0:03

Ah , we're just calibrating microphones

0:05

. Folks , we're just calibrating for the episode

0:08

. I actually don't know how to start it , so I figured I'd just

0:10

be goofy .

0:11

And then Jordan's like .

0:13

Jordan slaying Wi Fi demons . She's

0:15

got a pad out there and AZ

0:18

. We won't give you exact coordinates . All the stockers

0:20

, however . You know

0:22

she's playing that like Oh , the technician

0:24

will arrive between nine and never for

0:27

your Wi Fi setup .

0:30

I look like I'm recording from an asylum

0:32

basement right now , But yeah it's

0:35

a cool setup .

0:36

It's like everyone . It looks like a little podcast studio

0:38

. It's like brick walls , whatever Cool .

0:40

It will get cooler , don't worry So

0:42

yeah , I

0:44

mean .

0:44

You know there's problems , technical difficulties

0:46

if , like , your co host is actually calling

0:48

you on the telephone . Yeah

0:50

, i never call in sheer panic

0:53

, but I did today , so I

0:57

just love how , like there was a level

0:59

of I'm just gonna say it There was a level of bitchiness

1:01

in her voice . She got me on the telephone , you

1:04

never say like that . I

1:07

was just listening to her describe

1:09

the situation and I was gonna offer feedback

1:11

, But I guess I waited too long because she's like

1:13

Okay , good talk .

1:16

That was the definition of a power pause

1:18

.

1:18

I was like you're like I'm

1:20

gonna say anything . Yeah

1:24

, you couldn't hear it through the telephone

1:26

, but I was grinding my teeth , that's . Oh , i'm

1:29

sorry .

1:30

I had to grind and then answer .

1:36

Welcome back binge watchers . Friends , it's your boy

1:38

, johnny Spoiler . I'm here with my

1:40

crew to announce our plans for this summer . That's

1:42

right , it's the fifth annual horror

1:44

movie festival , summer Slash , or

1:47

Summer Slash Fun . Let me

1:49

tell you we got some spine chilling

1:51

, bone crunching , blood

1:53

curdling or movies

1:56

in store for you guys . From

1:58

rediscovered classics like Girls Night Out

2:00

and Bloody Moon to a sunken

2:02

double feature line up with the deep

2:05

house and underwater . We're going

2:07

to review , discover and recommend

2:09

the best of the best in horror , and

2:11

, of course , we'll be spoiling the crap that's

2:13

gonna do . But hey , that's what makes it

2:15

fun , right ? So get ready to scream

2:18

, jump and even puke a little . The

2:20

Summer Slash 5 is coming in . Huh . And

2:23

remember , folks , it's

2:25

only a podcast . Just keep

2:27

telling yourself that it's only a podcast

2:29

. It's only a podcast . Hey , it's

2:31

only a podcast Podcast

2:39

. Oh

2:42

man , i should tell myself that It's only

2:44

a podcast .

2:46

I wanted to show you before we got to the

2:48

beat .

2:49

But once the beat drops , you're like , oh , I found myself

2:51

listening to this intro for Summer Slash . By

2:53

the way , folks snooze , you lose . This

2:55

is the last one . We're on the finale of

2:58

Summer Slash 2023 . Summer Slash 5 is coming

3:00

to a close tonight . You've

3:03

stumbled into a podcast . You might have already

3:05

guessed . It's Ben's Watchers podcast with

3:07

Johnny Spoiler . I only spoil the movies that

3:09

I love . Otherwise , there's no reason

3:12

to talk about them . And I'm joined , as always

3:14

, by the most savage scream

3:16

queen . You're ever gonna find a final girl

3:18

in

3:20

the flesh . I don't know . If you're watching , you

3:22

can see you're in the flesh If you're just listening . Her

3:25

name is Jordan Savage and she's very

3:28

savage . She's here , She

3:30

made it And we're here Made it . We're

3:32

gonna make a podcast And

3:34

if it's your first time listening , good

3:37

, It'll be the best thing you've ever heard that

3:39

you hadn't already stumbled into . And if you were looking for

3:41

Malcolm Gladwell to

3:43

teach you about life , you were on the wrong show

3:45

. Dude , We're

3:47

not that show . We might teach you about life

3:50

. We might accidentally drop some pros and

3:52

wisdom . You never know . It's a long show . Who

3:54

knows , Maybe there will be some wisdom

3:56

drops later . What's

3:58

new in the world of movies home video

4:01

headlines or horror movie headlines . What do we got going

4:03

on ? Let's find out . There's

4:06

a movie called Beanie Bubble coming

4:08

out . I'm like this is a great highlight . It's

4:11

probably about Beanie Babies . It actually

4:13

is . It's based on a 2015 book

4:15

called The Great Beanie Baby Bubble Mass

4:18

Delusion and the Dark Side of Cute

4:21

. Yeah

4:24

it's got Zach Galifianakis and

4:26

Elizabeth Banks , so

4:28

I guess , like he's a billionaire that

4:31

well , he became a billionaire because

4:33

of the Beanie Babies and he didn't have like a distribution deal , he

4:35

didn't have like big box

4:38

stores to back him up , but I don't

4:40

exactly know . I don't know anything about the

4:42

people that made Beanie Babies , but it was

4:44

a 1990s like phenomenon And

4:47

I guess it's like a roller coaster . So I guess we'll find out

4:49

. Listen , maybe

4:52

I'm a nerd , but I'm super excited for a beanie baby

4:54

drama . I don't know , i want to see this

4:56

movie , yeah this sounds awesome

4:58

.

