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Episode 23.
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["The Star-Spangled Banner"] ["The
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Star-Spangled
2:08
Banner"] One. Frances
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couldn't quite remember where she was. She
2:14
had been in middle-cum in Ireland. They
2:17
had been trying to stop the network. Then she had...
2:21
She tried to think, but her brain shied away. Better
2:25
not to dwell on the past, focus on the present. She
2:28
could hear voices, sharp and urgent. Hot
2:31
right up, blood pressure stapled, for
2:33
the moment anyway. How long has it been
2:35
since the last shift? At least an hour?
2:38
That's probably a good sign. What about...
2:41
those? The pause before
2:43
the last word was pregnant with nothing good. Worry
2:46
about that later. Does anyone know what happened?
2:49
Some kind of magical backlash. We lost containment.
2:52
It's lucky we got her out at all. Frances
2:55
needed the last voice, Asante. She
2:58
struggled to open her eyes. When she did,
3:00
all she could see was ceiling and bright light
3:02
shining down on the lower half of her body.
3:06
She's coming around. Asante?
3:10
Frances's mouth felt dry and gluey, but she
3:12
must have managed to make herself understood because Asante's
3:14
face appeared smiling down at her.
3:17
Frances felt her brush a lock of hair off her face.
3:19
How are you feeling? Is
3:22
there any pain? A doctor with the
3:24
distinctive Vatican crest embroidered on his coat
3:26
was shining a light into Frances's eyes, checking
3:28
her pupils. That answered the question
3:30
of where she was, at least. Frances
3:33
had to think about it. I... I don't think so.
3:34
Her
3:38
eyes sawed Asante's and found them deep and
3:40
wide and sad. Did
3:43
we win? Did we stop
3:45
the network? Asante shushed her. Don't
3:47
worry. You're going to be fine.
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That isn't what I asked, Frances thought.
3:53
The other doctors, nurses, and assistants were
3:55
all moving around the lower half of her bed, out
3:58
of her line of sight. She
4:01
felt the bed shift. Someone muttered
4:03
something about a reflex response. Can
4:05
you feel that? The doctor asked. Frances
4:08
struggled to sit up. She had felt something,
4:11
but what her brain was telling her didn't make any sense. She
4:14
tried to go back to the last thing she could remember
4:16
about Middle Coombe, but all she could bring to mind was
4:18
a rush of magic and fabric over
4:21
her head and Asanti and Liam shouting. And
4:23
she was being carried bouncing, swinging. And
4:28
what happened to me? Hands
4:30
were trying to push her back against the bed. Calm
4:32
down, you're going to hurt yourself. Frances
4:35
shoved hard at the hands around her. Whatever they
4:37
were hiding from her, she had to know. It couldn't
4:39
be as bad as what she was imagining. It couldn't be.
4:43
Frances looked down at herself. She
4:46
thought, why are there snakes
4:48
in my bed? Until she realized
4:51
they weren't snakes, they were more like tentacles
4:53
and they were growing from her hips. Her
4:56
legs had been replaced by a writhing mass
4:58
of reptilian flesh. This
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wasn't real, it couldn't be. Frances
5:04
looked up and saw Asanti's wide, sad eyes
5:06
and screamed. I
5:09
said, hold her. They were swearing
5:12
in Latin. Frances felt a
5:14
pinch like the snap of a rubber band followed
5:16
by a push and a burning feeling.
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Then the world felt very far away and
5:23
she lost consciousness. Sal
5:27
wanted nothing more than to go back to her apartment.
5:29
Forget that she had ever heard of Christina Opie
5:31
in the network and sleep for a week.
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Instead, she grabbed a quick shower in the society's
5:36
gym and was quietly thankful she had started to keep
5:38
at least two full changes of clothes dashed away at work.
5:42
They had bloodied the network's nose at middle-cum,
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but according to Opie, Christina had gotten
5:46
away clean.
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Liam was tracking her now and as soon as they had
5:50
a destination, Sal expected to be heading out.
5:53
Bad enough that the network's quest to create a magical
5:56
technological hive mind had ruptured reality
5:58
in a small Irish town. If Opie's information
6:01
was accurate, the network had found a way to make their own
6:03
demonic books.
6:05
Sal really hoped that Opie had been lying to them.
6:07
As far as they knew, the ability to build the books
6:10
that Team 3 had been created to seek out and
6:12
contain had been lost to the world centuries ago.
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If that power was in the hands of a group of techno-cultists
6:17
who believed that magic was a force that should be set
6:19
free in the world,
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Sal forced herself to shake off a train of thought that
6:23
would do her
6:24
no good to pursue. But
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even if Opie had been exaggerating the network's capabilities,
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they couldn't afford to let Christina regroup. Surely
6:32
Anjuli, after the near disaster of his indecision
6:34
during their last mission, couldn't fail to realize
6:36
that the time to act was now.
