . Brandon , what's up

32:48

? Thank you for reaching out via Cameo

32:51

Way to go . This is probably coming

32:53

as a surprise to you , but I'm going through my

32:55

expired Cameos and I think this one is

32:57

from way back , so this

32:59

one's on me . Guys , sorry about that

33:01

. Life gets a little busy , as we all know

33:03

, so maybe this will reach you as

33:05

a nice summer surprise . Anyway

33:08

, I just want to say

33:10

Bigfoot is real and

33:12

I appreciate you guys , and

33:15

that's it . I hope you have a great one . I'm

33:18

so sorry I missed your first cameo , but hey

33:21

, let's be friends again . All right , later on

33:23

.

33:26

So that happened . So

33:34

that happened . I get a notification from cameo saying that my expired request

33:36

was fulfilled by bryce johnson , I'm like , but he did it already yeah

33:38

and so I'm like , well , I'll just

33:40

click it , like what is it like ? this

33:42

has to be a bug , is this gonna be the same ? Yeah

33:44

, like . And then I see him in

33:47

a completely different scenario . He's

33:50

not in the backyard with his glasses . No , I

33:52

was like , holy shit , he did another one . He

33:54

just recorded it . So there you go

33:56

. Holy crap

33:59

, she's been sitting on

34:01

that . I'm like , how do I work this in

34:03

? Wow .

34:05

Well , first off , kudos for Holding

34:07

that bad boy in . I don't know how you did that

34:09

. It took a lot , holy

34:12

crap , man Also

34:16

. First of all , I mean , hey , he

34:18

went back through it . I'm surprised he

34:20

cleared it and he did it for free . It didn't cost me

34:22

anything else . So that's

34:24

on him , as he said .

34:26

But if not , I paid him already .

34:28

Well , yeah , but he gave you two for one . Yeah

34:30

, you normally pay double for that

34:32

.

34:33

That's true , that's just math

34:36

man .

34:38

So there's that , and

34:40

then I'll just sign off Later on

34:42

. Be my friend , be

34:46

my friend again . Let's

34:48

be friends or be my friend again .

34:49

Let's be friends again .

34:51

Let's roll it back hope

34:54

you have a great one . Uh , I'm so sorry I

34:56

missed your first cameo , but um

34:58

, hey , let's be friends again , all right , later

35:01

on , yeah that's true .

35:02

We did have that falling out for a little while yeah , let's

35:04

be friends again , thank goodness

35:06

. You know later on bro , later on

35:08

, my new goal is for us to be on bigfoot

35:11

collectors club because

35:13

it's it's like a it's comedic podcast

35:15

. So that's we mean it . Obviously , yeah , of course , but but we mean it , obviously , we

35:17

mean it , yeah of course , but I mean

35:20

outreach .

35:21

You're just trying to get your name out there , right

35:23

? And if we're on something that's a little bit more popular than

35:25

us , that's Bigfoot related , even if

35:27

it's a comedy show , only a little more popular

35:29

, it's worth Barely .

35:30

Right , that's

35:33

coming down the stairs .

35:34

I hear him .

35:34

Click . I hear him Clickety-clack clickety-clack

35:37

.

35:37

Clickety-clickety-clack .

35:40

So that's what I had .

35:42

I had two real things . That's so good , bryce

35:44

, hey , man , we'll definitely be friends again

35:47

. No hard feelings , thank

35:49

you for reaching back out to me

35:51

and yeah , man

35:53

, hey later on .

35:56

See you , man . See you next time

35:58

we're in LA . Mm-hmm , hey later on .

35:58

See you , man , see you next time we're in LA .

36:00

Mm-hmm man , is that where he lives now ?

36:04

I just assume he's an actor , because didn't we go

36:06

to high school with him ? No ? I

36:09

think , you're thinking of the guy from earlier . Oh

36:12

yeah , Remember when we sat here and listened to 20

36:14

straight minutes of a different podcast .

36:15

That's right .

36:16

I get it confused that wasn't you , it was

36:18

somebody else .

36:18

Didn't we go to high school with Bryce ?

36:21

Bryce Probably

36:23

. Oh , no , text

36:25

Brooke and see , oh

36:28

yeah , we did . He was like a redneck kid . Yeah

36:30

, that's right , he was in the part of the parking lot that

36:32

backed in and all their trucks . Yeah , bryce

36:35

Can't

36:37

think of it Is it Bryce Johnson .

36:40

Well , I was going to say Johnson , but I was like , why

36:42

would I say Johnson ? I feel like I'm making that up .

36:44

Why would I say , johnson , you're

36:46

always saying dick stuff .

36:50

Hey .

36:52

Johnson Peter .

36:53

Robin Peter Pay Paul . Robin Peter Pay Johnson , I

36:58

think it is Bryce Johnson .