4:58

It kind of reminds me of Pez

5:01

outlaw , but made into

5:03

a drama , yeah and . I loved

5:05

Pez outlaw . It was so , so

5:07

, so good .

5:08

Yeah , jordan is talking about . If you don't know

5:10

, is there's a documentary about this guy that , like

5:12

collected rare pez containers and sold

5:15

them on the black market or whatever .

5:16

There was a lot of drama .

5:18

It's on Netflix , right ? So yeah , that's what

5:20

?

5:20

yeah , he like goes and travels

5:22

to where they actually make them and

5:25

he was like getting them straight from the manufacturer

5:27

and then he was selling them here in

5:29

America and he was like overtly

5:32

, you know , going over the US

5:35

pez people and it sounds like the beanie

5:37

baby bubble is kind of similar , of where

5:39

, like , this guy makes millions off of the

5:42

beanie babies . So I'm

5:44

excited and , zach Alifnakis , that's

5:46

gonna be hilarious .

5:47

So I mean , i've seen videos are , like you know

5:49

, people fighting over beanie babies .

5:51

So it'll be interesting to see , like , where this movie goes

5:53

me and my girlfriend Haley

5:56

Walsh Growing up like

5:58

name dropping me Yeah , listening

6:01

, i love you . But we would count

6:03

all of her beanie babies by hand

6:06

, like once a week , like as if it changed

6:08

, and so I would like hand

6:10

count these beanie babies . That was like

6:12

a ritual that we did back

6:14

in the early 90s , so that's

6:17

very specific .

6:18

You're like it's Thursday , gotta get to

6:20

our house .

6:22

The count might be off like 305

6:25

, no more , no less , you

6:27

know like what happened .

6:28

If , like , the Unicorn was missing , you'd

6:30

be like , did it go to the laundry ? like , did

6:32

she have siblings ? What is there ever

6:35

, ever a miscount like who took the beanie

6:37

baby ?

6:38

Who has the beanie baby ? because they're

6:40

gonna was the most popular .

6:41

What was the hoarded one in her collection ? Is

6:43

there one who wouldn't let you touch Puppy

6:46

?

6:47

I think she did have some in like boxes

6:49

. Maybe , like you know , they would come in

6:51

these like pop stick or like glass boxes

6:54

, yeah , that they couldn't be touched .

6:56

So they were highly coveted

6:58

and the only the only thing , modern

7:00

thing I can say . The Equivalent

7:02

is probably like a rare Funko Pop , though .

7:04

Yep , yeah , that's right .

7:06

I would say Funko Pop Is like the That

7:09

bubble the Funko bubble just popped

7:11

actually because the company itself dumped like 35,000

7:14

units in a landfill or something They're like it's

7:16

over , Oh yeah . See

7:19

, let's

7:21

see . Well , there's like a Vegeta from Dragon

7:23

Ball Z that's worth like 3500

7:25

bucks . The Rocky movie dolls from

7:28

Funko Pop are like 150 bucks

7:30

. The Mr T from Rocky

7:32

3 is like 500 bucks . I mean , there's

7:34

some . I think the original He-Man

7:37

From massive universe , the 1980s

7:39

Funko Pop was pretty expensive , yeah

7:41

it's wild beanie babies going

7:44

for like 30k And I'm like there's just

7:46

no way .

7:46

There's a market . No

7:49

, i don't know .

7:51

Um , i can talk about Funko

7:53

. This is not the Funko Pop podcast . We'll move on

7:55

, okay ? Um , there's

7:58

a movie I've been tracking called The Last Voyage of the Demeter . It got pushed to August