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She found Liam alone in the archives, and
6:41
over his computer. Any word
6:43
about Francis? Sal asked.
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Liam shook his head.
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Asante's still in with her. And
6:50
Manchu? Anjuli
6:52
called him in for a face-to-face. You
6:55
think he's going to explain what the fuck happened with the chain
6:57
of command in Metal Coom? Liam snorted.
7:00
Yeah, like that shit is explainable. He
7:04
had a point. Sal's history in law enforcement
7:06
had taught her that failure of nerve by one's superiors
7:08
was seldom explicable. Unfortunately,
7:11
it nearly always had the same result. Someone
7:14
farther down the chain was going to have to take the fall.
7:19
Manchu arrived in Anjuli's office torn
7:21
between fury and fatigue. He
7:23
wanted to let fly with all his rage and frustration
7:26
from the last 24 hours. With Francis'
7:29
injury, not to mention the destruction of a town and
7:31
its entire population, he had plenty of ammunition.
7:34
But the toll of those losses, coming at the end
7:36
of his constant push and pull with Asante over
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the last few months, had left him near the end
7:40
of his energy. Just a little
7:43
bit farther, he told himself. Find
7:45
Christina, put her stuff to
7:47
her plans, then rest. We've
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come too far to give up now. From
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behind his desk, Anjuli waited for Manchu
7:55
to seat himself in one of the two guest chairs. For
7:58
a change, the office was immaculate. No piles
8:00
of stray papers or half-unpacked boxes
8:02
remain to ruin the impression of a powerful man
8:05
inside one of the most powerful organizations on Earth.
8:08
Was he too busy cleaning his office to give us a clear directive?
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The thought was uncharitable, but Menchu had known
8:14
Anjuli for more than a decade, and he had never seen
8:16
his office so tidy. It looked almost bare.
8:20
Father Menchu, said Anjuli,
8:22
you might be wondering why I wish to speak
8:25
with you. Before Menchu could
8:27
give voice to any number of replies, ranging
8:29
from sarcastic to impudent, the mon
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senior continued.
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I wished to apologize.
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Menchu's mouth snapped shut. My
8:37
lack of decisiveness in a time of
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crisis led to unnecessary casualties
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among innocents and our own.
8:45
Although the society was able to
8:47
contain the disaster, our success
8:49
came in spite of my leadership, not
8:52
because of it. Menchu,
8:54
feeling hope in his heart in a way he hadn't realized
8:57
he had been missing, nonetheless
8:58
measured his next
8:59
words carefully. I'm
9:02
sure what has happened will help to guide you
9:04
in the future. Menchu
9:05
at least shook his head.
9:07
No. What?
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In light of recent events, I have
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chosen to withdraw my name from
9:13
consideration for promotion to
9:15
Cardinal, and I will be tendering
9:17
my resignation from the society within
9:20
the hour. Menchu's
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expression must have been an accurate mirror of his
9:24
inner turmoil because Anjuli gave him a wry
9:26
smile. I'm sorry,
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Arturo, I know you weren't expecting
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this. But I'll do a respect
9:33
for our friendship, I wanted to tell
9:35
you first. Beep,
9:40
beep, beep. Asante
9:44
had barely left Francis' bedside since
9:46
team three had returned to Rome.
9:48
The beeping of the dozen monitors could have been
9:50
nearly soothing in its regularity, except
9:52
that the constant rhythm meant there had been no change
9:55
in her assistance condition.
9:57
Francis' heartbeat was steady, her blood pressure.
9:59
was fine.
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Even the tangled mass that used to be her
10:03
legs were demurely covered by layers of starch
10:05
sheets and gently folded blankets. The
10:08
doctors had given Francis something to help her sleep
10:11
and keep her calm.
10:12
She had yet to wake up. Make
10:15
it through, Asanti thought to her, and
10:17
I will never let this happen to anyone else, whatever
10:20
it takes. A
10:22
soft knock from the open doorway. Asanti
10:25
looked up.
10:27
Father Menchu let himself in and
10:28
sat down on the opposite side of Francis'
10:31
bed. He took her hand.
10:34
Any news, Asanti asked. Menchu
10:37
shrugged, plenty, very little
10:39
of it good.
10:41
Monjuli is going to resign.
10:43
From the church, from the society.
10:46
Asanti grimaced, it's a start. She
10:49
waited for Menchu to tell her that she should be more forgiving,
10:52
for him to counsel her to patience, to turn Francis'
10:54
condition into a reason for her to give up the quest
10:56
to understand, to use magic.
