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well here we are back again i know what

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, have some announcements for what's coming

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down the line for us bards

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here at bombarded speaking of us bards

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hey how ya been everyone been good yeah

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yeah yes it's so weird to the

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a come into here whoa boy

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and yeah conversing and speaking

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in this capacity i know it was funny like

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i knew i remember saying like oh like play guitar

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play piano like do music and i've just been playing

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elden ring so so ,

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out there fine i'll just go out

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and board that'll give you more time to you know sit on

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your throwing in practice right exactly

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is no better place for your

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instrument on the eldon thrown a

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speaking of bards music all that good

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things what we're going to be talking about this announcement

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episode our updates to our patriotic

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we're going to be talking about the last

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album that are coming up and

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a as per usual we got a song

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for you at the end right oh yeah

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at yeah well let's crack into all that do

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that good rich you can you like

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inform us on where the albums are what's going on

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with that and that why i haven't heard

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anything right yeah right can over here well

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yeah

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to yeah degree to tarnish so my we're

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all just getting way too tired is less likely

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too get married unless tired even talk about albums

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and stuff so anyway enough about elden

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ring here we are yes chaos

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sauce volume nine and the volume s

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chaos volume nine will both be coming out

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a sometime in the middle of july

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is what we've decided to give ourselves you

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know to make sure everything's right there's make lot of stuff

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on both right them are going to go through them and

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make sure everything's proper make and then

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actually one month later actually roundabout

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in the month of august later our five

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year anniversary we are also

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yeah woo five hey yeah we're

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going to be releasing yeah hey

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unquote best of or greatest

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hits album of you know our

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favorite chaos os tunes

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he notices compile them and case

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that's important to some as is

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not , source their ninety yards or i i

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a to fulfill our record contract with

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tile thousand demanding that we have

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ten albums and when i was short with

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me or having nine so this will fulfill our records

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on arises the umbrella company that

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owns bombard right is i will need

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yes know that when i say other than be like

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it out for that money as basically the

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album of they were working on a right now and

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said so action

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really my vote been ah speaking

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of music in search of course we have a bunch

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of music and other things that you can hear over

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on our patriotic her but as

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of june things are to be changing for

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our patriotic so everything

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that's currently on the patriarchy is going

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to remain available and accessible

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remain each individual's here so

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things like really song spot if like

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play last behind the scenes and bloopers

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unreleased feasible content all that stuff notes

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lead see

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oh that's gonna be staying correct

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name any to my go back through like wasn't

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all the i camera take anything away

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i would argue be there like in the archives

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i guess or whatever it is although posts

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inserts our guides zanzibar doesn't apply

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there are gonna be some things a few things

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are going to be changing and changing bunch of stuff

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that we're going to be adding so

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ah our entire the want to talk about

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the first sort of a significant

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change since you were there

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no se listened to snag

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of all trades and have been following along you

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know that we're kind of moving on

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from its name ,

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our last episode our will

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be our last episode us the

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you know it's just got to the point where

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we tried some

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they treat and getting all

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sales when my sister scrap

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the ottoman empire marrow think we'll definitely

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yeah things out there we

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have ah yeah it's it's

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going to the point where like if we don't

3:58

start eating bugs and stuff we will arrive

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much more a year ago and i'm a smaller

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to say they still can pickled herring

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that just is not gonna yeah

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early for somebody like me who doesn't

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like much as far as a list

4:11

flavors and some wild that we had

4:13

a podcast or it on yeah wow that we had

4:15

a low so about trying weird stuff because

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i'm actually not really into says it all up

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, point where they are really

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we've tried just a couple things

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that are loads of him enough to talk myself

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into anyway but

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we are replacing it ain't

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worth a lack of

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all trades with what we're calling jack

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of all

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trey yeah yeah it a yak

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we're all gonna peach the adding that

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survey

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the ball to everyone on a tree on

4:45

so no matter what's your your at you

4:47

will have access to it yeah it's basically

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just gonna be us basically

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, to just making i guess what you consider

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a regular podcast where

4:56

has this before of us talking about

4:58

stuff we're kind of into and like like

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at this current time we're going to do to

5:03

people per episode so does he get super

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long and to talk about stuff

5:07

that we're and you currently like we just record our first episode

5:09

and own think we could spoil it ride motorcycle

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your house about a musician i talk about

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something that's not as musical

5:17

but equally there's nothing better than or

5:19

i have dealt with rather ride

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your job is is it's fair

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be as as we're going to do once my

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during a paradise beginning of the months s

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around that time to said to were

5:29

so again get the hang out and hang

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and have fun so there's

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a tiny bit american there tiny well but there

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be fired soviet era saying and

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out in l gas and well that is being

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taken off of the ten dollar platinum tear

5:43

i we are going to be replacing

5:45

that not you know one for one

5:47

but we're gonna do something the void

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left by snacks or third

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to fill the void eyes spurrier

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wouldn't what are you could be doing for us to fill

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that tasty be doing when

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i was making the background tracks for the show

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and less it was something epic

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like some nineteen minutes long

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need ten thousand track of your

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average track would take an hour

6:12

maybe two hours not said not said spend

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more time on it but there wasn't time like i got