8:00

. It's not gonna come up

8:02

August 11th , but essentially there's

8:05

a chapter in the Bram Stoker Dracula novel That's

8:08

simply written by the captain of a ship that's

8:11

bringing Dracula and his magical soil from

8:13

Transylvania to England And

8:15

he's documenting , like , all the strange things

8:17

that are going on . Jordan , johnny and I've already lost her attention . No

8:21

Documenting the strange

8:23

things that happen on The

8:25

Voyage right And like , of course

8:27

, by the time a ship gets support , everybody's

8:30

dead . But a movie Just

8:32

about that chapter is a really cool idea . It's

8:36

coming out this year . Finally , i

8:38

actually I mean it was adapted There's a three-part

8:41

BBC Slash

8:43

Production with Netflix of

8:45

a like a Dracula miniseries and they

8:47

did one of their like . Episode two is

8:50

on the Demeter and it's really good . But

8:52

, um , i digress . Anyway

8:54

, i'm looking forward to this movie , me

8:56

too , then . I just want to look forward . There's not a lot

8:58

of me like . I mean , there's always news watch

9:01

tomorrow , i'll see a bunch of headlines , but right now I got nothing

9:03

in my notes except for These

9:05

are my most anticipated movies . Maybe

9:07

Jordan has some other titles , but these are mine . And And

9:10

also in August , meg

9:12

too , which is the second giant shark movie

9:15

from the Meg series , is finally coming out . Jason

9:18

Statham , of course . Then the

9:20

new Ninja Turtles cartoon movie by Seth Rogen

9:22

, mutant mayhem that's also dropping

9:25

. I just like , just

9:27

like Jordan was talking about how she had to count those beanie

9:29

babies with her friend . Certain things hit you

9:31

at a certain age and so you stick with them no matter what

9:34

. So obviously I'm a Ninja

9:36

Turtles kid . So hit me at the right time

9:38

at the right age . So yeah , i'm gonna watch every

9:40

crappy movie they make . So I'm hoping

9:42

this is good as the live action one that came out in the 90s

9:44

. But you know , because the last couple cartoon

9:46

ones , the last movie years and the the

9:49

live action Remakes

9:52

weren't that great . So we'll see what happens . And

9:55

then , but by most anticipated

9:58

movie of the year is the Frankenstein style movie

10:00

with Emma

10:03

. What's your name ? Stone

10:05

, emma stone , thank you , thanks

10:07

, jordan , for dropping the savage names . So

10:11

yeah , so Emma stone is like I

10:14

don't know the brighter Frankenstein's monster , who

10:16

knows exactly . But she gets built and brought back

10:18

from the dead in this movie called poor things , which

10:21

is my most anticipated movie . Like a whole freaking

10:23

year . It's the one I want to see the most , which is like

10:25

I try not to get excited about

10:27

movies because Less expectations

10:30

or no expectations is always a winning combination

10:32

. You know , yes , you said the bar too high . The

10:34

movie can't live up to your and enthusiasm

10:36

or your anticipation . Then

10:39

, for some reason I Don't

10:42

know how this happened but Joaquin

10:44

Phoenix got cast as Napoleon , so

10:46

he has an Napoleon movie coming out in November

10:48

. I'm like , okay , i'm

10:51

there , i'll watch poor things . That's September

10:53

. We're gonna actually gonna cover that on the show . We're gonna

10:55

do like a whole episode Tied

10:57

around poor things . So we'll figure that out . But

11:00

yeah , i want to see Napoleon and then I Don't

11:02

know . I mean I Don't

11:05

give any expectations to like the October

11:07

movies that come out , like the Halloween movies , right

11:10

, halloween movies during the Halloween season , because

11:12

I Mean we're doing summer slash right

11:14

now . So obviously , like the palette is wide , like

11:16

we've seen so many horror movies , it's like you

11:18

you have to . Really , are

11:22

we jaded ? are we spoiled ? I'm not sure

11:24

. Like Talk about expectations

11:26

of movies probably home movie genre is probably

11:28

the highest , like It's gotta

11:30

be something good . But they're finally doing the Five Nights at

11:32

Freddy movie , which it seems too little

11:34

, too late , because Five Nights at Freddy was like a popular

11:37

video game like five years ago . Now

11:40

the movies finally coming out about

11:42

these animatronic bears that

11:45

go nuts at theme park and

11:47

they've done a couple of the movies like that you know Already

11:50

for mother , for mother , franchises that

11:52

actually were trying to get on the hype of Five Nights at Freddy

11:54

made their movies . And now Freddy's Five

11:57

Nights at Freddy's making there . And of course

11:59

there's a new exorcist which everybody I mean

12:01

everybody and their mother is probably gonna see the new exorcist

12:03

. So whether

12:05

it's good or not , i mean it's gonna probably be the most

12:07

popular thing in October . And

12:11

Random , and

12:13

just going for tonight's movie , okay

12:15

, look , we haven't watched these movies ahead of summer

12:17

slash , we go in blind . We

12:20

don't know their quality , we don't know if

12:22

they're gonna win us over , we don't know how we're gonna rate

12:24

them until we watch them . And then it happens

12:26

on tonight show . Now

12:28

we watched this movie called doom

12:30

asylum . It came out at 87 . It's

12:33

a mix of gore gags and there's a goth

12:35

girl band in there . Some horny

12:37

teens show up at the grounds of a creepy asylum

12:39

. They think it's empty and they're gonna party

12:42

there . But guess what ? there's a demented maniac

12:44

, i Don't know . He's

12:46

pining over his lost fiance . He's watching

12:48

old movies . They just got a

12:50

pretty sweet setup . I mean like the asylum

12:52

had electricity . He's got a pretty

12:55

red watch his TV and I

12:57

Don't know . I

12:59

mean , you got this penthouse pet

13:02

of the year . Patty Mullen , who

13:04

actually was in Franken Hooker , is also in this

13:06

movie . She played the mom , the

13:08

ill-fated mom , and then also the daughter . It's

13:10

like I wrote this down bimbo junior and

13:12

bimbo senior , but their names are actually Jody

13:14

and Kiki , but I wrote down bimbo

13:17

junior and senior Jody

13:19

and Kiki . Yeah , i

13:21

don't know if Jordan has savage stats for this movie

13:24

, because , oh , she's

13:26

got something . She just clapped her hands at me . What do you got ?