37:01

Am I friends with him ?

37:02

It's Adam Eve , not Adam Steve , I think

37:04

I'm friends with whoever the Bryce

37:06

is , gosh , I wish

37:09

you'd text Brooke .

37:10

He would have told us already Brooke's got

37:12

enough on his plate right now .

37:13

Bryce Anderson , ah , mr

37:16

Anderson , mr

37:18

Anderson , mr .

37:21

Anderson , you remember , I see that guy Elrond

37:24

.

37:25

Yes .

37:26

Now , because I'm reading Lord of the Rings

37:28

again .

37:29

Oh , good job , you can read . I didn't realize you could

37:31

. I am listening to it actually . Oh , are you ? But I can

37:34

read , can you ?

37:35

Yeah , but Andy Serkis is doing it now . He's reading

37:38

. Yeah , but Andy Serkis is doing it now . He's reading . Yeah , he's reading

37:40

the audiobook .

37:41

Oh , I thought he was just reading in general . Yeah

37:43

, yeah , good job man . He's on Twitch and he just

37:45

silently reads .

37:46

He just reads and you just watch him . I can't believe

37:48

how many people watch it .

37:50

Are there shows like that on Twitch , you think where

37:52

people just read silently and people watch them do that

37:54

?

37:54

Let's see , let's figure it out .

37:56

Because I could do that , I wouldn't

37:58

even read .

38:01

I would just pretend I'm reading . I still think we should . We didn't discuss it on this show , but

38:03

I think we should do a movie watch where

38:05

we live , watch it and just record

38:07

, put it on Twitch . Well

38:11

, you could do it on Twitch . I

38:13

guess I don't

38:15

know how Twitch works .

38:16

We use our Switch . Put

38:18

it on Twitch . I don't have a Switch , do you ? Yeah , I got a .

38:20

Switch . Do you ?

38:21

Yeah .

38:23

What other stuff do you got ?

38:24

What other ?

38:24

systems do you have ? That's all I got . You don't

38:27

have like a Playstation or anything .

38:30

I do have a PS3 .

38:32

Do you want to buy a PS4 from me ?

38:35

Maybe it's a PS4 . Hold on , no , it's

38:37

a PS4 from me . Maybe it's a PS4 . Hold on , no , it's a PS4 . Damn

38:39

it . No , because we're .

38:40

What are they on right now ?

38:41

PS5? .

38:42

Yeah , because the new NCAA game came out and

38:45

it's not coming to PC .

38:46

Why don't you get the Xbox Like the only

38:49

digital one ? It's real cheap .

38:51

Because I was reading that you shouldn't from

38:53

a performance standpoint . Let's see what's performance

38:55

standpoint . Let's see , was it Xbox

38:57

S ? Yeah , something .

39:00

Yeah .

39:01

Boy , I still think I'd have to explain that

39:03

I'm spending that amount of money on

39:09

a system when I have one I don't use

39:11

. But I would use

39:13

this one .

39:14

I just want to play college football . Can you use Xbox

39:16

Game Pass on your PC ? I

39:25

don't know , can your pc ? I don't know , can you ? I don't know

39:27

, that's what I was asking

39:29

.

39:30

I'm a mac , so if you , if you have game passes that have everything

39:32

, or how does it work ?

39:34

uh , I mean a lot of their games come to it . I don't know if all of them , but I feel like this would . I mean a lot

39:36

of their games come to it . I don't know if all of them , but I feel like this

39:38

would .

39:39

They said they weren't going to port to PC because

39:41

it was expensive and no one would do

39:43

it .

39:44

No one would buy it , but it's cloud .

39:46

But doesn't it take some sort of manipulation

39:49

in order to be on a PC

39:52

versus a console ?

39:54

Not if it's running from the cloud . It's a Zenkai screen

39:57

.

40:05

I don't know , I don't think , I don't know . No one said that . Everyone is saying

40:07

they have to buy . Look , I follow the subreddit on this game for some

40:09

reason . I'm just throwing out ideas and for some reason

40:11

they all say they have to buy something

40:13

and they're like which one should I get

40:15

? I haven't played a game in

40:17

14 years ps or

40:19

xbox yeah but

40:22

I don't even play the one I got and realistically

40:25

I don't even think I'd have time to play it's not coming out on ps4

40:27

no , has

40:30

to be ps5 or xbox uh

40:32

s or whatever gotcha

40:34

, hey , let's take a quick break .

40:36

Fine bye , gotcha , hey , let's take a quick break fine

40:38

, bye

40:54

, we will .