10:58
Anything so they could finally have the fight that had been
11:01
simmering between them for months. Menchu
11:04
sagged in his chair, letting his head fall back
11:07
and stared up at the ceiling. His
11:09
words, when they came, were so quiet she
11:11
could barely hear them. Is
11:14
this our fault, Asanti? What?
11:18
For years we've worked well with Anjuli precisely
11:21
because he didn't make difficult decisions.
11:23
We did, and then
11:24
he would back our play. Sometimes
11:27
he complained about it, but it's
11:30
not as though his lack of leadership qualities should
11:32
come as a surprise. Asanti
11:34
huffed a laugh. Did you put a gun to
11:36
his head and force him to become acting cardinal? No,
11:39
did you? Please, I'd never touch
11:41
a gun. We didn't discourage
11:44
him. Maybe wanting
11:46
a cardinal who was as malleable as Armand
11:48
Sr. was greedy. And
11:51
now we're being punished for our sins, Asanti
11:53
asked. Menchu shrugged. Asanti
11:56
shook her head. So goddamned Catholic,
11:59
it's not always about- you, you know? Menchus
12:02
turned to scoff. As Santi asked, how
12:04
are the other teams taking the news? Fox
12:07
smells blood in the water. I haven't
12:09
even seen Sun Sony. Team
12:11
two has been in full cover up mode after the bombing.
12:14
They can't admit it was a society because
12:16
they can't admit that the society exists. But if they
12:18
blame someone else, it's likely to set off an international
12:21
incident.
12:22
A consequence that his holiness is made very
12:24
clear is in all ways unacceptable. Santi's
12:28
eyebrows rose. He said that?
12:31
I am told it is a direct quote. It
12:34
was so easy to fall into the rhythms of familiar
12:37
banter. Conversational tracks
12:39
well worn over the years. For
12:41
a moment, she could imagine that things were simple
12:43
again, that their biggest problems were demonic books
12:46
and incompetent sorcerers.
12:48
But then silence fell and Francis'
12:50
monitors beeped away counting out of
12:52
Santi's failures. She
12:55
sighed. You think I'm reckless,
12:58
but I'm not. I'm scared.
13:01
You would give your life to this cause to protect the world.
13:03
Sal, Liam, Grace, all of them would. So
13:06
would you, said Manchu. Yes,
13:09
said Santi. But for the rest
13:11
of you, if you give your life to the cause, your task
13:13
is over. Succeed or fail, you have
13:15
given everything that you could and no one can ask for more.
13:19
Santi leaned forward. I
13:21
have children, Manchu, grandchildren.
13:25
While I am gone, I might not be able to leave them the
13:27
world I knew, but I have to leave them a world that
13:29
they can live in. Manchu
13:32
had nothing to say to that, and they sat together
13:34
in silence. Beep.
13:38
Beep. Beep. Beep.
13:51
Liam's
13:54
eyes burned, his back ached, and the
13:56
less said about the tendons in his forearms after
13:58
ten hours bent over his keyboard.
13:59
But at last, a picture
14:02
had begun to emerge.
14:03
He just wished that it wasn't the picture he was looking
14:05
at. He sat
14:07
up, joints puffing as he stretched and attempted
14:10
to return circulation to muscles gone slack. He
14:13
hadn't been able to go to the gym in days and the break
14:15
in his routine bothered him. Since
14:17
his last encounter with the network, he knew intellectually
14:19
that it was free of his demon and that
14:21
his hours of uninterrupted work were spurred by the urgency
14:24
of their situation, not a malevolent supernatural
14:26
force. He didn't need his routines anymore. He
14:30
could have a piece of cake if he wanted, even
14:32
if it wasn't someone's birthday. His
14:34
mind knew that. It was just that
14:36
the part of him that had spent the last nine years looking
14:39
over his shoulder didn't believe it.
14:42
At his shift in position, Sal looked over.
14:44
Did you find Christina? She asked. Liam
14:47
nodded. You sure? Another
14:50
nod.
14:51
Sal glanced up as though she could see through the
14:53
ceiling to the offices where the leaders of the society
14:55
were sequestered, determining their next move in
14:57
the wake of Anjuli's resignation.
15:00
Are we going to be able to do anything about it? She
15:02
asked. Leadership's last
15:04
word to the three teams had been do nothing
15:07
until you receive further instructions. Not
15:10
fucking likely. Another
15:12
moment of silence. Sal
15:14
nodded. I'll go tell Grace. Give
15:16
Asante a Menshu deniability if the Swalgo
15:19
sits up. Sal grimaced.