13:29

I do have some savage stats . I

13:31

should probably start running them by you before

13:33

, but you know oh no , surprise

13:40

is probably better so I

13:43

found this interesting . Ruth Collins

13:45

was paid $100

13:47

to bear her breasts in

13:49

this film , so she plays the character

13:52

of Tina .

13:54

She's like a contract writer .

13:55

Huh , It's like she's . She's the punk

13:58

band girl And so $100

14:00

is all that she was paid to show her movies in

14:03

this movie . So like

14:05

that's her whole salary , or that's like the in

14:08

addition to My thought

14:10

is the addition to you know

14:12

, it's like we'll give you a hundred bucks if you

14:14

show your boobs . This movie

14:16

was shot in eight days . It

14:20

feels like it doesn't feel like it

14:22

. I also .

14:27

Worth the movie here . We'll get into why , but yeah

14:30

yeah , so thought

14:32

that was interesting .

14:34

They did tons of references

14:36

to you . Think that's a low ball

14:38

offer ? Yeah

14:41

, no , she should have been paid way more than that . Hmm

14:44

, only fans . These

14:46

days , there's no way that girls

14:48

are showing their boobs for less than a hundred

14:50

bucks . Hmm

14:52

, just thrown it out there , and if you're not

14:54

, you're not doing it right . Ladies , throwing

14:58

it out there .

15:00

What's a fair market for nudity these days . Somebody

15:02

can write in and tell us yeah , let

15:05

us know .

15:05

What does it cost ? Send

15:08

us a video , but please don't

15:10

show us your boobs . Um

15:12

, there's obvious

15:14

references to a lot of music of

15:17

this era .

15:18

Oh wait , you don't know about the nude . Yeah , jordan

15:20

doesn't know about the nudes , Oh

15:22

.

15:23

I haven't gotten new . We've gotten ?

15:25

okay , have you ? haven't gotten

15:27

any yet ? Okay , well , the show gets some sometimes

15:29

. I just haven't fairly

15:32

shared them . I guess I can share them

15:34

equally . It's about equal pay , equal representation

15:36

, yes , equal sharing , don't

15:38

I don't want to like flood . Jordan's inbox was like why

15:40

is john forwarding a bunch of nudes ?

15:43

Why are there ? Yeah , yeah

15:45

, you know what you're right . How come you're

15:47

stating them only for you , john ? so

15:49

, um , equal pay , equal

15:52

nudies on the pod . Um

15:56

, lots of references , obviously , to music of

15:58

this area , of this era .

16:00

Sorry , i want to put out there guys get naked for free , they

16:05

don't need a hundred dollars . I've

16:08

been like guys need money or like that

16:10

, like we have enough to show . We're not as cool

16:12

as this rocker chick on the top of the Building

16:15

, but you know , like is it .

16:17

It does sound to one of my favorite bits , though

16:20

I thought that was so hilarious because she's

16:22

like shows her boobies . And then

16:24

darnel is like Well

16:27

, it was like the , the freddy prince jr

16:29

Looking kind of guy was like i'm gonna go

16:31

up there and i'm gonna show her Now

16:33

my teacher lesson , and darnel is like I

16:35

got it . Uh

16:38

, maybe laugh . Um , lots

16:40

of music , old references , um

16:43

, from this era . There's like band names spray

16:45

painted all over the walls led zeppelin

16:47

, but it's , you know , written

16:49

out dead zeppelin , exodus

16:51

, ozzy osbourne , suicidal tendencies

16:54

, black sabbath , pink floyd and

16:56

wasp , lots and

16:58

lots . There's metallica references

17:00

everywhere . Metallica's kill em all can

17:03

be seen during the opening credits , a thrash

17:05

metal and heavy band

17:07

. Their debut studio album

17:09

, the kill em all , kill them

17:11

all was recorded between this

17:14

period of may 10th and 27th

17:17

of 1983 , so

17:19

they just reference a lot of that . They reference

17:22

actually a lot of like political things too , which

17:24

kind of ties into some of my favorite bits just

17:27

in terms of like the phrases that they say

17:29

. But , um , in terms

17:31

of really stats .

17:33

Yeah , one of the punk girls doesn't want to get killed and

17:35

she's screaming . I voted for reagan . I voted for reagan . That

17:38

was me Assuming the maniac

17:41

was a republican and so she shouldn't deserve to get

17:43

killed . And he says I believe in equal , equal

17:45

voting rights , equal voting rights . I still disagree

17:48

here .

17:49

Well , and the funny thing was is that she wasn't

17:51

. She was like trying out different

17:53

phases on him . She was like i'm a woman

17:55

, i'm like your sister and then so

17:57

she like tries to flip the script and be

17:59

on the other side of the political stance And

18:01

she's like i voted for reagan and i will say there

18:03

is a lot of music .

