We're back with a 6 month old live episode! This was recorded at the Fourth Wall here in Portland Oregon with perennial guest Michael Garcia. It's a shorty we had in the chamber, but more episodes will be coming soon! This season will be a bit

Soft Jelly Bean Teeth – with Avalon's Brother

May 4th, 2022 2h 13m

This week Avalon's hilarious brother takes a break from working on a top-tier animated program that will remain nameless-ish and joins them around the digital campfire for some spooky tales of Washingtonian ghosts and that haunted house that th

Don't Touch The Crane's Head - With Sara from Afternoonified

Feb 24th, 2022 1h 55m

This week, the hilarious and amazing Sara from Afternoonified joins Avalon among the digital tombstones for spooky tales from America's most hand-shaped state, Michigan!They discuss the fine line between misogyny & witchcraft, lighthouses, and

Toe Soup - with Justin Ammerman

Jan 4th, 2022 2h 8m

This week the hilarious Justin Ammerman joins and joins and rejoins Avalon around the digital campfire of technical difficulties for some spooky tales from Maryland (and a lot of dog talk). They discuss toe soup (, Zak Bagans, library pizza, m

All About Aggie - with Andy Iwancio

Dec 3rd, 2021 1h 45m

This week, Andy Iwancio joins Avalon around the digital campfire for a deep dive on Black Aggie, Baltimore's most terrifying statue! Or a copy of it. Or a replica housed by the Smithsonian. There's a few of 'em kicking around.They also discuss

A Catherine O'Hara Themed Wedding - With Emily Faye Coleman

Nov 8th, 2021 1h 29m

This week BooHaHost Emeritus Emily Faye Coleman joins Avalon around the digital campfire for the final episode of the BooHaHalloween Spooktacustravaganza!In addition to reading two truly terrifying tales from Jezebel's Listener Submitted Scary

There Were Four Boys in My Tarp - with Riley McCarthy

Nov 1st, 2021 1h 46m

This week, the hilarious Riley McCarthy (the second funniest person in Portland) joins Avalon around the digital campfire for the third and penultimate episode of the BooHaHalloween Spooktacustravaganza! They discuss sleepaway camps, drowning

Horse Paintings - with Zoë Proval

Oct 25th, 2021 1h 47m

This week, we're haunted by the ever looming specter of technical difficulties! Listen, as a terrifying audio error makes it sound like Avalon is phasing in and out of this plane of existence. It gets better after the first 15 or so… just try t

Smiley the Sleep Paralysis Demon - with Michael Garcia

Oct 11th, 2021 1h 22m

This week, Michael Garcia re-joins Avalon among the tombstones for the first episode of the 2021 BooHaHalloween Spooktacustravaganza! In addition to worrying about the guy wandering Portland's beautiful Lone Fir cemetery with knives, they dig

From Missirginia to Tallahexas - with Dave Lowery

Oct 5th, 2021 1h 13m

This week, spooky marxist Dave Lowery joins Avalon among the tombstones for some terrifying tales of Virginian ghosts.They discuss spectral hounds, how houses are born, and Dave's experiences with art therapy. Oh yeah, and the guy in the cemet

Any Blanket Can Be A Horse Blanket - with Benjamin Tier

Sep 26th, 2021 1h 22m

This week, the hilarious Benjamin Tier joins Avalon among the tombstones for some terrifying tales from Pennsylvania (read it like Transylvania in a spooky dracula voice). They discuss hex doctors, witchcraft, the Pennsylvania Dutch, and places

The Ed & Lorraine Warren / Conjuring ECU Spectacular!