15:21
I thought I'd let her decide if we should tell them or not.
15:24
Coward. Sal shrugged. You
15:27
wanna ask Asante to leave Francis' bedside? Liam
15:30
shuddered. Pass. Sal
15:32
was halfway up the staircase in the middle of the archives
15:35
before she called back, where are we going anyway?
15:38
Liam took a deep breath and didn't let his voice
15:40
shake as he answered, Belfast. Sal
15:44
nodded. A few moments later, she
15:46
was gone. Liam
15:48
watched her go. Belfast,
15:51
where it had all begun. Grace
15:56
sat in her room, watching her candle
15:58
and her life burn away. before her. When
16:01
she heard footsteps approach her doors, she quickly pinched
16:04
out the flame. Hopefully, whoever
16:06
had come wouldn't notice the wisp of smoke
16:08
lingering in the air. Asante,
16:13
lost in thought at Frances' bedside, jerked
16:15
in surprise as a small, cool hand touched
16:17
her wrist. Frances had opened
16:19
her eyes and was struggling to sit up.
16:22
Together, Menchu and Asante helped raise
16:24
the bed and position her pillows behind her.
16:27
How are you feeling? Menchu asked. Frances
16:30
scowled at him. I feel like my legs
16:32
have been turned into tentacles. She
16:34
almost sounded angry, but her breath hitched just
16:37
a bit on that last word. She
16:39
swallowed. What are you doing here? Why
16:42
aren't you out stopping the network? Asante
16:45
took her assistant's hand, squeezing it in her own.
16:47
Frances pulled it back. Stop it, I
16:50
don't need to be coddled, I need for what happened
16:52
to you to mean something. Three heads
16:54
turned to the doorway where Grace stood. Having
16:56
finished Frances' sentence, she now waited
16:59
in silence. Yes, said
17:01
Frances, that now help me get out of here
17:03
and we can, Grace interrupted her again. No,
17:06
you need to rest. You don't know what I need,
17:08
Frances shouted, but her protest quickly withered and
17:10
died under Grace's level stare. I
17:14
think you know that I do. Frances
17:16
shrunk back against her pillows. It's
17:18
not the same, she muttered, but she
17:20
couldn't meet Grace's eyes. Grace
17:23
nodded to Menchu and Asante, I need
17:25
to talk to you. About what, asked
17:27
Menchu, not here. Sal
17:32
and Liam were waiting on the terrace of a cheap cafe
17:34
near Termani Station. Menchu
17:36
noticed the packed bags dashed casually beneath
17:38
their aluminum chairs, so they were a tourist
17:41
couple about to begin the next leg of their journey.
17:43
Menchu spoke before Sal could. I
17:46
assume this is where you inform us of your
17:48
intention to flaunt the hierarchy of the society
17:50
and the authority of the Vatican and go after the network
17:53
on your own.
17:54
That was Sal's plan, said Grace, but I
17:56
convinced her that you would both agree to come. And
18:00
why are we going to do that?
18:01
Menchu asked.
18:03
Because we've seen what waiting for orders gets
18:05
us, Asante suggested. Because
18:07
defying orders is what we've been doing since Sal
18:10
got possessed by the hand, Liam muttered.
18:12
Sal kicked Liam under the table and met Menchu's stare
18:15
with one of her own. Because we're a team
18:17
and saving the world is our job even if we don't
18:19
have permission. Menchu
18:22
knew he'd been right to recruit her for the team
18:24
when she found them in New York, throwing herself
18:26
into their investigation at every turn and refusing
18:29
to let anything stop her from saving her brother from
18:31
the demon that had seized him.
18:33
He cleared his throat. We need a plan
18:36
and resources. After what happened to Francis
18:38
not to mention the rest of middle-cum, we can't
18:40
just hope for the best, especially if we're off the books
18:42
and can't count on backup from the society.
18:45
Sal pulled an envelope out of her jacket. We
18:47
had the shroud and that should neutralize whatever books
18:49
the networks got. Liam tapped
18:51
his temple with his ring finger. And we
18:53
have me. The network has retreated
18:55
to Belfast, either to lick their wounds or to plan
18:57
their next move, but that's my home turf. Wherever
19:00
they are in the city, I can find them. And
19:02
we've moved my candle to Sal's apartment. And just
19:05
in case we get disavowed again while we're gone, said
19:07
Grace. Menchu shared
19:09
a look with Asante. That
19:12
sounds a lot like a plan, he said. She
19:15
gave him a tight nod. I'll go pack.