18:05

There's this one song that plays , called house of the

18:07

rising sun , and this might be

18:09

the animals version , the animals recorded

18:11

, probably the most popular version . But I was like , who

18:13

made this song ? where did it come from ? there's

18:15

like 25 movies . This

18:17

song is in all kinds of movies and I guess

18:20

, because nobody knows who like

18:22

they hit that the

18:24

. It's kind of sketchy with the

18:26

copyright information of the song , so i'm like , oh

18:28

, they don't know the author of the song , so

18:30

Nobody , so everybody can just

18:33

like cover it whenever they want or whatever . But

18:35

yeah , so it's in like a bunch

18:37

of movies .

18:38

That's kind of cool . It's like urban

18:40

myth of yeah .

18:42

Why this song ?

18:43

that's like , yeah , played in a bunch of movies

18:45

, so Um , but yeah

18:48

, that's what I have for some savage sets .

18:50

Okay , uh , but we're gonna go to messages

18:52

before we go to the favorite bits and then we'll be back

18:54

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funny is I did not plan

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for the Netflix and chill commercial to be in an episode

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where we're talking about favorite bits , but it just happened

20:00

to work out that way . Anyway

20:05

, i just want to . I

20:07

mean , i point I made a note in here

20:09

. My last

20:11

wall is in my got my little handy dandy movie

20:13

notebook . Right , i wrote the handy dandy . It

20:16

is swimming but there's a lot of bikinis

20:18

but they never actually go to the lake . They

20:21

never go to a beach . They were bathing

20:23

suits to a mental institution

20:25

.

20:27

There's no waters in sight , Yeah

20:29

where they go swimming .

20:31

Anyway , we'll go back because we also found

20:33

out . a Sex and the City actor pops up in here too

20:35

, oh , man , i got a lot of stuff written on these notes

20:37

.

20:38

Yeah , that was like one of my . Obviously

20:41

it's not a bit , but I was like , oh my

20:43

goodness , it is Charlotte from Sex

20:46

and the City And

20:49

she's always like the more reserved one

20:52

on the show . I've also been seeing

20:54

so many previews for the

20:56

new TV show I

20:58

forget what it's called . It's

21:01

like , oh God , i'm like someone's going to have

21:03

to look it up while we're here . But there's like the

21:06

next chapter

21:08

of Sex and the City and it's been popping up on

21:10

my YouTube ads a bunch

21:12

. But yeah , made , yeah

21:15

, kristen Davis Glad she was in there

21:17

. Yes , tons of bikinis and

21:20

no water to be seen . But

21:23

yeah , we've kind of talked a little bit about my

21:25

favorite bits already . I thought it was so

21:28

funny when

21:30

Tina shows her boobs . And

21:32

then the Freddie Prince , junior

21:34

looking guy That's why I want to call him like

21:36

Fred from the Scooby Doo , because

21:39

that's like what he kind of is dressed like .

21:41

I think I call them blonde surfer guy . Yeah

21:43

.

21:44

Yeah , his name's Mike

21:46

in the movie , but he's

21:48

like the very indecisive one

21:51

and he's like I'm going to go teach

21:53

them a lesson , sort of

21:55

. And then Darnell , who's obviously

21:58

super smooth and he

22:00

wants to be with the ladies , decides that

22:02

he's going to go and teach

22:04

them a lesson instead , but

22:07

mainly because he wants to be with the ladies , after

22:09

Tina had shown him .

22:11

Well , he likes the drummer , loves

22:13

the drummer Yeah , and then the drummer keeps fantasizing about him and

22:15

that keeps cutting the video .

22:16

Keeps cutting the fantasy video , the slow motion

22:19

, yeah Yeah , like slow motion

22:21

, montage sort of thing , yeah

22:23

. Then they they

22:25

didn't got a little risque to

22:27

the second time around . I was like , oh

22:30

okay , it wasn't the same

22:32

slow motion but

22:34

thought that was pretty funny . And then of course

22:36

he dies by the four steps . That's

22:38

the second time that four steps have been

22:40

used as a murder weapon

22:43

in summer slash . So

22:45

I think that's what they are And

22:47

well , that was pretty wild . But then my

22:50

second one is I think her

22:52

name is Rapunzel , what does she go by ? The

22:54

French woman I

22:58

thought I heard somebody say , the Rapunzel

23:00

Yeah . Yeah , and

23:02

then she's going to spray paint phrases

23:05

downstairs because it's her civic

23:07

duty .

23:10

And then , of course , she's like a three-punk Rebellion against the

23:12

man , rebellion against the man .

23:14

And then of course she's in the bathroom

23:16

and the the you

23:18

know murderer kind of sneaks up behind

23:20

her and decides

23:23

to kill her and then puts her

23:25

face in some industrial acid

23:27

and she gets kind of sizzled

23:29

by her . Last words are switching political

23:31

sides and saying that she voted for Reagan

23:33

And he shouts

23:36

what he shouted . I

23:38

thought it was pretty good . What's your favorite bits ?

23:41

Well , first I wrote it might be

23:44

possible to be alive with half your face

23:46

peeled off . Question mark We

23:48

don't have an expert to determine that , but I think it's . He

23:50

looks really cool . He

23:52

looks better actually at when he wakes up

23:54

on the table than later . Later on is just a rubber

23:56

mask . Oh monster is like

23:59

Jordan likes to bring up .