Sep 8th, 2021 1h 35m

We're back! After an unannounced and unplanned hiatus / extended bout of existential dread, Emily Faye Coleman and Randall Lawrence rejoin Avalon around the cemetery to talk about Ed and Lorraine Warren, James Wan, and how they watched all of t

Spaghetti Spaghetti Spaghetti! - with Chad Johnson

Jun 27th, 2021 1h 45m

This week, Chad Johnson joins Avalon around the campfire for spooky tales of Virginian ghosts! They discuss rabbits of unusual size, cheap motels and hinkypunks.They also talk about creepy twins, wind chimes, wind chimes made of creepy twins,

A Week's Worth of Milk - with Dahlia Belle

May 21st, 2021

This week Dahlia Belle joins Avalon among the gravestones for some terrifying tales from 'Spoo New York'. They discuss poisons, being hunted for sport at a rich person's Halloween party, and some of the lesser known vampires of New England. The

Beggies, Choosies, Always Losies - with Dylan Jones

Apr 19th, 2021 1h 48m

This week Dylan Jones joins Avalon among the gravestones for some spooky tales from New England for some reason. They discuss terrifying tales of abandoned houses, spooky seamen, and all the things that happen on rag rock. They also talk about

Go Kick a Pecan Tree - with James Wood

Mar 8th, 2021 1h 38m

This week James Wood joins Avalon around the digital campfire for some spooky tales from his home state of Texas. They discuss naked ghosts, donut-handed boogeymen, and horrible things that happen under pecan trees. They also rag on Kentucky, t

A Strangely Perched Hat - with Emma Jonas

Feb 4th, 2021 53m 10s

Episode NotesThis week, in part two of our season premiere spooktacular, Emma Jonas rejoins Avalon around the campfire to hopefully find a story that's better than the last ones. They also discuss abandoned hotels of northern California, why J

Tittywink 'Em - with Emma Jonas

Jan 26th, 2021 1h 18m

This week we're back around the campfire for a spooktacular season premiere two parter! The hilarious Emma Jonas joins Avalon around the campfire for some spooky tales from Yellowstone. They also discuss mud volcanoes, Bernie Sanders, arm pit s

A Full Throated Blast - with Tory Ward

Dec 2nd, 2020 1h 12m

Episode NotesThis week Tory Ward joins Avalon around the campfire for some spooky tales from the great white north! Tory is from Oregon, but as we all know, Oregon's ghosts are garbage, so it's a Canadian Spooktacular! Get ready for some terr

Wham-Bam-Jenny-Mo-Jam - with Nick Puente

Nov 16th, 2020 1h 2m

This week the third third of VHS Vengeance Nick Puente joins Avalon among the gravestones for spooktacular tales of Texan ghosts, googas, and extended family members who may or may not be Baba Yaga. They also discuss forts, that big weird ball

BooHaHalloween Spooktacustravaganza!

Oct 31st, 2020 1h 19m

This week, Emily Faye Coleman joins Avalon around the lantern for our second annual BooHaHalloween Spooktacustravaganza, recorded live at Lone Fir Cemetery in beautiful Portland, Oregon!This year, we're reading selections from Jezebel's yearly

An Old Shoe Full of Oranges - with Aaron Wagner & Michael Garcia

Oct 14th, 2020 1h 44m

This week's BooHaha was recorded with two thirds of the VHS Vengeance crew live at the Clinton Street Theater, which is awesome, and you can and should donate to support the theater here: https://donate.cstpdx.com/.Aaron Wagner and Michael Gar

Find a Wild Boob - with Anda Arroway

Aug 31st, 2020 1h 43m

This week, Anda Arroway joins Avalon around the campfire to talk about Indiana's terrifying ghosts, ghouls and VPs. They also discuss buying a jail, bridge-related sexual tension, and Bobcat Goldthwait.

A Colony of Feral, Telepathic Camels - with Michael Garcia

Aug 10th, 2020 1h 19m

This week, Michael Garcia joins Avalon around the campfire for an experimental in-person recording. Among other things, they discuss Northern California, meth, dead babies, and the hideous three-headed camel god that watches us all from the dis

BooHaHiatus - Part Two

Jul 26th, 2020 1h 10m

We're back for part two of our BooHaNoonified-Pandemic-Crossover-Spectacular!Emily and Sara from Afternoonified join Avalon for a two-part episode, recorded three months ago and last week, respectively. This week's episode has slightly more ex