19:21
Two. Liam's
19:23
breath steamed in the early morning chill. This
19:26
was one of Belfast's residential neighborhoods and
19:29
quiet at this hour. Liam
19:31
walked as slowly as he dared without appearing to
19:33
loiter her. Every footstep
19:35
brought back 100 memories of making
19:37
this walk a thousand times before.
19:40
True, he no longer felt the gaping hole
19:42
of his demon-induced amnesia.
19:44
But the process of unlocking the closed up parts
19:47
of his memory was ongoing. And although he hadn't
19:49
admitted it to the others,
19:50
it occasionally caught him by surprise.
19:54
Being back on his old home ground threatened
19:56
to trigger an overwhelming flood with every breath
19:58
of familiar air. Liam
20:01
paused at a bus stop, stomping his feet against the
20:03
cold and forcing his brain back in order. You
20:06
okay? Grace's voice asked in his ear.
20:09
She was watching from somewhere among the rooftops
20:11
across the street. The Sal and the
20:13
others were in a rental van around the corner waiting
20:15
for the all clear. Liam
20:17
didn't look out from the posted bus schedule but nodded,
20:19
counting on Grace to notice. Do you
20:22
want backup? Head shake. Then
20:24
you better move on, the bus is less than a block
20:26
away.
20:28
Liam nodded again as though the sign had
20:30
confirmed his question and crossed the street
20:32
in the middle of the block. There
20:34
was little enough risk of the bus driver noticing him
20:36
or remarking on his presence, but buses were full
20:38
of cameras. Until proven otherwise, Liam
20:40
had to assume that the network had access to any video
20:43
feed in the city.
20:44
Flying into Shannon and driving across
20:46
the border probably meant they hadn't been tagged when
20:48
they arrived in the country, probably.
20:53
The neighborhood had changed in the last nine years,
20:55
which only made the muddle of Liam's memories more confusing.
20:58
The corner shop was now a bank branch. The
21:01
pub looked like it had gotten a new coat of paint. The
21:03
signs of the Great Recession still lingered, but the
21:05
city had brushed itself off in the last few years.
21:08
Maybe it was the new UK economic incentives.
21:10
Maybe it was the lack of
21:11
violence that had been the punctuation of Liam's childhood.
21:16
Fortunately, the small empty lot in the middle
21:18
of the block hadn't been bulldozed in the name
21:20
of progress. The old chain link fence had
21:22
been replaced with something more substantial, but was still
21:24
eminently climbable. What had once
21:27
been filled with trash, dice, and drug
21:29
deals was now an informal community garden.
21:31
Liam narrowly avoided stepping in some grandmother's
21:34
cabbages on his way over the fence, but a glance
21:36
confirmed that the UK surveillance state hadn't
21:38
decided to look quite this closely at home front agriculture
21:41
yet. Now
21:43
the only question is, good.
21:46
The dilapidated storage shed had been refurbished,
21:48
but not torn down and replaced.
21:51
At least you wouldn't have to worry about any belligerent junkies
21:53
taking offense at being roused, like you had in the
21:55
old days. Not that Liam had
21:57
cared about the literate junkies when he had set up
21:59
this bolt. his demon partner
22:01
hadn't anyway, and that had been good enough
22:03
for him. There were days
22:06
Liam wondered if forgetting his years of possession had been
22:08
so easy because his brain had been too distracted
22:10
at the time to really absorb what was going on around
22:12
him.
22:13
Or maybe the wiser parts of his nature had decided
22:16
that it was better not to pay too much attention to what he was
22:18
doing. Liam broke the padlock
22:20
on the shed and barred the door once he was inside.
22:23
Not the most effective security system,
22:25
but he didn't need it to last for long. In
22:28
the back corner, under a pile of tarps, garden implements,
22:30
and a wheelbarrow, he found the
22:32
remains of a rectangle chiseled into the concrete
22:35
foundations. Liam
22:37
brushed it clear, making sure nothing lay across
22:39
the crudely carved line. And then
22:41
knelt down, letting his right hand rest
22:44
against the cold, gritty surface of the cement.
22:47
He wasn't actually sure that this would work without
22:49
his demon along for the ride.
22:51
He wasn't sure if he hoped it did or that it didn't.
22:56
Liam took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and leaned
22:59
his full weight against his hand, pressing into
23:01
the ground. Nothing
23:03
happened. Well,
23:05
that was it. He could get up, brush himself
23:08
off, and go tell the others that this wasn't gonna work. They'd
23:11
have to stop the network another way. Munch you
23:13
wouldn't object, it was probably even the smart thing
23:15
to do. Liam had been the one who would always
23:17
argue that they should depend on their own resources, that
23:20
fighting magic with magic was about as effective as
23:22
holding out a torch to extinguish a fire. The
23:25
others would be disappointed, but they would pull together
23:27
like they always did and find another solution. They
23:29
would come through. Would
23:32
they come through in time? Or
23:35
you could stop being an idiot and honestly
23:37
try to open the damn door that you brought everyone here
23:39
to find. Liam's
23:41
internal monologue was comfortingly blunt. Liam
23:45
laid his hand on the concrete again. This
23:47
time, as he did so, he reached back in his mind
23:49
and found the memory of the 100 times he had
23:51
come here before.