24:01

Well , maybe it's supposed to like be

24:03

dried or like

24:06

you know , it's like 10 years later and it's

24:08

skins kind of like . You'll like that .

24:10

I also love . There's virtually no connection between

24:12

him and the san asylum . Like

24:15

it's oh yeah he wakes up in the corner's office

24:17

as they're trying to do an autopsy So they screw

24:20

up his face . He'd be in tremendous

24:22

pain , he might be confused about where he is . He

24:25

wouldn't necessarily go to like a

24:27

san asylum Then then you're questioning

24:29

the whole movie because it's like it's

24:31

only a few years later , maybe five years later

24:34

, like if Kiki was 12

24:36

when when the lawyer had the car accident

24:38

with the mom and then he became a maniac

24:40

and the mom died . Then she's now like

24:42

a 17 , 18 . So we're

24:44

talking about like maybe five years or something right , maybe

24:47

10 if we're lucky . But then he's

24:49

an asylum that's actually

24:51

torn down , but then later on

24:53

he's in the corner's office again . So , oh , the corner's

24:56

office is within the asylum . So is

24:58

it really just a hospital setting Anyway

25:01

? so my suspended disbelief is kind of broken because

25:03

I want to know like there's no

25:05

tangible connection between the maniac

25:08

and the asylum . Anyway

25:11

, i do like when Kiki asked the blonde surfer dude

25:13

who Jordan identified as Mike for

25:16

some reason , she goes can I call you mom ? And he's like

25:18

, yeah , i'm fine with that . So weird

25:20

. And for the rest of the movie everybody acknowledges that

25:22

his name is mother or mom .

25:24

Yeah , mom .

25:25

At one point the other characters are going along with it too . The

25:28

movie also has a baseball nerd . I don't think

25:30

I've seen an 80s movie with a baseball nerd

25:32

. There's been movie nerds , comic

25:34

book nerds , superhero nerds , horny

25:37

nerds that get killed on Friday the 13th because then

25:39

they get some action and they die And

25:42

that's one of the rules . This movie doesn't

25:44

really follow the rules . Nobody's really actually doing

25:46

anything to deserve to get killed . They're just all getting

25:48

killed .

25:48

No , one's having sex . Yeah , like there's

25:51

like nothing .

25:53

I mean , Darnell is a minority , So he gets

25:55

killed first , which is like an 80s trope . There's

25:58

actually a new movie called the Blackening , I think , which is like

26:00

a horror movie . that's like about like how

26:02

could everybody be the first to die ? because we're all the same

26:04

.

26:05

And it makes fun of the trope because , like , yeah

26:07

, because in the 80s .

26:08

It was like usually the not popular

26:10

person dies first , or whatever , But it and

26:12

like I'm not saying one way

26:14

or the other .

26:14

I saw the trailer rules .

26:16

I'm just saying like if you watch these older movies

26:18

. Yeah , usually the outsider dies first

26:20

or whatever , or the or minority player dies

26:22

first , which is kind of unfortunate , but

26:25

it's just a thing that happened in . This movie

26:27

unfortunately follows the same pattern , but

26:29

but then it kills the baseball nerd , and

26:31

the baseball nerd is I didn't think I was going to bring up the

26:34

trope about the minorities , but I guess I did Because

26:38

it's definitely a thing in horror movies . So horror

26:40

movies were the first to have the final girls , which made

26:42

female heroes rise above the trauma which is you

26:44

can applaud them for that . But in the same token

26:46

they killed a lot of minority characters in horror

26:48

movies , which no-transcript

26:51

, don't know what that says . I don't want to . It's a track record of not good

26:53

things . But I'm not . I can't speak to why it

26:55

happened , because I didn't make those movies . I Just

26:57

it just was a thing , probably

27:01

because they weren't allowed to play hero characters for so

27:03

long . And then I mean , help me out

27:05

here , i don't know . I don't know what to say . It's just like a

27:07

thing that happened The

27:12

baseball , the baseball guy has

27:15

time to get away , but he just

27:17

lets the guy drill him in the head . He

27:19

has time to get away .

27:21

My favorite part about that was the

27:23

baseball sound . It was like dinner , dinner

27:25

, and then it like drilled right

27:27

into his dome . I actually replayed

27:30

it like more than once , yeah

27:32

like it makes sense .

27:34

I mean , it's kind of unfortunate , so like if you're an outsider

27:36

, you're a little bit different , or you're a nerd . You

27:38

got your dad , you're just a dead , you're dead

27:40

. Lots

27:42

of blood , though . Lots of blood from that murder , yeah

27:44

, anyway

27:47

, i thought it was unique that the kid was all about baseball cards

27:49

, because usually That's

27:51

not what it is . You know who I thought was gonna be the final

27:53

girl though I thought it was gonna be Kristen

27:56

Davis's character , right , because she was

27:58

like over logical and

28:01

she was pointing out the foibles of the other

28:03

characters . And

28:05

then she , she kind of like just like the

28:07

baseball guy , where he's like you got 10 feet

28:09

, you got 10 feet before he gets there with the

28:12

drill . The same thing here's

28:14

like a body saw or a Bone

28:17

saw , yeah , and she's like I need

28:19

to go to therapy or you can go to therapy because you're a delusion

28:21

, and blah , blah , blah , i'm like you got 25

28:23

. He's 25 feet away . Is it the other

28:26

end of this corridor ?