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a said good or something for face average

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for ago so it was a good challenge

6:20

to cut a good stuff knocked out my okay what

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do we kind of played off with that idea also kept the

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idea of the core dice going while the shows

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you know on a bit of a break so

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alley had a clever idea to name it spur

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of the moments as yes

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and so basically i'm going to be rolling core dice

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maybe i'll roll jobs maybe i won't and

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i'll be writing a song probably in the one

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to two our time frame and just see what

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gets cranked out of that money could

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be any genre any could be

6:46

solo piano if you have ten thousand instruments

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be a full orchestra i could be anything at all

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of instrumental most likely

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but yeah okay a new song once every month that

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will be kind of built his those constraints

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and see what kind of creatively comes out of that so

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yeah you could also be using

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extension dice do for feel it oh

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that's right the right now lost love

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your finally bad either hundred

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maybe those will make their way into the future of the

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so who's to say regard to that excited

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dice with us as many jazzy facets

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to them so yeah spur of

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the moments keep an eye out of the platinum's

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here and then in the middle on the gods

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here tile covenant hop up for

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suggest for yet alcohol ah well

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i'm going to do a biweekly

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world building stream and

7:31

i want to open that up so that patrons

7:33

and or on that to your and above are using

7:35

kind of vote on what we're going to focus on him to be making

7:38

lists i you know to work on

7:40

my tall tales or lord

7:42

we want to work on like start small and

7:44

build a tavern and figure out the owner or

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just in pcs what role they

7:48

play as far as character archetypes a

7:50

whole slew of thing so i want to take

7:52

like an hour every other week and kind of

7:54

helped build something that you know

7:57

anybody that is there to use

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in your home team

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those are you know in case labour

8:02

once well maybe i have one of my bards come

8:04

on with me and the zoo talk about some things

8:06

are a little flesh out some npc it's from

8:08

the show that we didn't really get to shine a spotlight

8:10

on we can take that time and try to figure

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out a little bit more more about

8:15

them so on i don't have another him

8:17

for him as yeah the pelvis is also

8:19

known as her the entire center and of going to

8:21

be like figure out everything about melvin

8:23

in this mysterious man but

8:26

, i don't have a name for it quite yet but it

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may be like a fantastical fabrications

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with does your must recall that may be

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true i have two two

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three a summary of

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exactly so yeah that would be a bi weekly

8:41

thing i'll figure out be

8:44

exact day of the week and our

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be over yeah that's my plan and dumb

8:49

they were in be adding some other stuff on top

8:51

of that right yeah so spigot of like a biweekly

8:54

thing that's good we have in there will also be

8:56

a thing that's happening once a quarter which

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will be al een kyle take

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on a society that the world for what

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they're calling our entire yes your

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surroundings as far ,

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a reservation reservation

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a foods are

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you know if not enough to see us

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as we thought it be good to take some

9:16

of our beloved couples out into the

9:18

real world and see how they handle

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you know

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that was a tiger

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assassins is not exactly sure what

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it's gonna be gonna if we're gonna be

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our characters in an actual

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real world play somewhere else and as the like

9:34

us census see in a situation

9:37

and real world sounds like a reverse

9:39

magic tavern magic slide i fell through

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a portal and now you're in you're world and you're

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at heart barbecue oh no

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i don't like no mean maybe like

9:48

couple from the show such as

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eating i'm talking and mayor

9:53

the taking real world a weird

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things happening and

9:56

interacting i don't know yet will you retire about

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baby was

10:00

of course yoshi and tabitha but

10:02

also probably getting a simple

10:04

admission

10:05

it as or tar and or fell your

10:07

say i do that

10:08

yeah now and maybe throw in it back to the old

10:10

days and having us some yolk who

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and readable

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Country voice is

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going out in the public and

10:20

alola. Ya,

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ya say dope in Sandy

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and Randy T just out here.

10:38

So that's pretty much it. Like, we're definitely

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going to be adding some things just

10:42

into the categories already have like we're

10:44

going to be be releasing of you have the music notes,

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that Superior. And I used for a in

10:49

the back of music, does have wildly

10:51

changed over the years and

10:54

sort of happened and then we'll

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be releasing some of Kyle's. Do you notes? And then,

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but

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as a big tick off for, like all of

11:04

this stuff, we're going to be also releasing

11:07

the zero session. We did. That

11:10

was like, the beginning of bombarded where we

11:12

were trying to figure is this even going to work

11:14

how do our characters work

11:16

and that was the origin of joby

11:19

it might be i mean we were already in

11:22

spurious kitchen yeah but i might have been

11:24

another job he won happen husband's i do

11:26

nice little like to like when

11:29

, i don't remember if i have both

11:31

of whom i may or may not but what will for

11:33

sure be posted posted face or heinz

11:36

yeah and then i also did find a

11:38

know the episode one session

11:40

when i was gone back to find like quotes and stuff

11:42

for the last time we did we actually did

11:45

record ourselves trying to come up

11:47

with the episode one episode ah

11:50

when oh yeah we

11:52

were like trying to decide is always gonna be something

11:54

and we kept in the episodes it became very

11:56

apparent that was not gonna work because the session

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is not in a third

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