23:53
The door wasn't magic, the magic was
23:55
what was hiding the door.
23:57
He aligned his mind with the memory and remembered
23:59
what he had to do.
23:59
I do. Liam
24:03
leaned forward and this time felt
24:05
the soft click of a pressure switch swinging
24:07
free. A moment later
24:09
a rush of musty air washed over his face.
24:12
Liam kept his eyes closed. He had never gotten
24:15
the hang of passing through an illusion while he was looking
24:17
at it.
24:18
The concrete in front of him would appear unchanged. Liam
24:21
pictured what he knew to be there instead. A
24:23
solid wooden door hinged to fall inward, revealing
24:25
a short drop into the forgotten foundation of
24:27
a house that had been bombed out and demolished
24:30
so long ago that no one remembered it had ever been
24:32
there.
24:33
Liam opened his eyes once his boots hit the earthen
24:36
floor. The flashlight on his phone
24:38
showed that some of the walls had further crumbled while
24:40
he had been away, but his work shoring up the
24:42
structural supports had kept the roof from full collapse.
24:45
It was exactly as he had left it. Everything
24:48
was going according to plan. Fuck.
24:59
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Once he disabled his mundane security
25:34
measures, it was a simple matter for Liam to open
25:36
the sewer access.
25:38
Asante, Menchu, and Sal went from the back
25:40
of the van directly down into the manhole behind
25:42
it. Grace keeping an eye from above
25:44
to tell them when the coast was clear and they could descend
25:46
without anyone remarking on a priest making
25:48
sewer repairs. A few
25:50
minutes later, Grace herself arrived and Liam
25:52
carefully maneuvered the manhole covered back into place
25:55
above them. Sal
25:57
wrinkled her nose as she ducked through the last doorway
25:59
into the abandoned. basement. When you
26:01
said you had a bolt hole, I didn't think you meant hole
26:03
quite so literally. The
26:06
usable area was about 15 feet
26:08
square, although square was a generous term for the
26:10
irregular space left clear amid the tumbled
26:12
bricks
26:12
and broken rebar. How
26:14
did you find this place, Asante asked.
26:17
I was down in the sewers, making a tap into the fiber
26:19
optics as they were being laid. I had to duck
26:22
out of the way of one of the crews running the lines. I
26:24
thought I was ducking into a disused pipe and ended
26:26
up here.
26:27
Lucky break, said Grace. I
26:30
had a lot of those for a few years there. In
26:32
retrospect, I suspected had
26:34
more to do with the demon than luck. The
26:37
silence fell over the small group, standing
26:39
together in a space uncomfortably like a tomb,
26:42
led only by Liam's phone and a couple of flashlights.
26:44
All right then, said
26:47
Menchu. This is where you think we
26:49
can tap into whatever the network is running?
26:52
Liam nodded, then let's get to
26:54
work. Sal,
26:57
with
26:57
nothing to add to the wiretapping operation, either magically or technically,
26:59
found a corner where she was out of the way
27:01
and let
27:04
Liam and Asante do whatever it was
27:06
they were doing under Menchu's more than adequate
27:08
supervision.
27:10
She noticed Grace had done the same, watching from
27:12
a spot a few feet down the wall. After
27:15
a few moments, Grace noticed that Sal
27:17
was watching her and glared a question in her direction.
27:20
What? You heard reading a book. I
27:23
can see how you made detective. Sal
27:25
ignored the sarcasm. Why not? She
27:27
asked. Grace shrugged. Everything
27:30
okay?
27:31
I'm fine. I'm allowed to waste my time
27:34
if I want to.
27:35
Sure. If the network destroys
27:37
the world in an ill-considered attempt to create a magically
27:40
interfacing hive mind, the number of minutes
27:42
left on my candle is hardly gonna matter, is it?
27:45
Probably not. I
27:47
don't feel like reading, I'm thinking. Silence
27:50
fell between the two women. Finally,
27:53
Sal said, you finished your last book on the plane and
27:55
you forgot to bring another one, didn't you? Grace
27:58
did not aim to reply. Okay,
28:01
said Liam, we're in. Can
28:03
you find the book? Menchu asked.