40:56

Legends come and go , but what we know leaves

40:58

no doubt . Showing you guys , the proof is

41:00

what this show is about . If you

41:02

can't find them , we

41:04

will . If you won't find them

41:06

, we will . If you don't

41:08

find them , we'll kill

41:10

your whole family . Price

41:13

Bigfoot and Bourbon

41:15

with Freddie and Tony . That's

41:19

it . Start the it . Start the show . Yeah , yeah , yeah , welcome

41:22

back to the show . Hey

41:25

, it's me Whistle Tony .

41:27

I'm here with Scott , hey

41:29

, no , it's Freddie , what .

41:31

I murdered you ? No , I didn't die why

41:34

do you look like Scott ?

41:35

I do cause . I've always been Freddie what

41:38

do you mean ? You've always been Freddy .

41:39

Alfredo , no , no , no Come on

41:41

man , and you're Brandon . What

41:44

no ?

41:45

What's your name ?

41:46

Whistle , Tony oh that's right .

41:48

Whistle Pig Tony , who can't whistle .

41:50

Wow , I wish I had Whistle Pig . That's

41:52

pretty good .

41:53

You got priors .

42:00

I got priors , I got choirs . Hey man , I just want to say I want to end the

42:02

beef here .

42:02

Like I don't want to call you a pedophile on a rap song , why would you

42:04

call me that ?

42:04

pedophile , because I gotta the new , that's the new line

42:07

. You gotta do it what ?

42:08

who's making stuff up now ?

42:10

you said my sister was hot

42:13

, she's 16 how

42:16

old do you think I am ? I

42:18

don't know You're drinking , I'm 16

42:20

.

42:21

Wow , you shouldn't be drinking you shouldn't have given

42:23

me alcohol at age .

42:25

I'm definitely going to murder you now , Wow

42:28

this is bad for me .

42:30

We're all in a bad situation , my friend .

42:32

Let me tell you something .

42:33

What Cheers

42:35

? That's

42:38

a guy's name . I went to high school with his name

42:40

was cheers .

42:41

Uh , spitting image of ted .

42:43

I know this guy yeah it's just like ted

42:45

this looks like his name's cheers dancing

42:48

is it did

42:51

.

42:51

He have a kid named cheers dancing I think

42:53

so I can't

42:55

believe he went to school here , yeah does he ?

42:58

Does he know Benny the Duck ? He definitely

43:00

knows Benny the Duck .

43:01

He rolls deep with Penny the Duck

43:03

. Oh yeah , Not Penny the Duck . Penny the Duck

43:05

sucks .

43:07

Yeah , pennywise Pound

43:09

Foolish , more like Cucumber . Yeah , yeah

43:11

, yeah .

43:12

Footsie All right . We

43:17

got some soju up there

43:19

. I'm gonna

43:21

drink in the attic of this restaurant me

43:23

too .

43:24

You wanna come with me ? I got some

43:26

warm soju .

43:27

I love warm soju . I can't

43:29

wait to drink that warm soju with

43:31

my brother see

43:35

ya next time . Yeah , yeah get

43:37

out of here yeah , alfredo , and your Lodi , yeah , see you

43:39

next time .

43:39

Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , get out of here . You got

43:42

the ghouls . Yeah , alfredo , and your Lodi and a Lodi

43:44

.

43:45

What's other ?

43:46

stuff . There's other

43:48

stuff , what's ?

43:49

other Italian stuff .

43:52

Deal breakers .

43:55

Mussolini .

43:56

That's not Italian . Yes , he was . Yeah , I know not Italian . Yes , he was .

43:58

Yeah .

43:58

I know you , of course he was . You're

44:01

Italian , alright .

44:04

Hey , shut up over there .

44:05

The Italian's out .

44:07

Hey , hold on Before we leave . Hey , hey

44:11

, sis , come over here .

44:15

Yes .

44:15

What's in this ravioli ? Um , I don't know . You want me to find out . Yes , what's in this

44:18

?

44:18

ravioli ? Um , I don't

44:20

know . You want me to

44:22

find out .

44:24

I mean yeah , you

44:26

think I asked you for no reason .

44:27

Okay , hold on one second .

44:32

What is she doing ? What is she doing ? Is

44:36

she ?

44:36

like jump roping .

44:40

She just walked over and like jump roping . She just walked over and

44:42

then started jump roping

44:44

. Hey you , I'm talking to you .

44:49

Okay , hey , I'm back .

44:50

Yeah , answer the question . I don't need you

44:52

to tell me you're back .

44:53

What was the question ?

44:56

I can't remember .

44:57

Anyways , um , there's um meat in it . I've seen the question

44:59

, I can't remember . Anyways , um , there's meat in it .

45:01

I've seen the question . All

45:05

right , just go ahead , get out of here , okay

45:07

.

45:08

Yeah , hey , how you doing

45:10

.

45:10

No no .

45:12

Let's go drink some soju in the attic , stab , ah

45:14

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