28:30

You can and be alive that

28:33

was such a great thing . Yes , her parents

28:35

were psychiatrists , so she was

28:37

offering him free services . What's ? that

28:40

was all I'll tell you , though .

28:42

What seemed painful is when you said his name is

28:44

Mike . When Mike gets his toes chopped

28:46

off one by one that that actually

28:48

is the only Like damage in the

28:50

movie that seemed really painful

28:53

. Everything's kind of cartoonish , but

28:55

when that happened you're like oh yeah , that would be

28:57

super painful to lose all

28:59

your toes . Yeah

29:04

, so

29:07

I wish Darnell was alive . Yeah , it's kind of

29:09

like . There's a character like him in this other movie

29:11

called Is

29:14

his name Reggie ? There's

29:17

a movie called night of the demons . There's a remake

29:19

. It sucks . The originals good and

29:21

he's like alive . He's like alive with the main

29:24

girl through most of the movie . I think he

29:26

can't remember he survives or not . But they

29:28

go against . They go against typecasting . You

29:30

know what I mean . We're like Reggie's

29:32

cool character , kind of like in this movie Darnell

29:34

has a lot of personality and like , yeah

29:36

, his only quest is to get to the top of the . You

29:39

actually want to get him to the top of the roof And

29:41

unfortunately he doesn't . And then , like Jordan said , he gets

29:43

like taking up , like biceps or

29:45

something , whatever they're

29:47

called They

29:53

just clip things . They're like giant . They look like

29:55

giant I

29:58

Tweezers or something , but

30:00

they hold things I don't know . Apparently

30:03

they can hurt you . What

30:08

else is going on ? That's

30:11

like it . I think we can rate the movie . Yeah

30:13

, Okay . I just

30:15

say like the tone is fun . I mean it's all video

30:17

effects . Like the thing looks like it's

30:19

shot on video . It has video graphics . It's

30:22

definitely a summer slash entry . I can

30:25

just say that like it's definitely something that like Fits

30:28

well with the theme .

30:29

Yeah .

30:31

Well , okay , yeah , now we can go scream

30:34

now , scream later , scream never . Usually we say

30:36

binge now , binge later , binge never . However

30:38

, for

30:40

tonight and for summer , slash Yeah

30:43

. Is it scared you now , later or never ?

30:46

it was a scream later for me , hmm

30:48

, wasn't a scream now I did like it's

30:50

like cheekiness . It definitely

30:52

had some . I Don't

30:55

know if you'd call it like humor , but

30:58

you know the , the murder

31:00

guy , the Salem tacker . He's

31:03

always kind of talking about a

31:05

little Slogan after

31:07

he does a kill . It's , it's

31:09

kind of funny . Wasn't

31:12

a binge ? never , it was definitely worth the time and

31:14

I enjoyed watching it , but I wanted

31:16

to put it at the top of the list . What

31:18

about you ?

31:24

Yeah , hard to say . It's

31:26

probably scream later . It's definitely not

31:28

something that I'm super excited about , but tonally

31:30

it fits . Yeah , i Feel

31:34

like I kind of flubbed up a month about the

31:36

minority argument . I don't know , i don't want to be the person

31:38

to say one way or the other , like I

31:40

don't want to say that all horror filmmakers in the 80s are

31:42

racist , but I also want to say they're not racist

31:45

and I don't want to be in the middle of that argument either . I'm

31:47

like how do I talk around this phenomenon

31:49

where the minorities die first ? I'm

31:52

like , maybe it's the phenomenon of , like minorities

31:54

dying in America And they want to put it in a home review

31:56

to show you that it happens . And then on the other

31:58

side , the people that don't like those

32:00

dudes in the movie are happy that they're not in the movie anymore

32:03

. But then again , like either side of this

32:05

coin , it's not a coin You want to flip over

32:07

right , You know right

32:09

, but

32:11

it definitely was a phenomenon . I

32:13

mean , there's like 10 years with the movies where , like every

32:16

other minority character is not the hero . But

32:20

, like I said , but I can applaud the genre for

32:22

being the first to have like female heroes , because

32:25

usually action movies in the 80s and 90s

32:27

are all dude heroes , but if you watch horror movies there's

32:30

a lot of female heroes .

32:31

Right , we were doing some things right , but still

32:33

a long way to go .

32:34

So We

32:37

can't solve every problem overnight without

32:39

a single podcast . Gotta take time , folks

32:41

. Oh my gosh

32:43

, Again not my place

32:46

to say . I'm just telling you what we've seen in the movie . We

32:48

just watched it and we're here to tell you . Yeah

32:52

, okay , what else is going

32:54

on ?

32:58

There's some bids , yeah , or some responses

33:00

on YouTube .