28:05
Liam was clicking away at his laptop as Asanti
28:07
continually drew and redrew a circle in
28:09
the air around them with a silver letter opener.
28:13
Working on it. Get out
28:15
before they notice the top, Asanti said. I'm
28:17
already getting interference. Just
28:19
a second, said Liam. I'm almost
28:22
there. Liam's fingers
28:24
doubled their speed and Sal half expected
28:26
to see smoke rising from his keyboard. Tiny
28:29
sparks flew from the tip of Asanti's letter opener
28:31
and it made a scraping sound against the air. They
28:34
definitely know something is going on, she
28:36
said. Have they found us? Asked Grace.
28:39
I don't think so. Menchu nodded
28:41
to Sal and Grace. Prepare to move
28:43
out as soon as Liam's done. I don't want,
28:45
fuck. Liam slammed his laptop
28:47
shut, threw it to the ground, and sent his boot cracking
28:50
against the hardened shell with enough force to shatter plastic.
28:53
Still, he kept stomping until the base cracked open
28:55
and he could kick the battery aside. Asanti's
28:58
letter opener stopped sparking as soon as the computer
29:00
died with a final sputter and shriek of
29:02
tortured electronics. What
29:05
happened? Asked Menchu. Liam
29:07
wiped his brow. Well, they're definitely
29:10
nowhere in the city. Did you find
29:12
it? Asked Sal. Liam nodded.
29:14
Hope he wasn't bluffing. They can make their own books.
29:16
Then he grinned. But
29:19
I know where.
29:20
Sal let out the breath she had been holding.
29:23
She could see her own resolution reflected in Menchu
29:25
and Liam's faces.
29:27
Grace's expression was even more impassive than usual.
29:30
Asanti's eyes glittered with excitement.
29:35
For Frances, the hours in the society's infirmary
29:38
passed an alternation between fitful sleep
29:40
and undifferentiated quiet.
29:43
A few of Asanti's other archival assistants came
29:45
by to see her, but none of them stayed for long.
29:48
Frances wasn't sorry to see them go.
29:50
It wasn't just because of the way that they assiduously
29:53
avoided looking at the bottom of her bed.
29:56
She didn't want to see anyone. She didn't want
29:58
to talk about what happened. She really didn't
30:00
wanna talk about how everything was going to be fine
30:02
and she would be back in the archives before she knew it.
30:05
Even if she believed that everything was going to be fine,
30:07
the one fact she was sure of was that everything had changed.
30:10
She had changed. At
30:12
a fundamental level, she felt like she no longer knew
30:15
herself. It was all she
30:17
could think about, and every time she did, she wanted
30:19
to cry. A
30:21
nurse came in to check her blood sugar and added
30:23
something to her IV. Almost instantly,
30:26
Francis could feel her brain floating and her limbs
30:28
grow heavy.
30:29
What are you doing? She slurred.
30:32
The man smiled at her.
30:34
It's something to help you sleep.
30:37
Francis had been sleeping for hours already or
30:39
had it been days. Why
30:41
don't they want me to be awake? I
30:44
don't need it, she protested.
30:46
Don't worry, he said as she drifted
30:48
away, you're going to be fine. She
30:51
barely had time to think, but I'm not fine
30:54
before she was unconscious. It
30:57
felt like only seconds had passed, but when she opened
30:59
her eyes again, the lights in the hall had dimmed for
31:01
nighttime and unremembered dreams
31:03
pressed at the back of her mind.
31:06
Then she heard the creak of a wooden chair
31:08
and Francis realized she was not alone.
31:11
She fumbled with the light beside the bed. The
31:13
IV tubes and the aftermath of the drugs made
31:15
her clumsy, but soon another hand came,
31:18
caught her fingers, helped her twist the brass key
31:20
to turn on the lamp.
31:22
Francis squinted at the sudden wash of yellow light,
31:24
blinking until she could see her visitor. Of
31:27
all the people she might have expected, Monsignor
31:30
Fox was nowhere on the list. Do
31:33
you need some water? He asked. Francis
31:35
shrank back at his voice, but he didn't move again.
31:38
She wanted to tell him to leave. She
31:41
licked her lips and found her mouth glued together
31:43
by sleep and spit. Slowly,
31:46
she nodded. She watched
31:48
as he turned and filled a small glass from the
31:50
picture that had set on the dresser by the wall.
