Remember being a kid and asking your friends if they would do outrageous shit for outrageous amounts of money? And then seeing how low they would go in order to make some cash? It went something like this:You: Would you suck a guys dick for a

Does Your Wang Need A Wank?

Jan 13th, 2016

There’s a billion Chinese people yet they still can’t get enough sperm. So they’ve invented this Sperm Extractor to help the cause. The only question is, why does it have to look like a droid from Star Wars? Least. Sexy. Sperm Extractor. Ever.

A Very Gerry Christmas!

Dec 15th, 2015

Just in the St Nick of time (geddit?!) is Gerry’s the bigfoot’s Christmas special! We apologize in advance for everything including using a shitty camera. Happy holidays stupid humans!ps: dolphins suck!

Buy 1 Religion, Get 1 Free!

Dec 3rd, 2015

In this podcast we create not 1, but 2 new religions for you too swallow. First, save your soul with Godism (it deserves to be bolded up!), the religion with the motto “Let God Handle It.” We believe that if there is a God, it’s His job is to w

East End thug Tony’s get-rich-scheme — Scare Zoo

Nov 29th, 2015

If you love videos of cats losing their nut over cucumbers, then come on down to the world’s first zoo where you can throw fresh veggies at animals for our entertainment! Bring the family and a few bob for the carrots!

Pay-as-you-go movies and popcorn

Nov 28th, 2015

In our society if we want to watch a movie we have to pay big bucks and be forced the watch the whole thing even if it is crap just to get our money’s worth. That sucks. What is this Russia?! Why can’t we have a system where we pay more the lon

The $10 Million Treasure Hunt Movie

Nov 26th, 2015

The average Hollywood blockbuster costs about $200 million to make. We propose sharing a slice of that pie with the audience … it’s probably a tax write-off anyway.

How to Get Your Fat Kid into Sports

Nov 20th, 2015

Why hasn’t some NHL team ever hired the biggest, fattest sumo wrestler on Earth to play goal for them? Or one of those 800 pound people where you have to cut a wall out of the house to get them out and move them around with a crane. Slap on 50

Take a vacation. Go to Hell. Put it on TV.

Nov 19th, 2015

Thanks to specialty TV channels there are now a billion travel guide TV shows and while that’s generally a good thing, the problem is that they all gush over the destinations as if every city/country/village in the world (except, of course, th

Brother, can you spare an app?

Nov 18th, 2015

How come poor people can’t afford food but they all have smartphones? We may never know the answer to that question, but here’s one we can answer: How are you going to help out the homeless if you don’t carry cash and you can’t swipe your Visa

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