33:01

Yeah , there's a ton of YouTube comments , but the

33:03

ones that I wrote down for tonight are

33:06

so

33:08

Caitlin said in reference to last week's

33:10

video , which was what we were watching . We

33:14

did with triple feet Actually two weeks ago

33:16

, two weeks ago , before the aquatic videos we

33:18

were watching . it's a Spanish

33:21

movie , was it ? Which

33:23

movie did we ?

33:24

watch . I think so .

33:25

Yeah , It was the second , it was week two . Oh

33:29

yeah , so it was a Bloody Moon Bloody

33:32

. Moon So in reference to the Bloody Moon episode

33:34

. But she just said Caitlin , said just

33:37

showed this video to my mom , or

33:39

just showed my mom this video , and

33:42

her reaction was priceless , like

33:44

oh , that's perfect , showed your mom her podcast

33:46

and like I

33:48

don't know if I told my mom this podcast . Thanks for sharing

33:51

us with your mom Caitlin , yeah

33:53

, oh , and then on last

33:55

week's episode , because we had mentioned Goolies , i think

33:57

, or maybe it was on that same episode

33:59

, maybe Bloody Moon . I remember when I was

34:01

talking about Goolies , i asked you if you'd seen Goolies

34:03

.

34:04

I think it was last week , but I'm not sure .

34:06

And then some dude said , oh

34:12

, let's see . Oh

34:17

, the Goolies is what gave them their like

34:20

, got them interested in loving monster movies . So

34:22

they appreciated the mention . And then I

34:25

had just written down like my notes are

34:27

scribbles right now , folks , i'm trying to read what I wrote

34:29

. I was trying to quickly write down what they said

34:31

Yeah

34:34

, we just thought it was amazing that we dropped

34:36

some Goolies information . So , yeah

34:39

, they like Goolies . Is

34:45

it a rubber mask movie ? Not

34:47

as rubbery as the mask in this movie they watched tonight

34:49

. Most of the creature effects in

34:51

Goolies are pretty good , At least the first one . So

34:54

anyway it's on Jordan's list , She'll

34:56

get around to it . And

34:59

then we found out I might be sexist if I don't send

35:01

Jordan all the nude photos that we've received for

35:03

the show . Like might be reverse

35:06

sexist might be like . Actually

35:08

make me a sexist is like withholding

35:10

information .

35:11

What do we like to do ?

35:12

Review the boo . okay , Send

35:16

us the reviews . Yeah

35:18

, $100 . Man , please

35:22

Charge more . I

35:24

remember being in film school and my friend had me in his

35:26

movie in my underwear and I got killed

35:28

. I don't know why I had

35:30

a pig nose . I was like a pig man that

35:33

got thrown apart by music fans because they

35:35

wanted tickets to a concert , and so they ripped me apart

35:37

to get the tickets .

35:39

And did he pay you more than a hundred bucks ? No

35:43

, Man .

35:44

I think the incentive was I

35:47

was in my 20s and they're like he's like there's

35:49

gonna be six girls that rip

35:51

you to pieces , okay .

35:53

Okay , all right , i see the trade off . Sounds

35:56

like a good afternoon . Maybe send him a

35:58

Venmo request .

35:59

I don't know , i don't know . I see

36:01

, you guys don't need much Jordan . You see what I'm

36:03

saying ? Okay , okay

36:06

, you're right . You and

36:08

six other scantily-clad actors will be in a mud

36:10

scene . All right , all right Done

36:13

. You know . all for the art . It's

36:16

all for the art . Oh man

36:18

, it makes me laugh . Actors

36:20

gotta work hard , you know , sacrifice our body

36:22

and minds For the

36:24

art . Jordan . For the

36:26

art , for the art , for the

36:28

art . It's all for the art

36:30

. It's all for the art . $100

36:34

.

36:37

Two , six packs , let's go . Yeah

36:39

, that would have done it for me too , though That's

36:42

16 pack .

36:43

Yeah , yeah , there you go

36:46

. Beers by the lake .

36:48

Yeah , that's all I need .

36:51

That happens in horror movies too .

36:55

And then you die And in country songs

36:57

.

36:57

That happens in horror movies and country songs

36:59

. It does , it does .

37:01

Wouldn't that be kind of a ?

37:11

Cut off Yoke .

37:13

I don't know . I kind of see , like a little bit of like a

37:15

coconut peep , a country version

37:17

like scary movie , where there's just

37:19

like country songs to drink and , you

37:21

know , beers by the lake and then everybody

37:24

dies .

37:25

Yeah , yeah , everybody dies . So

37:28

it's all . Yeah , body parts flying

37:30

, flopping out , boozing

37:32

, breaking

37:34

all the rules .

37:35

Breaking all the rules .

37:37

What an interesting episode it's been Jordan .

37:40

I've done this like five times .

37:43

Clap your hands during the episode , like Yeah

37:45

over my head , like this Yeah , yeah

37:48

. What does that mean ?

37:50

I don't know country carols singing in his

37:52

country jams drinking cooers

37:54

down by the lake Drinking the course

37:56

, yeah , is

37:59

that the Rocky Mountain beer ? That is . It's

38:02

the water of the Rocky

38:04

Mountains .

38:04

I'm trying to remember , if I remember the commercial correctly

38:07

.