31:53
Perhaps due to a santi-slow opinion of the man,
31:55
Francis had
31:55
always viewed Monsignor Fox as a muscle-bound
31:58
mountain of rage and obstruction in the air. Now,
32:01
seeing him close up for the first time,
32:04
the comparison to a mountain was not unwarranted. However,
32:07
engaged in a small domestic task, he
32:10
seemed less like a monster than she had expected. Of
32:13
course he isn't a monster, she told herself. There's
32:15
only one monster in this room. She
32:19
accepted the cup and drank. The
32:21
water unglued her mouth and tasted cool
32:23
and fresh against her tongue. Thank you. Professional
32:28
hazard overseeing team one, I've
32:30
spent more than my share of time here. I don't
32:33
know if it's the drugs or the air filters, but this place
32:35
is drier than the devil's dandruff. Francis
32:38
didn't know what she was supposed to say to that. May
32:40
I sit? Fox asked. How
32:42
long had he been sitting before she woke
32:45
up? How could she stop him? What
32:47
did he want?
32:48
What would he do if she said no? As
32:51
those thoughts raced through her brain, Fox turned back to
32:53
the chair in the corner and brought it over to her
32:55
bedside. He settled his
32:57
bulk into it again and it creaked. I
33:00
know you must be tired, but I need
33:02
to know where Asante and the others have gone. Francis
33:06
tried to look surprised. They aren't
33:08
here? Fox's eyes
33:10
narrowed. I can respect
33:12
your loyalty, but it is misplaced. Asante
33:15
and team three are away without authorization
33:17
in defiance of a general order to cease all
33:19
activities and stand down. If
33:21
they come back now, they might be able to salvage
33:24
their careers. If team one is
33:26
ordered to bring them back by force, I can't
33:28
guarantee their survival. Francis lifted
33:30
her chin. That's not how it worked out last
33:33
time. Fox's expression
33:35
darkened. I'm asking you nicely,
33:38
but I don't have to. Francis
33:40
forced herself not to look away.
33:43
Before she could speak, a voice from behind them on
33:45
senior asked,
33:46
accosting a woman in her hospital bed in the middle
33:48
of the night is asking nicely.
33:51
Sansone, said Fox, don't
33:53
your spies ever sleep? What
33:56
spies? I came to check on a colleague. Sansone
33:59
stepped forward.
33:59
the doorway into the spill of light by the bed.
34:02
As I imagine you were, she added
34:05
tart words flung toward Fox with pinpoint
34:07
precision. If the Barb's hit
34:09
their target, Fox didn't flinch.
34:12
Frances watched the supervisor of team
34:14
one and the power of team two stare
34:16
each other down in the tiny room.
34:19
If she had been able to leave her bed, she would have slipped
34:21
out to give them space.
34:23
What's your game, San Sony, asked
34:25
Fox. I don't have one.
34:27
Fox snorted at that, but he also looked away first,
34:30
turning back to Frances with the same concerned smile
34:33
he'd had when he offered her a cup of water.
34:35
I'll check back with you later. Think
34:37
about what I've said. San
34:40
Sony lingered until Frances could no longer hear
34:42
Fox's heavy tread fading down the hall. Go
34:46
to sleep, San Sony said, twisting off
34:48
the light. I'll make sure you aren't disturbed.
34:52
She stepped out into the hall and left Frances
34:54
staring at the darkened ceiling. It
34:56
was too late for San Sony's reassurances, though.
34:59
Frances was already disturbed. The
35:03
forgotten basement in Belfast meant you
35:05
could feel his team waiting for him to make a decision.
35:08
He knew that if he did not give them a direction quickly,
35:10
they would find their own paths and act with or without
35:13
his say so.
35:14
They were nervous, resolute, excited, and
35:16
it was time to put their talents and energy to work. Sansi,
35:20
if we find the network's book binding operation, can
35:22
you shut it down without Liam's assistance? I
35:25
believe so.
35:26
Liam, can you? I can make sure Christina
35:28
stays out of your way.
35:30
Menchu nodded. I leave that to your
35:32
initiative. Take Sal for backup.
35:34
Grace, you and I will go with the Santi. We
35:37
should all assume that magical interference will put us
35:39
out of contact as soon as we're in range of our respective
35:41
targets, so our rendezvous will be in six hours.
35:44
If there's no word from the other half of the team
35:46
in ten, contact Rong immediately
35:49
and tell them everything. Everything? Ask
35:51
Sal. Everything, said Menchu.
35:54
If we fail here, they will have to know what they're dealing
35:56
with. Understood? Everyone
35:59
dead? Godspeed to
36:01
us all. It
36:04
was just past nine o'clock when the manhole cover
36:06
behind the white rental van slipped out of place
36:09
and five people climbed out of the Belfast sewers.
36:12
The group split into two and exchanged no
36:14
words before parting. None
36:17
of them failed to note that although Dawn had long
36:19
since passed, the sky above had
36:21
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